It’s the strangest thing, as silly as this is it’s a good way practice to dealing with intrusive thoughts from ocd or other panic or anxiety disorders. This was great!
Might be one of Patricks best videos. The practice sessions really paid off because Patrick is really good at moving to block Steve in the background. And the more unique triggers like the comb with the lights in the background are very creative. Would even enjoy a more serious ASMR video with this two person style. But the comedy aspect was enjoyable and wholesome. Nice vid!
The peripheral asmr triggers were amazing. Its such a dang delight seeing new and unique asmr. You don't always have to do new and unique triggers-- we're not worth getting burnt out or overworked-- even your typical triggers have a great spin on them when you do them because you have such great asmr energy. Thank you, Steve, for your contribution.
this is a perfect simulation of my friend group. one of us is having a panic attack, one is trying to calm them down and the other one is just fooling around adhd style in the background.
Patrick, I s2g, you and your friend are so dang funny. I was cracking tf up the entire time. I love this type of content. I appreciate that it's not all that you do, because when it drops, it feels like a special gift hahaha.
Every time Steve talks: 0:17 "Hey, hey" 0:22 "Hey, over here" 0:25 "Look" 0:32 "Look at me, over here!" 0:35 "Pay attention to me" 0:42 "Please" 0:56, 1:00, 1:04, 1:06, 1:09 "Hey" 1:20 "Stop paying attention to him" 1:33 "I just wanna tell you something.. it's important" 1:42 "It's not bad" 1:59 "No, he's not" 2:38 "I can't touch you, you're in a different country" 2:40 "Don't listen to him" 2:49, 2:53, 2:54 "Hey" 2:56 "Stop focusing on this crap" 3:01 "This is.. brain rot, it's not good for you, stop focusing on it" 3:08 _starts clapping_ 3:11 "I'm trying to help you, y'know. This guy's a scam artist" 3:30 "I know everything about the ASMR community, it's all scams" 3:38 "You're loosing five IQ points every second" 3:48 "That's because I watch so much ASMR, and I'm trying to save you from the same fate!" 3:54 "So pay attention to me" 4:06 "It's not public urination, don't lie" (istg if that gets this comment deleted) 4:13 "Don't lie- don't defame my character" 4:16 "I would never do that" 4:18 _more clapping_ 4:38 "You're gonna get ADHD from this" 4:47 "It's gonna get worse" 6:10 "Convicted but uh, but uh" 6:13 "Convicted but never, uh, found guilty" 6:18 "They never caught me" 6:41 *dangerous flash lights for eyes* 7:05 "No I wouldn't" 7:07 "He's lying to you" 7:11 "I would only do it in a room with other people in it" 8:05 "Even the insects know this is a bad man" 9:07 "Alright" 14:20 _maracas_ That should be it
How I imagine this video came to be Patrick: "Do you wanna help me out with a video?" Steve: "What do you want me to do?" Patrick: "I was thinking you could just stand in the background and try to be distracting." Steve: "Hmm. Okay. But only if I can pretend to be a mischievous pervent."
There's a warrant out for Steve's arrest in my home country. I remember seeing it on the news; he was parading around the capital building butt naked and managed to escape through a system of tunnels he dug. Crazy to see him here
Everyone here, you are the crème de la crème of asmr watchers, because this is the crème de la crème of asmr making. Thanks Pat and all of you for making this objectively weird video a real thing we can enjoy the hell out of secretly in our rooms.
This is actually so interesting bc a big trigger for me is when i have to follow stuff on the screen, like in those cranial nerve exams videos. So thank u for providing that, Steve
This is so good and fun 😊 Seeing you and Steve laugh and goofing around was really wholesome, it's like a trigger in itself. Loved the sounds you made and all the ambient sounds as well 😊
love that his friend was willing to stand around and get called a pervert for 20 mins. thank you home intruder steve.
steve, if you’re reading this, you’re my 2nd favorite steve 🥰🥰
@@doobedoobeedowaaa4615who’s your 1’st favorite Steve then 😂
@@doobedoobeedowaaa4615answer. whose your favorite steve.
