UFC 245 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 1

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @mohsinr6949
    @mohsinr6949 4 года назад +1919

    barber after cutting usmans hair: "it aint much but its honest work"

    • @FighterChamp.
      @FighterChamp. 4 года назад +17

      Ain’t much*

    • @herbjones6462
      @herbjones6462 4 года назад +3

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @spitty3456
      @spitty3456 4 года назад +23

      @@FighterChamp. ShUt tHe FuCk Up PaPi*******************************

    • @joescaletta4913
      @joescaletta4913 4 года назад +9

      Mohsin R lol That barber is secretly from grand theft auto San Andreas when Cj goes from bald to a full Afro he’s the guy that says“ Whatchu need uncle brother

    • @Nuevomexicano
      @Nuevomexicano 4 года назад +2

      Guarantee everyone talking shit about kamaru would not say shit to his face

  • @ranyaroark
    @ranyaroark 4 года назад +2063

    “I can’t let you get close” - Marty’s forehead to Marty’s hairline

  • @sensationaldenny
    @sensationaldenny 4 года назад +534

    "We only live 20 miles apart"
    -Usman's eyebrows speaking to his hairline.

    • @Y2Jericho161
      @Y2Jericho161 4 года назад +26

      their mutual friend is the forehead

    • @ChiefGhoul
      @ChiefGhoul 4 года назад +6

      Dude... I legit cackled at this comment. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @captainCanuck96
      @captainCanuck96 4 года назад +1

      BAHAHAUAYAHAHAY

    • @caesabki6618
      @caesabki6618 4 года назад +2

      Damn,MMA Fans + Humor is GREAT

    • @redpilling5575
      @redpilling5575 4 года назад +2

      👌🏾
      and still
      Broken jaw

  • @greatstate58
    @greatstate58 4 года назад +1173

    Dude had a whole headlight to find usmans hairline. 🤣😂

    • @krislo4788
      @krislo4788 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lauca6969
      @lauca6969 4 года назад +6

      Lmao 💀🤣

    • @HotRoute7
      @HotRoute7 4 года назад +5

      john doe lmfaoooooooooooo dude

    • @갓맹훈
      @갓맹훈 4 года назад +9

      one of the most hard job in the world is Marty's barber.

    • @dmagz0121
      @dmagz0121 4 года назад +2

      @@갓맹훈 it's an easy job. There's nothing to cut . Fools. Got more hair on my balls

  • @kenphileh
    @kenphileh 4 года назад +1038

    Barber: “What we having champ ?”
    Usman: “Have you seen robocop?”

  • @corya1584
    @corya1584 4 года назад +777

    “It is what it isn’t” - Max Holloway looking at Kamaru Usman’s hairline

    • @rulsey23
      @rulsey23 4 года назад +5

      Lol well done

    • @kastaway-mtx
      @kastaway-mtx 4 года назад +2

      🤣😅🤣

    • @joshphilander6147
      @joshphilander6147 4 года назад +3

      Lmfao!

    • @MrOptik1
      @MrOptik1 4 года назад +4

      baaaaaaahahahaha you just deaded me bro that was a banger!!

    • @KuBaYa87
      @KuBaYa87 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for this!

  • @Anfernee.Clarke
    @Anfernee.Clarke 4 года назад +1815

    "We live 20 miles apart! If you want beef we can do this"
    - Kamarus hairline to his forehead

  • @LDeep843
    @LDeep843 4 года назад +171

    Barbour: What do you want?
    Usman: the regular, The 30%

    • @trailblazer77
      @trailblazer77 4 года назад +3

      Dude is literally using a head beam light to see where his hairline is🤣🤣💀

  • @nawzy202
    @nawzy202 4 года назад +458

    Usman- I need a haircut
    Barber- lets me get my reflectors and magnifying glasses

    • @kastaway-mtx
      @kastaway-mtx 4 года назад +2

      lmao

    • @GeorgeQ
      @GeorgeQ 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @antnee8377
      @antnee8377 4 года назад +1

      It is smart cuz when you arent cutting in the shop with all the lights & mirrors even a good barber could fuck up a cut... Looked funny but smart move for house call cuts...

    • @jaysoncolbert6187
      @jaysoncolbert6187 4 года назад +1

      My God I spit out my drink. Hilarious

    • @zach2990
      @zach2990 4 года назад

      Oh shit 😂

  • @wilabanodeniro9780
    @wilabanodeniro9780 4 года назад +580

    Usman is gonna come on here to watch himself and he’s gonna see the 100s of comments roasting him about his hairline 😂

    • @Anfernee.Clarke
      @Anfernee.Clarke 4 года назад +2

      You would think if fighters were gonna go the mcgregor route they'd come to places like this, no body is safe from the ruthlessness of the Internet. 😂

    • @zekeo420
      @zekeo420 4 года назад +6

      Wilbert Wilbert the funny thing is Colby has the same hairline but people are just haters towards Usman more hope he smashes Colby

    • @MrLOBIP
      @MrLOBIP 4 года назад

      @King Savage Colby and Usman both look like dolts with their hairline

    • @kevheeley83
      @kevheeley83 4 года назад

      Wilbert Wilbert im sure he will be really bothered.

    • @zekeo420
      @zekeo420 4 года назад

      Ronnie Vlogs I’m Filipino lol try again

  • @thacarter497
    @thacarter497 4 года назад +796

    That dude was brushing and combing Usman’s thoughts

    • @tribalblaze65
      @tribalblaze65 4 года назад +8

      D Carter I’m so fucking dead 😂

    • @toy4tao
      @toy4tao 4 года назад +3

      D Carter what thoughts? Lol

    • @baddiebee1400
      @baddiebee1400 4 года назад +2

      Lmaoo !

