I remember reading Miiverse posts, and too many people said "Nintendo doesn't like third party characters so Luigi probably won't be in the next Smash Bros." I really wanted to punch everyone who said that.
Story so far: As Proton Jon the Shark Thief, Timbo the Warrior, and Chugga the Shark Magician seek out the Wise Grandma to cure their potential bride's dog, The King had requested a kebab from our heroes for a reward. Can our heroes find the Wise Grandma in time to save Cash's life? Will the King get his kebab? Find out in the next episode of Dokapon Kingdom: TRG!
Jon, it wasn't sarcasm. There were 6 year olds on Miiverse that said things like "There are rumors that 3rd party characters won't return, so Luigi might not be in the game."
i mean, Hpw can you even guess something like that in Social Media.... i kinda do it by instinct, but some people have gotten so smart they can know it for sure.
Emile: "Jon's so cool!" Jon: "... Don't know why you said that, but thank you?" *brief awkward silence* I could almost see Jon's confused face in my head oh my gosh
Spoiling whether or not a character is or isn't in Smash Bros? Is it just me or does anyone else think that's not going to matter approximately 2 or 3 hours after launch when the entire world has picked the game apart and found every bit of content and thrown it back to society anyway?...
You mean a week before launch. Everytime a new game is about to come out people manage to get the game early and spoil the shit out of it. I remember people doing this for Pokemon X & Y and Infamous Second Son.
Werewolf211 Well, it really depends on how much the story likes the tease that a certain character is gone or not. Like the third transformers moving when the transformers were out of the movie for 80% of the movie
Werewolf211 People care a LOT about what characters are in and not in. Forums went batshit crazy when they found out that Lucario would be in the new Smash but not Mewtwo. I know of people who won't get Smash just because of that. :/
Machine Herald Those same people also complain about how Pac-Man is in instead of another Namco character, even though Pac-Man was, and still is, the most iconic Namco character. I feel those who complain about the roster generally tend to forget what Smash has become, a celebration of all the history of Nintendo and other iconic companies who played an important role in video games.
3:28 Chugga: "Don't you wish YOU were a RunawayGuy now?" ...Yes, Emile. Yes, I do. But I'm not very consistent with uploads or even recordings as of late and my LPs hardly get any recognition anyway, so I highly doubt it's gonna happen for me =3=;;
Sharkboy and Lavagirl was one of those "It's so bad, its hilarious" type of movies. I hated it, but at the same time I'd watch it just to make fun of it.
So in other words, the perfect film for a Nostalgia Critic review. ...Well if it was nostalgic. Which I don't know whether it is or not since I don't know when it was made.
I had a bad history with shark boy and lava girl my old baby sitter had a kid who liked the movie a lot.so I was forced to watch it.i watched it around 30 times.and no I didn't have a choice to no watch it.
I remember when I saw the movie for the first time, Sharkboy scared me, he just seemed like such a really mean bully. I got so scared of him, I ended up bawling my eyes out and couldn't watch the rest of the movie, so my aunt ended up taking me home during the middle of it. I feel so stupid now for it though...
You have to remember that film was based off the dreams of a 5 year old. And has the guy who would become Jacob in Twilight in it. What exactly were you expecting? Sadly I don't have horrible memories of that film because I'd actually seen WORSE. Anyone here have the misfortune of having to watch "Master of Disguise" as a kid? My GOD that was HORRIBLE.
“Don’t you wish you could be a runaway guy now?” With all of emilie’s puns and Tim’s “in the bathroom” jokes, I’m surprised Jon hasn’t already RUN AWAY!😂😂😂
Emile is trying to figure out ways to put poison in pastries.....And John is silently sitting in the corner plotting to kill Emile.....just another runaway guys episode :)
This is just an observation, and I'm sure it's just Emile's way of playing, but I've noticed that he's been avoiding magic spaces like the plague when he's a magician. Seeing how far behind he is, would it really hurt him further if he took a turn to buy/obtain a better magic spell?
Their conversation about faking death reminds me so much about the classic Spongebob episode where he rips his pants and fakes his death. Spongebob almost lost the few friends he had.
Bad memories of Notte Luminosa bleeding through here, Jon? Faking death will make everyone hate you, yes. Fun fact: In League of Legends, the "Deathsinger" Karthus as his magnum opus before becoming a real undead was to fake his death and attend the funeral. Needless to say, that stunt got him thrown out of his village.
