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Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Instrumental)
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2017
- In honor of Pride Month, here's the twice-requested Two Trucks Instrumental.
#LoveIsLove
If Neil is ever so kind to release more stems, I'll definitely upload the instrumentals for those songs as well (unless he wants to do that on his own channel).
trans rights btw
I eat trans rights for breakfast
commented nearly 3 years later just to say trans rights
we have to stan
@@societysmostambiguousgirlb1495 ùwú
cring
trans pride truck
this instrumental is so good, there's so many good little details you can't hear when neil is screaming about truck sex directly into your brain
*wheeze*
*wheeze*
@@palemachine5504 yo, nice pfp, dude
i’ve never loved a comment more
*wheeze*
I’d like to play this at a party so I can see who gets scared, then confused
hehe
This also works with the instrumental of Closer by Nine Inch Nails
I mean, yea..
@@anomolouscow3761 oh god
I'd be neither of them, I'd be slowly getting aroused until you see my muscles involuntary flexing
Roses are red
I don't mean to flex
But I just saw
Two trucks having-
YESSSSSSSS this comment is unrated, first reply before top comment
i take this back
@@fidgety48 yes it will :(
@@WolfLoveYT gameing
A bowl of chex
broke: playing the instrumental so you aren't judged for playing a song about truck sex
woke: playing the instrumental so you can karaoke to a song about truck sex
ascended: playing the instrumental so you aren’t judged for karaokeing to a song about truck sex
@@eyemoisturizertrancended: Playing the instrumental so other people can karaoke to a song about truck secs.
@@besquareorbethere2680 Quantum Rearranged: Playing the actual song out loud and not caring what people think and just laughing at them.
@@besquareorbethere2680 reality bending: playing the instrumental so other people aren’t judged for karaokeing to a song about truck sex
@@zip-zucc Quantum Rearranged Quantum Rearranged: Karaoke the actual song
i can still hear neil in the back of my head
GingerNinja123 same dude
We all can, hes always there.. whether youre aware of it or not
This song haunts me
TWWOO TRUCKSS
@@legiongamerworkbruhben6058 TWWOO TRUCKSS
thank god no one knows the lyrics around me
aberry juice
X
Bro, yus
Raydanteral TWO TRUCKS HAVIN SEX
WinterWolfStudios 0 u said the s word im telling mum
I have to admit that when I listened the first time to the instrumental song (cause’ I didn’t know the lyrics) I thought it was a kids song.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
☠☠☠
???
@@eyemoisturizer oh honey. go search “2 trucks music” into youtube
you were horribly wrong
Planning on introducing just the instrumental to someone who doesn't know anything about Lemon Demon and saying that I don't remember the name of the song so they can't find it either, and playing it every time we hang out, then one day playing the original for them.
The most evil plan of all
ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ-
That’s the smartest thing I ever have heard.
well how'd it go
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
i dunno man this song is kind of making my muscles involuntarily flex
The passion is more than I can withstand tbh
Ngl my big fat heart expands now...
tbh it can make grown men cry
@@WhySoWiseand the founding fathers too
not gonna lie, but my barbecue is about to bring you to your knees
0:54 I love being able to hear the guitar part by itself
Thanks for the lovely timestamp
Yeah
i hate i can sing this song without the lyrics
Very yes , agree of the yes
i tested myself because i thought i couldn't do it
i could...now i don't know how i feel about the fact that i subconsciously memorized the lyrics...
EMBRACE IT
@@oofthatsweird8818 Your username is so incomprehensibly fitting, given the context and your reply.
same here
When you want to listen to two trucks but your in front of your parents
this is semi-unrelated but i felt like this is a good story
i introduced my dad to lemon demon and he's super into it (he loves jaws specifically) and he BLARED two trucks at a taco bell drive-thru
moral of the story?
make your parents listen to two trucks. they will demolish your reputation
Yes that's true
buy a pair of headphones
yo I've seen you somewhere before
@@kuloria :)
I put this in a school project as background music.
Made me laugh when people knew the song.
