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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • Watch these SNL commercial parodies for dating brands like Pound Puppy, Settl and 24-Hour ENERGY Drink.
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  • @lumariadp
    @lumariadp 4 года назад +6394

    Kenan watching his actress girlfriend with that big muscled guy killed me

    • @peterbell3199
      @peterbell3199 4 года назад +183

      Came here to say the same thing. His face was great!

    • @beaujangus3619
      @beaujangus3619 4 года назад +173

      Big muscled guy was Jay Pharoah

    • @kinsleycampbell4037
      @kinsleycampbell4037 4 года назад +28

      @@beaujangus3619 oh thanks for telling

    • @Sama7941
      @Sama7941 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @PrincessArielAngel
      @PrincessArielAngel 4 года назад +41

      no lie played hermia in high school and had to act out somethin similar with my family and friends watching 😂🤣so i died at this part lol

  • @joefreeman3087
    @joefreeman3087 3 года назад +2060

    My favourite part of these sketches is seeing who they pair everyone with as couples.

    • @kmelaine
      @kmelaine 3 года назад +47

      I love that you mentioned this!

    • @stinkycheese804
      @stinkycheese804 2 года назад +13

      Well it's a limited pool of actors/actresses for the set so not all that intriguing.

    • @AnaRodriguez-nc1xj
      @AnaRodriguez-nc1xj 2 года назад +2

      Exactly!!! 😭😭

  • @kingwavy6729
    @kingwavy6729 4 года назад +3252

    "I've had it before and I'd like it again." bruh. lmfaooo

    • @pureblue4814
      @pureblue4814 4 года назад +2

      Harrasment and rapes not funny...

    • @airplantkilleryo1361
      @airplantkilleryo1361 4 года назад +31

      @@pureblue4814 what the shit are you even talking about?

    • @FleurRebelle
      @FleurRebelle 4 года назад +8

      @@pureblue4814 u must be Asexual.. dam shame hahaahHah

    • @Correc7edAura
      @Correc7edAura 4 года назад +14

      @@pureblue4814 you sound like you've had it once and need it again...

    • @mariagbayeh3592
      @mariagbayeh3592 4 года назад +27

      @@FleurRebelle not all asexual people dislike sex. Some like sex, and some like people's body but not sex, and some just don't like either

  • @xmisspowell
    @xmisspowell 4 года назад +3648

    “Someone with calloused hands and no debt” 😂😂😂 girl same

    • @topturn9653
      @topturn9653 4 года назад +7

      how ugly most of the net have come-SNL will destroy them!

    • @FleurRebelle
      @FleurRebelle 4 года назад +50

      @ that's an easy fix! Get to home depot

    •  4 года назад +14

      FleurRebelle Didn't think of that! Thanks for the tip.

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 4 года назад +4

      Top Turn What

    • @pw370m
      @pw370m 4 года назад +24

      Calloused hands ✔
      No debt ✔

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 4 года назад +5500

    A great tag line for Settl would be “Settl: Worry about finding your husband now and your divorce attorney later”

    • @retro_mac138
      @retro_mac138 4 года назад +69

      This comment is under rated

    • @urlocalautistic
      @urlocalautistic 4 года назад +6

      LOL

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 4 года назад +15

      Lyudmila Damn that’s a good deal.

    • @tovahboucher2366
      @tovahboucher2366 4 года назад +11

      Maybe it could be Stop worrying about getting married, Stuart worrying about find a divorce attorney

    • @adonaishelton3727
      @adonaishelton3727 3 года назад +5

      UNDERATED COMMENT OF THE CENTURY

  • @DC_ABC_123
    @DC_ABC_123 4 года назад +1845

    Taran Killam's quiet "mmhm" while Kate McKinnon is screaming lines in his face.

    • @interstate366
      @interstate366 4 года назад +14

      D C he’s had plenty of experience with Robin...er, Cobie Smulders.

    • @kora9732
      @kora9732 4 года назад +3

      I think it’s called “not interested”

    • @abbymorrison6857
      @abbymorrison6857 4 года назад +11

      I would have laughed. Also Cecily represents the theatre kids.

