What the last guy said is untrue if u watch closely he is using bhops which is a hack u can tell by the way his jumps are timed perfectly everytime including when he jumps sideways it's the same distance as when he jumps straight
Zechariah B-C no, hit ticks provide knockback. Some of this knockback is vertical but most of it is horizontal. If you wanna watch the thing frame by frame he aint doing frame perfect jumps. He’s just good.
@@zechariahb-c9830 Except he greatly messes up the timing several times throughout this run, which kills your cute little hackusation pretty nicely, and bhopping doesn't do anything in minecraft, especially not raise your jump height. It was the fire that raised him and it was a damn nice move
Bc He doing the jumps correctly every time But you scared that he gonna fail once and miss the combo even tho this is a speed run and speed run have no fails
Giga Izz da At least we don’t go around swearing in a video that’s meant for kids! Why are you watching this if you aren’t a kid, or at least childlike!
That's because he was on fire. Whenever you take damage, it gives a knockback in the linear direction of damage, like if you get attacked from your right, you get knocked towards the left. Because he was on fire, he got an upwards knockback, which was just enough to get him over the fence post. This effect is substantially seen in minigames like Bedwars and Skywars, where when you get attacked by a player, you get knocked. If you are bridging and someone throws a snowball at you, you fall off. [ I have Experienced this =( ]
It's not tas dumbass, tas could have been so much faster, and if it was tas why does it pause sometimes to prepare for jumps and why does it make so many mistakes? You're just jealous.
At the beggining you can see that he barely does the jumps correctly, 1 frame away from falling and his mouse moves at an exact speed. Also im not jealous, i dont play minecraft i just watch speedruns and this was on my recommended
When he used lava to jump those fences was impressive but the fact that he did it 4, I repeat *4 fricking times* (sorry Christian servers don’t ban me) made me even *MORE IMPRESSED*
I'm sitting here, looking at all of the mistakes.if someone with insane skill fff this smae method, they could shave off 20 30 secs I'm thinking omg ur bad win I cant get past the 86th level
Astralio lol dude you dont take the checkpoints xD you are so good at parkour EDIT : And a youtuber in my country finished this map in 1h and 30 min XD
Lizzypoo Dont bother they wont stop. They love it way too much. Almost as much as the classic: 1960: well have flying cars 2019: *anything other than that”
Sick run! It puts a smile on my face to know people like you are making map speedruns on minecraft a thing, minecraft speedruns should have their own website if it becomes more popular, and i might squeeze one in myself.
@Benjamin Joshua Beggs is not a joke im just saying that would actually happen in real life but the comment is a joke without logic now i ask myself why i commented this
Hell yeah Fortnite stole some good friends from me I personally could never get the hang of it. Would be shooting the shit out of someone about an inch from death and they just build a pussy fortress of solitude. I grew tired of that and yeah I know it's apart of the game but it's Hella frustrating when I then proceed to die from only a handful of shots. Pubg vastly better than any br game to come out but I don't think apex is that bad it's very approachable and one can jump in and be on the same advantage it takes skill to dodge in that game and not just build a fucking tower in 2 seconds to hide your lack of health.
Fire damage = small jump boost, allowing him to get the half block he needs to jump over the fence. This can be explained in the video where Philza couldn't go down the ladder when Technoblade's goons were attacking Philza. Astralio timed it perfectly.
*I’m definitely not going to watch 10min of this it’s too long*
9:57 min later : wait what ?
Morgane Tison same XDD
True
SAME LOL
*this is the type of movement my pe teacher wants from me*
The comment below yours has the same profile pic
@peroh yes
@@judewarstler9253 you're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
@@valtterikovanen4770 why not
@@judewarstler9253 If you haven't realised it at this point why even bother to explain.
Burnt himself to jump over the fence
*wait that's illegal*
My actual thoughts when that happened.
Stolen someone comment and change the meme
Sneak 100
Donald Trump: :o
Stolen stfu you uncreative prick
Derpy Potato at least he got likes
Everybody else making witty comments:
Me still trying to figure out how he jumped over a fence post:
Edit: The comment section xD
If you re taking damage from something your character will elevate because of it he purposely set himself on fire in order to jump it
What the last guy said is untrue if u watch closely he is using bhops which is a hack u can tell by the way his jumps are timed perfectly everytime including when he jumps sideways it's the same distance as when he jumps straight
Zechariah B-C no, hit ticks provide knockback. Some of this knockback is vertical but most of it is horizontal. If you wanna watch the thing frame by frame he aint doing frame perfect jumps. He’s just good.