I hadn't seen Steve before. Just heard of him in the comments. 😅
@@augustdamkjr5505Minecraft Steve duh
"you're gonna get adhd from this" "thats a lie. you probably already have it anyways" was so funny lmaoooo
Ikr! 😂
Read this just before he said it
Accurate asf 😭
Fr am just watching Steve 😂
“its gonna get worse” 😭🤣
I love how he says "You'll be okay" like Steve's a murderer or something 😭
Well he said Steve has perverted intentions so idk abt that lol
lmaoo😊
um hes actually a psychosexual sadist
Steve (keep it going)
@@William_hendrysteve
Comedy asmr is my favorite genre
Totes!
Rip Angelica
Comedy ASMR is my gender
I didn’t even know it was a genre until now 😂
@@xXSprMgaAwsmFxyHtXxi miss her funny satirical videos 😔
This is the happiest I’ve seen Patrick and I’m so glad
I know right it’s so nice to see him smile and laugh so much
get a life weirdo
Hey SpongeBob!
his smile 🥹🥹
@_DEVILYCH come on guys stop being pathetic, happiness isn't this rare that you have to comment things like this, wake up.
Please put this towards a security system… Although that won’t keep Steve out. You can never escape Steve. 🙏✨
BAHAHAH
He can hire security personnel with that $5 now :D
What a G
Nothing can stop Steve... He'll break the fabric of reality just to get to Patrick's backyard
@@141-w4she will break throughh the fabric of reality but not through getting the last video with him deleted😔
He’s just standing there …MENACINGLY !
Is this a Smosh reference?????
@@calebbbrown SpongeBob
@@calebbbrownAin’t no way you actually that dumb 😑
Underrated comment
GET OUT OF THERE SPONGEBOB!
Steve is making a pretty convincing argument. I think I'll look at him.
"hes kind of a pervert" was not expecting that
had me laughing tho 😂
“the man behind me, is dangerous”
“🔦🐌🔦”
6:40
🟡👄🟡
🧢
⚪️ _ ⚪️
😂😂😂 “I’m the main character.” “No, he’s not.”
“this man behind me is dangerous”
*flashlights for eyes*
Patrick: relax relax
Steve: hey ☺️
5:15 *steve punches at giant finger* “yo that HURTS chill out” got me so bad
ong🤣🤣🤣
This is insane, Pat isnt even whispering, Steve is borderline yelling and im still getting tingles 😭🤣
I'm trying to ignore Tresspassing Steve Stevenson...but light triggers are my fave and he's lowkey good at them
He looks like a bug when he puts them on his eyes 😂
genuinely one of the best like “dont pay attention” videos unintentionally
“It’s all about me, I’m the main character.”
*in the background*
“No he’s not.”
at 7:55 it looked like he tried to squish his head and then upon impact was exploded and i physically cannot stop laughing at this holy shit
SAME I was like ''wow the acting is great!'' and then I was suprised when it turned out it was a bugs fault.
I literally thought that was what happend. took me three rewatches to actually understand what happened
“I can’t touch you, you’re in a different country.” 😂
I started audibly laughing when you said "I am not a pervert... This man is." And steve popped out with flashlight eyes @5:45
Lol. I love that your friend is not only down to participate but is conscience of how loudly he is shouting at us to pay attention to him.
7:54 "Him- BLEUARGHBFDG"
IM GIGGLING WHAT HAPPENED LMFAO
@@g4z_4m1 pretty sure a bug flew in his face 💀
Clearly Steve used his mind powers to blast Patrick away
@@All-SeeingIGGYhe says something abt the bug flying in his ear
@@sadflix8754loll
This is like old RUclips mixed with ASMR and I’m so here for it. Such early 2000’s vibes 🥹🤙🏼
Alternate title: Steve Stevenson successfully beat his addiction and now wants your attention instead of 5 bucks (to NOT buy Drugs from)
He turns all the energy we give him through attention into more meth DON'T trust him
I love this 😭😭
"This guys a scam artist" - Steve
"it'll be a lot scarier having a grown man in your ear instead of a bug" uhhhh Patrick you're literally in my ears right now
😂💀😂😂😂
“Whatever he wants to tell you… is bad”
“He’s a man of filth”
Him calling Steve a pervert took me out lmao 😂
3:37 is the time I just clicked it and it played :0
I had no idea I needed ‘trespassing ASMR’ until now. I will sleep soundly for the rest of my life from this point on
Patrick’s laugh compilation
1:03
1:18
2:03
2:20
2:56
3:23
3:52
4:25
4:48
5:02
5:08
7:05
8:07
10:51 LMAO
14:23
16:15
17:53
19:04
So precious 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶
So precious😭😭🫶🫶
The 10:50 one almost killed him it seems
THIS IS PRECIOUS, TYSMMM
thank you😭💘💘
‘He’s straight up dangerous y’all’ while he’s got flashlights for eyes in the back, floating around 😂😂
"I just want to tell you something"😂 Steve waving from a distance and talking is great
Steve: “You’re gonna get ADHD from this!”
