You Are A Fish

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @MinuteEarth
    @MinuteEarth  5 лет назад +326

    After 5 years, MinuteLabs is back online and excited to share the Tree of Life Explorer, our app for exploring the evolutionary relationships between species! Check it out here: labs.minutelabs.io/Tree-of-Life-Explorer/

    • @novastar3990
      @novastar3990 5 лет назад +1

      Jasper is a nice name.

    • @jiehanaldicho3710
      @jiehanaldicho3710 5 лет назад +1

      Finally!

    • @hrzee1141
      @hrzee1141 5 лет назад +2

      I'm no fish, im human!im human you fool,don't assume my race.

    • @sustmi
      @sustmi 5 лет назад +2

      Wow, thank you for this! I was looking for such overview of Tree of Life for a long time.

    • @levtrotsky3198
      @levtrotsky3198 5 лет назад

      Қазақша сөйлеш далбаёб

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo 5 лет назад +3180

    Small brain: whales are fish because they look like fish
    regular brain: whales aren't fish, because they produce milk
    big brain: Whales are mammals because they evolved from a mammalian ancestor
    Galaxy Brain: Whales were fish the whole time

    • @alpaca4404
      @alpaca4404 5 лет назад +196

      Tierzoo??? who let you out of your editing closet???

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 лет назад +58

      TierZoo
      Panel 5: Everything was LUCA The Whole time

    • @SgtSupaman
      @SgtSupaman 5 лет назад +58

      Clearly the small brain is being underestimated. Occam's Razor wins again!

    • @TheOtherNeutrino
      @TheOtherNeutrino 5 лет назад +8

      I'll be checking the subreddit for this.

    • @marcoseduardocastro781
      @marcoseduardocastro781 5 лет назад +14

      Universe Brain:Whales,Humans and every mammal are fish

  • @seraph_77
    @seraph_77 5 лет назад +2024

    "Of course you don't live in water, nor do you have gils or fins" What a bold assumption, MinuteEarth

    • @W1ldSm1le
      @W1ldSm1le 5 лет назад +78

      #notallhumanshavelungs

    • @gfuke
      @gfuke 5 лет назад +32

      'Sweet Home Alabama' plays in background

    • @Icewind007
      @Icewind007 5 лет назад +29

      Woah there, Deep Ones are not ready to take over yet.

    • @benjaminkwhiskey
      @benjaminkwhiskey 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah, haven't they seen Shape of Water?

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 5 лет назад +5

      Can't believe the Shape of Water is 2 years old already and we're still making assumptions about the biological breathing mechanisms of people.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 лет назад +784

    Does this explain why I can swim on land

  • @shdjakmdwoejdhakanssidjdjd7083
    @shdjakmdwoejdhakanssidjdjd7083 5 лет назад +556

    people in 1900: in the future we will have flying cars and advanced technology.
    2019: we are a fish.

    • @bluesky_cupy5158
      @bluesky_cupy5158 5 лет назад +8

      So original

    • @mceggalds5853
      @mceggalds5853 5 лет назад +6

      *You Dare Oppose me mortal?* bruh it's true, we evolved from fish lmao

    • @pinstripe4254
      @pinstripe4254 5 лет назад +8

      If you think about it we do have advanced technology. Like if someone from the 1950s saw what we have they would be amazed.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 года назад +6

      Hello. I am fish.

    • @retf8977
      @retf8977 4 года назад +2

      @@mceggalds5853 Your opinion.

  • @SnazzyBeatle
    @SnazzyBeatle 5 лет назад +412

    Did anyone else notice that the fish is a Magikarp?

  • @binnsy6879
    @binnsy6879 5 лет назад +388

    I'll use cladistics to make everyone a fish!
    And when everyone's a fish... *chuckles*
    No one will be...

    • @quoriwhitley
      @quoriwhitley 5 лет назад +12

      Jewbacca 67 I don’t know you but you sir have made my day, thank you 🙏🏾

    • @achanwahn
      @achanwahn 5 лет назад +14

      That's a throwback

    • @米空軍パイロット
      @米空軍パイロット 5 лет назад +4

      *Sobs in background*

    • @kns7717
      @kns7717 5 лет назад +3

      Coproliteposting will slowly but surely take over the internet

    • @kolafloro
      @kolafloro 5 лет назад +1

      Wait...

