r/Maliciouscompliance Smug Lawyer Loses $50,000 By Attacking Humble Farmers
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a lawyer buys a house out in the country. A local farmer had a deal with the previous owner to mow the lawyer's lawn in exchange for being able to use the hay for his farm animals. The lawyer creates a contract that screws the farmer in the deal. The farmer refuses to sign the contract, leaving the farmer with 20 acres of unmowed land. The funny part? Now that the lawyer's property isn't being used as farmland, the lawyer doesn't get to enjoy farm land tax rates, and now has to pay $50,000/year in taxes!
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Some people think that the most important thing about being a pro RUclipsr is to make high quality videos.
But no.
The most important thing is remembering to press the publish button.
Lmao true
Right
indeed, else the FBI might receive a missing person notice
I'm glad you remembered today!!
True
Imagine breaking a mutually beneficial gentleman's agreement because you think you can squeeze some cash out of it. Lawyer didn't think things through and got what he deserved.
Actually I really do not understand this way of thinking. My grandma is 80 by now and still owns some farmland (about 15 Acres). And in my country it's the obvious thing for the farmer who mows it to pay something. The 10% of the wood I do understand though if the farmer is also taking care of the woods. (reseeding, cutting bad trees etc.) But ye for 15 Acres my grandma gets 300 bucks per mowing. It's way cheaper for the farmer to pay that for a ton of hay than to buy the hay elsewhere. To me paying nothing for it sounds like daylight robberey which they can only get away with because the owner of the property has no way to mow it himself. But you best believe he'd make way more than 1k if he sold 40 acres worth of hay.
@@Solidefex I'd agree with you under the condition that the land owner cared enough to find an alternative or get it done themselves. But since mr. lawyer (and presumably the guy that lived there before) seemingly just wanted to own a huge property with low annual property tax, it's a situation where one guy's spending some time and their equipment to get a really good deal out of it, while the other doesn't have to give a crap about the state of the farm since that's taken care of.
Not saying this deal isn't heavily in favor of the farmer, but just slapping down a contract of what the lawyer thought it was worth and neither negotiating nor researching the law surrounding a deal like that falling through (and the land subsequently deteriorating) is just a dumbass move on his part.
But that's obviously a lot of what ifs. We don't know if the surrounding farmers just boycotted payment out of principal and banded together to teach the guy a lesson, we don't know where the land was and if it was even possible to find an alternative, or if the guy would have tried selling the hay and wood if no such deal was made in the first place. Or if there even was a deal like that and the farmer just tried tricking some moron into giving him free resources. Both could've been assholes trying to profit off of someone else and thanks to seeming pretty incompetent and greedy, my hunch was that it's the lawyer. Sorry for rambling on.
@@Solidefex That's a great point. But also, factor in the farmers labor and equipment since he's doing it all himself. I think if he paid it should fall under what it would cost him to just buy it without harvesting it himself.
My fields are cut for hay annually, and I just get a per-bale payment of part of their value. The farmer sells it all and keeps the profit. He uses his equipment and labor, and I get a nice looking field.
Oh yeah he had no idea what a good deap that was. I grew up on a farm and a friends dad asked mine about doing something similar. Mowing fields at the friends grandmothers and we keep the hay. Before that he would have to do it himself with a smaller mower and much more often or when he was to busy with work pay somone a few hundred dollar to do it. Thinking about hiw much money her would have spent in that more than 10 year time span makes my head spin. Lawyer just got greedy.
"She's a two. A TWO"
...Out of ten maybe.
She definitely is on the inside, at the very least
Out of 100!
age or size?
