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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Momo200ification
    @Momo200ification 5 лет назад +1912

    *I’m definitely not going to watch 10min of this it’s too long*
    9:57 min later : wait what ?

  • @clappee4568
    @clappee4568 5 лет назад +3419

    *this is the type of movement my pe teacher wants from me*

  • @dewamadeadip.k.5361
    @dewamadeadip.k.5361 5 лет назад +5321

    Burnt himself to jump over the fence
    *wait that's illegal*

    • @craigmoon2121
      @craigmoon2121 5 лет назад +73

      My actual thoughts when that happened.

    • @dolsopolar
      @dolsopolar 5 лет назад +106

      Stolen someone comment and change the meme
      Sneak 100

    • @uganda2113
      @uganda2113 5 лет назад +7

      Donald Trump: :o

    • @derpypotato3650
      @derpypotato3650 5 лет назад +8

      Stolen stfu you uncreative prick

    • @Quandale101
      @Quandale101 5 лет назад +6

      Derpy Potato at least he got likes

  • @gw5663
    @gw5663 4 года назад +1602

    Everybody else making witty comments:
    Me still trying to figure out how he jumped over a fence post:
    Edit: The comment section xD

    • @domenicmiller2398
      @domenicmiller2398 4 года назад +379

      If you re taking damage from something your character will elevate because of it he purposely set himself on fire in order to jump it

    • @zechariahb-c9830
      @zechariahb-c9830 4 года назад +26

      What the last guy said is untrue if u watch closely he is using bhops which is a hack u can tell by the way his jumps are timed perfectly everytime including when he jumps sideways it's the same distance as when he jumps straight

    • @tarkuscameback1621
      @tarkuscameback1621 4 года назад +206

      Zechariah B-C no, hit ticks provide knockback. Some of this knockback is vertical but most of it is horizontal. If you wanna watch the thing frame by frame he aint doing frame perfect jumps. He’s just good.

    • @sum11111
      @sum11111 4 года назад +191

      @@zechariahb-c9830 Except he greatly messes up the timing several times throughout this run, which kills your cute little hackusation pretty nicely, and bhopping doesn't do anything in minecraft, especially not raise your jump height. It was the fire that raised him and it was a damn nice move

    • @stickecumberedz5587
      @stickecumberedz5587 4 года назад +31

      Fire damage hit him up

  • @dewisuryani4483
    @dewisuryani4483 5 лет назад +5501

    4:22 he used the fire ticks to jump over the fence
    10/10

    • @ruekzzuz2
      @ruekzzuz2 5 лет назад +172

      12/10

    • @Bannify
      @Bannify 5 лет назад +132

      13/10

    • @n1ftyy137
      @n1ftyy137 5 лет назад +119

      14/10

    • @ferz1953
      @ferz1953 5 лет назад +100

      17/10 -_-

    • @Bannify
      @Bannify 5 лет назад +57

      99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 5 лет назад +7109

    Parents: 10 more minutes then that computer goes off
    Astralio: Time to beat a huge parkour map

    • @xHitroverx
      @xHitroverx 5 лет назад +152

      *and with 3 seconds to press the shutdown button*

    • @certifedchad3316
      @certifedchad3316 5 лет назад +25

      Hitrover 37 lmao

    • @sullyclowson6085
      @sullyclowson6085 5 лет назад +6

      @@certifedchad3316 did you even watch the video

    • @cocsmuggler6984
      @cocsmuggler6984 5 лет назад +8

      But it takes 30 seconds to find the video

    • @specialedted4168
      @specialedted4168 5 лет назад +20

      Andre what the fuck are you talking about

  • @mak9464
    @mak9464 5 лет назад +514

    Why is this so relaxing but anxiety inducing at the same time

    • @beardedfailures8844
      @beardedfailures8844 5 лет назад +3

      Cause this man destroyed minecraft physics.

    • @Maggie66112
      @Maggie66112 5 лет назад

      Yeah omg

    • @epicnoodles9981
      @epicnoodles9981 5 лет назад +1

      Bc He doing the jumps correctly every time
      But you scared that he gonna fail once and miss the combo even tho this is a speed run and speed run have no fails

    • @epicnoodles9981
      @epicnoodles9981 5 лет назад

      @DuckNit I think it was on purpose

    • @Hxrii
      @Hxrii 5 лет назад

      400th like ;)

  • @enkerro1
    @enkerro1 4 года назад +55

    My grandpa:
    "And that' how we used to get to school."

