Rassie Rassie Rassie!!!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @DarioOle-tp5tp
    @DarioOle-tp5tp 5 месяцев назад +190

    Rassie is the only man who can divide by zero

  • @oj4249
    @oj4249 5 месяцев назад +348

    Please the DJ at Loftus needs to play this, this weekend 🤣🔥

    • @AC-hu3xk
      @AC-hu3xk 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WitchD0ct0r
      @WitchD0ct0r 5 месяцев назад +12

      oh hell yes! please vote this up to make it happen boys

    • @MrThegreybe
      @MrThegreybe 5 месяцев назад +6

      Done deal

    • @elandrekok
      @elandrekok 5 месяцев назад +6

      Live performance before the game asseblief Rikus de Beer! 🎉

    • @MORGANCO-123
      @MORGANCO-123 5 месяцев назад +2

      true

  • @LucrismLukas
    @LucrismLukas 5 месяцев назад +264

    When Neill Armstrong took his first step on the moon he saw Rassie sitting on a rock drinking his brandewyn and coke

  • @Pepgang
    @Pepgang 5 месяцев назад +95

    Rassie doesn't sweat.
    He makes his skin cry

  • @Tarrimaster
    @Tarrimaster 5 месяцев назад +113

    Rassie understands women

    • @theswillmatabilie3494
      @theswillmatabilie3494 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂

    • @neilgouws6962
      @neilgouws6962 5 месяцев назад +2

      Kak man ..... dis net omdat hy die boek gelees het !! 😂😂

    • @Bystander.13
      @Bystander.13 5 месяцев назад +2

      This needs trillions of views my friend! Well done!

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 5 месяцев назад +109

    When Rassie's phone ring in the theater, they pause the movie

  • @DarioOle-tp5tp
    @DarioOle-tp5tp 5 месяцев назад +99

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he already had two missed calls from Rassie

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 5 месяцев назад +84

    Rassie will never get a heart attack because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 5 месяцев назад +133

    Rassie doesn't have a clock in his house because Rassie decides what time it is

  • @alexwait7235
    @alexwait7235 5 месяцев назад +145

    When Rassie was born, the doctor said “congratulations, it’s a man”

  • @LucrismLukas
    @LucrismLukas 5 месяцев назад +108

    Rassie once took a lie detector test and the machine confessed everything

  • @cubesc5638
    @cubesc5638 5 месяцев назад +11

    Brilliant!!!! You are the modern Leon Schuster. Your music gives me Nostalgia to the 95 world cup with old Leon. GEEEEEEES!!!

  • @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct
    @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct 5 месяцев назад +170

    They say Napoleon was the greatest strategist but he never managed to conquer Europe like Rassie

    • @SmcdMcd-d2k
      @SmcdMcd-d2k 5 месяцев назад

      Ah yes Europe … where the Netherlands are located ..that colonised SA

    • @jbduplooy7529
      @jbduplooy7529 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@SmcdMcd-d2k seer tiet 😂

    • @lm_b5080
      @lm_b5080 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@SmcdMcd-d2k the grammar is so confusing - "the netherlands" is 1 country; but it sounds plural...so is it "is" or "are" !!!
      this worries me, i should msg my highschool english teacher

    • @colinwyatt-goodall4632
      @colinwyatt-goodall4632 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@SmcdMcd-d2kthe heart to SA is loftus. Netherlands never got beyond the cape, let alone anywhere near loftus...try again please.

    • @SmcdMcd-d2k
      @SmcdMcd-d2k 5 месяцев назад

      @@colinwyatt-goodall4632 loftus is an irish surname 😂

  • @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct
    @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct 5 месяцев назад +129

    Rassie once parallel parked a train

  • @BAMBAMRSA
    @BAMBAMRSA 5 месяцев назад +29

    Is nobody going to say how great this cover has been sung (except the Ooooo ooo oo part and after , but Im sure that was on purpose 🤣)? Its on point vocally and its such a difficult song, fokken well done boeta!

  • @ralphdekramer5380
    @ralphdekramer5380 5 месяцев назад +32

    Rassie destroyed the periodic table of the elements. The only element he believes in is the element of suprise..

