I know this is wishful thinking, but imagine this game got popular enough for speedrunning for it to be aggressively optimised It would be a significant timesave to skip getting the NV goggles and just go full blind cowboy into the dark level, fully memorizing the route. They beat punchout with a blindfold, it could definitely happen
I did that originally, but I feel like it loses time from the running once I get on top. I may try it again a few times to see if it's actually faster.
i know someone brought it up but taking the elevator between the shipping containers in house would definitely save some time i think. also on trauma loop when u go down the ladder and leave the room, taking a right around the wall in front instead of left to go around might be a bit faster. love the speedruns!
Wow fishing and getting the flashlight both seen really dumb in hindsight now. Didn't know about that million dollar box. Also the bouncing bullets for the space travel CEO. I never thought of that.
I started watching this and was worried I'd get a ton spoiled since I've only got the first ending but nope, especially once you started flying there's no hints about those levels lol I found neuron activator already too so time to get cursed torch ig
I have a 50% chance of eating a lasagna and a 50% chance not eating a lasagna while watching this video, you only know if I did or did not once you check my plate
I was half watching a Jerma vod before this and about 5 minutes into the video I saw you pull a sick move and I was like “wow, did Jerma mess with his microphone or something?” Only to realize this is not a Jerma vod.
Diagonal Movement is faster than strafing also the same as Counter Strike, weapons have weight, plus some implants can make you run faster at the cost of less hitpost, just be faster than whoever is trying to shoot you and you'll be fine
@@greenscreencarcrash yes, I kept expecting a level or secret he would find to raise the stock price but it's cool a gun works off stocks that's perfect for this game
absolute CEO mindset using the baton and kick to speedbump and jump higher
CEO mindset getting the LIFE ending first
@@saccharine997true
Cruelty squad is and always will be the goto example of substance over presentation. Looks like dog shit, but is endless hours of fun.
love the look of the game, its really weird but super entertaining to just look at
idk about "endless hours" lol but it's at least a good 6 hours of fun
@@user-vh4nk5yy6s 6 hours? I have over 50 hours in the game and I'm still discovering secrets
@@user-vh4nk5yy6s 6 hours? maybe if you just speedrun to target kill and move on like an insane person
12 hours to get all 3 endings, 6 morr hours for getting good ranks and discovering stuff
what a weird experience must be the training process for this lol
Ceo mindset
CEO Grindset
Your divine light is severed. You lack the spiritual faculties to understand
Speedrunning is the canonical method of playing Cruelty Squad.
This is just like Gorbino’s quest.
This is the Gorbino’s quest of life.
Did you heard about the new guy? Oh yeah he destroyed the entire universe by becaming the ultimate being and killing all the archons in the process.
I know this is wishful thinking, but imagine this game got popular enough for speedrunning for it to be aggressively optimised
It would be a significant timesave to skip getting the NV goggles and just go full blind cowboy into the dark level, fully memorizing the route.
They beat punchout with a blindfold, it could definitely happen
Blindfolded + in AGDQ
that would be insane
get a life
Have you considered using the alien leg wetware to kick-jump up the cliff in bog business when going for the hazmat suit? Gives quite a boost.
I did that originally, but I feel like it loses time from the running once I get on top. I may try it again a few times to see if it's actually faster.
@@kazooie5152 you can boost the time by using the fishing rod w kickjumping
i had an aneurism reading this comment. no context, this looks like schizoposting
very funny, 10/10
lmao funny comment but legit
Bro's fr speedrunning withdrawal
i know someone brought it up but taking the elevator between the shipping containers in house would definitely save some time i think. also on trauma loop when u go down the ladder and leave the room, taking a right around the wall in front instead of left to go around might be a bit faster. love the speedruns!
I think it took me 16 minutes to realize CS:HQ wasn't actually the first level in the game
Yeah its the second to last
bruh the handler was not joking about the "special combat cocktail"
Wow fishing and getting the flashlight both seen really dumb in hindsight now. Didn't know about that million dollar box.
