Did I miss the season where Sam Darnold became Peyton Manning? The way this mono story is getting covered on all the talking head shows you’d think the Jets went from Super Bowl favorites to battling the Dolphins for the 1st pick in next year’s draft. LOL
It actually makes total sense why Darnold contracted mono, and it wasnt from kissing. You can ALSO get it through contact with someone else's sweat. I got mono when I was 17 from a public gym because I didnt wipe down the workout machines before I used them. Im assuming Sam got on a machine in the workout room that some sweaty lineman was using and contracted it.
I always thought mono was just an ongoing joke of 80s and 90s sitcoms. It disappeared entirely from the zeitgeist for two decades until Sam Darnold went around licking stuff in the locker room.
Lmfao! Rich i totally agree. But your reaction is effing priceless to say the least, especially your tweet to greenie & the whole DT mono theory is spot on!👏😂👍
I'm a Huge BROWNS fan & I truly feel for Jets fans. I always put 3 fan bases together bc of their heartbreak. Browns, Bills & Jets. I know Jets hate the Bills but I think we have common sadness.
You can get mono from a variety of other ways especially when you're in a locker room...like sharing a water bottle. He didn't necessarily get it from a woman.
AFC East is a circus. Pat's with the clown Antonio. Dolphins with Holes so big in both their lines Whales are jumping threw them. Jets Gase and Darnold are mono á mono . And the bills well their the bills 🤮
If the Jets crash and burn this season, with Darnold missing a lot of games, does Darnold become Josh Rosen for next year? He missed multiple games last year with injury, this will cost multiple games. He’s not that good anyway. New regime in New York and a loaded 2020 QB class. Might be the perfect storm.
A week before the regular season that year my ex sent me a picture of her with Sam Darnold.. she was out at the bars, doesn’t watch football just knew I was a huge jets fan and got a picture… he probably got mono that night
yeah because darnold is such a threat HAHAHAHAHAHA his team got him 4 turnovers and threw the ball 41 times and he had 175 yards, played horrifically. its all the bad of a rookie without any upside. they are genuinely better off without darnold.
@@Zexi141 please explain how the division equals 30-10 in the playoffs vs PLAYOFF teams? 75% success rate vs the best the NFL has to offer. Not to mention around a 75% success rate vs the ENTIRE NFL. What do those 6 games a year have to do with that? Mmm?
@@shawnsanders9450 Because if the other three were competitive, the Patriots would have a tough time winning the division or even getting a wild card spot
@@MarloSoBalJr for example what does the division have to do with the Patriots going 7-0 vs playoff teams last year? They beat every single division leader they played last year plus 2 other playoff teams. This is both regular and post season. What does the division have to do with that?
Demaryius Thomas is the modern equivalent of Small Pox blankets given to the Indians. Consider it a sign of respect from BB to bother implementing germ warfare against the Jets.
Seriously, what were the Jets thinking hiring Gase? I don't know how Jets fans feel about the hire, but Pats fans have been thrilled about it since day 1.
So the pundits gonna now pretend like they weren’t screaming “the sky is falling” when the GIANTS didn’t draft Sam Darnold but drafted Daniel Jones instead 🤔
Rich: It's a known fact that NO NFL QB from USC has ever been successful - with 1 exception: Carson Palmer. Sam Darnold will be a bust-- I said it before the draft when Darnold was available and stand by it today... I'm so glad that (my) the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield...We're better for it today.
What college you go to and the history of means absolutely nothing of how your gonna be pat mahomes went to Texas tech who’s good from there dumb comment dog
Hey, I'm life long NY Jets fan going back to Joe Namath's days- Let's face it, a rash of injuries to quarterbacks this season is a reminder of how fragile the fate of an NFL team can be. Ben Roethlisberger is out for the season, Drew Brees is out for seven weeks. Jet's Sam Darnold is out with mono. His backup, Trevor Siemian, is done for the year and Nick Foles will miss three months. It's time to stop whiteballing Colin Kaepernick from the NFL. I believe most all other Jets fans will agree with me, Sign up Colin Kaepernick and salvage what's left of the 2019 season. If other fans agree with me, comments welcome!
