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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @IB_KIT
    @IB_KIT 4 года назад +3878

    Surtr and her medic harem: "this is fine"

  • @KuroiShiAnimu
    @KuroiShiAnimu 3 года назад +1338

    "If your entire team is medics you won't do any damage"
    Surtr: I am the team

  • @straypaper
    @straypaper 4 года назад +3971

    HG: "Surtr's S3 is meant to be used like Amiya where she retreats after the skill is done."
    Medics: "No."

    • @muhammadnaseem720
      @muhammadnaseem720 4 года назад +300

      Arknights content creators: Observe!

    • @Specialshark
      @Specialshark 4 года назад +159

      Players: *oh i don't think so*

    • @Pendejalto05
      @Pendejalto05 4 года назад +99

      They fucked up at “like”

    • @simonepazsimon7219
      @simonepazsimon7219 3 года назад +97

      They could have also made this to Amiya BUT NO! SHE AUTO-RETREATS!

    • @saharudin3159
      @saharudin3159 3 года назад +17

      Too op for 5 star operator i guess~

  • @somethingsomething367
    @somethingsomething367 4 года назад +1428

    When your patient is so stubborn on dying you had to bring a whole medic team to kept them alive

    • @tiendungle2465
      @tiendungle2465 3 года назад +91

      more like the whole hospital

    • @imsleepy6114
      @imsleepy6114 3 года назад +22

      More like the entire country’s health care

    • @arielusgrey1855
      @arielusgrey1855 3 года назад +23

      All the while she rips apart an entire army alone while all the medics panic in the back

  • @yukichan5281
    @yukichan5281 4 года назад +2614

    Alternative title: *How to trust farm 8 healers*

    • @Croiri
      @Croiri 4 года назад +90

      Hmm, this is a lot more accurate.

    • @gummybear8679
      @gummybear8679 3 года назад +223

      Putting 8 medics to provide treatment for an operator that fights so hard, she needs constant watch from almost all of them so she can just survive and a mountain of IV bags with painkillers per minute in order to actually function.
      I think trust in the doctor would be the last thing that they would gain after his approval in this abomination of an operation.

    • @gamedominatorxennongdm7956
      @gamedominatorxennongdm7956 3 года назад +33

      @@gummybear8679 Hmm, wartime medication.

    • @cristalwaffle4937
      @cristalwaffle4937 3 года назад +5

      There's 2 defender but, I mean you're not wrong..

    • @MonCalypso
      @MonCalypso 3 года назад +17

      @@cristalwaffle4937 Nah, heavily armored medic is the right term, probably

  • @caramelcake9771
    @caramelcake9771 3 года назад +2866

    I can just imagine every operator like:
    Surtr: F**K F**K IT HURTS F**K F**K
    Ptilopsis: HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL
    Saria: SH*T SH*T SH*T
    Nightingale: DON’T DIE PLEASE DON’T DIE

  • @DarrionDeeVee
    @DarrionDeeVee 4 года назад +916

    When there's peace on the battlefield, it's when you care about one unit so much that the whole hospital just arrives to keep them living.

  • @maikka4975
    @maikka4975 4 года назад +2965

    Oh my god EIGHT healers just for a single broken operator

    • @LeinRa-Reaction
      @LeinRa-Reaction 4 года назад +846

      us: "we want broken operator!"
      HG: "here's surtr, she's literally breaking apart when using her s3"
      us: "wait, no"

    • @thebigrere
      @thebigrere 4 года назад +311

      We could add lancet-2 and make it NINE healers

    • @Izaiyusa
      @Izaiyusa 4 года назад +171

      @@thebigrere i think silence is good because her medic aspd buff

    • @nacl4988
      @nacl4988 4 года назад +219

      Do the maths
      At E2 90, Surtr has 3000 HP approx,
      with her S3, Its +5000 for a total of 8K hp
      She drains upto 20% of her HP per second (Starting lower, Then ramping UPTO 20%)
      20% of 8K is about 1.6k HP per second lost...

