23:20 She's got a point... If you donate blood, but the recipient commits a crime and leaves blood splatters, what if it was your sealed bag of blood they spilt? All jokes aside, she does have a point. Alas, police will probably find the hair-care to be different from yours and thus deduce something's not right.
If it’s blood then it would make them think you died… since they could identify the suspect and see they couldn’t have a scratch or something like that so they could bleed that much :/
The answer is no, you can't, at least for hair. All donated hair is cut hair, which doesn't have the part that actually has the DNA in it, that being the follicle at the roots.
8:23 That zebra isn't in as much danger as it seems. Zebras are basically rage-filled donkeys on steroids and can break a lion's jaw with just a kick. With a broken jaw, the lion can no longer hunt. Sure, lions can eat zebra but it is a very risky operation compared to hunting other things.
12:20 Kunai are not throwing weapons even to most ninja, it is a tool for digging or shanking (if it came to it) He was just unfortunate enough to be in a location where they do throw kunai
@@hiper_blox5436 I don’t get it either and I’m 27. Did he say he’s older so she’d think he would die earlier or what? That would sound logical, but that isn’t connected to that picture. Did he really just get her with that golden armchair..?
5:30 I'd just like to point out that I'm pretty sure every Home Alone protagonist tried talking to the police and they didn't take them seriously. Or their phone lines were cut. Either way, they tried to get help. Also, they're usually put into positions where they have reasons to not go their neighbors for help (Kevin was terrified of his next door neighbor, for example).
I'm literally trying not to say hold'up edit: so it's been awhile so erm I didn't get this famous before so THANKS okay so there's a lot of comments telling me to say other words other than hold'up edit 2:ruclips.net/user/clipUgkxhJ7ry232y2xuBLtKfFMbfMfAKnFcPK2W that one nearly made me say hold up
1:14: I had a friend who recently passed away from cancer, he did something like this. He was a coding mastermind and made a script so that 72 hours after his funeral his phone would start send one message to everyone in his contacts "Thank you for your presence at my funeral, I hope you have a nice day/night" I got it and 3 in the morning and boy, did it spook me out.
Guys, just search for 'Comic by artist Myahogao' and you should have the comic 'When she declines' somewhere down below in your results. That is the one, and it won't appear for some reason if searched for directly.
Actually his parents called the police but Kevin mistook them for the burglars and hid inside. The officer saw no signs of activity and assumed the house was empty. Kevin did call the police later after beating Marv and Harry within an inch of their lives. After the old man saved Kevin and knocked them out, the police arrived and arrested the two burglars.
5:37 Wrong. The phone lines were down because of the falling branches that also took out the power. The power was restored quickly, but the phones were still out. What Kevin could have done instead, was run to the police as soon as he figured out what the bandits were planning on doing. Bu tthen that wouldn't have made for much of a movie.
@@chrispaterson5524 There was a technician at the start of the movie that explained to the mother that the phones would be down for several days. As for the neighbors and Kevin ordering pizza? Maybe the lines were fixed earlier than hey thought and Kevin decided to keep the movie going instead of taking the boring safe ending.
we all know that even if he had went to the police, they'd be the stereotypical useless ones, either they'd somehow lose, or they just wouldnt take it seriously and would tell him to go away
@@arandomfellow1263 Wait you're Still on that one? im already on the Arc that's the preparations for the Universe Heat death tho im looking forward for the New Universe arc,That looks promissing
@@BustyCrustaceanAB the white squares are letters and the blue squares are spaces and they have the perfect arrangement to say "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down" with the theme being 80s song lyrics.
21:22 some girl in some of my classes said “we shouldn’t call black people black people, we should call them chocolate people.” She then proceeded to look over to people and tell them what type of chocolate they were. “You’re white chocolate, you’re dark chocolate.” ect
What is a dinosaur with 500 teeth called? Nigersaurus had a delicate skull and an extremely wide mouth lined with teeth especially adapted for browsing plants close to the ground. This bizarre, long-necked dinosaur is characterized by its unusually broad, straight-edged muzzle tipped with more than 500 replaceable teeth.