@@zechariahb-c9830 Except he greatly messes up the timing several times throughout this run, which kills your cute little hackusation pretty nicely, and bhopping doesn't do anything in minecraft, especially not raise your jump height. It was the fire that raised him and it was a damn nice move
Fire damage hit him up
4:22 he used the fire ticks to jump over the fence
10/10
12/10
13/10
14/10
17/10 -_-
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10
Parents: 10 more minutes then that computer goes off
Astralio: Time to beat a huge parkour map
*and with 3 seconds to press the shutdown button*
Hitrover 37 lmao
@@certifedchad3316 did you even watch the video
But it takes 30 seconds to find the video
Andre what the fuck are you talking about
Why is this so relaxing but anxiety inducing at the same time
Cause this man destroyed minecraft physics.
Yeah omg
Bc He doing the jumps correctly every time
But you scared that he gonna fail once and miss the combo even tho this is a speed run and speed run have no fails
@DuckNit I think it was on purpose
400th like ;)
My grandpa:
"And that' how we used to get to school."
copiď comeny from @pisu
Her: "I only date fit guys"
Me:
*jump through lava*
Lol
*The Ultimate Fat Burning Program*
Me: THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT
Her:「Soft And Wet」
@@Emerald29 uhhhh dont know how i fell bout that
Apparently how my parents got to and from school:
Kev They always tell u that cuz they want us to feel bad about us going on a school bus
Kelvin Tamayo i think it was a joke bro
Kelvin Tamayo r/woooosh
Roblox Dino considering your name is roblox dino ima let this one slide. Just leave the comment section l.
Skaetor, Apex Legends wow such mercy
The most impressive part is doing parkour for nearly 10 minutes without rage quitting
most likely did behind the scenes
Oh you think they just do it in the first try?
Cute
NEARLY 9
not really
Lol
Nobody:
Me after I hear the microwave beeping for my food:
Lool
u need to jump to take it?
@@zia-i it's a joke bruh
@@zia-i r/woooosh
Nobody :
Mom driving to the airport when the flight leaves in 6 hours :
The mess ups are the amount of wrecks your mother had
This is an underrated comment 😂💀
so true
r/uselessnobody
White kids be like:
crush: “come over my parents aren’t home”
him:
Says Matt from wii sports
Lol
Lmao
More like girlfriend crush wouldnt say that
in minecraft
Behind the images there is a space bar that is screaming of pain :v
GodGAMEPLAYS yeah. Notice how you have no likes.
@@RubySkullYT u aint either so stfu
GodGAMEPLAYS lmao stfu bitch your username already explains that you have no personality and so you do this bullshit
@@abood4ever790 destruction 100
Uy un papulince
The fact that he didn’t take any shortcuts even though there were many opportunities, just wow 👍✨❤️
He made his own shortcuts
wdym? it looked like he took every possible shortcut there was
My heart dropped everytime I thought he was gonna fall
Make sure to pick It up
Fuck u
@@gigaizzda4863 *kid alert!*
Giga Izz da At least we don’t go around swearing in a video that’s meant for kids! Why are you watching this if you aren’t a kid, or at least childlike!
He fell 5 times... Go to the hospital pls
Me when I’m late for the fishing trip with the boys:
Choose difficulty:
-hard-
-insane-
-hardcore-
*yes*
I choose yes
I choose hardcore 😎
easy
4:23 Astralio : “Magically Jumps on the fence.”
Mojang : Wait, That’s illegal.
@@randy2071 Minecraft player can't jump on fence
I somehow don't even notice
The fire hit him right when he jumped to it gave a little boost
When he was on fire he jumped higher cuz when ur on fire u jump higher
That's because he was on fire. Whenever you take damage, it gives a knockback in the linear direction of damage, like if you get attacked from your right, you get knocked towards the left. Because he was on fire, he got an upwards knockback, which was just enough to get him over the fence post. This effect is substantially seen in minigames like Bedwars and Skywars, where when you get attacked by a player, you get knocked. If you are bridging and someone throws a snowball at you, you fall off. [ I have Experienced this =( ]
Top ten characters who could beat Thanos(with infinity gauntlet )
Ahem, *without* the infinity gauntlet*
@@leaveforchocolate I think he meant that Thanos is with the infinity gauntlet
Top ten unoriginal jokes
@@or1mu top ten unoriginal humans
Holy shit when he used the fire tick to jump over the fence, that was a true big brain moment
Your pfp fits on your comment
@@crazymartin526 lol
Crazy Martin lol
Crazy Martin lol
@@crazymartin526 lol
Flash: Im the fastest man alive!