    • @grizona7795
      @grizona7795 3 года назад

      copiď comeny from @pisu

  • @niclaskrause7717
    @niclaskrause7717 5 лет назад +2193

    Her: "I only date fit guys"
    Me:

    • @dolsopolar
      @dolsopolar 5 лет назад +50

      *jump through lava*

    • @k.a.h.y
      @k.a.h.y 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @salvadorez8675
      @salvadorez8675 5 лет назад +15

      *The Ultimate Fat Burning Program*

    • @Emerald29
      @Emerald29 5 лет назад +14

      Me: THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT
      Her:「Soft And Wet」

    • @cocoa4548
      @cocoa4548 5 лет назад +1

      @@Emerald29 uhhhh dont know how i fell bout that

  • @KevAlberta
    @KevAlberta 5 лет назад +2841

    Apparently how my parents got to and from school:

    • @kelvintamayo2166
      @kelvintamayo2166 4 года назад +27

      Kev They always tell u that cuz they want us to feel bad about us going on a school bus

    • @skaetor6654
      @skaetor6654 4 года назад +8

      Kelvin Tamayo i think it was a joke bro

    • @johnfrancis3795
      @johnfrancis3795 4 года назад +5

      Kelvin Tamayo r/woooosh

    • @skaetor6654
      @skaetor6654 4 года назад +6

      Roblox Dino considering your name is roblox dino ima let this one slide. Just leave the comment section l.

    • @KevAlberta
      @KevAlberta 4 года назад

      Skaetor, Apex Legends wow such mercy

  • @S44LT
    @S44LT 4 года назад +811

    The most impressive part is doing parkour for nearly 10 minutes without rage quitting

  • @ketchupboi8934
    @ketchupboi8934 4 года назад +278

    Nobody:
    Me after I hear the microwave beeping for my food:

  • @MrSlaveSP
    @MrSlaveSP 4 года назад +3641

    Nobody :
    Mom driving to the airport when the flight leaves in 6 hours :

    • @SevN_8
      @SevN_8 4 года назад +22

      The mess ups are the amount of wrecks your mother had

    • @audreyhopkins1573
      @audreyhopkins1573 4 года назад +8

      This is an underrated comment 😂💀

    • @user-dp9yn7zf4l
      @user-dp9yn7zf4l 4 года назад +3

      so true

    • @misantrope6267
      @misantrope6267 4 года назад +6

      r/uselessnobody

    • @EggBenis
      @EggBenis 4 года назад +4

      White kids be like:

  • @gniel4779
    @gniel4779 5 лет назад +3315

    crush: “come over my parents aren’t home”
    him:

  • @fernanchistera3394
    @fernanchistera3394 5 лет назад +1183

    Behind the images there is a space bar that is screaming of pain :v

    • @RubySkullYT
      @RubySkullYT 5 лет назад +39

      GodGAMEPLAYS yeah. Notice how you have no likes.

    • @808MAN
      @808MAN 5 лет назад

      @@RubySkullYT u aint either so stfu

    • @abood4ever790
      @abood4ever790 5 лет назад +21

      GodGAMEPLAYS lmao stfu bitch your username already explains that you have no personality and so you do this bullshit

    • @killaclean69
      @killaclean69 5 лет назад +15

      @@abood4ever790 destruction 100

    • @jeanpierrenossa2653
      @jeanpierrenossa2653 5 лет назад +6

      Uy un papulince

  • @cococricket3854
    @cococricket3854 3 года назад +19

    The fact that he didn’t take any shortcuts even though there were many opportunities, just wow 👍✨❤️

    • @thebigshark3014
      @thebigshark3014 3 года назад

      He made his own shortcuts

    • @gois3r
      @gois3r Год назад +1

      wdym? it looked like he took every possible shortcut there was

  • @Cause__Why_Not_
    @Cause__Why_Not_ 5 лет назад +1626

    My heart dropped everytime I thought he was gonna fall

    • @troks8697
      @troks8697 5 лет назад +25

      Make sure to pick It up

    • @gigaizzda4863
      @gigaizzda4863 5 лет назад +3

      Fuck u

    • @spynerexe4172
      @spynerexe4172 5 лет назад +32

      @@gigaizzda4863 *kid alert!*

    • @amysylvester7289
      @amysylvester7289 5 лет назад +1

      Giga Izz da At least we don’t go around swearing in a video that’s meant for kids! Why are you watching this if you aren’t a kid, or at least childlike!

    • @elijjajangmyeon
      @elijjajangmyeon 5 лет назад

      He fell 5 times... Go to the hospital pls

  • @finnkahnle7660
    @finnkahnle7660 5 лет назад +372

    Me when I’m late for the fishing trip with the boys:

  • @0w0Demonic
    @0w0Demonic 5 лет назад +726

    Choose difficulty:
    -hard-
    -insane-
    -hardcore-
    *yes*

  • @oclxpz
    @oclxpz 4 года назад +111

    4:23 Astralio : “Magically Jumps on the fence.”
    Mojang : Wait, That’s illegal.

    • @xwaygaming8165
      @xwaygaming8165 4 года назад +4

      @@randy2071 Minecraft player can't jump on fence

    • @panjirafi1725
      @panjirafi1725 4 года назад +1

      I somehow don't even notice

    • @dapy7162
      @dapy7162 4 года назад +23

      The fire hit him right when he jumped to it gave a little boost

    • @inagvozdenovic6980
      @inagvozdenovic6980 4 года назад +3

      When he was on fire he jumped higher cuz when ur on fire u jump higher

    • @poonamwagh178
      @poonamwagh178 4 года назад +8

      That's because he was on fire. Whenever you take damage, it gives a knockback in the linear direction of damage, like if you get attacked from your right, you get knocked towards the left. Because he was on fire, he got an upwards knockback, which was just enough to get him over the fence post. This effect is substantially seen in minigames like Bedwars and Skywars, where when you get attacked by a player, you get knocked. If you are bridging and someone throws a snowball at you, you fall off. [ I have Experienced this =( ]