Well they went quiet for a sec before Jon said 'No no, someone I know personally'. That quiet was probably Chugga asking if it was the dude who made Notte Luminosa, so he probably wasn't referring to him :P
everyone who had no spoilers, re watch the spoilers section because a) it's not a spoiler and b) you will miss out on banter with Jon and Steve (that nickname will stay in everyone's hearts).
Luigiman1089 Sorry. It appears I worded my reply incorrectly. I meant to imply that nobody cares about the spoiler warning. They will ignore it and watch that section of the video since Smash 4 came out two years ago. Sorry for the confusion.
its back after a long time so I'm watching this now but the music was timed perfectly with when Jon said "if you wanna keep your friends (music stops in-game) Don't fake your death (bedtime music) its just perfect
7:56 Better question, Chugga. Unless the dog is on the side of the road with tattered fur and its literally whimpering for food, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND FEEDS A DOG A DOUGHNUT?
When Chugga asked Tim (excuse me, Prof. Bishop of doughnutology) about making a poisonous doughnut, did anyone else think of the poisoned doughnut from The Simpsons?
Wait, the town Chuggaa just liberated was J-J-Jurong?! But that's an actual district here in Singapore! ...welp, looks like I'll be meeting him in person soon :P (I wish)
I watched Sharkboy & Lavagirl as a kid, but I forgot almost everything about it. I do remember that I didn't mind it much but that's probably because I never thought bad movies/songs/shows could exist. Can someone please remind me why it sucked?
Well, its utter ability to be forgotten is part of it. I myself can't remember a thing about it, and I remember at least some key scenes from just about every movie I watched as a kid. It was just mediocre.
As a Christie fan, if I were to poison a donut then I would mix cyanide crystals into the sugar to coat the donut. Really difficult to identify, and the cyanide is untraceable, pretty much. While it can be identified, it would be really easy to dispose of the evidence and blame it on the sugar company. Especially with a witness who saw me taking the sugar from the bag.
So does chugga, the magician, ever consider getting magic or is he still waiting for it to fall from the sky?
ProtonJon: 1% evil, 99% suave ass
So, he's Sheldon p. plankton
jejeakle No, Plankton is 1%, 99% hot gas
I wonder when Emile is finally going to get a spell that isn't pickpocket. He's a mage for pete's sake.
"So don't fake your death if you want to keep friends."
9:30 The music that follows makes it sound like a "The More You Know" PSA.
Proton Jon - 50% Suave Ass, 50% "Nyaa"
Chugga
1% Screaming
99% Puns
"Well this stinks"
papershadow69 NintendoCapriSun:
50% Good Guy
25% Strategist
12.5% Bad Luck
6.25% A cappella singer
5.25% Hot gas
1% Evil
***** That would be the hot gas :P
79bigcat Chuggaconroy
49%: Luck
20%: Puns
31%: Screaming
Trademarked
Advice of the day: "Don't fake your death is you want to keep friends."
I love how Tim just seems happy to be there sometimes.
I remember reading Miiverse posts, and too many people said "Nintendo doesn't like third party characters so Luigi probably won't be in the next Smash Bros."
I really wanted to punch everyone who said that.
Third party? *Third* party?
Story so far: As Proton Jon the Shark Thief, Timbo the Warrior, and Chugga the Shark Magician seek out the Wise Grandma to cure their potential bride's dog, The King had requested a kebab from our heroes for a reward. Can our heroes find the Wise Grandma in time to save Cash's life? Will the King get his kebab? Find out in the next episode of Dokapon Kingdom: TRG!
+Dan Fraser Jon found the Wise Grandma the episode before this.
OK but
SHARK MAGICIAN SHARK MAGIC ATTACK
Jon, it wasn't sarcasm. There were 6 year olds on Miiverse that said things like "There are rumors that 3rd party characters won't return, so Luigi might not be in the game."
i mean, Hpw can you even guess something like that in Social Media.... i kinda do it by instinct, but some people have gotten so smart they can know it for sure.
Emile: "Jon's so cool!"
Jon: "... Don't know why you said that, but thank you?"
*brief awkward silence*
I could almost see Jon's confused face in my head oh my gosh
7:12 Ah, yes, the inability to convey sarcasm over the Internet... That has ruined many games of Town of Salem for me.
