@@chaosincarnatea8755 Phil Referred to her as "mistress" so i am going to assume she is female (at least female presenting?) now, we have no clue if she is trans or if she is possibly gender fluid, but until further information is given, i will refer to their relationship as "cis" and straight.
From recent events after non canon quackitys (Meaning normal Quackity not Las Nevada’s Quacity) death sapnap said he was going to marry him but never got the chance to sad times man 😔
so basically: the old guy had sex with a fridge twice and he had the your new boyfriend guy and the annoying child the old guy then adopted the bee man after finding him on the street. the your new boyfriend guy then had an intercourse with a fish and they had the dutch furry the annoying child had like 3 girlfriends or something but i forgot the your new boyfriend guy dies and is orphaned by traitor boy the bee man married the half white being and half enderman guy and they adopted a baby zombie pigman jockey and named it michael sheep girl adopted the totem shark guy and then she also adopted the girl version of michael named michelle but one stream the green blob followed sheep girl around, we don't know if she is the green blob's mother but it's most likely non-canon creeper warden guy and the lemon tree guy then went out on a date and they hate each other now, the creeper warden guy even sliced the lemon tree guy's arm off duck casino boy dated traitor guy and they broke up, one of duck casino boy's new boyfriends killed himself so he could frame the traitor guy for an explosion duck casino boy, skater boy and mr beast friend all formed a canonically romantic relationship, they each got engaged duck casino boy wasn't told of kinoko kingdom and felt abandoned by mrbeast's friend and skater boy
well ur half right about the c!philza bit so c!wilbur is c!philza's only son philza said this on a stream c!tubbo is um not really said to be or not to be c!philza's adopted son tommy has no parents but someone told me he once said in a stream that c!tommy was made in a lab i think i dunno really tho i am gonna need to check cuz i have not seen that stream so for the tommy part lets just say he has no parents at all thats all i have to say for that part cuz thats the only info for now.
Hey man... I know its been five months sense you said this but I think the Once Upon A Time family tree is MUCH MUCH more complicated. If you've never seen the show. Then you've been saved from so much more complications. Good luck.
I wanna add a little something: Eret didn't adopt Fundy, Phil said no and basically became Fundys guardian. Plus eret didn't show up to sign the papers.
@@songbonnie1953 no, he was at a friends house and wasn't even told the adoption day in the first place. he couldn't even have shown up if he was told to, since he was at a friends house for Thanksgiving.
"It is unclear if Philza and the fridge ever got married or if she is just the mother of his children" And this, my guys, is a sentence that makes sense in the Dream SMP but nowhere else
Techno confirmed that his parents were ripped to shreds by a pack of orphans. This accounts for his natural animousity towards orphans as well as any lingering self hatred due to the fact he is also an orphan. I personally like to imagine that Tommy and Tubbo are both orphans as well and Phil found them in the same box on the side of the road.
It’s worse that today Wilbur said he’s eaten every salmon he’s seen. I was like. Well now we know what happened to Sally since she kinda disappeared... yep
@Potatolie not sure if this is context but sally (aka wilburs wife or smth) is a salmon and wilbur said he's eaten every salmon hes seen so i guess sally got eaten by wilbur
I don't think that's canon. I'm pretty sure he was meming. It's been confirmed before that Sally isn't dead, only missing; Wilbur just put her in a bucket and accidentally lost her when Fundy was 9 lmao. That's why Fundy had a grudge against him before he was even exiled
Update: Ranboo has now been adopted by Philza canonically and is now living with him and Techno. Edit: Good god I get it, Tubbo and Ranboo are platonically married, this was made before then-
schlatt was tubbos dad (aswell as captian sparkles but they got a divorce? idk i just wanted to say he was also a part of tubbos life lmao) but he was struggling with his addictions and paying his bills, so him and tubbo went on a ‘trip’ and schlatt put him in a box and gave him a pet bee and left, then later Phil and tommy, Wilbur and techno found him in a box (TUBBOX AAYYYYY) and took him home. edit: bruh 1k like wAaaHt i mean pog tho edit 2: 1.5 k likes? okay sure thats OKAY THATS FINENEEN WIHFIAZKSHUEGZEHDGZ
We don't question the weird relationships that make no sense in the Dream SMP. Like how a human and a fish make a fox... Anyways I wish that Techno and Wil were twins along with the little brother Tommy. I wish Punz and Dream were the sons of Captain Puffy since they were like her ducklings that one stream lmfao. But either way it's a good story line. Fantastic video
@@arneyd1793 hey,so let me explain somethin': his hate for orphans is kinda canon to dream smp,right? If it is,it means that he is not in the SBI Family Because the backstory behind says that orphans killed his father and mother You heard that right(dont say that it's weird,considering the SBI Family has a Literal Fish and Fox on it lol) If Techno was really Philza's son,Philza should be not dadza but Deadza right now
@@yeehnope7471 (they also have a refrigerator) i think he changed his backstory mid story, wilbur did say they were brothers when he was talking to fundy, but i don't think techno (the real one not the story one) don't like those family arcs lmaooo, but yeah, basically in the canon, dadza is his long time friend instead right?