  • @mattgriffin8108
    @mattgriffin8108 5 лет назад +596

    Top ten characters who could beat Thanos(with infinity gauntlet )

    • @leaveforchocolate
      @leaveforchocolate 5 лет назад +6

      Ahem, *without* the infinity gauntlet*

    • @Geanfranco1010
      @Geanfranco1010 5 лет назад +5

      @@leaveforchocolate I think he meant that Thanos is with the infinity gauntlet

    • @or1mu
      @or1mu 5 лет назад +6

      Top ten unoriginal jokes

    • @Jroobelucios
      @Jroobelucios 5 лет назад +1

      @@or1mu top ten unoriginal humans

  • @burgernthemomrailer
    @burgernthemomrailer 5 лет назад +455

    Holy shit when he used the fire tick to jump over the fence, that was a true big brain moment

  • @arson9518
    @arson9518 5 лет назад +601

    Flash: Im the fastest man alive!
    Astralio: hold my keyboard

    • @glonkerdonker132
      @glonkerdonker132 5 лет назад +9

      Astralio: And give it back beacuse i need it

    • @vadyyrl
      @vadyyrl 5 лет назад +1

      @@Von-013 Flash: Im the fastest man alive!
      Astralio: *hold my speed potion*

    • @clixyofwar4004
      @clixyofwar4004 4 года назад +1

      @@vadyyrl no
      Flash: I'm the fastest man alive
      Astralio: hold my Usain bolt

    • @Account-qu4pl
      @Account-qu4pl 4 года назад +2

      This meme is dead

    • @Account-qu4pl
      @Account-qu4pl 4 года назад

      @@Smolbudgielord well the one who died, and the people who liked the meme.. idk

  • @gndtd4rk278
    @gndtd4rk278 4 года назад +40

    nobody:
    astralio's spacebar:ah shit here we go again

  • @shadysameer1802
    @shadysameer1802 5 лет назад +232

    This guy :- *Completes a parkour map in 9 mins*
    me :- Can't even jump over a fence in 9 mins ....

    • @Azmie11
      @Azmie11 5 лет назад

      duh

    • @bbygoldencarrot9970
      @bbygoldencarrot9970 5 лет назад

      Azmie_11 they did it in the video that’s why they commented this

  • @OK-zo3cq
    @OK-zo3cq 5 лет назад +461

    *Strength 10*
    *Perception 10*
    *Endurance 10*
    *Intellect 10*
    *Agility 10*
    *Luck 10*

  • @speedycube64
    @speedycube64 7 лет назад +866

    this is fucking awesome. the music syncs, the damage jumps, everything.

    • @ArkhamKnight-zn8dt
      @ArkhamKnight-zn8dt 6 лет назад +6

      speedycube64 omg it's speedycube

    • @hastyarchangel21
      @hastyarchangel21 6 лет назад +4

      Its tas though..

    • @Huntamin77
      @Huntamin77 6 лет назад +15

      It's not tas dumbass, tas could have been so much faster, and if it was tas why does it pause sometimes to prepare for jumps and why does it make so many mistakes? You're just jealous.

    • @xtokar4684
      @xtokar4684 6 лет назад +1

      speedycube64 one problem found
      its minecraft

    • @hastyarchangel21
      @hastyarchangel21 6 лет назад +1

      At the beggining you can see that he barely does the jumps correctly, 1 frame away from falling and his mouse moves at an exact speed. Also im not jealous, i dont play minecraft i just watch speedruns and this was on my recommended

  • @cooper3184
    @cooper3184 4 года назад +53

    I love how he just skips the checkpoints

    • @Diamond-pv3bp
      @Diamond-pv3bp 3 года назад +2

      yeah he didnt wanna waste time

    • @SuperSplitSoccer
      @SuperSplitSoccer 3 года назад

      He doesn’t have time to die and respawn so what’s the point of the checkpoint lol (he’s that good)

  • @A_Bl4nk
    @A_Bl4nk 4 года назад +192

    Imagine if he did all that
    But forgot to record it

    • @elliot7753
      @elliot7753 3 года назад +1

      “Are we recording” - GeoWizard 2020

  • @sparkyyt4693
    @sparkyyt4693 4 года назад +1427

    *This is how I run when a creeper is chasing me*

    • @bigman5922
      @bigman5922 4 года назад +18

      But when it comes to actual parkour, I fail every jump

    • @jpp052589
      @jpp052589 4 года назад +1

      You sub number right now is 666👹👹

    • @sopiee73
      @sopiee73 4 года назад +2

      Aww man gg creeper

    • @jonathanschaufler4032
      @jonathanschaufler4032 4 года назад

      Babyzombie

    • @moth5737
      @moth5737 4 года назад +1

      Why is this comment so true

  • @manchester250
    @manchester250 5 лет назад +346

    This guy is the first to jump over the fence on area 51

  • @yvetteraquepo2317
    @yvetteraquepo2317 4 года назад +62

    Fence: *exists*
    Astralio: "let's pretend we didn't see that"

