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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @TopHatWarrior
    @TopHatWarrior 28 дней назад +29

    27:52 Buddy is actually just lying about that experience lmfao

    • @dons1477
      @dons1477 28 дней назад +7

      I just came to say this.

    • @trappx2
      @trappx2 24 дня назад

      Your literally the 2 dumb people from the story....... Like your literally doing the same thing.

  • @IsYitzach
    @IsYitzach 28 дней назад +29

    Story 6: Gravity is not constant across the surface of the earth. But it is very nearly so. We thought it was for long enough that we almost defined the meter off of it using pendulums. Then we accurately measured gravity in multiple places using these pendulums and found the slight variations. And that idea was chucked out the window.

    • @andrewbrock4636
      @andrewbrock4636 28 дней назад +2

      @@IsYitzach well yeah it's based on the radius of the planet, but any variance is nearly neglible

    • @petelee2477
      @petelee2477 16 дней назад

      ​@@andrewbrock4636 almost is not the same as equal.

  • @TheBoardProgrammer
    @TheBoardProgrammer 28 дней назад +24

    "This person is stupider than me and is in charge of me." If you become an technical expert in your field, you will work under management that is not qualified to do their own job, let alone criticize yours. Make sure you take that into account when you negotiate compensation.

  • @RichBensen
    @RichBensen 23 дня назад +3

    "This person is stupider than me and is in charge of me".
    Welcome to life, kid.

  • @andym2090
    @andym2090 28 дней назад +38

    "make a cow right now out of nothing"
    Isn't that how creationism works, they called them selves stupid

    • @Aelsenaer
      @Aelsenaer 28 дней назад +3

      Comeback of the year.

    • @IsYitzach
      @IsYitzach 28 дней назад +3

      That's how evolution works except you start at the level of cells. That is not an easier feat.

    • @Orsonfoe
      @Orsonfoe 28 дней назад

      its an annoying double standard the seem to have. we got a redicules faiths in the religons of 'science" and "evoultion" and thats bad but they got faith for their actual religon and that A-O-kay. honestly it just shows the dont know what evolution is , have no faith in their god, and just want to be seen win the argument

  • @Auriorium
    @Auriorium 28 дней назад +25

    Story one.
    Had a similar encounter, I rebuffed back with "Why Are you Questioning God's power? Are you really that Prideful that you would question a Divine Being on what he can or can not do?" the person had the biggest Surprised Pikachu face before walking away. Mind you I am an Atheist.

  • @chiplobay6126
    @chiplobay6126 28 дней назад +15

    My "I am surrounded by idiots" moment comes every day at work.

    • @Spyro757
      @Spyro757 28 дней назад

      Is one of them a manager?

    • @echospecter2450
      @echospecter2450 25 дней назад +1

      I work at a restaurant with old customers and yeah it gets stupid fast, the kicker is the old people I work with that do things wrong because "that's just how they do it" the cognitive dissonance of not understanding after 40 years that the 16 year old she didn't train never got the memo and creates a reoccurring proble.

  • @ericb3157
    @ericb3157 28 дней назад +18

    these stories make me think of Flat-Earthers.
    they keep saying "the water in a glass looks flat therefore the entire world is flat" and other utterly idiotic things they think are "gotcha logic"...
    i usually respond, "have YOU see the EDGE of earth YOURSELF?"
    that shuts up half of them, the rest just *copy-paste the exact same nonsense again* !
    they have NOTHING to say but "denial of reality".
    AND when called out for their TOTAL lack of ANY evidence, they ALWAYS say, "do your own research!"

    • @ShapesWithoutColors
      @ShapesWithoutColors 28 дней назад

      Water in a glass doesn't look flat. It has a meniscus.

    • @w.reidripley1968
      @w.reidripley1968 21 день назад

      And they can't answer how, or why, spherical trigonometry, not planar Euclidean trig, is needed navigating the seas.

  • @perhapsbutmaybe
    @perhapsbutmaybe 28 дней назад +15

    People you can admit you were wrong without being wrong about everything you believe.

  • @ShapesWithoutColors
    @ShapesWithoutColors 28 дней назад +5

    Every election I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots. A quarter of the people voting for the Republican, a quarter voting for the Democrat, and half not voting at all.

  • @IsYitzach
    @IsYitzach 28 дней назад +6

    Story 23: People do weird stuff when their life is on line. They generally don't do the smart thing unless it has been constantly drilled into them. This is one of those examples. OP kept their wits about them. Everyone else melted down. This isn't a smart vs. idiot problem. This is a training problem.

