Can Gay People Drive? | Good Children: S3E6: Riding In Cars With Twinks

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This week the boys discuss the psychological ramifications of driving a car, including stories about Andrew driving Joe to meet his internet boyfriend in the middle of a pandemic, an incident involving french onion dip we’ll never forget, and a brief history of lines.
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[@avahanley122]

Joe looks like Bella swans dad

[@grapejuicemp3]

i love how everyone has an inextricable tie to the defunctland fast pass video

[@GoodChildrenPod]

deeply impactful

[@gabbi892]

i’ll never ever forget that video..

[@kasey-iranon]

LMAOoooo not andrew driving solo in the front of the car while joe and internet boy are both sitting in the back

[@GoodChildrenPod]

i can't believe i made him do that like i really have so much to atone for

[@homofriendlyy]

The leaving the party story was such Taurus energy omggg

[@mirandawatters8666]

Omg is Andrew a Taurus 😂

[@lindssmith18_]

"I think that they made that song for people who are on the edge of shitting." Actual tears streaming down my face.

[@isabelroemer]

Andrew, I relate on a spiritual and personal level with the fact that shitting violently is just a personality trait at this point like it’s happened often enough for me to pull a that’s so raven “yep, that’s me”

[@zachedwards5692]

Andrew, I need an episode where you break down The Legend of Zelda lore. The girlies and the gays need this.

[@mrdegrassifreak]

Omggg Andrew boxing?? Just when u think u know Andrew there’s another story u don’t know. 😂

[@brookemurphree8391]

joe lowkey giving justin bieber adjacent

[@GoodChildrenPod]

LMAO

[@OhHalloLeibe]

They need their own tv showww

[@alanarodriguez6838]

Making my Wednesday better per usual! ❤

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@HS-pm1ro]

The leaving the party story was glorious 😂

[@zarbarbiexoxo]

Taking the bar this summer 😢 I hope the dates work out so I can go ❤😩

[@GoodChildrenPod]

LAW SCHOOL SLAY

[@tayskiis]

I feel like every friend group needs a passenger princess. It's a role I've been happy to play for the last 15 years. But I do agree that I am missing out on being able to scream sing while driving. Maybe I'll decide to channel Gaga & be a hot bitch who gets their license in their 30s.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

if we're gonna do it we're gonna do it gaga style

[@oliviagilbert9344]

i am fascinated by the lore of the disney zig-zag line

[@OhHalloLeibe]

They changed my life

[@cocofreshcleannicole]

joe dying to know if you had to choose a Webkinz room theme from the game to live in forever which would it be?

[@GoodChildrenPod]

definitely one of the halloween ones

[@lindssharrison]

Joe does give Australian vibes

[@Sage-jy7jc]

I had to pause to laugh while you guys were telling Andrew’s shit story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jwow814]

Curious about the duffle bag andrew brought along to go to costco

[@GoodChildrenPod]

it's actually never explained i think

[@lovenatwolff08]

Good children go international 🤩

[@GoodChildrenPod]

ciao

[@georgiaapril1272]

100% joe gives Australian.. I’ve thought this before 😆

[@surfergirl988]

I also watched the line documentary so I relate joe lol

[@GoodChildrenPod]

taste

[@lakroix99]

every day a day closer to the hershey park episode lets talk about it

[@alliesaylor5503]

This might be so random but Andrew you might be gluten intolerant or like lactose intolerant because I used to get really bad and painful stomach aches until I went gluten free. Just a thought!

[@dragonroar6]

Yeah I’m gonna need a Nintendo episode, stat

[@bagjuicemami]

damn. it's giving taxi sono qui... i'm in.

[@tkyle]

oops I flopped and checked off like 10 countries on the survey

[@oliviamendizabal3652]

Sella, Ella, and Della Muscarella🥰

[@zachedwards5692]

I am so saddened by the Toad slander 😔

[@bethanyfitz-gerald9175]

Joe is definitely giving Australian

[@GoodChildrenPod]

LOL

[@palo5a]

pls i immediately signed up

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[@ant6578-rg4pq]

race car driver with bvd…mama….

[@alexisdiane604]

Love being early in the comments 🥰

[@GoodChildrenPod]

queen

[@John-nq6xj]

Traffic is the worst. You can't drive, so you don't understand.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

traffic >>>>

[@TheJorgeBriones]

the Harry Potter villains vs. heroes conversation is one that needs to be expanded on bc Joe is onto something and we need to explore these ideas further.
something we can discuss in Italy!?🩷
Ending note…
do you just wanna live your life being a girl that poops or do you wanna live your life being a bitch that shiiiiits?

[@GoodChildrenPod]

stop i can't wait for italy

[@BC-13]

Finally got my license this spring at 26 and bought my first car over the weekend. Can’t imagine not having my license now but I definitely miss not having the extra expense 🥲Also I’m pretty sure the fast pass video Joe is talking about is by Defunctland

[@GoodChildrenPod]

it is OF COURSE defunctland