Negative 2 million
@@sekudha she acts like my niece so most likely age despite my niece being older than two. Both act younger than they really are
don't know why, but the shirt tucked in story reminded me of what happened to me in high school (sophomore year - 1983). I was in English class and our teacher (call him Mr. Sleezy) would always favor helping the girls over the boys. He would always stand behind them in the girl's desk, lean over, and help. When a boy asked a question, he would seldom leave his desk, rattle off something almost unintelligible, then tell us we (the boys) were not applying ourselves enough. One day, I was having problems trying to figure out why I only got a 75 on a recent test (should have been an A, but another story for another day). So i asked him to explain a section of the test. He didn't even get up from his desk, and just said if I read the assigned materials I would have understood.
I. HAD. ENOUGH. I said to him "maybe if you got off your fat ass and taught everyone equally instead of just trying to look down the blouse of every girl in the school, I would better understand the lessons!!!!" BOOM...sent to the principal's office (not the first time, wouldn't be the last - in fact a chair in the office was kept open for me LOL). Anyway, the principal (great man, probably one of the few reasons I actually graduated) just talked to me about how I had to watch my language and tone, gave me a detention and sent me to study hall to finish the period.
I didn't know this but everyone in the school (small high school, about 300 students) starting talking about what I said in class to Mr. Sleezy. The girls were tired of it as well and formed a plan. The next day, I walked into English class (which was my first period class BTW) and I finally noticed; EVERY GIRL in the class was wearing a turtleneck sweater. Odd I thought, but ok. Mr. Sleezy definitely noticed, yelled my name and marched me personally to the principal's office. Didn't even wait to be called on, almost threw me onto the principal's desk and demanded I was expelled from school. The principal asked why and Mr. Sleezy yelled "BECAUSE ALL THE GIRLS ARE WEARING TURTLENECKS!!!! this A---hole organized it!!!" Principal asked me and I said I had no clue what he was talking about. I noticed the girls wearing turtlenecks, but it was WINTER and 4 degrees outside. Maybe they were cold?? Principal openly laughed at that. Mr. Sleezy scoffed and said "well I can see Im getting nowhere with you and your "pet project" (aka - ME) I'll take it to the board." Principal sent me off to my next class. Amazingly, ALL the girls in that class were wearing turtlenecks, and the next class the same thing. Turned out, EVERY girl in our high school wore a turtleneck to school that day. Talk aobut a statement LOL. Mr. Sleezy did actually go to the board about it, but they almost laughed him out of the meeting.
Mr. Sleezy eventually got caught up in a scandal with a minor from another school district later that year and "decided" to move on to other "opportunities" outside of the teaching field. ended up moving from our small town and that was the last I ever heard about him. Except that he moved alone. His wife (who was also a teacher in the elementary school), stayed until her retirement just a few years ago.
WOW complaining they wore turtlenecks was basically admitting he was looking down their shirts the whole time???? And he didn't get kicked for that immediately? What in the world...the only reason he'd get upset about people wearing turtlenecks is if it bothered him for some reason, who cares if you "organized" it or not? The best thing to do to prove that wasn't what he was doing would have been to say nothing at all and pretend he couldnt care less. What an idiot, but im surprised he didn't get kicked for that outburst.
@@Parrapette the 80s.... wasn't that great.
@@Parrapette this was the early 1980s. Pretty much unless you got caught screwing a student (which he did, only from another school), seldom was done about actions like that. This was still the "boys will be boys" era.
@@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas I loved growing up in the 80s...unfortunately some stuff that shouldn't have been tolerated was.
@@clarky23 yeah I was born in 80 had some fun, but yeah it wasn't that great when it came to some things.
"A two, a two, a two"
Me: three 2's, that's 6.
I love this comment lol
Underrated. This is amazing, especially to me, a math GEEK.
Math: 2(35+15)
@@thunderflare59 100
As soon as you said _”she committed the one sin no school could tolerate”_ I knew exactly where you were going with that. I once had a teacher call me a stripper mind you I was in the 9th grade cause she thought my shorts were too short, in reality they met the code standards, they were fingertip length, I just have super long legs so everything is short on me... needless to say that teacher got fired lol.
