#FatherhoodBreakdown
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Im dropping GEMS you here me?!
People have been asking a lot of questions about the five-year plan video I released a couple days ago. Before I started Beleaf In Fatherhood these are the six questions that lead me to starting this RUclips channel.Featuring my wife @mrsmelanin here are the questions you need to ask yourself to start your plan:
1. Where do you want to be?
2. What problem do you want to solve?
3. Who is this problem affecting?
4. Study where your audience is
5. What value do you want to add?
6. Create a schedule & Repeat
The way he started this story is WILD.
“I was doing her hair outside…”
Yep... started with a lie & ended with a lie...
Hahaha!
Complete lies from top to bottom 🤣
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@@cjohnson_ Fabrication the whoooole tiiiiime 😂
Uzi what she hit you with?
Uzi thinking- what would hurt the most
Uzi responds - umm a table
Lmaooooooo 😂 😂 😂
Right 😂😂😂😂
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Uzi’s like “Damn, where did I lose you? Was it the table?” 😂😂😂
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Lollll 😁🤣🤣😂😭
Nahhh im gonna have a heart attack 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You’re innocent, get out of here!” 🤣🤣
The evidence ain’t evidencing… a whole table? Lol
It's the evidencing for me🤣🤣
And "Nexterday I did" 😂
@@slyyren330 I’m gonna start using that 😂
Definitely ain't evidencing 😭💀!!
I love the phrase “ain’t evidencing”. Never heard it expressed that way….so 😆
I’m going to need Merriam-Webster to add “Nexterday” to the dictionary asap!
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Nexterday should mean “The day after the tomorrow” that’s not really a word for that
Right, definitely using that
Oh that's beautiful ☺️ Nexterday isn't a word, but it certainly should be. Well done Uzi 🥰
i love this story.
"oh i was just innocently doing my older, beloved sister's hair, just as any wholesome, caring brother would, when she ruthlessly picked up a whole table and used it to scratch me. almost unbelievable, but you cant make this shit up."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wasn't expecting the last sentence!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Uzi setting people up.
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I'm STUCK on UZI saying he was doing her hair outside like that was his normal gig. STUCK 😂😂😂
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Cracking up...this family hilarious
Like She had an opponent lol......I was doing hair outside....lol this baby is comedy gold where is @Disneychannel
He's stealing other people's memories 😆
ME TOO!
“Uzi stop lying on people man” 🤣🤣🤣
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I really hope Uzi got more than a statement about what he did. "Truth telling" is such a highly important character trait, that "lying" should get a whipping.--- At least that's how i was taught. "If you lie, you're going to get a whipping. If you tell the truth, you won't get a whipping."
PRAISE GOD he doesn't "know" how to lie. That's NOT a problem.
💛😇You all do such a good job of parenting. PLEASE add "Truth Telling" to the High Set of Family values. At this stage it will stick with him if you teach him now. 😇Bless you! Beautiful family.
“Uzi stop lying on people, man” the calmness in your voice made it even funnier 😂😂
I TRIED!!! I’m no longer representing “Uzi” as his attorney. I’m requesting an IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL of this case moving forward.
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@@5050TM Uzi is so lovable as the whole family is. I find it so interesting how I’m able to analyze his body language, facial expressions and incorporate that in to what I’m hearing him say, or what he’s trying not to say. I grew-up the youngest of 8 kids so this family reminds me of us, never a boring moment. And the 2 closet in age to me were my brothers. Yes, we all still have that bond.
No ma’am. Counsel can NOT quit at this stage in the case 🤣🤣🤣 you stuck! Lol
@@PhenomenonThePoet 😳
@@PhenomenonThePoet 😂😂😂😂😂
I can't be the only one that loves the way she says, "I did noootttt." Lol.
Ditto ❤
She is so cute 😊
No you are noootttt😂😂😂my stomach hurts 😂😂😂😂
That's an innocent woman defending herself.
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Anaya’s “he was not!” is beyond adorable, you can tell she’s really smart #AnayaGoesToHarvard 🙏🏾
“I DID NAAAAWT!!!!”
That is some big sister trauma right there 😂I felt that lil miss 🤨
Proper as she said that, you already know she was telling the truth!! LoL
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“You’re tearing me apart Lisa !”
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Lmao the way she says that is the cutest thing ever!!!! ..n him with the "Nexterday" lol .. adorable!!
