Kevin Bridges Goes to An American House Party | The Jonathan Ross Show

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  • @OfficialJonathanRoss
    @OfficialJonathanRoss  3 года назад +5

    SUBSCRIBE so you don't miss out on the newest clips 📺 ruclips.net/user/thejonathanrossshow 🎉

  • @fisherh9111
    @fisherh9111 3 года назад +705

    The magnificent Kevin Bwidges.

  • @chadhoganlive
    @chadhoganlive 3 года назад +54

    Thanks for all the love Kevin! Us Chad Hogans appreciate it!!!

    • @jmhptc
      @jmhptc Год назад +1

      How do so many Chad Hogans exist

    • @chadhoganlive
      @chadhoganlive Год назад +1

      @@jmhptc It is an odd thing, word up to all my fellow Chad Hogan's out there! I am the real one, tho!

  • @toostupidtofail5433
    @toostupidtofail5433 2 года назад +36

    I discovered Kevin about a week ago on RUclips and I simply cannot get enough. I love that you came to America and got to party with Chad Hogan, a well armed sober American, LOL!!

  • @hks2377
    @hks2377 3 года назад +112

    “Even Jesus liked to drink, but he never packed heat.” 😂

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 3 года назад +4

      But he did beat the shit out of money changers in the temple, and whiped the shit out of them

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 3 года назад

      God 'n' Guns eh?!

    • @overthewebb
      @overthewebb Год назад

      @@nicosmind3 He didn't though, he just threw tables and argued, There was zero whiped the shit out of anyone, unless you want to quote some bible verses that say otherwise.I don't know what Bible you are reading that shows Jesus's beatings, however you are 100% wrong, Jesus fought nobody

  • @66smedrock
    @66smedrock 3 года назад +143

    Even Jesus liked a drink but he wasn’t packing heat 😂😂😂 funny guy

  • @alanburge2725
    @alanburge2725 2 года назад +10

    Another classic story from one of my fast growing all time favourite comedians and nice guy too. Mr. Kevin Bridges. He is so damn funny but he isn't arrogant or hard to relate to as well. He seems very down to earth indeed. Just a regular man with a great sense of humour and a great story teller too. Whatever he does he hits the nail right on the head every damn time. That is clever and rare too.

    • @ganjii420
      @ganjii420 2 года назад +1

      Sat on a table next to him at local pub in Glasgow one day, and his dog was licking spilled sauce off my shoe while we both had a laugh about it. Can confirm, lovely guy

    • @ganjii420
      @ganjii420 2 года назад

      Sat on a table next to him at local pub in Glasgow one day, and his dog was licking spilled sauce off my shoe while we both had a laugh about it. Can confirm, lovely guy

  • @shankbacon1
    @shankbacon1 Год назад +7

    "Pub with no windows? sure it wasn't a beer garden you were sitting in?"

  • @dabluedevil1000
    @dabluedevil1000 3 года назад +125

    This would've been a great storyline on 'Would I Lie to You?' XD

  • @Cm45n
    @Cm45n 3 года назад +55

    Kevin bridges is class

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 3 года назад

      Sometimesgamer - Given this is 2012 he's done very well for himself.

    • @kirstyi7860
      @kirstyi7860 3 года назад

      Big Kevin's the Aristotle of Glasgow.

  • @mordorprc1
    @mordorprc1 3 года назад +133

    The guy called Chad Hogan is an American, Mormon who doesn't drink, has an AK47 under his bed and a confederate flag hanging in his living room. It makes a lot of sense if you put it all together lol he probably visited the capitol a few weeks back

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 3 года назад +2

      no, they were fake republicans

    • @NeuroDeviant421
      @NeuroDeviant421 3 года назад +1

      @@annother3350 No True Scotsman. a most appropriate logical fallacy.

  • @suemoses9330
    @suemoses9330 3 года назад +18

    I would give anything to see him live, he's incredibly funny.

