Holding A Giant Tarantula

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2020
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  • @jay-sq9fh
    @jay-sq9fh 3 года назад +1995

    "Remember what I said when she goes to your face I would help? ...sorry"

    • @jermanefields6470
      @jermanefields6470 3 года назад +6

      😂🤣😂

    • @ollieborg172
      @ollieborg172 3 года назад +6

      ‘Remember what I said before hand, where if she went towards your face I would help..? Sorry.’*

    • @roseapple7643
      @roseapple7643 3 года назад +3

      MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THIS VIDEO

  • @caycebrooke5754
    @caycebrooke5754 3 года назад +6312

    Brandon’s sister- “She just doesn’t care if she like falls off the edge.”
    Brandon- “Let her.” *quiet voice*

    • @madelinelangford1169
      @madelinelangford1169 3 года назад +15

      Yessssss, this is now one of my favorite videosss! He is so entertaining and this video made my day! Happy Holidays!

    • @sp1nks723
      @sp1nks723 3 года назад +3

      We saw the video

    • @daze.png_
      @daze.png_ 3 года назад +2

      XD

    • @lexipierce707
      @lexipierce707 3 года назад +1

      @@madelinelangford1169 happy holidays

    • @n0m3ss
      @n0m3ss 3 года назад +9

      @@sp1nks723 they know they were just saying that’s the part they like

  • @kennavlogs842
    @kennavlogs842 2 года назад +359

    Brandon : "Oh she’s actually really pretty..”
    Tarantula: *moves a leg*
    Brandon : " *AH KILL IT* "

  • @brittanyjokela3069
    @brittanyjokela3069 2 года назад +585

    I feel you, Brandon. I'm TERRIFIED of spiders. And I HIGHLY doubt they're more scared of me than I am of them. Just watching this was so so hard for me. Even though I know it was just a spider on a screen....it's the way they move menacingly. Its the way they...exist. Just ughhhh. That was enough facing my fear for one day. I'm still afraid of my fear.

    • @napstablook2281
      @napstablook2281 2 года назад +7

      I'm not afraid of them but my mother has one of the worst cases of arachnophobia so I know how you may think due to Mother. I don't like them on me, but I'm not exactly afraid, do you get what I'm trying to say? As much as I would like to have one as a pet, I will not. I do however wish you the best of luck with your fear. Ain't no reason to be ashamed of it.

    • @caleighknight6125
      @caleighknight6125 2 года назад +2

      I get that they do move menacingly and have a scary exterior. I'm scared of them but I'm not to this point terrified.

    • @SpiderLove70
      @SpiderLove70 Год назад +3

      So you are like my friends who won't come in ny house since I stared being a tarantula keeper..I have over 40..they have their own room, but now are taking overly dining room too..I didn't close lid good other day and one escaped, but I found it under rug by door. My dog was laying next to it . Solid I found her.

    • @acidthedragon
      @acidthedragon Год назад +3

      I can't like this comment enough!! Spiders are the worst thing to ever cross the earth!!

    • @minehermit
      @minehermit Год назад +3

      I have a really big fear of spiders too. I hate being afraid of animals though and most don't actually want to hurt you.
      I have spent the last few years forcing myself to watch care videos for tarantulas and other spiders and it has really helped me. I can now deal with spiders in my house way better and I actually used a cup to remove a giant wolf spider all by myself.

  • @_pop_rocks_
    @_pop_rocks_ 3 года назад +3893

    “Oh she’s actually really pretty..”
    Tarantula: * moves 0.1 millimeters closer *
    Brandon: *AHKILLIT*

  • @beobiee3976
    @beobiee3976 3 года назад +5499

    Big spider: just chilling looking around
    Brandon: has a literal *seizure*

    • @RachelBonitz
      @RachelBonitz 3 года назад +113

      Imagine what the spider is thinking. 🤣 "Man, these humans are not okay, boy I tell you what."

    • @quantinia6514
      @quantinia6514 3 года назад +12

      Its TARANTULA

    • @Katy-kj2qu
      @Katy-kj2qu 3 года назад +12

      OMG UR PROFILE PIC IS TO DIE FOR UwU ILL BE ERI-CHAN (actually bought eri cosplay,)

    • @kurapikaswife6579
      @kurapikaswife6579 3 года назад +4

      Me this entire time-

    • @michelle-rj3rv
      @michelle-rj3rv 3 года назад +6

      AGH KIRI LOOKS SO CUTE IN YOUR PFP OMG 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • @Sam-qc3zw
    @Sam-qc3zw 2 года назад +160

    Brandon: "oh were both gingers-
    Brandon: *horrified/discussed face*
    Brandon: "cute"

