Rassie Rassie Rassie!!!!!

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  • @oj4249
    @oj4249 10 дней назад +306

    Please the DJ at Loftus needs to play this, this weekend 🤣🔥

    • @AC-hu3xk
      @AC-hu3xk 10 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WitchD0ct0r
      @WitchD0ct0r 10 дней назад +11

      oh hell yes! please vote this up to make it happen boys

    • @MrThegreybe
      @MrThegreybe 10 дней назад +5

      Done deal

    • @elandrekok
      @elandrekok 9 дней назад +5

      Live performance before the game asseblief Rikus de Beer! 🎉

    • @morganzvidz
      @morganzvidz 9 дней назад +1

      true

  • @LucrismLukas
    @LucrismLukas 10 дней назад +165

    When Neill Armstrong took his first step on the moon he saw Rassie sitting on a rock drinking his brandewyn and coke

  • @DarioOle-tp5tp
    @DarioOle-tp5tp 10 дней назад +150

    Rassie is the only man who can divide by zero

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 10 дней назад +72

    When Rassie's phone ring in the theater, they pause the movie

  • @Tarrimaster
    @Tarrimaster 10 дней назад +89

    Rassie understands women

  • @DarioOle-tp5tp
    @DarioOle-tp5tp 10 дней назад +64

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he already had two missed calls from Rassie

  • @LucrismLukas
    @LucrismLukas 10 дней назад +70

    Rassie once took a lie detector test and the machine confessed everything

  • @Pepgang
    @Pepgang 10 дней назад +75

    Rassie doesn't sweat.
    He makes his skin cry

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 10 дней назад +63

    Rassie will never get a heart attack because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him

  • @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct
    @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct 10 дней назад +104

    Rassie once parallel parked a train

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 10 дней назад +99

    Rassie doesn't have a clock in his house because Rassie decides what time it is

  • @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct
    @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct 10 дней назад +139

    They say Napoleon was the greatest strategist but he never managed to conquer Europe like Rassie

    • @Sineadmcd
      @Sineadmcd 7 дней назад

      Ah yes Europe … where the Netherlands are located ..that colonised SA

    • @jbduplooy7529
      @jbduplooy7529 5 дней назад +3

      ​@@Sineadmcd seer tiet 😂

    • @lm_b5080
      @lm_b5080 5 дней назад +2

      @@Sineadmcd the grammar is so confusing - "the netherlands" is 1 country; but it sounds plural...so is it "is" or "are" !!!
      this worries me, i should msg my highschool english teacher

    • @colinwyatt-goodall4632
      @colinwyatt-goodall4632 5 дней назад

      ​@@Sineadmcdthe heart to SA is loftus. Netherlands never got beyond the cape, let alone anywhere near loftus...try again please.

    • @Sineadmcd
      @Sineadmcd 5 дней назад

      @@colinwyatt-goodall4632 loftus is an irish surname 😂

  • @NicoSanchez-bz7he
    @NicoSanchez-bz7he 10 дней назад +53

    The sun can't look straight into Rassie

  • @alexwait7235
    @alexwait7235 10 дней назад +122

    When Rassie was born, the doctor said “congratulations, it’s a man”

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 10 дней назад +42

    They once tried to name a street after Rassie but had to rename it because no one crosses Rassie and lives

  • @Pepgang
    @Pepgang 10 дней назад +48

    Rassie never flush the toilet. He simply scares the shite out of it

    • @Baz502
      @Baz502 10 дней назад +1

      Rassie never blocks the toilet, the toilet blocks him

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 10 дней назад +25

    Rassie once heard nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it

  • @BAMBAMRSA
    @BAMBAMRSA 8 дней назад +16

    Is nobody going to say how great this cover has been sung (except the Ooooo ooo oo part and after , but Im sure that was on purpose 🤣)? Its on point vocally and its such a difficult song, fokken well done boeta!

