Women Detectives - Mike Epps: Under Rated, Never Faded & X-Rated

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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Комментарии • 343

  • @jdcursed4800
    @jdcursed4800 5 лет назад +240

    "I think your girls out prowlin"
    "I just seen her car"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @tiffb1300
      @tiffb1300 3 года назад +1

      I almost died

    • @boostacylovark6786
      @boostacylovark6786 2 года назад

      Livin' it! Friend's girl spotted makin' da loop 'round da block...Last time, she wash his car wit brick.
      And, hell yeeahh
      'Cuz he fell asleep...Dat damn phone!

    • @sandraruiz3834
      @sandraruiz3834 2 года назад

      prowlin 🤣🤣🤣

    • @valjeanlee7060
      @valjeanlee7060 11 месяцев назад

      My niqqas would kall or text...like "yo your broad just left such and such house looking for you."..😅

  • @YouArentSlick
    @YouArentSlick 11 лет назад +330

    "you tryna leave some hope ain't you??" lol a woman would say some shit like that

    • @asianagi6939
      @asianagi6939 4 года назад +8

      On my mama I said that to my ex one time I swear to god that’s why he’s fuckin hilarious.

    • @asianagi6939
      @asianagi6939 4 года назад +6

      I swear I commented that before I seen this comment omggggg hilarious. “ you fuckin up my family bitch”!!! Hahahahahaha

    • @vjscrx
      @vjscrx 4 года назад +2

      Honald Trinton I was just about to comment on that LOL

    • @helloitskittyx
      @helloitskittyx 2 года назад +1

      My favorite part 😂

    • @jdoteasy
      @jdoteasy 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @davidleonard7439
    @davidleonard7439 2 года назад +21

    "He over at chucky and them's, over on 38th street" 😂💀😭

  • @01Dontay
    @01Dontay 13 лет назад +62

    "call the other bitch" "don't be sayin bye" i was rollin

  • @sharcam2010
    @sharcam2010 6 лет назад +18

    "Yeah this is Mike uh don't ever call me again bitch" lmaoooo

  • @ComicRelief17
    @ComicRelief17 12 лет назад +170

    BAAAAABAYYYYY!!! WHAT ROOM YA IN?!?!?!?

    • @annabellawarren
      @annabellawarren 3 года назад +2

      The best part!!!!

    • @shazamkazam1884
      @shazamkazam1884 3 года назад

      That part trademark ™️

    • @shazamkazam1884
      @shazamkazam1884 3 года назад +2

      He is funny ASF 😆🤣😂 talks about real life and babayyy what room you in

  • @starz5895
    @starz5895 3 года назад +38

    "aint no sun in here"😂😂😂
    this shit too funny coz everybody will relate

  • @shawlasosexy01
    @shawlasosexy01 14 лет назад +80

    " aint no sun in here " lmao

  • @zayway9866
    @zayway9866 2 года назад +22

    i have to remind myself to watch this every now and again just to get a good laugh in lmao

  • @asianagi6939
    @asianagi6939 4 года назад +46

    Dude one of the top comedians in the world. Everything he said is sooooo true I cried of laughter. The “ your tryna leave some hope ain’t you!?” Lmaooooo

    • @RareGem369
      @RareGem369 2 года назад +1

      That part had me rollin!! Lol 😂

    • @cslworldwide
      @cslworldwide 2 года назад +1

      This part lolz

  • @bennibrisco84
    @bennibrisco84 5 лет назад +86

    If this ain't the realest shit! I've had that argument word for word exactly least 3 times! 😅😅😅

    • @mrsshayful
      @mrsshayful 5 лет назад +3

      Cory Benjamin u gotta do better

    • @shazamkazam1884
      @shazamkazam1884 3 года назад +1

      Call the other bitch

    • @shazamkazam1884
      @shazamkazam1884 3 года назад +1

      You trying to leave some hope lol don't be saying bye changing the number..

    • @valjeanlee7060
      @valjeanlee7060 11 месяцев назад

      You and I both..got woke up with a slap...who tf is this...😂😂😂

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@mrsshayfulHello, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @newhope8653
    @newhope8653 4 года назад +32

    2020.. "WHO TF IS THIS?!?" 😂😂

  • @tourelevant364
    @tourelevant364 2 года назад +21

    Mike deserves more fame. He is genuinely funny.

  • @Reeceonthebeat
    @Reeceonthebeat 13 лет назад +33

    you in some cold sleep and then "the f**k is THIS?" hahaha!