  • @harpers5248
    @harpers5248 3 года назад +210

    Morgan: *lets her go* imma go get her, dont worry.
    Brandon when the door closes: AHHWOHIUEHRIOEWQERQLO
    0:34

    • @T1G3R009
      @T1G3R009 2 года назад +7

      lol I laughed so hard when the door startled the spider, it ran forward And he flipped out while watching it 😂

    • @caleighknight6125
      @caleighknight6125 2 года назад +1

      And of course the spider decides to have a race when that happens

  • @mackenzieconklan1411
    @mackenzieconklan1411 3 года назад +1328

    “She’s more afraid of you that you are of her.”
    “You should see my pants”🤣🤣🤣

    • @tiizsn
      @tiizsn 3 года назад +1

      that’s what my grandma says 😭

    • @lorrainemoore9013
      @lorrainemoore9013 3 года назад +1

      Ummmmm I don’t want to see your pants😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dez_ku
      @dez_ku 3 года назад

      I wanna like but I dont wanna ruin the 666 likes

    • @colleenr7268
      @colleenr7268 3 года назад

      I lost it at that comment! Good thing it was the end cuz I scared my cat with my laughter!

  • @jayla...
    @jayla... 3 года назад +2031

    "what's her scientific name again"
    "brachypelma smithi"
    "that's what i'm gonna name my heart murmur"

    • @xxblitzer-gachaxx9512
      @xxblitzer-gachaxx9512 3 года назад +4

      Lol it played just as I read it

    • @phoebe.gracie
      @phoebe.gracie 3 года назад +2

      @@xxblitzer-gachaxx9512 Same, all the quotes I read while it played. Lol, Happy Holidays!

    • @Samantha-wg9qu
      @Samantha-wg9qu 3 года назад +6

      Or her non scientific name would be a Red Knee Tarantula 😄 I would know I have 3 of them ❤️

    • @Model_BT-7274
      @Model_BT-7274 2 года назад +2

      @@Samantha-wg9qu they are actually really pretty. I love them.

    • @Samantha-wg9qu
      @Samantha-wg9qu 2 года назад +1

      @@Model_BT-7274 same, I’ve had 3 of them

  • @Drewshew
    @Drewshew Год назад +142

    Brandon's physical comedy is GOLDEN 🤣 Also, I'm surprised she didn't kick any urticating hairs, especially at Brandon. Apparently Brachypelma Smithi and Brachypelma Hamorii are notorious hair kickers. Beautiful species! 🕷️

    • @morphayangze2737
      @morphayangze2737 7 месяцев назад +2

      I thought a majority of tarantulas do that in exchange for the usual web weavers like spiders.

  • @hopeeng8645
    @hopeeng8645 2 года назад +154

    BRANDON: "oh she's actually really pretty"
    ALSO BRANDON: "AHH KILL IT"

  • @jadyn3605
    @jadyn3605 3 года назад +2943

    “We’re just talking as if she’s not roaming around RANDOMLY IN A PRIUS!”

    • @thorodinson5201
      @thorodinson5201 3 года назад +3

      I’m the second comment

    • @jjohn3380
      @jjohn3380 Год назад +2

      Omg

    • @not_sue10
      @not_sue10 Год назад +4

      ' How do you have so many like only two comments? Imma change that

    • @jadyn3605
      @jadyn3605 Год назад +2

      @@not_sue10 hahaha appreciate it. That’s my fav part on the whole vid 😂

    • @thelongestcomment2001
      @thelongestcomment2001 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @corispence4329
    @corispence4329 3 года назад +2894

    Spider: puts two legs on Brandon’s hands* Brandon: passes out*

  • @nancytuggle9328
    @nancytuggle9328 3 года назад +47

    Brandon: “She’s actually really pretty”
    Him 2 seconds later: *KILL IT*

  • @Sage1320r
    @Sage1320r 2 года назад +46

    0:30 I diDnt KnOw sHE moVeD

    • @Sage1320r
      @Sage1320r 2 года назад +1

      HE HEARTED MY COMMENT REEE

  • @supernaturalwinchester7708
    @supernaturalwinchester7708 3 года назад +2406

    Doctor: Whats your stress level?
    Me: Brandon Farris

    • @itskeegan4044
      @itskeegan4044 3 года назад +8

      Lol!

