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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024

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  • @half_lifescientist
    @half_lifescientist 4 месяца назад +21266

    “How would you like your brisket, sir?”
    “Fossilized.”

  • @dimfuturefilms9070
    @dimfuturefilms9070 4 месяца назад +3747

    Pompeii brisket

    • @Dyingfan
      @Dyingfan 3 месяца назад +48

      Nah that's ruthless 💀

    • @Permistasis
      @Permistasis 3 месяца назад +27

      Fossilized Protein 💀💀💀

    • @MitchellMeyer702
      @MitchellMeyer702 3 месяца назад +14

      Dammit, I was gonna say that 😆

    • @kooolainebulger8117
      @kooolainebulger8117 3 месяца назад +9

      looked like the bread they excavated from that region too💀

    • @johndoue6627
      @johndoue6627 3 месяца назад +3

      underrated comment

  • @Courier117
    @Courier117 5 месяцев назад +7415

    Damn the classic combat armor looks like 80s g.i.joe armor lol

    • @bobtehdinosaur
      @bobtehdinosaur 5 месяцев назад +301

      Was this response meant for a Fallout short? 😂

    • @pancake-de5iv
      @pancake-de5iv 4 месяца назад +79

      hello fellow mutant mods viewer

    • @keuwlcat1319
      @keuwlcat1319 4 месяца назад +37

      yoo did the fun times short show up before this one the one with the anti material rifle?

    • @cotenaijo3112
      @cotenaijo3112 4 месяца назад +148

      Bros comment jumped YT Shorts💀

    • @professionalevilrker
      @professionalevilrker 4 месяца назад +34

      Same problem happened to me 💀💀💀💀

  • @timbuckthe2nd642
    @timbuckthe2nd642 4 месяца назад +4188

    “Buh nuh nuh leaves” 💀

    • @leah_on_paws120
      @leah_on_paws120 4 месяца назад +21

      😢

    • @perlatorrijos198
      @perlatorrijos198 4 месяца назад +84

      Why is he leaving 😭

    • @zuseer516
      @zuseer516 4 месяца назад +110

      guga is brazillian and that is how you say banana in portuguese.

    • @blarfroer8066
      @blarfroer8066 4 месяца назад +127

      American discovers that there are other languages.

    • @HunterBidensCrackDealer
      @HunterBidensCrackDealer 4 месяца назад

      That's how you say it in Portuguese

  • @cale0176
    @cale0176 4 месяца назад +3169

    "This has never been done."
    "My take on"
    Pick one.

    • @msa7933
      @msa7933 4 месяца назад +80

      Those two things don't contradict each other.

    • @Bocchibass
      @Bocchibass 4 месяца назад +127

      ​@@msa7933 explain why

    • @msa7933
      @msa7933 4 месяца назад +110

      @@Bocchibass Because it's *his* take on it. No one has ever done his take on that cooking method.

    • @xtra_1807
      @xtra_1807 4 месяца назад +118

      @@msa7933Mr beast didn’t die for this

    • @mechanicalmonkee6262
      @mechanicalmonkee6262 4 месяца назад +151

      @@msa7933well, that implies that it’s his take on something that’s been done before, so he kind of does contradict himself

  • @kheik432
    @kheik432 4 месяца назад +596

    This has been done before

    • @Ksupreme_
      @Ksupreme_ 4 месяца назад +12

      Nooo really??

    • @cblbud
      @cblbud 4 месяца назад +15

      @@Ksupreme_ yea?

    • @cheifwaffle
      @cheifwaffle 4 месяца назад

      ​@@cblbudare you autistic? Just takin everything literally lol

    • @pizzaparkerhotdogmaguire3225
      @pizzaparkerhotdogmaguire3225 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Ksupreme_
      Too many times. Eastern countries like India, Pakistan, Arab countries has always done this
      These western scammers like Guga steal credit silently

    • @immasi8922
      @immasi8922 3 месяца назад +10

      @@cblbud Nooo really?????

  • @TheRedKing247
    @TheRedKing247 4 месяца назад +138

    This is basically just barbacoa...

