Nope, his father ruined by left foot hamstring. The tackle its not bad bcs 3 days after that his father play for Norwegia national team in Europe qualified.
@365_pyro Evolution is change of form. And that's not going to happen bcos he was, is, and will be Halland. However, he can develop his game and expand his potential which resides in his being.
Nope, Armenians are machines who made him get off from the game, so they can win. Armenians are Gods of tackles, watch the match where they tackled Cristiano Ronaldo 56 times.
I think we can pretty much start using Haaland as a new Zlatan. *When Haaland was leaving home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said "you are the man of the house now"*
Haaland is a weapon with the ball, football is just soft has been for years. One of the first players in a while to care more about a goal than he does a yellow card
HIs father's career was ruined by a tackle, and Haaland made sure a tackle wouldn't even make him fall
🗿🍷
Nope, his father ruined by left foot hamstring. The tackle its not bad bcs 3 days after that his father play for Norwegia national team in Europe qualified.
Sure?
@@waerumank4480 u sure bout that
Nah mate cmon roy keane's tackle would injure eveyone it was awful
Haaland is best definition of 'Call an ambulance but not for me'
Greatest thing I’ve ever heard
@@CasonDicku heard a comment?
Except when he net vvd
@@galaxydude-gaming1549*Rudiger
Is that a J- ok ok ik that meme is broken
His physique killing every defender
Antony Rudiger?
@@VanRJNOD my bad
@@rhythmrimal8818saliba?
@@rhythmrimal8818average norweigan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
maybe only van dijk who can stop him..
First and last one was personal 💀
When Haaland hires bodyguards, the bodyguards feel safe
Is haaland the next zlatan?
Note: this is not my original post... Inspired by someone I don't know
haaland super machine👿👿👿
😂😂
@@who-am-i-722Never
"Stop crying." Haaland said to his father when he was born.
Underated Comment
Damnnn
😮
Dammmnnnnnnn
Zlatan😂
Trying to break Haaland, you break yourself
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is neither human nor machine, he is simply a monster in human skin.
Rather terminator
The speed, height, physicality, blonde hair, Norwegian. Truly a Viking
Он Украинец идиот
He has no enemies
@@frazieromondi9331you get died in his one shot 😂😂
Vikings weren’t tall there average height was 5,7
@@frazieromondi9331no one cares
Too big, too fast, too strong. And he’s got that dawg in him too
all this + strong instincts and no fear of any tackle is fukin broken
Too handsome as well
Lá ele vey
too big ☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀
@365_pyro
Evolution is change of form. And that's not going to happen bcos he was, is, and will be Halland. However, he can develop his game and expand his potential which resides in his being.
Rudiger goes crazy agaisnt haaland💀🔥
Statistics’ll show that the most common cause of death for defenders is playing haaland
His father raised him as a true viking
Viking ??? You stupid pple!!
Sir?
perfeito 🍷🗿
AVERAGE NORWEIGAN 😂😂😂😂
@@leonardoalexandreferreira8077average norweigan 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude is a machine
Y dû né du n tu ne ne fik NEC c nuit
Nope, Armenians are machines who made him get off from the game, so they can win.
Armenians are Gods of tackles, watch the match where they tackled Cristiano Ronaldo 56 times.
Cuti Romero is good 😎
Goal machine to be precise
Haaland fr got up like a boss in resident evil
The bros They attack Haaland and Haaland comes out alive and it's the brother who gets hurt 💀
Haaland raised his father as a true viking!
Yeah he wan't to be the same like the father, and the father make her son like terminator 🤖
Majin Haaland
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂
EA really gave him 87 physique…😂😂😂
EA is shit..just pushes messi n mbappe
EA logic 🤷🏻
How much is his Strength?
@@YouseeMourinho should be around 92-95/100
@@lanchelotdinastiar8468 95 seems right
There are three things that cannot be avoided in this world. Taxes, death and Haaland's goals
I think we can pretty much start using Haaland as a new Zlatan.