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 10 дней назад +22

    The only time Rassie was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake

  • @Pepgang
    @Pepgang 10 дней назад +33

    Rassie doesn't mow his lawn
    He dares the grass to grow

  • @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct
    @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct 10 дней назад +22

    Chuck Norris once entered a bar and saw Rassie
    Chuck walked out again

  • @ralphdekramer5380
    @ralphdekramer5380 10 дней назад +27

    Rassie destroyed the periodic table of the elements. The only element he believes in is the element of suprise..

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 10 дней назад +20

    Rassie is the only man who can wake up Anesthesia

  • @user-br7gj6fc4w
    @user-br7gj6fc4w 10 дней назад +18

    Rassie knows Victoria's secret

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 10 дней назад +42

    One of the proudest moments in Rassie's life was when he conceived his parents

  • @LwaziMvovo11
    @LwaziMvovo11 10 дней назад +56

    Rassie once killed two stones with one bird

  • @speculatorsaul9872
    @speculatorsaul9872 8 дней назад +7

    Im not one for swearing but “En ons tackle hulle f@*k#!” was classic 😂
    I think we also hold the World Cup for cheering moerse tackles even more than drukking n drie

  • @calvinharris1550
    @calvinharris1550 9 дней назад +13

    Rassie doesn't sleep, he waits

  • @Gaosullivan10
    @Gaosullivan10 5 дней назад +2

    Fantastic ❤❤❤ imitation is the greatest form of flattery 😊 thank you saffas ❤

  • @cubesc5638
    @cubesc5638 9 дней назад +9

    Brilliant!!!! You are the modern Leon Schuster. Your music gives me Nostalgia to the 95 world cup with old Leon. GEEEEEEES!!!

  • @BoereViking
    @BoereViking 8 дней назад +8

    Rassie Erasmus, if Boer makes a plan was a person.
    ♥️🇿🇦

  • @rashidadams8327
    @rashidadams8327 6 дней назад +5

    Haters will hate but this is absolutely brilliant! 😂😂😂😂🔥

  • @danemyburgh
    @danemyburgh 10 дней назад +10

    I'd like to see Rassie do a reaction video to this 😄

  • @notenoughstones3873
    @notenoughstones3873 9 дней назад +11

    Translated lyrics for anyone interested:
    The Irish cry for hours,
    like a brokenhearted song on vinyl
    Before you can cheer and bow before the crowds,
    you'll have to win a quarter-final.
    And we live and we sing,
    bring the trophy home,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are frightening.
    And they try and they try,
    to penetrate our defence,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are frightening.
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE OH.
    The Irish have good structure,
    and don't sing too badly either,
    Get on board, because the Springbok lives,
    and he's not going away.
    And we scrum, and we ruck,
    and we tackle them fuckt,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are frightening!
    We are big, and full of meat,
    and we chip and we chase,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are fighting.
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE.
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE-IE OH
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    AAHH

  • @NicoSanchez-bz7he
    @NicoSanchez-bz7he 10 дней назад +15

    Rassie once counted to infinity twice ✌️

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 10 дней назад +16

    Rassie's car doesn't have a left turn signal because Rassie is always right

  • @LucrismLukas
    @LucrismLukas 10 дней назад +19

    Fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia
    Fear of tight spaces is called Claustrophobia
    Fear of Rassie is the Logic

  • @Chad-el4mz
    @Chad-el4mz 5 дней назад +3

    When Rassie left home after finishing school he told his father his the man of the house now

  • @MarioGarcia-bf6mf
    @MarioGarcia-bf6mf 10 дней назад +14

    Rassie has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life

  • @NicoSanchez-bz7he
    @NicoSanchez-bz7he 10 дней назад +11

    Every time Rassie breathes a new galaxy is born

  • @johankotze727
    @johankotze727 9 дней назад +16

    Rassie Erasmus the most unifying leader in South african History

  • @Ruan-xh6ns
    @Ruan-xh6ns 9 дней назад +9

    Rassie does not take a shower. He stares at the shower head until it starts crying

  • @olympicjbrag5913
    @olympicjbrag5913 10 дней назад +13

    Chuck Norris changed his surname recently out of respect. He is now Chuck Erasmus.