Bruuuhhh that’s exactly why I’m here lmaoooo
my brother did that too 💀
Id do that but my class is too dumb to understand memes
@@Weezeler They just like different memes. Sorry to say, but liking Neil's memes doesn't make you enlightened. The nature of memetics is that you are exposed in circles you already are in. Imagine how much good stuff you're missing.
wait i need to do that
I wish the only lyrics in this video were neil going "chicka chicka"
oh shit sorry didnt mean to like i took it back peace is restored
@boy lasagna i don't know where the stems are but i totally would
@@ThatOneIrishFurry www.dropbox.com/sh/bt9zoj124qz5ssd/AAAXlJSgvpYe5Vrcu4NRznexa/Two%20Trucks?dl=0&subfolder_nav_tracking=1 here they are :)
@@athena6145 trollge
ruclips.net/video/E4DVuozjS-4/видео.html&feature=share bam
I just became the most powerful person in my house
two birds, having kiss, two birds having kiss, my bladders, my bladders, involuntarily piss
I'm laughing, and I don't even know why anymore....
i can finally sing this at karaoke
TheGummybearunicorn please don’t
Please do
You are a god
@@fish-zn4mm What do you mean please don't? You worried he's gonna turn up at your karaoke night and sing this?
yes my family is in imminent danger because of him I lie awake in fear awaiting my incoming demise
*Casually prints out lyrics to sing along*
Well, I hit the 69 mark.
No one like anymore
u mean you dont remember all the lyrics?
how could you not remember the lyrics
@@temmie5085 to be fair I only heard this song once before by chance so I wasn't gonna remember all the words
@@sponsoredbywalmart only heard the song like once before so I wasn't gonma remember everything at once
Wow! What a cool song! I wonder what the lyrics are :)
T w o
T r u c k s
H a v i n g
S e x
T w o
T r u c k s
H a v i n g
S e x
M y
M u s c l e s
M y
M u s c l e s
I n v o l u n t a r i l y
F l e x
👏
👏
You guys are awesome xD
ok this might seem like a weird request but is it possible to get an instrumental for two trucks except it has neil singing "YEAAAAAAAAH". that's the only word.
Alumirust
Can I get one with your best attempt at backup vocals then?
@@Alumirust BLESS. happy pride.
Or perhaps the the little “oh yes” whispery parts
@@Alumirust so like, I tried to follow that link and I keep just getting your blog on the side of my dashboard and no matter what I do, I can't ever actually go to your blog? While I do want to hear that version, I'm just curious now, what's going on with your ghost blog that according to tumblr exists only on the side of my dash and has no tagged posts I can search. Are you okay?
@@Alumirust it doesn't work
if my family wont allow me to hear the actual song i can just listen to this oh my god thank you
_how dare they_
time to get a new family
trade your family in exchange for two trucks
I love the intro of this song
Who doesn’t? :)
planning to make an intro loop on my alt account just you wait
It’s really good
@@gustaviostanosadelot6936 how long is it
That's why my ringtone is a version of this song that never has the vocals come in, and instead just loops the intro, getting louder and louder till it's at 500% volume
making this my ringtone
ANOTHER MAN OF TASTE, I SEE
Thats smart, it slaps and also becomes an inside joke to people that know the lyrics lmao
instrumentals that make you feel like you just narrowly dodged a bullet
"In honor of Pride Month"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No
@@mixpain9367 Yes
*autosexual*
GAY SONG GAY SONG GAY SONG GA
I like how the intro feels like someone slowly driving up to your house with this blasting through the speakers. So you open the windows and you look outside and guess what you see? Someone, with a microphone in front of your house singing the lyrics to this song while both of his ford-150’s go at it. He narrates every single moment to you and then they climax and he gets his two trucks and slowly drives away.
"He gets into his two trucks"
Explain please?