    • @randoscience4756
      @randoscience4756 4 года назад +36

      But sure she's too broken to carry damage in this stage alone

  • @ceramiccasserole5795
    @ceramiccasserole5795 4 года назад +880

    Doctor: 'Just how many healers do you need?!'
    Surtr: 'I don't know, how many breads have you eaten in your life?'

  • @dedpenguin
    @dedpenguin 4 года назад +1422

    Ragnarok fire demon turns waifu who burns everything include herself while everyone else try to keep her alive with happily positive music playing on the background

    • @something.522
      @something.522 3 года назад +1

      That 911 likes lmao

    • @cristalwaffle4937
      @cristalwaffle4937 3 года назад +3

      @Shinidoshi" hey I know that reference "

    • @Monub_8206
      @Monub_8206 2 года назад +2

      Reunion:- You cant defeat us!
      Dokutah:- Oh i know *sigh* But they can
      Surtr and 8 medics:-

  • @RangeAquarius
    @RangeAquarius 4 года назад +926

    Surtr's heath going up and down like Rhodes' stock market

  • @Zecxor
    @Zecxor 3 года назад +331

    Ak : "so this character will die after she use her third skill-"
    Doctor : "no"
    Ak : "wha- what do you mean no? This character will lose health and eventually retreat hersel-"
    Doctor : " no. "

    • @ManusiaKagakRusuh
      @ManusiaKagakRusuh 3 года назад +37

      Dev: This operator will become OP, but the drawback is she's literally dying and will retreat and her hp reach 0,
      Dokutah: Bold of you to assume her hp will ever reach 0,

    • @howwwwwwwwwww
      @howwwwwwwwwww 3 года назад +8

      @@ManusiaKagakRusuh
      CN Enemies: "haha yeah, bold of us to assume she'll reach 0hp"

  • @potato6216
    @potato6216 4 года назад +431

    You know that girl is on fire when even a healing team with saria's S1 is having a hard time keeping you alive

  • @HarmonicVector
    @HarmonicVector 3 года назад +136

    Surtr: *Screaming in pain as she continues to immolate herself using her Arts*
    Medics: "Hopefully this will make the pain go away."
    *Heals her back to full.*

    • @KhangNguyen-qn4bh
      @KhangNguyen-qn4bh Год назад +3

      Doctor: “Don’t give her anesthesia or painkiller, girls~”

  • @elixia6441
    @elixia6441 4 года назад +703

    Ceylon and Breeze at action, nice.

    • @richardshiflett5181
      @richardshiflett5181 4 года назад +88

      breeze passive is amazing with multiple healers in maps full of cc.

    • @huynguyen-rd9kt
      @huynguyen-rd9kt 4 года назад +16

      Actually breeze S1 is pretty op

    • @derpi3438
      @derpi3438 4 года назад +2

      @@huynguyen-rd9kt really?

    • @Wsio.
      @Wsio. 3 года назад +14

      @@derpi3438 yes, +100% atk and -1 target, it focus on keeping tanky ops alive while S2 is like when you just had like 1 healer on the squad

    • @blugubla7392
      @blugubla7392 3 года назад +6

      @@Wsio. Yeah, she's lower in tier for a operator because doesn't like any higher tier that has a support value, Breeze is just there as a Pure healer that focusing all of her strength to heal her patients

  • @Izaiyusa
    @Izaiyusa 4 года назад +271

    Surtr : after i use my s3 i will go home
    Medicnight : sorry but you cant do that

  • @BiscuitsCh
    @BiscuitsCh 4 года назад +1377

    So, we're medicknights now?

  • @NathanDreiNicor
    @NathanDreiNicor 4 года назад +222

    *_"All this. Just to keep her alive?"_*

    • @bryanfortino
      @bryanfortino 4 года назад +16

      Hey I said the same thing as I entered my coma auntie hospital room when visiting her

    • @souptomato2174
      @souptomato2174 4 года назад +2

      Her? Surtr a him or her?

    • @jpyeap4145
      @jpyeap4145 4 года назад +10

      @@souptomato2174 sturtr is a female operator.

