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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @Aius-
    @Aius- Год назад +31109

    Hi! Canadian here.
    Federal workers went on strike over a new governmental policy and basically paralyzed our most important federal infrastructure for better pay and a better working deal.
    Shit got real here.

    • @travisjackson2809
      @travisjackson2809 Год назад +1142

      Thanks, was wondering what I missed

    • @BetweenTheBorders
      @BetweenTheBorders Год назад +976

      I hope it resolves soon. Critical infrastructure is, you know, critical.

    • @Aius-
      @Aius- Год назад +482

      @Michael Faragher
      I'm pretty sure it did, our revenue agency workers (our version of the IRS) said the deal wasn't good enough though, I'll update myself on the situation later but from what I recall last week they were still striking.

    • @nocovanco6179
      @nocovanco6179 Год назад

      Is it like when the US government "shuts down"
      Basically they keep paying themselves and stop doing their job because of hurt feelings?

    • @andrewthomson
      @andrewthomson Год назад +1

      >most important federal infrastructure
      Lmaoooo get real you muppet. A bunch of thieves and secretaries went on strike.

  • @amaas211
    @amaas211 Год назад +1635

    "I'm about to stop saying sorry."
    And
    "I don't like being a warcrime sandwich."
    Had me dead.

    • @bigbeangames6297
      @bigbeangames6297 Год назад +8

      Richard hammond voice: and theres another war criminal in the middle!

    • @NatEff3ct
      @NatEff3ct Год назад +12

      @@bigbeangames6297 America is the only country in the world that goes out its way to stop war crimes from happening. That doesn’t mean they never happen, they sometimes still do despite the aggressive and costly efforts however it’s the exception to the rule.

    • @breyer1236
      @breyer1236 4 месяца назад +11

      Canada's motto in war is basically "it's not a war crime the first time".

    • @lifeexpression5036
      @lifeexpression5036 4 месяца назад

      You do realize that America is the biggest perpetrator of war crimes in the world right ?

  • @jbrcook01
    @jbrcook01 Год назад +36735

    Canada: “I'm sorry..."
    Everywhere else: “Oh thank God."
    Canada: “...for what I am about to do."
    Everywhere else: “Ahh fuck..."

    • @joshfiander1683
      @joshfiander1683 Год назад +707

      Let the 1 vs 20 begin

    • @jbrcook01
      @jbrcook01 Год назад +148

      @@joshfiander1683 Lol.

    • @quentin9676
      @quentin9676 Год назад +525

      Ask God for mercy; I have no more left in me.

    • @seriusli8463
      @seriusli8463 Год назад +104

      @@joshfiander1683 1v171

    • @HaloWolf102
      @HaloWolf102 Год назад +100

      ....These humans feasting on its carcass.

  • @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow
    @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow 9 месяцев назад +2710

    Fun fact: When we say sorry in Canada, it is in the past, present and future tense. Past tense for the creation of the Geneva-to-do List, present for whatever actual thing that has just occurred and future for whoever goes full FAFO and we get a long awaited opportunity to complete the Geneva Side Quests and Speedrun challenge points.

    • @arianhrodkeltoi8104
      @arianhrodkeltoi8104 7 месяцев назад +36

      Hmm. Curious about that Geneva thing. What is it? 😏 Does it piss the US off?..

    • @galaxy_plays2486
      @galaxy_plays2486 7 месяцев назад +120

      @@arianhrodkeltoi8104 No, from my understanding, it's a list about all the war crimes that are banned to do while at war. The thing is that canadians are very creative so they manage to add a lot to the list. Hope this helps.

    • @laurakastrup
      @laurakastrup 6 месяцев назад +55

      @@arianhrodkeltoi8104generally speaking it’s more likely the CIA takes notes and use it as torture methods-
      The Canadians are very creative

    • @luminary69revision2
      @luminary69revision2 6 месяцев назад +43

      AW HELL NAH GENEVA TO DO LIST
      damn I heard geneva checklist from HLC's videos and thought that was the greatest but nah this one is so much better
      shit made me genuinely actually laugh out loud aint no way

    • @TheMandaloreFett
      @TheMandaloreFett 6 месяцев назад +7

      Based Canadian ❤

  • @HanzTheODST
    @HanzTheODST Год назад +16833

    “Incompetent war criminal on one side, successful war criminal on the other.” That shit had me dying

    • @darklighter8968
      @darklighter8968 Год назад

      So, im a lil rusty on Canadian history (actually no fkin idea to be fair), why are they successful war criminals?

    • @Cobenop
      @Cobenop Год назад +528

      As an Alaskan i can confirm it had me dying too.

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. Год назад +116

      Which one Is which though!?

    • @colbynoonan4222
      @colbynoonan4222 Год назад

      Canada would be the successful one Russia has been sanctioned for its crimes we still be chilling

    • @jkjkrandom
      @jkjkrandom Год назад +734

      ​@@BigWheel.The incompetent one is currently losing a war
      Edit: Can you all stop replying to an 11 month old comment, situations change.

  • @becausereasons8507
    @becausereasons8507 Год назад +9684

    For those that are unaware of this little timbit:
    Canadian soldiers were once responsible for clearing buildings in Urban warfare. They would throw in a grenade to clear a room and then check to see if anyone was in there.
    Flashbangs were invented afterwards.

    • @JerichoYeet
      @JerichoYeet Год назад +318

      I thought it was more then just grenades and flashbangs?

    • @SexiestSnowLeopard
      @SexiestSnowLeopard Год назад +572

      ​@@JerichoYeet oh its so much more, but they DO love their grenades

    • @NicPTheMeme
      @NicPTheMeme Год назад +342

      Hehehe, 'timbit'

    • @davidfitzsimmons2451
      @davidfitzsimmons2451 Год назад +1031

      during I want to say the second world war there is what some circles call the 'war crime olympics' between Canada and Germany. see Germany, especially most of the men actually doing the fighting, had no idea canada was still technically fighting on behalf of the british crown so they had NO IDEA why canada was there because all they knew was canada 'didnt declare war'. so they though canadian soldiers were mercenaries and THUS free to kill when surrendering.
      Canadias come across regiments killed by point blank bayonets to the backs. something only possible if taken prisoner first. So began Canada's and Germany's mounting escalations of 'Just Reprisal' on the other.

    • @ChicagoHOG27
      @ChicagoHOG27 Год назад +126

      ​@David Fitzsimmons thank you for that summary!

  • @Justacanadian319
    @Justacanadian319 10 месяцев назад +346

    As a candian, I COMPLETELY love all your videos about canada. It really makes me laugh. You are officially EH aproved. :)

    • @framergod69
      @framergod69 8 месяцев назад +4

      as a Canadian you probably should know that the C should be a capital

    • @Justacanadian319
      @Justacanadian319 8 месяцев назад +8

      Oh yeah, sorry about that.

    • @Mylecentvingt
      @Mylecentvingt 7 месяцев назад +2

      As a Quebecer
      I didn’t know we was like that xD

    • @harrisonchr
      @harrisonchr 5 месяцев назад

      Agreed

    • @Métisuncool
      @Métisuncool 5 месяцев назад

      As a Oil loving Albertan I have No idea what this comment is about

  • @twatmere9726
    @twatmere9726 7 месяцев назад +251

    Geneva Convention: BRING OUT MORE PAPERS, WE'RE MAKING NEW FUCKING RULES CUZ THEY'RE GONNA STOP SAYING SORRY.

    • @oTheMapleKind
      @oTheMapleKind 5 месяцев назад +20

      So sorry, I think you misspelled Geneva Suggestion.
      Sincerely,
      A Canadian

    • @TheFNAFVet
      @TheFNAFVet 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@oTheMapleKind😰

    • @aaronpoorman5060
      @aaronpoorman5060 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@oTheMapleKindi like to call it the Genevea Early Learning guide as we can always improve on old studies.

    • @ryanbauer3680
      @ryanbauer3680 2 дня назад

      Now imagine this is coming from Switzerland.

  • @HairyHillman
    @HairyHillman Год назад +879

    "We know how your hat, and my hat, get when they are irritated". As a Scot I approve this message!

    • @fuckgucci
      @fuckgucci Год назад +42

      Half the shit in the Geneva convention was cus if canana 😂

    • @adjustedrex4304
      @adjustedrex4304 Год назад +19

      as a canadian i approve as well

    • @jafsrob
      @jafsrob 5 месяцев назад +4

      Idk if its because I can sense the fellow angry hat energy, but I love the Scottish accent

    • @margaretwentz4568
      @margaretwentz4568 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@fuckguccihalf?

    • @angatippah6491
      @angatippah6491 5 месяцев назад +10

      They'd better start calling us their toque if they know what's good for them. Just sayin

  • @jacplac97
    @jacplac97 Год назад +20041

    "I don't like being a warcrime sandwich"
    Poland: First time?

    • @Camandersol
      @Camandersol Год назад +376

      Underrated comment

    • @Hello-vi1xl
      @Hello-vi1xl Год назад +198

      Alaska has been a sandwich for longer then Poland

    • @jacplac97
      @jacplac97 Год назад +104

      @@Hello-vi1xl how?