I saw a similar thing happen to a freshmen when I was a jr. This lass was maybe 15 at most and was wearing shorts because it was hot as balls outside. The uh ...idk what her official title was but let’s say “head-of-security-bullshit-lady”. Well anyway she pulled the lass to the side of the hallway and loudly said she needed to change her clothes into something appropriate or go home (yes girls were sent home often for this) The girl who is obviously embarrassed by the loud comment drawing everyone’s attention to her body sheepishly said “They aren’t too short, and it’s really hot out.” Which head-of-security-bullshit-lady even louder said that the weather wasn’t an excuse to dress like a prostitute. The girl- now in tears- ran out of a hallway full of dropped jaws. Nothing happened to the head-of-security-bullshit-lady.
Needless to say? More like "a huge relief to hear."
*Pops out her glass eye moves it close to the tag
"Nope still a 6" 😂😂😂
Irene sound amazing
Absolutely life destroying for the Karen Kouple. Was completely surprised by that twist
Absolute fucking madwoman, I love it
Thanks, Ograh
I don’t understad why she’s so upset about being a 6, that’s smaller than average
I can’t believe you remembered the shoulders rule I’ve dealt with that for my entire grade school career
How long ago were you working there lol
JUST your grade school? i had to deal with that shit kindergarten - 12th grade
Now that's something that the parents should of sued the school for.
Ok note for when I go to grade school
I live in argentina, we have the same problem in highschool. It seems teachers are afraid of shoulders in all the world! haha
"Vegan cat vomit rolled in crystals and hemp"
Now THAT'S a description
You didn’t forget!
Frfr
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I think he did yesterday.
I dont think he "forgot" it was just a later upload. I just thought my youtube/internet were being slow and that's why it was later than usual🤣
@@Amy_The_unbearded No it was late for me to I think he forgot and its not an internet issue 😂
Rslash, several months ago: Can girls not show their shoulders?
Rslash, today: Ah yes, the cardinal sin.
Dorime
@@bodaciousdoggo8971 Ameno Ameno
@@pjsans Latire
@@rokkabrave latiremo.
he ignored the entire setup BEFORE that, but hey- why let facts get in the way of a bad joke
Rslash: She committed the one sin no one could tolerate: **showing her shoulders to the other boys**
Me: **chokes on my breakfast**
Inhales dies
Why american schools have that ban on shoulders?
@@alvarodebarrio7718 i think its when a Karen's spawn does something inappropriate to a girl the karen cant just say "boys will be boys" or try to get the girl in trouble for showing her shoulder idk i could be wrong
@@alvarodebarrio7718 I couldn't tell you, probably has something to do with a few backwards attitudes regarding the female body and male hormones (a lot of America is backwards in a lot of ways). I went to Catholic school, so I had to wear a uniform 99% of the time anyway.
Same!
He remembered to push the publish button this time 😂
Yeah
Uh ? What
@@monch3914 he was very late yesterday with his video because he had forgotten to upload it and people were worried because of it
@@velvety2006 OoOoOoOHhHhH
“No you need to PAY ME $1,000 each time , to mow MY yard...... all 40 Acres” my grandpa used to rent fields he wouldnt even to get $1000 a month. $1000 a mow is astronomically high especially when you’re bringing your own equipment and doing all the work.
My parents rented out their fields to a local farmer in exchange for a symbolic sum of money, free wood, and free meat when the farmer slaughtered livestock. All worth it considering proper upkeep of the fields eliminated the severe pest problems my parents had (they bought a farm that had been neglected for decades). Not to mention that newly cut fields is one of the best smells in the world.
We have contractors come to our farm to harvest for us (because when machinery dies its cheaper to contract than buy new). Harvesting is basically fancy mowing and holy hell does it cost a lot to contract. I have no idea what that attorney thought he was doing.