  • @conors4430
    @conors4430 2 года назад +7

    People at that party are way too pumped up and psyched to be sober, which oddly I find more fucking terrifying

  • @roamingwiththerogos5128
    @roamingwiththerogos5128 3 года назад +32

    What's funny is I grew up Mormon and did not regularly drink or smoke pot until I moved to Utah

  • @ryanchappell3240
    @ryanchappell3240 3 года назад +10

    "Even Jesus liked a drink, but he never packed heat". I'm fkin dead

  • @pc89598
    @pc89598 3 года назад +127

    None of them got Jessie’s ‘I like turtles’ jokes 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @garyburrough2636
      @garyburrough2636 3 года назад +8

      I never got it either, could you please explain?

    • @StanleyKubick1
      @StanleyKubick1 3 года назад +13

      @@garyburrough2636 you could google "I like turtles"

    • @garyburrough2636
      @garyburrough2636 3 года назад +33

      @@StanleyKubick1 or you could've just told me instead of writing that

    • @Jmvars
      @Jmvars 3 года назад +41

      @@garyburrough2636 What is it with people and not wanting to Google things anymore?
      The knowledge of the entire internet at the end of a search bar and you decide to ask a random in RUclips comments.
      Instead of spending two seconds typing "I like turtles" you instead asked here, and it took a full day before he even responded and it wasn't even the answer to what you were asking.
      Fuck, man.

    • @KumaBean
      @KumaBean 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

  • @laurenmortimer2504
    @laurenmortimer2504 3 года назад +8

    I live in pennywell, the pub was called the gunner 😂😂

  • @MegaSkills9
    @MegaSkills9 3 года назад +8

    Wow...I live in America and have been to hundreds of parties in my life and none of them were ever alcohol free...lol.

    • @MegaSkills9
      @MegaSkills9 3 года назад +1

      Also 100% of them had Pot being smoked and about half had Cocaine. I would say 25% also had other types of drugs. (Many of which a person could try for free.) My main point is every single person was drinking and most were also smoking pot.

    • @tattiebogill6847
      @tattiebogill6847 2 года назад

      Missed the joke

  • @bear_bailey1483
    @bear_bailey1483 3 года назад +25

    Morman town and house party but there was a confederate flag on the wall 😂. Only in America!

    • @666m111
      @666m111 3 года назад +1

      You do realise that the church of the latter day saints (mormons) are all out American, right?
      As in it was made and thrived in the USA. They also had wars with the USA, before the federal government got so strong.
      Mormons have also been some of the biggest drug dealers and gun runners in US history, other than the CIA, I mean.
      Seriously, look it up: mormons are not pacifists or abstinent. I don't know where this fallacy comes from

    • @andrewlancour1626
      @andrewlancour1626 3 года назад

      probably an ironic display for bridges

  • @kieronbarker
    @kieronbarker 3 года назад +13

    The pub with no windows was called 'The Gunner' 😂 i lived accross the road fae it, absolute dive.

    • @stevewilliams2864
      @stevewilliams2864 3 года назад +3

      I used to live there, too. The Gunner was renamed The Penny Farthing, to make it sound classier!

    • @colinmackay1516
      @colinmackay1516 2 года назад

      I can’t Imagine Jonathan Ross drinking in the Gunner! Surely he just drove past.

  • @hangtightpromotions3275
    @hangtightpromotions3275 3 года назад +59

    Look at this remember the days you could have human contact. Shaking hands was a thing of the past kids

    • @specky_gaming
      @specky_gaming 2 года назад

      People be talking like this about human contact as if it’s illegal now. 💀

  • @karensealy9782
    @karensealy9782 2 месяца назад

    Thankyou 🎉

  • @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095
    @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095 2 года назад +1

    The pub in Pennywell with no windows was called "The Gunner".
    I don't think it's there anymore.

  • @linusallan4114
    @linusallan4114 2 года назад +5

    that david beckham joke was brutal

  • @john5966
    @john5966 3 года назад +14

    he was right in pennywell edinburgh, pub with no windows was the gunner pub down the road from where me and gordon strachan lived lol, one at top of the road was called the ferry boat with the famous bookies next door they showed on train spotting movie, where he dives into the toilet lol

    • @Edgisco
      @Edgisco 3 года назад +1

      You lived with Gordon Strachan? Didnt know he came out

  • @BreezyE-d3n
    @BreezyE-d3n 2 года назад +3

    "I think he misinterpreted the bible..." his phrasing is awesome

  • @a.me.8579
    @a.me.8579 3 года назад +32

    He’s 25!? I’ve always thought he was late 30s 😬 🙊

    • @erintaylor1240
      @erintaylor1240 3 года назад +7

      This is from 2012.

