@@bhanuprakashreddy4834 forse un grande giocatore, ma smettiamola di usare goat per chiunque ci piaccia e che cazzo, sennò tra poco chiameremo anche Sam Kerr goat e preferirei evitare
so crazy during the game and so calm in regular life. he’s such a good player. i’m surprised i’ve never seen him get a red card but i’m sure he’s gotten plenty
I didn’t watch football for 5 years but I can watch Haaland’s highlights all time. This guy is so powerful and handsome, I think football needs more players like him
Leo ostigaard, Norways best defender said he once tried to make Haaland angry at an internal game for the national team to get him of his game and said he’s never doing that again as he was all bruised up afterwards and Haaland was just even better then.
When it comestofootball he is Godzilla but in regular life he is a gentle river. I never knew that he becomes a balistic bomb when angered by opponents even so the guy is among the best in futbol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 low key I think he knows how strong and over powering he is physically so he doesn't do as much as damage as he could because he knows he could kill people
i feel like im watching mario, when he jumps he just goes double the height as everyone else, for no apparent reason. same when he slides and runs, it looks like hes running normally, but he just goes faster
Erling Halaand is a great striker, a great friend, and a great promise. That's why he is my favorite soccer player, because he remembers his friends and defends them no matter what. (besides, he is left-handed like me).
@@spelking5 Well.. yeah of course. But Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon is still fresh in our memories.. he sure does look like the Targaryens🤷🏻♂️
The body of Drogba, the speed of Cristiano, the instincts of Ibrahimovic, and the itensity of Kahn. What a combination. Bayern really fumbled the bag when they had the chance to recruit Haaland. Kane surely is an outstanding striker, but I'd much rather they paid an additional 50mil and are set for the next 10 years with what undoubtedly will be the striker of a generation.
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Passionate guy who cares for the game and his teammates, I hope he becomes a legend
Next 🐐 GOAT if he work hard he has good pace
He already is
@@bhanuprakashreddy4834 forse un grande giocatore, ma smettiamola di usare goat per chiunque ci piaccia e che cazzo, sennò tra poco chiameremo anche Sam Kerr goat e preferirei evitare
He scored 5 goals against Leipzig. Hope he wins the Ballon Do’r.
@@XenteBR 5
He is a fkn truck. No bs diving and crying. Love this player
He's 6'5 and all muscle dude could kill you I feel sorry for the poor sucker who dares try run into him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 why u sayin fkn no hate
so crazy during the game and so calm in regular life. he’s such a good player. i’m surprised i’ve never seen him get a red card but i’m sure he’s gotten plenty
that's because hes never gotten a red card in his entire career.
Tennis great Lleyton Hewitt is the same. White line fever.
Don't think I'll ever get tired of seeing him sprint full speed. Dude takes like 4 strides and he's halfway across the pitch.
He's 6'5 super long legs
more like THE WORST, you must have issues worst than mine
i cant belive mbappe is faster than haaland
4:38 what a touch tho
He is like a horse running
I didn’t watch football for 5 years but I can watch Haaland’s highlights all time. This guy is so powerful and handsome, I think football needs more players like him
He's the reason why I watch premier league... And yes as a girl he have a handsome face actually 👀
@@lysa_08 watch football for football, woman.
handsome? jk
@@CITYZEN50 tell me ur bitchless without telling me ur bitchless
@@g4tooo tell me your a simp without telling me your a simp
Hes so viking i love it haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Indeed!
Literally just a badass Viking that got very very good at futbol
he used to know how to dribble, now he never dribbles past anyone
Love how at 02:44 he touches Reus before sprinting, its like saying: lets go captain lets defend our teammate
Leo ostigaard, Norways best defender said he once tried to make Haaland angry at an internal game for the national team to get him of his game and said he’s never doing that again as he was all bruised up afterwards and Haaland was just even better then.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Model_Roe on national team ? why would they have a struggle ? and he plays for napoli? how many of these players do norway have ?
