Part One: The Nazi Pedophile Cult Leader who Murdered Santa (Paul F. Tompkins) | BEHIND THE BASTARDS

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @bluechalk6275
    @bluechalk6275 Год назад +64

    I saw the title and was shocked that Paul F. Thompkins did all that.

  • @LexYeen
    @LexYeen Год назад +132

    Wow, y'all. Talk about titles I never expected to get past RUclips's algorithm.

    • @DocLz
      @DocLz Год назад +9

      RUclips are cowards

    • @platedlizard
      @platedlizard Год назад +12

      Right. Paul F. Tompkin? Smh
      (Im joking)

    • @PMickeyDee
      @PMickeyDee Год назад

      I mean, they do put bastards in every title - maybe it's kinda like a vaccine + booster, the algorithm has just been building immunity to mild no-no words & every single asshats name here, so it's ignored? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

    • @TheNerindil
      @TheNerindil Год назад +26

      I just can't believe Paul F. Tompkins would do all those terrible things

    • @mats8375
      @mats8375 Год назад +6

      @@TheNerindil He was such a quiet guy. Always said "good morning" and helped with groceries 😮

  • @Advent3546
    @Advent3546 Год назад +56

    This is one of those titles that perfectly sums up the tone of the podcast.

    • @WrightonJames
      @WrightonJames Год назад +5

      I come here to listen about horrible people when my dominatrix has a day off. Don't kink shame me.

  • @smileyp4535
    @smileyp4535 Год назад +23

    The santa claus thing is extra wild like not just saying "no he's not real" no no no "he's dead!"

  • @Hudson316
    @Hudson316 Год назад +62

    Fun side note, Pedro Pascal's parents were anti-Pinochet dissidents, if I remember correctly so he has a proper tie to this Chilean story

    • @laurenfromcherub
      @laurenfromcherub Год назад +18

      Indeed, his late mother was a distant relative of Salvador Allende

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 Год назад +6

      I too have a magnetic attraction to Pedro Pascal.

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 Год назад +3

      Good he never founded a cult, and probaly political is toopregressive to ever try to, but he would be unstoppable. Too. He is veery attractive.

  • @benswenson289
    @benswenson289 Год назад +67

    I love when Mr.Peanutbutter talks to my favorite podcast host

    • @zorantaylor3190
      @zorantaylor3190 Год назад +2

      Larry David's Lawyer

    • @SgtKaneGunlock
      @SgtKaneGunlock Год назад +2

      the guy who introduces Tenacious D(or secretly the Devil if you've seen the Pick of Destiny)

    • @senbrandybuck4492
      @senbrandybuck4492 Год назад +5

      God I would absolutely love for someone to animate Mister Peanutbutter speaking some of the grim lines from this episode

    • @62cky4powerthirst
      @62cky4powerthirst Год назад +2

      Holy shit I knew his voice was familiar: now I'm just imagining Robert is interviewing Mr Peanutbutter

  • @zimbuwawa
    @zimbuwawa Год назад +20

    Man, if you made a movie villain based on Paul Schäfer people would tell you to dial it back for being too unbelievable. Especially with that Santa Claus thing.

  • @PantheraUncia13
    @PantheraUncia13 Год назад +14

    My heart fucking sank when I saw the name in the parenthesis cuz I thought the episode was about him lmao

  • @ah-sh9dw
    @ah-sh9dw Год назад +17

    6:30 as a short sighted person that frequently jabs my eyelid with a pencil while trying to write, this makes complete sense to me

  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 Год назад +14

    Feel like having the guests name in brackets after the title might be a bad idea.

  • @raycearcher5794
    @raycearcher5794 Год назад +42

    My theory is that whole hip world was massively traumatized from 1930 to 1985, first by World War 2 and then by the omnipresent specter of atomic apocalypse, and we've been feeling the aftershocks of that unresolved psychic violence ever since.

    • @willowarkan2263
      @willowarkan2263 Год назад +7

      also to be considered is that the first generation or 2 raised the subsequent two that felt the latter highly stressful atmosphere, boomers in particular but at least part of gen X too. While their parents were the ww2 generations, either young adults, many that fought as soldiers or kids that grew up in that environment and many of their parents lived through ww1.

    • @shaunsmith9013
      @shaunsmith9013 Год назад +12

      But funny seems to be more PTSD from imagined communism than the actual fascism

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot Год назад +1

      @@shaunsmith9013 That's part of how fascism works, there has to be some sort of grave outside threat to their 'good traditional [insert supremacism here] way of life' or nobody will follow them. Turns out that people only get real stupid if they're in a constant state of panic, the second they're able to think things over a bit it turns out that maybe we shouldn't commit war crimes on a scale so large it is physically impossible for a human mind to imagine.