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 10 дней назад +18

    Rassie was once bitten by a Cobra. After three days of agonizing pain, the Cobra died

  • @schalkbrand5307
    @schalkbrand5307 8 дней назад +5

    Rassie once died but he feels much better now.

  • @iainhirons9909
    @iainhirons9909 10 дней назад +6

    Maria Callas would be applauding some of those beautiful high notes…….I wasn’t quite sure how you achieved them unless you were at drakensberg boys……….
    But then I saw both of your hands in your pockets…..
    Outstanding gentlemen
    Thank you

  • @desspringhall1418
    @desspringhall1418 10 дней назад +7

    Rassie took over the reigns from Chuck Norris...."mike dropped"

  • @TheAvocado86
    @TheAvocado86 6 дней назад +2

    Rassie is a legend and this song is befok.

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 10 дней назад +5

    Rassie beat the sun in a staring contest.

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 10 дней назад +7

    Rassie recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

  • @aidengoliath6036
    @aidengoliath6036 10 дней назад +15

    Hulle moet hom op Loftus speel na ons hulle gewen het .tjom jys n yster.😂😂

  • @HendrikKukkuk
    @HendrikKukkuk 7 дней назад +1

    this is freaken good.need to play this song on Saturday😂

  • @pvw337
    @pvw337 7 дней назад +2

    Toe Rassie moes army toe gegaan het, het hy vir sy pa gesê "jy is nou die man in die huis"

  • @jjpieterse9073
    @jjpieterse9073 10 дней назад +15

    Sit al jou songs op Spotify asb man. Dit sal loop!!

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 10 дней назад +4

    Rassie does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

  • @djcoetzee1326
    @djcoetzee1326 8 дней назад +7

    Ladies and gentleman…. Our new national anthem 🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆🏆🇿🇦

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 10 дней назад +6

    Bigfoot claims he saw Rassie

  • @DarioOle-tp5tp
    @DarioOle-tp5tp 10 дней назад +10

    Rassie is the only man who can drop kick a bowling ball

  • @familybarberis-vienna6025
    @familybarberis-vienna6025 8 дней назад +6

    So friggin brilliant! Honestly SAcans have the most amazing sense of humour!!

    • @neilgouws6962
      @neilgouws6962 7 дней назад

      Wait until you hear a South African say ... Hold my beer, check this move 😂

  • @sunlightliquid8420
    @sunlightliquid8420 7 дней назад +1

    Petition to play this at Loftus but only if we're clearly winning lmaooo

  • @MegaRellik
    @MegaRellik 9 дней назад +1

    Legend says Rassie taught Pep how to coach football.

  • @MarioGarcia-bf6mf
    @MarioGarcia-bf6mf 10 дней назад +10

    Chuck Norris looks under his bed every night to make sure Rassie isn't there

  • @roddesroddes7950
    @roddesroddes7950 9 дней назад +2

    Rassie is the only person that can make Jonathan smile...

  • @louisdupreez767
    @louisdupreez767 8 дней назад +2

    Rassie built the hospital he was born in

  • @wesleycoppard7107
    @wesleycoppard7107 10 дней назад +12

    hoop ons hoor hom die naweek

  • @CaptainSpock1701
    @CaptainSpock1701 9 дней назад +2

    Rassie explains Chuck Norris jokes to Chuck Norris!

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 10 дней назад +2

    Champions are the breakfast of Rassie

  • @drew1010ful
    @drew1010ful 8 дней назад +1

    Lekker home grown talent.DDP must have Rassie in his corner in August.

  • @looiplooi
    @looiplooi 9 дней назад +3

    Jis maar die talent is diep in die man. Die is absoluut LEGEND !!!!!!!

