Paying Tribute to Mr. Trump's old tweets
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- We paid tribute to some of Mr. Trump's old tweets on the latest episode of Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker. Join us every Thursday for fun, laughs and MORE. officialofficeh...
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"They say" - Trump about things nobody ever said.
"Nobody knew" - Trump about things nearly everybody knows about.
“Sir” stories are my favorites. No matter if you’re a low level White House aide or a world leader and head of state of immense power, they all breathlessly defer to Trump as “Sir” or even “Mr. Trump, Sir” over bullshit like $200 drug gift cards for seniors.
@@Airplane299 And the variant "Who knew?" for things everyone knew except him.
@@peterp2153 Yeah, the minute he starts spewing about people referring to him as Sir you know he's completely making it up.
@@Airplane299 "Nobody knew health care could be so complicated."
My favorite:
"Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again - just watch. He can do much better!"
The fact that somehow Donald Trump thought he was the right messenger for that thought is the most hilarious thing in the world to me.
"Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider."
--Donald Trump, 45th POTUS
'Be Smart Robert.'
Omg you weren't kidding. Wtf lmao
He's just a fat, sassy, fay boy who loves the hot goss'!! Nothing wrong with that at all, but the right wing really needs to stop trying to portray this very effeminate man as "masculine"!
"Wom, wom, wom. Bing! That's the end of _that_ windmill."
-Donald John Trump, 45th President of the United States of America
From the same man who claims they rake forest floors in Finland to prevent fires, allegedly asked if it would be possible to send nukes to stop hurricanes, and suggested scientists to look into making ultra-violet light penetrate the body to get rid of covid.
@@nicolasandre9886 Don't forget when he, for all intents and purposes, was floating around the idea - the 45th President of the United States of America - that we should all DRINK FUCKING *BLEACH* in order to kill COVID-19, because the goddamned label on Clorox Disinfectant Wipes' tubs say that it "kills Coronavirus."
As if that somehow correlates to "HUMANS SHOULD THEREFORE EAT FUCKING CLOROX DISINFECTANT WIPES"!!! As if there's just one coronavirus and that's the name of the disease we're currently dealing with, as opposed to Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2 or SARS-CoV-2 for short, which causes Coronavirus Disease 2019 or CoViD-19.
Ironically, back in 2003, the world had to deal with a pandemic outbreak of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus, which was then called "SARS" for short, or SARS-CoV, now SARS-CoV-1, and which also initially broke out in China. Crazy enough, in a location like 100 miles or less from Wuhan. And by the time 2004 rolled around, the SARS pandemic was completely pacified and the world went back to normal. So much so that nobody who wasn't alive or old enough to have cognizant memories of that year even knows about it. Hell, most of us who lived through that don't even remember it. Because the world had competent leadership and the PotUSoA was not a desperate, self-serving narcissist who had the audacity to fucking *POLITICIZE* a pandemic in an attempt to boost himself up before the election and tear his percieved rivals down. That's why he's doing this bullshit. Spreading dangerous misinformed and trying to get the pandemic to be a serious problem so that he could frame himself as America's great protector and win the election, at which point he'd finally accept it as real and stop holding up the process. But then plan b for if he loses the election is to keep the bullshit and the conspiracy up, 1.) so that a ton of people think his percieved rivals are evil illuminatis trying to trick them with a fake pandemic; and 2.) so that the pandemic will get even more out of control and he can pin the blame for all the deaths and all the fallout on whomever beat him after they take over.
Fucking insane. You know the dumb cunt is going to be the very first PotUSoA in American history to not attend his successor's inauguration? He's also making a point of leaving The White House & Washington, D.C. for Club Mar-A-Lago, Florida early in the morning on 20 January, 2021 - specifically so that he will be able to leave Washington, D.C. as President still and so that he doesn't have to ask then-President Biden for permission to use Air Force One or Marine One for a ride home! Shit is scarcely believable...I really just wish Bitch McConnell wasn't running the US Senate though. Because otherwise the impeachment trial would have gotten underway already and Donald J. Trump would have become the very first sitting US President in America's entire 244-year history to ever be fully impeached by Congress & the SCotUSoA and ejected from office and potentially thrown in jail and later prison...sadly, he WILL become the very first PotUSoA to ever be fully impeached, but he will no longer be in office by the time it happens. Still...that alone is a nice victory in and of itself. ^-^
45th president of the united schets of murica
@@mixinmasta Aw *fuck.* The Presidential Dentures slipped out again!
