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Apparently they are only banning some types of video, but enjoy the quick meme anyway
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Pog
Cant wait to simp for an E-Duck in the internet
me neither 🤤🤤🤤
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I like the last article's journalist name
low likes lord
hmmmm
make better content or i ll unsubscribe
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Diez nuts
"Twitter goes bankrupt"
"After 24 hours of absolutely no posts from anybody--"
Utopia achieved
Yes god
F twitter
Peace would be brought as not only will twitter go out, but the cesspool that is cancel culture will too.
Thank god.
@@TenaciousJoe24 L*
"McDonald's decides to ban all burgers."
**Shows Burger King image**
I had a little small joke in it that the article was written by a blind man but it got cropped out
@@DolanDarker It's still funny nonetheless.
@@DolanDarker
😂
@@DolanDarker
This backstory makes it funny enough and worth it.
@@DolanDarker LMFAO
This is like EA banning DLCs
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Ayy shidbot
Here comes the based Pakistani.
This is like EA banning micro-transactions
bruh
“Bethesda announced that they will stop remaking Skyrim.”
underrated comment.
Wait that's good actually.
oh man do i have some news for you. anniversary edition has been announced. no one was surprised.
Stocks drop to 0$
69.99€ skyrim edition now includes 16 times more fishing XDDD
This is your last chance to make an Only Fans Dolan! We've been waiting for so long
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GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear jan
@@AxxLAfriku 🤨
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AxxL please stop get some help
He is going to make one with exclusive duck pictures, don't worry.
Now they will all move to hottub streams on twitch :C
*Twitch has removed the ability to stream*
we live in a society, where onlyfans is banning sexual content, while twitch promotes it
and then they say gamers aren't oppressed
Better name for twitch is bitch or just itch now on.
Thots doing Hot tub streams are what makes twitch a sucky platform
What's up my fellow cultured Russian man.
lmao that one about twitter is true af
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From “the floor here is made out of floor” to “floor banned floor”
RUclips announces that creators must all stop creating what they want and only confine to a specific regiment that the algorithm wants
... oh wait
Гогус
That's why Dolan's last joke on this video hurts. :(
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@VisualRex nah nigga
@@batorerdyniev9805
"Gogoos"
I don't understand these corporations business decisions anymore
😔 who does
They are being bullied from Visa and Mastercard.
Because onlyfans was ripe with abuse, pedophilia, scams, everything dodgy you’d expect to come from exploiting someone’s body for money.
This is because it's been falsely drilled into our heads that corporations care about money. Every corporation's main concern is not revenues, but expenses. If they lose revenue, they can always pull in more investors and start new products. It's difficult for corporations to build themselves out of a spike in expenses.
They want investors and are taking a risk to forsake their userbase to get said investors who will most likely not invest
0:21 "This comes after a coincidental 672% increase in employee applications earlier this month."
Genius
We've done it boys, Onlyfans is no more.
Only because you as their biggest contributor have decided not to support them anymore. 😉
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0:16
See you joke, but that's some typical Valve bullshit if I've ever seen it
This vid hits home
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Oh I’ve seen enough people being real enthusiastic about hamsters on that site alright 💀
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Wait it is not for hamster enthusiasts?? I think I gotta have a talk with my younger siblings
@@vusgamer hold up-
To be honest OnlyFans had absolutely no impact on my life. I was more worried about the whole age verification thing the UK wanted to do for porn, and that seems to have died in its sleep.
The nostalgia that just hit me with knowing the source of that song’s sample is immeasurable
_App Store and Play Store announces downloading apps are hereby illegal_
Decides to ban burgers:
Obese people: 😭
This is truly a glorious day!
this is like discord banning text chat because some people are racist
That twitter joke...Dolan Darker really is comedy gold.
I hope social media websites start doing this unironically
I love how the McDonalds one implies that as soon as OnlyFans users realised that they no longer can make sexual content, they immediately decide to apply for a job at fast food.
nice observation, i didn't quite understand that part
McDonald’s is always hiring
0:21 I like how the McDonald's ad had a picture of Burger King.
This is perfect.
Absolutely
And nothing of value was lost.
Something I'm actually glad about.
RUclips removing all videos from its site would be a net improvement to the RUclips experience.
They're doing the same thing tumblr did
Onlyfans banning pron is similar to Epic Games removing Fortnite from their store
"Twitter goes bankrupt after removing the ability to post worthless garbage" seems like a reasonable thing that might happen lol
Amazon will now only sell pictures of the Amazon.