    • @joefelice5062
      @joefelice5062 4 года назад +11

      Cecily full body screaming... she’s all in for every sketch.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +3

      That's probably what Taran has to deal with with his own wife.

  • @wesramsey4945
    @wesramsey4945 4 года назад +1469

    Kate's impression of Martha Stewart sounds like doctor evil

  • @kelly2fly
    @kelly2fly 4 года назад +704

    ".......which is before my sister". Truth! 😂😂😂

    • @mattiteodorascu6372
      @mattiteodorascu6372 4 года назад +2

      What exactly is the joke...

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST 4 года назад +18

      @@mattiteodorascu6372 she doesn't want her sister getting married before her. 😂

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 4 года назад +8

      @Matti Teodorascu The lady with the app said she’s going to get married BEFORE her sister. Emphasis on 'before'.

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 4 года назад +19

      @MISSed Bandwagon Meeting him in that particular app means she's really desperate for a husband so she'll "Settl" for anyone just so she can be married BEFORE her sister. Cuz that's what matter.

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 4 года назад +1

      For those not getting the joke here’s a video clip about that exact skit acted out. Skip to 21:18
      ruclips.net/video/a2PGKiTwuAs/видео.html

  • @The1AndOnlySuperMom
    @The1AndOnlySuperMom 4 года назад +2040

    That pound puppy skit was created by a someone with a dog who is low key looking for investors on their new invention. I'm looking at you Don.

    • @beetzdon104
      @beetzdon104 4 года назад +15

      The1AndOnlySuperMom right back at you sally

    • @nerobruno
      @nerobruno 4 года назад +12

      I'd invest.

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 4 года назад +6

      I’ll take your entire stock!

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 года назад +1

      Just train the dog to go lie down.
      Done.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Год назад +2

      @@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      Where is the comedy in that!?

  • @MrPDTaylor
    @MrPDTaylor 4 года назад +2893

    Settled already exists, it's called Plenty of Fish.

    • @denisej2937
      @denisej2937 4 года назад +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jexikavindictive
      @jexikavindictive 4 года назад +22

      Lmao accurate

    • @kevinmccray1648
      @kevinmccray1648 4 года назад +97

      Lowered Expectations!

    • @aking2330
      @aking2330 4 года назад +25

      True shit I just got cussed out for trying to have a conversation on that joint

    • @djaycoughlin2817
      @djaycoughlin2817 4 года назад +36

      I think you mean
      "PLENTY OF FREAKS"

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 4 года назад +524

    oh to be a fly on the wall on that Pound Puppy pitch meeting.

    • @alanagroves1018
      @alanagroves1018 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @racheldama7666
      @racheldama7666 4 года назад +29

      Ok, so y’all know how annoying it is when your dog watches you pee? And I think we ALL hate it when our dogs watch us when we have special time with our spouses, am I right? So what if there was a product that was just a giant dog that you have sex inside so your dog won’t bother you?
      PERFECT!

    • @pammeckley3888
      @pammeckley3888 3 года назад +3

      So glad I'm not the only one that was thinking that!

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 3 года назад +6

      @@racheldama7666 wait do people just have sex with their dog in the room?? That’s weird tf put it in another room

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 года назад +1

      @@racheldama7666 Not a problem at my house. They all know GO LAY DOWN.

  • @dilibau
    @dilibau 4 года назад +318

    "...and the simple elegance of a good bang"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @VforVendettas
    @VforVendettas 4 года назад +228

    Leslie Jones face when kyle says that he should be asleep made me love this video.

  • @tawnygaona9114
    @tawnygaona9114 4 года назад +387

    As someone who has dated a comedian, I felt that last one.

    • @bl7817
      @bl7817 26 дней назад

      Right?

  • @DominiqueGarofalo
    @DominiqueGarofalo 3 года назад +544

    "AND THE AWARD GOES TO YOU FOR GOOD ACTING!!!!!!!!" I miss Taran Killam, he was hilarious.

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 2 года назад +20

      lol I was getting ready to quote this part too. He was so underrated. He could play so many diff characters, and played them so well. He was funny af too.

    • @stoverboo
      @stoverboo 2 года назад +6

      @@tyffaneelavely8087 And he never broke character.

