me: mmhh this is so good whats made out of? gordon: a dead blood parsite, mixed whit brain cunks, rare ancient deer fur, bloody slime, roting flesh of an god, hot 100,000,000,000°C rock from hell, lava that can melt plasma, steel machines that can destroy unverses parts and components, a dragon spies (kinda ded) meat, a cosmic god's guts, eldric god's meat , a protecter of an entire cilvaiseson's idol's cunk, a cryonic freezeing ice, decaying brain's *me deds before he can explain*
This Calamity is both UNFILTERED and *RAW*
when it was served, it was STAINED with catastrophe, the chef was BRUTALly honest about that.
Raw, Unseasoned Calamity
*”Hollup… let him cook.”* ~Woody
"How are you still alive!?"
"Your Calamity is STAINED."
The chef's shirt was STAINED, guess it was a BRUTAL campaign.
Let the man cook
6:30 DoG got hit by adrenaline so hard that his neck snapped lol
he went in space and he was desgusted so hard that he snapped his own neck , he saw the vegan teacher
Alright, this is straight up just a meme weapon.
The moment When calamitous forgot to season his treacherous bosses . So Gordon has to deal with them on his own
Bosses from calamity must a remember: don't anger a Gordon's Ramsay.
Let him cook the rawness of this calamity
He cook yaron and get nuggets
me: mmhh this is so good whats made out of?
gordon: a dead blood parsite, mixed whit brain cunks, rare ancient deer fur, bloody slime, roting flesh of an god, hot 100,000,000,000°C rock from hell, lava that can melt plasma,
steel machines that can destroy unverses parts and components, a dragon spies (kinda ded) meat, a cosmic god's guts, eldric god's meat , a protecter of an entire cilvaiseson's idol's cunk, a cryonic freezeing ice, decaying brain's
*me deds before he can explain*
"Its RAW!"
calamitas is an idiot sandwich
Scal is a donut for making the food fcking RAW!!
6:35 he got a lil crook in his neck
LET HIM COOK
Calamity nightmares
now do gordon ramsay vs calamity infernum
Gordon Ramsay >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Calamity
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
i wil show you the sause
Yees xD
😂