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 Год назад +5

      That might be even aplicable toa lot of history, we ust lack reliable data do make any good case there.
      Its like we stand on the world created by oprior generations, for better and worse.
      Also generational trauma might be more common tan awareness is there

    • @willowarkan2263
      @willowarkan2263 Год назад

      @@shaunsmith9013 i mean anti communist messaging has always been better funded then antifascist messaging. The rich happily fund the former and plenty of them loved the fascists, when they weren't members outright, for their anticommunist activity.
      More over given how many businesses had close ties to the Nazis in particular, it's no wonder that there would be a proactive desire to move on and not looking into things too closely. Reducing fascists to cartoon villains, while pulling oh so many into western governments. So it has been in every rich and powerful (capitalist) persons interest to fear monger about communism and obfuscate the extent of fascisms spread among both sides of the conflict both before and after the war.

  • @kilwat492
    @kilwat492 Год назад +11

    At first I was like, hey this guest sounds an awful lot like Dr. Migleemo from lower decks. Then they start talking about Star Trek...
    Then I check the Star Trek wiki for Dr. Migleemo. Oh, look, Paul F. Tompkins what a familiar name lol

  • @p0xus
    @p0xus Год назад +6

    8:19 For the record, the Wermacht was the German Armed Forces, while the Heer was the Army, the Luftwaffe the Air Force, and the Kreigsmarine the Navy.

  • @J3nJ3nl0llip0p
    @J3nJ3nl0llip0p Год назад +27

    "He looks like Barkley" I had to pull over I was laughing so hard

    • @MMuraseofSandvich
      @MMuraseofSandvich Год назад +13

      The sad part of that: Dwight Schulz, the guy who played Barclay, became a bit of a right-wing nut job birther. I'm told he's always been a conservative, but he jumped down the rabbit hole that many right-wing celebrities who aren't Kelsey Grammer did.
      There's a reason why he doesn't show up at Trek cons and subsequent works, not even _Lower Decks._

    • @J3nJ3nl0llip0p
      @J3nJ3nl0llip0p Год назад +6

      @@MMuraseofSandvich I had no idea! Man. I guess devolving into a spider really took a toll on him... 😉 And how much do we love Lower Decks??

  • @calvingarbacik272
    @calvingarbacik272 Год назад +20

    What is this, a crossover episode?

  • @garyjenson1326
    @garyjenson1326 Год назад +9

    Fork your knots towards your buddy not your body. Lesson learned.

  • @daniellundberg2875
    @daniellundberg2875 Год назад +6

    "You know what _is_ the devil? These fine products and services" :D

  • @mavericklysander
    @mavericklysander Месяц назад

    When you said "Colonia Dignitidad" it hit me like a rock to the face because I remembered watching THe Wolf House and finding out it was about that cult, so I was extremely interested to learn more about its origins.

  • @dogearflopper7011
    @dogearflopper7011 9 месяцев назад +1

    35:25 Goes to show my roots when the name Bruce Falconer makes me think of the USA localization of Dragon Ball in the 00's lol

  • @chrisball3778
    @chrisball3778 Год назад +16

    I've learned about a lot of insane, evil shit over the years, but this is just off the scale. I thought there was no way this could be as bad as the description made it seem, but it's so much worse.

  • @theturkeychild
    @theturkeychild Год назад +15

    On the subject of unfortunate names to share with somebody else, there's a guy who does sports radio in Baltimore named Gerry Sandusky

  • @CRushDMV
    @CRushDMV Год назад +6

    Trumps gotta stage a shooting of Santa on Fifth Avenue as a campaign ad

  • @ZorroinArkham
    @ZorroinArkham Год назад +10

    Hitlarian or Hitlarious?

  • @Islandswamp
    @Islandswamp Год назад +4

    I just randomly discovered this podcast last night and I’ve already heard Pedro Pascal’s name get dropped two or three times 😂.
    It always sticks out to me because I’ve been called “Pedro Pascal from Wish” and other variations of that. Probably just because I have a mustache

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 Год назад +2

    I completely forgot that I am from the same town as that guy.

  • @Batgirl219
    @Batgirl219 Год назад +10

    This guest sounds like he'd make a terrible ship's councilor.

    • @matthewhearn9910
      @matthewhearn9910 Год назад +5

      I can't believe he didn't know Tendi and Rutherford were married, or that they both loved him!

    • @SgtKaneGunlock
      @SgtKaneGunlock Год назад

      ha star trek lower decks!