@@Peta4241 The lawyer thought he was smarter than that 'uneducated' farmer. Guess he got SCHOOLED. :)
I was waiting for the first ones lady to reveal that her name was not in fact Jerkina, and she was actually called Petunia so the couple would be Vernon and Petunia. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a son named Dudley 😂
R/slash: *didn't forget to push the publish button*
*Everyone liked that*
Lol
Hey Thomas from yesterday video
Did he forget to do that yesterday?
@@surplus_victor1095 yup
For the first story all I could think when they kept saying “a two” was op saying bless you.
ROFLOL good one 😜🤣
I was thinking the exact same thing!
Same here, that was the first thing that came to my mind.
"Age doesn't count."
funny thing is two in chinese mean idiot
dont f**k with farmers. especially when they come bearing gifts, and asking for almost nothing in return
Yes
Farmers are -evil- geniuses. Farming is hard.
Seriously... _40 acres_ mowed in exchange for a few trees? You’d have to be an idiot to turn down that offer. (Unless they wanted old-growth oak trees, which thanks to this channel, I now know are crazy valuable... 😂)
Remember Slashers, if he forgets again, it's on Spotify.
thats where I went for yesterdays episode to make sure there was one.
The story with the guy semi stripping reminds me of how I almost got my kindergarten teacher in trouble. I’m European so as a small child, I hadn’t grown up with the body shaming fear of being naked in front of those that my fellow classmates had in the states. My school had a swimming pool and the first time I was to swim with my classmates, the teacher joked if we weren’t fast to change, than we couldn’t swim. Without a seconds thought, I immediately stood up and yanked my clothes off, fully intending of changing into my swim suit in front of my whole class. My teacher full on freaked as I stood half naked and demanded to know what I was doing. I was so confused and just “I want to swim.” After that day, I learned from my parents that whenever I do something weird that seems normal to me to just explain it by saying “I’m European.” It was a fair couple of interesting years at that school
Oh, you're mistaken! The "no shoulder" rule isn't for the boys, it's for the men who are teaching and getting turned in by the shoulders of 13-14 year old girls.
If I was in the first story, when she said "I'm a 2!" the urge to say "out of ten" would have been unbearable
The publish button is now the greatest joke on this channel
The publish button on this channel is like the like button on MrBallens channel lol
What do you mean?
after his attempts to sound relevant to the story but lying through his teeth
“Showing her shoulders to other boys!” *gasp the AUDACITY!!!! I for real busted out laughing at that! Nearly woke the house up
The farm story reminds me of my grandparents house, they kind of have the same thing, they moved up there to retire so they don't use all their land. They do however have a deal with a neighbor to cut down the yard and help him pack it up and then the farmer uses the hay to feed his sheep. He does this for quite a few people around the area. If he didn't cut it for free they would still have to find someone to cut it because if they don't its a HUGE fire hazard. So if the lawyer dude decided to just not cut his lawn, he is looking at burning his house down and probably a huge fine.
No one:
Not even Yugo
RSlash: [[insert weird/funny/awkward quote here]]
The one sin that no school can tolerate, showing her shoulder to other boys DUN,DUN,DUN
'Other' boys
When a farmer is surprised that an attorney wants to draw up a contract CD
1:23 bless you rslash
lol
While i disagree with the attorneys demands. But having it in writing vs a handshake agreement is kind of necessary now adays. People break wrotten contracts all the time. Let alone verbal ones. I don't trust anyone to keep to a verbal agreement.
the wood thing was a joke: he’s just supposed to hand over 90% of HIS wood? all so the farmer next door doesn’t have to buy wood to fuel his business? the attorney was subsidizing the farm through winter with the 90% of his wood going to the farmer
She was definitely a 2.
Wait, we are meaning out of 10, right?
I’m still laughing over the glass eye held up to the tag on the pants! Epic! 😂😂😂
I sorry when she read the pants with the magnifine glass she should of said o I'm sorry I was wrong its a 9
I’m pretty sure it was a glass eye. Like in he eye socket
It said “glass eye”, and that would explain why the couple left so fast after that
something i've learned from reading reddit posts like these, never screw with farmers/ranchers. They know their stuff and will take you for a long financial walk without blinking, usually by playing by the rules, either written or unwritten. You would've thought an attorney/lawyer would have good business sense....i guess an expensive education cant buy everything.