@@arneyd1793 yeah,and also it's kinda of weird probably the family dynamic because it's like him stabbing his family members and having himself betrayed by his own family hundreds of times lol It's literally the events that happened:Techno killed his adopted Brother with fireworks,then sometime after that he had to attack and probably kill his Brother,his Adopted Brother and whatever Fundy is to him in The SBI Family,i forgot ;-;) Then after that,his adopted brother and *insert what Fundy is to techno* (more like tried)executed him,because of his war crimes,and then his brother,after getting shelter from him,Betrayed him again And then he had to kill them again. Nice!
Update: Fundy being left at the alter by Dream is technically canon now since Fundy mentioned that he wanted to fight Dream and end him because of the wedding.
"We found him(tubbo) in a box on the side of the road and now he's president" -wilbur ( 5:28 I think that ninja's account got hacked bc in one of tommys videos on his yt, his skin was changed to an egirl and his name said something along the lines of "NinjaDivorcedGeorge")
@@cospaws8810 lol that's why I said he didn't deny the family dynamic in SBI but denied it from the Dream smp roleplay because it didn't fit with their characters and it's depressing for his family to betray one another every time🤦
i can't tell whether you're genuinely distressed when talking about the samsung/philza part of the family tree or you're just trying really hard not to laugh. either way, it's so hilarious.
@@RedBlueberryAnimates he hates orphans because his parent's were killed by orphans, he said that a long time ago, I think it was a MCC video, but yeah search the "Why techno hates orphans" vid and you can check that out
The orphans that killed his parents are philza (his dad) since he doesn't have parents in the lore and he killed the samsung fridge and philza was then killed by a baby zombie in his minecraft hardcore world.
@@lesogotaway4153 it's a joke based on that historians never properly write lgbtq relationships and always say " they're just good friends " and I thought it would be fitting
I’m fairly sure that the story with Tubbo is that Schlatt’s his dad, but one day they were driving somewhere, and Tubbo saw a bee, jumped out of the car window to chase it, and the sleepy boys found him later in either a mud puddle or a box.
Well... I don't know, that would also go with the fact that he hears dream voice in his head sometimes (that's canon) so maybe they were friends or family, but its probably nothing idk.
I've always felt that techno is more a kid who looked up to Phil. Like Phil taught him to fight or something like that. But they're more similar in age
Theory: Technoblade is actually an experiment “adopted” by dream where he was forced to kill off several orphans, hence his hatred for orphans, his advanced pvp and this is the reason why he and Dream have a symbiotic relationship, and since he’s an experiment he ages faster and stays in his prime for longer, and since Dream can erase memories he erased both his and Techno’s memories of the experiment due to possible trauma, but it still allows for the unnecessary hatred for orphans and why they still have respect for each other.
I actually have a theory on ranboo's parents. Theory 1 is thechnoblade (cuz I've seen some vids on techno being the father of ranboo but they're mostly gacha). Theory 2 is that his parents is a ghast and an enderman. and could be theory 2 cuz I saw a stream where in ranboo was digging up grass with his hands and didn't turn into a dirt block but instead into grass block, and the other reason is how ranboo had direct eye contact with an endermen and the enderman speaking to him and not killing him.
