If Marvel Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes 2
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What crimes would The Winter Soldier (Captain America: The Winter Soldier), Ronan (Guardians of the Galaxy) and Ultron (Avengers: Age of Ultron) be charged with?
A video examining what would Marvel phase 2 villains be charged with if they were to be in court.
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I find it so funny that Ultron spent 5 minutes on the Internet and thought humanity needs to go
I don't blame him
He took a long time to come to that conclusion
Twitter
Goes to show how messy humans are if 5 minutes was what he needed.
What browsing 4chan does to an mf
Imagine threatening Thanos and he goes to the police and has you arrested for intimidation
I mean they were able to arrest him after his thanoscopter scheme so they should be able to deal with ronin too
Well this is the funniest and best comment i've ever seen on this channel, in my opinion.
Yep so true
Lmfao
Straight fax
Props to Ultron for apologizing and paying his bills
Though he had to commit bank fraud to do it. That's actually a lot worse than The Joker robbing banks to pay his taxes since not even he will take on the IRS.
yeah
I always loved ultron’s reactions to things like after he cuts off klaue’s arm “ooh i’m sorry” or after the twins run away “wait, guys!” It’s just so casual
He was raised by the internet
Hes emotionally inmature, it fits.
Theres a moment where Vision cuts his internet access or some shit and he goes "do you think i care!?"
Ultron is absolutely hilarious
I mean he technically is about a week old
"i accidentawy cut owt yowr awm, sowwy >w
“For mutilation of the man’s guts the court sentences you with 20 years ”
“I’m sorry”
“Reduce it to 10”
To be fair it is clear that it wasnt planned and happen in a fit of anger
@@marethyu_77gamer93 and in law if it's out of emotional it's often a lower sentence
@@godversesans5152 I mean maybe, I mainly said that in the sense that it's second degree as not premeditated
Timestamp: 11:17
These mutilation laws seem stupid. 20 years ain't gonna grow that arm back, and one might bleed to death after getting a limb cut off
HE GAVE TONY A TIME OUT🤣
I swear alot lol how can the word ‘’shit’’ be a 5 minute timeout
@@brysontheelite5496 language I’m gonna give you five minute time out
XD XD XD
@@brysontheelite5496 I don’t swear THST much what is the scentence for god damn? 😂
@@jacklikescats another curse word. 5 more minutes added
In the first scene, The Winter Soldier should also have jaywalking as a crime, since he was standing away from the zebra crossing.
He also killed Tony Stark's parents, John F Kennedy and a nuclear engineer.
I read Ronan’s page on the mcu wiki and found a few more criminal charges in addition to what you shown here:
1: War Crimes in Captain Marvel when he orders ballistic missiles to be dropped on earth; a group of them could wipe out all life so I think it’d be war crimes.
2: 2 extra mass murder charges, 1 on the Kylosian population (Drax’s species) and another on the guards and prisoners in the Kyln
3: another attempted murder of Drax when he chokes him on the dark aster.
This would result in his sentence being increased to 5 death sentences and 100,004 life sentences (6 deaths and 4 life if you convert the 100k ppl he killed at xandar to a death sentence)
the best part about how many life sentences ultron got is how he technically could have served all of them
But not the 3 death penalties.
@@noahwalsh470 he could, kill one body and transfer his mind to a new one
@@noahwalsh470
It depends on what is defined as “death.” I’m no lawyer so I can’t say for sure. But theoretically if you “kill” one Ultron body then Ultron will just exist in another body. And Ultron has at least like a few thousand bodies. But if it’s “killing” Ultron’s consciousness, which is the more likely definition, then yeah I suppose there’s no way for him to survive that..
@@TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN Yes, death to his consciousness.
IMO eternal imprisonment is a fate worse than death
Ultron: *cuts off someone arm*
Lawyer: Your honor,he said he was sorry
Which would be a lower sentence as he did not mean to do it
Yeah I did that exact same thing and I got zero punishment because I said sorry
@@apineapple3177 for what crime?