Have people just completely forgotten the "/sarcasm" tag?
your icon matches the comment so well. kinda makes you read in it in a suave voice
Its why we need the sarcastica font.
You play thatgame too? Cool.
***** Or just a universal troll face/Kappa face for every website. I know I couldn't survive on Twitch without the Kappa face. :P
"He's level 5! He's the maker of professor Layton!"
That one actually got me
To make a poison doughnut:
1.Make a doughnut
2.Just put some fucking poison in it
DirkBrickAction right
DirkBrickAction
It's jelly filled, I swear!
I like how Luigi being in Smash Bros is a spoiler.
I think it's pretty amusing that people apparently made such a stink over that. I mean, that's like saying Mario being in Smash Bros is a spoiler.
not2shabby
Or saying you can attack people being a spoiler.
Spoilers: There will be Nintendo characters in the next Smash Bros
SHIT IM ANGRY I READ THIS
HOW DARE YOU!?
Spoilers: There will be fighting in the next Smash Bros
Spoilers: the next smash bros games has Mario in it.
And pikachu and link
Spoiling whether or not a character is or isn't in Smash Bros? Is it just me or does anyone else think that's not going to matter approximately 2 or 3 hours after launch when the entire world has picked the game apart and found every bit of content and thrown it back to society anyway?...
You mean a week before launch. Everytime a new game is about to come out people manage to get the game early and spoil the shit out of it. I remember people doing this for Pokemon X & Y and Infamous Second Son.
Seriously, who gives a damn if a character is in or isn't in the game? As long as they are enjoyable to play, that's enough.
Werewolf211
Well, it really depends on how much the story likes the tease that a certain character is gone or not.
Like the third transformers moving when the transformers were out of the movie for 80% of the movie
Werewolf211 People care a LOT about what characters are in and not in. Forums went batshit crazy when they found out that Lucario would be in the new Smash but not Mewtwo. I know of people who won't get Smash just because of that. :/
Machine Herald
Those same people also complain about how Pac-Man is in instead of another Namco character, even though Pac-Man was, and still is, the most iconic Namco character. I feel those who complain about the roster generally tend to forget what Smash has become, a celebration of all the history of Nintendo and other iconic companies who played an important role in video games.
"I'm so cool!"
"Jon's so cool!"
"Um...thank you?"
LOL
ProtonJon: 50% Ass, 50% Football, All Waluigi Cop.
3:28
Chugga: "Don't you wish YOU were a RunawayGuy now?"
...Yes, Emile. Yes, I do. But I'm not very consistent with uploads or even recordings as of late and my LPs hardly get any recognition anyway, so I highly doubt it's gonna happen for me
=3=;;
Sharkboy and Lavagirl was one of those "It's so bad, its hilarious" type of movies.
I hated it, but at the same time I'd watch it just to make fun of it.
Those are honestly my favorite kinds of movies.
So in other words, the perfect film for a Nostalgia Critic review. ...Well if it was nostalgic. Which I don't know whether it is or not since I don't know when it was made.
***** *Their, in that situation.
*****
Personally I was just being the grammar nazi, :D
*****
Ehh, some of his earlier movies were kinda tolerable, but the newer ones are definite trash
I had a bad history with shark boy and lava girl my old baby sitter had a kid who liked the movie a lot.so I was forced to watch it.i watched it around 30 times.and no I didn't have a choice to no watch it.
You poor soul
Fucking. Despise. That. Movie.
How old was the baby sitter?
I remember when I saw the movie for the first time, Sharkboy scared me, he just seemed like such a really mean bully. I got so scared of him, I ended up bawling my eyes out and couldn't watch the rest of the movie, so my aunt ended up taking me home during the middle of it. I feel so stupid now for it though...
You have to remember that film was based off the dreams of a 5 year old. And has the guy who would become Jacob in Twilight in it. What exactly were you expecting?
Sadly I don't have horrible memories of that film because I'd actually seen WORSE. Anyone here have the misfortune of having to watch "Master of Disguise" as a kid? My GOD that was HORRIBLE.
Emile has three spaces to move, one is a magic slot.
Me: Magic for mage, magic for mage!
Emile: goin in the water
NO!
“Don’t you wish you could be a runaway guy now?”