@@Vixie_01 Well the theorie that he is an Enderman is proven by himself and the picking up blocks just gives an extra to the fact that he is. But the other side will most likely be revealed later in the smp storyline or just in generell someday
I like how there are only two straight cannon relationships, and they are between a man and a fridge and a man and a fish
But we don’t know the gender of the fridge?
@@chaosincarnatea8755 Phil Referred to her as "mistress" so i am going to assume she is female (at least female presenting?) now, we have no clue if she is trans or if she is possibly gender fluid, but until further information is given, i will refer to their relationship as "cis" and straight.
And there is a single father, Lol
Cmon there are like only two women in the entire server and one of them is bi, they had to work with what they had.
@@pablopereyra7126 its okay, we love the representation.
5:59 the head movement lamoo
I was laughing so hard when you were seriously talking about philza having biological children with a smart refrigerator
"However Wilbur has lost all three of his lives and is now Ghostbur. Fundy is now an orphan."
Technoblade wants to know your location
Thanks for explaining that! I was absolutely confused!
I subbed btw.
Glad I could help! Thanks for the sub!
Hearing her talk about Phil throwing his fridge out as Cannon is killing me
*so basically half of the dream smp are relatives and even tho they have a connection with each other, they dont give a shit*
i can just imagine the children plopping out of the ice maker
“Skeppy is not in a confirmed relationship”
Skepboyhalo shippers: grrrr
Update : Ranboo and Tubbo have 1 adopted child (Micheal) leaving Tommy the only one single in the sleepy bois inc
"Officer, I did not have sex with that fridge-"
You should update this with Michael (Ramboo and Tubbos)
I watch this when I feel sad
From recent events after non canon quackitys (Meaning normal Quackity not Las Nevada’s Quacity) death sapnap said he was going to marry him but never got the chance to sad times man 😔
ranboo is the neighbour's kid that is basically part of the family (me irl lol)
*Me show my friend who is trying to learn about dream smp this vid*
the vid : Phil has children with a fridge and Wilbur has a child with a salmon
I don't know if its Canon but FoolishG is the Son of Puffy
so basically:
the old guy had sex with a fridge twice and he had the your new boyfriend guy and the annoying child
the old guy then adopted the bee man after finding him on the street.
the your new boyfriend guy then had an intercourse with a fish and they had the dutch furry
the annoying child had like 3 girlfriends or something but i forgot
the your new boyfriend guy dies and is orphaned by traitor boy
the bee man married the half white being and half enderman guy and they adopted a baby zombie pigman jockey and named it michael
sheep girl adopted the totem shark guy and then she also adopted the girl version of michael named michelle
but one stream the green blob followed sheep girl around, we don't know if she is the green blob's mother but it's most likely non-canon
creeper warden guy and the lemon tree guy then went out on a date and they hate each other now, the creeper warden guy even sliced the lemon tree guy's arm off
duck casino boy dated traitor guy and they broke up, one of duck casino boy's new boyfriends killed himself so he could frame the traitor guy for an explosion
duck casino boy, skater boy and mr beast friend all formed a canonically romantic relationship, they each got engaged
duck casino boy wasn't told of kinoko kingdom and felt abandoned by mrbeast's friend and skater boy
well ur half right about the c!philza bit so c!wilbur is c!philza's only son philza said this on a stream c!tubbo is um not really said to be or not to be c!philza's adopted son tommy has no parents but someone told me he once said in a stream that c!tommy was made in a lab i think i dunno really tho i am gonna need to check cuz i have not seen that stream so for the tommy part lets just say he has no parents at all thats all i have to say for that part cuz thats the only info for now.
@@luckycharms_ why did you write c! before everyones names lmao
@@FredIsMad um c ! means not the real person but the charater so it is less confuseing to who i am talking about.
@@luckycharms_ oh
Puffy is foolish's dad and dream's mother. Foolish comfirms that in a stream.
Ranboo and Tubbo have a child
She. Speed ran yt and I respect that.
A month ago u only have a subscriber now u have so many!!
U deserve it!keep up the good work!♡
I did know Quack, Karl, and Sap are engaged
Coral: says she has 1 subscriber
Me: POG IM YOUR FIRST SUB
George's SO has gone out for milk
I enjoyed the "Mythical Gods Family Tree" vid...