  • @마이롤창
    @마이롤창 4 года назад +175

    여기 외국인들은 왜 한국인들이 저 썸네일을 보고 웃는지 모를듯 ㅋㅋ

  • @Reraimreite
    @Reraimreite 4 года назад +78

    아닠ㅋㅋㅋ 이게 뭐야 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    지옥에서 자꾸 멱살끌고 올려보내네 ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 4 года назад +69

    It truly speaks to how powerful Surtr S3 really is when she can solo carry a stage if you can keep her alive.

    • @wheee8888
      @wheee8888 4 года назад +1

      An H-stage at that

  • @eurekaayu9927
    @eurekaayu9927 4 года назад +67

    i was so busy looking at who's healing Surtr i forgot that there even were enemies

  • @einzer5670
    @einzer5670 3 года назад +36

    I just kinda love that the BGM didn't match with what we'd see
    Just imagine, you hearing a calm BGM, but what you see is a chaos

    • @Sintakhra
      @Sintakhra 3 года назад +7

      I like to imagine that it's the music in Surtr's head as she fights.

  • @ManusiaKagakRusuh
    @ManusiaKagakRusuh 3 года назад +39

    "Never gonna give Surtr up, Never gonna let Surtr down, Never gonna run around and desert Surtr"
    - Dokutah and the healers, probably

  • @Min-Taro
    @Min-Taro 4 года назад +72

    "My client attempted to commit suicide and you prevented it."

  • @adoee1616
    @adoee1616 3 года назад +75

    If surtr dead because the healing not enough for her
    Medic be like:"Now what?"

    • @garreonlefay6703
      @garreonlefay6703 3 года назад +4

      this is why you should always have a Gavial just in case

    • @ColetheFlame01
      @ColetheFlame01 3 года назад +8

      its called Saria holds the line for a bit and then they do it again.

  • @el6278
    @el6278 4 года назад +129

    죽음을 기다리는 자 vs 죽게 두지않는 자들의 가슴이 웅장해지는 싸움이였다
    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 저게 뭐야 ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @Tlddak
    @Tlddak 4 года назад +210

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ썸네일 안들어올수가없네

  • @TedezaKanal1
    @TedezaKanal1 4 года назад +101

    Now this is the real "Pharmaeutical Company"

  • @redcobra9588
    @redcobra9588 4 года назад +98

    Instructions unclear accidentally making medicknight gameplay.

    • @DianaProudmoore
      @DianaProudmoore 4 года назад +6

      Well, we're all literally called doctors so this is accurate~

  • @ちくわぼう-q9u
    @ちくわぼう-q9u 4 года назад +52

    己の命を削る技を強制的に発動させ続ける鬼畜

  • @asd97102834
    @asd97102834 4 года назад +129

    심영: 근데 무슨 의사가 이렇게 많아!
    의사: 다른 병원에서 장사 안되어가지고 이리로 왔어요

    • @dashmaster_0
      @dashmaster_0 4 года назад +3

      앜ㅋㅋ

    • @김범진-o8v
      @김범진-o8v 4 года назад +2

      아 이거 어떤심영물에서 본거같은대

    • @asd97102834
      @asd97102834 4 года назад +6

      @@김범진-o8v ruclips.net/video/TRBzSvv5lr4/видео.html

    • @김범진-o8v
      @김범진-o8v 4 года назад +1

      @@asd97102834 ㄱㅅ

    • @정화목-d9q
      @정화목-d9q 4 года назад +2

      이제 돈이 들어오니 살거 같습니다.

  • @croquetteguy
    @croquetteguy 4 года назад +82

    That one dislike must be surtr, because she want to die so hard but you keep heal her

  • @hoyol
    @hoyol 4 года назад +409

    몸을 얼마나 막 쓰면 8명이 한명만 힐 하는데 피 까이는게 더 빠르냐고 ㅋㅋ

    • @방개
      @방개 3 года назад +9

      현대의술로는 못고치는 탈모

  • @gckim5876
    @gckim5876 4 года назад +31

    죽으려는자 vs 막으려는자
    진짜 세계관 최강자들의 대결 아니냐?
    가슴이 웅장하다.