  • @DJRAKKK
    @DJRAKKK 13 лет назад +80

    This pretty much happens to Every player...hes got it RIGHT on too this is Exactly how it happens hahaha.

  • @mafikav2600
    @mafikav2600 5 лет назад +44

    Aint no sun in here😂

  • @sherwinfitz
    @sherwinfitz 12 лет назад +78

    Trying to leave some hope!!!! LOL

  • @rivv010
    @rivv010 4 года назад +6

    “Don’t ever call me again bitch” “Fuck you, nah mean”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 4 года назад +30

    That was me putting clothes on looking for the ex 😂😂😂😂

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv 6 месяцев назад

      @tracypeebles9362, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @ciabrister2464
    @ciabrister2464 7 лет назад +192

    Mike has been in nothing but Abusive Relationships! Damn! lol.

    • @malikholmes5045
      @malikholmes5045 6 лет назад +14

      Zyair McNight lol that's what happens when you laying the pipe right, if that's the case every girl I ever been with has been abusive to, and I know I'll be fucking the shit out of them LMAO

    • @D_Nice_2022
      @D_Nice_2022 5 лет назад +8

      Y do people assume rappers and comedians go through everything they speak on?
      No one assumes that with actors and movie directors.
      Rappers and comedians may speak on personal experience, but also observations; and they use their imagination too.

    • @jlove8441
      @jlove8441 4 года назад +1

      stimulusmaximus • thats sad grown people Dont figure that w/ there common sense... but You right tho

    • @shazamkazam1884
      @shazamkazam1884 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @shazamkazam1884
      @shazamkazam1884 3 года назад

      I'd this a dream lol

  • @ahlexisjohnson4081
    @ahlexisjohnson4081 5 лет назад +58

    Where ya mama at? 😂😭

  • @nightfox7355
    @nightfox7355 6 лет назад +104

    ...this is his best stand up by far!!! 😂

  • @Traythegemini
    @Traythegemini 11 лет назад +64

    aint no sun in here. lol!!!

  • @Reloaded_______
    @Reloaded_______ 6 лет назад +32

    1:52 ask the question, don’t care bout the answer, just call her!!! 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

  • @urnottee
    @urnottee 9 лет назад +88

    Looks like he predicted this one LMAO! I love this guy....

  • @realAfrican
    @realAfrican 3 года назад +16

    Mike Epps is the cure to depression

  • @bklynsfynest2k3
    @bklynsfynest2k3 14 лет назад +31

    mike epps is hilarious...i been there in that situation...that some real talk..LOL

  • @_Jayskiii_
    @_Jayskiii_ Год назад +6

    You messing my family up is hilarious 🤣

  • @airforcejordanA3
    @airforcejordanA3 12 лет назад +60

    NIGGA ANIT NO SUN IN HERE,,,LMAO!!!!!

  • @AGCcachanilla
    @AGCcachanilla 13 лет назад +25

    fellas I KNOW this has happened to yall ATLEAST once in your life, it has happened to me atleast 4 times lol.

  • @realhardtruth
    @realhardtruth 13 лет назад +88

    This brotha should be playing richard pryor not marlon wayans.

  • @xavier20124life
    @xavier20124life 11 лет назад +56

    Who the fuck is this??? SLAP!!! LMAO!!!

  • @andresavage9109
    @andresavage9109 3 года назад +51

    Every dude is low key scared of their girls if you not you don’t love her enough 😂😂😂😂

    • @tonie374
      @tonie374 2 года назад +2

      Facts.

    • @DblTap317
      @DblTap317 2 года назад +7

      Naw that ain't real love, you got nothing to hide. You got to tell the truth and let them deal with that. If they can't handle it then they aren't for you. Men can have stipulations too shit, don't let them trick you into letting them be your new mother 🤣

    • @shukriebenzlab3488
      @shukriebenzlab3488 2 года назад +3

      on forenem thats 100% the truth facts bro #RESPECT coz the only reason u scared is coz u dont wanna loose her meaning u love her lol if u didn't love her then u wouldn't care so yeah Mr Andre u spitting facts

    • @Martin-xp4eb
      @Martin-xp4eb 2 года назад +2

      I was lol I dated a Mexican I'm black lol

    • @gizmochalie1046
      @gizmochalie1046 2 года назад

      On my mama mama

  • @blazepurp
    @blazepurp 12 лет назад +10

    At my desk laffing so hard im in tears.