  • @Pepgang
    @Pepgang 5 месяцев назад +56

    Rassie never flush the toilet. He simply scares the shite out of it

  • @notenoughstones3873
    @notenoughstones3873 5 месяцев назад +21

    Translated lyrics for anyone interested:
    The Irish cry for hours,
    like a brokenhearted song on vinyl
    Before you can cheer and bow before the crowds,
    you'll have to win a quarter-final.
    And we live and we sing,
    bring the trophy home,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are frightening.
    And they try and they try,
    to penetrate our defence,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are frightening.
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE OH.
    The Irish have good structure,
    and don't sing too badly either,
    Get on board, because the Springbok lives,
    and he's not going away.
    And we scrum, and we ruck,
    and we tackle them fuckt,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are frightening!
    We are big, and full of meat,
    and we chip and we chase,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are fighting.
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE.
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE-IE OH
    0 0 0 0 00 00 00 0 0 0 0
    AAHH

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 5 месяцев назад +58

    They once tried to name a street after Rassie but had to rename it because no one crosses Rassie and lives

  • @NicoSanchez-bz7he
    @NicoSanchez-bz7he 5 месяцев назад +60

    The sun can't look straight into Rassie

  • @BoereViking
    @BoereViking 5 месяцев назад +15

    Rassie Erasmus, if Boer makes a plan was a person.
    ♥️🇿🇦

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 5 месяцев назад +32

    Rassie once heard nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it

  • @Pepgang
    @Pepgang 5 месяцев назад +42

    Rassie doesn't mow his lawn
    He dares the grass to grow

  • @rashidadams8327
    @rashidadams8327 5 месяцев назад +8

    Haters will hate but this is absolutely brilliant! 😂😂😂😂🔥

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 5 месяцев назад +48

    One of the proudest moments in Rassie's life was when he conceived his parents

    • @NeoMokgabo21
      @NeoMokgabo21 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Emersonion
      @Emersonion 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alwynvanwyk1851
      @alwynvanwyk1851 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 5 месяцев назад +33

    The only time Rassie was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake

  • @danemyburgh
    @danemyburgh 5 месяцев назад +14

    I'd like to see Rassie do a reaction video to this 😄

  • @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct
    @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct 5 месяцев назад +32

    Chuck Norris once entered a bar and saw Rassie
    Chuck walked out again

  • @LwaziMvovo11
    @LwaziMvovo11 5 месяцев назад +66

    Rassie once killed two stones with one bird

  • @speculatorsaul9872
    @speculatorsaul9872 5 месяцев назад +10

    Im not one for swearing but “En ons tackle hulle f@*k#!” was classic 😂
    I think we also hold the World Cup for cheering moerse tackles even more than drukking n drie

  • @TheAvocado86
    @TheAvocado86 5 месяцев назад +3

    Rassie is a legend and this song is befok.

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 5 месяцев назад +24

    Rassie is the only man who can wake up Anesthesia

  • @johankotze727
    @johankotze727 5 месяцев назад +22

    Rassie Erasmus the most unifying leader in South african History

  • @iainhirons9909
    @iainhirons9909 5 месяцев назад +7

    Maria Callas would be applauding some of those beautiful high notes…….I wasn’t quite sure how you achieved them unless you were at drakensberg boys……….
    But then I saw both of your hands in your pockets…..
    Outstanding gentlemen
    Thank you

  • @familybarberis-vienna6025
    @familybarberis-vienna6025 5 месяцев назад +8

    So friggin brilliant! Honestly SAcans have the most amazing sense of humour!!

    • @neilgouws6962
      @neilgouws6962 5 месяцев назад

      Wait until you hear a South African say ... Hold my beer, check this move 😂

  • @NicoSanchez-bz7he
    @NicoSanchez-bz7he 5 месяцев назад +20

    Rassie once counted to infinity twice ✌️

  • @HendrikKukkuk
    @HendrikKukkuk 5 месяцев назад +2

    this is freaken good.need to play this song on Saturday😂

  • @Chad-el4mz
    @Chad-el4mz 5 месяцев назад +5

    When Rassie left home after finishing school he told his father his the man of the house now

  • @janevanreenen8768
    @janevanreenen8768 4 месяца назад

    Love this❤️The man has some serious talent💪🏻🇿🇦💪🏽

  • @mpiloenhlesibanda3666
    @mpiloenhlesibanda3666 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm a Spring Bok fan, Siya leading from the front.