Patrick: “That’s a lie, ..you probably already have it anyway-“
HOW DID HE KNOW???
He knows his audience🙏
"It's gonna get worse"
this is actually so fucking tingly dude i’m not even joking
These titles are getting out of control and we're here for it😂
😂
10:48 legit hat to wake up and check wtf was that 😂😂😂😂 I love these type of videos
My buddy post-apocalyptic survivor trying to protect me from the aliens that induce psychosis with bright strobes 12:01
psychosis ain't shi-
why is jorge in the corner of my room
It’s the strangest thing, as silly as this is it’s a good way practice to dealing with intrusive thoughts from ocd or other panic or anxiety disorders. This was great!
Steve Stevenson gives nonchalant cartoon vibes it’s so silly and goofy I love it and I love Steve
Something about this video is so nostalgic to me, not the Steve part just the nature and all of that is so relaxing
Steve feels like anxiety personified 💀
pat pls protect me from steve i beg he just appeared in my room and is staring at me intensely completely silent
this is unironically super good why doesnt felon steve have his own asmr channel
Patrick: Steve isn't real he can't hurt you
Steve: heeeeeyyyy
the cinematography on the thumbnail🤌
theyre both giving off such strong jesse pinkman vibes
POV: I'm trying to relax and my sibling wants to play.
Him just there trying to get us to look at him is the best
I mean… as long as he’s chill..?
"if he tries to touch you ill stop thim" ACTUALLY CRYING, this vids so funny thank you pat patrick and steve stevenson for this
Might be one of Patricks best videos. The practice sessions really paid off because Patrick is really good at moving to block Steve in the background. And the more unique triggers like the comb with the lights in the background are very creative. Would even enjoy a more serious ASMR video with this two person style. But the comedy aspect was enjoyable and wholesome. Nice vid!
The peripheral asmr triggers were amazing. Its such a dang delight seeing new and unique asmr. You don't always have to do new and unique triggers-- we're not worth getting burnt out or overworked-- even your typical triggers have a great spin on them when you do them because you have such great asmr energy.
Thank you, Steve, for your contribution.
This is so good trigger wise actually. The peripheral ASMR really worked 😂
this is a perfect simulation of my friend group. one of us is having a panic attack, one is trying to calm them down and the other one is just fooling around adhd style in the background.
16:17 The two village shamans trying to convince me of their new god
STEVE IS BACK🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
HES KIND OF A PERVERT HAD ME HOLLERING
i love how you can barely keep from laughing its great
1:04 pat genuine laugh cured my depression
3:56 I feel I should believe this 😂
The return of Steve the crackhead ! We are so back
Steve's little "hey"s are actually so relaxing. This is hilarious, thank you
Patrick, I s2g, you and your friend are so dang funny. I was cracking tf up the entire time.
I love this type of content. I appreciate that it's not all that you do, because when it drops, it feels like a special gift hahaha.
This content has always belonged here
Every time Steve talks:
0:17 "Hey, hey"
0:22 "Hey, over here"
0:25 "Look"
0:32 "Look at me, over here!"
0:35 "Pay attention to me"
0:42 "Please"
0:56, 1:00, 1:04, 1:06, 1:09 "Hey"
1:20 "Stop paying attention to him"
1:33 "I just wanna tell you something.. it's important"
1:42 "It's not bad"
1:59 "No, he's not"
2:38 "I can't touch you, you're in a different country"
2:40 "Don't listen to him"
2:49, 2:53, 2:54 "Hey"
2:56 "Stop focusing on this crap"
3:01 "This is.. brain rot, it's not good for you, stop focusing on it"
3:08 _starts clapping_
3:11 "I'm trying to help you, y'know. This guy's a scam artist"
3:30 "I know everything about the ASMR community, it's all scams"
3:38 "You're loosing five IQ points every second"
3:48 "That's because I watch so much ASMR, and I'm trying to save you from the same fate!"