So what you're saying is reddit is better than law school?
it’s complete bullshit of a story, he was supposed to let them have the hay and the wood at a steal? just to save themselves money while then shafting him for taxes? no f-ing way that happened
@@maybeforgetful4732 it’s fake
@@bostonrailfan2427 I don't even remember writing that comment lol
The boys at my high school aren't even allow to wear earrings.
For some reason, that first story with the couple reminds me of Petunia and Vernon Dursley, lmao.
The 'tuck in your shirt' story was a stroke of genius!
entitled man: a 2, a 2
me: gesundheit
Bruh, it took me a minute on that first story because i heard "glass eye" and somehow my brain thought "a magnifying glass that goes over the eye" and not literally a glass eye that sits in the eye socket. And then I nearly choked to death on my food from bursting out in laughter. Idk, i just really needed that laugh i think, thanks.
I dont know if it happend that way or im imagining it like this. Owner takes glass eye out of her skull, places it at the on the tag and says " hmm yes its a six". I would DIE laughing at that moment
I literally love your channel. I’ve been on break for 10 minutes, have about 30 minutes left, and I was wondering what to do without my daily rslash before work and I open RUclips and see this posted 1 minute ago with 36 views. You post at the best times and we love you for it
I did the same thing when a teacher told me to tuck in my shirt. I stood up, unbuckled my pants, tucked in, and rebuckled. I really didn't think anything about it since that's the way I always did it, until I looked up and saw his face. I had just opened my pants in front of the whole class. I said, "Oh, I thought you wanted everybody to watch." He stormed out of the room. He came back about 10 minutes later, but he NEVER EVER said another word to me. So it was a win for me, plus my shirt was now tucked in.
Your Karen voice is so fucking perfect. Every single time I see a Karen now that voice pops in my head.
Imagine being a literal lawyer, and being so much of a Karen that you think people should pay you for the privilege of doing work for you.
"No. She is a two. A two. A TWO".
Missed opportunity for OP to say, "Bless you".
The lawyer likely was right. The farmer was getting a great deal and the previous owner was giving money away. 50 acres turned into food for his animals and 90% of the wood? If I was the lawyer, I'd want to renegotiate too.
* pops out her glass eye, and holds it close to the tag *
“Yup, it’s still a 6.”
I literally spit fruit punch out my nose. 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
"No, I'm a two."
On a scale of one to ten, maybe.
At 5:51 I thought he was going to say something semi serious, BUT THE SHOULDER CRIMES?!?!? lol
Seriously, the way he started, I was concerned, and then he started in about the "school sin" and I realized where he was going, and just waited for the delivery. Truly, an excellent telling of a far from unique joke xD
"a two, a two, a two!"
"Bless you"
5:30 Reminds me of my sister. XD
She always wore a coloured singlet beneath her uniform. (She was... well-developed, so it was kinda, yknow... for “privacy” reasons)
Anyways, the deputy principal complained at mum, and she goes “how do you know she has a singlet on?”
His response? “I can see it.”
So mum goes “If she takes it off, then what are you looking at?”
She was allowed to wear singlets.
(Tbh, the guy was actually really great. Once he started dealing with mum, he was actually pretty chill, and one of the best people in the school. Still a stickler for the rules and all, but after that, the most common reasons he spoke with mum was due to my sister’s after school activities - dance, singing, band - or because of the bully teacher she dealt with a few times.
Long story short, bully teacher was pretty horrible, and there are some pretty awful stories with her, but that’s another story... Lets just say you don’t talk about self harm and bring up a family loss, singling out the student who just lost their uncle not a week before...)
If I was OP in the first story, when the husband kept saying, "a two, a two", I would have said, bless you since it sounded like he sneezed.