    • @warnabrotha95YT
      @warnabrotha95YT Год назад +73

      Yo, that one there was a violation, personally I wouldn't have it.

    • @SomethingRandom132
      @SomethingRandom132 Год назад +47

      ​@@jacplac97 Since Canada joined WW1

  • @scrantondangler8068
    @scrantondangler8068 Год назад +6348

    Satan: Why is this place getting colder?
    Demon: Master! Canada just said it's about to stop saying sorry.
    Satan: Shit

  • @kissynuggett3727
    @kissynuggett3727 8 месяцев назад +243

    Canada is like that really nice kid in school who secretly knows kung fu and has an unstable home life who is just one wedgie away from no longer being able to hold it together and messing everyone in his path up

    • @FatherTime-i7x
      @FatherTime-i7x 4 месяца назад +8

      Sounds to me like you know someone 😉 better to keep them by your side then have them against you

    • @CharlieKoth
      @CharlieKoth 4 месяца назад

      Love the analogy!

    • @ShearedJoy
      @ShearedJoy 3 месяца назад +3

      One wedgie away 😂

    • @AndyfnB
      @AndyfnB 3 месяца назад +1

      In HS that was literally my best freind. He didn't do MMA back then but when some bench warmers on the football team decided to beef with him for some reason. He stole one of their GF's calculators jackoff on it and gave it back. And here like "dude you realize we know all the smartest kids in school, my other freinds are the actual athletes, and I take the classes with the actual bullies. And you do THAT.😂😂😂"

    • @LiamHarnish
      @LiamHarnish Месяц назад

      i feel like this is more accurate then i was expecting im a canadian and loves to do karate and jujitsu
      and i just deal with people being annoying as heck to me and am for now to nice to do things lol

  • @johnusas2870
    @johnusas2870 Год назад +18530

    Casually calls Britain red coat and he repsonds. Had me dying😂

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 Год назад +458

      When your tecnical dad lets the nickname insutl pass..
      Then you know its a big deal

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman Год назад +46

      @@articusramos808 Big Brother*

    • @gilliganallmighty3
      @gilliganallmighty3 Год назад +341

      ​@@Bluesonofman nah, dad is a more fitting analogy. The US would more be a big brother to Australia and Canada.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman Год назад +139

      @@gilliganallmighty3 As a member of the Hetalia fandom I have to disagree with you. America and Canada are Twins, Britan is the Older Half Brother who Raised both, France is the Gay older half Brother, India is the Adopted Brother, Australia is the Brother no one sees except at family events, Spain is the Older half Brother who was a bigshot but now is a shadow of his former self, Mexico is the Half sister who is always needs help.

    • @tmaster3332
      @tmaster3332 Год назад +146

      @@Bluesonofman that doesn't make any sense, at least Britain being a sibling. The US and Canada were both colonies made by Britain, France, and a tiny bit of spain.

  • @Thememester439
    @Thememester439 Год назад +6265

    Canadians are either "I'm sorry" or "you'll be sorry"

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Год назад +62

      *_Totally said something witty but now ya'll never know_*

    • @PrairieGrass420
      @PrairieGrass420 Год назад +90

      10000000% and this is from a Canadian. I'm a strong believer of fuck around and find out but for your own good leave me the fuck alone with my rez brew and dry meat, its almost hockey season and I don't wanna be bothered this close and risk missing puck drop

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Год назад +26

      @@PrairieGrass420 Okie-dokie, I'm gonna be having my 7th BBQ this month while watching the big game.
      *Murica vs Conadah, who will win??*

    • @jamesmacintyre1415
      @jamesmacintyre1415 Год назад +2

      Exactly

    • @lachychops2
      @lachychops2 Год назад +22

      "You'll be sorry, because it ain't a war crime the first time"

  • @timlumberry5432
    @timlumberry5432 Год назад +7290

    I busted out laughing at the "war crime sandwich" line.

    • @Arturino_Burachelini
      @Arturino_Burachelini Год назад +106

      Those who "wrote" the Geneva conventions and those who follow it to the letter, or why Bucha and Izium are massacres but not genocides (they had 50 souls spared not to trespass the 500 threshhold)

    • @Gidi66
      @Gidi66 Год назад +39

      ​@@Arturino_Burachelini well genocide is the complete destruction of a people's, language/culture/history/population, so if some survived then it's not a genocide.

    • @Arturino_Burachelini
      @Arturino_Burachelini Год назад +50

      @@Gidi66Convention on Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide, Article 2: "... or in part".
      Interestingly, the 500-person requirement is missing there... Watched too much Kraut I guess

    • @Gidi66
      @Gidi66 Год назад +1

      @@Arturino_Burachelini "genocide
      /ˈdʒɛnəsʌɪd/
      noun
      the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group." Didn't know reading a dictionary made me a German, maybe it's that commie cope you got going on there kid.

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL Год назад +9

      @@Arturino_Burachelini what’s point you trying to make?

  • @tambustarfire1115
    @tambustarfire1115 7 месяцев назад +150

    As an Australian, Our response to "I am about to stop saying Sorry" would have been "Ah, Fuck."

    • @KR1D3R
      @KR1D3R 2 месяца назад +3

      Too Rite 😂

    • @christopherj9744
      @christopherj9744 Месяц назад +2

      To be fair, those words are part of almost every sentence for an Aussie.
      🤔 Pretty sure, if those aren't your first words, you get deported & become a Kiwi, yeah?

    • @tambustarfire1115
      @tambustarfire1115 Месяц назад +2

      @@christopherj9744 Being 50% Kiwi anyway, the response would have been either "Ah, Fuck" or "You're Fucked". And if the response wasn't either of those, you get deported to West Island (Australia).

  • @ISAFMobius18
    @ISAFMobius18 Год назад +5546

    The "shit, shit, shit, shit" got me. Great call back btw

  • @theironduke1175
    @theironduke1175 Год назад +5648

    For all those asking "What's happening in Canada" here ya go: There are out of control wildfires and flooding in multiple places. Ottawa just expelled a Chinese diplomat for interfering with an MP(Member of parliament) and his family. Bill C-11 passed recently. People are also just upset with the way the government has handled a lot of issues. Oh and hockey is almost over. I know I probably missed stuff, reply with anything I missed if you wish.

    • @aaron2923
      @aaron2923 Год назад +229

      Thanks, I was just about to ask what was going on with the neighbor to the north

    • @Akren905
      @Akren905 Год назад

      Ummmm.... spring was late.. leafs lost.. carbon taxes, ridiculous gun "control", the new bills recently passed from c11 to the internet bullying.
      Anyone in an old COD lobby would be dacing about 12 years for their words by this law. We have gone from the land of the acceptance to the land of STFU and take it... we dont want to take it anymore!
      Yes that was twisted sister reference

    • @dra6o0n
      @dra6o0n Год назад

      Canada is the last few bastions of wilderness for forests and nature, if that goes up in flames, say goodbye to a good chunk of your planet, and a source of oxygen.

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral Год назад +116

      Oh no! Anyway...

    • @DeepFleeceheart
      @DeepFleeceheart Год назад +35

      Doin the lord's work

  • @centurion7398
    @centurion7398 Год назад +1300

    Canada snorts and wakes up from peaceful slumber once a century or so to go "oh well it's about that time again war crimes o'clock!" and off they go.

    • @itsthecanadianking
      @itsthecanadianking 8 месяцев назад +3

      Amen very true

    • @The.Sages.Corner
      @The.Sages.Corner 8 месяцев назад +44

      They don't commit war crimes. They create the checklist. 😂

    • @centurion7398
      @centurion7398 8 месяцев назад +26

      @@The.Sages.Corner well technically it’s not a war crime the first time. Can’t wait to see what they come up
      With for the next big one. Should make for some good history channels documentarys

    • @MWG603
      @MWG603 8 месяцев назад

      lemme show you a trick we learned in ww1 (germans hate this shit lol)

    • @therobustempyrean1436
      @therobustempyrean1436 8 месяцев назад

      Nah, Canadians are just mean prices, and they do a good job at hiding it most of the time.

  • @Jaryck789
    @Jaryck789 8 месяцев назад +25

    As a Canadian, I'm not ashamed of how many times i watches this and just nodded and laughed

  • @ThorMoore
    @ThorMoore Год назад +6072

    “I’m about to stop saying sorry” coming from Canada, that’s gotta be one of the most terrifying one-liners ever

    • @titusprecision
      @titusprecision Год назад +108

      Pfft. We got nothing now. Half our military dont know which bathroom to use. Trudeau undid all the badass we always kept in reserve. Most of us are just trying to find a way to eat after carbon tax has made a pound of ground beef cost 25 bucks

    • @summerfireking
      @summerfireking Год назад

      Maybe it's a war crime or maybe it's Canada

    • @Quintonias
      @Quintonias Год назад +31

      ​@@titusprecision"badass" doesn't matter when the "badass" has a gun.