@@Mothpuff he clones himself and then one clone goes into one truck
Thank god. I can stop thinking about two trucks having sex.
why would you wanna stop thinking about that
Imagine if this was originally made by Kevin Macleod
BFDI using this lmao
@@maria-xu3uv bfb 22
@@maria-xu3uv I knew something like this would be in the replies
@@eater9494 bfb 27
@@NathanBoehm bfb 34
i’m this close 🤏 to setting this as my ringtone
SAME
do it
when you wanna blast this on the school bus but you’re known as the well behaved kid 😍😍
Now I can finally put my favorite song into my school presentations.
I desperately need a Two Trucks karaoke
I am working on two trucks and wow wow versions fret not
@@influencer20XX Where are those now?
Here are the lyrics-
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
I Have No Name [GD] I just love Neil Cicierega
u didn’t put the yeah hyeahhh 😕
@@crappybucket I know the lyrics by heart. I just copy-pasted because I must’ve felt lazy when I left that comment originally
no the lyrics are
_
who the hell made a song about two trucks doing it sound so good, like, the background music is so epic.
neil cicir
neil cicierega
neil cicir
neil cicir
neil cicir
finally i can listen to this song infront of my parents
just standing there, karaoke machine behind you, mic in hand, just standing there for four minutes
this song is literally so fun to listen to oml
That guitar rift makes me M O I S T.
did you piss yourself
So very DAMP.
Neil's instrumentals are so addicting wtf
this brings joy to my heart, serotonin to my brain, and water to my crops.
Let this become the new bow-chicka-wow-wow tune.
We will
I love you so much thank you for putting in the work to make this possible
why the hell does your name and pfp seem familiar for some reason????
WAIT A SECOND ARE YOU A G+ PERSON
Omega WAIT A SECOND YOUR PFP IS HORNET! :O
H E L L O
it sounds like the credits theme for a childrens show now
3:11 i have to say that i love that synth very much
Two trucks but it's slowburn by yours truly
Two trucks pining friends
Two trucks pining friends
So very oblivious
Each thinks he has no chance
Two trucks pining friends
Two trucks pining friends
So very oblivious
Each thinks he has no chance
[Verse 1]
Two dumbass trucks won't figure out
The way they feel, it's slowburn time!
Two beautiful murder machines
But they're way too shy, so that
Grown men cry
[Chorus]
Two trucks, awkward glance
Two trucks, awkward glance
Will one of them ask other to a senior dance?
Two trucks, awkward glance
Two trucks, awkward glance
And when he does, the other will say his full hearted yes.
[Verse 2]
Right by my side, two idiots,
Count to be brave, now go ahead: 1, 2, and 3
These numbers in a row could be complete
And so could these
[Bridge]
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
[Verse 3]
Two pickup trucks, they share a kiss,
If only they, weren't dumb like this.
So beautiful, no stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky.
And finally, it's time
[Chorus]
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily! Huh! Flex!
(Ya he ya he ya he ya he ya he ya
[Outro]
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
beautiful
That was beautiful! I wish someone would make a cover of it :0
character development
i also love how this rewrite makes it explicitly gay
wonderful
happy wrath month to the two trucks!!
transmission rights
Dodge still doesn't understand that obviously
The power went out the night before this, and so did the internet, and I happened to fall asleep.
I woke up, and tried going back to sleep, and ALMOST fell asleep.. Before I heard the opening to Two Trucks. My mom is only 2 rooms away from mine. I have NEVER in my life had my eyes snap awake that quick. I literally scrambled up to close my laptop, realized my glasses were on the keyboard as I attempted to close it, and I actually threw my glasses behind me and slammed my laptop shut. With how frantic I was to close it, you'd think I was watching sus anime the night before.
imagine trying to sleep and you hear "TWO TRUCKS, HAVING SEX" with upbeat music coming from your child's room at the middle of the night
I can give anyone a heart attack when playing this at full volume
it feels wrong but i love it
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
universe gets cancer moment
I love the instrumental but the lyrics have forever cursed this entire song for me. Saving it in a playlist to use for projects so I can curse other people
I just found this song and love the instrumental. Sadly I cant really talk much about the song with ppl because it's very...you know. I dont hate the lyrics at all, it's kind of funny. The song sounds more like some sort of motivational tune rather than a song about two trucks going at it. I guess that's the comedy of it.