Thanks for the likes guys
he also said an a interview that he idolised cr7
He’s muslim
@@zKrazeM8 who asked about fricking religion
@@JustaRandomDude.175 allah
@@zKrazeM8 okay now im just confused
if i saw this 1:03 going straight at me i think i would be genuinely terrified lmao
I would shit 2 tons in my pants at that moment
💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@pig6293 💀😂😂
🤣🤣
According to his physic he can destroy any footballer in world but he doesn't. He is a gentle player
?????? No he's very aggressive Haaland pushes anybody that's dumb enough to try tackle him
sort of but he goes very agressive when his teamates are being physically hit by other players
@@Model_Roe tit of tat
@@oscarmarsh7362 It's normal, if anybody attacks me or my friend I'm savage too, neither I'm a good guy
@@titosteinsgaming9340 The boy named TAT : 🤤
Best way to avoid injury... Scare the hell out of them, make them hesitate... He'll use that extra second to good effect.
the last person on the pitch that u wanna make angry at u
😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂 if you notice nobody really tries to tackle him like they are too afraid to
He's a damn viking... if I saw him running at me I would piss myself
What about Zlatan, just as big as he is...
Just a man I would love have in my team as a fan and anyone else as a player. He stands up for his teammates.
i love how he start running like a moutain when he's friend is in trouble at 1:00
The way he angry just like Brock Lesnar🔥🔥🔥
I think it's one of his sons lol
Also looks much like him
1:12 A business decision was made
2 businessmen closing a deal 🤣
Hahaha wouldn't want to mess with him. Still it's fun to watch him get fired up though 🤣💙♥️🔥
1:02 that run 💀
Haaland is like "im not here to play im here to fight, i Just score goals while waiting for a fight".
3:24 💀
as a fellow norwegian - he has the viking rage.. Any calm norwegian has this.. He has put it to the best use possible, dominating on the pitch
1:10 Respect to Lucas Hernández
ive got the feeling, he can knock someone out with one punch at full power
Everybody can do that
Dear Haaland, please do not get angry on the pitch again😩
He doesn't get angry I'd say he's just a very aggressive player
He meditates before each game...imagine if he didn't...murder every week!!🤣🤣
When he gets angry he is still bad but had a nice smirk on his face.
No?!
@@Rakkímon No what?
He's always smirking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 especially when anybody tries to tackle him he gets up and starts laughing
Weather angry or not, u are still my best dear
I so much love and cherish ur play style Haaland
U are my role model I swear
Same 🔥
This video makes me laugh. I think 7x football creates the best football videos.
Wauu que alto es y como ataca es haaland 😊😊😊
imagine that running towards you 0:59
Erling Halland is literally BROCK LESNAR of Football 💪
4:36 that touch tho
3:23 my man got yeeted XD
imagine haaland chased you at night time and he run with full sprint :)
Ummmm I wouldn't want to get into a fight with him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂he looks like he could kill you
@@Model_Roe He can
Il tesorino ci tiene assai a fare goal e si incazza parecchio nonostante sia calmo e tranquillo di indole 😂❤
Imagine such a beast like hin being angry at you,luckily he is chill most of the time
Old school player. Respect for this guy.
Don't fuck with Vikings. He's probably from Ragnars line 😁
I think that Haaland watch the video "Ibrahimovic lose control " 😁😄
No haaland got genetic cause he is valhalla 😂😂😂😂
This guy got size and anger if Zlatan, speed of Mbappe, skills like Messi, aim like Ronaldo. He is going to take over the sport in a few years.
He dont have the skills like messi, dont take it to far.
he dont have the skills to Messi lol, nor the skill to Mbappe or Ronaldo. but hes a pure striker not a flashy winger or a sleasy number 10.
When it comestofootball he is Godzilla but in regular life he is a gentle river. I never knew that he becomes a balistic bomb when angered by opponents even so the guy is among the best in futbol
1:01 I think that guy must have shitted on his pants after he saw Haaland running to him like that
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The legend of haaland..what a great story...
True Viking !