Also the bouncing bullets for the space travel CEO. I never thought of that.
it’s an immersive sim! there are no wrong ways to approach a problem, just the ones you know and ones you don’t
I'm so confused.
10/10.
I started watching this and was worried I'd get a ton spoiled since I've only got the first ending but nope, especially once you started flying there's no hints about those levels lol
I found neuron activator already too so time to get cursed torch ig
That one dream you have after taking benadyrl
I ate lasagna while watching this vibeo
I did not
nice
I have a 50% chance of eating a lasagna and a 50% chance not eating a lasagna while watching this video, you only know if I did or did not once you check my plate
I'm impressed 👍
ceo mindset
Lore of Cruelty Squad Speedrun - All Endings 16:52 (In-Game Timer) momentum 100
This looks like a game that would come out like when StarCraft did back in the day
I was half watching a Jerma vod before this and about 5 minutes into the video I saw you pull a sick move and I was like “wow, did Jerma mess with his microphone or something?” Only to realize this is not a Jerma vod.
ah, yes................... video game
why go all the way back to the hose in the house level instead of the garage basement exit in the town?
I remember the elevator being really slow but I'll double check, maybe that would be faster.
I haven't timed it myself, but I believe elevator is faster, yes
Absolute Chadbot.
oh, didnt knew there is normal weapons in this game 15:12
nvm 15:31
How do you manage to jump so high with a baton?
jump kick hit all at the same time
Can somebody please tell me how to bunnyhop in this game? I feel like I move too slow when watching videos of people playing it.
It's more or less the same as Quake
Diagonal Movement is faster than strafing
also the same as Counter Strike, weapons have weight, plus some implants can make you run faster at the cost of less hitpost, just be faster than whoever is trying to shoot you and you'll be fine
I assume in-game timer is its own catagory.
I took too many percs simulator
You got the need for speed
Very good
Nice
why the nightmare goggles??? why???
I skipped the flashlight to save time and it's impossible to see in the catacombs without them.
Better for darkworld when you don't have NVG
Quite brisk!
I love how in pyrocynical’s video he says he doesn’t know the tech for the bouncy bullets cuz no speedrunners use them but they are used here😂
LSD war emulator
What the hell happened at Sin Space Engineering? Why did the target blow up?
They used bouncing bullets, they ricochet into the ceo
@@gabrthegreat6668 oooh
If this run have bunny Hop music i would be glad so much
Why does the player character just sound like hes hurling sewage every time he jumps?
Just look how they massacred my boy
I have seen the pyro vid therefore I know that this is actually a job application
slop jumpscare
How do you even get the G11 on day 1
Any chance we can get a chapter for each ending?
why did everyone die the first time you went to cruelty squad hq?
I think Hope Eradicated kills everyone there.
This game is fuckin ILL as FUCK
Thanks for the re-upload.
Btw, what are the specs like on your new computer?
man what the hell goin on in Miami bruh
Ayyy i did the mall the same way except for the b hopping im a speedrunner now
fascinating!
How did he dealt so much damage to the boss with the ZXR rifle if he hadnt any stocks?
true, he didn't have much money either, i wanna know too
iirc before playing idiot party he puts a ton of money into Pizza House
@@greenscreencarcrash yes, I kept expecting a level or secret he would find to raise the stock price but it's cool a gun works off stocks that's perfect for this game
Why aren't there any civs
You can disable them in options. I actually just did that for performance reasons at first but it also turns out they are annoying and get in the way.
@Kazooie oh you can turn them off? I just kill them all every level since they have no use.
@@brzodroiddiabolical!
sure?!
Casino is probably gotta be my least favorite level, it is so forgettable and small
I'm actually tarted, the androgen assault is the lamest
I say completly optimized, that speedrun is sub 12 minutes. not that I am ever gonna prove this, but this is already a true CEO grindset classic.
23:37 bro doesant know yet abt level skiping