20:09 think the reason he was a monster was because he was a cannibal, but he is indeed human. He was born with a Hunchback, he was feared as a monster by the townspeople, but he was still human.
Bro that first kid that bought his mom's smirk is priceless
ong
If I was him I'd smash ong 💀
@Los Pollos Hermanos Corporation ong means on god
@Los Pollos Hermanos Corporation this is some new shi, all coz someone misspelled ong
Sauce? :)
23:20 She's got a point... If you donate blood, but the recipient commits a crime and leaves blood splatters, what if it was your sealed bag of blood they spilt?
All jokes aside, she does have a point. Alas, police will probably find the hair-care to be different from yours and thus deduce something's not right.
If it’s blood then it would make them think you died… since they could identify the suspect and see they couldn’t have a scratch or something like that so they could bleed that much :/
wigs don't contain hair folliculs, so they wouldn't contain DNA
The answer is no, you can't, at least for hair.
All donated hair is cut hair, which doesn't have the part that actually has the DNA in it, that being the follicle at the roots.
@@samk-j6735 then how can you find criminals with their hairs?
@@Kyonari I was more saying *donated* hair. hair still in your head falls out basically at the follicle, but cut hair doesn't have said follicle.
2:57 man’s went in full gear to retrieve his cat such a legend
Hope his cat is alive
The cat deserves that man
"Operation "catbusters" is a go. Over."
Doom be like
Fucking hell I'd do it easy, might get shot but for the cat it is worth it.
8:23
That zebra isn't in as much danger as it seems. Zebras are basically rage-filled donkeys on steroids and can break a lion's jaw with just a kick. With a broken jaw, the lion can no longer hunt. Sure, lions can eat zebra but it is a very risky operation compared to hunting other things.
There are also 2 lions though
@@Magic_Squid Well that is 2 broken jaws.
@@Magic_Squid Just one to hunt. The male lion will not bove a muscle to go after the zebra
Ye.
20:56 that man is a fking legend. aspire to be like him.
True
What a hero
🤝
A true chad
"Their's nothing cool about bringing your mom!"
this is an exception.
What you just say 🤨📸
@@Average_enjoyer_of_hk
bro feeling horny
If I was Jeremy I’d prolly slide over a line of salt😂😂
If I was Jeremy I’d duck them both
Me too
me three
me four
Good news is Jeremy did get a mate a little later, and fathered around 40 young (the number might be wrong, I can't remember)
12:20
Kunai are not throwing weapons even to most ninja, it is a tool for digging or shanking (if it came to it)
He was just unfortunate enough to be in a location where they do throw kunai
Well, most ninjas throws kunais in this show, but is very rare to someone actually hit their target, so it was a good idea
w8 ur telling me kunai were basically just really really pointy shovels or spades
@@bikalpsatyal6699 yes
@@bikalpsatyal6699 not just shovels, they're also used as makeshift grappling hooks
3:37 absolute unit, we will follow his career with great intrest
I am impressed nothing more nothing less just a job well done
I don’t get it. Can you help me out here?
@@mr.squeakers4742 if u dont get it, ull get it someday, come back to this when ur around 14-15
@@hiper_blox5436 I don’t get it either and I’m 27. Did he say he’s older so she’d think he would die earlier or what? That would sound logical, but that isn’t connected to that picture. Did he really just get her with that golden armchair..?
@@yYSilverFoxYy a no, my time stamp was for the next meme, i thought he was referin to that
The first meme
Kid: Oh nonono, you misunderstand, this isn’t my mom. This is *YOUR* mom
5:30 I'd just like to point out that I'm pretty sure every Home Alone protagonist tried talking to the police and they didn't take them seriously. Or their phone lines were cut. Either way, they tried to get help. Also, they're usually put into positions where they have reasons to not go their neighbors for help (Kevin was terrified of his next door neighbor, for example).
I thought it was because the phone lines were out.
@@tunnelsnakesrule7541 Did you even read my comment? Or did you just miss the part that said "their phone lines were cut"?
@@ToniBingi chill
@@couldyou_dont NEVER 😈😎
0:01 Let's add the "step" to make it less weird
4:04 Yeah... Tolerance...
A man of culture as well
@@tsarbomba463 Maybe
It don't need no 'step'
#dixiepride
“Let’s add step…”
What is done is done.
