Borrowing Money From Black People - Mike Epps: Under Rated, Never Faded & X-Rated

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
  • Comedian Mike Epps discusses how it's not so easy to borrow money from a friend.
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Комментарии • 309

  • @meechino_styles
    @meechino_styles 4 года назад +194

    "I started not to give it to you" 😂😂😂😂

    • @meechino_styles
      @meechino_styles 3 года назад +3

      @Fan Fict it means they don't wanna loan out the money because they think it's a good chance they won't get back

  • @JesusOrDie13
    @JesusOrDie13 7 лет назад +1267

    I started not to give it to you 😂😂😂

    • @sheisty4r4r
      @sheisty4r4r 7 лет назад +120

      you kno what, fuck u and dat $20....😂😂

    • @Nwayne-zr2pv
      @Nwayne-zr2pv 6 лет назад +33

      LMFAO!

    • @calebsanders85
      @calebsanders85 5 лет назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @IRONMANFAN2008
      @IRONMANFAN2008 5 лет назад +25

      I be slick be saying that to and it works lol!

    • @Ray-uv4sk
      @Ray-uv4sk 5 лет назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tknox1158
    @tknox1158 5 лет назад +173

    His jokes are natural....Epps is real

  • @IFBBProCalebWalker
    @IFBBProCalebWalker 7 лет назад +725

    Let me tell you bout my money playa.. 😂

  • @tenseventeen3774
    @tenseventeen3774 4 года назад +71

    “I works to hard for my shit “
    Brooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 to damn funny yo!!! 😂😂😂

    • @smhunney8266
      @smhunney8266 2 месяца назад

      gotta stress on the hard a lil.. like give it 2 r's - harrd..

  • @calebsanders85
    @calebsanders85 5 лет назад +414

    Him: What u doing?
    Me: Nothing just gave Carlos $40 😂

  • @savage406
    @savage406 6 лет назад +441

    I don’t know if this is stand up comedy or what he’s saying is straight up facts.

    • @killaseason82
      @killaseason82 6 лет назад +4

      ceo thats how my dad is lol

    • @RebornLegacy
      @RebornLegacy 5 лет назад +7

      Life is tragedy. And tradgey + time is comedy.

    • @jaysonprice459
      @jaysonprice459 4 года назад +8

      Both

    • @truthjoy9060
      @truthjoy9060 3 года назад +4

      Facts. Mike Epps just gets on stage and tells the truth... and it just happens to be hilarious lol

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 3 года назад +2

      Boffum

  • @lawaii2024
    @lawaii2024 3 года назад +85

    He forgot to mention, "I didn't have to find you and BEG to give you this $20, and I don't wanna have to find you and beg to get it back."

  • @Texas_ice
    @Texas_ice 3 года назад +52

    “Ah. Nothin. Just gave Carlos $40. I guess he doin pretty bad this week.”🤣🤣🤣

    • @nikiastafford7778
      @nikiastafford7778 10 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂They most definitely going to tell 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @skymanross
    @skymanross 8 лет назад +432

    Aww nothin jus gave carlos 40 dollar

    • @mwalton993
      @mwalton993 7 лет назад +18

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bobimorgenstern6643
      @bobimorgenstern6643 7 лет назад

      Gᴇᴛ Рᴀʏᴅᴀʏ Lᴏᴀɴs Fᴀsᴛ ᴀᴛ: twitter.com/99b8dbff099e6c65e/status/822777246943326208 Borrowing Monеуу Frоm Blaccсck Peoрle MMMМikе Ерpps Under Raaated Nevеr Faded ХX Ratеd

    • @lillceecee1022
      @lillceecee1022 7 лет назад +1

      March Tuesday 😂😂

    • @thomasdr08
      @thomasdr08 6 лет назад +1

      Foittiolla

    • @carlosh4854
      @carlosh4854 5 лет назад +7

      He had to say my name lol

  • @skiiborealsporttalklifesty6352
    @skiiborealsporttalklifesty6352 6 лет назад +355

    If this ain’t accurate lol I don’t no what else is

    • @qwaynehenry
      @qwaynehenry 5 лет назад +1

      First off, none of them have any money to give. Second: who among them repays? Everybody using the word "Loan Me", with absolutely no understanding of the meaning of the word, and no intention of paying back.

