**Kronii stowing away her money with time travel portal shenanigans** An Atlantean Shork Pre-Debut centuries before the situation: "Bro, why is my house being flooded with all these gallons..?!"
You know it's serious when Kronii is being silent and then she just said *"I'm sorry"* She was thinking whether she should say it or not like she's Metro Man xD
Holy Hell Kronii that wasn't a roast but a _Viking funeral_ 💀 ...also I like to think the immediately preceding silence is her characteristic process of an intrusive thought emerging, her debating internally if she should run with it, then going forward anyway lmao
Calli: I invested tens of thousands of dollars in art school, and I'm not a better artist, so what do you have to say about that? Kronii: Well that sounds like a YOU problem.
0:52 WHOA, I just had a shocking realization from what Kronii is saying here. Her memeing crossed over into actual philosophizing, and she wound up obliquely bringing up a really good point: if you buy something with no intention of ever selling it on to someone else, that is NOT an investment. It's only an investment if/when you sell it. Otherwise, it's just hoarding/collecting for your own enjoyment. The dividing line between hoarding and investing is the expectation, implicit or explicit, of an eventual sale to unlock the value that is bound up in that thing! I feel like I've gained wisdom. Thank you, wise blueclocklady!
Technically, you could invest in something but not have to sell it. But that means you have to use it to earn money or else it really isn't investing. For example, buying tools for construction. You don't plan to sell the tools and if you do, it would probably be worth less than what you bought it for. But you buy it to make your job easier and faster.
What if I do both? Like if I want some cards but they're rare and I buy in bulk but don't want the majority except just a few and sell the rest, isn't that doing both? 🤔
@@typhoonattacksub and even the buildings he drew had fucked perspective etc. Though large part of why he didnt get in was "nooo, youre drawing realistic paintings and not funny shapes", which is fucking cringe.
reminds me of the time someone called me a " jew" for saying they had a skill issue in doom. i'm not jewish but i can only assume that guy was getting dunked on by his local rabbi on the regular in order for that to make sense as an insult.
Kronii to investors: 'Did you make any money investing in other coins that arent mine?' Inv: 'Nope, its all a scam' Kronii: 'Sounds like its a skill issue'
I know that The Sims no longer allowed anyone to try for baby with the Grim Reaper, but holy hell did Kronii do a very excellent job at fecking Calli here.
but for real, art school is only useful if it's a top school, and it's mostly for the environment and connections. These days you're better off teaching yourself through youtube and online courses, or maybe finding a reliable mentor to help guide and teach you.
Not sure Ame would be on this given she was not really the confrontational type, and frankly very few people in EN are. I only see Calli, Kronii herself, CC and maybe Gigi being able to pull this one off. At least if she did it she would go about it very differently.
I love Calli's model ! The way it moves in a natural fashion with her upperbody back and forth, fidgeting on her chair ! It feels so much better than the first one, especially on facial expressions !
Should've just become a specialist in an art skill or style maybe your not gifted but you can find an area that has synergy with you and then just center focus on that, watch world trigger.
So the stuff that I managed to figure: - In 2024 Calli was a Los Santos Police officer and Kronii was a Gaslighting-mechanic - In 2025 Calli is a lawyer and Kronii is an Internet Celeb turned to Crypto-based businesswoman. I can see the pattern here. 🤔
Calli's supposed to be the reaper but Kronii finished her off 💀
Not even Death could escape the chains of Time😭
When your time is up the grim reaper take action
Grim reaper is the servant of time
You know....there was a failed painter in the past that became a grim reaper for quite some time
🙋🏼🇩🇪
“With time death will die”
Callizilla exposing Kronii. Only to get wrecked.
E-wrecked.
@@velveteensallet949god, that call back.
Calli: "This is a scam"
Kronii: "Skill issue honestly"
Well played kronster
truly committing to the bitcoin grifter bit
"I'm sorry I don't know how to be nice about this" sasuga Canadian Kronii
Canadians are savage when we need to be.
Canadian kronii having a hard time being nice?
Thats how you know its bad 😅.
Soon to be American 😂
@@blazingshadow2669In your dreams.
Calli dug her own grave when she said, I invested money in art school, but my art still sucks... There was only ever one response to that 🤣
Lmao true
There was a second response.
The Austrian repsonse.
@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305 She's finally going to live with Kiara ? Great return of TakaMori !
@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305
Did Calli become a Reaper before or after art school? 🤔
That cackle after is perfect
Calli: "I LOTS GALLONS OF MONEY"
Kronii: "skill issue"
I hope she find it
**Kronii stowing away her money with time travel portal shenanigans**
An Atlantean Shork Pre-Debut centuries before the situation: "Bro, why is my house being flooded with all these gallons..?!"
You know it's serious when Kronii is being silent and then she just said *"I'm sorry"*
She was thinking whether she should say it or not like she's Metro Man xD
It's a Blue Holomem thing, perhaps. Like when Gura had to stop and consider whether she should actually destroy the person who made fun of her eyes.