I love how she got the head of them expect dream bro got the entire body
and (ik im way late) now we have Ranboo and Tubbo - married. With their adopted child Micheal :)
Idk if this was before the beeduo marriage but technically Wilbur was married to Sally and Tubbo is married to Ranboo
BBH's wife should be skeppy
Fundy: I’m an Orphan
Technoblade: *This is where the fun begins*
HAHAHAHH
@@miizuakiya u know the rules and so do I say bye bye
Be prepared orphans
I DIDN'T PUT DEPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS FUNDY
HAHAHAHAHAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo.
"she was my salmon mistress." the best sentence ever
Wait if she was his salmon mistress, who was his actual wife?
@@dfquartzidn6151 Wilbur didnt have a wife, he fell in love with Sally who was his mistress so yeah Will character has SOME maid kinkie issues
@@itsnecesaryyes5210 OH...THAT kind of affair...LOL...
@@dfquartzidn6151 Yeah is the Minecraft bloodline ,they have those tastes for people or animals or half And half,or whatever they are into
When you realize that dream smp got the weirdiest family tree
Hey man... I know its been five months sense you said this but I think the Once Upon A Time family tree is MUCH MUCH more complicated. If you've never seen the show. Then you've been saved from so much more complications. Good luck.
Yes
@@curlyloucrewhi4043 I was going to say that too haha. It’s like everyone is one step away from incest D:
Mm yes
Bro
My SMP dad is a Pumpkin and my mom a Flower Crazy Fan
And my Brothers are a Dog a Human and a God
“Wilbur is the only one with a significant other”
Me: Tommy is married to the grind
And now Tubbo being married to ranboo
And tubbo is married to ranboo and has a son named Michael now
"Ph1lza canonically had children with a samsung smart fridge!"
Me: * chokes on water*
Wilbur has sec with a fish
My reaction was laughing too much that my face hurted
* chokes on air *
@@theyinthetree3480 “Wilbur had sec with salmon”
Me:spits out dinner*
Who gave birth
I wanna add a little something:
Eret didn't adopt Fundy, Phil said no and basically became Fundys guardian. Plus eret didn't show up to sign the papers.
Because he was SLEEP
@@songbonnie1953 he pulled a gogy
Fundy never set a date I believe so Eret didn't know the adoption was that day
@@songbonnie1953 no he din't he was on a vacation
@@songbonnie1953 no, he was at a friends house and wasn't even told the adoption day in the first place. he couldn't even have shown up if he was told to, since he was at a friends house for Thanksgiving.
"It is unclear if Philza and the fridge ever got married or if she is just the mother of his children"
And this, my guys, is a sentence that makes sense in the Dream SMP but nowhere else
There is an anime out there... Probably
@@mariobartolini2158 if there is manga of a vending machine waifu there is a anime of a fridge waifu
@@airbornewarningandcontrols396 wut
@@airbornewarningandcontrols396 i'm sorry, there's a w h a t
Momza married phil
did technoblade just orphan himself?
by rejecting parents
OH NO, techno is an orphan
HE BECAME WHAT HE SWORE TO DEFEAT!
OH SHIT-
OH MY-
Guess he gotta commit suicide-
“Phil is my only alive relative”
Tommy: *am I a joke to you*
I mean techno and tommy aren't related
Probably
And tubbo!
Yea but he came back from the dead
Wooper Stan!: “Phil is my only alive relative” Tommy: am I a joke to you
Tubbo: am I a joke to you
Techno denying his famiily, his just what the oldest brother would say
Trueee
@@britishdude7984 he said he doesnt believe it on the dream smp, because he said it wouldnt make sense if he just betrayed his brother (tommy)
@@aliyahimani6677 I meaaaannnn, techno betraying Tommy can be vice versa based on perspective
@@PS-vr1uv ye ik i’m just saying what techno said
@@aliyahimani6677 well, brothers can fight too
Everyone is Obama's child, as confirmed by Technoblade
True dream smp lore
welp
obama is the common ancestor
Obama is Jesus because Jesus created everyone.