  • @psychtank8681
    @psychtank8681 5 лет назад +409

    Me: Opens youtube
    Recommendation: You're a fish
    Me: closes youtube

  • @rimanb
    @rimanb 5 лет назад +234

    Welcome to the "Having a spine" club

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 5 лет назад +12

      Yes! Spine clade (AKA Sub-phylum Vertebrata) is a much better name.

    • @heyitzrane3025
      @heyitzrane3025 5 лет назад +7

      the vertebrates club

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 3 года назад

      i prefer monke club

    • @Jensenrobinb
      @Jensenrobinb 2 года назад

      Spine club

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 8 дней назад

      And go down a little bit to get the Jaws Club

  • @cherryskies1347
    @cherryskies1347 5 лет назад +212

    Introduction 101 -
    ‘Hi I’m Jasper and Your a fish”
    Hahaha this is great

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 4 года назад +33

    I spent a hole day classifying the whole tree of Animalia to the uneven levels I was interested to (depending on clades) for a project. I wrote a Python script to help me with that: I write the name of a clade and all its divisions, then I repeat for each one of those I wanted. From worms to mussels, from shrimps to lions, from spiders to primates, I got a total of 275 entries all organised in a branch up to the 15th level of cladistic division.
    The next day, I discover _"Tree of life explorer"..._

  • @bongobliss5795
    @bongobliss5795 5 лет назад +368

    So Im Aquaman?
    Edit: Aquamen
    Edit 2 :Aquasapians
    Edit 3:Aquamammal
    Edit 4:Homo sapiens aquaticus

  • @fallinghourglass5324
    @fallinghourglass5324 5 лет назад +235

    Minute Earth: You're a fish.
    Me: No you.

  • @AshArAis
    @AshArAis 5 лет назад +196

    When I realised we were reverse submarines, carrying our water with us to get on land, that made me think of scuba diving as a strange doubled scenario.

    • @nateorious7085
      @nateorious7085 4 года назад +18

      water carrying a body that carries water, that carries body parts, which also carry water, which carry smaller body parts, which also carry water, which carries singular cell organisms, which also carry water, which carries singular atoms.

    • @tawagb1880
      @tawagb1880 4 года назад +6

      @@nateorious7085 Hi I'm Tawagb and you are a fish

    • @chrisb.7787
      @chrisb.7787 3 года назад +14

      You mean to tell me all land animals are just fish that figured out how to breath air and store water so they didn't die of dehydration.

    • @joannejo37
      @joannejo37 3 года назад +4

      @@chrisb.7787 yes, yes he/she did

    • @michaelstephenvargas8821
      @michaelstephenvargas8821 2 года назад +1

      Wrong, even fish drinks water and has BLOOD.

  • @ShimmerTheKintopian
    @ShimmerTheKintopian 5 лет назад +28

    this makes me happy
    fish translation: *opens mouth slowly and then closes it slowly around 30 times*

  • @sarojbala1239
    @sarojbala1239 5 лет назад +79

    Now thats something fishy about who I really am.

  • @beegir2002
    @beegir2002 5 лет назад +380

    Nobody:
    JK Rowling: All wizards were fish the entire time.

  • @TheLK641
    @TheLK641 5 лет назад +208

    Minute Earth : "Maybe you should go around telling people that you're a fish"
    Scallies and furries : We already do that.
    Minute Earth : "And when people give you confused looks..."
    Scallies and furries : Yes they tend to do that don't they ?

    • @meanncat3050
      @meanncat3050 5 лет назад +10

      That's otherkin that think they're animals.

    • @AwesomeYena
      @AwesomeYena 5 лет назад +11

      Um humans already count as an animal!

    • @ChepFrosty
      @ChepFrosty 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahahahaha

    • @whosdr
      @whosdr 5 лет назад

      Oh so they ever. But most people are just curious. :3

  • @Shadow81989
    @Shadow81989 5 лет назад +46

    In German it's even linguistically correct to (literally translated) say "whale fish" for whale, because they were named before we knew they're mammals.
    Nowadays most people stick to "whale" without adding "fish", but in older texts (and that means only about 50 years old!) the expression "whale fish" can still be found regularly.