    • @kleinuzimacki8873
      @kleinuzimacki8873 Год назад +22

      @@Quintoniasyou’d be surprised. A dumbass with a gun can look like a badass, but doesn’t mean they are one. Just means they’re likely to overcompensate

    • @Quintonias
      @Quintonias Год назад +31

      @@kleinuzimacki8873 "Hey, Sarge, the Americans are here!"
      "Yeah, the WOKE military of the WOKE America ain't gonna hurt a fly."
      "Sarge, do you think their training is any different because they wear a dress in their downtime?"
      ^What will probably happen in any, serious, conversation should this be brought up in an actual conflict.

  • @adudeee
    @adudeee Год назад +3460

    Canada: "I'm not sorry"
    *DOOM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*

    • @gilliesiut2332
      @gilliesiut2332 Год назад +64

      People wonder why we say sorry a lot. It’s because of what happens when you don’t… London, Ontario (a city close to me) is the serial killer capital of the world. 😅

    • @kakogamer8792
      @kakogamer8792 Год назад +6

      ​@@gilliesiut2332 hey vanadian from Ontario here could you please explain?

    • @GreenLeafUponTheSky
      @GreenLeafUponTheSky Год назад +3

      you're excused

    • @newxskin7750
      @newxskin7750 Год назад

      The only thing they fear, are unapologetic Canadians

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 Год назад +5

      ​@@gilliesiut2332 wait, what? Fuck, I live near London, in the former railway city. Damn.

  • @TogTeg
    @TogTeg Год назад +6520

    "I'm not sorry"
    **everyone panics**

    • @adamhanc6029
      @adamhanc6029 Год назад

      Half the geneva convention was made to stop canadians from doing war crimes...

    • @Hypogeal-Foundation
      @Hypogeal-Foundation Год назад +152

      *Canadian ww1 warcrimes intensify*

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 Год назад +95

      @@Hypogeal-Foundation taking prisoners is for the weak countries' armies

    • @jenniferlumiqued
      @jenniferlumiqued Год назад

      Canada suddenly becomes stronger than the us and takes over the world

    • @SonicChao113
      @SonicChao113 Год назад +35

      @@paddington1670 as a canadian i agree

  • @NatBlondy239
    @NatBlondy239 8 месяцев назад +34

    Honestly just the knowledge this dude knows Scottish folk will fuck shit up when provoked is god tier

    • @JessicasCreativeSpot
      @JessicasCreativeSpot 5 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you for informing me, I didn't know 😊

    • @jamesThebulbmin
      @jamesThebulbmin 3 месяца назад +1

      LETS DO IT

    • @misaelarroyo5712
      @misaelarroyo5712 2 месяца назад

      Trained with royal Marines years back in my time, a great load of them were Scottish or northern brits

  • @a.s.3805
    @a.s.3805 Год назад +839

    Canada: “I’m about to stop saying sorry”
    Germany: *PTSD*.

    • @marikroyals7111
      @marikroyals7111 Год назад +98

      Screaming "It wasn't us this time we swear" running away full tilt.

    • @a.s.3805
      @a.s.3805 Год назад +65

      @@marikroyals7111 *hurriedly digs trench and curls up in fetal position*.

    • @marikroyals7111
      @marikroyals7111 Год назад +52

      @@a.s.3805 After they fill in the trench with them in it.
      Edit: To muffle the uncontrolled sobbing of course.

    • @a.s.3805
      @a.s.3805 Год назад +28

      @@marikroyals7111 Of course, understandable

    • @johnathonclayton6964
      @johnathonclayton6964 Год назад +26

      Pegahmagabow: in the trenches, no one can hear you scream.

  • @fedupinOhio
    @fedupinOhio Год назад +5114

    Incredibly apologetic Canada: gone!
    Walking genocide Canada: activated!
    Western Countries: terrified. 😂

    • @narthted8200
      @narthted8200 Год назад +149

      They've always been like this. It's just that they're showing it right now.

    • @tera59487
      @tera59487 Год назад +40

      F L E E

    • @dra6o0n
      @dra6o0n Год назад

      It's very very easy for Canada to go from democratic to dictatorship in a instant because a lot of interest and civil resolutions is based on the population and if you have a population of shills invade and take over the government process, then you can easily turn Canada into a puppet state.
      This is if there is no outside help or intelligence agencies to push back against this threat.
      China is a huge one with immigration, it's a open border until it ends up not.

    • @alphathefinalbalance7611
      @alphathefinalbalance7611 Год назад

      Literally in hibernation since WW1

    • @mattd5240
      @mattd5240 Год назад +99

      Now we just need a laser eye meme of a mounty saying "I'm aboot to stop saying sorry."

  • @Awesomeevrydy
    @Awesomeevrydy Год назад +1659

    When the Canadians show their evil side you know something is gonna happen
    “There’s a reason why we got our own beach on D-day” -Canadian man

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Год назад +145

      And one of the hardest beachheads to establish! Our grandfathers did us and the Commonwealth proud

    • @eatonasher3398
      @eatonasher3398 Год назад +33

      @@nuru666 Damn right they did. YE YE

    • @FRailFan
      @FRailFan Год назад +42

      So why did the Canadians sink one of their own ships before the landings? To give the German's a handicap?

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Год назад +30

      @@FRailFan Honestly have no idea what you're talking about, pass the sauce?

    • @EndMaster0
      @EndMaster0 Год назад +107

      @@nuru666 and also were the only group to claim the first days objectives on-schedule every other beach was delayed at least slightly. Actually it got to the point where the Canadians had to be told to slow down because they were getting to far ahead of the rest of the invasion.

  • @HerEraDivine
    @HerEraDivine Месяц назад +4

    "I'm about to stop saying sorry" I'm a southern US citizen and that had me clutching my pearls.

  • @WatchTheWorldBurn63
    @WatchTheWorldBurn63 Год назад +645

    The worst people to anger are the ones who are almost always polite. There is usually a quiet fury hidden behind those smiles

    • @ethanrepp-apostolico5982
      @ethanrepp-apostolico5982 Год назад +65

      As they say there are 4 things all men should fear, the night with no moon, a woman’s scorn, the calm before the storm, and the wrath of a calm fellow

    • @ideitbawxproductions1880
      @ideitbawxproductions1880 Год назад +26

      We only awake that fury when it's necessary. If all you do is scream and holler, it just becomes background noise. When people don't expect it, suddenly you have their attention

    • @english3175
      @english3175 Год назад +19

      Canada bouta go back to 1944 and take no prisoners😂

    • @rcavicchijr
      @rcavicchijr Год назад +13

      I read that as: "there's a quiet furry hidden behind those smiles."

    • @hollandaise84
      @hollandaise84 Год назад +8

      @@english3175 lol. yeah, we did some pretty horrific shit during the first and second WW’s.

  • @godamid4889
    @godamid4889 Год назад +1677

    As an Australian I can confirm that the idea of Canada losing their shit is scary af.
    It's always the quiet guy...

    • @happyfisherman4432
      @happyfisherman4432 Год назад +52

      we Canadians are just fine unless we got a hockey stick then we may kill ya.

    • @BeerKat
      @BeerKat Год назад +6

      true

    • @OGslays
      @OGslays Год назад +10

      Not really the country is a joke.

    • @godamid4889
      @godamid4889 Год назад +20

      @@OGslays could be worse, you could be in the USA.

    • @ONEMoneyONE
      @ONEMoneyONE Год назад +8

      @@OGslays
      Step 1: Be worn by America
      Step 2:
      Step 3: Profit

  • @seppoju559
    @seppoju559 Год назад +1110

    As an Alaskan resident it made my day to see that someone finally talked about how fucked we are the sandwich is scary man

    • @Steve_Deeep
      @Steve_Deeep Год назад +29

      Bro I’m from the 907, we are stacked on military shit, no need to worry 🤘🫡

    • @seppoju559
      @seppoju559 Год назад +14

      @@Steve_Deeep fuck yeah brother 🫡

    • @DavidLodgeclassof
      @DavidLodgeclassof 11 месяцев назад +9

      Is there really an expectation that Russian soldiers will just... walk to America by the closest land connection? I would think going into Canada, then having a massive border that's hard to guard, would be better.
      Basically, Canada talks about the sandwich, too

    • @seppoju559
      @seppoju559 11 месяцев назад +3

      lol not wrong@@DavidLodgeclassof

    • @krakenskits3374
      @krakenskits3374 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@DavidLodgeclassofdont give them ideas😭😭😭

  • @brandonlee773
    @brandonlee773 9 месяцев назад +25

    As a Canadian, "no sorries and no surrender" is going on my war helmet

  • @parkerosborn8474
    @parkerosborn8474 Год назад +773

    When Canada starts to get annoyed:
    U.S.: Hey, I heard that Russia said he hates hockey.
    Russia: Well, fuck.
    Alaska: Holy fucking shit.

    • @aisnice7421
      @aisnice7421 8 месяцев назад +11

      Russian dont hate hockey

    • @Dr.Kryptanical
      @Dr.Kryptanical 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@aisnice7421 I think they mean the country (as in government) not necessary it's people!

    • @connorb8464
      @connorb8464 7 месяцев назад +21

      Or maybe “I heard Russia says they’re better than you at hockey” that would probably piss them off even more.