@@godversesans5152 cutting off a arm
@@apineapple3177 don't know if your serious or just trolling
I never watched Avengers: Age of Ultron so when I heard the line "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich and wait to find out which is which" it gave me a good chuckle
That movie (and all the Iron Man movies) are full of some of the best one-liners and social commentary I've ever seen. Granted, I haven't seen many movies, but still. They really went all out on making Tony Stark a casually humorous character full of deep wisdom in those catchy one-liners, and Ultron was basically just Stark carried to the logical extreme in the way that only an AI can manage. Same personality, too, which got on each other's nerves and made for some cool interactions.
Man, you just gave me a whole new perspective on Tony Stark. Life will never be the same 😔
I agree.
I love how Winter Soldier (until being pardoned) had only charges for money, and just straight up life sentences
wait what’s wrong with him after being pardoned 😭
@@rikiinexx2151 there isn't anything wrong, I just found it funny it was just money or never leaving jail, which is pretty far apart on the spectrum. And there was no straying from that pattern
Bucky never did things by halves
All those poor cars
Dude killed so many people, but he still needs to pay for the cars he broke!
The "Tony Stank" part had me dying of laughter. 😂
Ah yes, my favorite marvel villain, tony stark.
@@annnnnnnn394 completely irredeemable after the bad language. 5 minutes isn't enough, he needs 6 minutes to truly bring justice.
@@flextape467 ah yes, the negotiator!
same
@@flextape467 no that isn’t enough he need 10 minutes
Out of all the crimes in this video I think we can all agree that no-one wants to get charged with timeout. That stuff is no joke.
Now I really want to see villains like Ronan being brought to court. Normally they just get kind or lynched in an act of self-justice, but it would be really interesting if the law punished them as it should be in real life.
Ronan is basically a universal war criminal, it would be like the Nuremberg Trials but on a galactic scale
I completely lost it right at the beginning with Tony Stank getting a charge of Bad Language for the giggles 😂 Nice to see this series growing more and more and can't wait to see the future charged for their crimes series!
Tony Stank??????????
@@fishboat1494 stinky boy
@@fishboat1494 y’all don’t remember that scene from civil war??
3:37 I freaking love how he expressed simpathy for that van🤣
Inmate objects have feelings too(joking)
@@godversesans5152 inmate objects? Like shivs? Or orange jumpsuits?
@@snowythealicorn5784 inanimate objects my bad
3:50 "I wouldn't be surprised if he's killed more cars than people"
@@matthew8629
Mosait, 11.11.2022.
I loved Ultron's personality.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I- oohhh, I'm- I'm sure that's gonna be ok."
I used a calculator and, while it's pretty hard to see, Ultron's EXACT amount owed at 12:17 is $2,420,509,229 added to the $425,880,500 making it $2,846,389,729.
Bro this guy came literally outta nowhere and instantly started releasing the best crime videos I’ve seen on RUclips. You literally inspired me to write my own case files on movie villains and it is so much fun. Thank you for being you, mousait. Road to 100K
Edit: thanks for over 1000 likes guys you are nice, have a great day!
Bro you putting these comments on every video of his
Wow I haven't seen a comment like this before on this channel
Wow, guys. This is totally a comment we have never heard of! Totally an original comment!
Why are you guys being so rude to the OP? He was just being nice to the creator.
@@sussybroke4533 There are other ways to show your respect to a creator without being generic and unoriginal. We are not being rude either, we are just calling them out for being generic.
If this guy makes a video on Llamas with hats, Carl’s sentence would probably be around 100M years.
"I'm sorry, Carl, but this the *best thing* for you."
"There's no prison I can't nibble my way out of"
Mutilation. Cannibalism. Countless murder charges. Indentity Theft. Probably illegal possession of swans. The meat dragon has to be illegal (made of orphan meat, no less). Probably trillions of dollars in property damage. The destruction of national landmarks. The Rift in space time, through which he collected white baby hands. And much much more.
Along it waived becuz he's a silly boi and you just gotta love him
What?