  • @343themarine
    @343themarine 28 дней назад +2

    Story 6: I know that there were way mother things for OP to have this complaint, but gravity actually changes on Earth.
    Is just by a fraction of a percent, so not enough to be a noticible for humans or animals, but its enough the be a problem for high precision science experiments.
    Some times scientist have need to use instruments to get the local gravitation constant before doing the actual experiment.

  • @HannahSiemer
    @HannahSiemer 27 дней назад +2

    The girl with the birth control pill dilemma, well, I could not have kind of meth in my head, that sounds like an extremely circular conversation, and I absolutely despise circular conversations. I completely understand your frustration.

  • @caldex1557
    @caldex1557 28 дней назад +8

    If you tell someone funny misinformation as a joke, you should, after having your laugh, instantly clear it up. its not the best, especially for your girlfriend, and make her look like an idiot by telling it to others.

  • @Xtremegamer645
    @Xtremegamer645 22 дня назад +1

    watching this video and seeing the background has made me want to play skyrim again lmao

  • @Icalasari
    @Icalasari 21 день назад +1

    Story 23 - People don't think when panicking. It's why a good chunk of training for emergency services involves making it automatic - So they go straight to the training when in a panicked state

  • @LysanderDarkfyre
    @LysanderDarkfyre 27 дней назад +4

    I am surrounded by idiots. AKA America in a nutshell

  • @finndemoncat9379
    @finndemoncat9379 28 дней назад +3

    28:22
    How do you get to college with such a non basic math undrerstanding?
    I can't tell if it was the school system that failed to teach them. Since they entered college I have to assume it's a private one.

  • @melindastreeter7149
    @melindastreeter7149 26 дней назад +3

    This isn’t the nicest of comments but when I run out of patience (granted I don’t have a lot of that) I say that I absolutely refuse to allow them to DUMB me down and walk away. It takes them a minute to figure that one out and I’m away from the terminal stupids.

  • @onionbubs386
    @onionbubs386 13 дней назад

    When my manager and coworkers were talking about how "God's Not Dead" was such a powerful and well written movie

  • @earndoggy
    @earndoggy 17 дней назад

    I love these snotty little kids who think they know better than everyone else LOL

  • @Durandel2005
    @Durandel2005 28 дней назад +1

    My top I'm surrounded by idiots moment came at work when my CO workers were more interested in hearing their supervisor brag about his vasectomy in a work related meeting vs discussing work subjects.. I was cringing while keeping a forced smile on my face I kept thinking the day is almost over I'm being forced to attend this.. bear with it..

  • @shaymorcormick8743
    @shaymorcormick8743 25 дней назад +3

    Christians trying to prove God or disprove evolution is always fucking hilarious

  • @tabitha.shipley
    @tabitha.shipley 27 дней назад +1

    It's the Lion King reference for me hahaha.

  • @darkchia00
    @darkchia00 28 дней назад +86

    The irony of a T supporter not wanting to accept someone telling them "look it up" as a legit debating point.

    • @TERMINATOR101-b8j
      @TERMINATOR101-b8j 28 дней назад +9

      I can see it now "I'm not doing your job!" Of course, I've seen it by dolts of all ideologies.

    • @utterbutter08
      @utterbutter08 28 дней назад +12

      Growing up “look it up” was not a debating point because the internet was not so easily accessed. Now we have a nigh infinite well of information in our hands yet people are so stubborn and ignorant.
      Back then it was understandable but now it’s a poor choice people make

    • @iamthecheese2737
      @iamthecheese2737 28 дней назад +5

      Rent Free

    • @Lsugreedo
      @Lsugreedo 28 дней назад +12

      Im not fighting your argument for you....if you want to make points in an argument or your stance you can't just say look it up...that means you have no idea what you're talking about...youre going off talking points that you can't back up....youre just echoing bs you heard which was probably false or an opinion piece

    • @SarujinieUras
      @SarujinieUras 28 дней назад +3

      @@Lsugreedo in case your teachers never told you, you're only supposed to use one period when you end a sentence. Hope this helps.

  • @danielfrancis2627
    @danielfrancis2627 28 дней назад +5

    To give some advice for story 18 or anytime, my late grandmother would say opinions are like buttholes we all have them.

    • @pompe221
      @pompe221 26 дней назад +2

      LOL, I had a manager tell me that EXCUSES are like buttholes, everyone has one. Unfortunately for her, we're both nurses so I could reply, "Yeah, and the reason we all have buttholes is because they serve an extremely important and valid function - just like some excuses!"