I died on this comment. The fact that you italicized "that" is just perfect. Like he was referring to a specific windmill somewhere that really pissed him off.
I stood in front of a windmill once. It was sad. So many bald and golden eagles flying right into it. And then, it exploded, and the horrible bing sound from the explosion gave me cancer. It was *not good.*
Also it was ugly.
🤣 okay, I finally stopped hyperventilating over the horrible ‘bing’ sound
My theory about why he hates windmills so much is that they always ruin his shot in miniature golf.
Personally I fully support Donald Trump's position on this, but ofc I'm Don Quixote de la Mancha.
“Bald Eagle...is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly…[he] is too lazy to fish for himself."
-Benjamin Franklin
This comment killed me
"bwom bwom bwom. bing."
- Dear Leader Trump, 2019
I'm ded
‘reeeaaar reeeaaar reeeaaar’
BYE BYE
"I'm going to riot and overthrow America for this man." - some people, apparently
You had me in bing not gonna lie
Don Quixote attacking windmills
Don Quitxote is a tragic, but still likeable character. Don is just a mess that needs to get put in jail.
@@Szeptun No, no, no, Jeb is a mess.
@@wpl955g9 Jeb is losing and he is losing hard.
i love how trumps way of dealing with windmills is exactly the same as a "mean girl". hes just spreading gossip like a teenager
He is a mean girl, you're spot on. He never fires anyone face to face unless it's for a tv show, he gets underlings to do it because he's scared apparently. He never insults people face to face, only at his rallies or on Twitter, and the insults are always mean girl insults like 'shame about your ratings' or 'I heard your dad is a loser'.
It is a sign of how desperate his supporters are to be on the winning side that they accepted him as their 'macho' saviour, because he's the least macho man ever. I will never get over the fact that he *pretended to be his own pa* in order to spread rumours that he 'couldn't date Madonna' because he was 'too busy'. I'm sure John Wayne did something similar back in the 50s /s
"Steve Jobs is a loser for dying! NOT GOOD!!!" ~ President Trump (probably)
I Like business tycoons that didn't die, ok
How can you die at at time like this? Gimme a break.
His wife didn't have the dignity to remain a lonely widow for the rest of her life. That bitch!
Is it too much to ask for my widow to be a dowager?
I can’t believe he was real..... 👀😆. It all felt like a fever dream
This
Like a fever blister dream😂
Used to read Forbes magazine
It's just a simulation, we watched too much porn and now we've got a virus.
Life is really funny sometimes. Never thought the guy from The Apprentice would get the “Ya fired!” catchphrase thrown right back at him.
Thank you Vic for being part of an expert, exclusive personal team of content creators who dragged me thru these last 4 years ♡
I've only just (last month or so) come across his videos. Honestly, the horn gets me every time. And watching them high is another thing entirely
@@lovingfro
*I*
*c a n ‘ t*
*b r e a t h e !*
*This man will go down in history.*
As will Trump, because of this man’s videos.
Future students will be shocked to realize Trump wasn't just a Vic Berger creation
@@RafaelR-F it’s a joke
"I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th."
You can't make this shit up.
It's always about him
@@FaustoTheBoozehound I saw someone saying he wasn’t a narcissist and it killed me. He’s literally textbook
@@elijahgavin6706 My favourite video is when some interviewer asks him if he thinks he's 'lacking humility', and he goes off on one, saying 'I'm the most humble man in the world, no-one is more humble than me', etc..
....Also, all those moments where he misread something from the autocue but just pretended he meant to do it. "We look to the furniture...and the future'.
If he wasn't such a terrible human being in every way he'd be one of the funniest people on earth.