    • @kierm5410
      @kierm5410 4 года назад +4

      His hairline is GONE!!! I’m dead 😂😂😂

    • @dylanmounsey7515
      @dylanmounsey7515 4 года назад +8

      Bruh what kind of barber wears a Milwaukee headlamp I’m dying

  • @Safonne
    @Safonne 4 года назад +176

    "You're taking everything I worked for MF" - DCs Hairline to Usmans

    • @nukiepie
      @nukiepie 4 года назад +5

      Omg im done lmao

    • @KahinDaz
      @KahinDaz 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @tisISspahrtuh
    @tisISspahrtuh 4 года назад +479

    Lmao, I didn’t think Marty would get roasted this hard

    • @jackdaw3088
      @jackdaw3088 4 года назад +21

      Drew Carras ahahahha all the comment bro, ALL the comments are about his hairline

    • @mrbiz7774
      @mrbiz7774 4 года назад +2

      I know i scrolled down so far....It's hilarious.

  • @jesuscorona5555
    @jesuscorona5555 4 года назад +1001

    "10 year's ago, Kamaru's hairline had a choice"

    • @ahmadalwan9085
      @ahmadalwan9085 4 года назад +22

      Save that receding hairline or help kamaru fight in the octagon

    • @toddjohnson5176
      @toddjohnson5176 4 года назад +4

      😅😅😅😅

    • @PABLOESCOBAR-ph3el
      @PABLOESCOBAR-ph3el 4 года назад +2

      HAHA PINCHE CHUYITO.

    • @scumbagjay6251
      @scumbagjay6251 4 года назад +1

      Yet you wouldn't say it in person, you see Usman you'll walk with your head down with your hands in your pocket like a beta male . Keep hiding behind a screen :)

    • @bernardlartims9114
      @bernardlartims9114 4 года назад

      Scumbag Jay 😂

  • @andrewbacchus
    @andrewbacchus 4 года назад +402

    Marty's hairline: "ALRIGHT IM COMING BACK, nah nah nah"

  • @louiezar
    @louiezar 4 года назад +580

    Barber: “You ain’t got hair to cut champ”
    Usman: “IT DOESN’T MATTER”

    • @titochavez15
      @titochavez15 4 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @antonio5229
      @antonio5229 4 года назад +1

      LULZ

    • @MsLinjohn
      @MsLinjohn 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @micahudeh5929
      @micahudeh5929 4 года назад +7

      @rxp56 this comment is underrated and sooo true. I'm Nigerian but i just can't get behind Usman the same as Izzy

    • @dvr2838
      @dvr2838 4 года назад

      Phuc You good one mate👈

  • @ChineseAndFilipinoMartialArts
    @ChineseAndFilipinoMartialArts 4 года назад +513

    "Losing was so nice, I had to do it twice" - CM Punk

    • @mtp2568
      @mtp2568 4 года назад +12

      Tap like Chicken was so nice , I had to do it twice“
      - Mcgregor

    • @deltrotter3371
      @deltrotter3371 4 года назад

      Guba Doce Pares LOL, lovely.

    • @markkoricsanszki
      @markkoricsanszki 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @diemos4962
      @diemos4962 4 года назад +19

      @@mtp2568 Shut the fuck up you cringeworthy casual fuck

    • @Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights
      @Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights 4 года назад +3

      @@mtp2568
      The chicken was so nice, I had to get fries
      -bear

  • @MilfinMan
    @MilfinMan 4 года назад +564

    "Why are you running?" -Usman to his hairline

    • @SuperBeenz
      @SuperBeenz 4 года назад +3

      Yeah the difference is usmans hairline can actually run lmao

    • @starboy__finesse__4166
      @starboy__finesse__4166 4 года назад

      Colby hairline running from the sides

    • @dakillakandy460
      @dakillakandy460 4 года назад +3

      Colby running after getting his jaw shifted.

  • @jvb6508
    @jvb6508 4 года назад +602

    "Send location" - Usmans barber to his hairline

    • @TheShak10
      @TheShak10 4 года назад +5

      Hahaha ... This is the best one . Laughed my jocks off

    • @CIrylgAnee
      @CIrylgAnee 4 года назад +2

      Lowkey best

    • @mrniceshoes2118
      @mrniceshoes2118 4 года назад +2

      J vB eeeeeeshhh!! That’s good !!

    • @MrFenri
      @MrFenri 4 года назад +2

      👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😂

    • @brymartell9302
      @brymartell9302 4 года назад +1

      Best comment right here

  • @justtwoguystalkingpodcast9877
    @justtwoguystalkingpodcast9877 4 года назад +465

    I feel like Max's coaches are just his best buddies lol

    • @therealgeiger2743
      @therealgeiger2743 4 года назад +36

      They dont know how they got there either 😂😂😂

    • @saitamagin1464
      @saitamagin1464 4 года назад +7

      Finally a decent comment

    • @70094kid
      @70094kid 4 года назад +1

      Gotta have fun ya know humble guy humble team

    • @saintnick604
      @saintnick604 4 года назад +2

      Bound to happen when you spend every day with the same people

    • @JustMeELC
      @JustMeELC 4 года назад

      And it works ;o)

  • @tdhjmys
    @tdhjmys 4 года назад +217

    “You know what Marty told me? He wants to fight his hairline in Russia” - Dana White

  • @JonathanMuhl
    @JonathanMuhl 4 года назад +370

    “It still feels so far away” -Usman’s hairline

  • @aaronbarry3017
    @aaronbarry3017 4 года назад +549

    Usman's barber needs to wear a damned headlamp to find his hair.

  • @Osk42
    @Osk42 4 года назад +362

    I see that Kamaru Usman has decorated his walls with his personality.

    • @conjj17
      @conjj17 4 года назад +13

      Lmao, BURN!

    • @TheEfpTV
      @TheEfpTV 4 года назад +11

      Lord you guys are pussies. Who the fuck cares about the man's personality, he's a figther, just watch him fight.