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 10 дней назад +2

    Rassie's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never truly cried

  • @ryanroo6
    @ryanroo6 8 дней назад +1

    Can’t wait to hear Loftus belt this out on Saturday! So pumped

  • @carterpaul2688
    @carterpaul2688 20 часов назад

    Baie dankie Rassie. En Jacques!

  • @bigg16
    @bigg16 8 дней назад +1

    lol Brilliant as always👌🤣🤣

  • @JoshKempeezee
    @JoshKempeezee 10 дней назад +2

    Absolute legend boet ❤

  • @CoffeeKing-vr1fm
    @CoffeeKing-vr1fm 9 дней назад +1

    I love this too much.

  • @GD-ib1jc
    @GD-ib1jc 10 дней назад +1

    Bloody awesome

  • @stiaanadams1262
    @stiaanadams1262 9 дней назад +2

    Uitstekend! Loftus gaan mooi loop Sat-dag. Rassie Rassie Rassie-e-e-e-e-e!!

  • @cathievanrensburg5889
    @cathievanrensburg5889 10 дней назад +1

    Rassie komaan...we can do this...if we're not winning were losing...we dont like losing...we believe in you rassie🎉

  • @hanrojg
    @hanrojg 10 дней назад +2

    This is TOO GOOD….🎉🎉🎉

  • @cameronharvey4981
    @cameronharvey4981 10 дней назад

    This is awesome!

  • @eugenesamsonsa6445
    @eugenesamsonsa6445 10 дней назад

    Brilliant 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @ShawnEngelbreg
    @ShawnEngelbreg 4 дня назад

    Love it

  • @andythom6857
    @andythom6857 День назад

    hes the best singer

  • @davealston3881
    @davealston3881 8 дней назад +2

    I was watching the NZ rugby show the breakdown and that horrible John Kerwin was hating us again…. “ why we talking about the springboks “ he cried. What a miserable person he is.

  • @Strepsils26911
    @Strepsils26911 5 дней назад

    Brilliant ❤

  • @neilgouws6962
    @neilgouws6962 7 дней назад +1

    Fokken Brilliant !! 🤘🏻😎🤣🤣

  • @GSNGlobalSportsNetwork
    @GSNGlobalSportsNetwork 8 дней назад

    Love it - Fantastic Work :)

  • @scaramouche600
    @scaramouche600 9 дней назад

    A tear fills the eye

  • @ericmorelandofficial
    @ericmorelandofficial 8 дней назад +1

    You can't park the car there but rassie can

  • @ronellebackhouse3523
    @ronellebackhouse3523 8 дней назад +2

    Baie nice liedtjie
    Oulik gedoen

  • @theswillmatabilie3494
    @theswillmatabilie3494 8 дней назад +1

    😂 jonathan jys die beste❤❤❤

  • @user-uu5zc4eg3j
    @user-uu5zc4eg3j 9 дней назад +2

    Rassie are the man with a plan 😉 🏉

  • @matthazey7746
    @matthazey7746 9 дней назад

    Uncle jy maak mooi man!! Moerse fan!👏👏

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 10 дней назад +1

    When Rassie looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Rassie and Rassie.

  • @rieyaannajaar3965
    @rieyaannajaar3965 8 дней назад

    BRILLIANT!!! 🤣

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 10 дней назад +1

    The dark is afraid of Rassie😊

  • @EthanSmith-ti9fy
    @EthanSmith-ti9fy 5 дней назад

    Pella net om dat jy silke awesome musiek maak het die bokke gewen 💪💪

  • @redhowell7856
    @redhowell7856 10 дней назад +1

    Innovative Bru! 👊

  • @scottmurray9913
    @scottmurray9913 10 дней назад +3

    I didn’t know Lood was so good at guitar - am I the only one? 😮😂

  • @conradjooste4002
    @conradjooste4002 10 дней назад +2

    Hahahahaha well done!!!