    • @s0ulflower693
      @s0ulflower693 5 лет назад +3

      qwaynehenry first off, not all black people are broke and do those things. it’s definitely people of other races doing the same shit too

  • @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e
    @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e 6 лет назад +291

    Let me tell you about my money playa... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @IRONMANFAN2008
      @IRONMANFAN2008 5 лет назад +16

      I works too hard for my shit you know what I mean and I started not to give it to you

    • @miniuzimont9160
      @miniuzimont9160 5 лет назад +8

      IRONMANFAN2008 fuck you and them $20 dollars 😂😂

    • @nicholaswilliams5717
      @nicholaswilliams5717 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dinishawilson1331
      @dinishawilson1331 3 года назад

      My dad says those exact words 🤣🤣

    • @karinasotova1766
      @karinasotova1766 3 года назад

      *Only 18* 👇👇👇
      916321.loveisreal.ru

  • @gr8myndmuzic
    @gr8myndmuzic 7 лет назад +203

    And tell everybody 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @musicalrev2539
      @musicalrev2539 3 года назад +2

      What you doing
      Ah you know just lent Carlos $20 dollars

  • @apolokabali7595
    @apolokabali7595 2 года назад +39

    I can't stop laughing, this shit doesn't get old

  • @moby4552
    @moby4552 5 лет назад +90

    This is it, this is the last $30 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thinkingoutloud675
    @thinkingoutloud675 3 года назад +28

    This was very funny and I should laughed but only grinned cause I was too busy thinking of how accurate this is I've been through this before as both the lender n borrower 😊

  • @MrCamp
    @MrCamp 2 года назад +9

    “I works too hard for my shit.”
    It really is like that!

  • @sharifeady6834
    @sharifeady6834 Год назад +6

    He literally became the characters he played. The facial expression and posture changes are genius

  • @portia383
    @portia383 5 лет назад +77

    This is the truth, lol
    I borrowed $500 from my brother.
    Talked with my Sister a week later, she knew about it..
    I was like wtf, 🙄😅
    Us blk folks, it's always an adventure.. We are the truth.. Tho 😊😀

  • @FaustianAct6
    @FaustianAct6 Год назад +7

    The fact that this is not new to me, I have seen this many times, and i'm still cracking up dying listening to this. Man Mike is too damn funny.

    • @meto8019
      @meto8019 Год назад +1

      Definitely. This keeps me dying

  • @WinstonMcGregor-hx8ub
    @WinstonMcGregor-hx8ub 7 лет назад +75

    Kevin hart aint got shit on Mike Epps, he's BEEN getting bigger since Friday.

  • @nicholaswilliams5717
    @nicholaswilliams5717 4 года назад +53

    I guess God’ll bless me for it😂

  • @nikiastafford7778
    @nikiastafford7778 10 месяцев назад +2

    He isn’t lying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elena-lc4uk
    @elena-lc4uk 6 лет назад +24

    I works toooo hard for mine,,,I'm feelin ya,,,always here with your hand out

  • @sthembisondhlovu
    @sthembisondhlovu 3 года назад +12

    I works too hard for my shit 😂

  • @moriahdiggs8196
    @moriahdiggs8196 6 лет назад +8

    I work too hard for my shit

  • @raedhammad7116
    @raedhammad7116 6 лет назад +25

    Let me tell you about my money playa

  • @AnthonyfromtheD
    @AnthonyfromtheD 2 года назад +2

    Glad mike epps did this in Detroit... LOL

  • @brianreid4567
    @brianreid4567 3 года назад +5

    Always want to see Mike Epps stand up

  • @armandocarrillo6813
    @armandocarrillo6813 4 года назад +8

    “Baaaaaaaybeeeeeh”

    • @aceboogie2984
      @aceboogie2984 3 года назад +2

      "And I really wanna love yoooouuuu"

    • @bles05
      @bles05 3 года назад +1

      @@aceboogie2984 😂

  • @thabodisane9445
    @thabodisane9445 3 года назад +4

    Let me tell you about my money Player 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rayburton4867
    @rayburton4867 2 года назад +1

    We do make that “before I give you this money” speech! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bats4912
    @bats4912 8 лет назад +65

    he's so funny

    • @SocialStudiess
      @SocialStudiess 5 лет назад +2

      Like ya bald headed granny 👀👀

    • @blywokeum2799
      @blywokeum2799 2 года назад

      @@SocialStudiess 😹😹😹😹

  • @donaldpace9033
    @donaldpace9033 6 лет назад +43

    This dude cleaner than a clap doctor in that suit...

  • @conreyeverett7566
    @conreyeverett7566 Год назад +3

    I don't let Folk borrow money from me... I'd rather bless you with what you're asking for out of love, or flat out saying no, cause that borrow game can get messy, especially with family

  • @mikemaldonado9960
    @mikemaldonado9960 7 лет назад +23

    this is the funniest shit

  • @dreday3987
    @dreday3987 5 лет назад +12

    Detroit set it off for him

  • @razorb23
    @razorb23 5 лет назад +49

    He is right...did you see how Dame Dash rolled up on Lee Daniels in church!!!!