Astralio: hold my keyboard
Astralio: And give it back beacuse i need it
@@Von-013 Flash: Im the fastest man alive!
Astralio: *hold my speed potion*
@@vadyyrl no
Flash: I'm the fastest man alive
Astralio: hold my Usain bolt
This meme is dead
@@Smolbudgielord well the one who died, and the people who liked the meme.. idk
nobody:
astralio's spacebar:ah shit here we go again
This guy :- *Completes a parkour map in 9 mins*
me :- Can't even jump over a fence in 9 mins ....
duh
Azmie_11 they did it in the video that’s why they commented this
*Strength 10*
*Perception 10*
*Endurance 10*
*Intellect 10*
*Agility 10*
*Luck 10*
U forgot *CHARISMA 10*
Looking cool while jumping
*Acrobatics 100*
SPEIAL
practice: 100+
memory: 100%
this is fucking awesome. the music syncs, the damage jumps, everything.
speedycube64 omg it's speedycube
Its tas though..
It's not tas dumbass, tas could have been so much faster, and if it was tas why does it pause sometimes to prepare for jumps and why does it make so many mistakes? You're just jealous.
speedycube64 one problem found
its minecraft
At the beggining you can see that he barely does the jumps correctly, 1 frame away from falling and his mouse moves at an exact speed. Also im not jealous, i dont play minecraft i just watch speedruns and this was on my recommended
I love how he just skips the checkpoints
yeah he didnt wanna waste time
He doesn’t have time to die and respawn so what’s the point of the checkpoint lol (he’s that good)
Imagine if he did all that
But forgot to record it
“Are we recording” - GeoWizard 2020
*This is how I run when a creeper is chasing me*
But when it comes to actual parkour, I fail every jump
You sub number right now is 666👹👹
Aww man gg creeper
Babyzombie
Why is this comment so true
This guy is the first to jump over the fence on area 51
Lmao
Just give him some lava
He was burning so he can jump on fence
At*
He used the firetick
Fence: *exists*
Astralio: "let's pretend we didn't see that"
Fire damage op
Thats because of the lava
fire makes ur jump boost up a bit when taking dmg
Well done
I cant imagine how many attempts this might have taken
2
Bro this is his first attempt lol
Roberto Palego but you can clearly see him in the start making his way down to the starting spot
jesus, don't bring that to mind
literally nobody:
youtube: "I heard you may be interested in a minecraft speedrun"
And RUclips is right.
And youtube was wrong
A speedrun that I already watched in 2017, but am more than happy to re-invite into 2019.
Same
Gary to be fair, you clicked on the video to comment,,, so,,,,,,
And then... he forgot to press the record button!
Be creative
@@auh4806 wtf i literally didnt found any comment such as this in this section (not as i remember) , and its a joke so :p
Wow... SOOOO ORIGINAL. 🙄
@@galaxyhoe5308 What problem do you have with my comment?
You all ar nubs jk
Asian parents : "Nice, now do it backwards."
It's easier backward isn't it?
@@nicop200 no lmao
@@blerimkuqo3321 it in fact is easier by doing a small little shortcut
That is true they want us to be the best and won't even appreciate
@@EpicBlendUniverse931 true
her: come over
him: no, im training parkour
her: im home alone
him: 0:01-9:07
Hhahahhahaha
Hahaha
0:21*
So nice
0:30*
When he used lava to jump those fences was impressive but the fact that he did it 4, I repeat *4 fricking times* (sorry Christian servers don’t ban me) made me even *MORE IMPRESSED*
they aint to hard
Nobody:
Astralio's spacebar: **oof**
Sanger imagine his W
But mouse...
Me: bind mwheeldown +jump
this is the route to school my grandparents took everyday
Jumping at the last millisecond and landing on the corner is giving me anxiety
Me too lol
RUclips: ooh that's not ten minutes tho
Astralio:..
RUclips: Don't worry we can recommend this to everyone in about 2 years.
Exactly
Yes
I can't even IMAGINE how many times you had to do this map 😂
Bajbusek PL what
@@wygnany2069 no duh. They asked how many attempts did he take to finish the whole Parkour.