This is a joke sorry if it was offensive will delete if needed
Mochi._.Creamo very funny I laughed
*when you realise that Tommy is basically Fundy’s uncle*
UncleInnit
I imagine Tommy saying: "Say hi to your underage uncle, Fundy."
I'm scared now-
i mean it's possibe if wibur had fundy before tommy was born
Honestly if you're asian that doesnt seem too weird
I have a friend who has a nephew that is like 7 years older than her
update: Ranboo and Tubbo have now gotten divorced multiple times and Ranboo forgot about each time :D
LMAO WHAT
Funny thing is, they’re brothers as well
@@Googly_ *wait what*
@@Googly_ sweet home-
@@trixcat5093 Alabama
Am I the only surprised how Coral's not laughing while saying the first few lines??
No I am also surprised at how
skeppy and bad have had multiple divorces
someone help them not get divorced for the like 93840274739283731st time
93840274739283732 nd
Actually 8913791733797748778298747473829297464710191982837464674949827363548288273 times U-U
Who dares me to find the exact number
@@treyes7366 me
Sapnap had to watch them get divorced so much 😭
So basically the george and ninja relationship is basically ninja saying "im going to go out and buy milk"
George sleeps and builds cottage core houses in order to cope with his husband leaving him /j
@austin ̇ᴗ ̇ It's tragic really 😔 /j
And George took the kids
@Laila Wolf truep
@@perrytheplatypus2001 GOD DAMN-
*“Phil had children with a Samsung refrigerator”*
*me immediately thinks: s a p n a p ?*
Tru tru
But no tho-
*realizes*
oh...
Oh....
OH
OH SHIZ WAIT WHAT
Same
I thought the same thing and got weirded out lol. Hopefully i different refrigerator
@@aura9309 I’ve got the key but he’s just the doormat
Update: tuboo and ranboo are engaged and have a adopted son named Michael
Fundy: aw man I'm an orphan again
Technoblade: good thing I've sharped my knife.. this is where the fun begins
Tubbo : Daaaad, am I adopted?
Dadza and Tommy : Yea
Tubbo : Oh *sad noises*
I wouldn't be surprised if Tubbo came from a Fletching Table and Phil sensed the inanimate DNA in him before going "Ah yes, this is my new child."
@@DoubleBoost23 LMFAO
Tommy: mum am I adopted!?!?!
Mum: yes
techno : *pulls out a sword*
This is the funniest comment I have seen in a while 😂
I needed this today
Techno confirmed that his parents were ripped to shreds by a pack of orphans. This accounts for his natural animousity towards orphans as well as any lingering self hatred due to the fact he is also an orphan. I personally like to imagine that Tommy and Tubbo are both orphans as well and Phil found them in the same box on the side of the road.
If that's the case then Tommy and Tubbo could both be brothers
I feel like Tommy wouldn't be adopted just cuz the skins kinda look similar.
When i read that part where you said his family was torn apart by orphans i laughed 💀
idk why but that killed me when I read “ripped to shreds by a pack of orphans”-
I like to imagine that Tommy is Philza’s actual son since their skins are similar but this would be cute too.
It’s worse that today Wilbur said he’s eaten every salmon he’s seen. I was like. Well now we know what happened to Sally since she kinda disappeared... yep
Oh my god
@Potatolie no :p :)
@Potatolie not sure if this is context but sally (aka wilburs wife or smth) is a salmon and wilbur said he's eaten every salmon hes seen so i guess sally got eaten by wilbur
I don't think that's canon. I'm pretty sure he was meming. It's been confirmed before that Sally isn't dead, only missing; Wilbur just put her in a bucket and accidentally lost her when Fundy was 9 lmao. That's why Fundy had a grudge against him before he was even exiled
Never knew wilbur was into vore
Update: Phil said canonically he only had one son which is Wilbur
So Tommy is adopted
_Tommy : Phil am i adopted ?_
-Phil: *_Yes_*
Tommy : *_Oh..._*
Okay- okay- but can we talk about sapnap, karl, and quackity being a three way relationship
There in a poly
@@hyperparcosm9165 I know- this comment is from four months ago *sobs*
@@beep1070 oh ok
@@hyperparcosm9165 yeahhh
@@beep1070 Lol I'm reading this another 4 months later
Update: Ranboo has now been adopted by Philza canonically and is now living with him and Techno.