    • @lexwexio3654
      @lexwexio3654 3 года назад +15

      I said that to my doctor before when the doctor asked- she just stared at me

    • @emberstevens5365
      @emberstevens5365 3 года назад +5

      best answer I have ever heard, im totally saying that to my doc

    • @leighansmall9437
      @leighansmall9437 3 года назад +3

      @@lexwexio3654 mine to😂

    • @addymaddy8863
      @addymaddy8863 3 года назад +4

      Doc umm what

  • @emilysteele4508
    @emilysteele4508 3 года назад +4476

    Knowing how much he has thrown spiders - who trusted him with this spider. (She is so well behaved too)

    • @jonesyplays3926
      @jonesyplays3926 3 года назад +33

      Honestly befpr watching thought it was going out the window 😂😂😂

    • @tristazerbe8119
      @tristazerbe8119 3 года назад +70

      It’s his sisters pet lol I’m sure that’s why she was in the car to keep him from yeeting the poor thing lol

    • @Max_e01
      @Max_e01 3 года назад +34

      @@tristazerbe8119 So true. Im pretty sure he would have yeeted the poor thing to Narnia

    • @tristazerbe8119
      @tristazerbe8119 3 года назад +3

      @@Max_e01 yep 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lnfernhoe
      @lnfernhoe 3 года назад +23

      Hoenstly for a second thought you were talking about his sister 🤣 was concerned about why we were talking about a grown woman being well behaved

  • @kirstennicloe6782
    @kirstennicloe6782 3 года назад +37

    "you should see my underwear"
    - Brandon, 2020

  • @wilbursoot4758
    @wilbursoot4758 3 года назад +26

    3:26 omg I'm crying

  • @notmeimurmom
    @notmeimurmom 3 года назад +4501

    I have never laughed so much at someone else’s fear

    • @suzykilgore4811
      @suzykilgore4811 3 года назад +15

      Ikr same

    • @rhysedavis
      @rhysedavis 3 года назад +26

      LMDAO IKR.. this was too funny and I am scared of them too..

    • @clairejk-anduhyuujitooig9795
      @clairejk-anduhyuujitooig9795 3 года назад +14

      It’s funny to think I have the same fear when I freaked out about killing a spider that’s a centimeter long half an hour ago

    • @kyliev.3198
      @kyliev.3198 3 года назад +4

      Neither have I, but I think that's the reason we have all subscribed lol

    • @iisilkrose09
      @iisilkrose09 3 года назад +2

      IKR seame

  • @angelthamm2288
    @angelthamm2288 3 года назад +7027

    I can imagine them being out in public and someone says “Aw look their such a cute couple” and Brandon’s like “hahah that’s my sister”

    • @kaylachampion5399
      @kaylachampion5399 3 года назад +71

      Right 🤣

    • @artofjessirenee2617
      @artofjessirenee2617 3 года назад +122

      That happens to me and my brother a lot

    • @baller9real
      @baller9real 3 года назад +130

      Something similar happened to my niece and I. We were at the Dollar Tree, and we were bickering back and forth, and the cashier asked my niece if I was her younger brother, and my niece replied, no, she's my older aunt! The lady was so embarrassed! Haha lol. I get mistaken for a dude all the time! I'm used to it.

    • @lover_boy8630
      @lover_boy8630 3 года назад +18

      @@baller9real rip i feel your pain

    • @jinxyjeans
      @jinxyjeans 3 года назад +9

      Wheeeze

  • @snowman-man6096
    @snowman-man6096 2 года назад +14

    3:30 "I told you, she's more afraid of you than you are of her." Brandon: "You should see my under wear." LOL

  • @faefiercevulpine6990
    @faefiercevulpine6990 5 месяцев назад +20

    That is literally the calmest tarantula I’ve ever seen, she’s so cute! 😍 the guy’s reactions were hysterical 😂

  • @your_moms_house110
    @your_moms_house110 3 года назад +1338

    "She just doesn't care like if she falls off the edge..."
    Brandon: *Let her*

  • @alexedits9097
    @alexedits9097 3 года назад +1541

    3:10
    **spider gets in his hand**
    "oh my god- my ears are ringing"
    **passes out**

    • @carinasullivan2705
      @carinasullivan2705 2 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @roulettegaming753
      @roulettegaming753 2 года назад +32

      *spider crawls up into ear*
      *wakes up*
      *screams* *passes out again*

    • @knightgames1442
      @knightgames1442 2 года назад +8

      -windows shut down noise-

    • @wow6969
      @wow6969 2 года назад +10

      @@knightgames1442 **windows error noise**

    • @cycy8910
      @cycy8910 2 года назад +1

      Him 💀 me 😂

  • @caprisuncat536
    @caprisuncat536 2 года назад +21

    1:53
    Brandon you have the face of fear

  • @tina-ew5ry
    @tina-ew5ry 2 года назад +18

    1:46 the internet says that The myth that "there are tarantulas that can jump 3-4 feet" (1 meter) seems to be limited to the American southwest. . ... Tarantulas can lunge 3-4 centimeters when capturing prey, but most of their movements are slow. so yeahhh..