    • @vf4426
      @vf4426 5 лет назад +8

      Dame dash shouldve snuffed him in the name of jesus

    • @rdb0819
      @rdb0819 4 года назад +3

      Yea but that was real real money. He had to stress him

    • @guru_basketball_kiero
      @guru_basketball_kiero 4 года назад +7

      SHIT Dame gave him $2 million and he a nigga from Harlem. Everybody knew that was trouble waiting

    • @gboss5663
      @gboss5663 4 года назад +1

      That wasn’t a couple of bucks, that was 2mil lol. Shit I would’ve pressed up on him and I’m white AF 👍🏼

    • @razorb23
      @razorb23 4 года назад +3

      @@gboss5663 Lee Daniel's was mumbling and praying.. Talking about.. I l l l... Got another project and you can be the star... Lol

  • @dorethasmith9715
    @dorethasmith9715 4 года назад +5

    It’s the truth though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GODSDaughter1st
    @GODSDaughter1st 2 года назад +1

    Let me tell ya bout my money 🤑 playa, #GOAT 🔥🔥🔥 I LOVE ❤️❤️❤️ HIM🥰😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂REAL JOKES 🤣😂🤣LOL😂😂😂😂!!!

  • @garethlosper6197
    @garethlosper6197 5 лет назад +20

    Someone needs to send this to 50 cent

  • @yagiwilliams343
    @yagiwilliams343 7 лет назад +42

    this shit so damn true lol 😂

  • @918kickinwing
    @918kickinwing 3 года назад +4

    I works too hard for my shit.

  • @arabwolf313
    @arabwolf313 6 лет назад +12

    This shit too accurate😂😂

  • @dreekthrowedoff
    @dreekthrowedoff 11 месяцев назад +2

    Let me tell you about my money playa😂

  • @deeessex11
    @deeessex11 6 лет назад +8

    Mike the truth

  • @SevenStarAlliance0211
    @SevenStarAlliance0211 3 года назад +3

    This is the last $30 dollars 🤣😂😂

  • @gymrat_raquel
    @gymrat_raquel 5 лет назад +1

    Theres something about the way he says "you know what? Fuck you" 😂

  • @DEEJAY2BLACK
    @DEEJAY2BLACK 4 года назад +5

    still funny as hell!!!!!

  • @Ricobaca
    @Ricobaca 7 лет назад +120

    he laughs at his own punch lines before saying it

    • @Kayodoms
      @Kayodoms 5 лет назад +6

      Rico Baca and?

    • @cashrules6669
      @cashrules6669 5 лет назад +11

      Hey if it's funny it's funny lol..

    • @drtroyturner7464
      @drtroyturner7464 4 года назад +2

      If you have to lol as a comic its better before. More professional like he's saying yea, check this out. My pet leeve are those unprofessional ashy Mofo's who laugh After every other joke and be the only one laughing. Like what stuff are they snorting?

    • @Kayodoms
      @Kayodoms Год назад

      so?

  • @yougotta2505
    @yougotta2505 4 года назад +4

    1:27 is not enough

  • @scarletdamsel3139
    @scarletdamsel3139 5 лет назад +5

    Awe man I wished it continued shrug lol anyway hey dennis (Merc)

  • @rakiawithers1441
    @rakiawithers1441 5 лет назад +5

    Mike Epps is awesome !!!! 😀

  • @bles05
    @bles05 5 лет назад +7

    Do yourself a favor and watch this entire special if you haven't already, and then come back and thank me later LOL

    • @brianstone3722
      @brianstone3722 5 лет назад +1

      It's one of the funniest specials I've ever seen i watched it year's ago when it first premiered on Showtime

    • @bles05
      @bles05 5 лет назад +1

      @@brianstone3722 💯...definitely 1 one best I've ever seen, cried tears laughing my ass off 😂😅

    • @spinningorb
      @spinningorb 4 года назад +1

      Watch Inappropriate Behavior as well. This dude is awesome.

  • @darkknight17
    @darkknight17 6 лет назад +11

    I lent £80 to a black friend for a week, 3 years later I'm still getting it back in £5's and £10's with £20 outstanding. After reminding him every month for the past 3 years I took a break from asking. I'll ask again when I have the time and energy. I don't lend money to black folk no more.

    • @telisijohn2054
      @telisijohn2054 5 лет назад

      lol@I'll ask again when I have the time and energy

  • @groupiesdannyglover1078
    @groupiesdannyglover1078 5 лет назад +7

    😂 He said i gave Carlos 20 dollars i guess god a bless me for it.

  • @johnniejames9799
    @johnniejames9799 6 лет назад +17

    FACTS!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @knockoutprogaming321
    @knockoutprogaming321 4 года назад +5

    This is it, this is the last $30😂😂😂

  • @andrejohnsao7899
    @andrejohnsao7899 5 лет назад +4

    LMAO. This is the last $30

  • @kayodephillips5435
    @kayodephillips5435 Год назад +1

    Facts 😂😂

  • @strauqq1
    @strauqq1 4 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't either him.