    • @MrFenri
      @MrFenri 4 года назад +4

      Yea I was thinking his place looked pretty sad considering what he has accomplished.

    • @brymartell9302
      @brymartell9302 4 года назад +2

      Lol for real at least hang a picture or paint the walls

    • @davidfulcher1719
      @davidfulcher1719 4 года назад +2

      You don't have enough likes on this comment. I appreciate you. I would like it more than once but RUclips won't let me.

  • @Jordan-ne3xw
    @Jordan-ne3xw 4 года назад +291

    "I cant let you get close," - Charisma to Kamaru

  •  4 года назад +811

    "I see holes in Kamaru's hairline" - Kevin Lee

  • @d3viousd
    @d3viousd 4 года назад +138

    10 years ago, Usman's hairline gave him a choice

    • @andy_daoc
      @andy_daoc 4 года назад +1

      omg lol

    • @gl7323
      @gl7323 4 года назад +1

      hahahahahaua

    • @Doorito_
      @Doorito_ 4 года назад +1

      “Be a bald champ or a hairy loser”

    • @partridgepimp3363
      @partridgepimp3363 4 года назад +1

      He made that choice when he started to do roids. It gives you that hairline

  • @Moortas
    @Moortas 4 года назад +82

    "We're back BOYYYS" - Max No Love Holloway

  • @Bryan-th5sv
    @Bryan-th5sv 4 года назад +285

    Usmans hairline: “Marty was never my friend”

  • @Skoshtwo
    @Skoshtwo 4 года назад +158

    "I see holes in Usman's hairline" - Kevin "MAGA" Lee

    • @Skoshtwo
      @Skoshtwo 4 года назад

      @ For sure. I'm your #1 follower and your biggest fan.

  • @manuelromerobackupchannel6799
    @manuelromerobackupchannel6799 4 года назад +567

    Never cut your hair on embedded
    - Johnny Walker

    • @gatekeeper3660
      @gatekeeper3660 4 года назад +2

      Manuel Romero - Life & Art it’s never go to a barbershop.

    • @blaze1148
      @blaze1148 4 года назад +13

      "Getting a Clown haircut"
      - Johnny Walker

    • @joshbenedict2051
      @joshbenedict2051 4 года назад +1

      Cory Anderson had the mike tyson body language. Get ready jon Jones 😉

    • @CHUEYINK
      @CHUEYINK 4 года назад +13

      Just told my buddy this. He's now betting on a Colby submission in the 4th. He's a Usman fan. LMAO

    • @RowerNeci
      @RowerNeci 4 года назад +1

      Don't forget Al

  • @ronkovacs9904
    @ronkovacs9904 4 года назад +435

    The only person who is feeling more pressure than Colby and Usman is Usman's barber ;)

    • @갓맹훈
      @갓맹훈 4 года назад +5

      I got lil surprised when I saw subtitle "Marty's barber" 💈

    • @whitegoodman7465
      @whitegoodman7465 4 года назад +19

      dude is holding on to literally 1/8 mm of hair with a hairline in the middle of is head, dude..just shave it lol must be all that EPO

    • @seanthemoneymagnet2158
      @seanthemoneymagnet2158 4 года назад +13

      Usman's playing with fire, allowing his haircut on this show.

    • @robinsonjay12
      @robinsonjay12 4 года назад +1

      @@dmagz0121 na scotty kilmer is a famous car guy thts not him

    • @imyourrealdad.6071
      @imyourrealdad.6071 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.....Bruh!

  • @MERK_U
    @MERK_U 4 года назад +51

    Dead as f 💀 Everyone tearin’ up Marty’s hair line 🤣

  • @willbrown7364
    @willbrown7364 4 года назад +502

    That barber looks like he’s putting about 30% effort into that haircut

    • @hoptoit5910
      @hoptoit5910 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @DC-bp8sx
      @DC-bp8sx 4 года назад +17

      He’s acting like he didn’t just have to run the clippers over his entire head. Acts like he has to comb out 3 mm of hair to cut.

    • @israeldiaz549
      @israeldiaz549 4 года назад +5

      What hair? I was tripping

    • @ryankyle91
      @ryankyle91 4 года назад

      Patty_cuts on IG

  • @pike101000
    @pike101000 4 года назад +62

    These comments about Usman's hairline and barber have me on the floor

    • @rodjjt7742
      @rodjjt7742 4 года назад

      payne your mom was lame. Won't try her again.

    • @rodjjt7742
      @rodjjt7742 4 года назад

      @Cityghost Jimenez payne you're right. I should have just repeated the same hairline joke that's been said a bunch of times already. I'm sorry.
      Tell your mom I said hi

  • @barrymccockner3683
    @barrymccockner3683 4 года назад +228

    “His forehead was never my friend”
    - Kamaru Usman’s hairline

    • @fitt4393
      @fitt4393 4 года назад +5

      Love your pfp and name 😂

  • @celticfclad1
    @celticfclad1 4 года назад +1628

    “This is the roughest you’ve ever seen me”. Literally has no hair and looks the exact same

  • @prophetoverprofit
    @prophetoverprofit 4 года назад +403

    Tony Ferguson defeated Usman’s hairline years ago.

  • @abdullahalali5336
    @abdullahalali5336 4 года назад +43

    “it still feels so far away”- usman talking about his hairline

  • @calicobass14
    @calicobass14 4 года назад +130

    Marty getting a haircut only confirms that he’s going to lose on Saturday.