Rich Eisen is a national treasure and should be preserved at all costs.
Eh he's kinda annoying.
little Do no u
Nah that's joe benigno
100% agree lol
Namath made a deal with the devil 50 years ago and we are still cursed
Joe Kresl 💀💀💀
then why is he alive if you make a deal with the devil you die young like robert johnson
Joe Kresl You would think if anyone was going to get something like mono it would been Broadway Joe.
Dee Marie Dubois my man joe was a real player he didn’t kiss any hoes only smash 😂💀
Bobby Lane laughs at your "curse".
I'm about to die of laughter listening to Rich Eisen's theory about the Patriots and DT! OMG! LOL!
That's what patriots do!
Darnold was just ahead of the curve with the quarantining a year before everyone.
I got mono in my mid twenties and lost 30 pounds in a month. Brutal!
Damn
Sounds like mono helped you get in shape. Win-win-win.
Maybe I should contract mono to lose weight geez 30 pounds is a lot
I got it at 28, lost 20 lbs but mainly my liver shut down and I almost died.
Did I miss the season where Sam Darnold became Peyton Manning? The way this mono story is getting covered on all the talking head shows you’d think the Jets went from Super Bowl favorites to battling the Dolphins for the 1st pick in next year’s draft. LOL
Exactly. I must have missed the season where Darnold was amazing because I know he ain't that much better than Trevor.
Rich is from Staten Island, GMFB is shot in Manhattan, Cowherd I guess just likes him.
He's better than Peyton Manning. The 2019 version of Peyton Manning.
@@Averywhitehall Peyton Manning in 2019 is better than Darnold.
Yeah the hype on rookies is way overblown...
Gase refers to Darnold as #14 but Trevor Siemian by his name
Rhetorical trick. Understates the severity of the news & keeps his name out of the media’s mouth as much as possible.
@@checkoutthebigbrainonbrad7668 Exactly.
😂😂😂😂😂Namath is ashamed somewhere, after all the women, and never coming down with anything, here comes the prom king with mono😂😂😂
He won't be thicc and trunky now
But still coastal! One outta three ain't too bad
What about that ethos?
it's those thicc & trunky jersey strippers
Underrated Comment
Darnold was the quarantining since before it was cool
LOL THIS WAS F’IN HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA - “and then 14 has mono, so that would be that” hahaha
This is either just the final stages of Jets misery showing it’s teeth or the beginning of a new age of Jets misery
If Darnold is the savior my bet is on the latter.
I never seen Rich this fired up 😂😂
It actually makes total sense why Darnold contracted mono, and it wasnt from kissing. You can ALSO get it through contact with someone else's sweat. I got mono when I was 17 from a public gym because I didnt wipe down the workout machines before I used them. Im assuming Sam got on a machine in the workout room that some sweaty lineman was using and contracted it.
I hit the floor when he screamed "hes free to go to the prom!"
I always thought mono was just an ongoing joke of 80s and 90s sitcoms.
It disappeared entirely from the zeitgeist for two decades until Sam Darnold went around licking stuff in the locker room.
Rich you said everything I never knew I wanted to say, it's tough to be a Jets fan. 😤
Rich sounds like he's gonna cry in the car on the way home.
He probably did
Aw Rich why keep torturing yourself? You live in Los Angeles - 3000 miles away from the Jets. And the Chargers desperately need fans.........
Chargers aren't LA, they're like the adopted step-kid. They seriously need to move back...
God i dont miss this at all. What a difference 3 years makes ✈️
Belichick doesn’t have to infect the Jets with mono to beat them.
I just watched this again 8 months later just because of how hilarious it is. Lol!
Sravan from Washington brought me here lmaoooo
I got mono at 21 also, not in high school, mine started right after I had strep throat, it can cause mono
Lmfao! Rich i totally agree. But your reaction is effing priceless to say the least, especially your tweet to greenie & the whole DT mono theory is spot on!👏😂👍
I knew of someone who went to my high school over 30 years ago they came down with mononucleosis and missed about about a month of school!
at 4:37 and forward I was literally rolling in the floor laughing.
Can you believe.......?!! pure gold
I can't even anymore.
