Minecraft but if you stop you get crushed

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @gahhck_9170
    @gahhck_9170 3 года назад +1373

    This is the Denny's dimension. Everything is being made into pancakes.

    • @katmartinez2593
      @katmartinez2593 3 года назад +6

      Ha!,!!!! I'm dyeing

    • @spoons7649
      @spoons7649 3 года назад +15

      Welcome to Denny's

    • @Lottabaggage
      @Lottabaggage 3 года назад +23

      In mother Russia, Dennys makes you pancake

    • @PieyIsAPie
      @PieyIsAPie 3 года назад +9

      p a n c a k e s
      y e s

    • @cjlite0210
      @cjlite0210 3 года назад +15

      Hey uh, can I order a corpse-cake with some gunpowder sprinkled on top?

  • @turt4046
    @turt4046 3 года назад +834

    playing against steve online be like

  • @Policy_-fk8gf
    @Policy_-fk8gf 3 года назад +771

    “Go outside, try to catch a anvil on your tongue, pal”
    -skip the tutorial

    • @Vox193
      @Vox193 3 года назад +15

      Now that's a passive aggressive way to ask someone to die

    • @gupples
      @gupples 3 года назад +16

      Skip's just concerned that he's not getting enough iron in his diet XD

    • @turt4046
      @turt4046 3 года назад

      original joke haha funny

    • @monkeygeorge67monkeygeorge76
      @monkeygeorge67monkeygeorge76 2 года назад

      666 likes

    • @aracelideleon860
      @aracelideleon860 2 года назад +2

      I never thought that skip would say something like that

  • @fool9711
    @fool9711 3 года назад +600

    8:24 "I WAS EATING MY FETTUCCINI"
    THIS IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING FOR SOME REASON

    • @mem3b0i_
      @mem3b0i_ 3 года назад +1

      caps intended?

    • @Perryace
      @Perryace 3 года назад +13

      Same vibes as Etce saying he ran outa pizza

    • @HerpDerpTheTank
      @HerpDerpTheTank 3 года назад +3

      💯 Percent. Fettuccini Alfredo is the GOAT, tied with Garlic Shrimp Scampi Linguini.

    • @Sera12105
      @Sera12105 3 года назад +6

      ok but the fact that he moved his head slightly while saying it, that's what actually got me

    • @Mari-gq2jp
      @Mari-gq2jp 2 года назад +2

      @@HerpDerpTheTank fettuccini alfredo is like some of the best comfort food I've had
      Especially the kind you'd order from Fazoli's
      *WITH THAT EXTRA SAUCE*

  • @skipthetutorial
    @skipthetutorial 3 года назад +1086

    this video was worth the head trama

    • @d0sky
      @d0sky 3 года назад +12

      How's your head?

    • @travissmith9558
      @travissmith9558 3 года назад +6

      Let's go I'm subbed to you you make great content.

    • @azzorwrath7686
      @azzorwrath7686 3 года назад +8

      Make more videos with fail, they’re good.

    • @thetruebigfloppa1309
      @thetruebigfloppa1309 3 года назад +3

      Holy fricking very punny

    • @thumb7852
      @thumb7852 3 года назад +11

      The trauma made you misspell trauma lol

  • @sick_trix
    @sick_trix 3 года назад +851

    “Bonk?”
    “Yes Failboat, Bonk.”

    • @Dringer
      @Dringer 3 года назад +3

      hahaaahahha it’s Minecraft but don’t bonk now MUHAHAHA

    • @splashcat2807
      @splashcat2807 3 года назад

      Time stamp

    • @cadethecrustycreature
      @cadethecrustycreature 3 года назад

      @@splashcat2807 I don’t think it’s part of the video and it’s just a meme

    • @splashcat2807
      @splashcat2807 3 года назад

      @@cadethecrustycreature o k

    • @tdimybeloved
      @tdimybeloved 3 года назад

      Failbonk

  • @Squilly4
    @Squilly4 3 года назад +213

    fun fact this was recorded almost a year ago lmao

    • @khaki448
      @khaki448 3 года назад +3

      Squilly You introduced me to the failing four and now I cannot stop playing Survival

    • @Squilly4
      @Squilly4 3 года назад +6

      @Jonathan Barnhart This is so good to hear!! im so glad you enjoy the series and even enough to rewatch it :] im glad I could help make something like that. Have fun!