    • @andrewodell4021
      @andrewodell4021 2 года назад +3

      Very underrated.

    • @Chris-de2qc
      @Chris-de2qc Год назад

      RIP

    • @DominiqueGarofalo
      @DominiqueGarofalo Год назад +2

      @@Chris-de2qc He's NOT dead!

  • @ik1768
    @ik1768 2 года назад +143

    4:56 Kate delivered those lines so perfectly. It was hilarious 😂 🤣

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Год назад +2

      Made me perk up for Martha Stewart once more...
      Its been a while.

  • @iknowallthesadsongs2115
    @iknowallthesadsongs2115 4 года назад +1174

    Colin with scarlet = energy drink for dating actresses

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 4 года назад +247

      Scarlet with Colin = energy drink for dating comedians

    • @waynehayes912
      @waynehayes912 4 года назад +120

      God their household must be chaotic.
      Scarlett doing karate chops fight the air speaking in Russian. While Colin's in the background going on Twitter reading off random news headlines trying to make her laugh and she just doesn't break cause she's too in character.
      Colin: Scarlett how about this one.
      A man in Missouri attempted to rob a gas station with a toy gun. When the police showed up and tried to arrest him. The man went "tag you're it" and now those police officers are in prison for 5 years for attempted robbery.
      Scarlett:
      нет Скарлетт, есть только Наташа
      (There is no Scarlett, only Natasha)

    • @iknowallthesadsongs2115
      @iknowallthesadsongs2115 4 года назад +18

      @@waynehayes912 ahahah u should write for snl that's great

    • @calsheridan8961
      @calsheridan8961 4 года назад +17

      Ohhhh that's why she's so good on SNL. Living with Colin is probably plenty practice.

    • @j2times2006
      @j2times2006 4 года назад +5

      Colin Quinn? Holy shit I didn't even know they were dating. Damn I guess he's leveled up a bit now.

  • @robhansen6553
    @robhansen6553 4 года назад +2034

    my former wife met her ex-husband on settl.

    • @FloorstheLimit
      @FloorstheLimit 4 года назад +211

      That was so complicated I stopped at former

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST 4 года назад +96

      @@FloorstheLimit 😂 😂I had to rethink the entire sentence before getting it and then going ohhh.

    • @eternalmiasma5586
      @eternalmiasma5586 4 года назад +29

      Hol up

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 4 года назад +9

      Ohh, play nice, Rob.

    • @TheIngoBeck
      @TheIngoBeck 4 года назад +16

      @Seth Organ Nothing wrong with a bit of cuckery if you can't do the job all by yourself, right?

  • @daniellebennett4513
    @daniellebennett4513 4 года назад +326

    “Your dog will smile, while you doggy style”
    -a very good marketing tactic

    • @CC3193
      @CC3193 2 года назад +7

      "so throw your dog - and yourself - a bone" Ha ha

    • @cosmicrae
      @cosmicrae 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @zmalevo2126
      @zmalevo2126 Год назад

      Use it at the park, too

  • @2G2008
    @2G2008 4 года назад +239

    "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS...MAAAAMMMAAAA!!!! BECAUSE TOMMY LOVES meeehh!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jorgealfy
    @jorgealfy 4 года назад +173

    "Rough like a rustic burlap wedding invitation"

    • @HeyZeusBelden
      @HeyZeusBelden 4 года назад +3

      Splooosh!

    • @davidlemaster2034
      @davidlemaster2034 3 года назад +1

      It goes the other way MUCH more often. Come join "Settl" you single guys......where if you're lucky you'll meet an overly needy, 38 year old woman, (well past her prime) who has 3 kids (all from different men) who is now ready to settle down with you!! Talk about lucky!?!?

    • @314jets6
      @314jets6 3 года назад +4

      @@davidlemaster2034 That's...very specific. Is there something you wanna tell us?

    • @davidlemaster2034
      @davidlemaster2034 3 года назад

      @@314jets6 nothing you'll understand, with that steady diet of blue pills on your gut LOL

  • @MayandPoppy
    @MayandPoppy 4 года назад +72

    Kate McKinnon’s Martha Stewart impression is excellent! 😂

    • @jaironunez7196
      @jaironunez7196 2 года назад +3

      That woman is a freakin' CHAMELEON!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @carolyndewey8625
      @carolyndewey8625 7 месяцев назад

      She can do Martha Stewart, and she can also do Justin Bieber.

