I know it was just a little typo, and I hope you adequately apologized to your cat. But the image of a grown man in his race car, in the middle of a lap, suddenly hearing a dedicated "new JFJ upload" sound and IMMEDIATELY turning the wheel, crashing into the barricade, jumping out of the car and whipping out his phone to watch this video while cradling his wrecked ride, kinda made my day!
@@BALL_EATER1964 when SsethTzeentach made his video for godhand, he complained that there wasn't enough r34 of Olivia, so he commissioned a bunch of art of her using his patreon funds. I'd recommend watching his video for godhand. It's pretty funny
@@BALL_EATER1964 when SsethTzeentach made his video for Godhand, he spent about $1200 of his sponsorship money on "art" of Olivia, because there just wasn't enough of it. Would recommend his video, very funny. Also, if I have two comments here, it's because for some reason my first one isn't showing up for me for some reason
@@BALL_EATER1964Sseth Tzeentach, a youtuber that does reviews on normally obscure but complex games, did a God Hand review “early on” (by today’s standards). And he personally commissioned several adult artists to make R34 of Olivia because there was none of it. Completely unprompted. He did it because he wanted to. And where did he get the money? From the income he made on his previous review.
I can't believe the journey of John Godhand has come to an end, it has been a ride I gladly joined in on! Can't wait for whatever is next in store, handsome sock-man!
For anyone looking for a game with combat similar to God Hand, with assigning different Martial Arts styles and some individual Special Attacks, i can *very* strongly recommend Clash: Artifacts of Chaos. Prequel to Zeno Clash, unique and very colorful world with strong atmosphere, good writing, awesome music, solid gameplay. Not quite as complex or difficult as God Hand and its tone is rather different, but can still supply some challenges. Really strongly recommend it.
I believe JFJ's review of this awesome game will be a word for word quote. What quote exactly? Oh, it's just from one of rescued girls from the first "Godhand is fun". It goes like this - "I can't believe this is happening! They smack my ass so many times... But in the end, i started to like it!" XD
Sad it's short ah. I would've rather waited for a later upload but with more content. Also skipped fat ninja body's text? Btw Azel can do Ballbuster as well... And damn, no reaction to the best credits ever made :( Anyways really fun series, thank you for playing and actually finishing it! God Hand is a masterpiece!
Yeah from desert part toward the end is annoying af, JFJ didn't add it but that True samurai sensei can split into 7 clone of himself, hate that part the most
If you want another janky stupid but fun (I guess beat em up?) type game play Asura’s Wrath it’s basically the final boss fight of this game, but it’s the standard for the entire game
Videos a bit short, we have stuff cooking. Happy mothers day
Happy mother's day back to you!
Wait he’s a mother????
lol
Oh you have a wonderful day with your mom, J. Thanks again for being the best streamer on RUclips.
That's okay J but thanks J I hope you have a great time with your mother on Mother's Day.
Hope you and yours are doing good dude! Glad you liked this gem!
I love it when he said "It's God Handing time!" and then Godded all over his hands.
I god handed all over myself when he does that
And then he God Hand'd your mom
And then Stage 7 and the Samurai god handed me while I tried to god hand them 😅
9:30 Hey hey people, seth here
Couldn't help but wonder how many of those are his commissions
"This game SUCKS I love it." The best way to describe God Hand.
Local man fights Satan unarmed, wins.
Damn Gene got hands.
@@Ctrekoz He got God Hands, you mean
BABE WAKE UP NEW GOD HAND VIDEO IS OUT
The velocity at which I threw my car off my lap to watch this video (she's back on my lap watching it with me)
You threw your car to watch this?
You throw your car…. and it’s now sitting on your lap? Do you need medical attention?
Such a good car it must be one of those small ones with three wheels, It's trained so well that it doesn't even break your legs when it's on your lap
I know it was just a little typo, and I hope you adequately apologized to your cat. But the image of a grown man in his race car, in the middle of a lap, suddenly hearing a dedicated "new JFJ upload" sound and IMMEDIATELY turning the wheel, crashing into the barricade, jumping out of the car and whipping out his phone to watch this video while cradling his wrecked ride, kinda made my day!
i hope it purrs like a kitten.
I liked listening to this while i biked. Hearing J scream "THE BOUNCER" was a fun surprise
8:57 Now Now JFJ, simmer down
So when is JFJ spending all of his Patreon money on a number of "artists", as is customary when making God Hand content?
Gotta get that Olivia number up. 38 is too weak
I need context
@@BALL_EATER1964 when SsethTzeentach made his video for godhand, he complained that there wasn't enough r34 of Olivia, so he commissioned a bunch of art of her using his patreon funds. I'd recommend watching his video for godhand. It's pretty funny
@@BALL_EATER1964 when SsethTzeentach made his video for Godhand, he spent about $1200 of his sponsorship money on "art" of Olivia, because there just wasn't enough of it. Would recommend his video, very funny.
Also, if I have two comments here, it's because for some reason my first one isn't showing up for me for some reason
@@BALL_EATER1964Sseth Tzeentach, a youtuber that does reviews on normally obscure but complex games, did a God Hand review “early on” (by today’s standards). And he personally commissioned several adult artists to make R34 of Olivia because there was none of it. Completely unprompted. He did it because he wanted to. And where did he get the money? From the income he made on his previous review.