  • @arinhjorulfr
    @arinhjorulfr 24 дня назад

    My I am surrounded by idiots happens almost every day as I get across so many every day.

  • @slipstick985
    @slipstick985 19 дней назад

    Get thee out of the presence of the foolish man, when thou perceivith not the lips of wisdom within him.
    When the teacher askes the class, "What's the biggest object in the solar system." say, "Your ego."

  • @boogiebear3095
    @boogiebear3095 24 дня назад

    I am doing a binge watching session

  • @IsYitzach
    @IsYitzach 28 дней назад +2

    Story 4: If you think the is talking about you, then it is. If you think it is talking about someone else, then the evidence is inconclusive. But at least this piece of evidence isn't pointing at you.

  • @Isamu1416
    @Isamu1416 26 дней назад +2

    basically with the American education system I can be if I understand the education system is not designed that everyone has to learn something to get somewhere but how did someone manage to become a doctor or nurse without knowing the concept of basic math patients could die because you got the calculation wrong how much of a unit of a drug you have to give them

  • @philippawilson8332
    @philippawilson8332 28 дней назад +1

    Now I want to play this game again

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 28 дней назад

    When I grew up in Bakersfield, my most favorite thing to do in the whole world was to go to the chapter plays. My favorite was Rocketman. This was a “no brakes” chapter. The bad guy had him trapped in the car, brakes and steering sabotaged, door welded shut, and as the car went towards the end of the cliff with Rocketman trapped in there, and went over the cliff, I was so excited.
    I was the first in line the next Saturday, and they always play the conclusion of the previous chapter, before starting the new one. Well, it turned out that in the new chapter, Rocketman somehow bailed out of the car before it went over the cliff. All the other kids cheered. But not me. I stood up and shouted “Are you kidding me!? They just cheated us! Do you all have amnesia!? HE DIDN’T GET OUT OF THE COCK-A-DOODIE CAR!” I got kicked out and banned from there after that.

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa 26 дней назад

      I mean... almost every movie serial cheats like that? Every single one ever made. They're actually famous for how bad they cheat... though I guess there's always a first time for everyone where you find out.

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 26 дней назад

      @Wendy_O._Koopa No, you missed the reference.

  • @FunkyBaconArts
    @FunkyBaconArts 20 дней назад

    You think it would be easier for people to put their stuff away if you told them to "please put away or secure any loose items or devices before landing"? Because electronics is hardly the only objects that can bounce around in a rough landing even if it probably is the most common item people have in their hands.
    Also i think the most common reason people get confused about it is because they probably heard electronics like phones can interfere with the plane because of the signals they emit, so something like a camera or CD player would make less sense to put away as they doesn't emit any signals.

  • @civilwildman
    @civilwildman 27 дней назад

    My last guild in World of Warcraft before I quit the game. They were more interested in goofing around than playing it successfully (like I was). After the guild broke up (a dispute over loyalty vs talent in raids), I had enough. The time sink, the guild drama and the trolling turned me away from MMORPGs forever.

  • @magicdragon9325
    @magicdragon9325 3 дня назад

    The birth control one sounds like everyone is confused. The girl seemed to be thinking that she needed to take pills everyday, and the nurse seemed to be thinking she only needed to take 24 pills in a month then the next 6 or 7 would be off days for her period. Nurse is still an idiot for not figuring out what the girl was saying and either correcting her and saying she only needs to take them for 24 days, then have 6 or 7 days off, or realize she was wrong and give the extra months.

  • @dcarbs2979
    @dcarbs2979 26 дней назад +1

    How is it possible to function being this dim?

  • @onionbubs386
    @onionbubs386 13 дней назад

    Creationists really think evolution works like in Pokemon lmao

  • @w.reidripley1968
    @w.reidripley1968 21 день назад

    Story 15, hunting the wild Kebab: now show your Turkish girlfriend all the Wild Scottish Haggis videos now populating the Net.

  • @benwillems8584
    @benwillems8584 11 дней назад

    A bank in a hospital...
    The reason I'm not surrounded by these idiots is because I live in europe.

  • @BezddDakota
    @BezddDakota 27 дней назад

    Why I feel like the prescription story had to do more with insurance then the doctor not knowing math? Like OP was right on the math but knowing more certain pharmacies are and insurance being a pain, I understand why only 12 refills.

  • @PartyDude_19
    @PartyDude_19 22 дня назад +1

    I'm a Leftist in West Virginia.
    Need I say more?

    • @onionbubs386
      @onionbubs386 13 дней назад

      It's just you and the McElroy's. Godspeed.