  • @mintbeluga
    @mintbeluga 3 года назад +13

    해묘의 원래 의도: 장애물과 오퍼의 스킬 등등을 다양하게 이용한 아방가르드한 전략클리어
    ???: 수르트 죽지마! 죽지마!

  • @ezystudios749
    @ezystudios749 4 года назад +63

    One random person: Aak is literally spilling his guts out
    Me: Right, and Surtr has 2 severed limbs, all rib bones broken, heart failure, lung cancer, cardiac arrest, seizure, and a long list of random things that need to be treated.

  • @user-bp8xt6oe9g
    @user-bp8xt6oe9g 4 года назад +17

    この動画好きで定期的に見に来る

  • @weaboi1461
    @weaboi1461 4 года назад +30

    S3: Constantly drains hp
    Medicknights: Press X to doubt

  • @torinokositi
    @torinokositi 4 года назад +19

    아니 그런데 저 많은 인원 중 딜링하는 건 사실상 수르트 하난데도 다 죽일수가 있네..OP는 OP다

  • @farelpisya1513
    @farelpisya1513 4 года назад +104

    Sutr: haa explosion go brrr *continuously hp loss
    Medic: CAN YOU STOP DYING FOR 1 SEC?

  • @哀悲傷
    @哀悲傷 4 года назад +92

    Saria : STOP STABBING ME PLZ

    • @Izaiyusa
      @Izaiyusa 4 года назад +29

      Also Saria : my leg BURN

  • @Dinner_Stove
    @Dinner_Stove 4 года назад +19

    이론상 초당 1600의 힐이 들어가야 합니다.
    In theory, it should cost 1600 heals per second.

  • @spectator3272
    @spectator3272 4 года назад +105

    team "don't you dare die on me"

    • @vanthanhto4232
      @vanthanhto4232 4 года назад +24

      Team "You do not have permission to die"

  • @404User-Not-Found
    @404User-Not-Found 4 года назад +56

    I'm somehow both dying of laughter and being pissed that this works

  • @유린더
    @유린더 4 года назад +42

    와 진짜 체력 빠르게 녹네...

  • @baeksahwahansoso1635
    @baeksahwahansoso1635 2 года назад +9

    8명의 힐속도보다 피까이는 속도가 빠른 수르트 당신은 진정ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @jackknight1899
    @jackknight1899 4 года назад +94

    Sutr: “I AM GONNA LIVE FOREVER”

  • @deliveryman_dan
    @deliveryman_dan 2 года назад +4

    Hypergryph: Surtr S3 makes her retreat after a few seconds of skill activation
    The 11 medics on the team: no

  • @nyal3698
    @nyal3698 4 года назад +14

    So how many healers do you need?
    Surtr: *Yes.*

  • @johntitor2058
    @johntitor2058 4 года назад +22

    "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"

  • @grandmagusYGO
    @grandmagusYGO 3 года назад +6

    Surtr:you have to let me go doktah, the accident wasn't your fault

  • @alan0996
    @alan0996 4 года назад +32

    Objective : survive

  • @LordDaemont
    @LordDaemont 4 года назад +21

    Warfarin could be placed to the right of the thing to get the SP from the kills.

  • @aLminSHIN
    @aLminSHIN 3 года назад +10

    "선생님께서는... 퇴각할 수 없습니다."
    "뭐, 뭐요?"

  • @이상민-f3s
    @이상민-f3s 4 года назад +7

    예전에 죽기직전인사람 계속 살리기위해서 인위적으로 계속 심장 박동 유지시키는 기계있다고 들었는데 꼭 그거같냐

  • @redd8844
    @redd8844 4 года назад +8

    When your elite healers can't even get the job done you forced to use ceylon and breeze

  • @睡蓮-w6e
    @睡蓮-w6e 4 года назад +12

    日本語でごめんさい。Twitterでみかけて以来いつも動画拝見させてもらってます!とてもおもしろかっかったです(*^^*)

  • @dominicalvin
    @dominicalvin 4 года назад +12

    Surtr: i'm a broken operator
    dokta: but at what cost.....