    • @a.me.8579
      @a.me.8579 3 года назад +3

      @@erintaylor1240 PHEW!!! THANK YOU 😹

    • @jbre2149
      @jbre2149 3 года назад +8

      He did NOT look like a guy in his mid 20’s when this was filmed. I was shocked.

    • @deanconnor5528
      @deanconnor5528 3 года назад +6

      This is a young guy in scotland

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 года назад

      @Glasgow Rossco I'm guessing you meant soy boy, not.. bag. ?

  • @tracytabb2882
    @tracytabb2882 3 года назад +1

    wow never go down pennywell rd in edinburgh lol i lived in the old niddire in edinburgh when i was young. it was that bad that the fire service was more frequent than the buses lol

  • @AquascapingLiverpool
    @AquascapingLiverpool 3 года назад +4

    Jesse with the meme shout 😂👌🏼

    • @Renzsu
      @Renzsu 2 года назад +1

      Underappreciated :)

  • @linrob1312
    @linrob1312 Год назад +1

    Kev looked like he was having a great time.
    😊

  • @Troltwentythree
    @Troltwentythree 3 года назад +4

    Everyone missed Jessie referencing one of the greatest ever youtube vids... I like turtles

  • @barbarellajameswalker5400
    @barbarellajameswalker5400 Год назад

    This man is a comedian, but he is smart , he is aware of everything. Educated. ..just brilliant young man

  • @YellowTissueBox
    @YellowTissueBox 3 года назад +16

    im from pennywell he's talking about finos xD

    • @suzannerossiter1682
      @suzannerossiter1682 3 года назад

      Are you posh 😁🤗

    • @YellowTissueBox
      @YellowTissueBox 3 года назад +1

      @@suzannerossiter1682 i've been called worse me duck

    • @suzannerossiter1682
      @suzannerossiter1682 3 года назад +1

      @@YellowTissueBox Ah! I was only joking, nothing wrong with being posh. Have a good day 🤗

    • @YellowTissueBox
      @YellowTissueBox 3 года назад

      @@suzannerossiter1682 haha i know love, me too :)

    • @stephendavidson2925
      @stephendavidson2925 3 года назад +4

      Though it was was gunner lol

  • @ME-hs1ie
    @ME-hs1ie 3 года назад +3

    Best thing is the CSA north Virginia battle flag in the background

  • @akshayneha
    @akshayneha 2 года назад +3

    chad hogan was and acted the same way that Kevin described him.

  • @trynewhardstuffpls9572
    @trynewhardstuffpls9572 3 года назад +3

    I was watching this while on the toilet and done a ghostie

  • @LBCB94025
    @LBCB94025 2 года назад +1

    I lived on the streets of Edinburgh for a month lol good ppl* 😁👍🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙
    Thankyou for helping me not starve!!
    My best mates i met sorted me out and helped me out, got me into a flat*
    Its lovely cuz theres so much coin id make 6oquid in a few hours!?
    Pound coin every other person*
    🙏🏻🤙🏻👏🏻✌🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @bndzmrno
    @bndzmrno 2 года назад +1

    Yo Kevin’s American accent had me cracking up

  • @iblendallday
    @iblendallday 3 года назад +3

    Chad Hogan had a confederate flag behind the band too

  • @UKKC80s
    @UKKC80s 2 года назад +1

    Even Jesus likes a drink but he never packed heat 🤣🤣

  • @chrisfleet999
    @chrisfleet999 3 года назад +8

    Worst presenter ever, asks a question and then interrupts before Kevin can finish.

  • @abritishbedouin
    @abritishbedouin 3 года назад +2

    looks like Kev had one hell of a time

  • @vishnuprakash81
    @vishnuprakash81 3 года назад +6

    Is it just me or jonathan sounds like Bawwy from Big bang theory 😅

    • @wastedrainbow1814
      @wastedrainbow1814 3 года назад +1

      No bawry sounds like him 👍

    • @davidscott1052
      @davidscott1052 3 года назад

      Your name suggests you are an Asian chappie....perhaps you sound like Raj..!!!