    • @aisnice7421
      @aisnice7421 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@Dr.Kryptanical no one hate hockey in Russia. I live in small town with 15 000 people, and we have 3 hockey stadiums, i personally live close to one.

    • @aisnice7421
      @aisnice7421 7 месяцев назад

      @@connorb8464 yeap, that's more like it

  • @amokriinprolgiid3409
    @amokriinprolgiid3409 Год назад +978

    Anybody who knows who Leo Major was knows exactly how much of a force of nature some Canadians can be. Man liberated a whole city during WWII BY HIMSELF. He lost an eye, and instead of retiring, became a sniper because he "only needs one eye to shoot". He was going to be awarded the canadian version of a medal of honor, but DECLINED, claiming his commanding officer was incompetent. On top of all this, he was never killed. He lived a normal life until he died of more or less natural causes. If all Canadians were like him, the rest of the world would be screwed.

    • @alexjackyperson101
      @alexjackyperson101 Год назад +1

      Don't forget all the war crimes Canada did in ww1

    • @Batboy11k
      @Batboy11k Год назад +23

      jesus christ…

    • @TheBreadIord
      @TheBreadIord Год назад +46

      Bro had plot armor

    • @EliasLupin
      @EliasLupin Год назад +1

      Holy shit wait a min, i think you are on something. Leo Major was Québécois, and canadians started to pump the Québec Bashing levels up recently...
      I think they are trying transform everyone in some raging berserkers only to unleash us on someone else.

    • @melodywheeler1468
      @melodywheeler1468 Год назад +23

      1eye gone and stoped an invasion and a bombardment but lost a friend in that battle

  • @zenopssmdk
    @zenopssmdk Год назад +1476

    As a Canadian this makes me smile with patriotic pride. Because everyone knows a pissed off Canadian won't be fun for anyone.

    • @DamienDarkside
      @DamienDarkside Год назад +68

      I know I'm late af, but also as a Canadian its great to know how other countries feel about us. I love the rep of "Oh Canada? Don't worry about them. They're always nice, until they aren't."

    • @kristawingate9524
      @kristawingate9524 Год назад +15

      I am Canadian

    • @zenopssmdk
      @zenopssmdk Год назад +44

      ​@@kristawingate9524 The list for Goniva conventions is incomplete, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD TO IT!

    • @maryhanke8400
      @maryhanke8400 11 месяцев назад +6

      Yea… successful war crimes my dudes 🤣

    • @entropy3850
      @entropy3850 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yep

  • @PamelaTeel
    @PamelaTeel 8 месяцев назад +8

    "I am about to stop saying sorry."
    You know, it's a worldwide problem when that happens.

  • @nate4036
    @nate4036 Год назад +6346

    Canada: about to stop saying sorry
    USMC: shit, there’s about to be a longer list of things we can’t do anymore……

    • @seanmfitzpatrick95
      @seanmfitzpatrick95 Год назад +176

      Underrated comment, have a like.

    • @kkhackett
      @kkhackett Год назад +186

      Lolz. Our Canadian anger is slow to wake, but hard to sate…… 😈

    • @nate4036
      @nate4036 Год назад +80

      @@kkhackett y’all have some really great military personnel up there. I’d love to seen their work in earlier years

    • @kkhackett
      @kkhackett Год назад +2

      @@nate4036 bruh. Check out the newfies from both world wars. They were straight savages. The bloody krauts used to call us stormtroopers……
      The blue putties for example!
      Your props are much appreciate! 🍻

    • @nate4036
      @nate4036 Год назад +7

      @@kkhackett will do

  • @Redfoxjack
    @Redfoxjack Год назад +2361

    switzerland “fuck I’m gonna have to update the fucking big book of warcrimes agin”

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Год назад +26

      LOL

    • @firedrake110
      @firedrake110 Год назад +247

      Are we ashamed we're the reason for about a third of them? Yes.
      Would we do it again? You shouldn't have to ask

    • @ithiriaderitan1745
      @ithiriaderitan1745 Год назад +93

      If they air droppin tims and maple syrup in moscow.... ya Switzerland definatly going to need to update the book as we canadian's go get out timmys

    • @DovahGirlie
      @DovahGirlie Год назад +44

      I can already hear them applying articles about using Timbits as bullets. God forbid that somebody invents coffee gas!

    • @ryneagheilim9782
      @ryneagheilim9782 Год назад +23

      Uh oh here we go Geneva Conventions

  • @Red-Magic
    @Red-Magic Год назад +2484

    As an Alaskan, that was the most accurate 5 second representation of us ive seen

    • @coywolfproductions7056
      @coywolfproductions7056 Год назад +40

      Never really thought about it but that's true

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Год назад +28

      Yea but we really like you guys! We're not going to pick a fight with our big brother :D

    • @froggy8714
      @froggy8714 Год назад +20

      The Alaskan Bull Worm!

    • @pepperonipizza633
      @pepperonipizza633 Год назад +10

      Howdy fellow Alaskan

    • @mitchconner2021
      @mitchconner2021 Год назад +19

      Other than half of Alaska being US military bases lol

  • @bullitt_gaming
    @bullitt_gaming 8 месяцев назад +17

    “I’m a-boat to stop saying sowrry.” Had me damn-near rolling. I’ve been told I apologise too much (and I tend to exaggerate the number of times I say “eh?” when I’m online with American friends - as a joke), and I do sometimes sound like I pronounce it a-boat (never a-boot, though). I also love the hockey keeps us distracted part 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @jafsrob
      @jafsrob 5 месяцев назад +1

      the word ive noticed myself having the strongest canadian accent on is "car"
      i pronounce the a more akin to the a in "cat" when im not thinking about it.

    • @bullitt_gaming
      @bullitt_gaming 5 месяцев назад

      @@jafsrob I’ve heard that from a neighbour, too. We are a different breed, eh? 🤣😂

  • @D0ugDimmadome
    @D0ugDimmadome Год назад +390

    Canada in world peace times: Oh, im sorry, let me help you.
    Canada, when the world is at war: Oh you'll be sorry

    • @duke6965
      @duke6965 Год назад

      They are pretty much the only country who during ww2 were known to prefer bludgeoning and mauling nazis rather than shooting them

  • @liamcooney57
    @liamcooney57 Год назад +224

    Canada: I came here to kick ass and watch hockey, and I'm almost out of hockey.

    • @Amanoob105
      @Amanoob105 Год назад +5

      From my understanding on how audiences act in hockey games, isn't that basically the same thing?

    • @drhandle
      @drhandle Год назад

      Shit.

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster Год назад +9

      ​@@Amanoob105In hockey, it's contained. Outside it...
      There are no ways to contain it.

  • @Jaeger_Bishop
    @Jaeger_Bishop Год назад +1108

    "I'm about to stop saying sorry",The terror in the other country's responses, priceless 😂

    • @WhatWhy42
      @WhatWhy42 Год назад +37

      I'm not Canadian but I know what it means for good people to stop being polite... They're one good reason away from snapping and you can't really blame them..

    • @cyberwarlord7363
      @cyberwarlord7363 Год назад +14

      I kinda panicked a little.

    • @blitzmustang1588
      @blitzmustang1588 Год назад +25

      Oh some of the war rules made by the geneva conventions were made because Canadian used to do Insane warcrimes

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Год назад +8

      @@blitzmustang1588 We were mad :(

    • @blockrex9432
      @blockrex9432 Год назад +3

      Reminds me of the priest from peaky blinders, still just as terrifying

  • @pvt_lean
    @pvt_lean 8 месяцев назад +39

    *sigh* someone finally called us a war crime sandwich...it hurts

    • @jafsrob
      @jafsrob 5 месяцев назад

      we wont warcrime ya, don't worry
      we like Alaskan's

    • @tropickman
      @tropickman 4 месяца назад

      That makes literally zero sense

    • @pvt_lean
      @pvt_lean 4 месяца назад

      @@jafsrob thanks bud

  • @dirk1998
    @dirk1998 Год назад +2121

    *"I'm about to stop saying soory"*
    Every nation is just having flashbacks to canadians in ww2.

    • @Auzy77
      @Auzy77 Год назад +218

      We might have missed the memo when the Geneva Convention happened. Thought it was a checklist

    • @Ben_not_10
      @Ben_not_10 Год назад +60

      Don’t forget WWI Ypres.

    • @geoffreybell4545
      @geoffreybell4545 Год назад

      We didn't want to be in Europe, the fucks in Europe made us come fight, then used us as cannon fodder after stealing the special ammo for our rifles. We were kind of testy... then we got gassed, we beat it in its first use within hours and held until we handed it off to the brits 3 weeks later (who lost the ground). Then we started using gas FAR MORE than anyone else, flamethrowers same deal, take no prisoners same deal. Basically, we don't start shit but when shit starts we drop gloves and the convention is now a checklist. FAFO.

    • @709mash
      @709mash Год назад +114

      ​@@Ben_not_10That German gas pissed us off something fierce.