    • @Near-22
      @Near-22 4 года назад +1

      No it's necessary

  • @lukmaanpratomo6866
    @lukmaanpratomo6866 4 года назад +4

    Man, the amount of healers for a SINGLE waifu...
    I mean, you've taken the saying "waifu over life" to a whole new level.

  • @ウン友
    @ウン友 3 года назад +12

    脳筋過ぎて理解できなかったけど、
    最高に好き

  • @mr.tortilini2020
    @mr.tortilini2020 3 года назад +10

    Imagine keeping alive that monster while slaying every spawning mobs until the quota ends lmao

  • @Elfiziancie
    @Elfiziancie 4 года назад +58

    When all the Doctor handle the unvaccinated kid who got sneeze at

  • @user-yx6tl2jj5l
    @user-yx6tl2jj5l 3 года назад +15

    最後全回復して終わるのすげえ

  • @꾸르잼-q4h
    @꾸르잼-q4h 4 года назад +3

    자극적썸넬 인정합니다 이걸보고 어떻게 안들어와ㅋㅋ

  • @aintnoluck8716
    @aintnoluck8716 3 года назад +5

    過労死という言葉すら生ぬるいブラックロドス…

  • @hanantodimas2589
    @hanantodimas2589 4 года назад +20

    Guardknights : Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will become legendary

  • @yus9160
    @yus9160 4 года назад +62

    Silence with her Talent and drone but don't get in the medic squad: "This is fine"

    • @blackeagle6918
      @blackeagle6918 4 года назад +3

      How the hell you gonna use the drone

    • @blackeagle6918
      @blackeagle6918 4 года назад +8

      Also, IDK do you notice it or nah, but Silence's base heal is weaker due to lower ATK stat
      In E2 60
      Silence's ATK is still weaker againt 4* equal Sussuro without trust
      And you can't use her skill
      While those Medic has better base healing due to higher ATK stat and/or they also able to use their skill

    • @yus9160
      @yus9160 4 года назад +4

      @@blackeagle6918 well, it doesn't matter anyways but her talent makes Warfarin faster and many other medics. But if it doesn't work, it doesn't.

    • @SimplyNexy
      @SimplyNexy 4 года назад +10

      Pretty sure she heals more than Ceylon, and her passive would help a lot with that many healers

    • @El-ms8dl
      @El-ms8dl 4 года назад +4

      with ptilopsis at m3 drone has 4s cd and she heals a lot actually, I would know with my e2 80 m3 silence

  • @sulwynalfredo5590
    @sulwynalfredo5590 3 года назад +7

    Surtr's : " let me die!"
    Healer : *heal**heal**heal*

  • @성인수-u6p
    @성인수-u6p 3 года назад +6

    힐러들이 저렇게 많이 달라붙는데도 꽤 아슬아슬하네ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @tggtbaka
    @tggtbaka 4 года назад +20

    Arknights medics: finally our time to shine

  • @맛있는시루떡
    @맛있는시루떡 3 года назад +5

    명일 방주를 안하지만 이해가 되는 썸넬, 이해가 되는 영상. 즐겁다

  • @zalix5626
    @zalix5626 4 года назад +7

    Now this is pharmaceutical company.

  • @hoylangskii
    @hoylangskii 3 года назад +4

    "how much healer needed to keep Surtr alive?"
    Surtr: "yes"

  • @zeraide9187
    @zeraide9187 4 года назад +3

    이제 이 썸낼을 들고 해외에 나가서 자랑스럽게 이 심영물을 알리는 겁니다(?)

  • @hh1wj196
    @hh1wj196 4 года назад +9

    ??? : 저 퇴근할께요. 아니 저 힐러 필요 없다니까요?! 아니 저 퇴근.. 퇴 .. 아 싯팔...