  • @deelawson34
    @deelawson34 Год назад +2

    😂🌠🎁🗣👑🔥 Mike's expression when he hears the Laughter, is just like the little boy in 3rd grade who had the whole class laughing. 😂💓⚡️ 🎆

  • @92cgray
    @92cgray 12 лет назад +35

    Omg this fool is 2 funny.. Lmaoooo

  • @TEACHYOUTEEWHY
    @TEACHYOUTEEWHY 12 лет назад +18

    Every single Comedy Video sends me right back to DEF COMEDY JAM!!

  • @Neka25J
    @Neka25J 14 лет назад +28

    Lmfao I love this guy...and the sad part about it is that is soooo true

  • @JRnyc
    @JRnyc 3 года назад +3

    'Where your mama at? 😂🤣😭

  • @BigTone0601
    @BigTone0601 5 лет назад +3

    Mike Epps: Bye
    Wife:DONT BE SAYING BYE TO END NIGGA LOL

  • @forgetallyall810602
    @forgetallyall810602 14 лет назад +14

    he ain't lying we ain't no fools I tell u dat! We are some detectives!

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv 6 месяцев назад

      @forgetallyall810602, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @codimo87
    @codimo87 3 года назад +2

    “Over at Chuckys nem on 38th street”

  • @r4ng3hustle
    @r4ng3hustle 15 лет назад +16

    oh shit ma phone, BABY!!!!

  • @reginaldross9039
    @reginaldross9039 4 года назад +3

    U tryna leave some Hope ain't U. lmao

  • @Lazaruscanfly12
    @Lazaruscanfly12 14 лет назад +3

    'dont ever call me back again u fuckin up my famiy bitch' LOL!!!!

  • @brebailey228
    @brebailey228 13 лет назад +8

    THIS IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNYY!!!

  • @Kingkassa21
    @Kingkassa21 12 лет назад +10

    BABAYY!!!!!!!!! had me rollin haha

  • @mrb2643
    @mrb2643 4 года назад +3

    10yrs ago ain't nothing change, just got extra security on the phone lock

  • @notorious23m
    @notorious23m 14 лет назад +16

    Richard Pryor started it all.......

  • @RareGem369
    @RareGem369 Год назад +1

    “You tryna leave some hope ain’t ya?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jauquese
    @Jauquese 14 лет назад +2

    ROFL !!!! "dont be sayin bye at the end niggah ! You tryna leave some hope aint you !?" ROFLLLLL !! this is sooooo funny

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv 6 месяцев назад

      @Jauquese, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @naomariley-hall1519
    @naomariley-hall1519 3 года назад +5

    I think 🤔 your girl out prowling!!... lol 😂

  • @yeshurunraglin7496
    @yeshurunraglin7496 4 года назад +2

    Hell yeah I wake up with my phone gone sometimes

  • @dw8030
    @dw8030 4 года назад +4

    O i keep my phone locked n on ✈ mode when i go to sleep on everything

  • @vonversace
    @vonversace 15 лет назад +7

    respect to mike epps

  • @Virtualwallvirus
    @Virtualwallvirus 14 лет назад +2

    Holy fuck man im crying. "Call da otha bitch!" hahahahahahahah

  • @stephanierowell6589
    @stephanierowell6589 Год назад +1

    This is the best one of his stand ups that he ever did.....I LOVE mike💜💜

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv 6 месяцев назад

      @stephanierowell6589, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @Dodgers_2
    @Dodgers_2 4 года назад +2

    The new law is, whoever get the phone first the other ones going to jaiiiillll 😂

  • @footballrealist4024
    @footballrealist4024 5 лет назад +2

    Mike is stupid funny

  • @milojetkins
    @milojetkins 15 лет назад +5

    This exact thing happened to me in almost the exact same way LOL

  • @shazamkazam1884
    @shazamkazam1884 3 года назад +1

    😂😂😆 baby what room you in ... call the b... Ain't no sun 😎 in here

  • @sarasmith9538
    @sarasmith9538 3 года назад +5

    Big Jay sent me....

  • @townsend172
    @townsend172 14 лет назад +2

    nikka said aint no sun in here lmao

  • @marquezplanetki6662
    @marquezplanetki6662 4 года назад +3

    Mike Epps crazzzy

  • @salvadortorres6680
    @salvadortorres6680 2 года назад +2

    My nigga is on point 💯 Fellas don't be ashamed, Real Recognize Real. Facts

  • @RareGem369
    @RareGem369 5 лет назад +10

    Maaan that was accurate asf lol 😂

  • @cjack002
    @cjack002 10 месяцев назад +1

    You seen yo momma and who the f is this killed me. 😂 true asf

  • @beckspencer82
    @beckspencer82 12 лет назад +7

    He's right lolllll that women

  • @deezydoss
    @deezydoss 13 лет назад +4

    @MrAmazing170 that the part I like too, trying to leave some hope , trying to let her know his girl told him to do it, lmao

  • @shad0wMata
    @shad0wMata 13 лет назад +6

    33 people were at chucky and them on 38th street and got fucked up LOL!