everett Fletcher Same, I can’t even listen to it in public with earbuds because I’m always afraid the connection is gonna go out. Two Trucks is like some form of advanced comedy, why a song about two trucks doing the dirty with this instrumental is so funny, I’ll never know, it just is
something about "in honor of pride month" really cracks me up in this context
even though I obviously knew this was going to be an instrumental from the title I still had audio whiplash from hearing the part where the lyrics start without the lyrics
I'll use this for my school's presentation project
They won't notice a thing
This song perfectly loops onto itself
play this as loud as possible and see who visibly flinches
My execution music:
SAMEEE
miu stop wtf
I am concerned by your manner of execution.
Do you die during an act of intercourse?
Do you get crushed between two trucks?
Do you suffer a fatality from witnessing two trucks literally have sex?
I sure as hells don't know. :p
One joke song That is actually good.
Imagine making this beat and thinking “yeah this could go well as a song about truck sex”
Thanks I can finally add the audio to my English project
Anyone ever listened to this slowed down to 0.5? It gives the song a different kind of feel. In normal speed, it gives a feel of awe inspiring and frightful despair. But slowed down . . . slowed down gives the same feel but makes the emotions seem distorted, like it's some sort of cosmic horror to behold! It's hard to explain.
I figured it out! It's got a feel of tragedy to it! When it's at the normal speed, you get the sense of adventure! Not an all together pleasant one, but a victorious one at least. This, though, it's got a sense that the ending is hopeless and tragic. The protagonist didn't gain much in the end, but the lesson they learn will rule them and their experiences will haunt them for the rest of their lives!
I figured out something more about this song! It . Is . Life! Like, if life itself had a theme song! Sure life could be chaotic - all over the place, emotions swirling around like a tornado - and that it could kill us, but it all comes down to what we experience. It could end in absolute tragedy and in our own death, but the song's subtle sense of victory shows that there's a silver lining. It's that we had lived to experience it. Lived to feel life!
Does that make a n y sense??
3/15/2020
I figured something out at least. I now make it a sort of ritual to listen to this song after completing a video game and looking up it's tropes page online.
I just finished Far Cry New Dawn, and I gotta say the song fits perfectly with New Dawn and the game before that! Those who played those two gets what I mean, right?
[ Spoilers for Far Cry 5 and New Dawn below ]
I was an idiot back then, thinkin' I'd never play the game, so I spoiled the game for myself by lookin' up the tropes. I knew before I even got my hands on the game that the Deputy's end in Far Cry 5 was not a happy one, but that didn't stop me from playing it. I had fun, despite the ending, and I felt victory through the hardships and felt the enemy's pain through their defeat. Empathy, you see, for the protagonist and antagonists.
It's like I said about life up above. But in a more safer approach, distant. Sure we can replay these games, but we can't replay our own lives. In games, after seeing these characters suffer and die, we realize it's like that in all games. It's an endless cycle.
And if, after our own lives end and our credits roll, we meet up with God [ or whoever's waiting for us on the other side ] and they give us the chance to go through it again . . . What would be our answer?
If yes, then it's an endless cycle still.
4/13/2020
Good news! I've finally figured it how to condense all that into a single sentence!
No matter the outcome, either good or bad, what really matter is what we experience and learn throughout the journey.
thats the hidden homophobic version
@@Poicyss That's a terrifying interpretation on it. But I think I see it. The song slowed down has a tragic feel to it, and what's more tragic than hating the love between others?
@@victorvilorn5964 did you see the lyrics? I think the song is just about American stereotypes
@@yakiyuki8924 Well, now I'm lookin' at it differently. It makes sense now, dude. I mean, I bet one of 'em trucks is probably wearin' a pair of dangling truck balls.
@@victorvilorn5964 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, probably because I'm just a moron and I'm not good at that, can you explain what you mean? I do like your theory in the first comment though and I'm really not the person to debunk it
Oh my God it's my favorite song.
How did you get these instrumentals anyway? What's your method and would it work for isolating vocals as well?