Edit: Good god I get it, Tubbo and Ranboo are platonically married, this was made before then-
I came back from the future and I can say that Ranboo and Tubbo is Platonically engaged lol
Techno is now basically an uncle to phils kids lmao
Aren't Ranboo and Tubbo getting married tho?? Srry just confused
@@jms9877 they're platonically marrying each other not canonically
Let’s not forget adopted child Michael
Wait. Fundy is an orphan? Techno isn’t gonna like this one
He isnt anymore
Technoblade: -appers and chases fundy-
schlatt was tubbos dad (aswell as captian sparkles but they got a divorce? idk i just wanted to say he was also a part of tubbos life lmao) but he was struggling with his addictions and paying his bills, so him and tubbo went on a ‘trip’ and schlatt put him in a box and gave him a pet bee and left, then later Phil and tommy, Wilbur and techno found him in a box (TUBBOX AAYYYYY) and took him home.
edit: bruh 1k like wAaaHt i mean pog tho
edit 2: 1.5 k likes? okay sure thats OKAY THATS FINENEEN WIHFIAZKSHUEGZEHDGZ
tubbo in a box
or tubbox
Tubbo in a box, what will he do?
@@benedictfleur1238 lmao
(Also not canon)
Or, Captain Sparkles adopted Tubbo and on a road trip, Tubbo saw a bee out the window and jumped out the car like in that one meme
@@nova_cove i like to think that crumb threw tubbo out the window since in the meme they said there can only be one
And you can't forget that Tommy is married to the grind
If Tommy will ever be in a relationship, i think its gonna be his cow Henry or his discs
*what*
We don't question the weird relationships that make no sense in the Dream SMP. Like how a human and a fish make a fox... Anyways I wish that Techno and Wil were twins along with the little brother Tommy. I wish Punz and Dream were the sons of Captain Puffy since they were like her ducklings that one stream lmfao. But either way it's a good story line.
Fantastic video
canonically techno is most probably wilbur's twin, but he really refuses to admit it lmao he only says now that he is friends with phil
@@arneyd1793 hey,so let me explain somethin':
his hate for orphans is kinda canon to dream smp,right?
If it is,it means that he is not in the SBI Family
Because the backstory behind says that orphans killed his father and mother
You heard that right(dont say that it's weird,considering the SBI Family has a Literal Fish and Fox on it lol)
If Techno was really Philza's son,Philza should be not dadza but Deadza right now
@@yeehnope7471 (they also have a refrigerator) i think he changed his backstory mid story, wilbur did say they were brothers when he was talking to fundy, but i don't think techno (the real one not the story one) don't like those family arcs lmaooo, but yeah, basically in the canon, dadza is his long time friend instead right?
@@arneyd1793 yeah,and also it's kinda of weird probably the family dynamic because it's like him stabbing his family members and having himself betrayed by his own family hundreds of times lol
It's literally the events that happened:Techno killed his adopted Brother with fireworks,then sometime after that he had to attack and probably kill his Brother,his Adopted Brother and whatever Fundy is to him in The SBI Family,i forgot ;-;)
Then after that,his adopted brother and *insert what Fundy is to techno* (more like tried)executed him,because of his war crimes,and then his brother,after getting shelter from him,Betrayed him again
And then he had to kill them again.
Nice!
@@arneyd1793 what do you mean techno has stated like 3 times how it’s Non Canon and you should keep it as your Head cannon if you want???
My man philza has canonically taken 4 lives, 1 on wilbur, 3 on the samsung smart fridge
lol
lol
Lol
lol
Lol
Update: Fundy being left at the alter by Dream is technically canon now since Fundy mentioned that he wanted to fight Dream and end him because of the wedding.
so Jera is canon in the Dream SMP now?
Lol i think
No the marriage of Fundy and Dream isn't canon at all to the smp
When you watch Tommy's latest stream and you realise that phila only has tubbo left
"We found him(tubbo) in a box on the side of the road and now he's president"
-wilbur
( 5:28
I think that ninja's account got hacked bc in one of tommys videos on his yt, his skin was changed to an egirl and his name said something along the lines of "NinjaDivorcedGeorge")
Techno is still a part of the family, he just chooses not to roleplay it.