  • @aesthetichoneydropbxsh95
    @aesthetichoneydropbxsh95 3 года назад +3327

    I've rewatched this 50 million times.
    My fav part is: "Ooh shes so pretty!"
    "AHHH KILL IT""Heh I didnt mean that-"

  • @ratsbones257
    @ratsbones257 3 года назад +509

    KILL IT"
    *3 seconds later* i didnt mean it"
    *1 minute later* "you could kill it first i dont care"

  • @Scream_Fan17
    @Scream_Fan17 Год назад +32

    Brandon: "Oh shes actually really pretty."
    Morgan: *moves it closer*
    Brandon: "AHH KILL IT!!"

  • @menendezguardian9821
    @menendezguardian9821 2 года назад +23

    Brandon: “Oh she’s actually really pretty.”
    Brandon’s sister: “Mhm.”
    Brandon’s sister: * brings spider closer *
    Brandon: *K I L L I T*

  • @cheese9204
    @cheese9204 3 года назад +435

    Brandon's sister: owns a spider like a badass.
    Brandon: owns a picture of his friend, and interacts with it like she was actually there.

    • @thefatsuccubus
      @thefatsuccubus 3 года назад +3

      The juxtaposition is delightful, honestly. 😂

    • @oat7156
      @oat7156 3 года назад +34

      best part: he doesn't even know who kelly is

    • @X.outofhermind.X
      @X.outofhermind.X 3 года назад +18

      @@oat7156 he totally knows who she is. He has talked to her a few times. But they aren’t really friends.

    • @xxxxxdark_wolfxxxxx571
      @xxxxxdark_wolfxxxxx571 3 года назад +3

      I want a spidder like hers so badly but my dad says nooooo...
      Actually I think it’s best I light wouldn’t go in the bathroom for 4 hours after seeing a spider the size of my pinkie nail 😐

    • @cheese9204
      @cheese9204 3 года назад +2

      @@X.outofhermind.X He?

  • @LindaMcQu
    @LindaMcQu 3 года назад +762

    Morgan: Just touch the butt.
    My brain: (the little octopus in Finding Nemo, "I'm gonna touch the butt!"

  • @leiannad373
    @leiannad373 2 года назад +17

    Spider: * crawls in his hand*
    Him: *passes out*

  • @johnwarriner3373
    @johnwarriner3373 3 года назад +11

    "I've lost my neck out of fear!" AH KILL IT!!!

  • @jdnolan81
    @jdnolan81 3 года назад +669

    Science teacher: Ok kids this is a Tarantula, would anyone like to hold it?
    Brandon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL ITTTTTTTTTTT

  • @pimpnceee
    @pimpnceee 3 года назад +518

    nobody:
    spider: *living*
    Brandon: “she looks m a d.. “

  • @Styx_sux
    @Styx_sux 2 года назад +8

    "I wore 4 pairs of underwear!"
    And probably has gone through 3 lol

  • @Rain_Bow36
    @Rain_Bow36 10 месяцев назад +5

    The MOST sibling thing of this is the fact that Morgan changed her answer to a live birth just to get under Brandon’s skin🤣🤣

  • @oliviacofano8975
    @oliviacofano8975 3 года назад +495

    For all of y’all thinking he is being dramatic, he’s not, I would have passed out. ☠️

    • @kim29817
      @kim29817 3 года назад +16

      I would have died of a hearth attack or someting...

    • @dolliestsupastar
      @dolliestsupastar 3 года назад +3

      Especially sitting in a car with a huge tarantula- oh nooo

    • @mrssmith84
      @mrssmith84 3 года назад +23

      I am NOT a dramatic person (you’ll have to take my word for it), and when I unexpectedly saw one up against the glass at a zoo I back peddled yelling No No NO!!! My husband looked at me in shock, and reminded me that I was making a scene. Haha!!! True phobia knows no bounds.

    • @debbiemann990
      @debbiemann990 3 года назад +6

      I couldnt even sit in the car with it, even in a closed box

    • @mysongs740
      @mysongs740 3 года назад +3

      My daughter would have passed out too! I know her fear is real when it comes to spiders.

  • @capp00
    @capp00 3 года назад +3337

    I had to watch this a few times because I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear what they were saying.