Thank you so much for playing this, if it means anything you've got a long time fan in me from the struggle
Thanks for uploading video on my birthday J, it’s nice to see the conclusion to John God Hand’s journey.
Boar spears are dope, it's a named weapon in haven and hearth too.
missed opportunity for a "catch these hands" joke
2:28 "He's starting to believe."
"What a glorious game. I hated it"-JFJ on May 12, 2024.
It’s john godhand
So close to saying the gamer word, we were this close to greatness.
Don't worry, he said it in the Lies of P series.
Seeing Haz in the stream literally made me erase all negativity as i see both of my favorite content creators :D
Mr.Godhand really said, catch these hands!
What a fun game to watch
JFJ God hand upload
I'll be there no matter what
I can't believe the journey of John Godhand has come to an end, it has been a ride I gladly joined in on! Can't wait for whatever is next in store, handsome sock-man!
brutal and ruthless
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
Is that a bus? 🚌
Games difficulty slider was brought to you and managed by a narcoleptic mountain goat
hell yeah, what a finish.
Ah yeah here it is.
"I love this game, I don't recommend it."
i'm glad that JFJ enjoyed this game as i did in my childhood
9:30 praise be to our Lord Sseth
5:25 J loosing his shit & its funny
What a great way to start the video, "BOAR!"
Bro, how do you not include that masterpiece of a credit sequence?
This so much, I hope he haven't skipped it. Oh wait he didn't, just cut, nice.
loved the vid and streams
Great playthrough
Oh my god (hand), this game seemed pretty hard
God I fucking love spears
Palm Smash really carry you in the last stage
Masterbaiting with the God Hand must be heavenly
148 deaths on normal mode? Not bad, not bad at all
For anyone looking for a game with combat similar to God Hand, with assigning different Martial Arts styles and some individual Special Attacks, i can *very* strongly recommend Clash: Artifacts of Chaos.
Prequel to Zeno Clash, unique and very colorful world with strong atmosphere, good writing, awesome music, solid gameplay. Not quite as complex or difficult as God Hand and its tone is rather different, but can still supply some challenges. Really strongly recommend it.
Thank you sseth for Olivia commissions
8:24 holy shit J lmao
JFJ would enjoy fists of rage methinks
OMG ITS TIGER JOE YOUNG!!!
I believe JFJ's review of this awesome game will be a word for word quote.
What quote exactly?
Oh, it's just from one of rescued girls from the first "Godhand is fun".
It goes like this - "I can't believe this is happening! They smack my ass so many times... But in the end, i started to like it!"
XD
Most of Olivia rule34 is because of Seth
38 images of olivia, and all of em are cause of sseth
These hands doesn't know what intrinsic combat system mean
Hey J good job finishing God Hand wish Adam’s Mom a good Mother’s Day for us would ya
These were a great set of videos, enjoy Mother’s Day J
7:20 - Pipe.
god hand is such a love hate game its the best
I'm honestly a huge fan of games that you can say "this game fucking sucks, I love it". For honor being the number one contender there.
Who would win
Literally Satan at full power
vs.
Some fuckin' jabroni with glowy arms
Did the devs re-use audio from DMC 3? Cause I swear when ever you attack it sounds like the noises Dante makes
no reaction to the credits?
No more clover 😢
I think this was the best series so far, kinda sad you didnt liked that much the game
I loved it?
@@thejfjits your way of talking
You sound like a disappointed dad that just discovered that his son is smoking crack without him
an Impressive sub 150 death count.
Sad it's short ah. I would've rather waited for a later upload but with more content. Also skipped fat ninja body's text? Btw Azel can do Ballbuster as well... And damn, no reaction to the best credits ever made :(
Anyways really fun series, thank you for playing and actually finishing it! God Hand is a masterpiece!
Now beat it on Hard.
Yeah from desert part toward the end is annoying af, JFJ didn't add it but that True samurai sensei can split into 7 clone of himself, hate that part the most
was this meant to be an arcade game for an arcade cabinet.
Gorilla Supplex
Now play it in ¨hard mode¨ where you're permanently in lvlDIE so most if not all hits can give you a game over in 2 hits, have fun : )
Only 38? That's how you know this game didn't get that much attention
Most of them were commissioned by a single guy, so it’s even worse.
where can i watch this stream?
If you want another janky stupid but fun (I guess beat em up?) type game play Asura’s Wrath it’s basically the final boss fight of this game, but it’s the standard for the entire game
Boars are crazy man.
This game is the sex.
Nah you play this game currently, spam the same move is the actual way to play this game.
Why do the guitar censors weirdly entertain me?
I saw god hand being sold 2 days ago but it would have cost me 109$ dollars did not have the cash or the playstation 2 though
Psst! Watch Sseth’s video on the game! He has some resources for you to “download it” in the description if you wanna play it on your pc.
@@thatmonkemanzelinki2185 danka
Clash: Artifacts of Chaos from 2023 has some similar combat to God Hand. Different execution and tone but is nonetheless well-worth looking into.
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Mog hand
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