*When Haaland was leaving home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said "you are the man of the house now"*
Tell me where you are because you made me laugh while I drank Cola and spit it out of my nose 😡🤬😂😂😂
He is much more lethal and better than zlatan
@@bishnugurung8337 bro you have zero football knowledge
@@bishnugurung8337 Zero football knowledge
Haaland is a cyclops with his strenght and looks 😂😂😂
My guy just owns Upamecano every single time 😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@@bsm.edits20 what name música?
Was a traumatic 2 weeks for Upemecano you wouldn’t know he’s actually a good player from those 2 weeks
@@brenojacques5068 ur final message slowed
Rudiger be like : try me kid
Haaland doesn’t get hurt
He hurts💀
That new 💀
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂
@@messifhfhvgvtuhgtuvgffyu9401he dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haaland is a battle tank in the field. And super skilled.
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂
A good striker is one who cannot be broken.
Mean while rudriger pocketing haland 😊
Haaland is basically an uno reverse card 😂
If Haaland and Zlatan ever collide it will create another Bigbang. 💀
Zlatan retired to prevent this from happening
AC Milan lost the final to prevent this from happening.
Good Lock 😅
@@torcedordoecbahiamakes sense
@@boxhead0413AVERAGE NORWEIGAN 😂😂😂😂
Poopgaard and TAPINLAND 😂😂😂😂😂
Super Haaland, é duro na queda💥
When halaand is there the pass is perfect🎉
It's physics. He weighs 90kg and is fast af.
What can elephant say? This animal is big, and fast as hell.
ronaldo weights 85 ! that weight is not that big deal for athletes
@@amiryahyaoui Ronaldo also is a wimp and haaland is not
90kg is pretty normal for his heigt
@@kingdqm a wimp with 5 ballon dors what’s ur point
This is why I love Haaland, he doesn’t flop.
I mean, after these tackles… not shame
Well except for that friendly against barca 😂 but yeah hes and absolute unit on the pitch
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's our boy in blue haaland 😂😂
Defenders: Let me injure you
Haaland: **pulls out the uno reverse card**
Vvd😊🤫
Pepe ramos van dijk enter chat:
@@iskandarbinjalal116 Haaland literally Knock Ramos Out one time
Legends say that Upamecano is still sliding whenever he sees Haaland ☠️☠️☠️
Lol actually he is 🤣😂
And now he will be name Upemeguire 😂😂
Mentira, no existe ninguna leyenda diciendo eso
@@eligiocruz5621cállate a la verga 🙄🙄🙄
Maguire > Upamecano.
💀
Like they say: “When you injure Haaland, he doesn’t get injured. 🫵 get injured😂”
HAALAND THE NORVEGIAN CYBORG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😈
it is amazing haaland bro
Bro's got a 99 physicality 💀
Edit: Love how all the replies are about the likes 😅
and you got 99 likes 🗿
and you got 152 likes 🗿
and you got 184 likes🗿
and you got 192 likes 🗿
And you got likes 202 😅
Bro gets tackled and tackles at the same time💀
Cuti romero is good 😎
Now imagine partner him with prime drogba.
the last one made me laugh my socks of!!!!!1
Rudiger Ramos and Muller: 👹🔥
He is a War Tank
what name músic?
Whtas?
@@brenojacques5068 Ur Final Message - TheExorcist
He looks like grizzly bear running and destroying anyone who comes in his path❤😂
“The robot”🦾🤖🦿
Haaland the ostrich 💪
He's got the scoring abilities like Messi and the defending abilities like Ramos... Dangerous combination!!! ❤❤
nope his scoring ability isnt that of ronaldo's or messi's not even in comparison, misses shots from infront of goals and gets carried by playmakers
halland's smile after destroying three people
Bro has Viking blood in him
Viking man from Galaxy.
Already at 200+ goals at the age of 22. If he stays injury-free and keeps this pace up he'll be at 1000 career goals by the time he's in his 30s.