That tweet read like someone who wanted a "sorry for your loss" card but only had a happy birthday card...and then used it anyway
i've heard him called "quixotic" before but i never realized that meant he's literally Don Quixote
LOL!!!!!!!!
Sancho Pence does have a ring to it 🤔
what did you think it meant?
This really makes me proud to be Scottish that we triggered Trump so much
Don't let him back into your country. Turn his golf course into something useful, like a park.
@@denzelelysium a public golf course and park. Nice👍
@@Mannydamon Make it a public disc golf park!
@@denzelelysium One of his planned golf courses was actually an environmental hazard, and threatened to destroy sand dunes. Trump managed to get the approval of the Scottish govt. on the grounds of bringing in jobs and tourism, and actually spent millions trying to build the course. In typical Trump fashion, he bungled it by trying to forcibly evict some of the locals, and after becoming infamous for the birther conspiracy the Scottish govt. rescinded permission. He's been pissed at them ever since, and just recently our First Minister said that he definitely would not be allowed to return to Scotland (ostensibly due to Covid). Needless to say he's not well liked here at all, and his supposed love of Scotland is far from mutual. I'm sorry the US may be stuck with him.
I mean, it's really not that difficult. He's the biggest snowflake on Earth.
"I've never seen a skinny person drink Diet Coke" is legit pop art
The way he drinks them is genuinely so bizarre as well.
I saw a Matt Frei lecture who interviewed him several times before 2016 and he apparently asks for four at a time then ARRANGES THEM BY THE EXPIRY AND DRINKS THEM IN THAT ORDER
@@Jazzfunkmaster no fucking way does he do this im fucking crying
He just doesn't like clean energy in any form
He likes clean coal, but I suspect such a thing only exists in the parallel universe where Trump won the election.
Whatchu talkin bout?? Clean, beautiful COAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure he'd like Fusion everybody likes fusion right?
"I never understood wind. You know I know windmills very much. They're noisy. They kill the birds. You want to see a bird graveyard? Go under a windmill someday. You'll see more birds than you've ever seen in your life."
“No one knows more about windmills than me.”
dude knows his shit, what can you say!
I don't see the problem with his windmill comments.
@@ericstaples7220 They're all false and there are definitely way more people that know more about windmills than Trump, such as the average elementary schooler.
@@74ryanwolf They're not false. You guys took a joke he said about windmills literally. It's not an accident either, you're just being immature. That's all.
I give this 5 bags of popcorn and one angry orange man
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿☝️🍊👌
I love Trump's gun sound effects: "BING!"
Thanks to Vic Berger, Trump's "BYE-BYE!" will forever be burned into my brain. Thank you, king.
-4 more days and BING he's out of the WH.-
-3 more days and BING he's out of the WH.-
-2 more days and BING he's out of the WH.-
-1 more day and BING he's out of the WH.-
*BING* He's out. 🥳
He'll just go away like things go away. When the weather gets warm he'll just disappear.
And now we are heading in to the Fourth Reich! Biden getting rid of any chance to advance America. Already selling us out to the Chinese and Middle East. What a bright future with old commie Joe! Higher taxes and getting rid of American jobs! Democrats are destroying America faster then usual this time. Way to go leftist! You'll regret this horrible decision once you move out of your parents basement.
@@brocksamson8579 Biden is not a leftie. :) 'Muricans don't even know what lefties are since all they've got are centrists, right wingers and radical right wingers. But please do keep on whining, it entertains me.
@@50-50_Grind yikes! You're about as intelligent as the left gets. Most likely a child pretending to understand politics. I'm sure you have some serious insight on how the world works from what you learn on facebook. You're a follower. No real thought of your own. That's why you hate "bad orange man". Because someone told you to. You have no idea why you hate, it's just because you drank the kool-aid. Silly little sheep...
@@brocksamson8579 I think most normal people didint like orange man because of orange man,not because somebody told them to hate him. And as far as political leanings,from a European perspective, 50-50 is right,Americans left is Europeans centre and so forth, minus all the religious quackery.
He's such a mess.
