Fear not, Blargho! I will never order a million cheap plastic christmas gifts because all the people I know DON'T DESERVE THEM. Luckily, I can now tell them that they got NOTHING because an Official United States Post Office Representative told me to. Thanks!
Blargho: "I can't possibly put on lotion on my hands, even though my fingertips are cracking from the cold. That is faggy!" Also Blargho: *Gets emotionally crushed by Olmec's giant head.* Nice.
Oh, thanks for reminding me! I need to do my all-online Christmas shopping. If I order USPS rush-delivery for all of it, you think it'll all get here in time?
I don't like to order stuff. I don't want to answer to my doorbell. I don't want to be home to receive a package. I don't want to talk to my neighbors if they accepted my package for me. I can barely even tolerate opening the door after I ordered food. It's all too much for my introverted being. And on top of all that, I do not wish to give my money to megacorporations that pay their workers minimum wages to benefit the CEO alone.
Not gonna lie, that sounds less introvert and more recluse. Big line is drawn between getting tired/bored around people to hiding from social interaction.
17:00 Well, i would like to disagree. I see art as a medium of expression, commentary and narration woudl fall there. I assure you even if you catastrophically fail at the most bruh moments, I'd chose to watch you over any other spelunky creator.
Uncle Blargho was talking about buying some kind of special toys which he needed to beat MoistCritical's WR collection. (edit: Damn he likes them local? Probably should invest in some handcrafted ones too)
Olmec: Did I break your concentration? You were saying something about... best intentions?
What does Hundun look like?
Does he look like a bitch?
6:07 amazing 😂
Modern art 🥲
I was so confused but you work delivery don’t you lmao.
Best of luck Blargy
Uncle blargho is Santa clause confirmed
I cna't believe Blargho is going postal on us.
I never expected to hear such an official postal service declaration!
0___0
09:30 Israel, can't believe you didn't make the sacrifice to the Goddess Kali. First objective was always to sacrifice all map for her
Blargo: as a small business owner, I appreciate you shouting out small business support ❤️ Now I’m off to order more gifts on Amazon.
How could you betray me like this T___T
6:07 the moleman revenge 😂😂
I love blargo, he somehow knows what to say in just the worst way and it is still fine ❤
if it's still fine then maybe it was THE BEST WAY!
7:46 nice reference
11:21 i cant wait, ever since the ice caves rant times you talk about how you wish you could say some of the stuff that happens
I need to stop hyping it, they're really not THAT outrageous, haha
I have been incredibly called out today
lol I know right? For me it's just window shopping. I swear Blargo! It's not an addiction!
I forgive you my wayward son, you just caught me on a cross day
Fear not, Blargho! I will never order a million cheap plastic christmas gifts because all the people I know DON'T DESERVE THEM.
Luckily, I can now tell them that they got NOTHING because an Official United States Post Office Representative told me to. Thanks!
>___
Blargho: "I can't possibly put on lotion on my hands, even though my fingertips are cracking from the cold. That is faggy!"
Also Blargho: *Gets emotionally crushed by Olmec's giant head.*
Nice.
Oh, thanks for reminding me! I need to do my all-online Christmas shopping. If I order USPS rush-delivery for all of it, you think it'll all get here in time?
>0
I don't like to order stuff. I don't want to answer to my doorbell. I don't want to be home to receive a package. I don't want to talk to my neighbors if they accepted my package for me. I can barely even tolerate opening the door after I ordered food. It's all too much for my introverted being. And on top of all that, I do not wish to give my money to megacorporations that pay their workers minimum wages to benefit the CEO alone.
Not gonna lie, that sounds less introvert and more recluse. Big line is drawn between getting tired/bored around people to hiding from social interaction.
I feel like blargho is an Amazon driver who has had enough of our shit and could possibly be the one masterminding the current strikes. 😂 much love 🧡
Up here in NORTH POLE ALASKA, USPS still does all the Amazon delivering
IT'S A NIGHTMAREAAAGAGAMGAIGMAG
Are you mayhaps feeling like a grouchy Grinch?
RAGE KEEPS ME WARM
perhaps one of the greatest rants in history?
That commentary was freaking great 😹
Classic blargo vid
Did you watch the spelunky short in the Secret Level show?
I shall do it tonight, now that I may finally rest
Best ending
you have no idea how much me and my bank account needed this blargho
MERRY CHRISIS UNCLE BLARGH 🥳🎉
uh huh -_-
great episode real funny
Gimme my gifts!
17:00
Well, i would like to disagree. I see art as a medium of expression, commentary and narration woudl fall there. I assure you even if you catastrophically fail at the most bruh moments, I'd chose to watch you over any other spelunky creator.
I’m just getting back into watching Spelunky players. Twiggle got me interested back when with CO runs and highscore gold runs. Man, RIP.
Uncle Blargho was talking about buying some kind of special toys which he needed to beat MoistCritical's WR collection. (edit: Damn he likes them local? Probably should invest in some handcrafted ones too)
Download the newest version good sir. I’m 75% sure it won’t crash
remake of the modding tutorial :3?
This is a very reasonable and easy to fulfill request!
Ah yes. gender studies college students. famously considered consumers. not the right wing nutjobs. they would never.
great vid as always brother
Who are you and why are you so angry?
You know I get angry when you talk to me this way, son >0
careful with the yt censorship. cant really differentiate between actual hate speech and jokes ans stuff
Blargho is immune to any kind of consequences like that, do not worry.
@@loganrutschilling1571 Yes, RUclips mustn't worry after his shadow ban anyways.
I didn't monetize this one to begin with. Sometimes making silly edgy jokes is worth the TWENTY BUXX I'd get over a month of views...