    • @NotAMartian-1
      @NotAMartian-1 Год назад +85

      Don’t piss off a Canadian. We aren’t as nice as the world thinks we are haha

  • @dom1091
    @dom1091 Год назад +2716

    Gentle reminder to those who need it that Canada is why we need Geneva convention

    • @alexwerner487
      @alexwerner487 Год назад +324

      Its never a war crime the 1st time...

    • @8311Boss
      @8311Boss Год назад +161

      To be fair, Bosch was the one who invented mustard gas and everyone was using it, we just used it more, and killing of PoWs happened on both sides, though the displacement of an entire town just to burn it to the ground surprised me, I also find it funny that the central forces in ww1 called us unpredictable savages

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Год назад +100

      ​@@8311Bossit's okay. They called us war criminals too for turning bird and buckshot into humanshot. Trench Sweepers goes POW!

    • @knightmarestudios
      @knightmarestudios Год назад +27

      Even though it's really just a suggestion

    • @vrax9450
      @vrax9450 Год назад +63

      Geneva suggestion

  • @darklink-ih3hc
    @darklink-ih3hc Год назад +461

    Canada: "im about to stop sayin sorry"
    Everyone: "shit..."
    Russia: "why do i hear boss music?"

    • @Jon_the_Wizard
      @Jon_the_Wizard Год назад +19

      That’s not boss music you’re hearing, Russkie. That’s FINAL BOSS MUSIC.

    • @darklink-ih3hc
      @darklink-ih3hc Год назад +5

      @@Jon_the_Wizard UH OH

    • @SHADOWDRIFTER-nk1fy
      @SHADOWDRIFTER-nk1fy Год назад +12

      @@darklink-ih3hcRUSSIA: BUT…BUT… IM ONLY A ROOK---
      *russia looking up to see the final boss (Canada) standing there*
      Russia and its allies: I bring a message from the dawn of time… RUN!!!

    • @Exelixi98
      @Exelixi98 Год назад +6

      Said final boss music, Oh Canada

    • @janedelhoff8201
      @janedelhoff8201 Год назад +7

      ​@@SHADOWDRIFTER-nk1fyyou mean secret boss music

  • @namelesscompadre4095
    @namelesscompadre4095 9 месяцев назад +11

    "Alaska, we have a plan for Canada. Annex. Now prepare for a violently bloody conflict in Anchorage."
    ".... the fuck"

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hehe fallout reference

  • @People-are-soup
    @People-are-soup Год назад +798

    It's never a war crime the first time

    • @TheRealSU24
      @TheRealSU24 Год назад +16

      The Geneva convention didn't happen until after WW1 so they're fine

    • @vinnib8779
      @vinnib8779 9 месяцев назад +4

      LOL

    • @RampantCanine
      @RampantCanine 9 месяцев назад +3

      Thank you #thefatelectrician

    • @Novachronogaming
      @Novachronogaming 9 месяцев назад +1

      AND THEY BOUT TO ADD MODE TO THE GENEVA​@@TheRealSU24

    • @Simbartial
      @Simbartial 9 месяцев назад

      By god your right!
      Wait,then who fucked shit up so bad they had to make the GENEVA CONVENTION?!

  • @steampunker7
    @steampunker7 Год назад +868

    America gets pissed off: Doom Music starts playing.
    Canada gets pissed off: Final Fantasy secret endgame boss music starts playing.
    With lyrics.
    In Latin.

    • @ethandeacon4869
      @ethandeacon4869 8 месяцев назад +39

      Hahaha haha this giggled my innerds

    • @Ryan-qo9pr
      @Ryan-qo9pr 7 месяцев назад +20

      You legend hahahaha

    • @freezer0752
      @freezer0752 7 месяцев назад +43

      That….is a terrifyingly accurate description

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING 7 месяцев назад +25

      Ca-ca-canada, ca-ca-canada. CANADA! CAN-A-DA!

    • @1971tallica
      @1971tallica 7 месяцев назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/0VL1RXzyAsE/видео.html

  • @weroleoify
    @weroleoify Год назад +235

    Canada: "... Im turning it from a convention to a checklist"

    • @kcatana_5683
      @kcatana_5683 Год назад +9

      "shit we can't do that??"

    • @driftwolf
      @driftwolf Год назад +12

      Dark! Just like my maple syrup.
      I like it.

    • @buffchicken8201
      @buffchicken8201 Год назад +6

      UNDERRATED COMMENT AS A CANADIAN

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 Год назад +1

      More like they'll invent new ones

    • @takeoffeh9576
      @takeoffeh9576 Год назад +3

      ​@@yoholup19it's not a war crime if it's the first time! 😅

  • @meanwhilewithgenz
    @meanwhilewithgenz 8 месяцев назад +10

    this is one of the reasons i love being canadian

  • @Zephyriia
    @Zephyriia Год назад +233

    Canada is that one gentle baby that is actually a serial killer suppressed underneath

    • @pc_buildyb0i935
      @pc_buildyb0i935 Год назад +3

      Considering the story of Vince Li, that makes sense

    • @MarkBonneaux
      @MarkBonneaux Год назад +8

      Don't ever mess with an old cowboy once they take their hat and/or glasses off
      Don't ever find out what happens when Canadians stop saying sorry

    • @HerbaMachina
      @HerbaMachina Год назад +8

      As a Canadian, I can confirm this is us. We might be sweet and friendly on the surface, but fuck with us and don't be surprised what you find out.

    • @foamyphantom
      @foamyphantom Год назад

      @@HerbaMachina true

    • @Windrake101
      @Windrake101 Год назад +1

      So Canada is Sweet P then?

  • @mithonig6553
    @mithonig6553 Год назад +787

    The only thing that was missing was Germany getting a PTSD throwback and asking if we are in Danger.

    • @stephenflint3640
      @stephenflint3640 Год назад +89

      *faint sounds of terrified German wailing issue from subterranean bunker vents*
      Yah, naw, Chief. Duetchlands done fucked off as soon as Canada started grumbling. They don't even ask about the danger, they KNOW when it's coming.

    • @iainburgess8577
      @iainburgess8577 Год назад +42

      All of Europe gasping as Germany breaks down crying

    • @Raiden4019
      @Raiden4019 Год назад +29

      And a few Somalian orphans trembling in fear (look up "The Somalia Affair" for that one).

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Год назад +16

      @@Raiden4019 Yea that's another black mark on our record.... Sorry.

    • @CooldBloodedGaming
      @CooldBloodedGaming Год назад +37

      "Canada goes into civil war"
      "Germany invades Poland out of habit"

  • @mr.robot11invader83
    @mr.robot11invader83 Год назад +573

    Canada has become the quiet kid country. Everybody panic

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Год назад +24

      We always have been.

    • @robertmarsh5322
      @robertmarsh5322 Год назад

      @@nuru666 Indeed, dad was military and had a killer history teacher. Fun fact, the average canadian foot soldier is trained roughly equal to a US marine. Fun fact 2, War or 1812 is taught in the US as a minor border skirmish, we remember it as that one time they thought us an easy target so we kicked their ass THEN burned down the white house to make a statement.

    • @jafsrob
      @jafsrob Год назад +34

      We always have been. People prefer to remember us as the nice country because "the warcrime country" aint a fun title

    • @mr.robot11invader83
      @mr.robot11invader83 Год назад +6

      @@jafsrob That seems to make a lot of sense.

    • @theoneamongthehidden4387
      @theoneamongthehidden4387 Год назад +6

      Yeap, like everyone else said they always have been, they're known for being the happy go lucky country and being super gentle but through out history whenever they get into conflicts they win by any means. The stories from WWI and WWII are some of the most interesting stories. Not saying the rest weren't interesting just on average they are the most interesting just a lot of others are better known instead. Sorta like who knows any of Canadians who were flying aces? Almost none unless you specifically look into it because the red baron outshines by a mile. Any stories from D-day? Not often because of Normandy being a mix of mostly American and British soldiers (I believe not 100%).
      Also unrelated but the Australians during the world wars were also very interesting. When in war you don't really think about the infrastructure which might be needed but the Australians were at home digging tunnels and playing with explosives during the wars. For them though it's less impressive given most the world knows they have an entire season there dedicated to spiders. Literally spider season across the entire country.

  • @johnerie6084
    @johnerie6084 8 месяцев назад +26

    I'm Canadian, and this may be one of my favourite skit yet

    • @richardcollins5189
      @richardcollins5189 6 месяцев назад

      Same here bud, I saw it a while ago. Forgot what the unrest was, but it is damn funny.

    • @Ucehave
      @Ucehave Месяц назад

      Same
      I go back to this video when I need a good laugh
      Sorry for being late

  • @STNeish
    @STNeish Год назад +220

    As a Canadian, I love the grudging respect and actual FEAR.

    • @shryko
      @shryko Год назад +17

      Our military... has a history. And earns a LOT of respect. We have always had shit equipment, and yet...

    • @rh906
      @rh906 Год назад +16

      @@shryko When you want minced human meat, send in the Maples.

    • @wardog2561
      @wardog2561 Год назад +17

      As a pro USA all the way individual I can fully say.....game recognizes game.... your guys are the reason the Marines fight with a handicap everytime....thats saying something...