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque 3 месяца назад +24

      But unseasoned lol, watching them taste it had me laughing because the only actual taste would be burnt banana leaves and mayyybe some burnt plastic from that polymer modeling clay they used instead of actual natural clay. "Mmmm it's so g-quick turn the cams off so I can spit this out."

    • @memeboi6017
      @memeboi6017 2 месяца назад +8

      @@Levacquelook right where he shows the brisket being put in the leaves, he seasoned it!

    • @umarabdaziz
      @umarabdaziz Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Levacque Burned banana leaves doesn't taste bad

    • @icebankmiceelf1034
      @icebankmiceelf1034 Месяц назад

      @@Levacqueyour wife cooks for you huh. No hate just know when you should keep your mouth shut.

    • @JamesSmith-xk1fb
      @JamesSmith-xk1fb Месяц назад

      @@Levacque you're just a racist haha

  • @tuomas0
    @tuomas0 4 месяца назад +105

    In finland theres a pork roast where you cover it with rhubarb leaves, newspaper and foil then dig a hole put it in there and then put a fire on top, leave for 4 hours

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 месяца назад +5

      Thats almost exactly pork laulau from hawaii. We just use kalo leaves to wrap the pork which end up cooking and getting mushy and on the outside of that ti leaves to hold in moisture

    • @Stabilization
      @Stabilization 3 месяца назад +3

      Ooo, I haven’t heard of anything that uses rhubarb leaves like that! As a wrap for cooking. Perhaps I should utilize all the wild rhubarb around my house then ahehehe

    • @zeroshepard9513
      @zeroshepard9513 3 месяца назад +1

      Im getting passport.

    • @juice6199
      @juice6199 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Stabilization make jam with the rhubarb, use the leaves to wrap & cook things. 👍

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque 3 месяца назад +5

      ​​@@Stabilization Please take care! Rhubarb leaves have to be cooked at high heat, like this person's traditional pit-baked meat, to break down the dangerous amount of oxalic acid. It's fine once it's heated (but high heat, past 300°F), but be aware that you can give yourself violent GI issues if you consume excess oxalic acid.

  • @Alex_hisfriendfromschool
    @Alex_hisfriendfromschool 4 месяца назад +217

    George did NOT die for this creation😭😭😭

    • @ZikedY
      @ZikedY 4 месяца назад +6

      He was just too curious

    • @waterysoda
      @waterysoda 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ZikedY🤦‍♂️

    • @ZikedY
      @ZikedY 3 месяца назад +3

      @@waterysoda I was referring to curious George…

    • @waterysoda
      @waterysoda 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ZikedY I know

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ZikedYI like how the Internet is so cooked we all knew about it

  • @Kell_Craask
    @Kell_Craask 3 месяца назад +72

    Dude cracked open that shiz like he was reanimating a Spectrobe fossil.

    • @TheNateRule
      @TheNateRule 2 месяца назад +1

      Someone who knows Spectrobes in 24 👍

    • @ancient5693
      @ancient5693 Месяц назад +1

      @@TheNateRuleToo be fair, the game itself is older than 70% of RUclips.

  • @QuandaleDingle-c4f
    @QuandaleDingle-c4f 3 месяца назад +107

    "How would you like your brisket, sir?"
    "Forged"

    • @Radnamrok
      @Radnamrok 26 дней назад

      🤣🤣🤣 Oh my my! You must be the funny guy in at least 10 people’s lives.

  • @mariothane8754
    @mariothane8754 3 месяца назад +32

    “I’d like my brisket Neolithic if you don’t mind.”

  • @emilquino
    @emilquino 4 месяца назад +166

    For a moment I thought you cooked the brisket to congratulations

    • @Gmancheeser
      @Gmancheeser 4 месяца назад +2

      Underrated comment

    • @4SS-FART
      @4SS-FART 4 месяца назад

      @@Gmancheeser stealing jokes that already went viral and getting 60 thumbs is pretty good.

  • @mariosalgado3131
    @mariosalgado3131 4 месяца назад +18

    "Something that was never done before"
    MULTIPLE CULTURES THROUGHOUT MULTIPLE COUNTRIES HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!!