    • @whatshisnamegain1
      @whatshisnamegain1 5 лет назад +2

      Or in SpongeBob, as in Walfischdreck 😅😉

    • @tranquoccuong890-its-orge
      @tranquoccuong890-its-orge 10 месяцев назад +1

      i figure a lot of languages do the same
      in vietnamese, we call whale "cá voi", and each individual element of the word: "cá" means "fish" & "voi" means "elephant" (cuz they are both big and we dont have a specific word for the concept of a [whale] before we had the concept of elephant)

  • @what3374
    @what3374 5 лет назад +33

    nobody:
    not a single soul:
    minute earth: yOu ArE a FiSh

  • @DeconvertedMan
    @DeconvertedMan 5 лет назад +69

    how did magikarp get in there? :D

    • @andynz7
      @andynz7 4 года назад +3

      It evolved!

    • @jillwoodral3518
      @jillwoodral3518 3 года назад

      Because magicarp got kicked out of pokemon for being to weak and was hired from minuteearth!

  • @Doc_Fartens
    @Doc_Fartens 5 лет назад +63

    0:35, nice work including Magikarp.

    • @AnuragYadav-rs6it
      @AnuragYadav-rs6it 5 лет назад

      Actually they include Pokémon in many of their videos. And don't forget about the puns!

    • @NickRickTheOnionling
      @NickRickTheOnionling 5 лет назад

      @@AnuragYadav-rs6it They include not only pokemon but also many other gaming and movie references.

    • @fahoodie1852
      @fahoodie1852 5 лет назад

      Ryan that’s a cyprinus carpio you fuckwit

  • @renragged
    @renragged 5 лет назад +59

    "I'm a fish"
    "Huh?"
    "Well, I'm closer to a fish than a shark..."

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 3 года назад +5

      closer to a goldfish* than a shark

  • @Mike_L.
    @Mike_L. 5 лет назад +80

    And thus "There's No Such Thing As A Fish" (a really good fun-fact podcast by the people at QI).

  • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
    @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 5 лет назад +12

    0:37
    I see that Magikarp there. Don't think you can hide it.

  • @viril9821
    @viril9821 5 лет назад +24

    Minute Earth: You are a fish
    Me: Do I really smell?

    • @eldankdoge
      @eldankdoge 3 года назад +1

      Hooba dooba if you don't take a shower everyday

  • @Abhinandan_Bang
    @Abhinandan_Bang 5 лет назад +86

    This sounds *(drum roll)* Fishy.

  • @UCreations
    @UCreations 5 лет назад +88

    Great! This app is exactly what I was looking for since a while. Thanks!

    • @UnPuntoCircular
      @UnPuntoCircular 5 лет назад +2

      Would be great to know how other people use this. And remember you can leave feedback and request features!

    • @Altorin
      @Altorin 5 лет назад +1

      It kind of makes me sad aronra had nothing to do with it considering it basically is his life's work

    • @thethegreenmachine
      @thethegreenmachine 5 лет назад

      @@UnPuntoCircular
      I couldn't find a feedback button. Where is it?

    • @hypoaktivnaovca
      @hypoaktivnaovca 5 лет назад +1

      @@Altorin This also barely scratches the surface of Aron's work though, he wants every species we know of on that thing, with descriptions and links.

    • @UnPuntoCircular
      @UnPuntoCircular 5 лет назад

      @@thethegreenmachine at the bottom of "About this app". That will lead you to github, but if you're not familiar with that, you can leave the feedback on this video or in the MinuteLabs one. Thanks!

  • @pratim4822
    @pratim4822 5 лет назад +7

    Jasper: But there is certainly something fishy about you
    Me: And that’s why I have trust issues

  • @zoebigmac01
    @zoebigmac01 4 года назад +5

    *Huh, that's why I like to flop around on the ground like I'm a dying fish*

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks 5 лет назад +70

    0:35 who else caught that Magikarp reference?