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 5 месяцев назад +23

    Rassie's car doesn't have a left turn signal because Rassie is always right

  • @Jekikasanga
    @Jekikasanga Месяц назад +2

    Rassie don’t leave us please

  • @calvinharris1550
    @calvinharris1550 5 месяцев назад +17

    Rassie doesn't sleep, he waits

  • @MarioGarcia-bf6mf
    @MarioGarcia-bf6mf 5 месяцев назад +17

    Rassie has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life

  • @olympicjbrag5913
    @olympicjbrag5913 5 месяцев назад +19

    Chuck Norris changed his surname recently out of respect. He is now Chuck Erasmus.

  • @Ruan-xh6ns
    @Ruan-xh6ns 5 месяцев назад +12

    Rassie does not take a shower. He stares at the shower head until it starts crying

  • @NicoSanchez-bz7he
    @NicoSanchez-bz7he 5 месяцев назад +13

    Every time Rassie breathes a new galaxy is born

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 5 месяцев назад +23

    Rassie was once bitten by a Cobra. After three days of agonizing pain, the Cobra died

  • @schalkbrand5307
    @schalkbrand5307 5 месяцев назад +7

    Rassie once died but he feels much better now.

  • @angeliqueventer4027
    @angeliqueventer4027 5 месяцев назад +1

    What I needed today! Thanks! Ready for the game tomorrow!

  • @Gaosullivan10
    @Gaosullivan10 5 месяцев назад +2

    Fantastic ❤❤❤ imitation is the greatest form of flattery 😊 thank you saffas ❤

  • @LucrismLukas
    @LucrismLukas 5 месяцев назад +22

    Fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia
    Fear of tight spaces is called Claustrophobia
    Fear of Rassie is the Logic

  • @AndreasDaniel-t8w
    @AndreasDaniel-t8w 5 месяцев назад +22

    Rassie knows Victoria's secret

  • @TheRazza84
    @TheRazza84 4 месяца назад

    This guy has an amazing voice.

  • @roddesroddes7950
    @roddesroddes7950 5 месяцев назад +3

    Rassie is the only person that can make Jonathan smile...

    • @neilgouws6962
      @neilgouws6962 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂👌🏻👍🏻

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 5 месяцев назад +8

    Rassie beat the sun in a staring contest.

  • @DarioOle-tp5tp
    @DarioOle-tp5tp 5 месяцев назад +12

    Rassie is the only man who can drop kick a bowling ball

  • @MarioGarcia-bf6mf
    @MarioGarcia-bf6mf 5 месяцев назад +12

    Chuck Norris looks under his bed every night to make sure Rassie isn't there

  • @djcoetzee1326
    @djcoetzee1326 5 месяцев назад +8

    Ladies and gentleman…. Our new national anthem 🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆🏆🇿🇦

    • @Chris-l5k7j
      @Chris-l5k7j 5 месяцев назад

      It's Munster already

  • @jjpieterse9073
    @jjpieterse9073 5 месяцев назад +17

    Sit al jou songs op Spotify asb man. Dit sal loop!!

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 5 месяцев назад +3

    When Rassie misses his flight, the plane comes back to get him

  • @desspringhall1418
    @desspringhall1418 5 месяцев назад +8

    Rassie took over the reigns from Chuck Norris...."mike dropped"

  • @looiplooi
    @looiplooi 5 месяцев назад +4

    Jis maar die talent is diep in die man. Die is absoluut LEGEND !!!!!!!

  • @Aiden_g-01
    @Aiden_g-01 5 месяцев назад +16

    Hulle moet hom op Loftus speel na ons hulle gewen het .tjom jys n yster.😂😂

  • @MegaRellik
    @MegaRellik 5 месяцев назад +2

    Legend says Rassie taught Pep how to coach football.

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 5 месяцев назад +8

    Rassie recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

  • @carterpaul2688
    @carterpaul2688 5 месяцев назад +2

    Baie dankie Rassie. En Jacques!

  • @pvw337
    @pvw337 5 месяцев назад +3

    Toe Rassie moes army toe gegaan het, het hy vir sy pa gesê "jy is nou die man in die huis"

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 5 месяцев назад +5

    Rassie does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

  • @liza-marivandenheever2291
    @liza-marivandenheever2291 4 месяца назад

    This is going to be my wedding song ❤

  • @dec_a_dance
    @dec_a_dance 5 месяцев назад +1

    Rassie once stared at the sun. The sun blinked. Thats why we have sunsets.