3:54 "So pay attention to me"
4:06 "It's not public urination, don't lie" (istg if that gets this comment deleted)
4:13 "Don't lie- don't defame my character"
4:16 "I would never do that"
4:18 _more clapping_
4:38 "You're gonna get ADHD from this"
4:47 "It's gonna get worse"
6:10 "Convicted but uh, but uh"
6:13 "Convicted but never, uh, found guilty"
6:18 "They never caught me"
6:41 *dangerous flash lights for eyes*
7:05 "No I wouldn't"
7:07 "He's lying to you"
7:11 "I would only do it in a room with other people in it"
8:05 "Even the insects know this is a bad man"
9:07 "Alright"
14:20 _maracas_
That should be it
How I imagine this video came to be
Patrick: "Do you wanna help me out with a video?"
Steve: "What do you want me to do?"
Patrick: "I was thinking you could just stand in the background and try to be distracting."
Steve: "Hmm. Okay. But only if I can pretend to be a mischievous pervent."
There's a warrant out for Steve's arrest in my home country. I remember seeing it on the news; he was parading around the capital building butt naked and managed to escape through a system of tunnels he dug. Crazy to see him here
0:49 😂THIS made me bust out laughing from my sleep, I thank God no one was around to hear it!
I can’t let the gang know I vibe with Steve
THIS GUY COMES BACK!
When it transitioned to Steve doing triggers in the distance, it was amazing 10/10 peripherals Patrick, you’ve done it again my friend.
Everyone here, you are the crème de la crème of asmr watchers, because this is the crème de la crème of asmr making. Thanks Pat and all of you for making this objectively weird video a real thing we can enjoy the hell out of secretly in our rooms.
Patrick is very good at asmr, but he's also got a sense of humor, its very refreshing
Also love how authentic his videos are!
@Randomdude34 that's what makes his vidros so calming!!! Doesn't feel like a robot trying to put me to sleep lol
Imagine you walk past someones house and this is what you see
4:41 i internally said to myself, "i already have ADHD" and i burst out laughing once i heard pat read my mind
pat smile it's so comforting and this video brought me joy in a weird level, i loved it
steve is just trying to reach us about our car’s extended warranty
ts is hilarious wtf 😭😭
honestly the way you say “relax” is such a good trigger hope you use it in more than the steve videos lmao
This is actually so effective for me, new favorite video.
Steve tried to ambush the video and instead added to the experience.
"i can't touch you you're in a different country..."
i dont like asmr, but this video caught my attention. I love it
this so aesthetic thank you pat
Pat: “im the main character”
Steve: “no hes not”
😂😂😂😂
This is actually so interesting bc a big trigger for me is when i have to follow stuff on the screen, like in those cranial nerve exams videos. So thank u for providing that, Steve
Every time Pat laughs or smiles, an angel gains its wings, you just can't help but smile with him
I got them tingles and giggles, what a genius video
Same here, 😊😂❤
I’ve never been hysterically laughing and so relaxed at the same time😂
Steve has been trying to reach me about my car’s extended warranty.
This is so good and fun 😊 Seeing you and Steve laugh and goofing around was really wholesome, it's like a trigger in itself. Loved the sounds you made and all the ambient sounds as well 😊
We now have a Steven Universe on this channel
I love the way how he giggles here and there it makes its ten times more enjoable
2:33 Bro that’s Steve not Drake 💀
Laughter and tingles?? This is the best ASMR video I’ve ever watched 😂
This got me giggling and kicking my feet at work 😂 y’all are so goofy
“This is brain rot” 😂😂😂 this is great
thank you patrick for risking your safety to show how dangerous steve is
My most favourite asmr video EVER
I love how you can make something so random so relaxing yet also funny lmao
i’m so glad i found this guy he’s amazing
How am I supposed to sleep if I'm laughing the entire time Dammit!