    • @VoidShrgn
      @VoidShrgn Год назад +10

      Listen, when you're the reason there's so many articles in the Geneva Conventions...just do your own thing 😅

    • @frzferdinand72
      @frzferdinand72 Год назад +7

      The respect ain't grudging, it's "oh my god coolest neighbors ever"

  • @nickjanssen2275
    @nickjanssen2275 Год назад +2065

    Canada:I’m about to stop saying sorry
    Germany:praying it’s not their fault

    • @QuietProtector
      @QuietProtector 8 месяцев назад +30

      I mean it when I say I laughed out loud

    • @-E-s-o
      @-E-s-o 8 месяцев назад +5

      i dont think germany would be scared

    • @jacobarmstrong9227
      @jacobarmstrong9227 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@-E-s-o they weren't when Canada entered WWII in 1939. Hitler even mocked them and called them French failures. Hitlers asshole got severely tight once he betrayed the Russians and invaded the Soviet Union in June of 1941, then proceeded to prolapse after the USA announced its entry later that year after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

    • @Zufallige.Eidechse.auf.Felsen
      @Zufallige.Eidechse.auf.Felsen 8 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@-E-s-o ooohhhh you'd be surprised what we did to em during the wars. (I am Canadian) them and China

    • @TheChill001
      @TheChill001 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@Zufallige.Eidechse.auf.Felsen if only the brits didn't claim most of those facts as their own xD

  • @Ember_Prime
    @Ember_Prime 9 месяцев назад +119

    “Incompetent War Criminal on one side, Accomplished War Criminal on the other side”
    Had me rolling!

  • @tea-sus8722
    @tea-sus8722 7 месяцев назад +12

    America: "I fear no man, but that... thing..." *looks at canada* "...it scares me."

    • @jafsrob
      @jafsrob 5 месяцев назад +1

      we control a large chunk of their oil supply :)

  • @V8therapy2186
    @V8therapy2186 10 месяцев назад +735

    If you hear”Oh Canada” over the ridge line and smell maple syrup then just run.😂

    • @SilverFoxR
      @SilverFoxR 9 месяцев назад +38

      If you hear "O Canada" and smell maple syrup, you're already too late. >;)

    • @RabiezDeWorgen
      @RabiezDeWorgen 8 месяцев назад +13

      If I smell maple syrup, I'm running after it! I love maple syrup!!!

    • @threatidentified3001
      @threatidentified3001 8 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@RabiezDeWorgen as a Canadian, I will gladly give you a bottle-or several dozen-in exchange for you not trying to slow us down.

    • @ambertopolewski3743
      @ambertopolewski3743 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@threatidentified3001I'll take that offer! My neighbor is from Canada and gave my husband and I a gift basket full of stuff made from Canada for Christmas. The maple syrup was delicious. I cant remember the name of them but the candies shaped like maple leaves were good as well.😅

    • @troycharland3298
      @troycharland3298 8 месяцев назад +2

      Best comment 😂

  • @xChaosFlower
    @xChaosFlower Год назад +987

    Canada not apologizing is the equivalent to the quiet/nice kid finally snapping

    • @TheSteambirdNewspaper
      @TheSteambirdNewspaper 11 месяцев назад +26

      We of all people should know what happens when that kid goes crazy

    • @Everythingisnumbers
      @Everythingisnumbers 10 месяцев назад +16

      Just hope Canada tells you not to go to school tomorrow

    • @candaistopor1114
      @candaistopor1114 9 месяцев назад +9

      🎵All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run better run 🎵

    • @dodie-poopsco.6893
      @dodie-poopsco.6893 9 месяцев назад

      if you read up on the events leading to the Geneva Conventions you might be surprised by the main cause

    • @daverhoden445
      @daverhoden445 8 месяцев назад

      Manners maketh the man.

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky Год назад +260

    Canada: I'm here to drink Timmy's and kick ass. And I'm all outta Timmy's.

    • @jennifergarrett1449
      @jennifergarrett1449 8 месяцев назад +12

      well, we also have that inate ability to apologize while simultaneously ripping out your spine. Did you know that the 3 of top 5 snipers in the world are Canadian? And yes, we are #1. For a moment, examine what kind of things we do in our free time, that produce the worlds best.

    • @Andriig75
      @Andriig75 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@jennifergarrett1449 you forgot to apologize 😬

    • @ilyarepin1640
      @ilyarepin1640 7 месяцев назад +4

      Timmy’s has become Singh Hortons now

    • @LunarLove-ry3vl
      @LunarLove-ry3vl 6 месяцев назад +2

      WE'RE OUT OF TIMMY'S?!?!?

    • @royalanempire2965
      @royalanempire2965 6 месяцев назад +1

      Timmy!!!

  • @4kVenRec
    @4kVenRec 8 месяцев назад +8

    Fun fact Canada is the highest contributions of things listed on genva convention. Plus they have the most elite sniper units and hold world records. Plus they had the first special forces.

    • @codysinclair2171
      @codysinclair2171 5 месяцев назад

      It was created after what the rest of the countries saw what we did in ww1, but yes you are correct. As a CAD i'm proud of it

    • @4kVenRec
      @4kVenRec 5 месяцев назад

      @@codysinclair2171 I'd be scared if they join another war! What will they add to list of things!

    • @codysinclair2171
      @codysinclair2171 5 месяцев назад

      @@4kVenRec probably not a whole lot. But we can always try for new stuff to add

    • @rayduncan2406
      @rayduncan2406 5 месяцев назад

      @@4kVenRec glad you ask, so I was thinking, you know those big ass gasoline powered agricultural drones, so with some kind of grabbing system eh, falls on the enemy, grab one, flies away with him real high and drop him on other enemies, I'm sure we can have good targetting capabilities with a guy from high enough to hit another guy and get 2 counts, math nerds, gamers and wrench monkeys are gonna love it, what do you think?

  • @phoenixmastm
    @phoenixmastm Год назад +932

    "We're gonna be bringing Tim Horton's to Moscow!"
    *international community does a concern*

    • @TransGirlGaming
      @TransGirlGaming Год назад +42

      when the snow starts speaking Canadian it's already too late

    • @kiramacarov
      @kiramacarov Год назад +7

      @@TransGirlGaming When that happens they will try to burn it

    • @OhioUltimate979
      @OhioUltimate979 Год назад +25

      ⁠@@kiramacarov
      Emphasis on the try. This isn’t your average, everyday snow. This is advanced snow.

    • @jthunderboldt
      @jthunderboldt Год назад +18

      @@TransGirlGaming id be more scared if it was speaking Finnish, but french/Canadian also works

    • @TransGirlGaming
      @TransGirlGaming Год назад

      @@jthunderboldt Canadians are walking genocide/war crimes when they need to be, they can be just as scary as the Finns

  • @almightyking7170
    @almightyking7170 Год назад +3154

    Saw a Canadian kid beat the living shit out of another kid, all he said was, you should’ve said sorry (beats kid ass) then walks away crying saying “I’m sorry”.

    • @Larken42
      @Larken42 Год назад +193

      Little buddy knew, in the end, it wasn’t a fair fight.

    • @benkurdi8199
      @benkurdi8199 Год назад +162

      He immediately went to Tim's afterwards I already know. The timbits make the pain go away.

    • @deeznutz3712
      @deeznutz3712 Год назад +72

      Shiet, i feel sorry for the non canadian kid. The kid got no chance.

    • @F-22.
      @F-22. Год назад +76

      Canadians have 2 modes 1st is being very polite 2nd is being your worst nightmare

    • @Larken42
      @Larken42 Год назад +72

      @@F-22. look at our preferred sport; hockey. Two teams of objectively friends will go from cheeky banter, to gladiatorial combat, and back again, for sixty minutes. To then go and have a beer about it.
      And our secret national sports, lacrosse, was literally war games for the First Nation peoples.

  • @tsunami729
    @tsunami729 Год назад +470

    “I’m about to stop being sorry.”
    Never heard words more scarier than that

    • @legrosgrizzly1092
      @legrosgrizzly1092 Год назад +10

      And it's just the beginning.🙂

    • @DeflatedMeatball
      @DeflatedMeatball Год назад +1

      it said "stop saying sorry" Jesus christ it was literally directly on the screen typed out for you and you still can't quote it properly? lmao

    • @YouTubeIsSeriouslyMessedUp
      @YouTubeIsSeriouslyMessedUp Год назад

      Canadians are nice russians without the alchohol and some of the crazy shit russians got in siberia

  • @Mortiel
    @Mortiel 8 месяцев назад +5

    Russia: "Welcome home, Canada. I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone. Say hello to the new status quo."
    Canada: "Let's begin. I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone. Tune on in... When I'm done, your status quo will know its race has run. Oh, this will be fun."

  • @chaddusmaximus4938
    @chaddusmaximus4938 Год назад +382

    I love it when the Commonwealth nations agree that Canada is their most unhinged sibling.

    • @rexex345
      @rexex345 Год назад +49

      TBF when you have a nation that is half and half between us and the French, that's 700 years of bitter, bitter hatred mixed with cold weather and chained up with politeness, when the chains break, the resulting wave of violence is something that makes the entirety of the world shudder.