With all of emilie’s puns and Tim’s “in the bathroom” jokes, I’m surprised Jon hasn’t already RUN AWAY!😂😂😂
Emile is trying to figure out ways to put poison in pastries.....And John is silently sitting in the corner plotting to kill Emile.....just another runaway guys episode :)
This is just an observation, and I'm sure it's just Emile's way of playing, but I've noticed that he's been avoiding magic spaces like the plague when he's a magician. Seeing how far behind he is, would it really hurt him further if he took a turn to buy/obtain a better magic spell?
When Emile said "I wouldn't want to hurt anyone that cares about me, all three of them" I teared up a little...I CARE CHUGGA I CARE!!!
One time my friend was pissed that i told him that mario was going to be a returning character in ssb4. I don't understand him sometimes
Ok wtf that is dumb
5:10 "Get off of TV Tropes, you'll be stuck there for hours!" But I'm looking through The Runaway Guys page!
Chugga raises a good point... The people who love you would be really upset if I faked my own death... Well guess I have to be immortal
1:11 can't believe Chugga missed it but now John is truly a runaway guy
Their conversation about faking death reminds me so much about the classic Spongebob episode where he rips his pants and fakes his death. Spongebob almost lost the few friends he had.
Proton Jon - 1% Ass, 5% Snarky, 94% Questioning What Chugga says
Gotta love how looking back, in this video, I’m fairly sure Emile was asking if Jon was referring to the guy who made Notte Luminosa.
Flowers in the attic: powdered donuts with rat poison in the sugar.
Chocolate, Emile, the DOG got poisoned.
Suave employee: *stamps Jon's Ass with a TM*
Donutology. Now that's a study to take to the hands on research labs.
Jon is still 75% DEATH WATER
Bad memories of Notte Luminosa bleeding through here, Jon? Faking death will make everyone hate you, yes.
Fun fact: In League of Legends, the "Deathsinger" Karthus as his magnum opus before becoming a real undead was to fake his death and attend the funeral. Needless to say, that stunt got him thrown out of his village.
I didn't even think about notte luminosa when he said that...
Well they went quiet for a sec before Jon said 'No no, someone I know personally'. That quiet was probably Chugga asking if it was the dude who made Notte Luminosa, so he probably wasn't referring to him :P
Upgraded towns have a higher chance to give you the item but they won't give you one every time you visit them.
everyone who had no spoilers, re watch the spoilers section because a) it's not a spoiler and b) you will miss out on banter with Jon and Steve (that nickname will stay in everyone's hearts).
It's a spoiler for a game that came out two years ago. I don't think anyone cares at this point.
Solys_Productions yeah, but that part's funny.
Luigiman1089 Sorry. It appears I worded my reply incorrectly. I meant to imply that nobody cares about the spoiler warning. They will ignore it and watch that section of the video since Smash 4 came out two years ago. Sorry for the confusion.
Solys_Productions but still, people who haven't watched the video again since they decided to skip spoilers would not have seen the funny part.
Luigiman1089 Ah. I see. Alright.
There is a Dongguk University, which kinda sounds like someone trying to say "donut" while choking on one.
Jon is 25% suave ass 50% EMILE annoyance and 25% hilarious
So how many episodes will it be before Emile starts actually trying to get magic? I mean, isn't it a _good_ idea for a mage to have spells to cast?
ProtonJonSA - the SA stands for Suave Ass.
Chuggaa: And you kinda have to take stuff seriously in text because...
Chugga: I'm so cool!
A better question would be, "Who lets their dog eat doughnuts?"
10:30
Lizard Man: Huh? An intruder!
Chugga: You're the intruder around here! So bye!
STAB!
Lizard Man: At least I had a good run...
its back after a long time so I'm watching this now but the music was timed perfectly with when Jon said "if you wanna keep your friends (music stops in-game) Don't fake your death (bedtime music) its just perfect
yes, i think we can all agree that we wanna be a runaway guy
+MYRANDA FLENKER You can't be a runaway girl because female members of TRG, such as Lucah or Masae, are also called Runaway Guys.
Jonathan Thorson i was going to say that, but totally forgot to
If I ever meat you guys, and you offer donauts, I will call the police!
7:55 The same people that want to poison others perhaps?
Once I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin.
8:26 "How does one go about making a poisoned doghnut"
Simple, make the dough with deadly nightshade.
Freaking Donutology. You never know what's gonna come out of Chugga's increasingly strange mind.
7:56 Better question, Chugga. Unless the dog is on the side of the road with tattered fur and its literally whimpering for food, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND FEEDS A DOG A DOUGHNUT?