Neil uploaded the stems for Spirit Phone and Two Trucks back in December, but I'm not sure if they're still up. All I did was compile all of the separate parts together without the vocals. If you found what he uploaded you could surely get the isolated vocal tracks.
Also my favourite
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"Uhh-, trucks"
I remember most, if not, all the lyrics by heart, someone already commented them. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I know all the lyrics and don't know how to feel about that tbh
This would be very good for song requests on streams ;).
happy pride month boys
I wonder what the two trucks are doing on this fine day.
Two Trucks having se-
-ling hands
-aberry juice
OP was killed before they could finish saying two trucks having s
x
@@MaxEverywhereSystem wait you mean two trucks havi
I can still imagine ruby singing this :P
Same xd
i once played the original version during history class while everyone listened. it was great and i didn’t get in trouble
i set this as my ringtone so i can freak anyone that knows the song out
This instrumental track is so buttery smooth I want it on a stack of pankakes
I want to put this out loud somewhere and I want people that knows about it to panic for like 10sec before hearing that the lyrics are not here
everytime i listen to this i get so weirded out that there are no lyrics i go into shock
i finally can sing this to my friend on discord vc every day
I wanna blast this at a Vidcon and see who screams first
i’m going to make this my ringtone and nobody is going to know the truth
WHY DOES THIS SONG HAVE TO BE SUCH A BOP YET SO WEIRD
I still hear neil saying "having sex" near the end of the song
Love how wet the beat sounds this is my go to example of how i explain my gender experience to people
Using this for one of my speed edits hoping no one that watches my videos knows who lemon demon is
i like bfb.
Same
me too
Wow i love this Instrumental!!! i wonder what the lyrics are---
Don’t tell him
Two trucks having _fun_
my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex
It sounds kinda great at 0.75 speed
Hi so I'm singing the lyrics but in an anime girl voice
i tried to imagine singing the lyrics in an anime girl voice and now it’s even more cursed, thank you.
@@ratontheinternet5611 Try this mental scene for a change: Samuel L. Jackson singing these lyrics.
@@khajiitimanus7432 *mom pick me up i’m scared*
@@ratontheinternet5611 Hahaha!
Give proof
IM USING THIS FOR A SCHOOL PROYECT BSJSHSHSB
Update: got an A+ :]
I want to play this in a public setting at full blast to see how many people lip sink the lyrics
I would 100% be one of them 😂🚙🚙
I mean, yeah, the lyrics are art in it's purest form, that's pretty obvious and I don't think I needed to point that out
But holy fuck the instrumental is so goddamn good
For all of those legends out there who actually wanna try:
[Chorus]
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
[Verse 1]
Two pickup trucks making love
American made, built Ford Tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
[Chorus]
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (huh!)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (ha!)
[Verse 2]
Right by my side, there's ZZ Top
And Robert Z'Dar from Maniac Cop 1, 2, and 3
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these
[Bridge]
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
[Verse 3]
Two pickup trucks, one cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful, no stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The Founding Fathers cry
[Chorus]
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily! Huh! Flex!
(Ya he ya he ya he ya he ya he ya)
[Outro]
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
so underrated omg
hometuck
0:26 when it’s late at night and you make big noise to get a snack:
THIS IS SO CURSED WITHOUT THE VOCALS WHAT
Blessed*
I would argue that it's more cursed with the vocals --
Ikr
@Isabella Aucello Indeed; it is blursed.
Bro aint talking about the birds and the bees, hes talking about honda and toyotas-
Two Trucks isthe only song I know of that sounds weird both with and without the lyrics.
You amazing individual. Good on ya, lad.
i got this to sync up with him doing it without instrumentals and it was weird
edit: i did it just wrong so it has jazz fusion flair and now it's even weirder
This is pondering music
sus musi
"love is love"
god damn right
Aids:
This song gives me overwhelming Pocoyo vibes like this could be playing in the background of a Pocoyo episode and no one would notice the difference
BRUHH I FORGOT POCOYO EXISTED 💀💀
Trucks having sex 👉😈👈
holy shit you're right and also this gave me crazy flashbacks