    • @t26e3pershingtank
      @t26e3pershingtank Год назад +46

      ​@@rexex345considering that the first half of the Geneva convention was just a laundry list of things that Canadians have done I am not surprised at all 😂

    • @Doom-rv4go
      @Doom-rv4go 9 месяцев назад +8

      And pair it with the Australians “she’ll be right” altitude for example the scrap iron flotilla and the waltz into a German camp to get a souvenir that was a tiger tank
      Yea be careful

    • @nancy.dave.williams
      @nancy.dave.williams 9 месяцев назад +5

      Because until the 70’s, surviving the winter was still a thing here.

    • @NicholasJScott
      @NicholasJScott 9 месяцев назад

      to be fair, We canadians are unhinged as fuck. Like in WW1 we fought so hard Britain realized IF we wanted independence WE WOULD HAVE IT!
      and In WW2 we decided "world war 1 was impressive..but world war 2 we have one person you lot don't have..GO GET EM LEO!!" and thats when a Scout a FUCKING SCOUT! Took a town all by himself! Canada is basically that one sibling who you never expect to fight expect..he goes hard!

  • @marshallhutzler5940
    @marshallhutzler5940 Год назад +3463

    Canadians: are super polite and always sorry
    The world: ah, how cute canada
    Canadians: stop saying sorry
    The world: chuckles... im in danger

    • @Sodapop-rd5ku
      @Sodapop-rd5ku Год назад +83

      Everyone who has seen them play hockey knows thats a lie
      They can be most scariest people in history lol

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer Год назад

      Canadians aren't "super polite". You people just think they are because when you run across a rude Canadian you automatically assume it's an American.

    • @jemman2906
      @jemman2906 Год назад +98

      Last time they didn't say sorry they were commiting warcrimes.

    • @Gidi66
      @Gidi66 Год назад +46

      ​@@jemman2906 they laughed and the us got the blame, from what I recall it was about the coalition treating Iraqi prisoners like dogs and beating them.

    • @ShiftersMidnightsun
      @ShiftersMidnightsun Год назад +27

      ​@Jimmy Moreau the last time they stopped saying sorry the white house burned lol

  • @dillweeddillweed3692
    @dillweeddillweed3692 9 месяцев назад +9

    "I'm aboot to stop saying sorey" Those are serious words for a Canadian.

    • @dylanlemieux3519
      @dylanlemieux3519 2 месяца назад

      You didn't say it right
      Its "a-boat" to stop sayin sorry

  • @karenwilliams8963
    @karenwilliams8963 Год назад +119

    There's a reason why The Wolverine was a Canadian.

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 11 месяцев назад +14

      And Deadpool

  • @yeetsaspizzas3921
    @yeetsaspizzas3921 Год назад +553

    Everybody gangsta till Canada stop apologizing

    • @raymondcroteau
      @raymondcroteau Год назад +32

      UN: "Canada has stopped being polite."
      Germany: "I SURRENDER!!!"
      UN: "You're... Currently allies with Canada."
      Germany: "WE FUCKING KNOW WHAT THEY'LL DO! WE FUCKING SURRENDER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! AND SO WILL YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

    • @RiddleAnim
      @RiddleAnim Год назад +22

      @@raymondcroteau
      The Canadian Corps moved as a single force in WWI. Combined with Canada's effectiveness with artillery,gas,and trench assaults,it's why Germany coined the term Sturmtruppen. Come WWII,Nazi forces came to dread the arrival of Canadian units on a front. Same for Australian units. And if *both* arrived on a front,then morale took a jet-assisted swan dive into the shitter.

    • @tzvikrasner6073
      @tzvikrasner6073 Год назад +5

      @@RiddleAnim And Easy Company thought they were badasses

    • @elianimationgames1327
      @elianimationgames1327 Год назад +8

      I remember hearing that Canada got a page of things that you can’t do in war because of what they did to ww1 and 2 pows

    • @RiddleAnim
      @RiddleAnim Год назад +10

      @@elianimationgames1327
      Most of the Geneva Conventions can be summarized as, "You see that thing that Canada did? *DON'T."*

  • @stephenfowlie742
    @stephenfowlie742 Год назад +941

    Speaking as a Scot, whenever the Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders or ourselves are pissed off....we dont fuck about.

    • @NotAMartian-1
      @NotAMartian-1 Год назад +57

      As a Canadian with scot ancestry I agree with this.

    • @Gr3Nd3LsBan3
      @Gr3Nd3LsBan3 Год назад +15

      Aaaand hitting a 12 on a 10 scale.

    • @phoenixnightrose42
      @phoenixnightrose42 Год назад

      When the Scots, Aussies, Kiwis ans Canadians get together it's a FAFO situation and the Canadians will not say sorry...

    • @ghost1182able
      @ghost1182able Год назад +25

      Still waiting for the aussies to start mobilizing thier mutated animals

    • @aussieginger1960
      @aussieginger1960 Год назад +24

      @@ghost1182able That's a fantastic idea I'll bring it up at the next meeting. Thanks!
      On an unrelated note do you think the average American could identify a funnel web spider or death adder?

  • @EnterpriseC14
    @EnterpriseC14 Месяц назад +3

    My hat and your hat... Canada and Scottland, the best hats...

  • @michaelburgess6004
    @michaelburgess6004 Год назад +698

    This deserves so much more attention than it's getting. 10/10

  • @FreemindRicochet
    @FreemindRicochet Год назад +1947

    Canada: “I’m not sorry”
    John Wick: “…..aww fuck.”

    • @Vertutame
      @Vertutame Год назад +63

      well keanu is canadian and that's why.

    • @Adamant1993
      @Adamant1993 Год назад +35

      ​​@@Vertutame Adopted, his step father is Canadian, but yes, he considers himself Canadian and he spent a great deal of his life here, but he's actually from Hawaii, hence the name Keanu. But Dwayne Johnson is also half Canadian, his father is from here.

    • @Adamant1993
      @Adamant1993 Год назад +22

      Canadians are ranked as the greatest MMA fighters on Earth in a general sense., and to put things into perceptive. Imagine growing up in a country so close to the US with such strict gun laws, how do you think we defend ourselves? Fists and melee weapons, like we did in the trenches of WWI. Beating you into submission is sort of a Canadian trademark 😂

    • @Tenarac
      @Tenarac Год назад +2

      @@Adamant1993 Elon musk
      is half Canadian too

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 Год назад +8

      Everybody gangsta till John starts running for the border

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim Год назад +113

    "Pffft, they're just Canada, what's the worst that could happen?"
    "Bro we had to call in admin powers to stop them the last time"

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Год назад +30

      New things were added to the Geneva conventions and laws of war because of Canada.

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Год назад +6

      @@avroarchitect1793 That we're not proud of.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Год назад +14

      @@nuru666 on the contrary, its what allowed us to win. We followed the rules and got creative. Its also part of what keeps us safe now. Even when you win a fight with Canada its going to be vicious and hurt you deeper than you want to be hurt.

    • @laughs150
      @laughs150 Год назад +7

      I know a few gamers with hacks and they're all Canadian. So its a good reference, your comment.

    • @OriginalUnjustifier
      @OriginalUnjustifier Год назад +6

      ​​@@nuru666 Speak for yourself. Getting a new rule added to the rulebook is a badge of honor...especially after I read about 'how' the "war crime Olympics" got started.
      Don't fuck around and stab enemy combatants in the back after they surrendered if you don't wanna find out. We'll play nice if you do, but if you take the gloves off...they're *off!*

  • @qwilliams1539
    @qwilliams1539 Месяц назад +2

    You know it's serious when even Scotland is saying "shit."

  • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
    @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy Год назад +99

    I paused at "I'm aboat to stop saying soory"...
    I haven't watched the rest of the video yet...
    and Canada sent chills down my back... I know EXACTLY what was said... and I'm worried.

    • @carbonwolf3865
      @carbonwolf3865 Год назад +2

      Anyone hear from coast toasty recently?

    • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
      @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy Год назад +2

      @@carbonwolf3865
      Well I wouldn't need to respond unless someone replied or something.

    • @foamer443
      @foamer443 Год назад

      Well we just kicked the Chinese management out a bank they created here in the land of the BIG C.

  • @Kevlar_soul
    @Kevlar_soul Год назад +761

    Beware the anger of the quiet man. Canada has always punched above their weight. Best not to piss them off

    • @StAjoraGames
      @StAjoraGames 8 месяцев назад

      NONSENSE POOPYPANTS! As long as we aren't the ones doing it, let it rip and watch the show. MFs gonna learn not to mess with Canada.

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 8 месяцев назад +6

      Unless it's hockey, they just suck

    • @Ticklethapicklealil
      @Ticklethapicklealil 8 месяцев назад +38

      @@heavystalin2419 all the best hockey teams are led by Canadian Players.

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 8 месяцев назад

      @@Ticklethapicklealil And WHC, due to a 20-year non-USSR period. AND no players to have 10 Championship wins.
      Canada seems to only club baby seals.

    • @randydube1423
      @randydube1423 8 месяцев назад +11

      You do realize that Russians are good at hockey because of a Canadian.