    • @kekekeke2200
      @kekekeke2200 4 месяца назад +1

      Almost all cultures. Most other cultures that didn't do this either just buried meet under a fire instead or just let meat freeze to kill bacteria like in Siberia and here in Scandinavia

    • @robertguay3773
      @robertguay3773 Месяц назад

      Bet they didn't have Caps lock though.

  • @Aliasx2005
    @Aliasx2005 Месяц назад +2

    "How would hou like your brisket sir?"
    "Forgotten."

  • @tinfoilpapercut3547
    @tinfoilpapercut3547 3 месяца назад +8

    Juices: "May I leave?"
    Clay: "*shakes head while smiling coyly*

  • @BarrCode674
    @BarrCode674 3 месяца назад +5

    "At what temperature would you like your brisket cooked, sir?"
    "400.......BC."

  • @NAFProjects
    @NAFProjects 3 месяца назад +5

    "I wanted to try something that's never been done before" (does something that's literally thousands of years old)

  • @Biggsman_IV
    @Biggsman_IV 3 месяца назад +4

    I thought dawg actually turned that beautiful brisket into a chargrilled bubble for a second, I was about to be so sad.😭💀

  • @tiswhatitis4066
    @tiswhatitis4066 5 месяцев назад +166

    Guga is a mad scientist that never misses with experiments 😅 🔥🔥🔥

    • @AeroDr
      @AeroDr 4 месяца назад +8

      Except this time he used playing clay that specifically says on the packet it's not suitable for any kiln or cooking

    • @TheAlkochef
      @TheAlkochef 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@AeroDri would assume the guy can read and used something safe. xD not sure tho, hehe.

    • @jacquestube
      @jacquestube 4 месяца назад +4

      Dude it's literally just barbacoa

    • @MaximusChivus
      @MaximusChivus 4 месяца назад +12

      This isn't a new technique at all, this has been around for a good bit of human history in some areas

    • @jacquestube
      @jacquestube 4 месяца назад

      @@MaximusChivus people are idiots, they're going to pretend that their favorite channel is a genius

  • @fouadtabby4885
    @fouadtabby4885 Месяц назад

    "You see, I wanted to try something that wasn't done before"... moments before the disaster😂

  • @croci2246
    @croci2246 4 месяца назад +70

    “Never done before”

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque 3 месяца назад +2

      Well, probably not with plasticine modeling clay 😂 it's not always a good thing to be a pioneer

  • @thefinalslover
    @thefinalslover 2 месяца назад +2

    "How would you like you brisket sir"
    "Combusted"

  • @honestwarmonger4662
    @honestwarmonger4662 4 месяца назад +20

    Hmm tastes like Pompeii

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque 3 месяца назад +1

      And also some burnt plastic aroma mixed in, because that is polymer modeling clay 🤦

  • @CatPurrbain
    @CatPurrbain 2 месяца назад +1

    "How do you like your brisket"
    "Above well done, "congratulations"."

  • @mikeseymour1792
    @mikeseymour1792 4 месяца назад +774

    Native peoples of the northeast woodland portion of the United States have been cooking in this fashion for 100s of years. I learned from my grandfather, who was a popular fishing guide on the St. Laurence River. I have 😢only cooked fish in this fashion, but it's amazingly tasty.

    • @kekekeke2200
      @kekekeke2200 4 месяца назад +46

      It's been common among most cultures for thousands of years. And before they discovered putting clay around the meat they just put leaves or bark around meat and buried it and then had a fire burn on top for a night. Here in Sweden during the bronze age it was very common to bury fish with herbs in pine bark and have a big fire over the buried fish

    • @toryquinton2677
      @toryquinton2677 3 месяца назад +2

      Ive seen similar done with fish and fowl done by (I believe) the Nasqually in Washington.

    • @helema23
      @helema23 2 месяца назад +1

      i was about to mention this they also would burry the meat under the fire or in the ground to cook while they cooked other things.