  • @jameshunton4673
    @jameshunton4673 5 лет назад +365

    Well done
    I cant imagine how many attempts this might have taken

    • @paltysork2412
      @paltysork2412 5 лет назад +4

      2

    • @robb6560
      @robb6560 5 лет назад +3

      Bro this is his first attempt lol

    • @de-niall
      @de-niall 5 лет назад +6

      Roberto Palego but you can clearly see him in the start making his way down to the starting spot

    • @bubblesandyolk9768
      @bubblesandyolk9768 2 года назад

      jesus, don't bring that to mind

  • @TehAutumnCore
    @TehAutumnCore 5 лет назад +1366

    literally nobody:
    youtube: "I heard you may be interested in a minecraft speedrun"

    • @armadis4168
      @armadis4168 5 лет назад +32

      And RUclips is right.

    • @IDK-fv3hu
      @IDK-fv3hu 5 лет назад +1

      And youtube was wrong

    • @letsdraw3900
      @letsdraw3900 5 лет назад +7

      A speedrun that I already watched in 2017, but am more than happy to re-invite into 2019.

    • @menancingdummy3403
      @menancingdummy3403 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @elizabethcabbage9817
      @elizabethcabbage9817 5 лет назад

      Gary to be fair, you clicked on the video to comment,,, so,,,,,,

  • @rickyybrez
    @rickyybrez 5 лет назад +632

    And then... he forgot to press the record button!

    • @auh4806
      @auh4806 5 лет назад +11

      Be creative

    • @rickyybrez
      @rickyybrez 5 лет назад +21

      @@auh4806 wtf i literally didnt found any comment such as this in this section (not as i remember) , and its a joke so :p

    • @galaxyhoe5308
      @galaxyhoe5308 5 лет назад +2

      Wow... SOOOO ORIGINAL. 🙄

    • @rickyybrez
      @rickyybrez 5 лет назад

      @@galaxyhoe5308 What problem do you have with my comment?

    • @joshalmendras4640
      @joshalmendras4640 5 лет назад +1

      You all ar nubs jk

  • @mitanshsale9674
    @mitanshsale9674 4 года назад +156

    Asian parents : "Nice, now do it backwards."

    • @nicop200
      @nicop200 3 года назад +5

      It's easier backward isn't it?

    • @blerimkuqo3321
      @blerimkuqo3321 3 года назад +1

      @@nicop200 no lmao

    • @eyhffh5174
      @eyhffh5174 3 года назад +1

      @@blerimkuqo3321 it in fact is easier by doing a small little shortcut

    • @EpicBlendUniverse931
      @EpicBlendUniverse931 3 года назад +2

      That is true they want us to be the best and won't even appreciate

    • @2weaky_702
      @2weaky_702 3 года назад +1

      @@EpicBlendUniverse931 true

  • @monoka4929
    @monoka4929 5 лет назад +2080

    her: come over
    him: no, im training parkour
    her: im home alone
    him: 0:01-9:07

  • @LexiAzure
    @LexiAzure 5 лет назад +49

    When he used lava to jump those fences was impressive but the fact that he did it 4, I repeat *4 fricking times* (sorry Christian servers don’t ban me) made me even *MORE IMPRESSED*

  • @sanger1265
    @sanger1265 4 года назад +540

    Nobody:
    Astralio's spacebar: **oof**

  • @pisulolol
    @pisulolol 4 года назад +33

    this is the route to school my grandparents took everyday

  • @FishyDaGamer
    @FishyDaGamer 5 лет назад +82

    Jumping at the last millisecond and landing on the corner is giving me anxiety

  • @patss7202
    @patss7202 4 года назад +110

    RUclips: ooh that's not ten minutes tho
    Astralio:..
    RUclips: Don't worry we can recommend this to everyone in about 2 years.

  • @seonghyunae
    @seonghyunae 5 лет назад +236

    I can't even IMAGINE how many times you had to do this map 😂

    • @gatorz8610
      @gatorz8610 4 года назад

      Bajbusek PL what

    • @elliQaz
      @elliQaz 4 года назад

      @@wygnany2069 no duh. They asked how many attempts did he take to finish the whole Parkour.

    • @wygnany2069
      @wygnany2069 4 года назад

      @@elliQaz oops sorry

    • @asura7941
      @asura7941 4 года назад

      135

    • @Benmf
      @Benmf 4 года назад

      I would guess over 1000

  • @benjaminkilcup3987
    @benjaminkilcup3987 3 года назад +10

    I love how the new Hielke maps no longer have prolonged fire damage after he used it to beat the map faster.