1:01 i mean just give him a battle axe
Every normal bully in american movies school looks like haaland lmaoaoaoa
Bruh 😂 he reminds me of Zlatan he's definitely a bully mad funny to watch him
@@Model_Roe 💀
The way he runs 1:03
Haaland when his teammate gets attacked 🏎🏎🏎🏎
his bull run though ......... that makes me laugh everytime
As i said once. Haaland isn’t sven using 3% of his power, if he uses 5% ur getting a broken arm-leg
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 low key I think he knows how strong and over powering he is physically so he doesn't do as much as damage as he could because he knows he could kill people
Slapping, swiping, trash talking, throwing, pushing, charging, sliding, grabbing, forearming, hooking, kicking, punching, chopping, elbowing, pulling
Viking blood guys
Imagine a viking play football, oh it is already happening 😂😂😂
HAHAH its funny how he asked for the bottle just to throw it!
He is the monster!
He's an animal I love it though
Robots will take over world like this
i feel like im watching mario, when he jumps he just goes double the height as everyone else, for no apparent reason. same when he slides and runs, it looks like hes running normally, but he just goes faster
The best was at 3:23 😂😂😂
Top 10 Norwegian viking moments:
angry haaland means brexit haaland
Erling Haaland is so perfect 😍
Haaland is a gentle giant, he will be the last player you want to annoy
Bro is always ready to trow hands
1:10 bro wast about to fight until he saw haaland
when us nords get angry. we GET angry
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I guess those viking genes????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I fell sorry for the plue t shirt defender in 2:00 .....
Lol 4 vs 1( he just want the ball ) 😢💔
considering most of the time he’s mad at himself or defending his teammates, i don’t think we’ve anything to worry about with his temper
Damn he is a gladiator ☠️🔥
or a viking
1:29 watch it bro😡
nice but cut the music
When he went to defend Reyna ❤
*terminator theme plays*
This is how you play football. It should be a little aggressive, not a bunch of old ladys crying from every little pinch.
C'est tout simplement celui qui m'a fait rêvé et qui m'a donné l'idée sur une cyborg
HALLAND takes like
And Virgil van dijk takes comments
Lets see what happends
Do anyone know the name of the song?
Erling Halaand is a great striker, a great friend, and a great promise. That's why he is my favorite soccer player, because he remembers his friends and defends them no matter what. (besides, he is left-handed like me).
Baal and would be someone I wouldn’t wanna mess with like just look at him
he should be playing rugby lol
he's the best
Yeah! I love it😚
yes haaland its legend and maj idol
Beast
love this monster
Real Viking
Don't anger a Targaryen...the blood of the Dragon runs through them🐲
Why use game of thrones a fictional show, instead of Vikings? I would say viking is way better reference
@@spelking5 Well.. yeah of course. But Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon is still fresh in our memories.. he sure does look like the Targaryens🤷🏻♂️
He is the descendent of odin
@@Negan2003 If only he can grow a big bushy Viking beard and make the English shit themselves at the sight
Such a solid milly rock he hit at 4:10
Haaland run😂 1:02
I would not want to play against a 6’4 Norwegian beast when he’s angry
I think he's 6'5
@@Model_Roe he’s 6’4
@@magj220046'5 is 195.2 cm tall
And that's his height you have it on a video when he transfered to Manchester
He REALLY should grow a beard and embrace his roots
The body of Drogba, the speed of Cristiano, the instincts of Ibrahimovic, and the itensity of Kahn. What a combination.
Bayern really fumbled the bag when they had the chance to recruit Haaland. Kane surely is an outstanding striker, but I'd much rather they paid an additional 50mil and are set for the next 10 years with what undoubtedly will be the striker of a generation.
Haaland is on fire
Zlatan's son 😂
He’s always a angry bird
That’s why I like him 😂
When ,Haaland’s system gets an Error
0:33,,,,that tackle>>>harry maguire...
Beast.
Lol I think the refrees are more afraid of haaland than zlatan
Legit spooked of his strength/tackle