    • @dongiii5644
      @dongiii5644 4 года назад +4

      I agree with you man

    • @howardhavardramberg333
      @howardhavardramberg333 4 года назад +10

      It would be hilarious though if he beat Colby and this entire comment section has to eat their words lmao

    • @ThirdCoastNative
      @ThirdCoastNative 4 года назад +4

      It’s been confirmed since the fight was booked my friend

    • @jamesbee6983
      @jamesbee6983 4 года назад +1

      -Keef Chief- el oh el

    • @razineatworld
      @razineatworld 4 года назад

      @@ThirdCoastNative lol are u dumb mate

  • @3264-m3b
    @3264-m3b 4 года назад +20

    I frucking love it when Holloway gets his Embedded. No one puts a smile on your face like Blessed.

  • @jinkazama4962
    @jinkazama4962 4 года назад +151

    Colby rubbing his hands laughing reading all these comments 😂

  • @ChasingDonnieBaseball
    @ChasingDonnieBaseball 4 года назад +65

    Still can't believe how sick this card is top to bottom.

  • @JJ_876
    @JJ_876 4 года назад +320

    Ain’t No way In HELL a barber can line up Usman with that hairline...that alone is at the LEAST 5 rounds

    • @balarecords3667
      @balarecords3667 4 года назад +3

      John Riggins Marty Fakenewsman*

    • @mik161
      @mik161 4 года назад +13

      30 percent of his hairline left

    • @romerosneck
      @romerosneck 4 года назад

      Fucking dead ☠️☠️☠️

    • @michaeltoland5170
      @michaeltoland5170 4 года назад

      John Riggins like Lebron 😂

    • @laceyevans884
      @laceyevans884 4 года назад +1

      The only thing you losing quicker than to received hairline is that Power Ranger belt

  • @SlipTheJabPodcast
    @SlipTheJabPodcast 4 года назад +82

    Max jumping in and out of the pool: Yay! This is fun!
    Me: Please don’t get hurt 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @aasedf2083
      @aasedf2083 4 года назад +4

      The hike was more dangerous imo. Coildve easily stepped wrong on one of the those rocks or had one slip under him, that wouldve been atleast a twisted ankle.

    • @prabalkhatri652
      @prabalkhatri652 4 года назад +1

      Unfortunately you don't know Max Holloway #Champ

    • @SlipTheJabPodcast
      @SlipTheJabPodcast 4 года назад

      Huey Freeman 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😂

    • @SlipTheJabPodcast
      @SlipTheJabPodcast 4 года назад

      a asedf 100%. Just got done watching episode 2 and like the first he gave me a god damn heart attack 🤦🏻‍♂️.

    • @alexandercharlesedwards-ace-
      @alexandercharlesedwards-ace- 4 года назад +1

      The dude went snowboarding during fight week before he destroyed Ortega.

  • @iamikechu
    @iamikechu 4 года назад +73

    1:10 Usman's Barber be like this is the roughest I've seen you. Gonna need that double led headlight and a magnifying glass to find that hairline 😅

  • @tamzg5594
    @tamzg5594 4 года назад +85

    When you step into the jacuzzi you become the jacuzzi
    - Max "Blessed" Holloway

  • @chrisukeYouTube
    @chrisukeYouTube 4 года назад +85

    Usman's hairline comments are the new "Tony is the type of guy" comment.

    • @notkingali1798
      @notkingali1798 4 года назад +7

      Chrisuke Doomsuke both are funny, people are so creative

    • @fitt4393
      @fitt4393 4 года назад

      I fucking know right 😂

    • @nickm.1204
      @nickm.1204 4 года назад +1

      Tony Ferguson the type of guy to razor his hairline back before a faceoff with Usman

    • @jordanlaird3752
      @jordanlaird3752 4 года назад

      No Ferguson’s is the best shit I’ve ever seen in any comment sections... I seen one say ‘Tony the type of guy to die just so he can come back from it’

  • @john2605
    @john2605 4 года назад +227

    Kamaru "look how great my cup looks" Usman
    What a freaking weirdo.

  • @mikeross111
    @mikeross111 4 года назад +5

    Max loves to have fun, he just makes you smile.

  • @frydipp
    @frydipp 4 года назад +91

    usman spending 30 dollars on hair cut when he doesn’t have hair 💀

    • @andresm.1737
      @andresm.1737 4 года назад

      Hahahaha hilarious

    • @jbjohnson4728
      @jbjohnson4728 4 года назад +4

      A lot more than that: it was a house call.

    • @kastaway-mtx
      @kastaway-mtx 4 года назад +6

      @@jbjohnson4728 Nah you know the UFC hooked him up. He's a freeloader.

    • @MMAKOTV
      @MMAKOTV 4 года назад +1

      Usman needs to take a lesson from Joe Rogan.

  • @theshape4628
    @theshape4628 4 года назад +627

    tony ferguson's personality is the embodiment of that "S" thing everyone drew in middle school
    edit: thanks for the likes👍🔪🎃

  • @MrFreedomforyou
    @MrFreedomforyou 4 года назад +31

    I love it when it’s fight week just for the Embedded comments section.
    I love you guys

  • @prospero91x
    @prospero91x 4 года назад +42

    "Just to be clear, there never was no hairline" - Marty "The Nigerian Naptime" Fakenewsman

    • @grandfarter3855
      @grandfarter3855 4 года назад +1

      Weak

    • @joshabsolom9411
      @joshabsolom9411 4 года назад

      This is a good base, keep at it! Put the time in, and you will prosper as a high-end comedic commenter!
      This comment was made while extremely tired, just watched Marty's highlights!

  • @keosbay
    @keosbay 4 года назад +48

    You know when Max is relaxed & having fun during weight cuts that’s him on point, is Holloway Alex’s kryptonite.? So fkin hyped for 245 let’s fkin go #BestIsBlessedBaby

    • @vivaeuropa
      @vivaeuropa 4 года назад +2

      I want Max to win but this is the best featherweight he has faced yet, Max had a tough fight with washed up Edgar and Alex is like a prime Edgar with longer reach, more pressure and nasty KO power.