He would most definitely get the death penalty,but then again he might get off lucky due to his insanity
Honestly the thought of Tony sitting in the corner with a timeout hat on is something I cannot stop thinking about and is hilarious
I love how you sentence Tony Stark in five minutes of time out for saying a swear word.
Can't believe Tony Stark got charged more than Bucky did
LOL that's true, I didn't even think about that. To be honest though probably still deserved ngl.
Well Tony wasn't brainwashed to swear🤷♀
You mean tony stank?
good
Bro five minutes in time out felt like five years
Quick correction. If I remember correctly, Helen Cho didn’t die from Ultron’s blast, as she is later seen alive in the Avengers compound. So that alters the count in that instance from 4 murders to 3 murders and one attempted murder.
It's still a life sentence though
Huge difference
I've always held that Tony Stank is the darkest Marvel Villain, but seeing the actual list of his crime and sentence make him so much worse. The fact he did all these things because Mr America told him he didn't want his help.
lol I remember seeing a very similar comment elsewhere
Boy, I'd hate to be a federal judge in the Marvel universe after looking over the crimes these supervillains committed.
Especially Thanos
The funny thing is that Ultron is going to be one of the few villians that could ever pay off more than a life sentence.
He can do this all eternity.
But he can't pay off a death sentence
@@Iron8127 technically any of his droids can die and then he would go to a different body
@Takeabow son He can "die" though, making it possible for him to actually pay off all of his sentence.
Loki too
Just imagine the HYDRA scientists trying to wipe Buckys memories again, and wondering "wait, why isn't it working?" and Bucky triumphantly claiming "I protected my brain with SurfShark VPN!!"
Feldwebel Barnes. Sie werden dann sterben.
LMAO
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I SOUND LIKE A TOMODACHI LIFE CHARACYER HJELP ME WHY IS MY HUMOR LIEK THIS HJELLP IM CRYING NOW AHHH
0:00 Case 1 Tony Stank
0:27 Case 2 The Winter Soldier
4:15-5:27 Sponsor
5:39 Case 3 Ronan
9:32 Case 4 Ultron
11:09 Ultron Said "Sorry", Because Cutting Off His Arm Wasn't His Intention. He Just Got Super Angry.
2:05 I enjoy how you fine him for the wheel damage, but not any of the other damage to the car, or putting peoples lives in danger since they can no longer steer
I know it's a joke but Tony definitely has more crimes then that under his belt.
Only property damage
He only killed criminals committing a crime
They would've been pardoned
is it because he made Ultron and Ultron did what he did, meaning that Tony Stark could also get the same sentence as Ultron
Yeah.
Arms dealing
And the Ultron drones were his fault thus resulting in the destruction of a entire city also alongside civilians.
Not to mention he didn't know his weapons had ended up in the hands of terrorists
I will say I wasn't expecting the "Tony Stank" part lol. That made me laugh! thanks! Also I like how you included a pardon for Bucky because he was canonically pardoned for his crimes (referenced in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier) because he was brainwashed by Hydra.
Cars:exist
Winter Soldier: and I took that personally.
11:08 ultron is such a troll
I bet on 5 cookies he wasn’t sorry.
You made an error at 13:36. Helen Cho (the first one Ultron shot) survived the initial blast and should've been counted as attempted second degree murder
Wouldn't change anything. Still a life sentence.
@@xanderscookingschool1497 but with possibility of parole
@@IdkANiceName999 kinda ruined chance of Parole due to the attempted genocide
Bro murder is murder
@@A1word308 yes but this was attempted murder, she didn't die after he shot her.
The funny thing about ultron's sentencing in particular is that it's technically possible for him to serve out all of those sentences. Being an immortal AI with multiple instances, he could actually serve multiple life and death sentences concurrently.
how th would he survive being completely removed from the internet and technology if the point of death sentence is vanishing from the world
@@sheepriderkiller1181 Actually, that's not the point of a death sentence, at least from a legal standpoint. There are instances of people who have survived executions by firing squad, etc. and been let go because their sentences have been served. Destroying one bot instance of Ultron would likely satisfy a death sentence, at least so far as the legal system is concerned. It's unlikely that Ultron would ever be tried by a legal system in the real world, (likely would be treated similarly to rogue nations or terrorist groups, with military response rather than civil enforcement), and would accordingly be wiped out entirely, as the issue of any conventional punishment being utterly ineffective does exist, so I can see where you're coming from.