A big fat MESS
-Beb Jush
Hey Peter, I didn't know you liked Vic too!
Kindest of Regards (of Regards)
- a random bigclivedotcom viewer
@@Peter_S_ Do they murder any synthesizers on that channel?
The biggest mess you've ever seen. The greatest mess. A lot of people are saying it.
Vic Berger: a political artist who works primarily in the medium of sh*tposting.
@@daggers101 yes but shitposting can be satirical.
Yeah, vic is a spew person man
“Standing in front of windmills is sad” ... for once, where’s the lie?
I stood in front of a windmill once. Saddest shit I ever did.
Every once in a while it soothes the soul to stand in front of a majestic windmill and cry your eyes out at the futility of human existence.
More like tilting at windmills in trumpty dumpty’s case. Him and all the fascists.
@@marmadukescarlet7791
Let’s hope so.
🤞🗽
He has never stood in front of one. at best he leaned near one
Windmills are the source of all power in Heaven. Windmills are one of God's powers.
Said Hank Hill in an alternate universe ("I'm not gay, I sell windmills!")
Funny enough.
trumps hatred towards wind turbine is something related to his one of his Golf course view got blocked by series of wind mills.....
He wanted to take them down with his money but he cant do it.... hence.... he resented wind mills.
Thats how petty and low this guy is.
The part of this video where the number of windmills increase in frame after every "fact" Vic reads, is subtle and hilarious
Person: What search engine do you use?
Me: 1:32
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
Then you never saw me.
Good stolen joke
@@Bee-zw9je thank you, i stole it from trump's tweet so in a way you're part of the joke now - congrats!
@@matty6878 oh shit
Glad we can laugh about this instead of being filled with fear that we have four more years of it
I hope he comes back 2024 it was fun
can‘t believe the Windmills won in the end
ThEy SaY tHe NoiSe CaUsEs CaNcEr 😵😵
"Wryeew wryeew wryeeW"
Fun fact:it actually can
@@nevergiveup9321 Even Chuck Grassley isn't dumb enough to get behind that one.
@@twonumber22 u get ur news from cnn...German researchers have proved otherwise but continue on believing the lies u r fed
@@nevergiveup9321 lmfao
What's your Twitter? I want to see the dumb sh*t you post on there.
Donald Trump in Scotland: Get those windmills out of view from my golf course!
Also Donald Trump in Scotland: Bulldozes incredibly important and scenic sand dunes for literally no reason.
👌🏼bye bye 👌🏼
Love you, Vic!!
They should make Windmills invisible like the F35. How do you fight with an enemy you can’t see?
By the way they are NOT Wind Mills. Those are used on farms to grind grain. Wind TURBINES generate electricity.
My theory about why he hates windmills so much is that they always ruin his shot in miniature golf.
He was asking for Steve's Job back. Steve was a really good guy in the r&d department.
After 4 years Big Tech finally said BASTA!!!!!
Bye bye 👋🏻 😐 HOOPLLAHHHH
I like how this video is at the end of a playlist called "classic creepypasta", lol
Have you ever noticed it's always windy near windmills? That's why I think we should get rid of them.
It's scary that more than 74 million people took that joke seriously.
I feel like Donald trump is part of the Tim and Eric show lol
"What a psycho."
All that needs to be said, really.
The windmill said to me, “Sir,
the way you put things together, you must be of the Staple Genus”
That intro though. 😂😂👌👌
Vic whether it be at Super Deluxe or here, helped me get through so many dark moments during this nightmare of a presidency. Thank you Vic! ♥️♥️♥️
I legit don't hear anyone even people who you'd think would find a reason to hate wind turbines, hate on turbines. This Trump guy is next level
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
🗿
When Tim is surprised you know it’s good
My favorite tweet was when Trump insisted the word "schlonged" was a word that was often used in politics.
🍆🍆🤣omg I missed that one...I've been living on covfefe for too long🤣
@@monakw Trump said Hillary got schlonged by Obama in the 2008 debates and then said it only meant "beaten badly".