    • @rockyrivera6397
      @rockyrivera6397 4 года назад +1

      @@vivaeuropa no it is not look Alex is fighting a reach and speed advantage already and his cardio doesnt look so good so unless max has a bad performance this shouldnt be max's best opponent.

    • @KiddMartian96
      @KiddMartian96 4 года назад

      Viva Europa so Aldo wasn’t the best? A champion for 8-9 years who has beating more top contenders than Alex? Your delusional is this is Holloway’s best featherweight contender

  • @Redheadfan
    @Redheadfan 4 года назад +464

    I love how the comments don't discriminate. Just make fun of everyone

    • @bedp
      @bedp 4 года назад +47

      But mostly Usman.

    • @MohammadAliKhalil
      @MohammadAliKhalil 4 года назад

      Eschaton Zenith I don’t get what that means?

    • @theone6867
      @theone6867 4 года назад +29

      Mr. Mayhem means he’s a racist idiot

    • @Lethalbanter
      @Lethalbanter 4 года назад +2

      @Eschaton Zenith sorry to hear about you and Jamal bro. That's sucks but there's no need to take it out on every black person like that, we're not all jamal. I hope your rectum heals up real quick✌

    • @unknownninja1
      @unknownninja1 4 года назад

      @Tai Lopez lol 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭💯👍😩.

  • @Whattatwist
    @Whattatwist 4 года назад +28

    I like how they go through all these ellaborate shots of usman cutting his hair just to be bald.

  • @kuya49z
    @kuya49z 4 года назад +86

    I respect Colby's hustle, a few years ago he was on the verge of being cut (win or lose) just because of his "boring" fighting style. Now he's in his own suite, main event, and pretty much a more popular guy. I would laugh so hard once he wins and goes back to himself in the interview

    • @hoptoit5910
      @hoptoit5910 4 года назад +6

      Colby will never go 'back to himself'. I don't even think he knows who he is anymore. Makes me laugh when he calls Usman fake

    • @DC-bp8sx
      @DC-bp8sx 4 года назад +1

      He will win and go to WWE. Guarantee it.

    • @chopndrop2013
      @chopndrop2013 4 года назад +2

      @@DC-bp8sx you only go to the WWE when you suffer devastating loses!!! Ask Rhonda she knows!! hahahaha.

    • @mirraco323
      @mirraco323 4 года назад +5

      kuya49z He’s still on the verge of being cut seeing as Dana hates him. If Dana hates somebody, he will jump on the very first opportunity to “justify” releasing somebody. So if Colby loses this fight, for all we know he might tell Colby to kick rocks. Because despite what Colby and all his fans think, he just doesn’t draw the numbers he thinks he does to publicly shit on the boss and still have a job.

    • @mirraco323
      @mirraco323 4 года назад

      King Savage Yeah I’m sure Dana and his hundreds of millions of dollars are jealous of Colbys $100,000 fight purses lmao.

  • @kennypohorence4403
    @kennypohorence4403 4 года назад +142

    Kamaru’s house looks exactly how I thought it would look.

    • @JuveX0
      @JuveX0 4 года назад +2

      Kenny Pohorence Exactly.🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @joeromo8628
      @joeromo8628 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @cnrbsmth
      @cnrbsmth 4 года назад +17

      Bland as fuck?

    • @dionHD
      @dionHD 4 года назад

      @@erikhollinsworth6883 C O L L A G E ????

    • @TheMARCVISION
      @TheMARCVISION 4 года назад

      Kenny Pohorence 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sk-er8lb
    @sk-er8lb 4 года назад +40

    If artem lobov was the hairdresser of usman he would'nt reach his hairline

  • @seekelnasr
    @seekelnasr 4 года назад +460

    "Usman's hairline was never my friend". His barber

    • @nixteridas1
      @nixteridas1 4 года назад +30

      My dude using a flashlight to try and find Usman's hairline.

    • @spotonpicks3722
      @spotonpicks3722 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @KCgrunge
      @KCgrunge 4 года назад

      what are yall predictions
      colby vs usman - 5 rounds of hugging then somebody gets a decision win
      max vs volkanovski - probably a tko by max in the 4th
      nunes vs soccer mom - nunes ko 1st round

    • @lilartay
      @lilartay 4 года назад

      Lena Gotti usman will go hard to get a first round KO, if he doesn’t get it then Colby by decision. Max wins by decision. Nunes by KO first round, maybe even second round

    • @xSmokeoutxSlawthx
      @xSmokeoutxSlawthx 4 года назад

      @rxp56 so I guess you never heard of a prediction in mma before? It's not meant to be taken seriously. It's just a bit of fun. There's a lot more than on paper skills that come into predictions that are impossible to forsee. Nobody will get every prediction right.

  • @supermigit999
    @supermigit999 4 года назад +12

    I love Max's camp, they just seem like a group of bros helping out their boy.

  • @Waagghhboy
    @Waagghhboy 4 года назад +22

    Im just here for the comments about usmans hairline

  • @Omarlopezband
    @Omarlopezband 4 года назад +213

    5 years from now Usman gonna watch this and say “why didn’t I just shave my head”

    • @MichaelP-ke1tm
      @MichaelP-ke1tm 4 года назад +1

      He's got a fresh lineup. Stop hating.

    • @joys8634
      @joys8634 4 года назад +4

      @@MichaelP-ke1tm his hair dosn't exist lmao

    • @dancemattdanceify
      @dancemattdanceify 4 года назад

      @@MichaelP-ke1tm my guy, his line is at the top of his head, lmfao. he should shave.