    • @miguelvelez7221
      @miguelvelez7221 Год назад

      Is it me or has LOWER DECKS exposed pop culture wise in 2023?

  • @Amadeus451
    @Amadeus451 6 месяцев назад +1

    You know, I thought I'd heard some wild stuff on this podcast over the many episodes, but murdering Santa to further indoctrinate those kids was something I wasn't prepared for.

  • @makeitthrough_
    @makeitthrough_ Год назад +2

    Wow, Clark Gregg really is good casting

  • @jessaminehaak8253
    @jessaminehaak8253 Год назад +1

    On the one hand, having Paul's name in parentheses just after the description of the cult leader seems slightly unfortunate because it could be interpreted as though Paul is the cult leader. But on the other hand it does allow me to just search "behind the bastards paul f tompkins" and have it come up immediately, because sometimes I just want to re-listen to his episodes XD

  • @matthewmaceda5042
    @matthewmaceda5042 Год назад +2

    @06:30 that must work the same way anime characters exclusively fall ass to mouth

  • @richardarriaga6271
    @richardarriaga6271 Год назад +2

    Was it a guitar or a ukalele?

  • @packman2321
    @packman2321 Год назад +5

    I'm a little impressed he hit santa. Decades before he would have shot his other eye out... Which would probably have been better.

  • @heralds
    @heralds 4 месяца назад

    One of my favorite memories of PFT is when an ex friend of mine tried to make a riff on a tweet of his, and he basically shit on them, because their humor was trash and it just came off as them being shitty to a comedian.

  • @Boneworm852
    @Boneworm852 Год назад +2

    A single u seperates Bruce Falconer the reporter and Bruce Faulconer the DBZ composer

  • @EffigyOfCorrectOpinions
    @EffigyOfCorrectOpinions Год назад +2

    Hey for real though, Christian guitar music that is pretty good is the album Exhumed of the Earth by Paramaecium. A solid 9/10 project

  • @SeaCowsBeatLobsters
    @SeaCowsBeatLobsters Год назад

    Is that a train in the background?

  • @Greybeardstavern
    @Greybeardstavern 6 месяцев назад

    When me and my brother were forced to live with my dad every Xmas he would load a deer rifle and every Easter a 12 gauge. He’d tell us he’s sad that the mag only holds 5 rounds or he’d get “all the deer and that fat bastard too” often we’d eat venison on Xmas and Hasenpfeffer on Easter. Yep quite the bastard!

  • @jaymenjanssens720
    @jaymenjanssens720 Год назад +3

    Watch The Wolf House, it's an incredible movie and also based on this.🎉

  • @TimdeVisser86
    @TimdeVisser86 Год назад +4

    legitimately hard to listen to this one.

  • @seem_okay_studio
    @seem_okay_studio 3 месяца назад

    Hey guys, you can't say that Santa doesn't exist. I've got kids listening! ;)

  • @SavageGreywolf
    @SavageGreywolf Год назад

    my bad, I thought this was the start of the Boy Scouts ep.

  • @marocat4749
    @marocat4749 Год назад +2

    first the accustic guitar is great in itself,
    And oh god, sincethe hospital , how can he beee somchworse than the titesay, is the the most evil bastard so far :O , a tier list could be interesting if very macabre ,bur he might win :(

  • @Greybeardstavern
    @Greybeardstavern 6 месяцев назад

    Gaslighting is the trusted respected individual telling you that you’re the crazy one. And changing your reality to propagate that illusion of mental dysfunction. In a cult situation it is made easier because there are other around you to bring affirmation to you about said changing reality.

  • @Wendy_O._Koopa
    @Wendy_O._Koopa 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is kinda like that one story where these two kids didn't get what they wanted for Christmas one year, so the next year they murdered Santa Claus. When they go to tell their uncle what they've done, they can't find him for some strange and mysterious reason. And the narrator mentions that he never did see his uncle after that, but does not appear to grasp the connection.
    ... Actually, this is nothing like that. That was dark humor, this time that Paul F. Tompkins murdered Santa (awkward parenthesis joke) is just fucked up.

  • @bk83082
    @bk83082 Год назад +4

    I'm a piss pig

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love from a ColdCuts and Vaush fan!

  • @richardarriaga6271
    @richardarriaga6271 Год назад

    32:58 Seems like authoritarians are pretty similar. Something something horseshoe theory.

  • @throatgorge2
    @throatgorge2 Год назад +3

    48:30 the plot of "I dismember Mamma"

  • @JakobVirgil
    @JakobVirgil Год назад +2

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_M._Branham

    • @JakobVirgil
      @JakobVirgil Год назад +3

      oh y'all got to him carry on