Thanks god, that wasnt Cecillia
Or Kiara.
@ pure Austrian blooD
Kiara to be exact.
Phew... 😮💨
So there collab is Anchluss, I see, I see
@@alexanderbudianto7794she would start expanding the usual room..
Ooooooooooh man, I know that had to leave a mark. God damn that is just BRUTAL. Kronii crashed that plane with no SURVIVORS.
Man, Callizilla is so peak
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! Shots fired!
God I haven't heard Kronii Laugh so hard like that in so long... Brings warmth and joy to my heart...
Yeah she laughed like that in the Gigi collab
Ever since Kaela's FLOGGING incident...
0:40 good point kronii, im gonna open a case
I'm hoping coffee sees this
Love me clips that contain exactly what is said on the tin. And what a great tin this is. Go off, Kronii. Absolute queen behaviour right here.
Holy Hell Kronii that wasn't a roast but a _Viking funeral_ 💀
...also I like to think the immediately preceding silence is her characteristic process of an intrusive thought emerging, her debating internally if she should run with it, then going forward anyway lmao
lol I realized too late that Cali was doing a coffeezilla pardoy lol, with the studio bg and music
SKILL ISSUE DAYO CALLI-CHAN SKILL ISSUE DAYO~~!
Calli: I invested tens of thousands of dollars in art school, and I'm not a better artist, so what do you have to say about that?
Kronii: Well that sounds like a YOU problem.
Calli, I would say you asked for this.
I invested a lot of time in art school but I became a dictator instead, what does she have to say about that
HAIL -
They won't have much to say, but think you might have some angry Russians to answer to in a few years
@@DIO.S_STANDAH HYDRA. (There, you happy now? You satisfied now?)
@@DIO.S_STANDAH Heil Calli
@@DIO.S_STANDAH Hello Elon how's the path of exile 2 grind going?
If it wasn't skill issue, then the art school was also a scam 😅
0:52 WHOA, I just had a shocking realization from what Kronii is saying here. Her memeing crossed over into actual philosophizing, and she wound up obliquely bringing up a really good point: if you buy something with no intention of ever selling it on to someone else, that is NOT an investment. It's only an investment if/when you sell it. Otherwise, it's just hoarding/collecting for your own enjoyment.
The dividing line between hoarding and investing is the expectation, implicit or explicit, of an eventual sale to unlock the value that is bound up in that thing! I feel like I've gained wisdom. Thank you, wise blueclocklady!
Technically, you could invest in something but not have to sell it. But that means you have to use it to earn money or else it really isn't investing. For example, buying tools for construction. You don't plan to sell the tools and if you do, it would probably be worth less than what you bought it for. But you buy it to make your job easier and faster.
What if I do both? Like if I want some cards but they're rare and I buy in bulk but don't want the majority except just a few and sell the rest, isn't that doing both? 🤔
The souls of everyone who spent money on college and not getting a job after were just obliterated.
Why am I thinking when Adolf H got kicked from art school his professor simply told him "skill issue"?
Funnily enough, that's basically the gist of why he got kicked out. He's good at drawing buildings but he's horrible at drawing humans and faces.
@@typhoonattacksubwould be interesting to see some of them.
@@typhoonattacksub
To be fair buildings/environment’s are easier to draw.
This is why Bob Ross only ever taught people how to paint landscapes.
@@typhoonattacksub and even the buildings he drew had fucked perspective etc. Though large part of why he didnt get in was "nooo, youre drawing realistic paintings and not funny shapes", which is fucking cringe.
reminds me of the time someone called me a " jew" for saying they had a skill issue in doom.
i'm not jewish but i can only assume that guy was getting dunked on by his local rabbi on the regular in order for that to make sense as an insult.
$KRONII to the MOOM!!!!!
Well "skill issue" is much nice than "you just suck".
MrBeast vs Coffeezilla aaaah vid 😂
That's why Time will always triumph over Death itself
This reply is way too real. RIP Calli... excuse Kronii rudeness...
Kronii to investors: 'Did you make any money investing in other coins that arent mine?'
Inv: 'Nope, its all a scam'
Kronii: 'Sounds like its a skill issue'
Not even death itself can escape the march of time
2:04 BUT WHY?
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss!
I know i love myself too
Wait a minute, they extended the bit into a Coffeezilla-type interview. Good lord they are SPRINTING with that dumb hack, I love it so much.
The genuine I'm Sorry is actually worse than just saying skill issue lmaoo
I know that The Sims no longer allowed anyone to try for baby with the Grim Reaper, but holy hell did Kronii do a very excellent job at fecking Calli here.
Lmaooo
As what Ollie said, unlimited creampies
So I calli basically Coffeezilla
LMFAO
Thx for the clip!
but for real, art school is only useful if it's a top school, and it's mostly for the environment and connections. These days you're better off teaching yourself through youtube and online courses, or maybe finding a reliable mentor to help guide and teach you.