A table is the most random answer ever. He could’ve chose ANYTHING and he chose ”table”
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A whole table!!!😂😂😂
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People being put away on the false testimony of unreliable witnesses!!🫣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that boy went BIG! “I was just being sweet trying to do her hair when she went and through a whole table at me!” I’m dying!! 🤣🤣🤣
“You’re innocent Anaya. Get outta here.” Heard the lies, applied common sense. Thanks Dad judge! 😂
“Nexterday I did!” Im tired! 😂😂😂😂😂
Oooh that lie was sooo packaged & unpackaged! The effort is noted 😂😂😂❤😊
“💁🏽♀️ she just hit me” I Cannot! 😂😂😂😂
I'd say judge dad instead 😅
I mean, Uzi put up a convincing case, Anaya could have hit him with a table in a speed that the human eye could not see
The contrast between "I was doing her hair outside" and Anaya's hair 🤣
LOL
Uh!!! You're right! Wish she would have pointed at her hair! Good eyes!
I actually believed him once we saw her hair for a second 😂
So true. Uxi lies are written all over her hair 😂😂. I love this family
That's the end result; looks like he did her hair.
When Uzi said "a table" his sister collapsed on the bed totally exasperated. When dad said your innocent, she went scurrying out the room like she just got a pardon minutes before the executioner showed up. 😂🤣
“I can’t even pick up a table!” Gets me every time, and, “A Table,” and, lastly you’re innocent Anaya…get outta here! 😄
Where did you hear that first part?
@@robertcollison4127 On the ORIGINAL video! The SHORTS, Beleaf, edits for his his commentary, you have to go watch the full video from yesterday. 😄 It’ll make you chuckle!
Glad our girl was vindicated. Uzi need to be a lawyer or politician
Pretty sure he said “a diaper” not a table
"Nexterday" is my new answer for when I mean never.😂🖤
LMAO
Mine too. I'm dying over here.😆
It makes sense 🤷🏽♀️😂
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Me too!🤣
The daughter’s voice is everything!!!!!!!!
Bro, I'm 15 years older than my little brother, and he would tattle on me and cry fake tears all the time. I once kicked him outta my room because he wasn't listening and he huffed his way downstairs. And as soon as he got to the bottom step, I heard tears. So, despite knowing my own innocence and having never hit him, I head downstairs to defend my honor. This child told our parents that I bit him on his head. Kids really be lying with only 50% skill active.
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This child😂😂😂
My 4 year old does this to my 16,15,and 13 year old all the time..... uhh 🤔
When Uzi said..."I was doing her hair" and the camera went to Anaya's hair....I screamed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Uzi Lied right off the rip!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I’m crying 😂
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Right I was like ummmm 🌚😭
There is never a dull moment when Uzi is around.
Every time the “I did not,” got cuter. 😂😂 Poor baby.
That's what I said. 🤭
Be Hy by
Rightttt
I did not hit him, I did not...Oh hi Mark
It's the way poor Anaya was her own defense lawyer, objecting after every lie. Uzi is every child 😂
He told her get lost bc she innocent lol
The way he said “she just hit me.” So seriously 🤣
My girl got so stressed out🤣🤣
I TOTALLY thought she was about to start crying!!! 🤣🤣🤣🥰
Right?!🤣🤣🤣
Uzi making up lies that Anaya has joined WWE and did the smack down on him with a table😄
I love it
I can't stop laughing 😂🤣
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Between the parents trying to hold back their laughter on Uzi saying nexterday and being hit with a table I'm hollering!!! 🤣🤣🤣
As the oldest in my family, I feel her pain. Poor baby girl.
Ikr 😂😂😂
@@latishabelk9729 I'd be crying if I were her
Like fr. This had me triggered
She was so frustrated. And she said it with a grin on her face looking so guilty..even though she wasnt. That's me i always looks so guilty and the more you try the worse it looks.
Same 😅😅😅
Im hollering. He tested all measures to see the outcome. "uhh, a table." Love it
He said "She just hit me." She wasn't nowhere near him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Uzi was like it all happened so fast I THOUGHT it was a table! 😂
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No literally omg
This comment is hilarious
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I love Anaya’s diction. She is so proper. I love the way she stressed “not”.💖🥰
Me tooo!!!!
Chilling X7- Anaya is so articulate, and intelligent! I love to hear her speak!
sounds like that boondocks episode when all the whites were so impressed with Huey for being well-spoken
I love the way she expresses herself and ennui intestine, quite sophisticated. Not to mention Uzi. Very smart kids. Their parents in this case their father is extremely reasoned and articulate in his expression.
Not only is this episode hilarious but it's beautifully edited with the music and her repetition of the chorus, I did not! At one point she sings, "I did N-o-o-o-t-t with the music. (Chef's kiss) That lil video is a piece of ART!
She was so disgusted by his lying. "He was NOT." "I DID NOT!!!" He lucky his parents was there 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
She woulda really slapped him with a table 😭
She knew he was damn lie nobody touches my hair but my mom and me 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m gonna start using “nexterday” it sounds better than tomorrow. Thanks Uzi 🤣🤣🤣
That actually makes sense. Yesterday and nexterday…the kid is a genius.
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@@slickrick8046 right?!
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🤣🤣 I love it!