  • @joshr277
    @joshr277 3 года назад +62

    Pound Puppy part is so funny - - “I think it’s working a little bit too well” haha 😂 4:16

  • @planetkris
    @planetkris 3 года назад +51

    It's amazing how funny it is when Kate becomes straight for skits

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 4 года назад +49

    6:07, Kenan's face while watching the performance

  • @nicolerovine9110
    @nicolerovine9110 3 года назад +82

    I don't even want to imagine a world before Cecily and Beck owned the commercial narrating game

  • @beckyingrahm5681
    @beckyingrahm5681 4 года назад +218

    "Because I'm Martha f***ing Stewart. And I can do whatever I want."

    • @MHLegacy
      @MHLegacy 3 года назад +2

      Including white collar crime (insider trading) and get off with only 5 months of minimum security and two years of house arrest. Slightly more than a slap on the wrist, but not much.

    • @GogoMkhuma
      @GogoMkhuma 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Alex-nf1jy
    @Alex-nf1jy 4 года назад +98

    thank you so much SNL people for putting these mashups together for us to enjoy all at once instead of having to jump video to video :)

  • @lexmarchus3228
    @lexmarchus3228 4 года назад +47

    The googley eyes on pound puppy killed me

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 4 года назад +67

    5:44 how did I JUST notice the phone number? Where you at, 90's kids?

    • @Correc7edAura
      @Correc7edAura 4 года назад +1

      I didn't notice either, 'Jumper' was a great song.

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 4 года назад +1

      Great catch.

  • @alidickerson2860
    @alidickerson2860 4 года назад +150

    I’m in Petco and I can’t find the adult section... please help me....

  • @steffaniemamawithapurpose7324
    @steffaniemamawithapurpose7324 4 года назад +33

    "With his anxiety, yea right" hahahhaha

  • @Sean-iz6dn
    @Sean-iz6dn 4 года назад +22

    That pound puppy one had me dead!! Lmfao 😂😆

  • @GenevieveThornton
    @GenevieveThornton 4 года назад +51

    Cecily was hilarious in the ups & downs of that phone call 😂

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Год назад +2

      She's actually always putting on wigs and being characters at her house. I bet she's so much fun to be with!

    • @leslieyancey5084
      @leslieyancey5084 8 месяцев назад

      Same intensity both ways! 🤣

  • @LukeTheDisneyGuy
    @LukeTheDisneyGuy 3 года назад +64

    the local commercial is for “3RD-I-BLINDZ” that is hilarious 🤣

  • @christodang
    @christodang 3 года назад +51

    As someone who lives in the city and doesn’t own a car, I’m so glad Settl exists

  • @superfluff106
    @superfluff106 3 года назад +23

    “The adult section at petco”😂

  • @NPRoberto
    @NPRoberto 4 года назад +678

    Settle: the dating app for those with zero self esteem!

    • @anonymoustranscriber2869
      @anonymoustranscriber2869 4 года назад +7

      hello, JODisHere
      *Get a life.*

    • @mattier.9095
      @mattier.9095 4 года назад +8

      Nicholas Roberts or for those who are realistic! Lol

    • @johnnyjoestar6838
      @johnnyjoestar6838 4 года назад +2

      @Seth Organ You forgot that theyre life generally feels pretty shit so good feelings are magnified when they do something enjoyable

    • @Plutonianextract
      @Plutonianextract 4 года назад +1

      Nicholas Roberts where do I sign up?

    • @malcolm5965
      @malcolm5965 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps Hello JOD. btw hisss

  • @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291
    @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 4 года назад +348

    Does anybody remember Mad TV Lowered Expectations?

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 года назад +24

      I do. And I always thought the guy in the opening of those sketches was peeing on the fence.

    • @BiggaTigga
      @BiggaTigga 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/atfDg4fLcks/видео.html

    • @lawrencecarr4973
      @lawrencecarr4973 4 года назад +9

      yes that was good show 👍🤣🤣🤣

    • @bailodescalza
      @bailodescalza 4 года назад +16

      That skit was gold!!! I miss MadTV!