    • @MichaelP-ke1tm
      @MichaelP-ke1tm 4 года назад +1

      @@dancemattdanceify
      Fresh as fuck

  • @mohsinr6949
    @mohsinr6949 4 года назад +398

    "im only at 30%" - usman's hairline

  • @dionw1644
    @dionw1644 4 года назад +12

    "Trust me guys, I back." - usman's hairline

  • @icykarat6225
    @icykarat6225 4 года назад +28

    Barber: what are you getting today ?
    Usman: a size 1 with a fade

  • @JeffF2024
    @JeffF2024 4 года назад +103

    7:52 - *"When you step into the Jacuzzi, you become the Jacuzzi"* - Max Holloway

    • @kaze459
      @kaze459 4 года назад +1

      When the jacuzzi let's max Holloway step in the jacuzzi the jacuzzi becomes max Holloway

    • @anycolouryoulike8567
      @anycolouryoulike8567 4 года назад

      I disagree, Jacuzzi is Jacuzzi and Max Holloway is Max Holloway

    • @Izumabakumatsu
      @Izumabakumatsu 4 года назад

      That's some Zen shit bro.

    • @kevindimauro3937
      @kevindimauro3937 4 года назад

      It’s supposed to be “when you step in a jacuzzi, it becomes the jacuzzi” lol

  • @alvarezgamers
    @alvarezgamers 4 года назад +3

    Max is always having fun. Such a cool ass dude.

  • @money96plyr
    @money96plyr 4 года назад +685

    That barber needs that head light to find Usmans non existent hair line.

    • @balarecords3667
      @balarecords3667 4 года назад +12

      PjSwankTank Marty Fakenewsman*

    • @DeepValueOptions
      @DeepValueOptions 4 года назад +1

      PjSwankTank lmao my thought exactly, I think he just liked the experience for cutting his hair bald from bald

    • @tagtimpod6514
      @tagtimpod6514 4 года назад

      That headlight for a buzz cut?

    • @sallgoodman2323
      @sallgoodman2323 4 года назад +2

      Only 30% left...... that's 30% discount off a haircut

    • @sallgoodman2323
      @sallgoodman2323 4 года назад

      @scott m my man you are dedicated, I think it's been over a year now since I first seen ya

  • @chewbaccasaw5232
    @chewbaccasaw5232 4 года назад +1202

    Colby has created a character who you’re a meant to dislike
    And yet usman is more dislikable

    • @aden2447
      @aden2447 4 года назад +35

      Chewbaccasaw nah Usman is just cringe Colby definitely more disliked

    • @JoshWeasley
      @JoshWeasley 4 года назад +29

      They deserve each other. Both equally unlikable and cringy. They have to put a bunch of other fights that are better on the card to help sell it because no one likes them. They are boring.

    • @kierm5410
      @kierm5410 4 года назад +52

      Usman makes me cringe more then Colby

    • @rayrice4481
      @rayrice4481 4 года назад +25

      JoshWeasley Shut up dude. No fight on this card is getting anything close to the amount of attention Usman Colby is getting

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 4 года назад +10

      I hate them both I miss GSP

  • @mankdemelord6974
    @mankdemelord6974 4 года назад +51

    Usman’s gonna lose. Almost everyone who has had their hair cut in a UFC Embedded series has lost.

    • @machinescrews
      @machinescrews 4 года назад +8

      mank demelord usman was gonna lose regardless

    • @pedro55845
      @pedro55845 4 года назад

      Yes look at Johnny walker man 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @ricardorodriguez7462
      @ricardorodriguez7462 4 года назад +2

      It’s the madden curse of ufc

    • @Sandkingz
      @Sandkingz 4 года назад

      This might be true the last haircut I saw on embedded was Iaquinta and he lost to hooker.

    • @pedro55845
      @pedro55845 4 года назад

      @@Sandkingz and Johnny walker with the Corey Anderson fightb

  • @touchyissues799
    @touchyissues799 4 года назад +206

    You know someone's in your head when you need Alexa to give you validation

    • @petehutchins7062
      @petehutchins7062 4 года назад +5

      that's one of the best comments here

    • @MrPrebuttal
      @MrPrebuttal 4 года назад +2

      @@petehutchins7062 the best, put your house down on colby

    • @pimpin2tough
      @pimpin2tough 4 года назад

      Was thinking the exact same thing

    • @lilshoxx
      @lilshoxx 4 года назад +2

      Yeah he totally needed that. He was probably scared to look himself in the mirror because of his insecurities. Infact im sure he was doubting himself before he gathered the strength to ask alexa and she gave him that validation.
      Or he was just trying to be cool for the vlog and thats what he came up with.

    • @juturna-2931
      @juturna-2931 4 года назад +3

      You guys are reaching for anything at this point lmao

  • @simonpetermartin6313
    @simonpetermartin6313 4 года назад +29

    Me: I wonder how long it'll take Colby to mention trump. SIX TIMES IN THE FIRST 4 SECONDS!!!

  • @CodyVella
    @CodyVella 4 года назад +102

    Never thought I’d say this but behind the act Colby seems like a good dude

    • @BootlegFightVideo
      @BootlegFightVideo 4 года назад +7

      He used to steal guys underwear in high school.

    • @Stealth-xt5wk
      @Stealth-xt5wk 4 года назад +17

      He is a good guy, his personality is obviously fake hahahhaha

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 4 года назад +28

      He’s not a bad dude at all. He’s smarter than people think though. He knows how to stir up the pot and put his fights in higher demand. Smart marketing strategy. He’s actually respectful underneath it all.

    • @BreezeeGreenz
      @BreezeeGreenz 4 года назад +4

      He has it in him for sure. He wasn't always a dick. He used to be decent before he started racking up wins. Then he turned on everybody including people like Masvidal that could somehow put up with him in the past.

    • @grimmjob8090
      @grimmjob8090 4 года назад +2

      Cody Vella Watch his old interviews dude, like 2014ish, dudes chill af, all the obnoxious shit is just a front, and all the butthurt people buy right in to it

  • @babafakruddin6968
    @babafakruddin6968 4 года назад +268

    "Wsup nerds and virgins" - Colby Chaos Covington,2019.