  • @amenraa8782
    @amenraa8782 2 года назад

    MA GUY HERE ..HILARIOUS .NATURALLY

  • @isaiahsimmons6403
    @isaiahsimmons6403 4 года назад

    He said you give black people money they telling everyone they gave you some money I'm on the floor🤣

  • @michaeljoyner3707
    @michaeljoyner3707 6 лет назад +5

    Lemme teya bout monee playa LMAO!!

  • @ls6-ss413
    @ls6-ss413 5 лет назад

    Lived down the street from this dude in Brooklyn. He has a portrait of Tyson on his wall in his house

    • @knockoutprogaming321
      @knockoutprogaming321 4 года назад

      I don't know who you talking about but Mike Epps is from Naptown.

  • @soldbreadwinner1680
    @soldbreadwinner1680 3 года назад +1

    Lol😭😭 i love mike he funny as fuck and spit the real

  • @brandonwright6578
    @brandonwright6578 4 года назад +3

    To true lol 😂

  • @lepatron2x116
    @lepatron2x116 4 года назад +1

    Straight facts

  • @onapeacefuljourney
    @onapeacefuljourney Месяц назад

    Imma dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @slabbinonspokezz2375
    @slabbinonspokezz2375 3 года назад +1

    Sounds about right 😆

  • @cristiantovar3206
    @cristiantovar3206 7 лет назад +10

    Lmao

  • @stephaniecarey4228
    @stephaniecarey4228 5 лет назад +1

    Funny and true

  • @michaelgray1803
    @michaelgray1803 4 года назад +1

    Every word true

  • @kandicerush8851
    @kandicerush8851 7 лет назад +10

    True 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @russelljohnson437
    @russelljohnson437 2 года назад

    This is it. This is the last 30 dollars 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaymillymills
    @jaymillymills 11 месяцев назад

    1:04 I only do this if you don't get me my money right away

  • @kevinfranklin7534
    @kevinfranklin7534 3 года назад

    God will bless me for it 😂😂😂😂

  • @hotboi466
    @hotboi466 4 года назад +6

    Black person give you something and tell ever body hey John wat up nothing Just gave Carlos 20 dollars he doing bad

  • @ThokoXaba
    @ThokoXaba 3 года назад

    0:30 I had to tell my daughter this today after i found out she still got my card on her Cashapp!

  • @robertnunn5762
    @robertnunn5762 2 года назад

    THERE NEEDS 2 B A NEW "KINGS OF COMEDY"TOUR, AND MIKE EPOS DEFINITELY NEEDS TO B ON THE PROGRAM!! (U NEED 2 SAY SOMETHING WHEN U N THERE!;)

    • @RedRiches
      @RedRiches Год назад

      "But, this is my room"....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sosaruhinda2615
    @sosaruhinda2615 5 лет назад +3

    We all we got!😂😂😂

  • @Vision-nr8zy
    @Vision-nr8zy 2 года назад

    Them loans do come with a lecture lol

  • @Xxxteeero
    @Xxxteeero 4 года назад +3

    LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hugo_l127
    @hugo_l127 3 года назад

    one of my boys is just like that ....HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO so true ....they tell the whole WORLD!

  • @xzavierbowie6415
    @xzavierbowie6415 3 года назад +2

    I guess God will bless me for it

  • @devoradamaris
    @devoradamaris 2 года назад +1

    👑

  • @meezeeneezee7655
    @meezeeneezee7655 2 года назад

    One time was it for me...

  • @Duffield_World89
    @Duffield_World89 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂 Jesus take the wheel

  • @Sugafied08
    @Sugafied08 5 лет назад +2

    I swear this is true.....😂😂😂

  • @Doggieworld3Show
    @Doggieworld3Show 6 лет назад +1

    Nah, you give it, you're not getting it back.

  • @cameronemmanuel5889
    @cameronemmanuel5889 3 года назад +1

    🔥

  • @phillipmoore5533
    @phillipmoore5533 5 лет назад +1

    See the man pay the man that's a Chicago thing.

  • @copequinn4680
    @copequinn4680 3 года назад

    Four quarters bill said lol

  • @ajax2600
    @ajax2600 3 года назад

    My man crush . 🤣👑

  • @kanyegang2810
    @kanyegang2810 5 лет назад

    So true

  • @reginawhite2536
    @reginawhite2536 2 года назад

    Funny 🤣

  • @fredrichoshunrinde873
    @fredrichoshunrinde873 5 лет назад

    Facts!!!!

  • @smhunney8266
    @smhunney8266 2 месяца назад

    Gotta get the preamble about his money..

  • @GiaNt_TaLOn
    @GiaNt_TaLOn 4 года назад +1

    I swear to god this is my life ..ery day

  • @b0dyyy
    @b0dyyy 4 года назад +2

    😭😭😭😭😭