    • @nubiansnowchic
      @nubiansnowchic 4 года назад +1

      self discarded king of ruin 72 YES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WowzersFun
    @WowzersFun 4 года назад +33

    "I don't have a car" that hit close to home

  • @miapdx503
    @miapdx503 4 года назад +31

    I've had it before and I'd like it again!
    I felt that...😂😭

  • @bedazzledskeletononesie8141
    @bedazzledskeletononesie8141 4 года назад +248

    I wonder if Colin wrote the dating actresses one 😂

    • @synia9053
      @synia9053 4 года назад +1

      Maybe

    • @Emcostanza
      @Emcostanza 4 года назад +2

      That sketch aired several years ago before they were dating so probably not

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 4 года назад +13

      Even if they were dating, the sketch is clearly about dating struggling actresses not giant movie stars. Scarlett probably takes the one for dating comedians though.

  • @CC3193
    @CC3193 2 года назад +5

    OMG Philip's hobbies! 1:19 Playing catch, laundry, lying down... Lol 🤣

  • @deannas2778
    @deannas2778 4 года назад +36

    The settle one is painfully true

  • @d_exiled_1arisen385
    @d_exiled_1arisen385 4 года назад +37

    Settle?!!
    This was hilarious. 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
    Settling up?! Her face after that kiss!! 😂🤣😂🤣
    Martha is a freak...
    🇵🇷🤘🏾

    • @luisgab707
      @luisgab707 3 года назад

      Boricua🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

  • @crazguykwan8955
    @crazguykwan8955 4 года назад +40

    Colin and Scarlet both have stock in the 24hr energy drink

  • @richardbarnes5432
    @richardbarnes5432 3 года назад +66

    As someone from the UK, Vanessa Bayer is just the perfect embodiment of what I picture every 30's white American woman to be. And she's funny.

  • @warrenkbelljr2129
    @warrenkbelljr2129 2 года назад +13

    SNL commercials are my favorites of all time. 😂😂😅

  • @jozdali00
    @jozdali00 Год назад +8

    Vanessa chugging the energy drink is hilarious 😂😂

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 3 года назад +20

    I've been a member of Settl for a year now, & I'd recommend it to all of my Dungeons & Dragons friends & gamer friends. I hope to have my first date soon! Thanks, Settl! Lol 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @johnnycto7576
    @johnnycto7576 4 года назад +11

    "The simple elegance of a good bang." LOL

  • @saxmaverick
    @saxmaverick 4 года назад +63

    FOR INTERCOURSE

  • @bobg6638
    @bobg6638 4 года назад +8

    “The simple elegance of a good bang” 😆😆😆

  • @myjudgementalself5084
    @myjudgementalself5084 4 года назад +63

    The first thing I see is Martha Stewart and I immediately know I'm gonna like it

  • @me5197
    @me5197 3 года назад +19

    Whenever I watch the SNL commercials I can’t tell when it starts if it’s a real add or not.

  • @khalilrehman6466
    @khalilrehman6466 4 года назад +96

    Kate mckinnon is my favorite celebrity love ya

  • @majorblitz7219
    @majorblitz7219 4 года назад +56

    Anyone remember, lowered expectations? Settl......

    • @bryantcurtis2665
      @bryantcurtis2665 4 года назад +1

      I do. I uploaded her sing you a love song called 18 of 72 virgins.

  • @petezzz
    @petezzz 4 года назад +14

    1:28 Ngl when my dad got engaged again he kissed his fiancee just like that. I was like ugh how can anyone date him lol

  • @williamwoodelf
    @williamwoodelf 4 года назад +10

    The "tick tock" killed me.

  • @BC-jb7mz
    @BC-jb7mz 4 года назад +15

    “Available in the adult section of petco”
    😂😂😂

  • @lesismore49
    @lesismore49 4 года назад +84

    Oh no... 😳 My boyfriend kisses like that. 😬 I've tried to retrain him, but it hasn't worked. 1:29

    • @jojobk12able
      @jojobk12able 4 года назад +28

      DUMP HIM

    • @yukorai8323
      @yukorai8323 4 года назад +21

      crispy dreams kinda sad you would dump someone for kissing weird

    • @jojobk12able
      @jojobk12able 4 года назад +9

      Yukorai she said he hasn’t changed it, he’s a wastemon!