When your so early RUclips said “no views” while there’s 72 likes right after refreshing the page
When he said **A TWO** i legitly tought im hearing a baby sneezing
this dude should be a teacher he making reading something fun and when the students be bad he makes a story about like if they are bullying or stealing or whatever
If I was facing that guy who was screaming “A TWO!” I would’ve responded with “Bless you.”
If I was the attorney, I'd either would have taken the deal the farmer offered or talked with the farmer on how much he makes and if I couldn't haggle maybe 10% more on the previous agreement, if not a little less than that.
If the previous agreement can warm the house for one year, having 20% already has you with a two year plan then.
Either way, the lesson is: Don't underestimate percentages, they can be more than they appear to be.
Entitled man: A Two! A TWO!!
Me: Bless you.
"Took out her glass eye, checking the size tag..." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a friend when I was a kid who got some kind of infection / disease in one of his eyes and had to have it removed when we were around 4. Once everything was healed up, he got a glass eye. It was always hilarious when he'd pop the thing out and put it on his desk...especially when he had a substitute teacher. Glass eye stories are almost always great.
"This is not my size! Why don't you have my size!?"
Ma'am, we're a store, not a Morgue.
0:32 must of been ThatVeganTeacher 😂
Oh God!!!! I almst pssd my pants when I heard "She popped out her glass eye!" X3 Amazing!!! I cant stop laffing!!
First story, Op, you should’ve called her “Aunt Petunia.”
“A two, a two, A TWO”
Bless you.
I'm a grown man now, and you may have heard about some guys being breast men, or butt men... I'm a little different. When I see a woman's bare shoulders, I just can't focus on anything else. It's a big problem in our culture that we don't force all women to cover them up. In fact, to be accepting of all men, the women should cover themselves from head to toe. No skin or hair shown, with the possible exception of the face, so they can see and breathe.
(The above is satire. Dictating how a woman should dress is sexist. If you have rules forcing people to feel shame, stop.)
Irene and her glass eye 👁️ sounds like a f****ng legend!
That lawyer/farmer story is what happens when "city folk" try to act smarter than us "country folk"
I agree for the most part at least for the fields but when it comes to the trees you need a real contract otherwise what stops him from clear cutting the whole forest?
it’s complete bullshit
@@faust4813 and he was getting screwed out of a lot of wood there that the farmer was pocketing…just because it’s enough for the yer doesn’t mean you don’t need extra.
the showing her shoulders had me dead lol
The shirtless school girl story said she DIDN'T have an undershirt on.
She got suspended for being topless in class, shouldn't have, but did.
I really hoped her parents went to the news and sued the school
not gonna lie that first story my response would have been "oh my, i seem to be in error, it's not a 6. IT'S A 9!"
LMAO! Vegan cat vomit rolled in hemp and crystals? Classic!!😅😅
As a handicapped individual, I've been known to photograph and report pickup trucks or trailers blocking my bus stop
"atchum, atchum, atchum" - if i were you i would have told them to leave cause they may have COVID
i find it funny as you said the other workers would teach billy bob not to park there again i just remembered the SpongeBob line of "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!"
5:40 my school had that rule and a teacher explained it once to the class. The reason why girls couldn't show shoulders is because guys couldn't show their shoulders and guys couldn't because the smell it would cause.
"She's a two. A TWO"
That's not an IQ score to be proud of lady!
If the farmer had mowed the field and taken care off everything that guy would probably complain like hell over how loud the mower and tractor are and if the field needed nutrients he would get furious over the smell. Or thats my guess.
bullshit. the guy was getting screwed by the farmer but since he’s a city boy he doesn’t have a right to complain about being screwed out of his hay and his wood
@@bostonrailfan2427 What are you even replying to? Is the fact that the dude would complain no matter what they decided to do bullshit? what?
🤣🤣🤣 omg the 1st story people should be Heidi and Spencer!