My hope in humanity has been restored
porn still exists. Onlyfans was was actually one of the safest sites for explicit content.
Maybe I'm missing something, because I really don't get your take.
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@@ViewOf " one of safest site " my ass.
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I like how the article of McDonald's had images of Burger King on it.
"Satan vows to remove all sin from humans."
Satan doing what we call a gamer move lol
They shouldn't be surprised if they go out of business
I believe any article written by legendary Journalist and Writer Dietz Nuts
But what will the goods do now for a living? Working at a normal 9 to 5 job?
Im so happy with RUclips to shine light on Mongolian basket weaving, its a piece of culture that has always been suppressed within western countries.
Google decides..." *FADES AWAY* "
meanwhile boys with their dad's credit card :
jeez where do we supposed to spend this now ?
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This is like twitter banning people with opinons
onlyfans not allowing explicit content is like youtube not allowing videos
Yeah thats the joke
Yes
Haven't watched the video yet I'm guessing
It's like
@@DolanDarker true
I didn't realize this wasn't a joke until like 2 weeks later that's how stupid this is
Didn’t think i would hear an incredibox remix on a meme video tbh
Dolan didn't make the remix but although it is epic to know Dolan Darker uploaded this video with the remix playing
@@skullyxone i know he didn’t make the remix since it’s linked in the description, i was just surprised to hear it
@@SabotageSabian Oh ok
Amazon decides to stop selling stuff
“RUclips Plans to no longer allow ads to be posted on their site.”
Tomorrow
RUclips decides to ban all ads
The End Of OnlyFans
Me Oh No Anyway
OnlyFans is just speedrunning bankruptcy
idk why but I feel adult swim bumper vibes after this video
0:26 okay that one got me good lmfao
I was looking explicitly for puns in the authors of the articles, I don't know where I got the inclination to do so but I'm glad I did. Thank you, Dietz Nuts.
I mean, with the inclusion of killer bean on Steam I wouldnt be surprised if Valve suddenly remove games
Lungs have started to stop allowing air into them. Hearts stop pumping. Whats next?
man, banning all explicit content has always worked out SOO well for other sites... like Tumblr!
Oh, wait.
"When Onlyfans stops, subway is hiring." - Peppa Pig
Achievement: *Welcome back to the normal life*
Now they have to get a Job
Ah self destructive , those are rare
This just in - Waffle House stops selling waffles so that people can start focus on the important thing it is selling - houses.
Unfortunately I could see RUclips doing that… fortunately I could see that happen to twitter
I call this an absolute win
RUclips - videos= only community posts= Twitter.
The incredibox music makes it 100x better
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@@skullyxone holy cow
Skully what are you doing here-
@@anomalocaris9246 Well just breathing and wandering around in Incredibox videos
* Reddit bans explicit sexual subreddits *
"RUclips decides to remove all videos from their site"
Tbh I could imagine this
You can no longer go to the doctor if your sick
OnlyFans: No sexual content
Visa and MasterCard: Number of cards drops down about 1600%
This is like Facebook protecting people's data
Mojang is announcing that Minecraft will no longer have any cubes as they want to focus on other shapes that tile 3D space such as tetrahedrons.
Incredibox music
Jeez Dolan you put this together so quickly
I have been in the editing dungeon the last few hours
Wait wasnt it just for porn?
Reddit decides to ban all arguements
Am I the only one who recognize the incredibox beat?
Nope!
Nope you're not one of the.... OnlyFans who discovered
this is like Rockstar Games announcing that they are going to release games.
How it started vs how it’s going
In other news rockstar games announce that they are no longer developing open world video games and will stick to making ping pong simulators.
"Konami announces that they will no longer be developing games and will focus on what people actually want from them; pachinko machines"
I like INCREDIBOX V8
What's even the point of it then. Maybe we will start getting investment tips or secret government secrets
I like that you used the Dystopia music from Incredibox! Very cool!
Goddamn the twitter one is clever
The dumbest move they could have done
Susan * last name of green guy in Monster's Inc. *
Preparing the Internet for November, I see
0:14 I hope that isn't the case with steam.
Then all of a sudden your mom has no income.
I personally think it's good news
“McDonald’s bans all burgers”
Sir that’s a Burger King Meal
This is literally Tumblr all over again.
Literally digging their own grave
Tumbler removes all adult content
Gives us the only fans Dolan you cannot keep us waiting
*says in sarcastic tone* oh no
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they probably saw how great it worked out for tumblr...
who made this decision single handedly ruined a huge business