@@sheepriderkiller1181 Removing Ultron from the internet wouldn't kill him it would just cut off his internet access, but he would survive. He has thousands of different bodies and could just access those. If those get destroyed Ultron could make a new body and send it to a technologically advanced planet and infect their technology. Unless you destroy his original form, all his extra bodies, and all the servers he's connected to, Ultron will live forever.
I know this came out months ago, but I still need to point this out. At 2:34 the silver car the Winter Soldier shot was a Pontiac Solstice. According to Carfax, they cost an average of $13,558. The is the best price to go off of because when the Winter Soldier came out, Pontiac no longer existed. You know what the best part is? When MOUSAIT said he was not a car expert, if you pause the video you can clearly see that the silver car says Solstice on the rear just before it gets blown up. As for the car blown up at 2:25, it’s too far away for me to identify and even when we get a close up it is only the top half. I have no clue what car that one is.
The first one straight up had me laughing for 5 minutes. How convenient
i love how iron man got only charged for bad words
That is one of the worst things a human can do he was way too generous he deserve a 10 minute time out
@@apineapple3177 Oh my god how could you be so nice to him for committing such a vile act! He needs a 15 minute time out!
@@StarWithAPencil no he deserves a 20 minute
@@apineapple3177 Am I the only one thinking he actually deserves 30 minutes time out?
@@samuelepersichini7703 yeah because obviously he deserves 40 minutes
I like Ultron. He took a few seconds to look around the internet and decided he needed to kill all of humanity.
Edit 1:spelling error
He listened to Drakes new album
He found twitter
@@StarWithAPencil or Reddit
@@hewhobattles8869 and dark web
I’m not surprised
I love how you came out of nowhere, dropped great videos, got sponsored and just moved along
For some reason, the Tony one made me laugh so much.
I can't help but laugh every time you put the crime on screen, that lashing sound makes it so funny for some reason XD
Tony really got a time out 🤣💀😂
Yeah for what he did he deserves it
You skipped like half of the movie with the winter soldier. There was even more property damage, he upgraded to blowing up quinjets
Probably still falls under brainwashing pardon
@@looke7940 I know, but I wanted to see how much money was it total
@@renatasciacchitano318 give or take around $2B
Probably because everything he did after that point would just be nullified since it was discovered he was brainwashed.
Yeah. The main problem is that he didnt have to as he was brainwashed. Therefore he cannot be held accountable for all the damage. After he got un-brainwashed all the famage he does from that point on is his and can be accounted for
Megamind: i used to have 85 life sentences
Ronan: You underestimate my power.
One slight issue with Ultron’s is that Helen Cho did live after Ultron attacked her. I say that’s an attempted murder charge.
“I’ll go with 10 years because he said he was sorry” 💀
11:33 He did say sorry though😂
*lmfao* sorry makes it alllllll better....
As a canadian I can confirm that the apology grants him freedom from all charges and a free jug of maple syrup
@@dextersauve5491 *Mmm, you should join us. 'Murica*
@@HANKSANDY69420 like I'd join you the gun violence makes me wonder if GTA is a game or a documentory
@@dextersauve5491 breh. *except liberals.* I forgot to mention that, we have too many here already.
Cut the cap, stop believing everything you hear online. Cain killed Abel, and should be blamed, not the rock he used (that's a bible-based metaphor if you couldn't tell lmao) Besides, outlawing guns would only make law-abiding citizens vulnerable to the lawless gun-and-knife wielders.
What beats a crook with a gun? A good guy-with a gun. Don't bring fists to a gun fight.
The happy go lucky music over Bucky getting brainwashed was amazing
5:33 A bunch of crimes.