    • @denis_elgzl
      @denis_elgzl 4 года назад +1

      Quote of the year, definitely..

    • @y_magaming9798
      @y_magaming9798 4 года назад

      @scott m my brother and I have been saying this for years lol

  • @tech1238
    @tech1238 4 года назад +317

    lol that barber, He’s the one responsible for the dodgy hairlines 🤣

    • @Horndogthehorneddog
      @Horndogthehorneddog 4 года назад +109

      T3ch3m1cal I mean fam look at what he got to work with lmao. He working miracles

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 4 года назад +6

      Jonny Lopez 🤣👍

    • @clydeneat
      @clydeneat 4 года назад +3

      Jonny Lopez hahahahha 😂😂😂facts

    • @learning6267
      @learning6267 4 года назад +10

      Usman needs to get that lebron money to fix that

    • @champchamp8297
      @champchamp8297 4 года назад +4

      I mean he looks better bald anyway.

  • @beastlyganstrkid
    @beastlyganstrkid 4 года назад +24

    “Don’t be scared homie” -Usmans forehead to his hairline

  • @andrewcarr9893
    @andrewcarr9893 4 года назад +15

    Colby genuinely seems like a cool guy when he’s not doing his act, especially towards fans etc.

  • @__M738
    @__M738 4 года назад +110

    “Lights cameras zzzzz”
    -Marty No Hairline Usman

  • @mateoruizzy5278
    @mateoruizzy5278 4 года назад +61

    I actually think Colby is a nice guy aside from his fake persona

    • @Tutohia
      @Tutohia 4 года назад +5

      Id bet my life on it

    • @tailpipebananaguy7278
      @tailpipebananaguy7278 4 года назад +5

      I'm starting come around this guy as well

    • @ownagejuice1394
      @ownagejuice1394 4 года назад +4

      he visits the Us army out of his own pocket, so..

    • @severusfloki5778
      @severusfloki5778 4 года назад +1

      He’s a better guy to be around in real life than Usman.

  • @andrewcusumano3524
    @andrewcusumano3524 4 года назад +839

    Usman gets haircut on embedded...
    Put $1,000,000 on Colby.

    • @fabioverissimo1033
      @fabioverissimo1033 4 года назад +23

      So true

    • @ryanmitchell944
      @ryanmitchell944 4 года назад +13

      Someone needs to check the statistics on this......
      I think there maybe a few wins but not many

    • @mikegv6675
      @mikegv6675 4 года назад +64

      Happened to Johnny walker RIP Usman

    • @ReyJugo
      @ReyJugo 4 года назад +14

      Look what happened to Walker when he did that!

    • @christiant.s.f.9029
      @christiant.s.f.9029 4 года назад +10

      Oh yeah the curse

  • @senseisama3974
    @senseisama3974 4 года назад +13

    You know it's fight week when the 1st embedded drops. LET'S GOOOO

  • @gabrielyamka2606
    @gabrielyamka2606 4 года назад +61

    " I see holes on that Barber "
    - Kevin " the preacher's daughter " Lee.

    • @ryuza3
      @ryuza3 4 года назад +1

      Yow wtf lmao

    • @colgrey438
      @colgrey438 4 года назад

      the preachers daughter XD

    • @NickGuti0618
      @NickGuti0618 4 года назад

      Col Thai I think it’s because that crazy head kick his last fight against Gillespie

    • @supremeamine2382
      @supremeamine2382 4 года назад

      The preachers daughter? lmfao

  • @sterlingk20_ctr39
    @sterlingk20_ctr39 4 года назад +126

    Martys barber lookin like indiana jones trying to find his hairline with that cave diver torch on his head

    • @user-wz8zu7rw6o
      @user-wz8zu7rw6o 4 года назад +5

      SterlingGameYT LMAO 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @zx208
      @zx208 4 года назад

      😗😍

  • @johnjacobs1781
    @johnjacobs1781 4 года назад +125

    "I know my man's a gangster but he ain't no African starving gangster" - Marty to Colby

    • @neveroffended45
      @neveroffended45 4 года назад +18

      Embedded haircut tells is that the welterweight division is gonna be great again

    • @jnightmare0
      @jnightmare0 4 года назад

      @@neveroffended45 you white chocolate Easter egg😂😂

  • @KARALISinc
    @KARALISinc 4 года назад +35

    "We have common friends"
    - Kumaru to his hairline

  • @duncanmcdougall9787
    @duncanmcdougall9787 4 года назад +141

    *walks into outdoor world*
    "I need a headlamp"
    "Cool why?"
    *I'm a barber*

    • @mightyORFEN
      @mightyORFEN 4 года назад +7

      Headlamps are great for lots of things.
      I like to use it when im taking a pee so i can see my small ass dick.

    • @Bringmedejuice
      @Bringmedejuice 4 года назад

      😂im dead

    • @TheCoatneyadkins
      @TheCoatneyadkins 4 года назад

      Professional shit, what you know about it. Lol

    • @SusieNation
      @SusieNation 4 года назад

      It was a dim room.

  • @insertname6045
    @insertname6045 4 года назад +122

    The comments about Usman’s hairline 😭😭💀💀

  • @ayrefik6089
    @ayrefik6089 4 года назад +108

    “I can’t let you get close!” - Kamarus hairline to his forehead

    • @AstraPharma-Arabic
      @AstraPharma-Arabic 4 года назад +2

      Only the elites appreciated this comment

    • @ranyaroark
      @ranyaroark 4 года назад +3

      way to steal my comment. and yours makes no sense. his hairline wouldn’t say it to his forehead🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @MrRicoruiz
      @MrRicoruiz 4 года назад +1

      Lol.😂
      Best one yet
      Chael

    • @ayrefik6089
      @ayrefik6089 4 года назад

      Ranyar Roark you definitely copied mine you cornball

  • @darnelltyson672
    @darnelltyson672 4 года назад +425

    This is the real colby you can tell but when it’s prime time moment he puts on a gimmick. He was actually pretty chill in this video.