    • @saph5461
      @saph5461 3 года назад +1

      so that explains why Boatman was on the Failbackup account

  • @nightfall4434
    @nightfall4434 3 года назад +128

    Some people: Swords are better to fight with!
    Other people: No axes are better to fight with!
    Smash players: Anvil is the best weapon

    • @En-cw7cl
      @En-cw7cl 3 года назад

      Alright but hear me out
      *Hoes*
      That is all

    • @cosmox1x
      @cosmox1x 3 года назад +3

      @@En-cw7cl Okokokok but for people who watch Animation VS Minecraft... *Fishing rods*

    • @bixel3995
      @bixel3995 3 года назад +2

      @@cosmox1x they are good for figthing,but what is good for music?
      *chicken*

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@cosmox1xalso people who have seen double life

  • @nightmareriddenlibrarian2924
    @nightmareriddenlibrarian2924 3 года назад +158

    Failboat: *walks*
    An anvil: I like ya cut g

  • @Courg
    @Courg 3 года назад +326

    it’s nice there’s a challenge that represents your favorite sound effect

  • @Savariable
    @Savariable 3 года назад +287

    We need more these are just perfect

  • @mrlambo3008
    @mrlambo3008 3 года назад +282

    Fail should rename Failbackup to Failsafe

    • @freezeboy13
      @freezeboy13 3 года назад +6

      You little genius

    • @masonbooh5941
      @masonbooh5941 3 года назад +4

      “Clever girl”

    • @egghead4590
      @egghead4590 3 года назад +5

      Wait that's actually smart, didn't expect somethin so smart in a failboat comment section

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 3 года назад

      @@masonbooh5941 haha yep

    • @rubymakesmusic
      @rubymakesmusic 2 года назад

      Whats the joke

  • @TGCPhilip
    @TGCPhilip 3 года назад +45

    "Okay enjoy your day, b-" - Daniel "Failboat" Megalovania 2021

  • @bitratebenny2856
    @bitratebenny2856 3 года назад +38

    "Dan how many anvils should we get?"
    "Yes."

  • @nightmareriddenlibrarian2924
    @nightmareriddenlibrarian2924 3 года назад +48

    Everyone: piglin
    Jaymoji: hoglin

  • @empty9926
    @empty9926 3 года назад +70

    Fighting steve be like-

  • @hz-qy8mq
    @hz-qy8mq 3 года назад +35

    6:40 I find this funny as he was literally on the today show where they said his name

    • @el_zinga
      @el_zinga 3 года назад +2

      We need a link good sir

    • @jellsies
      @jellsies 3 года назад

      @@el_zinga we really really do need one

  • @AgentPeebles
    @AgentPeebles 3 года назад +173

    Failboat sure is CRUSHING his sanity

  • @silverexist3343
    @silverexist3343 3 года назад +55

    When you got into a Steve main only arena in smash.

  • @JustJacobe
    @JustJacobe 3 года назад +43

    This was the best
    I love this
    I love how it just devolved
    Yes.

  • @nitrogen4706
    @nitrogen4706 3 года назад +68

    i did this in real life, my family was so excited they screamed and flattened in excitement!

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +28

    Anvils: So you have chosen...
    *B O N K*

  • @kookyflowers4633
    @kookyflowers4633 3 года назад +16

    i have earphones in so when i suddenly heard the "lively inn" theme I had to double take

  • @cadentubeohara3970
    @cadentubeohara3970 3 года назад +15

    Failboat: * kills ender dragon with commands *
    Ivor:so I must summon a wither storm

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад +10

    Thank you Failboat, now Poglin can haunt my dreams tonight

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +39

    It’s all fun and games until the anvils are sent to Nuremberg for their crimes against humanity

  • @Plasma476
    @Plasma476 3 года назад +7

    “Wow isn’t this super cool. The anvil looks like it landed on top of the torch even though the other ones turned into items, this is cuz this anvil is actually a falling entity. It’s falling in place because failboat died, and his player was the last one loading the chunks that the anvil was falling in, and whenever an entity isn’t in a loaded chunk it stops being processed, so it coincidentally got paused in motion while right on top of the torch. You can tell that it’s an entity because of the shadow under it that persists after failboat’s player disappears”
    -Sqily
    Thank you for the explanation Sqily, that was very insightful

  • @lotll
    @lotll 3 года назад +28

    aw yes, the best content is collateral damage.