  • @samutraifin
    @samutraifin 3 года назад +5

    "you won't let me live and you won't let me die"

  • @nekored0013
    @nekored0013 2 года назад +1

    Rhodes Island as a pharmaceutical company really lives up to its name.

  • @Coyote_Man
    @Coyote_Man 2 года назад +3

    If you had Lancet-2, she would never go below 50% health

  • @카라멜마카로니
    @카라멜마카로니 4 года назад +7

    아아...온 세상에 라그나로크가 가득해...

  • @yuuka2298
    @yuuka2298 4 года назад +7

    Their actually struggling with 8 healers

  • @cerealata9035
    @cerealata9035 5 месяцев назад

    It's been a long journey (don't know who started the trend in the first place), but the addition of new medics in the recent times means that the Misadventures of Surtr and Her Healing Harem will continue to live on well into the future.
    Now if you excuse me, I have a red-headed demon queen to buy ice cream for. And I mean buckets of it.

  • @user-ev1bs2vq5g
    @user-ev1bs2vq5g 3 года назад +7

    인터페이스가 한자길래 중국 영상인 줄 알았는데 잘보니까 썸네일이 백병원이었네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @adrielpayod2801
    @adrielpayod2801 3 года назад +3

    The robot medic is missing, it doesn't count in deployment limit

  • @duythuchoang5095
    @duythuchoang5095 3 года назад +2

    Just imagine how this would play out in the actual game lore, people will worsen their oripathy condition when they use arts. So that's mean surtr is burning her own body and probably have crystals on her skin and internal body, and all the medic will heal her to full health, does that mean they will de-crystalize her and also keeping her alive from all the heat, and also, surtr must be in severe pain but still has to continue her skill, I actually want to see how that play out when the operation is complete

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 3 года назад

      She only has 1% assimilation according to her files. So despite her power, she is hardly affected so far.

  • @yusufmustafa1634
    @yusufmustafa1634 4 года назад +8

    what a great Medic Showcase

  • @fireheartclan
    @fireheartclan 4 года назад +1

    Arriving back at rode island the medics are still healing Surtr as she is spending every other second at deaths door. As Metal is warping around them because of the heat.
    Doctor: “New mission in 2 hours. She keep her alive until then.”

  • @Shoyuu
    @Shoyuu 4 года назад +2

    Not complaining or anything, but just a reminder that Warfarin S1 works incredibly well with Surtr IF her talent works. Imagine Surtr butchering every single enemies in front of her and Warfarin SP goes brrrrr, limitless S1

  • @cadetred2695
    @cadetred2695 3 года назад +4

    She seems like a very relaxin character to play

    • @Force200888
      @Force200888 2 года назад +1

      Both her allies and enemies say otherwise...

  • @winter9348
    @winter9348 4 года назад +17

    Medicknight is a thing now?

  • @だってぃーーー
    @だってぃーーー 4 года назад +9

    これが介護か…

  • @憲兵-o2s
    @憲兵-o2s 3 года назад +13

    脳筋回復ナイツ……

  • @YuzuProJecT189
    @YuzuProJecT189 3 года назад +2

    The real meaning of "Unlimited Duration" of Surtr Skill 3 Mastery 3

  • @이성빈2분반
    @이성빈2분반 4 года назад +6

    수르트 살리기네 완전히.ㅋㅋ

  • @katkovb5876
    @katkovb5876 2 года назад

    Enemy: why won't you die?
    Surtr: Pocket medics son, they heal in response to physical trauma.

  • @mccoolfriend6818
    @mccoolfriend6818 2 года назад +1

    Death and its Rules: Am I a joke to you
    All the Medics: Yes

  • @honamichi
    @honamichi 4 года назад +5

    She's ALIVE! \o/

  • @라슬임
    @라슬임 4 года назад +2

    겁나 평화롭네ㅎㅎ

  • @gumimaster9691
    @gumimaster9691 2 года назад +1

    it’s so stressful when the health almost touches the end

  • @DylansLapplandSimping
    @DylansLapplandSimping 4 года назад +3

    We're in the Medicknights now.