I’d expect Namath to get mono before Sam lol
Is that a Cuban link bracelet on Rich Eisens wrist 👀? If so wow
It's worse than you think. Mono is spread from kissing. There is no telling how many teammates Darnell infected.
@@christopherschlacter4953 oooo who spit in your mou---err--- cereal?
I'm a Huge BROWNS fan & I truly feel for Jets fans. I always put 3 fan bases together bc of their heartbreak. Browns, Bills & Jets. I know Jets hate the Bills but I think we have common sadness.
What’s mono
That rant was amazing
Adam Gase's reaction is the only thing that trumps this
You can get mono from a variety of other ways especially when you're in a locker room...like sharing a water bottle. He didn't necessarily get it from a woman.
I wonder how much time I’d have in my life if Rich could complete a sentence from beginning to end without pausing?
Operation Tank for Tua is underway!
nick b I rather tank for Trevor Lawrence in 2021 draft
I can’t stop laughing still watching so many times
Its unbelievable...
This makes the dolphins tanking for the #1 draft spot normal and fine
I can't get enough of the jets/knicks
Let's face facts the Jets are cursed.
I love when sports fans embrace the bitterness.
with darnold they are the 2nd best team and the division and miss the playoffs without darnold they are the 3rd best lol
They playing spin the bottle in the locker room
MAYBE HE CAN GO TO THE PROM
I find it funny that everyone last year grilled the Browns for not picking Darnold
AFC East is a circus. Pat's with the clown Antonio. Dolphins with Holes so big in both their lines Whales are jumping threw them. Jets Gase and Darnold are mono á mono . And the bills well their the bills 🤮
Mono a mono 😂😂😂
Raiders will rule
Well THEY’RE the Bills. Try English next time
@@TL2354 thank you captain Grammer. Blame Google voice text though, she wrote it lol
@@rodt1137 There is always one idiot who has to go around correcting spelling and grammar. That is sooo 2015.
If the Jets crash and burn this season, with Darnold missing a lot of games, does Darnold become Josh Rosen for next year? He missed multiple games last year with injury, this will cost multiple games. He’s not that good anyway. New regime in New York and a loaded 2020 QB class. Might be the perfect storm.
How come every sports personality is a jets fan?
The Shawshank Inception cause they don’t really care about sports in LA
Every broadcaster is from the coasts. Mostly the northeast.
Demaryius Thomas had mono😂😂 ( Bill billichick laughing )
man, this is still priceless
"Go to the PROM" LOL
A week before the regular season that year my ex sent me a picture of her with Sam Darnold.. she was out at the bars, doesn’t watch football just knew I was a huge jets fan and got a picture… he probably got mono that night
Bill Belichick did it 😂🤣😆🤩😂🤗😎
yeah because darnold is such a threat HAHAHAHAHAHA his team got him 4 turnovers and threw the ball 41 times and he had 175 yards, played horrifically. its all the bad of a rookie without any upside. they are genuinely better off without darnold.
Brady really got a joke of a division to be in. Easiest 6 wins every season.
That's why the Patriots have been so good for so long.
He’s only swept the division 2 times all these years.
@@Zexi141 please explain how the division equals 30-10 in the playoffs vs PLAYOFF teams? 75% success rate vs the best the NFL has to offer. Not to mention around a 75% success rate vs the ENTIRE NFL. What do those 6 games a year have to do with that? Mmm?
@@shawnsanders9450 Because if the other three were competitive, the Patriots would have a tough time winning the division or even getting a wild card spot
@@MarloSoBalJr for example what does the division have to do with the Patriots going 7-0 vs playoff teams last year? They beat every single division leader they played last year plus 2 other playoff teams. This is both regular and post season. What does the division have to do with that?
Just remember this guy is 2 years younger than Mike Greenberg
Gase really is a knob.
Rich?
As good a front man I've ever seen in Sports. Might just be the best.
Rich Eisen is awesome!!
Everyone so busy saying baker is a bust who turned around the browns franchise but darnold is by far the bigger bust
Demaryius Thomas is the modern equivalent of Small Pox blankets given to the Indians. Consider it a sign of respect from BB to bother implementing germ warfare against the Jets.
This story was still one of the funniest from the year
Lol. RE is acting more like Bill Burr than when he had Bill Burr on the show!