  • @zenethcacanoid8948
    @zenethcacanoid8948 5 лет назад +192

    4:42 Astralio: messes up on one difficult jump. Me: messing up on 1/2 levels with my best around 50 minutes. Also me: No dude what the heck, ur so bad

    • @victorsimionato6563
      @victorsimionato6563 4 года назад +2

      RIGHT HAHAHAHA

    • @Relaxingtitan
      @Relaxingtitan 4 года назад

      His mess up counter: 5
      My mess up counter: DNF

    • @nuclear29
      @nuclear29 4 года назад

      I'm sitting here, looking at all of the mistakes.if someone with insane skill fff this smae method, they could shave off 20 30 secs I'm thinking omg ur bad win I cant get past the 86th level

    • @fannavics2682
      @fannavics2682 4 года назад

      He do a 2 mistakes and a 2 big mistakes

    • @bug7313
      @bug7313 4 года назад

      #fan Na'Vi CS can you timestamp them? only saw like three

  • @mmm-bc4lt
    @mmm-bc4lt 5 лет назад +225

    Hielke: We made the hardest parkour map *ever.*
    This guy: **Beats this map under 10 minutes**
    Hielke: We need a *hard* perfection.

  • @astralio9437
    @astralio9437  6 лет назад +524

    I found a bunch of new shortcuts that save another 20-30 seconds in total so expect another video (TAS?) on this map (when i have time :p)

    • @goldy6173
      @goldy6173 6 лет назад +5

      Astralio lol dude you dont take the checkpoints xD you are so good at parkour
      EDIT : And a youtuber in my country finished this map in 1h and 30 min XD

    • @pitedapollo6175
      @pitedapollo6175 6 лет назад +2

      You are epic

    • @shenanigansam1247
      @shenanigansam1247 6 лет назад

      Astralio Guess we know who can beat PrestonPalyz in Parkour
      I took about 2 videos and they were both 15 mins!

    • @blacktigervi5501
      @blacktigervi5501 6 лет назад +2

      #jump`n run pro confirmed

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 6 лет назад

      Android Life don't*

  • @markussoder1811
    @markussoder1811 4 года назад +15

    Friend: Come on, that Jump'n'run map isn't that hard!
    The map:

  • @lucassanchez7425
    @lucassanchez7425 5 лет назад +133

    He made 5 mistakes during this course. It would take me 10 attempts just to make first jump 😂😂😂

  • @4rdency
    @4rdency 4 года назад +260

    Nobody:
    *That 1 guy in PE class:*

    • @zorphon361
      @zorphon361 4 года назад +3

      Ur pfp matches what I am doing rn

    • @novembrite9001
      @novembrite9001 4 года назад

      ur pfp is trash tbh tho

    • @emilywilliams1167
      @emilywilliams1167 4 года назад

      @GrassyJames your’s is worse

    • @novembrite9001
      @novembrite9001 4 года назад

      @@emilywilliams1167 what r u talking about u haven't even changed urs lol and i wasn't talking to u idiot.

    • @novembrite9001
      @novembrite9001 4 года назад

      @@emilywilliams1167 r u too scared to reply lol?

  • @baconultimate6045
    @baconultimate6045 5 лет назад +140

    Developer: finaly im done it'll take days to complete this map!
    Him:im about to do what's called a pro gamer move

    • @sascha5066
      @sascha5066 5 лет назад

      Developer?
      *triggered af*

  • @Luis_Alvarez17
    @Luis_Alvarez17 4 года назад +44

    My girlfriend: hey come over here so we can watch a movie or something.
    Me: can’t I’m busy right now
    My girlfriend: I’m home alone
    Me:

  • @balance8422
    @balance8422 5 лет назад +623

    *I didn't know that geometry dash 3.0 came out*

    • @methatis3013
      @methatis3013 5 лет назад +13

      Still waiting for that 2.2 tho :(

    • @acoolbear9167
      @acoolbear9167 5 лет назад +2

      Its 3d now amazing right?

    • @12-343
      @12-343 5 лет назад +4

      I doubt it will ever. If it takes this long for 2.2

    • @xandred8928
      @xandred8928 5 лет назад +2

      @@12-343 well RobTop doesn't have a team, it's just him, so it takes a while to update the game

    • @dtomic1
      @dtomic1 5 лет назад +1

      Still waiting for 2.2.....

  • @ItzLouis
    @ItzLouis 6 лет назад +447

    My friend: I’m so bad at parkour!
    Also my friend:

  • @dogsaymeow3239
    @dogsaymeow3239 5 лет назад +42

    3:50 perfect music with perfect jump

  • @TastyBaconBitz
    @TastyBaconBitz 4 года назад +5

    Map maker: finally, this parkour map took a whole year to make!
    Map maker: were in the endgame now

  • @icedcxffee2159
    @icedcxffee2159 5 лет назад +776

    RUclips:
    2017: nah
    2018: nah
    2019: Y E S

    • @0lciak0sa51
      @0lciak0sa51 5 лет назад +1

      True

    • @anhquochoang9269
      @anhquochoang9269 5 лет назад

      Me bro

    • @raulungureanu1324
      @raulungureanu1324 5 лет назад +2

      I get this on my recommandation since 2017 XD

    • @TojisRealWife
      @TojisRealWife 5 лет назад +13

      Doopie_215 YT these comments are the most overused unfunniest shit ever.