  • @mssugahill
    @mssugahill 13 лет назад +7

    Dont be saying by at the end, nigga...you tryna leave some hope aint ya? LMBO!

  • @xxxxxBGxxxxx
    @xxxxxBGxxxxx 14 лет назад +1

    he killed it wit that everest comercial lol i thought the same thing about it

  • @nathanielaron
    @nathanielaron 14 лет назад +2

    0:47 DID ANYONE HEAR THAT YETTI CALL

  • @younghurricane1995
    @younghurricane1995 Год назад +2

    Glad I didn't have my exes do me like that. That indeed is a real nightmare

  • @charms71
    @charms71 14 лет назад +1

    laying with ur girl, and then you get a text at 2:00am and she goes "who the hell was that"? looooooooool

    • @valjeanlee7060
      @valjeanlee7060 11 месяцев назад

      True story...😅..she be like let's see who texting us...

  • @valjeanlee7060
    @valjeanlee7060 11 месяцев назад +1

    Every guy has this happen to them...i promise you..😂😆😆😂

  • @MsGerard1
    @MsGerard1 13 лет назад +5

    Yep this is me all day!!!!! LMAO!!!!

  • @veveak
    @veveak 13 лет назад +3

    @beemablack I'm not black and this shit happens to me all the time, black comediants are the best, I can't stop laughing.

  • @jonbazan
    @jonbazan 3 года назад +2

    True. Word for word lmfaoooo

  • @mewznasty989
    @mewznasty989 2 года назад +3

    "He over at chucky n ems over on 38th st, Ima go fuck this nigga up" haha

  • @plato369
    @plato369 14 лет назад +1

    lol...if she get that phone...it is a raaaaaap!!!!

  • @dreekthrowedoff
    @dreekthrowedoff 11 месяцев назад

    Yep that phone missing is a problem 😂

  • @dedadanielsonii8694
    @dedadanielsonii8694 3 года назад +1

    So under-rated My Top five

  • @ErikSchielke
    @ErikSchielke 15 лет назад +1

    It's from his new stand-up dvd, UNDER RATED, NEVER FADED, & X-RATED. I downloaded on itunes. it's hilarious.

    • @manny4218
      @manny4218 2 года назад

      Remember when it was new 12 years ago lol

  • @curtisj2002
    @curtisj2002 5 лет назад +6

    Dont be saying bye at the end wtf.. .

  • @jaqius18
    @jaqius18 14 лет назад +1

    WHO DF IZ DIS !? lol mike eppz 1 of da best

  • @dmoney150
    @dmoney150 14 лет назад +1

    He killed me! LMFAO

  • @puffandpass7438
    @puffandpass7438 3 года назад +3

    I'm terrified of my girl and she is 5'3 and I'm 6'5 don't tell her I said that don't want her to know she has the upper hand LMBAO FRFRFR

  • @kaduffycut7227
    @kaduffycut7227 4 года назад +1

    Best ever

  • @nailakro1
    @nailakro1 11 лет назад +21

    Lmao!

  • @sogansta10
    @sogansta10 13 лет назад +8

    ahahahahaha its hilarious cuz its true

  • @kingstorm7188
    @kingstorm7188 3 года назад +1

    Facts very true

  • @Ss0546
    @Ss0546 12 лет назад +3

    hahahahhahaahahha he´s highh

  • @bettyjtanner
    @bettyjtanner 12 лет назад +16

    thats what u get for cheating Cheating will eventually get up caught up especially with a cellphone

  • @dazjah00
    @dazjah00 14 лет назад +2

    LOL LOL an that's how we go mike is funny as hell

  • @kaduffycut7227
    @kaduffycut7227 3 года назад +1

    So much better than you know who

  • @htezerdi
    @htezerdi 14 лет назад +2

    tiger woods is an all american hero. hes got a billion and hes got the stamina to please 20+ women

  • @TheMatrixElect
    @TheMatrixElect 3 года назад +5

    Funny! But I feel bad for you dudes if that's your life!

  • @tht_boi_tay
    @tht_boi_tay 2 года назад +1

    This man to funny yo

  • @15heartz
    @15heartz 12 лет назад +7

    HOPE LOOL