    • @ShingenPizza
      @ShingenPizza 5 лет назад +6

      that's not a Magikarp reference, that is a Magikarp

    • @ShunRan__
      @ShunRan__ 5 лет назад

      Who’s that Pokemon it magikarp :3

    • @gummipenguin1367
      @gummipenguin1367 5 лет назад

      Me

    • @SerDerpish
      @SerDerpish 5 лет назад

      I just thought it was a koi fish 🤔

    • @米空軍パイロット
      @米空軍パイロット 5 лет назад

      @@SerDerpish Koi fish are way longer and don't really have that color scheme or those sharp Gyarados fins.

  • @ThisNameIsVeryClever
    @ThisNameIsVeryClever 5 лет назад +30

    You're late to the party man, Kanye already did a song about this in that South Park episode.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 лет назад +3

      Albeit a gay one, but your point still stands strong.

  • @ilghiz
    @ilghiz 5 лет назад +41

    Swim with the cladistic school of thought. I like the pun 👍

  • @Nour-dq5zt
    @Nour-dq5zt 5 лет назад +8

    No one:
    Not even a single soul:
    Minuteearth: ur a fish

  • @mtndewv
    @mtndewv 5 лет назад +4

    Enjoyed the cats tree so much I expanded the tree to Feliformia. Helped me to learn even more about the feline genus.

  • @RomLoneWolf23
    @RomLoneWolf23 5 лет назад +22

    And somewhere, H.P. Lovecraft is turning in his grave, and it is glorious.

    • @BioniclesaurKing4t2
      @BioniclesaurKing4t2 5 лет назад +3

      "I understood that reference."

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 лет назад +3

      I scrolled down far to find it, but someone made the reference. ...and by turning in his grave we mean having yet another existential-crisis induced panic attack.
      May you rest in the peace of merciful oblivion (if there be so blessed a thing), Lovecraft, you poor, terror-ridden bastard and be free of your many fears.

    • @peasant8246
      @peasant8246 5 лет назад

      Yes, perfect.

  • @Paniekzaaiertje
    @Paniekzaaiertje 5 лет назад +16

    So I’m the only one who noticed that the fish at 0:44 look like Goldeen and Magikarp??

  • @aamirrazak3467
    @aamirrazak3467 5 лет назад +57

    Wait so I’m... Magikarp? Will I become gyarados eventually

    • @TheSdzfr
      @TheSdzfr 5 лет назад +1

      Wait!! So is Machop also a Magikarp? Thus we can see a Magikarp evolving into Machoke or even a Kadabra, but how?

    • @Adam-cq2yo
      @Adam-cq2yo 5 лет назад +2

      Nope. Only cool people will become gyrados.

  • @NikiHerl
    @NikiHerl 5 лет назад +5

    That Tree of Life app is awesome! I was actually looking for something like that a couple of months ago and couldn't find anything!
    Will definitely play around with it soon.

  • @44Hd22
    @44Hd22 9 месяцев назад +1

    If the mirror image was just a fish and not a human like fish it would look so much funnier.

  • @Jhon11rock
    @Jhon11rock 5 лет назад +24

    God damn it MinuteEarth, I didn't need this existential crisis right before my midterms.

  • @soursweaterboy3876
    @soursweaterboy3876 5 лет назад +18

    That’s why I like water so much! That and also the fact that I need it to live

    • @AEther0238
      @AEther0238 5 лет назад +3

      You only need it to live because you're a fish.

  • @holynadahjl
    @holynadahjl 5 лет назад +19

    Creationist: NO I AM NOT A FISH. I came from dirt (or male bones).

    • @noahmiller5072
      @noahmiller5072 5 лет назад +1

      Han Joon Lee I am NOT a fish. Adam was created from dust wherewhich God breathed in the breath of life. We are not DUST, but he made the first man out of dust.

    • @WomanSlayer69420
      @WomanSlayer69420 5 лет назад +1

      @@noahmiller5072 you still came from dust
      also why is there still dust if humans came from dust?

    • @AllosaurusJP3
      @AllosaurusJP3 5 лет назад

      @Cross Van Dust exactly😂

    • @scythal
      @scythal Год назад

      @@WomanSlayer69420 Be right back, I'm making my OWN HUMAN with dust!

