Comedian Gerald Kelly - My Son vs My Daughter (CertifiedFunny)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Comedian Gerald Kelly Talks about the differences between raising a son vs raising a daughter.

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  • @victorsalgado6742
    @victorsalgado6742 2 года назад +35

    “i dont even know why they want you too come” if thats not my nephew he never knows why the teacher wants a meeting 😂😂

  • @KEIRAMEMES
    @KEIRAMEMES 5 лет назад +52

    Living with depression... This helps the most ! I love you for this ! Thank you so much for doing what you do Gerald Kelly ! 💙👑🙌✨💯🙌

    • @Abstract444
      @Abstract444 4 года назад +4

      Put the full armor of God on it helps me. Blessed.

    • @thekellys7322
      @thekellys7322 4 года назад +2

      Awww God bless you im just seeing this 🙏 🙌 im want to check on you please contact me on Instagram or Facebook In my DM

    • @tspks2128
      @tspks2128 2 года назад +1

      Praying for you. I struggle too… but GOD! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 trust in him. He will get you through. Blessings. 🙏🏾

    • @sweetcandigirl2751
      @sweetcandigirl2751 2 года назад +1

      Sending you prayers! Pray against the spirit of depression it is not of the Lord!!!!

    • @snurgumwurgum8238
      @snurgumwurgum8238 2 года назад

      None of you women know what depression is. I fucking DARE YOU to try and live as a man; If you woke up tommorrow and god told you "You're a man now; You live life like this" you would fucking kill yourself. This is why i laugh at women suffering and failing because you all treat us the same and have no awareness whatsoever what its like to be on the other side.

  • @brooke8927
    @brooke8927 6 лет назад +85

    This is my first time seeing, hearing Gerald Kelly's jokes. He is funny and easily relatable. Also..just have to acknowledge how amazing his eyes are.

  • @PlumCrazy392
    @PlumCrazy392 4 года назад +78

    As a father to a son and a daughter, this is the truest thing ever😂. I don’t know how many time I asked “how you get a hole there?!”😂😂😂

  • @taymosley1528
    @taymosley1528 Год назад +10

    This brother is not lying about the report cards 🤣🤣…my sis A student..me mission impossible..hide em, forge em..I even turn 4 F into A’s 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sixsixalex
    @sixsixalex 3 года назад +24

    So many levels of funny "sometimes they be moving the class" 😁😁😁

  • @leadup.renatto
    @leadup.renatto 2 года назад +13

    Not the mop room! “206 that’s me!” 😂

  • @jr.4338
    @jr.4338 Год назад +6

    One of my favorite stand ups. 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @N9NEfingers
    @N9NEfingers 2 года назад +11

    Hilllllarious! Passed his gift to his son too👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥☄️☄️☄️☄️

  • @ExpatPlans365
    @ExpatPlans365 Год назад +11

    "They ain't give them out yet" That was my favorite line when I was in school 😅

  • @VICTORIA-bb1dz
    @VICTORIA-bb1dz 5 лет назад +95

    I'm a teacher, and all if this is soooooo true!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elenaherring4118
      @elenaherring4118 5 лет назад +6

      Same here😂😂😂

    • @milessterling1619
      @milessterling1619 2 года назад

      Hot ass teacher...I bet you got a lot of stuttering dads standing next to you

    • @2TrainWakefield
      @2TrainWakefield 2 года назад

      Wish you was my teacher lol

    • @gprince7953
      @gprince7953 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bodytv5629
    @bodytv5629 3 года назад +15

    This is one of my favorite skits to this day! I have 3 boys and all during the school year I think about this skit!❤😂😂😂

  • @Sofiaode18
    @Sofiaode18 Год назад +2

    His son is a stand-up too. Great family

  • @genesanders74
    @genesanders74 6 лет назад +54

    OMG this brotha is the truth, i have a son and a daughter, he is not lying

  • @conz8089
    @conz8089 8 лет назад +95

    FIRST... I heard this dude on pandara cracked me up laphin g at work I jus had to look him up...

    • @charlinia7777
      @charlinia7777 8 лет назад +9

      That's where I first heard him too. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile!

    • @stillalive5882
      @stillalive5882 6 лет назад +1

      Andrijana Dodenc just heard of him today funny dude in almost got send home for laughing so much

    • @davidsamuels6734
      @davidsamuels6734 6 лет назад

      RIGHT!!!!!