  • @toonsandwich4284
    @toonsandwich4284 3 года назад +16

    Hey failboat! I learned in hat kid chapter 6, the artic (idk the rest of the name), in the kitchen you can crawl in a cabneit and hat kid will have a cookie in their mouth.

    • @totallyjokers
      @totallyjokers 3 года назад +6

      That feels so wholesome for some reason

    • @dailynonsense9360
      @dailynonsense9360 3 года назад +3

      This information will not be wasted (unless I forget).

  • @pspenguin6045
    @pspenguin6045 3 года назад +96

    Looks up well this is a pradicament

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 3 года назад +1

      well? what were the results?

    • @pspenguin6045
      @pspenguin6045 3 года назад

      @@drantigon exploding tnt

    • @TGCPhilip
      @TGCPhilip 3 года назад

      "Looks like I forgot to punctuate"

  • @drakerose3789
    @drakerose3789 3 года назад +11

    Failboat changed the title so I am here to deliver the original title:
    bonk

  • @mmmario8004
    @mmmario8004 3 года назад +19

    YOU ARE SO UNDERRATED FAILBOAT! We need more stuff like this from you!

  • @breadcrumb2233
    @breadcrumb2233 3 года назад +8

    Famous last words:
    “Dan what is that?”

  • @Someonewithaspace
    @Someonewithaspace 3 года назад +22

    anvils falling from the sky?!
    that's just evil.. or should i say *anvil*

    • @Dalister
      @Dalister 3 года назад +5

      That joke was metal

    • @TGCPhilip
      @TGCPhilip 3 года назад +1

      *_Kindly commit shut_*

  • @pink_moose991
    @pink_moose991 3 года назад +4

    Man, Squilly makes every video he touches beautiful

  • @Jablinnn
    @Jablinnn 3 года назад +12

    Remember when this was called bonk? Good ol’ days

  • @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789
    @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 3 года назад +5

    2:56: _ahh.... the good ol' days of _*_ExplodingTNT._*_ Remember them, Failboat?_

  • @kingdedetree2230
    @kingdedetree2230 3 года назад +2

    "If we die, we heal"
    *few seconds wait
    *proceeds to start killing himself with anvil

  • @thewholecircus
    @thewholecircus 3 года назад +5

    When Sam the Samsung assistant gets shown off: WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BONK TROOPERS. DEPLOY THE SKY BONKS.

  • @Mr_Mimestamp
    @Mr_Mimestamp 3 года назад +2

    2:56 knowing that Failboat collabed with ExplodingTNT makes this make more sense

  • @sauss712
    @sauss712 3 года назад +5

    Pov: you're offstage, fighting a Steve

  • @lazer2545
    @lazer2545 3 года назад

    Failboat and skip doing the machinema thingy gave me nostalgia... Exploding TNT nostalgia. I still remember all those machinemas him and boat made.

  • @dotFLAA
    @dotFLAA 3 года назад +5

    i legitimately thought this was a smash video because of the anvil

  • @mattheworozco5929
    @mattheworozco5929 3 года назад

    “In speaking of anvils, today’s sponsor comes from ACME Industries. Ever wanted many zany cartoon gags like anvils falling on people’s head, paintings that are portals to another world, or even nuclear warheads for Whoopi cushions? No? Well that’s too bad, the business men at acme forced me to make this sponsor. I am literally being held at gunpoint, and the guns are loaded with anvils. How do they do that, I have no clue. Help me!”

  • @cr4b4ppl
    @cr4b4ppl 3 года назад +8

    simple solution:
    eat the anvils
    easy

    • @catluvr2
      @catluvr2 3 года назад +1

      No, that's GrayStillPlays.

    • @kcapila
      @kcapila 3 года назад

      @@catluvr2 No, that's a bug Josh from Let's Game It Out found.

  • @eliasthesarcastic8707
    @eliasthesarcastic8707 3 года назад

    2:36
    2 lbs of cobblestone? So one 3306th of a cobblestone block?
    Also 11:22
    Isn't that a compliment? Because Jay can make lemonade back into lemons? Only gods can make miracles.