  • @yeetusmann1796
    @yeetusmann1796 3 года назад +5

    Me, a Blue Girdled Angelfish: of course I am

  • @IreneRoxanne666
    @IreneRoxanne666 5 лет назад +2

    I actually knew this. I want to become a paleontologist when I get older, so I often watch videos about evolution, and once I came across a video that was about human evolution, and in that video was shown every single known acestor of Homo Sapiens Sapiens, including the earliest ancestor known, wich was actually a fish from the Paleozoic era!

  • @jwbrushpl
    @jwbrushpl 5 лет назад +4

    Nein Shubin's "Your inner fish" - fantastic book!

  • @RachidLAKHDAR-b6u
    @RachidLAKHDAR-b6u 5 лет назад +18

    Every human is a fish ?
    You know what that means !
    MinuteEarth is a fish too !!!!

  • @SlenderTroll
    @SlenderTroll 5 лет назад +5

    There are still some evolutionary similarities we have in common with fully aquatic fish that we would normally only associate with aquatic fish. For one, we retain three of our gill arches that have evolved to be used as the auditory bones within our ears. Go further up the evolutionary tree and you’ll find your (as well as all other jawed vertebrates) mandibular component of the jaw as being a derived gill arch as well, which is still found in agnathan fish like lampreys for instance.

  • @ghehfi
    @ghehfi Год назад +4

    Another way to explain it, in a way I find more confincing, is :
    - Technically, mammals are reptiles, just weird ones
    - Technically, reptiles are amphibians, just weird ones
    - Technically, amphibians are fishes, just weird ones
    So, mammals are just really really weird fishes, but still fishes

    • @Why79-dx4rf
      @Why79-dx4rf 3 месяца назад

      All of the living reptiles(crocodilians, birds, turtles, rhynchocephalians, and lizards including snakes) form a perfectly valid monophyletic clade without including mammals. All of the living amphibians(frogs, salamanders, and caecilians) also form a perfectly valid clade without including the amniotes(mammals and reptiles). As such, while mammals must be fish in order for the grouping to be valid, mammals do not have to be reptiles or amphibians.

  • @christosgiannopoulos828
    @christosgiannopoulos828 4 года назад +6

    I'm just here for the reference to "The Shadow Over Insmouth" in the comments

  • @joylynnlim7630
    @joylynnlim7630 5 лет назад +8

    love how easy this video is to understand. it explains science so well.

    • @vanivanov9571
      @vanivanov9571 5 лет назад +1

      This isn't science. Science requires observation, making a theory, then testing it. ....Evolution was never tested successfully. Every single genetic experiment, you just get different strains of the same creature, be it mice, or cattle, or plants, or e-coli. The Miller Urey experiment produced life-destroying tar, and proved that you could not force amino acids to bind, much less to form a structure more complex than the computer you are using right now.

    • @joylynnlim7630
      @joylynnlim7630 5 лет назад

      okay please don't get to offended or angry and if you are I would like to apologise. I just wanted to express how this channel has helped me understand so much more about who we are and the things around us. But thank you for explaining and taking your time to reply. 😃@@vanivanov9571

  • @addsacid4820
    @addsacid4820 5 лет назад +3

    me: you're a fish.
    friend: yes i am.
    me: so you are?
    friend: you are 2!
    me: how-
    friend: minute earth.
    thats how im here hi hello

  • @JS-pk8gv
    @JS-pk8gv 5 лет назад +4

    I already knew we were more related to Ray finned fish than cartilaginous fish

  • @pokedev8215
    @pokedev8215 Год назад +1

    "We are closer to a goldfish to a fish..."
    The infraphylum that we are all in: Infraphylum: Gnathostoma (jawed vertebrates)
    The class that sharks are in: Class: Chondricthyes (cartilaginous fishes (rays, chimaeras, etc.))
    The superclass that we and goldfish are in: Superclass: Osteichthyes (bony fish)
    The class that goldfishes are in: Class: Actinopterygii (ray-finned fish (eels, salmon, pufferfish, and many more!))
    The class that we, humans are in a cladistic sense: Class: Sarcopterygii (lobed-finned fish (coelacanths, lungfish, and tetrapods (including humans!)))
    The class that we are in: Class: Mammalia (mammals)

  • @emberthewolf1297
    @emberthewolf1297 5 лет назад +11

    "I'm Jasper, and you are a fish"
    *DYING*

  • @darknitte
    @darknitte 5 лет назад +7

    Fish?
    In my clade?
    It's more likely than you think

  • @atypicalscholar109
    @atypicalscholar109 5 лет назад +6

    Have you guys ever heard of the phylogeny explorer project?