As someone who goes to a school with a dress code, the sholder joke got me lol
The karma of other farmers demanding the same fee he wanted to charge the original farmer is great
I remember in 7th grade/middle school, I had these two identical tank tops(just different colors). I wore one to school and never got bothered about it, even though my first hour teacher liked doing daily checks so we wouldn’t get in trouble later on. The next day, I wore the other one, and at nearly the end of the day, the principal stops me to do a strap check. I explain that about the identical one from the day before, and he gets haughty and says, “Well, I guess no one saw it. That’s all.” We do the check(three fingers on the strap),and my fingers come off so little that I figured it’d either be cleared or I’d just be told not to wear it without an over shirt from now on. No, he takes me to the lost and found and has me pick something or “we’ll have to call your parents to bring you something.” At the time, I had no idea why that was even a big deal, but I’m looking back on the things he’s dress coded and thinking, ‘why is a grown man looking so hard at 12-14 year old girls skirts and tank straps to be able to tell if they’re less than a centimeter off regulation?’ I’ve actually had teachers(typically older ones) straight up tell some girls they’ve dress coded that the way they’re dressing could distract the boys from learning. Dress codes can useful, but the way they’re used and to what extent they’re enforced currently is just creepy and gross.
2:32 For a second I thought I just heard it wrong. "laughing with it about Irene and the other cashier Helen"
*woop woop woop woop woop woop~*
That must of been the HARDEST class she’s ever been in.
I haven’t watched rslash in 2months. I used to watch his videos every day but ran out and was bored of watching the same video 2-3times a day. Now I have 2months worth of videos from him🍉
Watermelon
you missed the greatest joke of this channel that happened yesterday
@@shivangiparekh4980 well I will catch up on it in no time
Farmer: I'll mow your lawn and chop your trees if you let me keep the mulch and most of the wood.
Lawyer: LOL no. What you gonna do?
Farmer: Tell the township that your land isn't being used for cultivation and increase your property tax.
Lawyer: Wait, what!?
"She is a two. A two. A TWO."
Bless you
[it sounds like a sneeze]
I find it dumb that girls can’t even show their shoulders in school
Vernon: A two. A two! A TWO!
Me: Gesundheit.
The husband: she’s a 2, a 2, a 2!
Me: bless you.
"The wife, who looked like vegan cat vomit rolled in crystals and hemp...."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“A TWO!”
ah, bless you
#1: She's a 2...NOT a 10...a 2. :-)
#2: OMG!!! THAT bordered on NUCLEAR revenge. When the boss said NO...you will tuck your shirt in NO; I though to myself "OK, I'll drop my pants, and moon him as I fix them." And he did EXACTLY that!!! The only thing that would have made it better was if Tim was going commando!!!!! Thumbs up to Tim for a twofer for Malicious Compliance AND Nuclear Revenge!!
#3: When I retired, I took ALL my personal tools with me...cordless drills, cordless screwdrivers, cordless soldering iron, sockets...EVERYTHING :-)
#4: ROFLMAO Attorney tried to be smart and screwed himself!!!!!
#5: If I'm checking my work email, you're paying my time.
#6: Billy-Bob must have gotten a blanket party!!!
50k a year in property taxes is ridiculous. We have 30 acres, and it's only $2k a year in property taxes.
*hopping on the train, checks r/slash* hmm, 15 seconds ago, nice 👍🏻
7:21 I'm getting vibes from a previous post involving coffee
This subreddit is the epitome of "Ask and you shall receive"
“She’s a 2”
Outta 10? That’s being generous.
when your 14 and you understand legal laws from rslash: this big brain time
The first woman clearly doesnt know anything about women's clothes. Due to vanity sizing, it's entirely possible for a 2 at one store to be a 6 at another. It's frustrating as all hell, but pretty common.
like shoes with champion shoes i could be a 7 and with nike i could be a 6.5
@@TheKing-yc8qy exactly. Different brands size differently. I could be anywhere between a 14 and 20, depending on thr brand.