    • @koocoo572
      @koocoo572 5 лет назад

      Same just now

    • @ivanjefferson7475
      @ivanjefferson7475 5 лет назад

      I just did the exact samething 😭😭😭

  • @slab817
    @slab817 8 месяцев назад +1

    He said the janitor wanted him to meet in the mop room - Gerald Kelly has always been top-notch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @laurenmontgomery8015
    @laurenmontgomery8015 2 года назад +5

    Ohhhh my Goodness. This joke hit even harder today when he was on bad boys of comedy!🤌🏾 🤣🤣🤣
    All month me n my bae been hollerin "ITS JUNE MFA!!!!"

  • @clwilliams9287
    @clwilliams9287 4 года назад +11

    I listen to Pandora comedy and I always look forward to GK. He’s so funny.

  • @omniscience9631
    @omniscience9631 Год назад +2

    For real tho, teach your sons how to fight and make this really clear: "if you have to defend yourself and fight, i will defend you from your teachers or anyone who tries to tell you "it's wrong to fight your bullies" BUT if you are the one bullying other kids, i will punish you like you have no idea"
    Kids need to be prepared and stand for themselves but know that there is consequences if they bully others with the skills they possess.

  • @wannabee525
    @wannabee525 10 месяцев назад +1

    I haven't seen someone this funny in a loooooooong time

  • @leosgirl987
    @leosgirl987 7 лет назад +51

    Bruh his eyessssssssss

  • @Erica92184
    @Erica92184 Год назад +1

    I always hated the teacher moving the class. Lololol

  • @mr.h1389
    @mr.h1389 2 года назад +5

    his son is funny af to

  • @ontherisewithcandyceevette3037
    @ontherisewithcandyceevette3037 5 лет назад +17

    I have a son and daughter this is so true lol

  • @jknumber5138
    @jknumber5138 2 года назад +3

    Me & my older sister exact same story💪🏽

  • @charlinia7777
    @charlinia7777 8 лет назад +21

    He's hilarious!!!!

  • @josermtz
    @josermtz 5 лет назад +8

    The impressions 😂

  • @victorsalgado6742
    @victorsalgado6742 2 года назад +3

    Just heard him on my pandora station while listening too bill burr glad he came on 😂

  • @jerardwashington7390
    @jerardwashington7390 4 года назад +3

    Gerald kelly good friend of mine cool brother love his comedy as well

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 5 лет назад +26

    I will admit, I've lied about report cards.

  • @kbtrapjeans223
    @kbtrapjeans223 5 лет назад +14

    That happened to me my mom came to the school to talk to 1 teacher and 3 more came n talked to her about me even a substitute teacher said something not s good day

  • @jessicablasingame1112
    @jessicablasingame1112 5 лет назад +6

    Hes so funny! He loves his kids! I love his voices! All kids are great! He gets a kick out of his son! His son get a kick of him too! He describes masculine and feminine! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @yb3604
    @yb3604 Год назад +1

    hilarious! wish i could see the whole standup

  • @lazygizmo
    @lazygizmo 4 года назад +9

    Do you think it's odd that girls do so well and boys are struggling just to pass?

  • @kingtshilobo1849
    @kingtshilobo1849 4 года назад +1

    Yo I’m cracking up 😂

  • @ACTIONDEEZY
    @ACTIONDEEZY Год назад

    Underrated for years

  • @MarioGray-fm9mz
    @MarioGray-fm9mz Год назад

    ❤ Gerald Kelly

  • @billionaireno1
    @billionaireno1 7 месяцев назад

    Consistently funny.

  • @dattnigga5134
    @dattnigga5134 5 лет назад +3

    Pandora got me here. Nigga need more work and team up with earthquake on tour Nigga I'll be at every got damn show!

  • @NoMuShRoOmS
    @NoMuShRoOmS 6 лет назад +6

    wish i had eyes like that

  • @bigwill6127
    @bigwill6127 9 месяцев назад

    Real talk

  • @tippdavis7110
    @tippdavis7110 2 года назад +1

    Can someone please tell me the name of this show?? This dude funny af😂😂😂

  • @PabloRicch
    @PabloRicch Год назад

    This my best year ever idk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was me yo

  • @geraldwilliams2028
    @geraldwilliams2028 3 года назад +2

    Ion even know
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MaxB1080
    @MaxB1080 Год назад

    The janitor!!!