    • @zaphyros2518
      @zaphyros2518 4 года назад +10

      You can both go fvck yourselves!

    • @gmatic9712
      @gmatic9712 4 года назад +60

      Darnell Tyson I actually don’t think he’s really a dick but knows it gets attentions, so plays the gimmick

    • @gavinmitchell6021
      @gavinmitchell6021 4 года назад

      The real Colby 😂

    • @Mcfc2Rich
      @Mcfc2Rich 4 года назад +4

      I'd rather be ignored than be a gimmick.

    • @n1colux
      @n1colux 4 года назад +2

      All the world’s a stage,
      And all the men and women merely players;

  • @eoghanfahey2682
    @eoghanfahey2682 4 года назад +78

    Usman got the haircut on embedded, he’s lost already

    • @freebird9124
      @freebird9124 4 года назад +10

      Lol is that a thing? Guess I never noticed. Although Johnny Walker did last time shiiiiiit

    • @hypekiller5924
      @hypekiller5924 4 года назад +5

      @@dmagz0121 that says nothing.

    • @hypekiller5924
      @hypekiller5924 4 года назад +9

      @@dmagz0121 Cruz beat TJ. Cody beat Cruz. TJ beat cody. The mma math is always flawed.

    • @KD-vq2wt
      @KD-vq2wt 4 года назад +6

      @@dmagz0121 Scraped??? Did you even watch the fight? ... moron

    • @qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232
      @qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232 4 года назад

      @@dmagz0121
      You have a VERY low IQ. So sad.

  • @nguyhung
    @nguyhung 4 года назад +14

    usman''s barber: my job is the hardest

  • @steelersgoingfor7in2024
    @steelersgoingfor7in2024 4 года назад +108

    I kinda respect Colby's game man. Dude won me over with that style of fighting...Damn it..

    • @jamoses149
      @jamoses149 4 года назад +6

      SteelersGoingFor 7 he has nice fighting game but it gets annoying how he always tries to do something big or say something dumb like Conor

    • @steelersgoingfor7in2024
      @steelersgoingfor7in2024 4 года назад +7

      @@jamoses149 I know. But as just a fight fan, not a personality contest, dude is a nonstop aggressor.

    • @steelersgoingfor7in2024
      @steelersgoingfor7in2024 4 года назад

      @Joel T a little. But not as much. Most of the Tyron fight he laid on him not advancing punching him in the ribs.

    • @youtubeconnollyfamily
      @youtubeconnollyfamily 4 года назад

      Moses Navarrette I don’t think it’s dumb I think it’s awesome

    • @youtubeconnollyfamily
      @youtubeconnollyfamily 4 года назад

      Colby cracks me up he is a fucking riot and he backs up his shit talking every time to

  • @KE-nx2xg
    @KE-nx2xg 4 года назад +42

    Max's team throwing his wrestling coach into the ice bath though 😭😭😭😭

  • @dylanwean7483
    @dylanwean7483 4 года назад +33

    Joe “Colby is actually a really nice guy” Rogan

  • @zenbear4149
    @zenbear4149 4 года назад +55

    After watching Colby interview with Candace Owens, I'm all in. I think he's gonna have a tough night, but I hope he takes it. Because its true - no non-Nigerian truly cares about Marty Snoozeman.

    • @paulmaster812
      @paulmaster812 4 года назад +6

      Yes I do, I'm a big fan and have never been in Nigeria. Your Colby is just a character on camera...

    • @PYMGUS
      @PYMGUS 4 года назад +6

      Paul Master I don’t care for usman

    • @dmagz0121
      @dmagz0121 4 года назад

      Colbys shit

    • @timw4432
      @timw4432 4 года назад +5

      As much as Colby's heel persona can be annoying, Marty's as interesting as watching paint dry. Guy had a charisma bypass

    • @dmagz0121
      @dmagz0121 4 года назад

      @@timw4432 at least the guy don't have to pay for pussy.

  • @alberg7716
    @alberg7716 4 года назад +38

    1:30 Barber hooks up Marty with a pre-fight “Yamaka Fade”

  • @shaggy14
    @shaggy14 4 года назад +12

    Usman: "This has been my only cup for my whole UFC career"
    Everyone else: "That's foooking disgusting"

    • @Justin_Reed
      @Justin_Reed 4 года назад +1

      1) It's called soap and water and 2) I'm sold where can I buy this everlasting cup. He should totally be sponsored by them.

    • @termitered
      @termitered 4 года назад

      Holloway does the same

  • @xxnf99987
    @xxnf99987 4 года назад +231

    Not even 2 minutes in and Usman getting a hair cut on embedded. Looks like we gonna have a new champ, bet on Colby winning.

    • @Rocatagliata25
      @Rocatagliata25 4 года назад +3

      Tell that crap to Cejudo, GSP and fucking Jon Jones.

    • @turkandazerbrothersforever8305
      @turkandazerbrothersforever8305 4 года назад

      @FOM FamilyOverMoney Nigeria Power!!!!

    • @SKY_FATH3R
      @SKY_FATH3R 4 года назад +3

      Lucas Torreon colby is going to destroy kamaru😂😂 colby is the best welterweight on the planet. would love to see jorge fight colby so his hype train can end as well

    • @AlessandroA10
      @AlessandroA10 4 года назад

      JustGillz put something on you dope.. Colby is a bitch like you are..

    • @Ryan-mv2hx
      @Ryan-mv2hx 4 года назад

      where can i bet. please tell me any site