    • @ahooman6133
      @ahooman6133 3 года назад +6

      SAME 😂

    • @celestesotelo5614
      @celestesotelo5614 3 года назад +3

      Same here 😂

    • @katcamp9757
      @katcamp9757 3 года назад +10

      His videos always make me laugh so hard, I just leave CC on. 😂

    • @j3nn3rat0r
      @j3nn3rat0r 3 года назад +3

      Well, I put captions on, but it doesn't work if you're eyes are so watery you can't see them. 😂

    • @j3nn3rat0r
      @j3nn3rat0r 3 года назад +3

      @@katcamp9757 lol u stole my comment.

  • @SpaceMothMars
    @SpaceMothMars 2 года назад +6

    “aw she’s actually kinda cute”
    1.5 seconds later
    *“AHHH KILL IT!”*

  • @lydmcf7314
    @lydmcf7314 2 года назад +5

    "Seaweed?"
    "Yeah I see it"

  • @landyncamus
    @landyncamus 3 года назад +557

    Brandon: *touches the spider*
    Also Brandon: hears brass play and ligit dies

  • @heavenrock6491
    @heavenrock6491 3 года назад +3063

    im pretty sure brandons soul left his body when she put the spider on his hand

    • @melissalewarn4557
      @melissalewarn4557 2 года назад +13

      She is cute but I agree with you Brandon's soul:👻

    • @dodgerwoods203
      @dodgerwoods203 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @milliewade5200
      @milliewade5200 2 года назад +17

      Brandon is so afraid of spiders that his soul probably did leave his body. I'm not even going to lie at this point

    • @superspeedbros2422
      @superspeedbros2422 2 года назад +5

      That would explain the ear ringing he had.

    • @myiatheloser
      @myiatheloser 2 года назад

      Fr

  • @user-dd4wj4te7g
    @user-dd4wj4te7g 3 года назад +15

    1:34
    Lol i waz so confused

  • @theyyluvvme.
    @theyyluvvme. Год назад +5

    Brandon: can she jump
    morgan: i think so
    Brandon: bye.

  • @tarahrenae8280
    @tarahrenae8280 3 года назад +409

    "Shes more scared of you than you are of her"
    "You should see my underware!" I died

  • @sirslimesey1036
    @sirslimesey1036 3 года назад +585

    “Can she jump?”
    “I think so-“
    “Bye.”

  • @tracylopez7666
    @tracylopez7666 3 года назад +7

    This will never get old! Keep the videos coming!

  • @CH-qq6cm
    @CH-qq6cm Год назад +10

    He makes me laugh so much but when she comes I laugh more way more 🤣

  • @tkdlover19
    @tkdlover19 3 года назад +494

    “You’re so pretty”
    “Thank you, but i don’t need compliments right now, I’m kind of going through it”
    I laughed so hard that I nearly “urnicated”

  • @avadeluna5407
    @avadeluna5407 3 года назад +3115

    Morgan: “she doesn’t care if she just, falls off the edge.”
    Brandon: “let her!”
    Brandon: “oh she’s actually really pretty.”
    Morgan: *brings the spider close to him*
    Brandon: “AH KILL IT!”
    Brandon: “I didn’t mean that.”

    • @sugarpapaelmo2004
      @sugarpapaelmo2004 3 года назад +65

      Morgan: oOoh, OH!
      Brandon: ᵒᵏᵃʸ, ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉᵈ ⁿᵒʷ
      Brandon: *seizures* OH JESUS!

    • @Kdshifley
      @Kdshifley 2 года назад +17

      Morgan: is the oxygen slowly disappearing in here?
      Him: I can open a window for her if she wants

    • @vuryast9530
      @vuryast9530 Год назад +9

      *intense button clicking*
      Brandon: ok just do it, release it. do it i don't wanna see it just do it
      brandon: oh my-
      brandon: you let her go
      brandon: ÆÄÊ-

    • @x.aiko.x
      @x.aiko.x Год назад +4

      Brandon: I didn't know she moved
      Morgan: I'm gonna go get her, don't worry
      *Closes door*
      Brandon: oH JEsAS
      Brandon: You couldn't be slower

    • @acidthedragon
      @acidthedragon Год назад +3

      Is that her name? I thought his sister's name was Summer, but Morgan is really cute too!

  • @brandydischinger5930
    @brandydischinger5930 Год назад +17

    1:05 lmao

  • @corvair90
    @corvair90 2 года назад +3

    I love watching the spider videos. They always have me rolling. Plus I love the space needle shirt!!!!

  • @ieatstuffies
    @ieatstuffies 3 года назад +460

    Brandon: oh my, ears are ringing (3:10)
    One second later: *literally dies*

    • @supersam6404
      @supersam6404 3 года назад +4

      How is this comment not more popular😂😂

    • @sharkzie3911
      @sharkzie3911 3 года назад +4

      Wrong time stamp do, 3:10 its better.