    • @roughsharkangular2034
      @roughsharkangular2034 5 лет назад +4

      Lizzypoo
      Dont bother they wont stop. They love it way too much. Almost as much as the classic:
      1960: well have flying cars
      2019: *anything other than that”

  • @griffinfaey8504
    @griffinfaey8504 4 года назад +193

    Him: *is a parkour God*
    Me: *failing at parkour that took 5 minutes to set up*

    • @kevinxu8962
      @kevinxu8962 4 года назад +1

      I would also fail at a winged double neo

  • @CNBW_
    @CNBW_ 6 лет назад +601

    Preston: i'm the parkour god
    Astralio: hold my beer

    • @cnverto2404
      @cnverto2404 6 лет назад +13

      CNBW
      I wanna see this race.

    • @vinx342
      @vinx342 6 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @fuzzbearplush4453
      @fuzzbearplush4453 6 лет назад +8

      Idk why a lot of people even believe preston is amazing at parkour lol

    • @cnverto2404
      @cnverto2404 6 лет назад

      fuzz bearplush
      Watch him.

    • @fuzzbearplush4453
      @fuzzbearplush4453 6 лет назад +5

      I Can't Think Of A Good Name Preston doesn't even know how to do double neos properly. And he only did 2 triple neos in ever. I know many better gods

  • @battleg6822
    @battleg6822 4 года назад +37

    He: *finished entire spiral parkour less the 10 minutes*
    Me: *can't even make 1 block jump*

  • @theblackeagle48
    @theblackeagle48 7 лет назад +97

    It's probably the best Parkour speedrun I've ever seen! Congratulations!

    • @Nicofaster21
      @Nicofaster21 6 лет назад

      Theblackeagle48 tu que haces aki compañero willy?

    • @apollonyt
      @apollonyt 6 лет назад

      Theblackeagle48 I made this map in 18:49 on Minecraft Pocket Edition (on phone)

    • @theblackeagle48
      @theblackeagle48 6 лет назад

      Apollon thats cool!!

    • @mrsuzan533
      @mrsuzan533 6 лет назад

      Theblackeagle48 Don't tell me you believe him

    • @sashabickford9641
      @sashabickford9641 6 лет назад

      Theblackeagle48 that's sad...

  • @Slask1
    @Slask1 6 лет назад +249

    When you dont have homework

  • @HielkeMaps
    @HielkeMaps 7 лет назад +437

    Woah! This is amazing!
    Well done! The map really shines when played like this :-)

  • @fixqo
    @fixqo 3 года назад +2

    The nostalgia😭

  • @basicallyyes1796
    @basicallyyes1796 5 лет назад +211

    Friend: What is he doing?
    Me: He’s starting to believe

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @cry0583
      @cry0583 4 года назад +1

      Ooo nice reference

  • @Reversely
    @Reversely 5 лет назад +291

    "When you're getting chased in hunger games"

    • @MLB291
      @MLB291 5 лет назад +1

      "when you're getting chased in hunger games"
      Your skills appear!!

  • @baconkattid1944
    @baconkattid1944 4 года назад +100

    Nobody:
    The people in the hypixel lobby
    Edit: spelling

  • @DukkyMC
    @DukkyMC 4 года назад +1

    Bro this guy uses fire to his advantage in so many creative ways! I love the inginuety.

  • @fr4nkm434
    @fr4nkm434 6 лет назад +86

    Sick run! It puts a smile on my face to know people like you are making map speedruns on minecraft a thing, minecraft speedruns should have their own website if it becomes more popular, and i might squeeze one in myself.

    • @astralio9437
      @astralio9437  6 лет назад +4

      Here you go ^^ : minecraftruns.ml

    • @fr4nkm434
      @fr4nkm434 6 лет назад +1

      Astralio oh, nice, gonna give it a go

    • @erencan0727
      @erencan0727 6 лет назад

      Fr4nkM ye

    • @no-ld3hz
      @no-ld3hz 6 лет назад

      Sourceruns☑️
      Mineruns☑️
      What else on the list?

  • @iann1727
    @iann1727 4 года назад +383

    Hielke: * spend 5 day’s building the spiral parkour *
    Australio: * beat the spiral parkour in 9 minutes *
    Hielke: Am I A Joke For You?

    • @EliasE1103
      @EliasE1103 4 года назад +1

      @@sarah-janehall5064 no

    • @jasondeng7677
      @jasondeng7677 4 года назад +4

      onlt 5 days?

    • @SaigneurAgoniuM1296
      @SaigneurAgoniuM1296 4 года назад

      5 jours ? Hmm j'fais mes jumps en 5 jours en moyenne aussi.. mais 9 minutes pour les réussir ça me ferait mal, ah ah ! 😎

    • @ElidomMa
      @ElidomMa 4 года назад

      @@SaigneurAgoniuM1296 Pk tu parles en français putain

    • @SaigneurAgoniuM1296
      @SaigneurAgoniuM1296 4 года назад

      @@ElidomMa Parce que je suis français et absolument pas anglophone, et ça ne m'empêchera pas de m'exprimer, ne t'en déplaise.

  • @artificiaal
    @artificiaal 5 лет назад +685

    I actually did this in 9:05...
    9 hours five minutes haha beat that

    • @pizzatime872
      @pizzatime872 5 лет назад +24

      9:04 checkmate

    • @Laurentxoplex
      @Laurentxoplex 5 лет назад +9

      10:49 :/

    • @ofirfikler1852
      @ofirfikler1852 5 лет назад

      15:700000

    • @tyranitarmemer6284
      @tyranitarmemer6284 5 лет назад +11

      X:XX
      I’ve never done this this parkour before beat that!