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 classic comedy!!!!
Haha and at bye week he can go to the prom hhaha
Awwww josh allen all the sudden is becoming a stud like I said
I know its in jest but Darnold was already being treated for it before the trade.
How about "Mono a Mono"!
How come these Gase led teams always have injury problems? Smh
Andrew Bruticimus Gase is a weirdo
@@joes3844 Gase would have to improve significantly to be considered even a weirdo=)
Seriously, what were the Jets thinking hiring Gase? I don't know how Jets fans feel about the hire, but Pats fans have been thrilled about it since day 1.
If he only knew Semien would tear his ankle to shreds and Jamal Adams wants out.
Sam Darnold is the pick John Dorsey and the Cleveland Browns missed on . 10 years from now I will comment again .
Timothy Antoine agreed
They drafted Saquon that draft. Jones was the following year but I get what you’re saying
Bills versus Pats week four, should be a good one. Fireman Ed is losing more of his hair
Mono is real though. Very dangerous.
And is easier to get from sharing drinks. People don’t realize they can get it that way.
Mano y Darnold.
Lamar Jackson and josh allen are the winners..
Fourteen will be out. And that's that.
Listen to Rich humble-bragging about AP History and Calculus.
I hate being a jets fan nothing ever fucking goes our way
Prom joke was killer!
I almost got sucked in to commenting on this gibberish.
4 years later Aaron Rodgers tears his Achilles 4 snaps in
Trevor then wrecks his ankle
Necking means something totally different nowadays lol
Its going to be funny very soon that they took Darnold and all the others before Lamar.
And Lamar still sucks ass
@@yeahright1972 You're either racist or don't watch football... either way you look pretty stupid being in this comment section
I’m dead 😂 Poor Sam though
Thats a bigger conspiracythan the JFK assassination!
The Patriots will clinch the AFC Least by mid-October.
I doubt it
He has mono. People get sick. He'll be back in 2. Wtf is the big deal? Bet on the browns.
👏🏻SAM👏🏻DARNOLD👏🏻HASN’T👏🏻PROVEN👏🏻ANYTHING👏🏻
So the pundits gonna now pretend like they weren’t screaming “the sky is falling” when the GIANTS didn’t draft Sam Darnold but drafted Daniel Jones instead 🤔
Mono-Gate
Jets are cursed. Joe Willie Namath sold there soul. Joe had all the hot babes and he didnt get mono....wow
let's be for real tho. back then females weren't as slutty as they are now. nowadays young men need to SERIOUSLY be careful
Demaryius Thomas locking lips with Darnold on the low
Jonathan Frisbee dumb he wasn’t even around .More like kissing a jets cheerleaders
this does NOT mean the jets will lose Monday. remember browns just came off a horrible debut.
Rated browns are going to destroy them
The Titans are a good team. Well, a decent team with a great defense. The Jets...well.....
Can't really help it when your body is sick
Honestly. I'd take Mark Sanchez over Sam Darnold.....
this is priceless
Rich:
It's a known fact that NO NFL QB from USC has ever been successful - with 1 exception: Carson Palmer.
Sam Darnold will be a bust-- I said it before the draft when Darnold was available and stand by it today...
I'm so glad that (my) the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield...We're better for it today.
What college you go to and the history of means absolutely nothing of how your gonna be pat mahomes went to Texas tech who’s good from there dumb comment dog
I got mono at 33, but I was swinging with a 23 year old. So.
Buffalo Bill's have a great team... man I'm so thankful for our great g.m and head coach let's keep it going
Hey, I'm life long NY Jets fan going back to Joe Namath's days- Let's face it, a rash of injuries to quarterbacks this season is a reminder of how fragile the fate of an NFL team can be. Ben Roethlisberger is out for the season, Drew Brees is out for seven weeks. Jet's Sam Darnold is out with mono. His backup, Trevor Siemian, is done for the year and Nick Foles will miss three months. It's time to stop whiteballing Colin Kaepernick from the NFL. I believe most all other Jets fans will agree with me, Sign up Colin Kaepernick and salvage what's left of the 2019 season. If other fans agree with me, comments welcome!