“A table…” yup that sounds about right 😂😂😂
Me looking at Anayas hair and automatically bursting out in laughter because I know he about to tell a story 🤣😂😭🤣
It's saying STORY instead of LIE... Cause that would be cussing
@@midoscent🤣🤣
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Bruh....he said a table...u bout to get me fired I'm laughing so loud in my cubicle 🤣
😂😂laugh a little louder I’m currently looking for a job 😂
@@Me-gi8pp looooooooooool
@@Me-gi8pp 🤣🤣🤣
@@Me-gi8pp 🤣🤣🤣
@@Me-gi8pp you really said, “you get fired, I get hired “ 😂😂
I know this is a old video. But I swear I love you guys children. You and Yvette created four of the cutest and smartest babies ever. Side Note Anaya’s accent and her expressions are everything. She’s a whole vibe.
Uzi’s confidence and cuteness with his “alternative facts” is a laugh riot🥹😅😂🤣
He loves seeing Anaya get upset.
My little brother would do this when he was about this age too. I would get so angry that I’d start crying because I didn’t do whatever he said I did. One day, my parents decided the punishment would be to make us hug for Two whole minutes. Lo and behold! *HE* started crying!! As his little toddler arms were unwillingly wrapped around me in full on meltdown, I thought it was hilarious. He stopped telling lies about me after that.
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@rambunctiousvegetable i think maybe he felt guilty and the hug just made him feel worse about lying. That's just my guess
That is such a good idea 💡 and so hilarious 😂😂😂!
Did you squeeze him?😂 just a little bit? 🤣
My sister did this- unless my parents saw it I got in trouble
This is one of my favorite black family moments 😂 😂 Uzi really thought he was in control of the situation with that little hand to chin gesture at “She just hit me” 😂
The chin gesture got me 😭
As soon as he said "I was doing her hair outside " her face was like what is he talking about and I instantly knew he was making up a wild story 🤣 but then I started believing him until.... a table. 😅🤣
U started BELIEVING HIM??? 🤣
@Vicki Michel …
@@nate25301 he fibbed about his sister throwing an entire table at him lol. On the fly. That's what she's talking about
@@nate25301 huh
I was exactly this comments 1 thousand like
Naya rolling her eyes when you asked Uzi what happened to his face! 😂😂😂😂😂
I completely relate sis.
“What did she hit you with?”
“A-a tAbLe🙄”
The strength it must've taken to hold back that laugh at.. " a table" 😂😂
The same strength it would have taken Anaya to hit him with a whole table 😂
"What did she hit you with?"
"Uhh a table"
Seems legit
Nexterday is my new favorite new word.😂🤣😂
😂😂😂, I’m so in love with this family, my children are adults but this is how their father would handle them, reality, love and humor it works, they are all well adjusted adults, good providers for their families, I’m so proud of them. Being Grandma is Awesome imagine their children priceless, stay blessed and in love with life ❤️💚💛✌🏾
I was doing her hair.
HE WaS NnoooTt .
The audacity of him even thinking about touching the queen's hair 🤣🤣
Dad: “At this stage he doesn’t know how to lie.”
Uzi: Immediately tells a few more lies! 🤣🤣🤣
I thought he was talking about Anaya. He said, "at this stage SHE doesn't know how to lie." Listen again...
@@lenellmarshall6595 Thanks! But he's younger and therefore definitely shouldn't know how to lie. I think dad was being the funny narrator.😂😂
He meant he doesn't know how to lie convincingly, lol 🤣
He meant he doesn’t know how to lie as in he doesn’t know how to tell good lies so he gets away with it, with good liars you can never tell, but with Uzi you can always tell.
SHE
Uzi my superstar. Love that kid 😂😍😂😍😂
“I was doing her hair outside. I was doing it nexterday I did”. “She hit me with a table”. Lmao that got me🤣🤣
Yvette’s laughter and “Your innocent, Anaya … get out of here” sent me over the edge!!! 😂😂😂😂
Awesome job Dad. Teaching right instead of making a joke about lying. Truth Matters. 💕💕💕
Nexterday will officially become part of my vocabulary
Me too! 🤣. That is when you’re not sure what day it is…let’s encompass them all.
When he whispers,yes and nexterday. Uzi is hilarious his antics could be a full cartoon.
Nexterday took this to a new level
Poor Anaya got accused of trumped up charges. I'm so glad she won her case because Sis was STRESSED!!! 😂🤣😂
He said he was doing her hair outside lmaooo
I swear it’s always heart warming watching these clips/videos
Definition of “Nexterday”
Nexterday is between yesterday and tomorrow, but it’s “Naught” today.
It is quite useful in bs explanations, when one wants to keep their audience’s attention, but at the same time get them off their backs.
As for the etymology of the word, its Young Black American created by the Uzi Tribe...Facts.