  • @isaacthomas1198
    @isaacthomas1198 3 года назад +3

    Oh gosh yes waluigi pinball remix in the first 5 seconds this gonna be a good video

  • @residentfacehead3465
    @residentfacehead3465 3 года назад +2

    WE HEARD THAT, YOU KNOW WE HEARD THAT FAILBOAT

  • @TheRealCodyCola
    @TheRealCodyCola 3 года назад +13

    Only OG's remember when a certain someone called fillboat, uncle fillboot

  • @MatteaUltraX
    @MatteaUltraX 3 года назад +4

    The Miitopia Music in the backround confused me so mich cause I am playing Miitopia while watching this

  • @FlipMyster
    @FlipMyster 3 года назад +5

    "Oh no, Failboat has made created a new curse."
    Is what I say every time he makes a video.

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 3 года назад

    “How many is that in a metric amount?”
    “About 2 pounds.”

  • @finlocks
    @finlocks 3 года назад +5

    I like the time when they
    you know get b o n k e d

  • @Tebbo95
    @Tebbo95 3 года назад +1

    "Ya like that, Chucklenuts?"

  • @Wildfire336
    @Wildfire336 3 года назад +14

    Bet one dollar he’s gonna change the title to “Minecraft but anvil”

    • @failboat
      @failboat  3 года назад +6

      Im about to secure the easiest dollar of my life

    • @TGCPhilip
      @TGCPhilip 3 года назад

      @@failboat, you messed up

  • @kingboyeh4946
    @kingboyeh4946 3 года назад +1

    Gotta love some jaymoji being stupidly funny content 😂

  • @mA-nd1xr
    @mA-nd1xr 3 года назад +7

    Failboat, you've made my day. Hope you know that

  • @commander_frog
    @commander_frog 3 года назад +1

    There’s never been a better time to be a blacksmith

  • @tbp_entertainment
    @tbp_entertainment 3 года назад +4

    Someone must've commissioned ACME Industries to make a billion anvils to drop on your heads.

  • @pixel_eats_cinderblocks5513
    @pixel_eats_cinderblocks5513 3 года назад

    This is just gold hope yall recovered from 10000000 concushions

  • @SlashJaye
    @SlashJaye 3 года назад +7

    failboat overused the anvil falling sound effect and now the anvils are mad at him

  • @nightfall4434
    @nightfall4434 3 года назад +1

    Every Steve main knows that the anvil is the greatest weapon

  • @Komodor4567
    @Komodor4567 3 года назад +3

    Perfect idea for a video

  • @mistermaxie6487
    @mistermaxie6487 3 года назад

    I love how he was filled with sheer panic at the sound of *CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK.*

  • @cryozen2467
    @cryozen2467 3 года назад +4

    "What's that sound?"
    Failboat: *M E*
    No it wasn't threatening, but it sure as heck felt like it

  • @GummyPikminProductions
    @GummyPikminProductions 2 года назад

    7:42 when you fall asleep first at a sleepover (rookie mistake)

  • @pixellangel
    @pixellangel 3 года назад +4

    i am not-so-patiently waiting for failboat pride month content 💖🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @rosebud6116
      @rosebud6116 3 года назад +1

      He does that content? I didn’t know?
      💖💜💙

    • @pixellangel
      @pixellangel 3 года назад +1

      @@rosebud6116 actually im just kind of hoping he does it. idk if he does pride month stuff. sorry im really bad at communicating my actual feelings :/

    • @rosebud6116
      @rosebud6116 3 года назад

      @@pixellangel
      Oh it’s ok!

  • @cappymar780
    @cappymar780 3 года назад +1

    I like the music in da background, I’m actually playing it rn

  • @a26lolhart
    @a26lolhart 3 года назад +3

    The way that cave spider looked at him though

  • @clumzy_aiden5885
    @clumzy_aiden5885 3 года назад +1

    I love how failboat sometimes uses Miitopia Soundtracks for the music in his video

  • @leoheinovirta2820
    @leoheinovirta2820 3 года назад +3

    Ah, its always good to find a video titeled bonk in your subscriber box.

  • @uxieorsomething
    @uxieorsomething 3 года назад

    you gotta love a good failboat video, and you gotta love a good minecraft video.
    but a failboat minecraft video???
    you gotta *love*

  • @almondtofuchan3157
    @almondtofuchan3157 3 года назад +3

    I’m a simple man, I see bonk I click.