Why is she a bit caked up 😳
I'm literally trying not to say hold'up edit: so it's been awhile so erm I didn't get this famous before so THANKS okay so there's a lot of comments telling me to say other words other than hold'up edit 2:ruclips.net/user/clipUgkxhJ7ry232y2xuBLtKfFMbfMfAKnFcPK2W that one nearly made me say hold up
It's OK, you only had to try not say hol'up
Hold’up
HOL’UP*
You just did
Then say ayo instead of hold up
1:14: I had a friend who recently passed away from cancer, he did something like this.
He was a coding mastermind and made a script so that 72 hours after his funeral his phone would start send one
message to everyone in his contacts "Thank you for your presence at my funeral, I hope you have a nice day/night"
I got it and 3 in the morning and boy, did it spook me out.
Your friend is an absolute madlad lmao
Sorry about your loss. Bro is the type of guy who's ghost is probably gonna attempt to rickroll an entire city
@@devlonmurray6959 mans broadcasting an EAS and adding the no no link at the end of the EAS
"If your parachute fails to open, you have the rest of your life to get it fixed." Jump Master Oogway.
I'm sorry, but I ruined your 69 likes
@@cerealleader23vods No problem! Have a nice day!
@@drydogg you too
I AM THE SAUCE MAN HERE TO GIVE YOU SAUCE
Thumbnail: When she declines by Myhogao
It doesn't show up
Guys, just search for 'Comic by artist Myahogao' and you should have the comic 'When she declines' somewhere down below in your results. That is the one, and it won't appear for some reason if searched for directly.
OUR HERO!
@@sibertronssc5618 where do I search
Thank you the one who hears all
2:50 is just wholesome
4:07 I literally Laughed Out Loud lmao
Good news about Jeremy, they found him a mate, and he is now a loving father of ~40, all of which are righties.
His wiki article says he had 56 offspring but also he unfortunately died on October 11 2017.
5:37 he literally called the cops but they thought it was a prank call since he was young and sounded young so he took matters into his own hands
Damn
Actually his parents called the police but Kevin mistook them for the burglars and hid inside. The officer saw no signs of activity and assumed the house was empty. Kevin did call the police later after beating Marv and Harry within an inch of their lives. After the old man saved Kevin and knocked them out, the police arrived and arrested the two burglars.
15:08 vet? then that's not an autopsy. it's a necropsy.
As long as it's a stepmom it's fine
A mom's a mom, that's highkey weird
@@AdoboSoGuud even weirder if she is as old as you
@@herosama19 exactly. She's also married to your DaD. So yeah
Im not that picky but ok
@@AdoboSoGuud maybe she's a single mother
2:56 when your a vet and your only way to stop your PTSD is your kitty
17:00
The best rickroll is when you rickroll yourself. Or that you can't see.
Well...
Time to go and propose to the entire population of Chad simultaneously I guess.
Oh cool
Nice
I am already there and happyly married
I am already there and happyly married
20:50 - That waiter should have a free beer every time he goes out. remember the bro code brothers.
thumbnail sauce? I just want to report it to the cia.
I got it
Sweet home Japan
5:37 Wrong. The phone lines were down because of the falling branches that also took out the power. The power was restored quickly, but the phones were still out. What Kevin could have done instead, was run to the police as soon as he figured out what the bandits were planning on doing. Bu tthen that wouldn't have made for much of a movie.
Wrong, if the phone lines were down how did the mom get neighbors answering machines and how did Kevin order pizza?
@@chrispaterson5524 There was a technician at the start of the movie that explained to the mother that the phones would be down for several days. As for the neighbors and Kevin ordering pizza? Maybe the lines were fixed earlier than hey thought and Kevin decided to keep the movie going instead of taking the boring safe ending.
@@chrispaterson5524 because the night they slept in the storm that unplugged their alarms also destroyed the telephones
we all know that even if he had went to the police, they'd be the stereotypical useless ones, either they'd somehow lose, or they just wouldnt take it seriously and would tell him to go away
0:02
it’s weird how I’ve seen the full comic a few hours ago
BBQ sauce
Salsa
F*CKING SAUCE
Sauce
Quite a few have been asking but may I know the name of the comic?