    • @vishnuprakash81
      @vishnuprakash81 3 года назад

      @@davidscott1052 absolutely, i do!💁‍♂️Lols

  • @TwofourA
    @TwofourA 2 года назад +1

    He’s explaining it to a brick wall

  • @thefirm6236
    @thefirm6236 2 года назад +1

    So fkn magnificent ❤️👑!!!!

  • @jbre2149
    @jbre2149 3 года назад +15

    That’s the face and body of a TWENTY FIVE year old?

    • @StanleyKubick1
      @StanleyKubick1 3 года назад +1

      if this was filmed in 2012 yes

    • @kellie5476
      @kellie5476 3 года назад +9

      He's Scottish so that's middle aged.

    • @kirstyi7860
      @kirstyi7860 3 года назад +4

      We're born at 16 years old and it's all downhill from there. Glasgow ages ye!

  • @7Lace77
    @7Lace77 3 года назад

    Spring break, wooo!

  • @joekavanagh8997
    @joekavanagh8997 3 года назад +9

    This guy Bridges is mad but hugely intelligent, and I know this even though I can't understand half what he says! I hope he's a Celtic supporter!

    • @hamishmunroe9906
      @hamishmunroe9906 3 года назад +4

      He's a Celtic fan

    • @joekavanagh8997
      @joekavanagh8997 3 года назад +1

      @@hamishmunroe9906 I figured he would be ,he's just too funny to be a Presbyterian!.Thanks for dispelling any doubts I may have had Mr Munroe.
      By the way I love that surname Munroe.
      If I had a pub I'd call it "Joe Munroes " Has a certain ring to it.

    • @timothydraper3687
      @timothydraper3687 3 года назад

      @@joekavanagh8997 They're all make believe anyway, the different religions, nothing to prove there's any truth to them, which is why they're called 'faiths' and 'beliefs'.

    • @joekavanagh8997
      @joekavanagh8997 3 года назад

      @@timothydraper3687 Man ,you are boring ,you must be young.We know it's all about faith and all that..But in actual fact it creates very concrete divides.These divides are very much in evidence on the terraces at Celtic Park ,in East and West Belfast ,in Palestine and the so called land of "Israel".
      Religion is VERY important ,like it or not.And I was born a Catholic and in my next life I want to be born the same thing! I haven't seen any reason in this life why I should change!

    • @timothydraper3687
      @timothydraper3687 3 года назад

      @@joekavanagh8997 I was born the same, and decided it's all hogwash. Talking snakes in the Garden of Eden? Sins being placed onto goats? Beings in the heavens talking to people? It's all fairy tales and the cause of much conflict. If a guy showed up to their doctors tomorrow, and said a voice was talking to him, he'd be diagnosed as being mentally ill. Why do we need a next or heaven anyway when it's so great to be alive? Even after losing a parent, I don't need a heaven.

  • @Ak--zs7xj
    @Ak--zs7xj 3 года назад +7

    The voice doesn’t suite beckham 🤔

    • @chrisa1234
      @chrisa1234 3 года назад

      What voice do you think would suit David Beckham more than David Beckham's voice?

    • @definitelynotatroll246
      @definitelynotatroll246 3 года назад

      The man got everything else in life, talent looks etc etc, he needs the girl voice to even it out a bit

  • @lesmoore3638
    @lesmoore3638 3 года назад

    No Bristish soldiers stationed in Chad Hogan's home.

  • @pkwithmeplease
    @pkwithmeplease 3 года назад +1

    how awesome.

  • @ShotThroughKarl
    @ShotThroughKarl 3 года назад +2

    Jessie be hitting on Daffith.

  • @jakeburns7331
    @jakeburns7331 3 года назад

    02:50 Pennywell Road. The pub he is talking about is The Gunner or The Penny Farthing as it's been known. An utter shithole of a boozer. That entire part of town is a shithole. Muirhouse, Granton, Pilton, Wardieburn.