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 4 года назад +4

      @Yukorai Depends on how long they've been dating, if they're sleeping together, how old boyfriend is, and IF he'll accept an ultimatum. Not a matter of tolerating different styles.

    • @jexikavindictive
      @jexikavindictive 4 года назад +4

      Why would someone do that?

  • @helltotheno.
    @helltotheno. 3 года назад +9

    WHO WROTE THAT DOG SKETCH ITS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

  • @b4ckwoodbilly
    @b4ckwoodbilly 3 года назад +4

    5:58 is just gold

  • @Morendo13
    @Morendo13 2 года назад +8

    Cecily is consistently hysterical.

  • @GamingwithZeroGG
    @GamingwithZeroGG 4 года назад +6

    Not being allowed to swipe left is brilliant haha

  • @lavender_lemonade333
    @lavender_lemonade333 2 года назад +10

    “Because you’re dating an actress”
    As an actress this is hilarious 😂

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 2 года назад

      what works?
      I'm curious. no insult.

  • @scheie353
    @scheie353 4 года назад +10

    So 24-hour energy is the secret of scarlett and colin great relationship 😂😂😂

  • @shawnjay7829
    @shawnjay7829 4 года назад +22

    lmfao this is hilarious asf damn pound puppy 😂

  • @staghearted9875
    @staghearted9875 4 года назад +10

    "Sushi!!"
    She's so hecking cute even though she's acting. god damn it.

  • @KimyKW
    @KimyKW 4 года назад +5

    I’m Diggin Martha, calloused hands and no debt!!! Lol!

  • @slowpoke6743
    @slowpoke6743 4 года назад +63

    I saw my ex and her new boyfriend crossing the street when a bus ran them over and killed them both. I thought to myself, wow that could've been me.
    ...then I remembered, I cant drive a bus

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 4 года назад +4

      I hope you were wearing your seat belt at least.

    • @TheAgent0060
      @TheAgent0060 4 года назад +2

      That's like a Jack Handy quote

  • @realMuseology
    @realMuseology 4 года назад +6

    "Because I'm Martha F**** Stewart. I can do whatever I want."
    Priceless!

  • @melissaburris7755
    @melissaburris7755 4 года назад +4

    "Like a rustic burlap wedding invitation" 😂😂😂

  • @alyssajade6802
    @alyssajade6802 4 года назад +8

    as an actress, the end of the dating actresses one was honestly really sweet lol that’s all i want in a s/o

  • @georgenotsmith2804
    @georgenotsmith2804 4 года назад +7

    "Hey, uh, anybody need a stool sample?"

  • @alicia27ish
    @alicia27ish 4 года назад +45

    Have a super day everyone!!

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      hi Byrd. btw hot girls

    • @jeshkam
      @jeshkam 4 года назад

      @Pipe Tunes So you're Russian then?

    • @enzoo4422
      @enzoo4422 4 года назад

      You too!

    • @jeshkam
      @jeshkam 4 года назад

      @Luic Bruni Don't ask me, I have no clue.

  • @avarada17
    @avarada17 4 года назад +7

    “I want a guy who’s rough like a rustic burlap wedding invitation”

  • @the_rebekah_leigh
    @the_rebekah_leigh 4 года назад +15

    In the first sketch, when the guy went to kiss Vanessa, it broke me 😂 I feel like that's one that a lot of people (guys) might miss, but having gone out with guys who really do think girls like kissing like that, I got it the instant I saw it 😂

    • @ericdarden2751
      @ericdarden2751 3 года назад +1

      That is however, like a pretty easy fix. It literally takes less than 10 minutes to teach guy to kiss well.

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 3 года назад +1

      @@ericdarden2751 There isn't a single woman alive who hasn't had to do it.