Yep 👍🏾 nailed it!!!
And that’s the definitional response for “Nexterday”
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Perfect!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Perfect
I'm just crying laughing watching Anaya have a the most dramatic mid life crisis melt down in the background😆 🤣 and then Uzi so chill wit it🤣
THANK YOU for knowing about child development!! And having enough decency to ask questions and not just assume!
Baby Girl is stressed 😩🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣
You would be to if you were standing before a Judge and Jury knowing you're innocent, while someone is lying on you
The way she said “He was not!” Has me rollin!!!😂😂😂
Because nobody listens to older siblings. We have to go through this drama over and over again
Ask me how I know. 🤣
"Nexterday" is going to be my new excuse of getting out of anything I don't wanna do.
Uzi was believable until this question… what did she hit you with?
Uzi: a Table!
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So, you believe he was doing her hair?🤣😂
@@justsaying8605 Uzi is my man! if he said he did, he did…. 🤣♥️ did you see anaya’s hair 🤣🤣
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@@justsaying8605 that was the first red flag!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@cherryong5754 touche!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As an older sister to a younger brother I FEEL Anaya’s pain. Been there, girl! Stay strong 💪🏾
Uzi is just too much! 😂😂😂😂 he’s definitely going to be an actor!
Anaya looks more and more like Riah every day
Dealing with lil Uzi takes its toll on all the innocent older ones
@@ishish8816 😆
“Nexturday” is my new favorite word!😂
Right ✅️
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Bro this family calms me. God bless you all. Sending love
lol, this is accurate as someone who grew up with three boys. and yes every time the baby was hurt, everyone is suspect
Don’t mean to offend you but how did growing up with 3 boys affect the situation
Are we not going to mention Anaya's facial expressions when her brother was accusing her of doing it? Lol. When she put her hand on her forehead while saying "I did not" was priceless.
I automatically believed her from the second he said that he was doing her hair because her face was in disbelief.
Right?!? Like, "Wait...how did I get involved in this??? Here we go!🙄"
Uzi out here being a menace and I love it 😂😂😂😂
I absolutely love how Anaya, so articulately, stands her ground! And, on another note, it's a good thing that none of the kids can lie convincingly! 🤨
Uzi: I was doing her hair, outside....then, she hit me with a table, nesterday!?! (thinking: yeah, that sounds about right).
Dad: Anaya, you're innocent,...get out of here!
Omg This maybe my 100 time watching this🤣🤣🤣🤣 “ughh a table”😂😍
YEP ! Me too ! And I'm still crying ! 😂🤣😂🤣😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😂🤣😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Uzi is something !
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doesn’t know how to lie??My 2 year old sister will go up to my parents and say my
brother hit her while he ain’t even in the room😭😭
I love seeing the interaction between dad and the kids. They are free to express their feelings without fear.
Uncle Baby took it too far with ‘a table’ 😆
"A table"sends me over the top every time lmbo
her getting so upset, u can hear the frustration omg i almost cried for her 😭😭😭😭😭
Lol saame I felt so bad for her 😭😭😭
Watching this again is especially
HILARIOUS
cause Anayas face off rip is so vexed
like not little man’s really lying on me
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I watched the full video yesterday
thinking (at first) something really happened to uzi but he straight up
lied lied 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“a table”
I cannot 😂😂😂
"She just hit me" 🤷🏾♂️🤣🤣
Lmaoooo
You are a great Dad! You remind me of my Dad when he asked my six year old self why I cut my sister’s hair. He was lying quietly across his bed while my mother was bawling her head off in the kitchen, trying to see through her tears to straighten out the mess I had made. After I explained what happened (she asked me to do it), he calmly asked, “Will you ever do it again?” I assured him that I would NEVER do that again.
i lost it picturing her picking up a table and hitting him across the face with it full force as if she was the hulk lmao i can’t
It’s her head roll, face plant combo when Uzi says “a table” for me…🤣🤣
I love the emphasis she puts on the "T" when she says "NOT!!" 😆🤣😆
ON REPEAT..CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS! "You're innocent Anaya, get out of here!" I am screaming laughing at these babies. Just precious and naturally hilarious! Proud of Princess Anaya for maintaining her innocence. 😂😂😂💞💞💞
He was doing her hair outside, till she hit him in the head with a table. That checks out. 😂
“SHE HIT ME WITH THAT TABLEEE” 😭😭 unforgettable
“uhh.. a table 😓🙄”
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Nexterday is pure gold! Love seeing these kids!
Anaya is like: 'This boy right here.'🙄
“Did she touch you Uzi?”
The sweetest little yes. 😭😂😂😂
you’re hilarious and y’all seem like the most wonderful, warm, funny parents !!!
That lil hand motion he did as he was saying " She just hit me" ...I'm in tears.. 😂😂😂 he a lil man for real!