I was reading their tv tropes page when they told me to get off tv tropes. I couldn't stop laughing.
Damn you Jon. You beat me to the "regular ass" quip!
I remember when I first discovered tvtropes. That summer break, I spent 2 months on that site, and had over 90 tabs open at once.
BINGE WATCHING
I wonder if Jon was talking about Yanama...
(Is Chugga ever going to pick up a spell besides Pickpocket? He's playing Magician like he's a Warrior.)
9:29
But what if you pissed off the Mob and they put a hit out on you?
I imagine Tim taking the Mr. Miyagi approach to donuts.
"Frost left, frost right....
Circles..."
Seriously, nothing is worse that the Head On commercial.
"I am now a golden goose apparently."
-ProtonJonSA 2014
This might just be me, but did anyone notice that the annotation box that links to Chugga's channel ever so slightly larger than the others?
SPOILERS
Mario is in Super Smash Bros 4
Jon: 1% Suave Ass 99% Regular Ass
2:29 Really it was? I wanted to see it years ago but it didn't play where I lived.
The donut could have just had chocolate.
Lots and lots of chocolate
2:28 It IS a modern children's film. It's supposed to suck on the meat and potatoes.
9:20 - I just now realized that's a reference to Notte Luminosa! (or at least I think it is)
I don't think it's a reference to that, because he faked having Leukaemia, not death. But I can see where you can get that from, didn't pick that up.
5:39 So you’re wanted on ALL SEVEN continents, even Antarctica?
If I have to deal with Chugs horrible puns, then no I don't want to be a RunawayGuy.
I feel sorry for you Jon.
Considering a dog ate a poisonous doughnut, my guess is that it was actually a chocolate doughnut? I dunno, those are pretty deadly.
His death may have been fake, but he is dead to his acquaintances now.
I'm still waiting for that one moment where someone does something to completely screw over another player
Shark boy and lava girl was awesome
When Chugga asked Tim (excuse me, Prof. Bishop of doughnutology) about making a poisonous doughnut, did anyone else think of the poisoned doughnut from The Simpsons?
6:42 Tim says "YAY!"
Wait, the town Chuggaa just liberated was J-J-Jurong?! But that's an actual district here in Singapore! ...welp, looks like I'll be meeting him in person soon :P (I wish)
Yes chuggaconroy I want to be a runaway guy
Darksideconroy I second this
The moral of the story is don't fake your death.
according to this information, i am a runaway guy
3:30
I am! I'm a guy running away from my soul crushing life!
"I got my ass trademarked" - Jon 2013
3:25 chugga I think the a large amount of people want to be a Runaway guy.
TV Tropes really is a complete black hole that you can get sucked right into. I've burnt many an hour browsing around on it. XD
The hair that John and chuggaa have looks like a shrimp that killed a shark
There was a whole discussion based on whether or not "John is a suave ass" XD I love you guys. And yes, it would be nice to be a RunawayGuy ^^
we need longer episodes with how long this game takes to finish it will probably be like 5 years till this project is over at this rate
If the other 50% of Jon was horse, he'd be a mule
I watched Sharkboy & Lavagirl as a kid, but I forgot almost everything about it. I do remember that I didn't mind it much but that's probably because I never thought bad movies/songs/shows could exist.
Can someone please remind me why it sucked?
Well, its utter ability to be forgotten is part of it. I myself can't remember a thing about it, and I remember at least some key scenes from just about every movie I watched as a kid. It was just mediocre.
- Bland characters
- Inconsistencies in the plot
- Terrible and obvious CGI/special-effects
- Underdeveloped subplots
I've seen Shark Boy and Lava Girl MANY times; I actually liked it
5:53 HOLY S(whoops)T! Chuggaa is right! Risque IS Marth in a top hat! LOOK ITS HIS LORD CLASS ATTIRE! unless the guy stole it....
...Who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy, who knew this guy's COUSIN...
Paula Deen, that famous Calibrary Cuff, eventually shall be the original developer of "Donutology"
As a Christie fan, if I were to poison a donut then I would mix cyanide crystals into the sugar to coat the donut. Really difficult to identify, and the cyanide is untraceable, pretty much. While it can be identified, it would be really easy to dispose of the evidence and blame it on the sugar company. Especially with a witness who saw me taking the sugar from the bag.