@@Don-md6wn
Around the face🤭😳🥴
@@monakw With his penis? 😕
Lmao planes kill far more birds than windmills but he had no problem flying around to play golf. 😂😂😂
Vic you are an absolute legend for helping me get through these past 4 years. I hope you can keep your political editing skills up to par for 2024 cause we are gonna need you.
Wow, so funny. Modern comedy is so great. I love hearing the correct opinions. 👍
When trump is gone it’s gonna feel like when everybody goes home after the parties over
That's what I thought when he got booted off Twitter. But it turns out the thought of him stewing in his KFC-pit without his 'beautiful Twitter account', unable to bully, smear, lie his way out of his latest fuck-up...the thought of him getting more and more miserable, perhaps briefly contemplating ending it all but swallowing those feelings immediately because daddy told him only losers kill themselves and besides, maybe Joe Biden will just give him the presidency back if he publicly smears Hunter with some made up stuff about pedophilia, and then momentarily getting excited at the prospect of some good old smearing on his beautiful Twitter account...and then falling back into depression as he remembers he's not got a Twitter account...
Turn out the mere thought of that is even more entertaining than reading Trump's latest insane tweets. So I think the satisfaction of knowing how unhappy he is will put a smile on my face for at least the next decade.
Yeah, because the place is trashed and all the sober people have to clean it up.
Yes, Apple should definitely bring back Steve Jobs from the dead.
Thank you, Vic!
Can we please get some edits on Joe Biden’s gaffs! There’s a lot of great material there!
Trumper can't spell gaffes, big shock.
I really needed this.
He isn’t wrong in that wind turbines kill birds, but comparatively, fossil fuel power-plants kill way more per energy created.
As a Dutch man......
How dare he.
Vic, I'm SORRY I'm late, but you are still the GOAT! Keep it coming, doc. Real Americans love you. And I love you.
Wasn't going to watching this one ... glad I did. Laughed.
modern day Donald Quixote attacking the windmills
As a Windmill Cancer Survivor, I support Vic Berger!
I would watch an hour of this
Wasn't expecting most of it to be about windmills, but still good
Officer Hours is the best PodCast on the net.
Has a nice, solid, chunk.
Hard to believe this guy was president for 4 years.
Funniest prez of all time. Of all time!
Trump classic "they say..."
Vic Berger has soo much material to do endless of trump videos, I wish he could do 1 per day, with the classical horn and Melania's "hello"
*How am I supposed to get my comic relief with Trump not having a twitter account anymore? The next 4 years are going to be rather dull.*
Bring back steve jobs lmao
Vic, can you make some edits on those paranormal investigator videos?
Is that Trump or Michael Winslow? Because his vocal sound effects are spot on.
Why do I feel like he/the media was trolling us all along, except the effects were real. Like they (him, the media, and his supporters) were making a joke out of everything...
The best president you ever had.
Now 4 years of Biden but hes a different kind of funny.
I used to live right next to windmills - they dont make any noise!
I wonder what vics going to do for inspiration now.
I need the original version of the cover picture soooo much!!! My windows is begging me to set this as a wallpaper
Every time I hear Vic's Trump music it makes me chuckle.
Nice 👍🏼
We need more of these!
To Trump's credit at least back in 2013 he didn't think Jobs' name was Steve Apple.
Tim is a legend
That's so funny the Documentary was so Tim and Eric, now I see why!
trump being president was like a real life south park episode
Yes
That manbun is tragic.
I'm going to miss these. Sad.
I heard an air horn after every windmill.
Thank you always Mr Berger ❣️💫
Our man Vic at it again
Donald Quixote doesn't like windmills Lol
Can you pretty please Berger-ize an episode of the new Name That Tune? It’s begging for it
I looked up the Bird thing, 140k die a year but bird deaths from collisions with power lines in the US numbered 12 to 64 million. Not one tweet about that
Cats kill an estimated 1.3 billion to 4 billion birds every year in the U.S. The cat who lives next door to me probably kills a couple of birds a week.
Cats kill an estimated 1.3 billion to 4 billion birds every year in the U.S. The cat who lives next door to me probably kills a couple of birds a week.