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 3 года назад +5

      I think he passed out from fear

    • @ieatstuffies
      @ieatstuffies 3 года назад +4

      @@sharkzie3911 you’re a real trooper for this one 🤞🏾

  • @iam72_slay3r
    @iam72_slay3r 3 года назад +442

    "Just touch the butt."
    *SMACKS LIPS*
    "no!"

  • @minimelli9454
    @minimelli9454 5 месяцев назад

    I've been watching you for years and oh my life I am so proud of you for letting her touch your hand x

  • @itsjulie2708
    @itsjulie2708 2 года назад +4

    “I haven’t breathed since we started the car” I died after he said that 🤣

  • @wishymcfishy
    @wishymcfishy 3 года назад +333

    "Shes so pretty"
    *seconds later*
    "AHhAh kill it!!"

  • @MsBrittney44
    @MsBrittney44 3 года назад +2337

    “ ah she’s actually really pretty” 5 seconds later “AH KILL IT”.
    Edit: wow thx for all the likes

    • @rikkuchan121
      @rikkuchan121 3 года назад +29

      My mom when I was born

    • @MsBrittney44
      @MsBrittney44 3 года назад +6

      @@rikkuchan121 hahahahaah

    • @jakz
      @jakz 3 года назад +4

      Copied comment

    • @MsBrittney44
      @MsBrittney44 3 года назад +3

      @@jakz hunt it’s actually not someone else mabey put it but I didn’t see it

    • @kymoraholmes7975
      @kymoraholmes7975 3 года назад +4

      @@jakz everything is copied on RUclips so deal with it

  • @seraphwolf95
    @seraphwolf95 2 года назад +5

    I used to have a Tarantula, they're actually really calming pets lol btw you two are the funniest siblings ever

  • @bradyinsley6215
    @bradyinsley6215 Год назад

    Wow i havent seen yall since church days in zanesville yall have grown so much good to see yall doin good

  • @taylabuchanan2543
    @taylabuchanan2543 3 года назад +2343

    “She just doesn’t care if she falls off the edge”
    Brandon: *quietly* let her..

    • @Mcbruce-ix1pt
      @Mcbruce-ix1pt 2 года назад +2

      @Im a dude on youtube I know a better username wanna hear it?

    • @PSX_NOOBIE
      @PSX_NOOBIE 2 года назад +1

      @@Mcbruce-ix1pt I do

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 2 года назад +2

      @Im a dude on youtube That could easily kill the spider :( Tarantula's are very fragile and also incredibly docile. There is a reason in Hollywood that you never see the actor have a spider on a precarious place or actually knock it off. Tarantula's are very heavy for a spider and their bellies are super vulnerable.
      I have mild arachnophobia too, but the spider isn't doing anything. It's not aggressive, it's more scared of you that you are of it.
      Now a brown recluse or something, then I agree. They are aggressive and extremely dangerous. It's very much a wasp vs bee situation (except tarantula's are far more docile than bees) one is an important creature whom has a positive impact on the eco system, the other is an aggressive asshat who kills other creatures and people.

    • @bongripskickflips8245
      @bongripskickflips8245 2 года назад +1

      @@vixxcelacea2778 lmao your giving false information out you have new worlds and you have old worlds most new worlds will run and flick uricating hairs at you old worlds will show a threat pose and try to attack you yes the bite is painful but it's remotely harmless but don't say all taruntlas are docile your gonna get someone bit spreading this information around.

    • @carlyrosevlogs6469
      @carlyrosevlogs6469 Год назад

      @@Mcbruce-ix1pt yes pls

  • @octaviawoodward8019
    @octaviawoodward8019 3 года назад +958

    Morgan talking to the spider “you so pretty”
    Brandon (covering his eyes) “thank you but I don’t need complements right now I’m kinda goin through it”😂😂 2:23

    • @shae8547
      @shae8547 3 года назад +3

      Hahahahaha

    • @markfoster6469
      @markfoster6469 3 года назад +2

      Him Thoigh I have won At Mine!! dont fear they will bite Then

  • @linerliner7412
    @linerliner7412 2 года назад +4

    Oh Brandon, poor Brandon. I can feel you so well. I have phobia to them as well. I would be already dead.

  • @nikitageldenhuys9352
    @nikitageldenhuys9352 Месяц назад

    3 years later... Popped up again. I smiled like an idiot at this. Made my day ao much better. ❤

  • @hotpotato622
    @hotpotato622 3 года назад +140

    "I have lost my neck out of fear"- Brandon Farris

  • @brianna6262
    @brianna6262 3 года назад +291

    “She’s more scared of you than you are of-“
    “You should see my underwear”

  • @LordofFullmetal
    @LordofFullmetal Год назад +3

    I hope she was okay with this spider potentially dying - cause like, I've seen Brandon's fear response lol. He could've killed this spider very easily, without even meaning to.