02:33
*Loads Luger with righteous intent*
*Loads AK-47 with inten*
*loads ARC-33 with lawful intent*
*Loads Canons with chaotic intent*
*Loads railgun with neutral intent*
*Loads Death Ray with murderous intent*
12:45 as soon as this image showed up my nose whistled and the noise it made sounded like that "womp womp wooowowowowomp" trombone thing
I think that was the music
20:00 missing "Did you think that killing me would be enough to make me die?" Anos Voldigoad
14:37 looks like we are almost done with the Florida Arc. We can finally move on to the End Of Humanity Arc
Wait, you’re still on that arc? I’m in the next dominant race arc.
@@screaming_cat2007you're in that arc I'm in the appending doom of the aliens arc
@@arandomfellow1263 Wait you're Still on that one? im already on the Arc that's the preparations for the Universe Heat death
tho im looking forward for the New Universe arc,That looks promissing
@@xboxoneyes7734that was 4 days ago you're looking for that arc i'm already in a new multiverse arc
@@arandomfellow1263 Oh that Released Already?
Thanks for telling me,Boi thats gonna prepare me for the "The new Omniverse" Arc
The first kid got lucky
0:00 video starts
Thanks man I didn't know that, I been waiting here for the past 30 minutes looking how to start a video!
Well to be fair to the tactical gear if he was raiding a peta owned compound it is a death camp, I mean happy camp...
2:55 why does this remind me of doom
Music starts
He's just doing what he did in the game. He had fun, don't worry.
The first one had me crying 😂
16:58 bruh I just got Rick Rolled 😂
Could you please explain it to me. I don’t under stand it
@@BustyCrustaceanAB the white squares are letters and the blue squares are spaces and they have the perfect arrangement to say "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down" with the theme being 80s song lyrics.
@@unknownuser4224 I understand. I was confused because I thought the blue squares were letters. Thank you.
Fifty percent of this got me pulling that evil stance while I’m shitting. They got my arms out and everything.
2:43 cause is justified
21:22 some girl in some of my classes said “we shouldn’t call black people black people, we should call them chocolate people.” She then proceeded to look over to people and tell them what type of chocolate they were. “You’re white chocolate, you’re dark chocolate.” ect
ayo wtf?
Or just call them reggiN???
0:06 who made this?
I wonder if he’ll smash his date after prom? I mean, they already live together, so that’s one step
Bro💀
@Albert Alvain1 no, son
Dude waht
💀💀💀💀💀
You know what they say. Sweeeeeet home Alabama 🪕🪕🪕🪕 🪕🪕 🪕🪕
13:49 *YOOOO*
Now I have goals.
I approve of his choice.
Wait, did that old man was happy about his own wifes death
I just noticed I put the wrong time, and I changed it lol
But why did I have likes?
@@pksfires17691 some people just do that, for sadness or laughing that, the old man is laughing that his wife his dead I guess
0:14: we all know there is something cool
"Every moment of the night I remember, I will never regret"
-some dude
Man raided a shelter for his cat, legend
14:07 he is literally one punch man irl
1:05 I'm genuinely confused, what was the original post trying to say? Lmao
4:25 poor jeremy :(
That one about guessing the sentence on the wheel of fortune, I glanced at and already knew it
what is it?
the only music artist I know from the 80s is Michael Jackson and I can't think of anything he's said that works
nevermind I just got it
@@ascii8229 what is it.
I just realized its a bloody Rick roll.
@@felixrasmussen1710 haha
Lol, I guessed the wheel of fortune one. Nice. Love that song
11:53 cant have shit in detroit
14:30 *me who lives in that blue part of Florida*
*PANIC*
4:15 Who are you? Who so wise in the ways of Science?
2:42 a delicate situation for one singular man
0:13 SaUCe ???
FR sauce?
@@Thezahza Source?
Source: trust me bro.
Give me a couple minutes
@williampg gois im trying my friend
12:18 You forgot a lot of those ninja can't aim well with a kunai.