Yeah he didn't deny the family tree in SBI but denied it in the SMP.
@@gilgam7873 He said in the smp lore he is a close family friend.
@@cospaws8810 lol that's why I said he didn't deny the family dynamic in SBI but denied it from the Dream smp roleplay because it didn't fit with their characters and it's depressing for his family to betray one another every time🤦
@@gilgam7873 I was just agreeing with you sorry if it sounded like I was calling you wrong 😅
@@cospaws8810 lmao it's cool, I apologize too haha
Fun fact: sapnap once called dream his dad
That was meant to be a joke- and fun fact: bbh being sapnaps dad is more canon then SBI
Dream should be sapnap's Brother
@@niemampomyslunanickno no I think dream is foolishs brother
@@Lil-td8yy 1. Wait really?
2. But Still i Think he *should* be sapnap's Brother
Bruh every one knows it
Ok, this is amazing, but as of April 2021, Tommy canonically has no parents and is possibly adopted
Tecnoblades family was canonically ripped apart by kids at an orphanage and that is why he hates orphans.
They were turned into porkchops
Fundy: *sweats profusely*
@@anonymousgoat6552 the orphans were hungry I guess...
He's the second worse thing to happen to orphans.
@@phatratinyourarea990 *first
Thank you for explaining I was very lost!!!!
I'm glad it was helpful :)
@@kindacoral4847 wait- if sapnaps dad is Bbh, then who's his mom...
or should i say--- other dad 😳
you dont know--- anything could happen on the Dream SMP..
@@Probably_LostWAIT
@@Blyuip LMAO
What's with Phil's bloodline and banging wierd things?
A Samsung fridge, a literal fish... what the actual fuck?
it's for the funni
I think I know what's next
A poster
@@late_8106 no, a water bucket
*hol’ up*
The funny part is in the Sleepybois Bloodline Tommy is A brother to Wilbur right? sOoO that means that Technically Tommys sister in law is a fish :0
Well! Now there’s Ranboo and Tubbo adopting Michael
*YAY*
i can't tell whether you're genuinely distressed when talking about the samsung/philza part of the family tree or you're just trying really hard not to laugh. either way, it's so hilarious.
I like how seriously you’re talking about a samsung smart fridge
LOL
“Insane Man ‘mingled’ with a Samsung Fridge and later then destroy’s his children’s city.”
You’re profile is me when I saw this comment
“And murdered his Samsung mistress”
“FLORIDA MAN” in ocean man tune.
You forgot the fact that Tommy is married to the Grind
4:14
Thecnoblade: Orphan? *Gets the orphan obilator*
No wonder Wilbur didn’t know Philza was his father until he died!
He is the middle child!
When I saw that Quackity (am I spelling that right?), Karl, and Sapnap were engaged I metaphorically SCREAMED. I mean- WHAT
I was so happy
Although Quackity calling it cheating kinda hurt a bit-
same
Sapnap should be with his sword, with the sword which killed all the pets
techno should be adopted because his parents got killed by orphans
Good video
What but that means he’s a orphan but he hates orphans....... I’ma gonna for get this
@@RedBlueberryAnimates he hates orphans because his parent's were killed by orphans, he said that a long time ago, I think it was a MCC video, but yeah search the "Why techno hates orphans" vid and you can check that out
Yea
@@RedBlueberryAnimates I mean yeah he hates himself and everyone hates him seems legit
The orphans that killed his parents are philza (his dad) since he doesn't have parents in the lore and he killed the samsung fridge and philza was then killed by a baby zombie in his minecraft hardcore world.
I like how Philza is just like, "Uh Tubbo we found on the street. Ya, it's just that."
dont forget that he said he was faced down into a puddle
Logically, Techno was technically an orphan at one point-
I could see her as a news reporter type character that “sees everything” and is Involved somehow in the DreamSMP
Well people also say that ghostbur is canonically dating friend the sheep
Historians: they were just good friends
I'll see myself out-
@@gstevensonnenleiter2561 it could be that i get your awnser the wrong way, but they are actually dating, surch it up!