    • @nikolainyegaard
      @nikolainyegaard 2 месяца назад +2

      No they haven’t, he literally said in the video that it has never been done before

    • @kekekeke2200
      @kekekeke2200 2 месяца назад +2

      @@nikolainyegaard first off, it has probably been done with brisket before, and even if it wouldn't have been done with brisket and that's the first time someone Cooks in clay then i guess im the pope

  • @yasserboumediane1010
    @yasserboumediane1010 3 месяца назад +4

    Bro excavated a brisket 💀

  • @DefaultUsername156
    @DefaultUsername156 Месяц назад

    Calling you a madman at this point is useless. You've already done way more insane ish. Love the content bro

  • @itschrisstyles4356
    @itschrisstyles4356 4 месяца назад +33

    the way guga says "banana leafs" is just so silly

    • @MetalizedButt
      @MetalizedButt 3 месяца назад +1

      It’s actually correct. American way is wrong and silly.

  • @Monketrucker
    @Monketrucker Месяц назад +1

    "How would you like your brisket,sir?" "cremated"

    • @__-zh4br
      @__-zh4br Месяц назад

      I was gonna say that

  • @ins344
    @ins344 5 месяцев назад +28

    I really like this guy & the way he is trying to live his life. Kudos for giving us insights into healthy living.

    • @xan42O
      @xan42O 4 месяца назад +1

      Healthy? That's red meat lol

    • @pharmacykeyzs
      @pharmacykeyzs 4 месяца назад +1

      @@xan42Ored meat isn’t as unhealthy as you think it is

    • @kekekeke2200
      @kekekeke2200 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@xan42Oif you want to get picky everything is unhealthy in the wrong levels and most things are healthy in the right levels. Sugar is unhealthy but a very big part of the world population needs it due to certain medical conditions that require sugar to raise or lower blood sugar or such, while some people can die from simply eating lettuce wich is seen as very healthy. You can live on the keto diet and be healthy and you can avoid all meat and be somewhat healthy.

  • @mexi_nate4270
    @mexi_nate4270 2 месяца назад

    I love how this guy always finds methods of cooking of beef weather if it’s a new cooking method or drowning it in a ingredient (like butter bath for example)and always looks tasty and makes my mouth water 🤤

  • @jojikyre5470
    @jojikyre5470 4 месяца назад +41

    i know its mostly for like a wow factor but i cant help but feel like he thinks his fans are stupid or something. Like he actually expects us to believe this has never been done or thats never been done or that "ooh this a 1 dollar steak". I dunno, theres no need to try and full people let alone your fans. The videos are absolutely fine and interesting on there own without the misinformation and lies.

  • @WestyZaffles
    @WestyZaffles 3 месяца назад

    “How would you like your brisket, sir?”
    “Killdozer, please.”

  • @Raaaahhhhbbbie
    @Raaaahhhhbbbie 4 месяца назад +3

    That brisket looks like season 7 Jorah Mormont

  • @Silent_k225
    @Silent_k225 2 месяца назад

    Crunch crunch crunch
    "Hey man you got the clay outta this before giving it to me right?"
    " uhhhh yeea man sure totally"

  • @miguelaparecido3048
    @miguelaparecido3048 4 месяца назад +3

    bro at first i think thats a smoker lung 💀

  • @user-ic8vf5ss4h
    @user-ic8vf5ss4h 2 месяца назад

    “Trimmed it really good” agh the art of language… 😂

  • @KingTaco374
    @KingTaco374 5 месяцев назад +15

    I thought it was a brisket wrapped in lava

  • @zander4141
    @zander4141 2 месяца назад

    I had a look of horror, sadness, relief and then craved some of that

  • @NeilNair-t4k
    @NeilNair-t4k 4 месяца назад +9

    “Juicy to the max” 💀💀💀💀

  • @MyDirtydan
    @MyDirtydan 3 месяца назад

    That actually looked phenomenal. It's so easy to dry out a brisket. Great job.

  • @Icyexoticc
    @Icyexoticc 4 месяца назад +5

    His voice is so soothing.

  • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
    @alexandresobreiramartins9461 2 месяца назад

    Reminded of Hannibal. But some differences:
    - Hannibal used lotus leaves for the poetic effect
    - Hannibal made flower decorations on the clay for the poetic effect
    - Hannibal used a human thigh for authenticity

  • @ThoughtlessSage
    @ThoughtlessSage 4 месяца назад +3

    Guga please try to make a paste out of eggplant, first grill the eggplant make sure the eggplant skin is burned then blender it then add your spices. When the paste is made cover/ put it in steaks and fridge it for an hour then grill it.