    • @freyja5800
      @freyja5800 5 лет назад +1

      I see, I am not the only one who knows Aron Ra

  • @greylistIGuess
    @greylistIGuess 5 лет назад +12

    So what makes fish a fish?
    Hi Vsause Miachel here.
    So fish aslo known as a weird gliding hand thing is a tipe of animal that goes "flying" in the water. But we all know that.
    But the question is...
    What makes fish a fish?
    Well the anser is preaty simple.
    *FISH*

    • @Adam-cq2yo
      @Adam-cq2yo 5 лет назад

      You should've just left it after "Hi, Vsauce, Michael here."
      Please take English classes.

    • @greylistIGuess
      @greylistIGuess 5 лет назад

      @@Adam-cq2yo ok

    • @Flexy59
      @Flexy59 5 лет назад

      @@Adam-cq2yo I . . . am a fish.
      .
      .
      .
      .
      *o r a m i*

    • @deborroni
      @deborroni 5 лет назад +1

      @@greylistIGuess
      Yeah, and I don't want to be that person, but this is for the better of the community: He actually says " *hey* Vsauce, Michael here" and not "hi, Vsauce..."

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 5 лет назад

      Fucking
      Idiotic
      Shit
      Head

  • @khalidbinwalid1566
    @khalidbinwalid1566 4 года назад +2

    I ❤ you, MinuteEarth! And thanks for the awesome app!

  • @azuredrago001
    @azuredrago001 3 года назад +2

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You are a fish
    And I am too

  • @makouras
    @makouras 5 лет назад +7

    Pretty much all life on Earth is interconnected and we are gifted with the intelligence to realize it.
    But we waste that intelligence on nation-states, tribalism and ethnocentrism.

    • @novameowww
      @novameowww 5 лет назад +1

      ...So are you gonna do something about it, then?

    • @SamSung-jq4ho
      @SamSung-jq4ho 3 года назад

      This comment on a video about clade-centrism.

  • @GAZAMAN93X
    @GAZAMAN93X 5 лет назад +63

    *"EVOLUTION ISN'T REAL!"* -says my Flat Earth Uncle.

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 5 лет назад +4

      He knows! There's definitely something fishy going on!

    • @Sirenhound
      @Sirenhound 5 лет назад +13

      You have uncles from other planets? and if you don't mind my asking, what flattened him?

    • @GAZAMAN93X
      @GAZAMAN93X 5 лет назад +2

      @MLGALEKS lol 😂

    • @raph009
      @raph009 5 лет назад +1

      Your uncle might be interested in that video about how it's been proven that the Moon is actually made of cheese.

    • @DemonZest
      @DemonZest 5 лет назад +9

      I prefer my earth with curves ;)

  • @Azrage
    @Azrage 5 лет назад +3

    Heck yeah, always wanted to be able to breath underwater.
    No wait, this is a technicality like how birds are dinosaurs.

    • @amphioxusanniversary
      @amphioxusanniversary 4 года назад

      Fun fact! Not all fishes can breathe in water! And this isn't a technicality, either - lungfishes* are obligate air breathers and can actually drown if they're unable to access air in time
      *Specifically lungfish of the order Lepidosireniformes. The Australian lungfish, on the other hand, can breathe in both water and air.

  • @og.shadefur
    @og.shadefur 3 года назад +1

    Don't think I don't notice every magikarp you try to disguise as a fish on your videos

  • @andy4an
    @andy4an 5 лет назад +1

    i just burned a couple hours exploring that tree, what a phenomenal tool!

  • @burntsalad6423
    @burntsalad6423 5 лет назад +5

    Just realized that fish was a magicarp

  • @NetAndyCz
    @NetAndyCz 5 лет назад +9

    The paraphyletic (non-monopyletic) grouping is hardly ever useful, it may work for one feature but when you take the less obvious stuff in the account, the monophyletic grouping makes always much more sense.