  • @ryanroo6
    @ryanroo6 5 месяцев назад +1

    Can’t wait to hear Loftus belt this out on Saturday! So pumped

  • @harry5326
    @harry5326 3 месяца назад

    Rassie once missed two days of school. Those two days are now the weekend

  • @andythom6857
    @andythom6857 5 месяцев назад +1

    hes the best singer

  • @CoffeeKing-vr1fm
    @CoffeeKing-vr1fm 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love this too much.

  • @Toefingas
    @Toefingas 5 месяцев назад +2

    Absolute legend boet ❤

  • @bigg16
    @bigg16 5 месяцев назад +1

    lol Brilliant as always👌🤣🤣

  • @emaldaseptoe
    @emaldaseptoe 5 месяцев назад +1

    Waars die Amapiano ouens?? Dit sal amazing wees met n beat😂

  • @cathievanrensburg5889
    @cathievanrensburg5889 5 месяцев назад +1

    Rassie komaan...we can do this...if we're not winning were losing...we dont like losing...we believe in you rassie🎉

  • @paulmearns9406
    @paulmearns9406 5 месяцев назад

    Magnificent voice. What are you doing this Saturday afternoon?

  • @neilgouws6962
    @neilgouws6962 5 месяцев назад +1

    Fokken Brilliant !! 🤘🏻😎🤣🤣

  • @hanrojg
    @hanrojg 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is TOO GOOD….🎉🎉🎉

  • @CaptainSpock1701
    @CaptainSpock1701 5 месяцев назад +2

    Rassie explains Chuck Norris jokes to Chuck Norris!

  • @sunlightliquid8420
    @sunlightliquid8420 5 месяцев назад +1

    Petition to play this at Loftus but only if we're clearly winning lmaooo

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 5 месяцев назад +2

    Rassie's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never truly cried

  • @TheProfessorbokdrol
    @TheProfessorbokdrol 5 месяцев назад

    So flippen goed! Rapsie jou yster! @Loftus DJ opening tune: Asseblief man?

  • @drew1010ful
    @drew1010ful 5 месяцев назад +1

    Lekker home grown talent.DDP must have Rassie in his corner in August.

  • @stiaanadams1262
    @stiaanadams1262 5 месяцев назад +2

    Uitstekend! Loftus gaan mooi loop Sat-dag. Rassie Rassie Rassie-e-e-e-e-e!!

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 5 месяцев назад +1

    When Rassie looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Rassie and Rassie.

  • @ronellebackhouse3523
    @ronellebackhouse3523 5 месяцев назад +2

    Baie nice liedtjie
    Oulik gedoen

  • @wesleycoppard7107
    @wesleycoppard7107 5 месяцев назад +12

    hoop ons hoor hom die naweek

  • @louisdupreez767
    @louisdupreez767 5 месяцев назад +2

    Rassie built the hospital he was born in

  • @Mojo-IRE
    @Mojo-IRE 5 месяцев назад +3

    Haha. Irish are in your heads. That must have stung, what a DG.

    • @AK9-Iota
      @AK9-Iota 2 месяца назад

      You're celebrating like you won a world cup. Clutching at straws for a comeback to your precious song getting taken.😂

    • @Mojo-IRE
      @Mojo-IRE 2 месяца назад

      @@AK9-Iota Right lad ye. By your own logic if we were clutching at straws then this song is the biggest cope ever.
      Upset we beat you in a WC group game you had to make a whole song? Lol pathetic.

    • @Mojo-IRE
      @Mojo-IRE 2 месяца назад

      ​@@AK9-Iota Someone's salty we mocked your silly song

    • @AK9-Iota
      @AK9-Iota 2 месяца назад

      @@Mojo-IRE you mean your song we took

    • @AK9-Iota
      @AK9-Iota 2 месяца назад

      @@Mojo-IRE The song made to represent irish freedom now known as the song to play at their defeat.

  • @langutaninwamba9668
    @langutaninwamba9668 2 месяца назад

    Rassie once made an onion cry while he was chopping it...

  • @scaramouche600
    @scaramouche600 5 месяцев назад

    A tear fills the eye

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 5 месяцев назад +2

    Champions are the breakfast of Rassie

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 5 месяцев назад +6

    Bigfoot claims he saw Rassie

  • @GD-ib1jc
    @GD-ib1jc 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bloody awesome

  • @LaneyAckerman-l1d
    @LaneyAckerman-l1d 15 дней назад

    Goeie liekie vir rassie 😂😂
    Like dit baie

  • @MornéNel-b7e
    @MornéNel-b7e 5 месяцев назад +2

    Rassie are the man with a plan 😉 🏉