Nah if he keeps he will get maybe 700 plus but he won't keep that good with especially if you get older like 34 up
@@likeamarshmallow5446 yeah, maybe he will stop around 750
He wont stop until he become top dawg
@@atTran-du6rs I made a screenshot, let's meet in 10 years. He'll beat all the scoring records. I'm dead sure
@@enlan7 i betting on Haaland Too..He will score 1000+ 😌..See you after 10 years
Moral of the story:- "Never tackle Haaland if you want to get tackled then you are most welcomed to tackle him"
Romero: nice one mate
@s
Sérgio Ramos enter in chat: 💀💀💀
@@aa.luisin Bro both of them will get injured
ROY KEANE ENTERED THE CHAT
Bro got that uno reverse card on him 😂
Van Dijk 👑🔥🔥💫
I love how kimmich tried to end haalands career but proceeded to be injured and also got a red card after the tackle , I love haaland
Bro drank everyone's milk💀
Ayoooooooo🤨🤨🤨📷📷📷📷📸📸📸📸📸📸
Ayo
Pause
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👁️👄👁️BRUUUHH
ESSA COMEMORAÇÃO DO HAALAND É LENDÁRIA! SÉRIA MUITO SATISFATÓRIO VER ELE FAZENDO ESSA COMEMORAÇÃO PELO CITY, PENA QUE NÃO FAZ!
You are right, and that is what distinguishes it
Passive Skill unlocked:
If enemy attacks, the damage is reflected with 150% of damage dealt
😂 Good one
An old viking proverb say: DON'T MESS WITH VIKINGS!!! 😂😂😂
Thats like a Panzer invadeing Belgium :)))
yeah i hope this will be the era of the new superiors
Halannd wasn't actually human, he was a Terminator from the future
AVERAGE NORWEIGAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zlatan better and thats facts🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
"If you foul haaland , you will get fouled"
Someone in the earth
Brabo de mais ❤
Zlatan Jr but he's not the one getting the red card and the ref gets sent off lol
Haaland is the one that takes them out when they tackle him. True legend❤.
Que leyenda va a ser si solo tiene unos 4 años jugando en primera y recuerda que así era Ronaldo nazario hasta que lo lesionaron y ya no fue el mismo
Haaland never skip leg day caption should be😂
Haaland They should call it sweeping 😂
Van Dick:how is friend
Haaland got Upamaguire in his pocket 😂
Man's a walking tank
As opposed to a talking wank
😂
No no. He is running tank
Saliba Bro Dont Miss😮☄
Melhor edit de futebol que já vi 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This is what a unshakable force looks like
When you are a former hockey player, you came to football, but the rules were not explained to you
El mejor centro delantero que existe hoy ,👏👏👏👏👏💪👍
Simplemente Haaland siendo haaland. LAM
Haaland is a weapon with the ball, football is just soft has been for years. One of the first players in a while to care more about a goal than he does a yellow card
Song name "ur final message"
Thank
Thanks
엄지윤 폼 미쳤다
😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉
Haaland doesn't just destroy football teams on the pitch with his goals but also destroys teams by taking out the players without even trying 😂
Haaland, the new Zlatan!
It's that Viking blood. To the Gates of Valhalla!
Roy Keane : substitution
Haaland : you to finish my career like my dad or what
he got sent off for 2 reasons 💀
Yeah he injured and got a red card😅
underrated comment
@@KazzorDaGodYT fr
I love this player...is unique and new in this era
Haaland e um mostro
The last guy was like" you didn't have to do that to me bruv"😂
I always love the clip when he is surrounded but still charge forward
bro doesn't give a glory fuck, he moving forward
Hasard is very speeed❤
Que bestia es haaland
El único que tiene los huevos de seguir y no provocar la falta
Y q me dices de messi 😐
Bro send them a private ticket to the hospital 💀
The new best player of the world after Messi is Ronaldo it's something magic and unique i love you Haaland ❤😮
Kimmichhhh!!!! That German sigma just got broke by the robot 🤖
The guy is so badass that players will hurt him and they end up getting hurt
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂
Van Dijk:"Did you forget, who I am?"
We will not forget van dijk but we have to give respect to halland also.😊
@@gwharsh988 💯 %
@@Fyb3r27 thank you bro😉
When you never missed your milk cups😂😂😂
o cara tentar empurrar o Haaland é muito divertido 😂😂😂😂😂
Moral of the video : Don't try to tackle Haaland.👽