  • @minnumseerrund
    @minnumseerrund 3 года назад +4

    7:18 Ooh, they kinda glossed over that wee flag there

    • @KayJayFusion
      @KayJayFusion 3 года назад

      People only really started finding that offensive in more recent years

  • @scottwhitley3392
    @scottwhitley3392 2 года назад

    Imagine Brian Blessed on this show, Jonathan Ross would end up with a litre of slaver on his chin 🤣 “Bwian Bwessed”

  • @freedom9122
    @freedom9122 3 года назад

    : 4 February 2012?

  • @timmyb7734
    @timmyb7734 3 года назад +7

    Kevin is funny... Jonathan is a complete joke.

  • @nancyghale2578
    @nancyghale2578 3 года назад +1

    Please call Taylor Taylor lautner I miss him so much

  • @davidcameron5705
    @davidcameron5705 3 года назад +1

    Tamo is a DFB :):):)

  • @chequehook68
    @chequehook68 3 месяца назад

    They def played 500 miles for him.

  • @corbuzchristi365
    @corbuzchristi365 Год назад

    Adults don't drink but kids carry guns, America in a nutshell! 🙈

  • @joeycallahan
    @joeycallahan 2 года назад

    Sweet Jesus! Of course they have a Confederate Flag!

  • @thomasconboy4636
    @thomasconboy4636 Год назад

    That funny that wouldn’t happen out east in long iland or any eastern city in states there be red cups the cups a a fin all you can drink

  • @helengillespie143
    @helengillespie143 3 года назад +3

    Love Kevin Bridges. He swears a lot but for some reason, I don’t find him offensive. Some comics are kind of aggressive when swearing, doing their routine but I just find Kevin incredibly funny.

    • @b34rdy
      @b34rdy 2 года назад +5

      Hes scottish, its no swearing its just talking.

    • @helengillespie143
      @helengillespie143 2 года назад +1

      @@b34rdy
      I’m Scottish too. My husband swears all the time, not aggressively it’s just become part of his vocabulary. I think he does it to annoy me!🤣

    • @b34rdy
      @b34rdy 2 года назад

      @@helengillespie143 Its just one of those things, its even funnier when you personally (not you but the person swearing) mess something up.

    • @scottwhitley3392
      @scottwhitley3392 2 года назад +1

      In Scotland we don’t swear to offend. When we are trying to be offensive we usually talk in a stern sterile manner. The general rule of thumb is the more someone swears at you the more they like you 😂

    • @helengillespie143
      @helengillespie143 2 года назад +1

      @@scottwhitley3392
      Well, my husband must adore me!🤣

  • @michaelreis8266
    @michaelreis8266 3 года назад +3

    Gee, how many times did you catch covid at that party??? 😁👍

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 3 года назад +4

      This clip is years old, mate.

    • @michaelreis8266
      @michaelreis8266 3 года назад +1

      @@clothilde1623 Yeah I just looked, I miss 2012, lol 😂

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 3 года назад +3

    It’s a bit cringe that they’re acting like that at a sober house party...Americans are weird

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 2 года назад

      Being a braindead american myself, i can honestly say that those types of parties are not an accurate depiction of a typical american house party. Usually it ends up with loud music, drunk fights and gunshots.

  • @ultramaximusreviews
    @ultramaximusreviews 3 года назад +1

    I could hardly understand this interview LOL

  • @Pauly421
    @Pauly421 3 года назад

    Thats the worst version of The Proclaimers ever lol. Not a one of them could hold a tune

  • @TheGFellows
    @TheGFellows 3 года назад +1

    I like turtles 🐢

  • @mbrah1181
    @mbrah1181 3 года назад +1

    Defo rape allegations after this party

  • @buried2getover499
    @buried2getover499 3 года назад

    I give this video 3 wibbly eggs 🥚🥚🥚

  • @elkpaz560
    @elkpaz560 3 года назад

    Mormons jump into a hot top fully clothed.

  • @zachperna7519
    @zachperna7519 3 года назад

    Jesse lookin fittt

  • @pumpkinhead1125
    @pumpkinhead1125 3 года назад +2

    Does anyone else find bechams voice strangley arousing

  • @seamyf4018
    @seamyf4018 3 года назад +1

    no white????