  • @matixx_
    @matixx_ 3 года назад

    I KNEW IT WAS SQUILLIAM I MEAN THIS AS THE GREATEST COMPLIMENT THE MINECRAFT AND SQUILLY COMBO IS PERFECT lol

  • @infinityheart_tm9270
    @infinityheart_tm9270 3 года назад +3

    2:55 his time w/explodingtnt hasn’t gone forgotten I see

  • @callmeshortiestuff5210
    @callmeshortiestuff5210 3 года назад +1

    Never thought Skip The Tutorial had alot of friends

  • @imruka530
    @imruka530 3 года назад +7

    Here when the title is still bonk

  • @kirbyfan2088
    @kirbyfan2088 3 года назад

    The bonk gods have cursed Fail,Jay and Skip

  • @BlueShyGuyDude
    @BlueShyGuyDude 3 года назад +8

    For those who are wondering the original name of this video was “Bonk”

  • @thatchillasian8924
    @thatchillasian8924 3 года назад

    If you don’t let Jay get his iron, you’re gonna turn into a GOOMBA!

  • @jojosbread_owo
    @jojosbread_owo 3 года назад +3

    This is beautiful content

  • @Tyree42069
    @Tyree42069 3 года назад

    11:58 failboat’s triumphant return

  • @jaycethetree9711
    @jaycethetree9711 3 года назад +7

    Failboat: I Need Iron
    God: Here You Go
    The Iron:

  • @localidiot2373
    @localidiot2373 3 года назад

    poglins are the best thing a man has ever thought of

  • @RyderMK
    @RyderMK 3 года назад +5

    The title is a masterpiece.

  • @Smallcup28
    @Smallcup28 3 года назад

    Wow I love failboats Minecraft streams with guest appearance of ANVIL

  • @uuunbelievable
    @uuunbelievable 3 года назад +14

    Pov: You're below ledge but also below a Steve with iron

  • @scripsiabiete
    @scripsiabiete 3 года назад +1

    The fact you don't have 1mill yet is sad and I'm disappointed in this world for not noticing such beauty

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад +14

    Fun fact: raspberries arent berries

    • @theblutsauger903
      @theblutsauger903 3 года назад +6

      I’ve been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme

    • @BlizzardFruit-
      @BlizzardFruit- 3 года назад +3

      Fun fact: bananas are berries

    • @jarihoogendoorn5823
      @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад +1

      @@theblutsauger903 detective undercover, brotherhood, objective obscene

    • @adjermany3180
      @adjermany3180 3 года назад +2

      @Le Jason the banana tree itself is technically a herb, so therefore banana on pizza is just as acceptable as basil on pizza, in this essay I will-

    • @jarihoogendoorn5823
      @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад +1

      @@adjermany3180 now THAT is a fun fact! That is going on the fact list! Thanks man!

  • @chimpyhoo7775
    @chimpyhoo7775 3 года назад

    Jaymoji goes to get something to eat, when he comes back, BOI HE DEAD!

  • @popiomondayz
    @popiomondayz 3 года назад +4

    at least you do t need 40 iron for an anvil :)

  • @ungabunga1924
    @ungabunga1924 3 года назад

    8:28 "I WAS EATING MY FETTUCCINE" -JayMoji

  • @pinkpoumma9124
    @pinkpoumma9124 3 года назад +3

    I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED THE VID BUT IM SURE ITS GREAT

  • @MasterV26
    @MasterV26 2 года назад

    Hearing Skip trash talk is so weird but it’s funny

  • @charliem3457
    @charliem3457 3 года назад +25

    No dislikes. In a way, "Everyone liked that" Edit: turns out this video got 3 dislikes all because of my coment. I will shut my gosh darn mouth.

  • @Pokemichael
    @Pokemichael 3 года назад

    Definitely need more minecraft challenges.

  • @TadGomer
    @TadGomer 3 года назад +4

    Yo

  • @monkeman690
    @monkeman690 3 года назад

    When they said like if notch is your god, I immediately thought of cubeaism. THE LITERAL MINECRAFT RELIGION

  • @mckeenfamily5544
    @mckeenfamily5544 3 года назад +8

    YES MORE MC

  • @toastyghosty8621
    @toastyghosty8621 3 года назад +1

    Congrats on 900k! :D