So true, wish I could know that before going to one
The virgin BA in game design student.
The chad "I made and shipped 3 CS maps and a HL mod" bedroom developer.
Why is the hololive in house detective not investigating this scandal?
She's gone
@@Capydachithere is another one
@@Capydachishiori
*Room goes quiet. Some people lower their eyes, a few start tearing up. One Teammate yells out "DAMMIT!" and pounds the desk *
Not sure Ame would be on this given she was not really the confrontational type, and frankly very few people in EN are. I only see Calli, Kronii herself, CC and maybe Gigi being able to pull this one off.
At least if she did it she would go about it very differently.
Whenever I hear a tough time in art school, something always seems to happen
reaper woman and clock woman
K-ON fans: "Wait a minute, i've seen this before (in germany). This is classic"
Imagine going to place that beats creativity out of people for an art degree.
Might as well have a refreshing glass of molten rock at that point.
Last time an artist received a skill issue memo, one-third of the world burns.
Drawing rule 34 of anything and everything, you gotta take your time.
Is it weird that I find this far more gripping, interesting, and engaging than any political debate in my life?
To be fair they are doing it for entertainment value.
Man, and I just thought one could not kill the Death!
The Reaper cannot die, but apparently you can kill them over and over again.
@@milesbartlettexcept in family guy where a super death comes in.
Best moment of the whole stream 😂 The chat went crazy
She wasn't trying to be nice, she's just charging up the attack to deal maximum damage.
I love Calli's model ! The way it moves in a natural fashion with her upperbody back and forth, fidgeting on her chair !
It feels so much better than the first one, especially on facial expressions !
Kronii's lawyer consultant team on the earpiece be like "if you can say 'skill issue' now, it'll discredit all of Morizilla's claims."
These two and just masters at improv and comedy
Ina at the end on the red carpet. 😅
“And with strange aeons, even death may die.”
Media tried to twist her words but she was more intellectual.
I didn't expect a parody of a crypto scam to be end-to-end gold but here we are.
female presented with facts and accountability for her own actions
"ITS NOT FAIR!"
Calli let herself get dunked on by Clock Tuah.
🙋🙋♂🙋♀
BRRRRRRRRRR BEHOLD! THE POWER OF GERMAN SCIENCE!
Cecilia want to know your location
@@Casiolafly really?
@@DIO.S_STANDAHyes and she also wants your credit card number
Should've just become a specialist in an art skill or style maybe your not gifted but you can find an area that has synergy with you and then just center focus on that, watch world trigger.
the history of fail art student repeat again 😯
This is like 3-4 levels of subculture
Also
Achievement Hunter who shall not be named: THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT.
Glad Calli got accepted in art school.
Just saying...
"I'm sorry" imagine someone telling you that I'd cry lmao
That's not even a burn. Its just a factual answer
As an art major myself. I have been scammed. But it’s to late now to stop
I love how she even speaks on tempo lmao
I knew she was gonna say "Skill issue"! I just knew it!
Kronii, pretty sure the world learned their lesson with a certain mustached man, and art was involved.
Time will remain even after Death perishes
Calli handed Kronii the layup for that one, but her counter "oh youre on an island 'more expensive' than the bahamas" as also pretty nasty
Kronii gaslights her vict-...customers
I'm totally lost this season...
“I spent thousands on art school and I’m still not good”
And you can spend thousands more if you invest in $KRONII 🗿
*check notes in panic*
Oh thank God, a Texan with Italian and Polish heritage, we're safe.
"Skill issue!!!" Lol
Peak cinema!
Calli tryin to talk about investment to an Asian. This is why you keep losing at Monopoly Calli. Hah
It's okay, Calli wasn't born in Austria so we'll be fine.
Calli...even after 5 years.. lmao
Kronii with the finishing blow!
This is just 50% of Holo 🧂 power.
So the stuff that I managed to figure:
- In 2024 Calli was a Los Santos Police officer and Kronii was a Gaslighting-mechanic
- In 2025 Calli is a lawyer and Kronii is an Internet Celeb turned to Crypto-based businesswoman.
I can see the pattern here. 🤔
So my deep investment into the hat economy of TF2 wasn’t for not?
It takes a Karen to defeat a Karen, Reine can go toe to toe with Kronii
Part of me hopes that Coffeezilla hears about this.
When time = literally money ($KRONII)
2:13 what the hell ina's doing there 😂
Calli set herself up for that😂😂😂😂 Skill issue. That's my oshi
damn I get emotional damge
welp time to rule the world then
MoriZilla vs. Kronii Paul
Calli basically handed her the gun lmao
Am I tripping balls or my blue oshi voice sounds different here?
At least she tried to be nice
Destruction : 100
Oof, the burn 😂
Related note, pewdiepie recently released his 1 year of art progress. He went from being a complete novice to being an artist. Rather wild.