  • @insight1428
    @insight1428 23 дня назад

    He is correct that girls have an easier time in schools buts it’s because the school system is formed in a way that makes it easier for the needs of girls and harder for boys. Children in general are not supposed to sit still for 6+ hours a day. But it’s much easier for a girl to sit still and concentrate than it is for a boy due to male puberty and testosterone. Boys do fairly well in elementary school before puberty but once they start entering middle school which is around the same time puberty happens, they start slipping.

  • @ExpatPlans365
    @ExpatPlans365 Год назад

    "It's June" 😂

  • @Reneesaidit
    @Reneesaidit 5 лет назад +1

    Chilly in his chest 😂😂😂

  • @Rhythmicons
    @Rhythmicons Год назад +1

    A Catholic Priest at the school that I attended told my father that I was the King Asshole.

  • @blsnonu7315
    @blsnonu7315 Год назад +1

    Funny 😂

  • @rudtuck1463
    @rudtuck1463 5 лет назад

    back in school they low 🔑 be moving classes.... hahah

  • @IamDaHuLKMcDaBeasT
    @IamDaHuLKMcDaBeasT 4 года назад

    I'm hollerin 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @kennethbonney7638
    @kennethbonney7638 4 года назад

    I was chilly in my chest😂

  • @cee_xx
    @cee_xx 7 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂 yoooooo

  • @emilyesposito7281
    @emilyesposito7281 Месяц назад

    Does anybody know where the rest of this special is???

  • @DJ_Katone
    @DJ_Katone 2 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FD-mt7vs
    @FD-mt7vs 3 года назад +1

    Anyone else from AGT

  • @tredhagoat1509
    @tredhagoat1509 2 года назад

    1:22 Fr tho💯🤣

  • @HollisBrownmanofvalor
    @HollisBrownmanofvalor 4 года назад

    He is the man

  • @downsouthrapvault
    @downsouthrapvault 3 года назад

    GK really gotta get some new material, he used this shit on def comedy jam and America’s got talent last week.

  • @ohioboy7574
    @ohioboy7574 5 лет назад

    That nigga said it was chili in my chest

  • @ThatBo03
    @ThatBo03 3 года назад +1

    No lies detected.

  • @curtisstapleton7167
    @curtisstapleton7167 4 года назад

    Lmmfaooooooooooo..yes I raised 4 boyz all too tru

  • @iam01
    @iam01 4 года назад

    Fucking Hilarious!!!

  • @humblebjewelry386
    @humblebjewelry386 6 лет назад

    Come to Chicago

  • @nancydavis4618
    @nancydavis4618 4 месяца назад

    My dad favored my sister and me

  • @onlyme883
    @onlyme883 3 года назад

    Damn that was funny

  • @rehmanali9087
    @rehmanali9087 5 лет назад +5

    This dude looks like huell

  • @ripsey_muscle
    @ripsey_muscle 3 года назад

    He remind me of a Frenchie with green eyes

  • @ThisGirl_Tan
    @ThisGirl_Tan 2 года назад

    Certified 🤣🤣🤣

  • @XaphillyatedX
    @XaphillyatedX 2 года назад

    what was the name of this whole spcial ? was it his only ?

  • @keonnewilliams9511
    @keonnewilliams9511 4 года назад

    😆 lol👌😂

  • @alishajoh
    @alishajoh 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chelseaap
    @chelseaap 5 лет назад +9

    His eyes are creepy

  • @LimitlessHoops
    @LimitlessHoops 2 года назад

    This blind guy's funny

  • @realmetv4006
    @realmetv4006 6 лет назад

    I am Joshua school he should have got your eyes

  • @maheshshahi01
    @maheshshahi01 7 лет назад

    paplic

  • @raresuta5895
    @raresuta5895 6 лет назад +3

    He's funny but it's very hard for me to understand what he is saying

  • @freshfade28
    @freshfade28 3 года назад

    Funny but those eyes creep me out

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 3 года назад

    dafuq is up with his eyes?

    • @kayloose2756
      @kayloose2756 3 года назад +2

      He has pale green eyes lol

    • @jidowu6019
      @jidowu6019 2 года назад +1

      that's the color of his eyes my g