  • @ArchFundy
    @ArchFundy 5 лет назад +4

    Wow...glad our branch crawled out of the water. Gilled fish would have trouble keeping a joint lit.

  • @elisa5559
    @elisa5559 5 лет назад +2

    **pushes plate of sushi away**
    cannibalism isn't for me

  • @Xomsabre
    @Xomsabre 5 лет назад +4

    "My mother is a fish."
    - Vardaman Bundren

  • @dinosaurscool8913
    @dinosaurscool8913 5 лет назад +6

    0:43 is that magic karp from Pokémon

  • @Yourolderbubba
    @Yourolderbubba 5 лет назад +5

    *Looks at suggestions*
    "YOU ARE A FISH"

  • @Snoborder95
    @Snoborder95 5 лет назад +4

    I appreciate the Pokemon Easter egg 😊 thanks

  • @onebowlofRicey
    @onebowlofRicey 3 года назад +1

    Evolution. People in my classroom told me we evolved from uh... monkeys. Thanks MinuteEarth for telling me this.

    • @crkcrk702
      @crkcrk702 3 года назад

      Thats true lel

    • @kemcolian2001
      @kemcolian2001 Год назад

      well, you didnt evolve _from_ monkeys, you AND monkeys evolved from a common ancestor.

    • @onebowlofRicey
      @onebowlofRicey Год назад

      @@kemcolian2001 i see now

  • @SleepingGroke
    @SleepingGroke 5 лет назад +1

    At first I wanted to find out your reasoning.
    Then right after clicking the video, I remember evolution

  • @TheScienceBiome
    @TheScienceBiome 5 лет назад +5

    *Reads the title*
    Me- *Oh the horror!*

  • @alexndr229
    @alexndr229 5 лет назад +6

    *The video is 11 days too early...*

  • @hunteralexander6251
    @hunteralexander6251 5 лет назад +4

    Paraphyletic groups, same thing with reptiles and birds

  • @korekiyoshinguji666
    @korekiyoshinguji666 5 лет назад +2

    0:45 Glodeen, Magicarp is that you?

  • @hi.241
    @hi.241 4 года назад +2

    O no they figerd it out!!! We must go back to water so they won't catch us!
    Fish: but they will also eat you
    Idk they will never know!

  • @patchyfish1
    @patchyfish1 5 лет назад +4

    Did you know that your jaw makes up the same bones in a gill plate?

  • @TheGFeather
    @TheGFeather 5 лет назад +6

    But we all know there's no such thing as a fish. James, Andy, Dan and Anna have thoroughly established this premise.

  • @MidoriyamaRArekusu
    @MidoriyamaRArekusu 5 лет назад +4

    So Arnold J Rimmer was correct during his exam... good to know.

  • @Treesia
    @Treesia 5 лет назад +1

    Why do I think this is better than my science class

  • @lordinvispy
    @lordinvispy 5 лет назад +1

    Nobody:
    Life Noggin: Hey did you know you were a fish
    Nobody: ... ok

    • @person6215
      @person6215 4 года назад

      This not life noggin

  • @tibby386
    @tibby386 5 лет назад +7

    Well I AM a pisces, so... makes sense.

    • @tibby386
      @tibby386 5 лет назад +1

      Also, you all clearly missed my birthday so please reply "Happy Birthday" below :)

    • @MinuteEarth
      @MinuteEarth  5 лет назад +3

      @@tibby386 Happy Birthday!

    • @UnPuntoCircular
      @UnPuntoCircular 5 лет назад

      Happy Birthday! :D

    • @guesswhohaha842
      @guesswhohaha842 5 лет назад

      @@tibby386 same I'm pisces too hpd btw

    • @RowanB6
      @RowanB6 5 лет назад

      So you're TWO fish

  • @KazimirQ7G
    @KazimirQ7G 5 лет назад +12

    That's akward. I definitely don't know anyone who would say sharks are fish in Portuguese.
    Video wasn't making sense for me, but TIL how English speakers treat them.

    • @UnPuntoCircular
      @UnPuntoCircular 5 лет назад +5

      In English, sharks are part of the cartilaginous fish clade. What is the name of that clade in Portuguese?