  • @spidermansso
    @spidermansso 2 года назад +2

    Reasons why Brandon is one of the best you tubers out there.
    1. He’s hilarious
    2. Good amount of energy
    3.Fears spiders
    4.Wonderful fear reaction
    ( yes it’s 4 AM don’t question me)

  • @elliotlikesmilfs908
    @elliotlikesmilfs908 3 года назад +470

    Only ogs remember the original title, "Releasing a giant tarantula in my car."

  • @laurenallen5115
    @laurenallen5115 3 года назад +173

    When Sis offered to put her on his hand an she started crawling out was anyone else wait for that poor baby to be yeeted into thw back seat 😂😂

    • @megannightblue1951
      @megannightblue1951 3 года назад +3

      Meeee

    • @makayla6891
      @makayla6891 3 года назад +9

      I was so scared he was going to throw her! So glad he didn't

    • @carabencivenga8713
      @carabencivenga8713 3 года назад +8

      I was so scared the poor thing was gonna get flung. Good for him for controlling his reflexes xD

    • @kerikirby6364
      @kerikirby6364 3 года назад +1

      Me to

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 3 года назад +2

      I thought he was going to stomp her while she roamed around

  • @ashleylambert1455
    @ashleylambert1455 2 года назад +3

    I’ve watched this so many times but I still crack up every time 😂

  • @kellyjene77
    @kellyjene77 4 месяца назад

    You two are amazing. Omg I haven't laughed so hard in years. Not to mention I was joining in on the screeching and hiding. Yep. Nope. You touched the spider, I would run away and never be heard from again. 😂😂

  • @mai-lh9ne
    @mai-lh9ne 3 года назад +155

    Brandon: "I know the art of taekwon-dooont touch meeeee"
    Me: *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*

  • @hey-gl9wt
    @hey-gl9wt 3 года назад +173

    Brandon - she's actually really pretty
    Also Brandon - Ahhhhhh kill it

    • @jkauser4518
      @jkauser4518 3 года назад +3

      🍪👽😑💚🌵🤔💚💚

    • @hey-gl9wt
      @hey-gl9wt 3 года назад +3

      🙂👍🏼🤢🤢🙂👍🏼▪️❤️🤠❤️🤠▪️❤️▪️🤠❤️🤢🥥🤢🥥🦈

    • @imaseal
      @imaseal 3 года назад +2

      @@jkauser4518 🌲🌱🐦🔥😮🤢🧑‍🎤

    • @jkauser4518
      @jkauser4518 3 года назад +2

      @@imaseal 😚☺️😇🐹🐔🐨🧅🫐🍒🎱🏓🏹🛻🛺🛵🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💔😄

    • @hey-gl9wt
      @hey-gl9wt 3 года назад +1

      😚☺️😇🐹🐔🐨🧅🫐🍒🎱🏓🏹🛻🛺🛵🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💔😄

  • @764blahblahblah
    @764blahblahblah 2 года назад

    I'm honestly so glad these videos are so short because I think I would pull my neck muscles from laughing so fucking hard if it went any longer🤣🤣🤣

  • @Liquidbunglemucis
    @Liquidbunglemucis 3 года назад +590

    Sister: “Seaweed?”
    Brandon: “I see it”
    🥁🥁🥁🥁

  • @helterskelterproductions
    @helterskelterproductions 3 года назад +172

    Brandon: she’s actually really pretty
    Brandon, less than a second later: *AAGH KILL IT*

  • @KillerCornMuffin
    @KillerCornMuffin Год назад +4

    This was over 10 years ago but I held a rose toed tarantula I think it called. They're surprisingly light. The legs spanned my whole hand but I barely felt her.