    • @ShyDigi
      @ShyDigi 5 лет назад +3

      You play fortnite and have no proof therefore your record is invalid.

  • @rillydude1224
    @rillydude1224 2 года назад +1

    Bro checkpoints to him are just mere mortals

  • @abby9448
    @abby9448 5 лет назад +104

    this gives me so much anxiety

  • @Cynquivy
    @Cynquivy 6 лет назад +606

    Every recorded mistakes:
    4:42
    5:18
    5:51
    6:01

    • @iisded2127
      @iisded2127 6 лет назад +83

      Only 4? I did that parkour 1 hour and 50+ mistakes

    • @mitsu9314
      @mitsu9314 6 лет назад +7

      There were more where he fell in lava

    • @olafjansen7300
      @olafjansen7300 6 лет назад +34

      Mitsu on purpose to get a boost

    • @drakejones537
      @drakejones537 6 лет назад +7

      You forgot to put down my life

    • @RequiemxPROx
      @RequiemxPROx 6 лет назад +14

      6:45

  • @van._ezra
    @van._ezra 5 лет назад +689

    Editing this comment so nothing makes sense below.

    • @ksenyanarkevich465
      @ksenyanarkevich465 5 лет назад +8

      @@Tommoki it's a meme

    • @xHitroverx
      @xHitroverx 5 лет назад +8

      @@Tommoki cause he used the lava to pass the course

    • @ryansorensen248
      @ryansorensen248 5 лет назад +17

      alicia liv ... you’re the type of person to avoid inviting over to the movies

    • @ClownLordi
      @ClownLordi 5 лет назад +8

      alicia liv cuz by pointing it out, you ruined the joke. That’s rule number 1 of telling jokes.

    • @KentFPV
      @KentFPV 5 лет назад +2

      @@Tommoki yes, I agree with the others. STFU alicia

  • @Paigelikesfluffythings
    @Paigelikesfluffythings 4 года назад +3

    You are inhuman! I cant imagine how much time it takes to memorize and practice each map!🙏

  • @huh9757
    @huh9757 4 года назад +72

    The walk that my parents did to go to school:

  • @paumadafakap4346
    @paumadafakap4346 5 лет назад +111

    doc: u have 9 minutes and 57 seconds to live.
    me:

    • @heelflipgod5352
      @heelflipgod5352 5 лет назад

      No way your this funny 😂🔥

    • @ForrestAugust
      @ForrestAugust 5 лет назад

      Uhh dude... You would waste seconds of your life when you are searching the video...

    • @vadyyrl
      @vadyyrl 5 лет назад

      uh for me is 9:56

    • @ForrestAugust
      @ForrestAugust 5 лет назад

      @Benjamin Joshua Beggs is not a joke im just saying that would actually happen in real life but the comment is a joke without logic now i ask myself why i commented this

  • @squiddlydigglyazz2759
    @squiddlydigglyazz2759 4 года назад +67

    Me: *dude you're going to the wrong way-*
    Astralio: *aight! Imma turn around*
    *(OoO)*

  • @velasquezcastanedaaxelgael9243
    @velasquezcastanedaaxelgael9243 4 года назад +3

    I wish I was this guy father to feel even more proud of him

  • @ryantyanmyan2528
    @ryantyanmyan2528 5 лет назад +78

    Me traveling to the guy online who called my mom fat to beat him up

    • @legrandite7329
      @legrandite7329 5 лет назад

      Same with me but i do it a bit more malicious. Like ddosing them while dping that lol.

    • @MrGodofcar
      @MrGodofcar 5 лет назад

      You mom is fat.

  • @edw646
    @edw646 6 лет назад +969

    OMG

  • @alexrivers4475
    @alexrivers4475 5 лет назад +82

    Him: Jumps over fence
    Me: Wait, that’s illegal...

    • @xavi4382
      @xavi4382 5 лет назад +6

      Use the fire to double jump
      *intellect 100*

    • @italy4600
      @italy4600 5 лет назад +2

      did you copy somewere in the comments idiot?

    • @keo21c
      @keo21c 5 лет назад +1

      Fire does knockback

  • @blueshell292
    @blueshell292 4 года назад +1

    Watching this is about as satisfying as watching these ultra-precise Doom speed runs

  • @sjoerdjoosen4876
    @sjoerdjoosen4876 6 лет назад +37

    Just... how? I mean you use lava to boost yourself over fences and stuff that’s just GENIUS

  • @liloudeville5983
    @liloudeville5983 4 года назад +36

    Video : a guy jumping from one block to another
    Me : *watching in amazement*

    • @Drilldo
      @Drilldo 4 года назад +2

      Me: 👁️👄👁️

  • @jamerszn
    @jamerszn 4 года назад +38

    Astralio: Who even needs checkpoints
    😂

  • @yoyodada230
    @yoyodada230 3 года назад +1

    I really like how you intentionally caught yourself on fire to bypass the fences

  • @eliasjacobs1711
    @eliasjacobs1711 5 лет назад +350

    Jumps in lava
    Water: Am I a joke to you?