    • @KazimirQ7G
      @KazimirQ7G 5 лет назад

      @@UnPuntoCircular Speaking about technical terms, I do believe this clade is called "peixe" which means fish. There's an article about it in a pop magazine¹, although it's hard to pin-point scientific publication or relevant literature. Perhaps it could be easier if I were involed in this field of knowledge.
      I'm relatively educated, so I'm not example of general public, as only 15% of population have a degree².
      My point was about the statements at 1:49. I was going with this clade thing, but then he gave an example like "let's pick two animals we currently call fish" which implies what general public consider as fish, and my reaction was like "WTF? Nobody thinks sharks are fish!"
      But then I began wondering why he said that. I don't believe narrator made a mistake, I was penchant for some translation and cultural differences as cause of this curious way of thinking.
      *Sources:*
      1 super.abril.com.br/ciencia/peixes-nao-existem-diz-toda-uma-classe-de-cientistas-e-faz-sentido/
      2 agenciadenoticias.ibge.gov.br/agencia-noticias/2012-agencia-de-noticias/noticias/21255-analfabetismo-cai-em-2017-mas-segue-acima-da-meta-para-2015

    • @米空軍パイロット
      @米空軍パイロット 5 лет назад +2

      @@KazimirQ7G Ahh. So it's the same word as Pisces.

    • @TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox
      @TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox 5 лет назад +2

      Same for me. I just learned that I'm a fish in English but I'm still not a fish in my mother tongue, which is Czech, 'cause sharks aren't ever considered fish. Fish are "ryby" and sharks are considered "paryby" (chondrichthyes in English, well, more like Latin...) - could be translated as something like "falsefish".

    • @米空軍パイロット
      @米空軍パイロット 5 лет назад

      @@TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox But you aren't part of the shark branch. You're part of the fish branch.

  • @hemicylim
    @hemicylim 5 лет назад +3

    can u make a video about forest fire ^_____^ plz its actually good

  • @Skystarry75
    @Skystarry75 2 года назад +1

    Another funny thing with Cladistics- Birds are reptiles. Crocodiles are closer related to birds than to lizards and snakes!
    Basically-
    Fish->Tetrapods-> Reptiles-> Birds
    So all birds are both Reptiles and Fish according to cladistics!

  • @TheAkashicTraveller
    @TheAkashicTraveller 5 лет назад +1

    "You may have noticed that some of the evolutionary trees in this video where created by an app"
    Here it comes, the sponsor! Time to search for the next video.
    "we actually built that app!"
    Well that's new.

  • @spacebaro____o5985
    @spacebaro____o5985 5 лет назад +8

    Wait you know the vid of eating babys, and they say fish eat there young,
    OOF

  • @sagarshrestha5800
    @sagarshrestha5800 5 лет назад +4

    Oh no! I killed my closely related cousin fish..

  • @gyinagal
    @gyinagal 5 лет назад +5

    Alright bucko, there is no way you’re gonna convince me I’m a fish.
    EDIT: I’m a fish

  • @tertmemelur1880
    @tertmemelur1880 4 года назад

    Did anyone else got their attention tingled by the fact that this miniature makes an awesome Shadow Over Innsmouth reference ?

  • @hambonej
    @hambonej 3 года назад +2

    Reject Monke, Return to Fish

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 5 лет назад +4

    Interesting video, but I'm gonna go with: yeah um no! lol

    • @GoldSrc_
      @GoldSrc_ 5 лет назад

      Human embryos do have gills :P
      You may not like it but without fish, humans and other vertebrates wouldn't exist.

  • @jbpanganiban5352
    @jbpanganiban5352 5 лет назад +5

    FIN
    WILL BE
    LEG
    Amphibious fish plans to dominate land,~375mil years ago

  • @santabaus4425
    @santabaus4425 5 лет назад +3

    i use fish as an insult for my young sister. so i was accurate all the time?

  • @forsaturn4629
    @forsaturn4629 5 лет назад +1

    MinuteEarth: You are a Fish
    Me: **snorts water**
    Me: what the -fuck- *_frick_*

  • @TJ-hg6op
    @TJ-hg6op 5 лет назад +2

    I’m a fish, but I have skin, no scales, gills, I look nothing like a fish and have no qualities of a fish.
    But I’m a fish.