  • @fac5275
    @fac5275 3 года назад

    Jonathon is dressed like the joker

  • @nicscott1984
    @nicscott1984 9 месяцев назад

    The pub was the gunner..was an absolute s*** hole

  • @crazynanna6894
    @crazynanna6894 3 года назад

    🤣

  • @headshot217
    @headshot217 3 года назад +1

    Jesse j is about as funny as a filing cabinet

  • @billkingston4402
    @billkingston4402 3 года назад +1

    Ross is wwat

  • @reresimone4300
    @reresimone4300 3 года назад +1

    beckam’s voice...wtf!

  • @bonganimadolo7852
    @bonganimadolo7852 3 года назад +2

    Confederate flag, nice

  • @originalunoriginal4055
    @originalunoriginal4055 Год назад

    Jesse J was getting abit too close to Mr David Becks... certainly for Victoria's liking! 😮😮😮😬😬😬

  • @thomasconboy4636
    @thomasconboy4636 3 года назад +1

    I guess your friends now which good old chad hogan

  • @gondwanaland9
    @gondwanaland9 3 года назад

    i'm not british, who's the skank? She's pretty cute

  • @yolandaqualls6822
    @yolandaqualls6822 3 года назад +2

    The cool thought archaeologically slip because diaphragm kelly gather under a dear sea. woozy, efficient basket

  • @audbhitnote
    @audbhitnote 3 года назад +1

    The furry furtive crab proportionately plan because slice simultaneously milk as a mute harp. good, mammoth scooter

    • @harryfloros8796
      @harryfloros8796 3 года назад

      Noam Chomsky is stalking you.

    • @lokevoice
      @lokevoice 3 года назад

      Is this like fucking CIA code or something

  • @jasonwalls1466
    @jasonwalls1466 3 года назад +1

    1000000th

  • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
    @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 года назад +5

    who's the girl? i have no idea who she is. also sad to hear more anti-cat talk, wish people would stop doing that

    • @andy6576
      @andy6576 3 года назад +1

      She's a singer called Jessie J, had quite a few big hits in the UK

    • @chrisfricker7025
      @chrisfricker7025 3 года назад +3

      Jessie j is fucking sexy man, channing tatum is a lucky man

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 года назад

      @@andy6576 oh right, so hard to keep track of artists sometimes lol, thanks for responding :)

    • @roadrunner-ys5wd
      @roadrunner-ys5wd 3 года назад

      @@chrisfricker7025 so fit

    • @ah805
      @ah805 3 года назад +5

      It’s Jessie J and cats are shite

  • @marksolway4018
    @marksolway4018 3 года назад +2

    Third.

  • @monkeywildlife7607
    @monkeywildlife7607 3 года назад +1

    Second comment

  • @Welshwarrior85
    @Welshwarrior85 3 года назад +1

    447th

  • @jeffbezos8266
    @jeffbezos8266 3 года назад +1

    First

  • @davidblackman7536
    @davidblackman7536 3 года назад +1

    100th

  • @heywoodjablowme555
    @heywoodjablowme555 3 года назад +16

    Confederate flag at 7:19 smh 🤦‍♂️

    • @leedscity6881
      @leedscity6881 3 года назад +7

      Ye it doesn't mean it's racist just coz the media says it is🤦‍♂️

    • @wilfredjbrimley
      @wilfredjbrimley 3 года назад +18

      @@leedscity6881 correct, it is racist because of historical context. And, by history I mean since it's inception to today. Everyone who had a misunderstanding about what that flag symbolized and symbolizes has opened their eyes and moved on, leaving only the uninformed, and the racists.

    • @timdaughte
      @timdaughte 3 года назад +4

      @@leedscity6881 It's racist because everyone says it's racist. And he's from Utah, not the South. It's racist

    • @TJ22_83
      @TJ22_83 3 года назад +5

      Confederate flag doesn't mean "I'm racist" Lmao turn off that cnn.

    • @timdaughte
      @timdaughte 3 года назад +2

      @@TJ22_83 It most certainly does. The only people who have one are racists. q.e.d.