  • @iamtonk8069
    @iamtonk8069 2 месяца назад

    I love the way guga says banana it is pleasing to hear😅

  • @kaidaxzz
    @kaidaxzz 3 месяца назад +2

    George cooper would go crazy

  • @Schproemftell
    @Schproemftell 4 месяца назад +19

    And what makes you think nobody tried this before ?

  • @evandomenchello4758
    @evandomenchello4758 2 месяца назад

    This was such a good experiment Guga, do it again with other clays to to see if there's a difference.

  • @Hexatal
    @Hexatal 2 месяца назад

    "How would you like your brisket?"
    "antediluvian."

  • @Marzits_Windhelm
    @Marzits_Windhelm 3 месяца назад

    “How do you like your brisket.”
    “Santa said I was on the naughty list.”

  • @mixedvisions360
    @mixedvisions360 3 месяца назад

    Guga is an American treasure. What an inspirational success. 💪🏽😎🇵🇷

  • @vidnabergoj3575
    @vidnabergoj3575 4 месяца назад +4

    Nro went to stone age😂😂

  • @choquittomaluco7781
    @choquittomaluco7781 2 месяца назад +1

    That out layer looked like an Pharaoh Curse was held inside

  • @little_bergnid
    @little_bergnid 4 месяца назад +3

    .... Is that plastic based clay????

  • @shadowbonbon3
    @shadowbonbon3 Месяц назад

    “How would you like your brisket sir”
    “mammoth style”

  • @somanyotter
    @somanyotter Месяц назад

    "How would you like your Brisket, Sir"
    "Triassic" 💀

  • @christopherwoodsum1706
    @christopherwoodsum1706 2 месяца назад

    The outside looked like fossilized charcoal but the inside looked heavenly

  • @creeper0215
    @creeper0215 4 месяца назад +3

    Who let Instagram comments out in RUclips

    • @GiaKhánhPhạm-p8g
      @GiaKhánhPhạm-p8g 4 месяца назад

      RUclips switched to putting newest comments up front. Now everything is unsorted and rude shits can be visible everywhere.

  • @norwegianopossum135
    @norwegianopossum135 2 месяца назад

    “How would you like your brisket?”
    “Pompeii”

  • @TerraMcgarden
    @TerraMcgarden 4 месяца назад +8

    I've never seen baked clay look like that before, not to mention you need to smash it with something not chip it away like hard charcoal.
    I remember this video you used Crayola air dry clay and baked it in a pizza oven.
    Was this a joke video? Please tell me it's a joke video and I just took it too seriously.
    I remember screaming at this video.

  • @naomiburgess9619
    @naomiburgess9619 3 месяца назад

    Not surprised this turned out well, you’ve basically made an above-ground imu!

  • @s0dapop664
    @s0dapop664 4 месяца назад +1

    Young Sheldon dad: 👁🫦👁

  • @RoachdoggJR555
    @RoachdoggJR555 3 месяца назад

    Dude that brisket looks amazing

  • @Niko_Bellic2
    @Niko_Bellic2 3 месяца назад

    Bro unearthed ancient debris from Pompeii and called it a brisket

  • @MonstrousGames-i3w
    @MonstrousGames-i3w Месяц назад

    bro left that for 65 million years 💀🙏🏻

  • @jakekilla1106
    @jakekilla1106 3 месяца назад

    “I wanted to try something that had never been done before” proceeds to do something that has been done many times before

  • @MariamMariam-pb3io
    @MariamMariam-pb3io Месяц назад

    "long before time had a name" type of brisket

  • @TheGreatVandoly
    @TheGreatVandoly 4 месяца назад +1

    “Oh, very surprising.”
    Ok, how is it surprising? Good, bad? What’s it taste like? Gonna need more than just surprising.

  • @Traylbl43er007
    @Traylbl43er007 4 месяца назад

    His stomach ~im full
    His appendix~so am i 💀💀💀

  • @eggofshell
    @eggofshell 2 месяца назад

    Now thats what i expect The Rock to be cookin.