Sentence: Nothing
0:07 "Bad language, 5 minute time out" 💀
I love these content, man
*L A N G U A G E !*
So funny that he gave tony stark a time out😂
That sounds exactly like a Saul Goodman case with Ronin. 100,003 life sentences and >$73 million of charges, but no time nor charges for assaulting a racoon-like creature.
Sounds like any shyster lawyer speaking. One of my parental units was a legal secretary for a probate/wills lawyer. Holy cannoli. He was a good lawyer but some of the shit the others lawyers would try to get away with especially if there were multiple heirs and no will.
Actually ,as a creator of Ultron, Start have to be charged all his crimes. Stark is much more darker then it seems from a brief look.
I like how Tony’s entire sentence is a 5 minute timeout lol
9:05 you should make a video where you defend villains
Love that he puts in the extra work to count the sentence and fines they would get.
0:20 Okay, that’s funny 😆😆😆
as soon as I saw winter soldier I knew that most of the villains in this series are gonna have death sentences
The Winter Soldier is like if the Destruction Derby was a person.
He does deserve is *walking tank* moniker pretty well :p
Fortunately,
Bucky did get pardoned in TFATWS,
Ronan got executed by Star Lord,
and Ultron got executed by his son.
and tony sacrificed himself so he doesnt have to take the 5min time out
@@anzeigefehler6495 Oh yeahhh 😂
Wow, your videos are getting better! And you're pretty through with the charges, good luck with Thanos!
2:34 | Zooming in, I could see that was a Pontiac Solstice, which was introduced around the time this movie was made. I'm no car expert either and I couldn't find good results, but the general price I could find was from 5k to 20k+ (most results I COULD find were used models, and they weren't the exact model shown here-dont any of you car experts chew me out if the pricing I listed sounds absolutely off especially with the general price the guy in the video gave)
So yeah not very helpful but if there are any car experts who's vision wasn't good enough to make out the model of the car in thid image, this is what it is, you give me an expert price please.
“he stabbed a helpless van” bro I love you and your content
Dang, he didn’t just give Tony Stark a timeout, he also renamed him to Tony Stank
Could have been a spelling mistake
@@Hawks1908 It's from the Stan Lee cameo in the ending of CA:CW where Cap sends a package to Tony and the deliveryman (Stan Lee) *missreads* the crappy handwriting as Tony Stank (ie mistaking a poorly written r for an n).
“Man, Bucky really hates cars”
Shang chi: 😬
You miss a lot of add on charges in these videos. A person can be charged with more than one crime for the same action. Like when the winter soldier blew up Fury’s car, could have added discharge of a firearm in city limits, unlawful possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of an explosive device, unlawful discharge of an explosive, reckless endangerment to the other vehicles/drivers, domestic terrorism, destruction of government property (the road), concealing identity while carrying a firearm, and even pettier crimes like jaywalking and disturbing the peace.
Also, I’m not sure if Nick Fury counts as a government official or not which would add more up-charges to attempted murder and make it an assassination attempt.
0:13 this crime got me 😂😂😂
With this channel kinda popping out of nowhere I kinda thought it would just make a few hits and disappear, but you’ve actually got a good sense of humor and I could see you doing well even after this lightning in a bottle series ends. Keep it up man
Gotta say this is definitely your best video yet. Things like the bcs clip and the iron man joke are great! While i do like this direction, always remember to keep things in moderation 👍
Thank You! I love the first one!!!
Tony getting a timeout was deserved.
This is hilarious for me to watch. And the best part is that it isn’t just the crimes everyone knows about. I take law so it’s nice to see some videos on the crimes of villains that show more of their crimes. AND you see the sentence/compensations they have to serve, so it’s just nice.
Bucky: *Screaming in pain*
Mousait: plays aggressively happy music
ultron had about ten years off his sentence for saying sorry to someone after cutting their arm off 😂
that's a lenient sentence for Tony Stank
Indeed. He’s a war profiteer, and worse he used a bad word.
A hefty fine for the first and death for the latter.