  • @jacksonv5013
    @jacksonv5013 Год назад +122

    I am an American that plays hockey with a pure breed Canadian friend on the same team, and all I will say the second someone hit one of our teammates, well, they stopped playing in that game.

    • @rebelsoldier6133
      @rebelsoldier6133 Год назад +22

      yeah, you go to a fight and a small hockey game breaks out
      absolute amazing

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah. It do be like that.

  • @leahmcnaughton5143
    @leahmcnaughton5143 9 месяцев назад +6

    As a Canadian this is just like finding out your parent was in a biker gang or something it's kinda cool. 😅

  • @hunt4life511
    @hunt4life511 Год назад +233

    Hi Canadian here
    This shit is amazing! “Incompetent war criminal to my left and Successful war criminal to my right” had me dying!

    • @angelacooper8973
      @angelacooper8973 Год назад

      Yeah Russia wouldn’t stand a chance if Canada and America came together to curbstomp them. We won the Cold War and Canadians will smile in your face while pushing in the knife

    • @christoboy1000
      @christoboy1000 Год назад +6

      Still trying to get what warcrimes we commited lol

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock Год назад +28

      @@christoboy1000 letting trudeau be prime minister

    • @Germancamel
      @Germancamel Год назад +36

      @@christoboy1000 search up Canadians in ww1 and 2. We were the most feared and brutal troops in the entire war

    • @BotulinSpikedMarzipan
      @BotulinSpikedMarzipan Год назад +1

      ​@@Germancameldamn

  • @cg_bones
    @cg_bones Год назад +122

    Canada is bout add an entire section to the Geneva convention again

    • @johna6352
      @johna6352 9 месяцев назад +1

      Are "weaponizing Canadian Geese" or "trained battle moose" on the Geneva Suggestions list yet?

    • @highendservicesbarrieont8347
      @highendservicesbarrieont8347 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@johna6352..and the battle beavers

  • @candaistopor1114
    @candaistopor1114 9 месяцев назад +247

    Crazy thing about us Canadians, we honestly are super nice and friendly.... Until that friendliness is taken advantage of and well let's just say historians were so shocked they decided it was best not to document them. ❤🇨🇦

    • @itsthecanadianking
      @itsthecanadianking 8 месяцев назад +9

      Don't even talk about wartimes man we're genuinely the worst

    • @letzgetcheezy8955
      @letzgetcheezy8955 8 месяцев назад +23

      Yall practically wrote the "do not do" portion of the Geneva convention 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Shiroi_Neko15
      @Shiroi_Neko15 8 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@letzgetcheezy8955you mean the Geneva suggestions?😂

    • @paragonca9736
      @paragonca9736 8 месяцев назад

      The Geneva Bucket List ​@@letzgetcheezy8955

    • @jeffcolar7901
      @jeffcolar7901 8 месяцев назад +2

      Vandoos!!!

  • @NorthWood460
    @NorthWood460 9 месяцев назад +7

    I didn't see this till the day before the NHL playoffs and I was going "Hold up now"😂

  • @ldragnok5069
    @ldragnok5069 Год назад +104

    "My hat and your hat...." bahahahaha. I'm dying laughing here!

  • @RealMothman98
    @RealMothman98 Год назад +366

    The most American aspect of this is that New Zealand got left out on saying "Shit" with the rest of the Anglosphere.

  • @kjellwyouell3066
    @kjellwyouell3066 Год назад +109

    This is why we are naturally scared of the quiet places suddenly going, "You went too far..." We all turn into children.

  • @Zeenomoth_Gzxpho
    @Zeenomoth_Gzxpho 4 месяца назад +2

    😂 “we know how my hat and your hat get when they’re irritated” idk why that was so funny to me

  • @christiedt9818
    @christiedt9818 Год назад +149

    Even Scotland was like "oh. That's bad"

    • @shryko
      @shryko Год назад +12

      They know where we inherited the traits from.

    • @raymondcroteau
      @raymondcroteau Год назад +1

      Let's see... Most of Eastern Canada... Almost all of Newfoundland... A huge part of the Maritimes... A decent part of Central Canada... And enough of Western Canada to be noticed.
      Yeah. They know where THEIR PART of Canadian History comes from. Then they realize we also accepted the military traditions of so many other nations and peoples in order to make ourselves even more of a pain in the ass.
      I mean, Hell, we welcomed the WELSH into our borders!

    • @JaxAttax451
      @JaxAttax451 Год назад

      @@raymondcroteauwhy does everyone shit on the Welsh? 😂

  • @elirewasout
    @elirewasout Год назад +157

    I think people don't realise that our kindness tends to be mostly out of being polite. Yes, many of us are kind regardless because it just feels good to see others smile, but many people aren't that way and though not many people outside of our country know it, our history is painted with blood.

    • @Ghtyhb
      @Ghtyhb Год назад

      Yes so we all saw in both world wars, you even used your politeness to your advantage, throwing better rations to the Germans, and then grenades after a few months. Pissing off a Canadian is a bad idea

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon Год назад +8

      Why do you think our hockey games always break out into a fight? We have to vent that shit!

    • @YourLocalHistorian
      @YourLocalHistorian Год назад +8

      This comment is oddly terrifying

    • @elirewasout
      @elirewasout Год назад +2

      @@YourLocalHistorian yeah now that I think of it is definitely is.

    • @clonechoopa31
      @clonechoopa31 Год назад +9

      I mean, out of every country in WWII our Canadian history is rather vague and unrecorded, for all we know; we were most likely the reason flashbangs and tasers were invented with how many times our troops went into urban warfare. I mean... we are basically the nation-wide equivalent to the quiet kid in the back of the class that softly says AK when asked what comes before 47 and then immediately apologize for the dark humour.

  • @oli36999
    @oli36999 Год назад +192

    Canada: "I'm about to stop saying sorry"
    Germany: "well I'm going to the bunker"

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Год назад +10

      "Scheisse!! Renn weg!"

    • @rudolphaswad8723
      @rudolphaswad8723 Год назад +13

      Germany has left the planet lol

    • @xencore5206
      @xencore5206 Год назад +4

      Start hidin at the dark side of luna…

    • @speed150mph
      @speed150mph Год назад +9

      Hans, if Canadians offer you food, don’t take it…

    • @donavonrobbins1908
      @donavonrobbins1908 Год назад +1

      I KNOW NOTH ING!

  • @louisroberts077
    @louisroberts077 8 месяцев назад +3

    Dude that I’m about to stop saying sorry has me dying 💀☠️

  • @UrBoiiMunchy
    @UrBoiiMunchy Год назад +609

    “Successful war criminal on one side” goddamn😂😂”The British fought for honour and the Canadians for souvenirs”

    • @coywolfproductions7056
      @coywolfproductions7056 Год назад +33

      Why does that sound like a line from the fat electrician

    • @ceeno9042
      @ceeno9042 Год назад +29

      From the stories my great grandfather passed down? Dangerously accurate

    • @EVER_PRINCE
      @EVER_PRINCE Год назад +9

      We’re not sorry

    • @lewisw3436
      @lewisw3436 Год назад +6

      Who/what are you quoting there? Sounds interesting. War of 1812? World wars?

    • @LeonardoTheMage
      @LeonardoTheMage Год назад +49

      @@lewisw3436 Not sure if it's a quote, but I'm pretty sure he's referencing the fact the Germans were scared shitless of Canadians in both world wars because we were always the expendable and merciless attack dogs stuck at the front of large scale offenses and routinely did sh!t that would've put any central power/axis officer or official in front of a war crime tribunal. Cutting throats in the night, mixing bombs in with cans of food thrown into the enemy's trench, Kitchener's wood, that one time we burned down an entire town in Holland and killed/dehomed a bunch of Dutch civilians because we merely suspected there was a single sniper being sheltered somewhere in there, the list is surprisingly long.

  • @david7522
    @david7522 Год назад +60

    I am oddly delighted to hear my homeland refered to as England's irritable hat

  • @mikssityar3363
    @mikssityar3363 Год назад +28

    Satan in his office: -what the fuck an icicle? in HELL???
    Beelzebub busting through the door: CANADA STOPPED SAYING SORRY!
    Satan: AH. *shit*

  • @elementadimension1956
    @elementadimension1956 Месяц назад +1

    The most terrifying person is when the kind one stops being nice

  • @timbrwolf1121
    @timbrwolf1121 Год назад +158

    Germany is just hyperventilating in a corner singing german nursery rhymes

    • @ideitbawxproductions1880
      @ideitbawxproductions1880 Год назад +25

      Ze wheels on ze tänk go r'und undt r'und....

    • @KitTheAnkafolk
      @KitTheAnkafolk Год назад +6

      Can confirm 🇩🇪

    • @goose6.070
      @goose6.070 Год назад +14

      "Scheiße ze Canadians are angry! Hans get ze pointy helmets"

    • @voltbolt2316
      @voltbolt2316 Год назад +6

      Bro canada committed way too many atrocities against germany in just 1st world war so it makes sense

    • @timbrwolf1121
      @timbrwolf1121 Год назад

      @@voltbolt2316 every nation involved committed atrocities in world War 1