@@lesogotaway4153 it's a joke based on that historians never properly write lgbtq relationships and always say " they're just good friends " and I thought it would be fitting
@@gstevensonnenleiter2561 ohh thank you for explaining! Its a good one tho!
@@LeafClownver yesh its in the dream smp wiki
Imagine if that’s techno’s way of disowning his brothers lmaoo
Both Philza and Techno removes orphans from the world, Philza through adoption and Techno through surprise funerals
update : tubbo is now canonically platonically married to Ranboo and they have an adopted baby zombie piglin son named Michael
Tubbo is marrying tubbo?
@@cardboard758 fuck I wrote it wrong lol
it's tubbo + ranboo
Canonically platonically
Say that 5 times fast
I’m fairly sure that the story with Tubbo is that Schlatt’s his dad, but one day they were driving somewhere, and Tubbo saw a bee, jumped out of the car window to chase it, and the sleepy boys found him later in either a mud puddle or a box.
I'm pretty sure its non-canon tho. Like its an au
Well dad schlatt is smth the fandom came up with, its not canon
@@NLomadraws yep
No, schlatt dropped him of in a box with a bee on the side of the road.
@@cri5188 that's fannon (Fandom's headcannon).
I have 2 questions:
1- If Ramboo is part Dreamon, that would make him related to Dream somehow?
2- Was Puffy adopting Punz and Dream cannon?
Well... I don't know, that would also go with the fact that he hears dream voice in his head sometimes (that's canon) so maybe they were friends or family, but its probably nothing idk.
@MemexGoddess with ''the newest'' you are refering to Foolish G? and when did she disowned him?
@MemexGoddess Do you know around which minute was it?
Does anyoe else feel like techno is more like phil's brother than son?
I've always felt that techno is more a kid who looked up to Phil. Like Phil taught him to fight or something like that. But they're more similar in age
i think its more of a tony stark and peter parker relationship
He age difference thoooo
@@z6lda true
Maybe more like a best friend or cousin
Update philza has said in one stream that Wilbur is his only son when he learns that Tommy dies
Wait doesn’t Phil’s wife watch his streams? That’s all very interesting
Theory: Technoblade is actually an experiment “adopted” by dream where he was forced to kill off several orphans, hence his hatred for orphans, his advanced pvp and this is the reason why he and Dream have a symbiotic relationship, and since he’s an experiment he ages faster and stays in his prime for longer, and since Dream can erase memories he erased both his and Techno’s memories of the experiment due to possible trauma, but it still allows for the unnecessary hatred for orphans and why they still have respect for each other.
@@thegoldenking225 Wait...
sO hE hAtEs HiMsElF?
@@thegoldenking225
But dream could have put it in his mind
@@olivnuja1234
Well, Techno is Phil’s old friend, so unless Phil is in on it…
wouldn't that be a headcannon?
DreamXD is not the bloodgod
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3:52
Technoblade: I feel my sword tingling
Capin puffy and nikachu's relationship is so adorable
Just imagine walking into your best friend house or something and he is doing it to a fridge
isnt ranboo being cared for by philza? and Dream loves his mistresss
This video was made 2 weeks ago
I mean Fundy already tried to get Ranboo in the No Kissing Booth xD
but well that didnt work out cause to ranboo being a minor
Yep he said he mines
I actually have a theory on ranboo's parents. Theory 1 is thechnoblade (cuz I've seen some vids on techno being the father of ranboo but they're mostly gacha). Theory 2 is that his parents is a ghast and an enderman. and could be theory 2 cuz I saw a stream where in ranboo was digging up grass with his hands and didn't turn into a dirt block but instead into grass block, and the other reason is how ranboo had direct eye contact with an endermen and the enderman speaking to him and not killing him.
@@Vixie_01 Well the theorie that he is an Enderman is proven by himself and the picking up blocks just gives an extra to the fact that he is.
But the other side will most likely be revealed later in the smp storyline or just in generell someday
@@shira_8 welp the only thing we know is that one of ranboo's parents is an enderman cuz of his powers
Im at 3:26
So first, we have a samsung fridge to start it off. A litterally fish in the family too, WHAT NEXT JESUS
2:55 now i understand why technoblade can stab him so easily