Ellen's monologue about nothing

"i don't have anything to talk about"

[@marea0203]

this is the funniest monologue yet.

[@Jeffieboi]

"you know, I just ran into Kathy and she had nothing to say"

[@savingthepeace]

"What about croutons huh?"
Ahhaha amazing.

[@yuyu776]

dammit i have a blister on my lip and i hurts to smile but i cant help it because ellen is sooo fdunny

[@AtlasBlizzard]

This sounds like Ellen's old standup. So random and so hilarious.

[@alayzhatoston267]

SethBlizzard was good

[@alayzhatoston267]

What kind of people should be ellen

[@AlexParksFan]

only ellen can talk 2 min & 11 seconds bout nothing :-D

[@xxannalisa]

AA SO FUNNY!!

[@steviewonderyrs]

anyone have the primere week from 2003 the FULL shows!!!! if u do plz upload them!!!!!

[@theLordpaRri]

lmao!!

[@16dutch]

hahaha, hilarious

[@GhostWhisperer900]

theres only 2 people i can listen 2 talk about nothing thats Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ellen!

[@LifeWithRhiannon]

If you think about it she does have something to talk about and it's about talking about nothing. so she does have something to talk about

[@31012601]

Kathy is her gf who passed away in a car accident when she was about 18/19?

[@redemptionex]

she said "i dont have anything to talk about". she ended up talking up a monologue all about nothing to talk about! lol!!

[@hoopytwopy3091]

Kathy Perkoff was Ellen's girlfriend when she was 21 & Kathy was 23. Kathy was killed in a car accident

[@BeeKee404]

i dont mean to disrespect her cause i love ellen but does she sound a little drunk here at all? she just seems a little out of it by the sound of her voice

[@toysoldierivana]

only ellen makes nothing seem so whats the word FUNNY!!!

[@marti828]

ellen can only make nothing hilarious that ever!