Imagine how big frieza's sentence would be lmao
well to name a few we have planet vegeta's destruction, numerous murders, attempted genocide (as time was reversed)...
@@thunderdragon6318 Racism, Attempted Murder, Genocide, Enslavement, Animal abuse, abuse, Copyright, ect.
@@FoxPrinceHope public nudity
@@FoxPrinceHope copyright? "that's vegeta's technique" ?
@@MagicGonads Krillins Kienzan
13:31 since Ultron said "Scream and your entire staff dies", and the average hospital staff is 983 (982.6 but I rounded), he should have +983 life sentences.
13:35, Helen Cho actually survived her attack from Ultron, so it should be 3 counts of second degree murder and 1 count of attempted second degree murder. Otherwise great video! 👍
Always happy when MOUSAIT posts another “charged for their crimes” video
Ah yes, ultron said sorry so that knocks 10 years off his sentence
ultron having more life sentences than years in custody is a perfect example for why i find legal matters so otherworldly
Altitudes above 12 miles are generally considered "high seas," (at least in sea-level parts of the U.S.), so any deaths in space, and potentially on other planets, might be subject to the Death On the High Seas Act (DOHSA), in case that would affect the crime or sentence.
Also worth noting that DOHSA has a statute of limitations of 3 years, so any crimes committed more than 3 light-years away from Earth would be physically impossible to file charges for before the statute runs out.
4:10, the legalese phrase for that is non-insane automatism
0:31 you should add jaywalking here
“The winter soldier didn’t do all of the damage, he just blew it up” 😂😂😂
3:40 OH BLIMEY, IT’S THE ROZZERS!
At 9:18 could it not also be argued that they were only present on the ship as part of an operation to attempt to stop Ronan's attempt to destroy the planet and all the people on it? Thus making him culpable for the harm that takes place in the fallout since he not only was attempting said action but also had declared his intention to do so?
You know you found the best lawyer when they give a time out
I love that the glass shattered in the process of taking the steering wheel was completely ignored
This probably took a lot of work. Good job!
Honestly, I’d love to see one for Wanda, even though she’s not ENTIRELY a villain besides 1.5 movies
Oh Wanda is TOTALLY a villain. Her next outing needs to be a House of M/dark phoenix kind of tale, have her snap again, this time going full psycho, and then let the remaining heroes have a mini civil war over whether they kill her or not.
Honestly she was totally a villain in age of ultron. She joined a neo-nazi group and then mind controlled the hulk to go on a rampage in a city. That almost certainly killed some people, or at badly injured them.
@@Jthomas-gg9pi that’s why I said 1.5 movies-
@@Jthomas-gg9piNot to mention she killed like 14 people in Lagos with Crossbones and the incendiary grenade
mousait: you cut off the dude's arm, that's 20 years in prison
ultron: but i said sorry
mousait: in that case i'll cut you a deal
13:30 3 of those murders were involuntary manslaughter
Objection! Ronan was not allowed to be on the planet at 9:19, so therefore Rocket's actions are self defense and Ronan's are assault and battery, since Ronan's weapon is capable of destroying the planet and Ronan declared his intention to use said weapon on the planet, Rocket was therefore defending those around him.
I would like to point out that in many jurisdictions any damage done to person or property during the commission of a felony is often laid to the charge of the perpetrator even if they didn't directly cause it. For a real life example, if an arsonist sets firer to a building and I run into the building to save someone but get hurt in the process, the arsonist gets charged for what happened to me.
So, when it comes to Ronan (for our Marvel example) he wouldn't not be charged for slapping Rocket aside or Groot's death. He can't claim "self-defense" or lack of involvement because neither of those things should have reasonably happened if he were not directly in the process of committing numerous felonies
Tony already suffered enough 😭
Happy 10th video, MOUSAIT, and early happy 100K subscribers ❤
I laugh so much on these videos 😂
10:44 absolutely cracks me up for no reasons
It cracks me up how horrible that cgi in that scene is
Ultron: I just gonna take that, have a nice day!
Same here