I have never related so hard to a snail in my life before
16:32 omg, that's where I come from; never thought my state would get featured in Daily Juicy Memes, that too in a Hol' Up version
hui hui same
What is a dinosaur with 500 teeth called?
Nigersaurus had a delicate skull and an extremely wide mouth lined with teeth especially adapted for browsing plants close to the ground. This bizarre, long-necked dinosaur is characterized by its unusually broad, straight-edged muzzle tipped with more than 500 replaceable teeth.
Forgot to add the one G
@@SpicyMemes4u nope. This dino is from the country of Niger. Google for yourself if you don't believe me
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 its a joke
Good job you can copy and paste
2:43 No No he's got a point
I mean his mom's a baddie tho
When i saw the first one I already said ,,hol' up ,wait a minute, some ain't right.I can feel it"
donald trump?
11:17
😂😂😂😂
Who else sees what went wrong?
not me
thank you for the extremely helpful tips at 9:40
will use them later when im back in bosnia ;)
02:30 SHE'S BECOMING A TEACHER?
Not after the district finds that in their background check
10:26 Holy crap I did not expect to be called out so thoroughly by a meme vid.
For the last one at 23:40 I asked that question when I was 7, right after I discovered that people actually die
👋
10:43 How new to dishwashing do you have to be to use chlorine triflouride as laundry detergent?
13:39
They got us in the first half not gonna lie
20:09 think the reason he was a monster was because he was a cannibal, but he is indeed human. He was born with a Hunchback, he was feared as a monster by the townspeople, but he was still human.
"Adolf Hitler school for friendship and tolerance *laughs in german*
9:50 NileRed be taking notes
I recently finished killing my last victim. I ended up getting an achievement for overkill which is 25+ kills
Yeah,the fries were good with the ketchup,but mehh tasted a bit off! Maybe it was expired..
Even the other girl would date the boi's mother
"Y'all ever drink water at a restaurant for free just to flex on Europeans?"
Y'all ever go to the emergency room for free just to flex on Americans?
As long as you’re not British, makes sense
Ain’t no way someone is gonna use their underfunded health care system
i thought it was gonna be that, considering how horrible the american healthcare is
Joke's on you, you get free water in Europe
The first one 😭 HOL’UP
god damn that doctor at the start has some wit
7:20 oh good I’m not the only one who noticed
4:32 why is mate censored? it means partner
I don’t think you’ll get it..
@@mixaoa no, i get what it means but its quite sad that we have to censor "mated" now.
I sense a disturbance in the force at the start
4:56 As a South African, what the heck
0:11 sweet home Alabama
10:58 I searched it up- ; -;
10:56 it’s called the Nigersaurus said nidge-er-saurus
20:11 Right after the image appeared, I got an ad for French's mustard lol
1:26 that would’ve ruined the whole trilogy and the journey of the rings from all three part of the rings movies and the three Hobbit movies
Ok Ok, so, hear me out here, it might possibly be a joke
2:57 Bro has his priorities straight. i bet it was a PETA shelter.
10:45 HOW!!!!!!!!!
MAGIC
11:31 ``I married a dragon.`` -donkey
Hate to break it to ya, but 'married' ain't the word he's thinking buddy.
5:56 is that my stepmom?
9:48 . thanks for the help i screenshotted.
Conspiracy theory
It’s his step mom
12:34 I seriously never heard of anything more cursed than this
I'm guessing you're not that familiar with ancient Greek mythology then
Oh shoot I meant to say cursed comment and yes I’m familiar with some pretty jacked up crap
2:56
Is nobody gonna care that it says “published 2 years ago” when it’s only 2022? Are they a time traveler?
No it's 2024
The pokemon meme at 8:05 is hilarious
3:06 WHAT IS IT , I DONT GET IT
Count dooku
@@Phoenix_T._Starr who dat
@@ally_cat2271 guy from star wars the joke is that "count"ries are ruled by counts and his title is count
@@Phoenix_T._Starr I get *count*ries but why counts
Oh, I thought it was cunts.
This is múch better-
15:34 its that drawing from that dr.who episode where its set at the 2012 olympics
02:08 ah yes grammar, "aborion"
HE ISN'T EVEN GRIPPING THAT HARD
ITS TWO FINGERS