  • @LadyCoffinnail
    @LadyCoffinnail Год назад +1

    I laughed so hard I just about cried lol that was the best he tried sooo hard and good on him for holding it for a second :)

  • @dig-daegstudios2340
    @dig-daegstudios2340 3 года назад +150

    Rest In Peace Brandon’s Underpants: 2020 - 2020

    • @sydneygeisen4385
      @sydneygeisen4385 3 года назад +3

      How do you know they began in 2020? It could be like 1990-2020. They could be thirty year old boxers for all we know mister lol

    • @onerandommisfit
      @onerandommisfit 3 года назад +1

      All four pairs of them lol

  • @waifubtch6208
    @waifubtch6208 3 года назад +2762

    Brandon: “Is this a Lil window.”
    Him: * _Touches it_ *
    Brandon: _AHHHHHHHH HA HA HAAAAA!_

    • @gurgenslikman5641
      @gurgenslikman5641 3 года назад +16

      He yells in lowercase letters

    • @Murderdd
      @Murderdd 3 года назад +4

      @@gurgenslikman5641 haha

    • @waifubtch6208
      @waifubtch6208 3 года назад +8

      @@gurgenslikman5641 it’s true fear I needed to put the capital letters lol

    • @xxtuythesillygirl5837
      @xxtuythesillygirl5837 3 года назад +4

      @@gurgenslikman5641 yeah he does

    • @dal2842
      @dal2842 3 года назад +2

      aaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaa

  • @kimwilcox2842
    @kimwilcox2842 2 года назад +1

    I can't stop watching this its so funny 🤣. I love when u & ur sister does crazy things

  • @wolfblade2186
    @wolfblade2186 Год назад

    I lile how the spider wa so chill and not violent at all and lil Brachy is really cute and props to my bo brandon facing his fears like that letting the spider touch hus hand like that and also having me kaught throight the HOLE vidpe!!! 🤣😂😂🔥🔥🔥 keep it up my boy 😊😊😊😊

  • @finn_20
    @finn_20 3 года назад +306

    “Touch the butt!”
    Me: NEMO!🐙🦑🦐🐡🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋🦈🚤

  • @demonwithsauce3570
    @demonwithsauce3570 3 года назад +363

    Brandon:my ears are ringing
    Brandon 2 seconds later: Dies

  • @michellelittle6125
    @michellelittle6125 2 года назад +1

    Who knew that 1. Brandon was so flexible because he was somehow able to jump out of his seat fully, no part of his body touching the car itself, when his feet were on the ground and 2. that he has over 100 facial expressions 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kooperkelly4140
    @kooperkelly4140 2 года назад

    Brandon you are my Idol anytime I watch your videos I laugh and smile I have been going through some family and issues of my own but anytime I see Brandon Farris has uploaded i smile thanks for doing that for me I am proud to say I love IamBrandonFarris

  • @wendysfourforfour
    @wendysfourforfour 3 года назад +218

    “There was a whole brass section in my ears right now.” Sbsjssjsbssbds😂

  • @xe2235
    @xe2235 3 года назад +471

    Why is nodoby talking about how ITS LITERALLY CHRISTMAS EVE RN

    • @emmabell529
      @emmabell529 3 года назад +15

      OMG IKRRR IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE IT

    • @leannfry8330
      @leannfry8330 3 года назад +3

      Happy Christmas eve

    • @Oluwanifemii
      @Oluwanifemii 3 года назад +8

      It doesn't feel like it👀

    • @JW-cr1zc
      @JW-cr1zc 3 года назад

      Idk merry Christmas

    • @yukis9886
      @yukis9886 3 года назад +4

      @@Oluwanifemii It really doesn't feel like christmas Eve.

  • @simply_noone717
    @simply_noone717 3 года назад +1

    Me and my cousin are dying of laughter when you make a noise and then you say where did that come from!!!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!! LOL

  • @Sleepyz_Crowz
    @Sleepyz_Crowz 3 года назад +1

    “ i know the arts of Taekwon do not touch me” 🤣

  • @sjxbabfjaicjandne4666
    @sjxbabfjaicjandne4666 3 года назад +138

    That Tarantula is gonna get revenge for the other arachnids you've eaten

  • @karenmonigold3138
    @karenmonigold3138 3 года назад +74

    “Oh, so she’s a street fighter” 😂😂

  • @Thattarantulagirl
    @Thattarantulagirl 8 месяцев назад

    Awww I love my brachypelma smithi!!! They're the best

  • @katherynesmith4301
    @katherynesmith4301 7 месяцев назад

    No matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh until I'm crying.

  • @eveknutson792
    @eveknutson792 3 года назад +499

    Have I ever told you that tarantulas don’t like loud noises 😂🕷

    • @rosebotha7564
      @rosebotha7564 3 года назад +4

      That is so true 🤔

    • @questionmark8059
      @questionmark8059 2 года назад +13

      If that spider was left in a car with Brandon....

    • @savis2806
      @savis2806 2 года назад +2

      Well u ever haven't bc thats ur only comment on this channel :/

    • @rain_dropsss
      @rain_dropsss 2 года назад +16

      @@savis2806 great. I bet you’re amazingly funny at parties

    • @callmehkidoim8214
      @callmehkidoim8214 2 года назад

      Brandon spiders do