  • @metalgrinch
    @metalgrinch 3 года назад +11

    That Martha Stewart impersonation is hysterical 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @Algedibarrios
    @Algedibarrios 4 года назад +4

    What a beautiful eyes!!! 2:20

  • @airressunplugged1994
    @airressunplugged1994 4 года назад +15

    So Settl is an app...I thought it was just a way of life

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 3 года назад

      As it is. And always has been for 99% of the population, particularly women.

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 2 года назад +8

    Fun Fact: They didn't tell Cicelly the cameras were on at 5:22. They caught that backstage.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Год назад

      Hahahaha
      I did hear that she wears wigs and makes characters when she's at home. I bet she's so fun to be around!

  • @alumpyhorse
    @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +4

    6:14 rarely see Kate McKinnon break 👏😂

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Год назад +2

      Oh my gosh - Smokery Farms is HILARIOUS she broke so much bahhahah

  • @davidthomas6094
    @davidthomas6094 3 года назад +3

    Great stuff. Pound Puppy was a welcome surprise. Gotta admire who thinks up something that random for a sketch.

  • @banquo4223
    @banquo4223 4 года назад +5

    The scary thing is, if you're not actually paying attention to the video, these sound like completely normal commercials

  • @wilkowei5321
    @wilkowei5321 4 года назад +3

    The image of 1:59 are so youtube commercial type, I would almost close this video lol

  • @pixiebells
    @pixiebells 4 года назад +11

    See, the Pound Puppy is clever. But this is partly why we have 2 cats. I shake the bag of treats, they both come running. I give them each a few, then throw a handful in the air for them to squabble over and dash to the bedroom close the door & we're good. Just another reason cats are easier pets. 🐈

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 3 года назад +1

      Please elaborate what goes on after you close the bedroom door (and it'd be really helpful with pics or vids). It's for a friend's educational purposes.

  • @stacyneuman8619
    @stacyneuman8619 4 года назад +17

    I love the Martha Stewart,I cant stand her and just found this entire thing funny...good one SNL 😂

  • @MorganWeske
    @MorganWeske 4 года назад +3

    HAHAHA that open mouth kiss! dead!

  • @generaltso6914
    @generaltso6914 3 года назад +4

    The actress skit is so true! I shared a house with 6 other people in LA and one of them was an actress whose show had been cancelled and was looking for new things (8 is enough etc) and she was exhausting!!

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 2 года назад +2

    1:00 That's a good idea ngl

  • @FreeMarketSecularist
    @FreeMarketSecularist 4 года назад +40

    I love these parodies

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      hi Marie. btw hot girls

  • @lilistoyanova9698
    @lilistoyanova9698 2 года назад +2

    "Someone with calloused hands and no debt." 😂 Yep, that would be the one

  • @aquablue1252
    @aquablue1252 4 года назад +12

    Man my crush on Taran just grows he is so fcking handsome

  • @Prismalpink
    @Prismalpink 3 года назад +1

    Hahaha the Pound Puppy one killed me xDDD I’m in tears right now... And lmao at “Settl” xDDD It’s a great pun on purposely misspelled apps

  • @racheldama7666
    @racheldama7666 4 года назад +9

    Kate McKinnon is so talented, that range is amazing!

  • @lisirchin
    @lisirchin Год назад +2

    Settl and pound puppy were hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @xaesalyszimpkee
    @xaesalyszimpkee 4 года назад +3

    1:32 my face when the date went bad but he is hell bent on kissing me goodnight

  • @layladai9210
    @layladai9210 4 года назад +51

    I have a problem with dating. Honestly some of these things might be useful for me.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      hello Dai. btw hot girls

    • @The_RC_Guru
      @The_RC_Guru 4 года назад +2

      You’re probably crazy then. Guys will put up with it for awhile but won’t stick around.

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 4 года назад +1

      Layla Dai You and everyone on the planet 😂

    • @layladai9210
      @layladai9210 4 года назад +2

      Mike S actually I’m lesbian so...

    • @The_RC_Guru
      @The_RC_Guru 4 года назад

      Layla Dai sooo what’s your point? Maybe you don’t practice good hygiene. Replace “guy” with “girl” lol. It’s 2020 I forgot I need to only speak in gender neutral terms.

  • @picknbeansmamma
    @picknbeansmamma 4 года назад +3

    "And of course, the elegance of a good bang."