    • @mmmgluten
      @mmmgluten 5 лет назад +21

      Herobrine geez chill it was a joke

    • @riqael
      @riqael 5 лет назад +9

      Herobrine she is joking lol da hell is wrong with u

    • @eliasjacobs1711
      @eliasjacobs1711 5 лет назад +8

      Herobrine bruh chill I knew

    • @pizzatime872
      @pizzatime872 5 лет назад +2

      Good insult but you need to chill

    • @universalcheerios9243
      @universalcheerios9243 5 лет назад +1

      @@herobrine1472 Says the kid whose name is dead

  • @clipptyclop9634
    @clipptyclop9634 5 лет назад +390

    Main theme about this
    *MINECRAFT IS BETTER THAN FORTNITE*

    • @liamsjamsyt1047
      @liamsjamsyt1047 5 лет назад +6

      YEAH!

    • @stolenname94
      @stolenname94 5 лет назад +13

      Hell yeah Fortnite stole some good friends from me I personally could never get the hang of it. Would be shooting the shit out of someone about an inch from death and they just build a pussy fortress of solitude. I grew tired of that and yeah I know it's apart of the game but it's Hella frustrating when I then proceed to die from only a handful of shots. Pubg vastly better than any br game to come out but I don't think apex is that bad it's very approachable and one can jump in and be on the same advantage it takes skill to dodge in that game and not just build a fucking tower in 2 seconds to hide your lack of health.

    • @enigma_kryptowarrior-p5722
      @enigma_kryptowarrior-p5722 5 лет назад +12

      Both Games are good in there ways

    • @AmazingAmbro1
      @AmazingAmbro1 5 лет назад

      @@stolenname94 OMG......

    • @bentam1516
      @bentam1516 5 лет назад

      ever!

  • @Noah-ni4tt
    @Noah-ni4tt 5 лет назад +58

    Respect, this dude needed three more seconds to get 10 minute

    • @reemsespeemses
      @reemsespeemses 4 года назад

      Noah you’d want less time... also it took him 9:07, not 9:57.

    • @SageLatrans
      @SageLatrans 4 года назад +5

      @@reemsespeemses Noah is talking about the 10min mark for ads on videos, 3 more seconds till they could have had ads

    • @amyschumer8754
      @amyschumer8754 4 года назад

      @EllaDoggi 9:37 not 9:07

  • @tesscrelli783
    @tesscrelli783 4 года назад

    I will never not love watching this video, not only because you have epic parkour skills, but because your taste in music is awesome.

  • @AllRafallex
    @AllRafallex 7 лет назад +44

    Impressive execution! Nice skips using damage ticks

    • @seanpazdera6407
      @seanpazdera6407 6 лет назад

      The fire part is the simple fact that you're on fire, not the damage.

  • @lukep6132
    @lukep6132 5 лет назад +33

    Gf: babe come over
    Me: I’m doing a Minecraft parkour run
    Gf: I’m home alone
    Me:

  • @xHascox
    @xHascox 7 лет назад +207

    The first 2 times you walked into lava i thought it was by accident and then it turned out it was not

    • @astralio9437
      @astralio9437  7 лет назад +32

      Yeah these shortcuts are pretty cool !

    • @OTDXX
      @OTDXX 6 лет назад

      xHascox randy

    • @stefanandrejevic2570
      @stefanandrejevic2570 6 лет назад +2

      Did nobody notice the fast regenation?

    • @drakefire8262
      @drakefire8262 6 лет назад +5

      Stefan Technologies its because he played on peaceful ( idk if that's how you spell it so lol )

    • @nevohyams
      @nevohyams 6 лет назад

      XhAsCox bedwars guy

  • @brodeewalker300
    @brodeewalker300 3 года назад +1

    Fire damage = small jump boost, allowing him to get the half block he needs to jump over the fence. This can be explained in the video where Philza couldn't go down the ladder when Technoblade's goons were attacking Philza. Astralio timed it perfectly.

  • @luqy5786
    @luqy5786 5 лет назад +25

    No one:
    Astralio When he gets a new gaming mouse and keyboard

  • @Play-yn6zn
    @Play-yn6zn 5 лет назад +154

    No one:
    Me: **watching it at 2am**

    • @polinaneuk5123
      @polinaneuk5123 5 лет назад +1

      4am))))

    • @arsyal
      @arsyal 4 года назад

      5am :)))))))

    • @badkara4498
      @badkara4498 4 года назад

      Откуда ты знаешь сейчас буквально 2 часа ночи*-*

    • @Play-yn6zn
      @Play-yn6zn 4 года назад

      @@badkara4498 Я Ванга 2020

    • @vladimiromagio9585
      @vladimiromagio9585 4 года назад

      2:19 dude

  • @ratman1125
    @ratman1125 5 лет назад +243

    He oly missed like 5 or 6 jumps HOWW???!!!

  • @asianchocho4843
    @asianchocho4843 4 года назад +1

    The man is bhoping like he’s in CSGO