  • @Salami-s5o
    @Salami-s5o 3 месяца назад

    George Cooper did not die for this 💀💀💀

  • @Kneecaptain
    @Kneecaptain 3 месяца назад

    “How would you like your brisket, sir?”
    “Oo oo aa aa”

  • @Spoo-ked
    @Spoo-ked 3 месяца назад +1

    This brisket went to the retirement home

  • @Moponen
    @Moponen 2 месяца назад

    "This has never been done before" then why did I know exactly what it was having watched Hannibal. Except that show did it way more fancy

  • @andresdiaz2578
    @andresdiaz2578 2 месяца назад

    At first I thought it was the Pompeii version of a brisket until I saw the banana leaf😂

  • @kokujin5446
    @kokujin5446 2 месяца назад

    Thats pretty much how we cook our food for special events. Its insanely good

  • @Reckless-mindfulness
    @Reckless-mindfulness Месяц назад

    This has never been done, except, dozens of cultures across the world for thousands of years.

  • @demonblade198akaecho8
    @demonblade198akaecho8 3 месяца назад

    The shell looks like a item drop from a godskin boss fight in elden ring.

  • @sticks_and_stones7369
    @sticks_and_stones7369 4 месяца назад

    "How would you like your brisket, sir?"
    "Hunted and gathered."

  • @YNWA-1888
    @YNWA-1888 25 дней назад

    You're absolutely at it now guga

  • @ThatShinyGuy
    @ThatShinyGuy 2 месяца назад

    Bro that thing looked like the skin of every Elden ring boss

  • @ThornVangu
    @ThornVangu Месяц назад

    Brisket looked like it got hit with the flame of frenzy.

  • @li-nexus9574
    @li-nexus9574 3 месяца назад

    The way he says "banana" is incredible

  • @marleyboy7732
    @marleyboy7732 3 месяца назад

    Being brisket is my favorite. I almost wanted to cry cause I thought you destroyed it at first.

  • @theAEDan
    @theAEDan 4 месяца назад +1

    *People who like steak:* Can’t wait to get the boys round and fire the burner up.
    *People who love steak:* I’m going to need some clay.

  • @Zeenomoth_Gzxpho
    @Zeenomoth_Gzxpho Месяц назад +1

    Dammit now I gotta go buy a brisket to try this 😂

  • @ZatClaire
    @ZatClaire 3 месяца назад

    Not me seeing the title and thinking of Bridget Guilty Gear in Flintstones cosplay 💀

  • @gruntocranberry1322
    @gruntocranberry1322 21 день назад

    Homie watched hannibal and was like "perfect!".

  • @Dastankbeets9486
    @Dastankbeets9486 4 месяца назад +1

    That thing looks like a breakable wall in Doom Eternal

  • @eggman7527
    @eggman7527 4 месяца назад

    That looked FANTASTIC!! I almost tried to take a bite out of my phone!

  • @AndrewRoche-j9z
    @AndrewRoche-j9z 3 месяца назад

    Bro the caveman inside my soul started to drool hungry.

  • @WiseArkAngel
    @WiseArkAngel 2 месяца назад

    Bro made the Pompeii special 💀 🌋

  • @Blaze_the_radiant_bunny
    @Blaze_the_radiant_bunny 3 месяца назад +2

    For a sec I thought he broke off a chunk of the road

  • @diddly_fiddle___7119
    @diddly_fiddle___7119 3 месяца назад

    "I like the char" funny moments

  • @K-MasterGirl
    @K-MasterGirl 4 месяца назад

    He says Clay like I’d imagine a villager from Minecraft would

  • @avendary
    @avendary 4 месяца назад

    Looks like something Hannibal Lecter would make

  • @PLZENg
    @PLZENg 3 месяца назад

    "only honey and wine ages fine"
    "Says who?"

  • @kaii7147
    @kaii7147 3 месяца назад

    "I love cooking with clay. It creates a more succulent dish and adds a little theatricality to dinner" if you know, you know lol.

  • @Beef_Strokinoff
    @Beef_Strokinoff 3 месяца назад

    The pioneers used to cook these babies for days