  • @Lorgar64
    @Lorgar64 26 дней назад +2

    Story 18: it's a thing that happens. He marries you, takes you to his home country "to visit family". Turns out you're also a citizen through marriage, and you have no rights now you're there. Your home country can't do anything to the citizen of another country without an expensive diplomatic incident.

  • @jasondouglas152
    @jasondouglas152 28 дней назад +1

    Itd be easier to name the few moments im not

  • @zarachastellaris9016
    @zarachastellaris9016 4 дня назад

    People follow like sheep

  • @Jurtaani
    @Jurtaani 28 дней назад

    9:49 that is in fact false statement and you can easily proof that.
    i mean all bathroom scales increase the force of gravity at least 2x when people step on it. 🤣

  • @Ekpyrotic51913
    @Ekpyrotic51913 28 дней назад

    Any time you drive in nj......

  • @FansyBLK
    @FansyBLK 27 дней назад +4

    T supporters making up stories 😂😂😂😂

  • @bensoncheung2801
    @bensoncheung2801 28 дней назад

    👁

  • @charlotte2688
    @charlotte2688 25 дней назад +3

    Trump supporter claiming to be surrounded by idiots is ironic

    • @w.reidripley1968
      @w.reidripley1968 21 день назад

      Charlotte2688, remember just how much of the country preferred KH's kind of thinking even after hearing one or more of her speeches?
      Surrounded? -- oh, yes indeed.
      Conservatives have long held the brain power and wisdom. They read analytical books.

  • @kylenabe2965
    @kylenabe2965 26 дней назад +3

    How I feel with every trump supporter 😂

  • @harran9962
    @harran9962 28 дней назад

    Comment 2 here!

  • @Spyro757
    @Spyro757 28 дней назад +2

    1 I got in trouble for saying rude customers and for just checking time on my phone yes there is such a thing as just checking the time on your phone no that doesn’t mean that I’m being lazy since this happened today I can’t say where this took place I hate customers 2 November 2024 that’s all I’m going to say

  • @patmx5
    @patmx5 28 дней назад +2

    Story 20 - he was initially aware of the lies and misquoting, but was eventually worn down into believing things that aren’t true.

    • @ughaghost
      @ughaghost 28 дней назад +4

      or he *gasp* actually found some real evidence and talked to some people and realized that he was wrong.

    • @patmx5
      @patmx5 28 дней назад

      @@ughaghost You mean 'real evidence' like the Charlottesville lie that they're _still_ running with despite it being debunked SEVEN YEARS AGO?

    • @patmx5
      @patmx5 28 дней назад

      @@ughaghost Like Charlottesville?

  • @08303loka
    @08303loka 28 дней назад +1

    Story 16: the enter price was asking for the original price of the item... omg op was the idiot there.

  • @landshrimp
    @landshrimp 28 дней назад +1

    If everyone in the room is an idiot, you're the idiot

  • @Ilovepointlessstorys
    @Ilovepointlessstorys 28 дней назад +1

    Honestly, the guy with the coupon story is the idiot in that story. A coupon to ducks the price. A dollar coupon saves you a dollar. The ice cream is 4.99 and it makes the ice cream free. You would type in 4.99 because that’s how much it’s going to take off. That’s just common sense. I honestly don’t know anybody that had to be told that lol.

    • @IsYitzach
      @IsYitzach 28 дней назад

      And you're idiot in your own story here. How do you know that the program is supposed to duck the price by the given amount or ask for the amount to be left? They are both valid ways of working. There are many different programs written by many different companies for different tills. Both can happen.

  • @VEY_VICTUS
    @VEY_VICTUS 28 дней назад +1

    Always something anti trump mixed into these or something insulting republicans in general. 🎉enjoy the next few years

    • @gobot4455
      @gobot4455 27 дней назад +3

      Well, if you are going to presemt such easy targets, you don't have to threaten folks with a good time. I absolutely will enjoy the next few years. If you can't have progress, you might as well enjoy the dumpster fire. Pass the popcorn.

    • @havanadaurcy1321
      @havanadaurcy1321 27 дней назад +2

      Enjoy being called sex offender cabinet next few years

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa 26 дней назад +2

      Pro-Trumpers are the stupidest demographic world-wide, so it fits the topic... what were you expecting?

    • @w.reidripley1968
      @w.reidripley1968 21 день назад

      Not wrongful to say "I'm surrounded by bigots." Could they in truth be anything but?

    • @onionbubs386
      @onionbubs386 13 дней назад

      Ah yes, republicans, known for never insulting people they don't like. You're so oppressed.