@@elliQaz oops sorry
135
I would guess over 1000
I love how the new Hielke maps no longer have prolonged fire damage after he used it to beat the map faster.
4:42 Astralio: messes up on one difficult jump. Me: messing up on 1/2 levels with my best around 50 minutes. Also me: No dude what the heck, ur so bad
RIGHT HAHAHAHA
His mess up counter: 5
My mess up counter: DNF
I'm sitting here, looking at all of the mistakes.if someone with insane skill fff this smae method, they could shave off 20 30 secs I'm thinking omg ur bad win I cant get past the 86th level
He do a 2 mistakes and a 2 big mistakes
#fan Na'Vi CS can you timestamp them? only saw like three
Hielke: We made the hardest parkour map *ever.*
This guy: **Beats this map under 10 minutes**
Hielke: We need a *hard* perfection.
I found a bunch of new shortcuts that save another 20-30 seconds in total so expect another video (TAS?) on this map (when i have time :p)
Astralio lol dude you dont take the checkpoints xD you are so good at parkour
EDIT : And a youtuber in my country finished this map in 1h and 30 min XD
You are epic
Astralio Guess we know who can beat PrestonPalyz in Parkour
I took about 2 videos and they were both 15 mins!
#jump`n run pro confirmed
Android Life don't*
Friend: Come on, that Jump'n'run map isn't that hard!
The map:
He made 5 mistakes during this course. It would take me 10 attempts just to make first jump 😂😂😂
Lucas Sanchez 7* lmao
@@charlieuhoh7273 5, when he burned himself it was on purpose
Luciana o
What? 5 attempts?
Nobody:
*That 1 guy in PE class:*
Ur pfp matches what I am doing rn
ur pfp is trash tbh tho
@GrassyJames your’s is worse
@@emilywilliams1167 what r u talking about u haven't even changed urs lol and i wasn't talking to u idiot.
@@emilywilliams1167 r u too scared to reply lol?
Developer: finaly im done it'll take days to complete this map!
Him:im about to do what's called a pro gamer move
Developer?
*triggered af*
My girlfriend: hey come over here so we can watch a movie or something.
Me: can’t I’m busy right now
My girlfriend: I’m home alone
Me:
*I didn't know that geometry dash 3.0 came out*
Still waiting for that 2.2 tho :(
Its 3d now amazing right?
I doubt it will ever. If it takes this long for 2.2
@@12-343 well RobTop doesn't have a team, it's just him, so it takes a while to update the game
Still waiting for 2.2.....
My friend: I’m so bad at parkour!
Also my friend:
legends only V 😍
legends only mosok
Me Too
just fuck off dude
Menerith Gaming okay
3:50 perfect music with perfect jump
Map maker: finally, this parkour map took a whole year to make!
Map maker: were in the endgame now
RUclips:
2017: nah
2018: nah
2019: Y E S
True
Me bro
I get this on my recommandation since 2017 XD
Doopie_215 YT these comments are the most overused unfunniest shit ever.
Lizzypoo
Dont bother they wont stop. They love it way too much. Almost as much as the classic:
1960: well have flying cars
2019: *anything other than that”
Him: *is a parkour God*
Me: *failing at parkour that took 5 minutes to set up*
I would also fail at a winged double neo
Preston: i'm the parkour god
Astralio: hold my beer
CNBW
I wanna see this race.
lol
Idk why a lot of people even believe preston is amazing at parkour lol
fuzz bearplush
Watch him.
I Can't Think Of A Good Name Preston doesn't even know how to do double neos properly. And he only did 2 triple neos in ever. I know many better gods
He: *finished entire spiral parkour less the 10 minutes*
Me: *can't even make 1 block jump*
He’s not a true Minecraft player.
U r lying if u cant to that u r dumbass bro
:D nice one buddy
@@battleg6822 Here? more like hear.
@@Soldier--jg1fq no dip hes lying
It's probably the best Parkour speedrun I've ever seen! Congratulations!
Theblackeagle48 tu que haces aki compañero willy?
Theblackeagle48 I made this map in 18:49 on Minecraft Pocket Edition (on phone)
Apollon thats cool!!
Theblackeagle48 Don't tell me you believe him
Theblackeagle48 that's sad...
When you dont have homework
Yea
This makes fuckall sense
Why would you run crazy if u dont have homework?
ok
what the fuck does that even mean?
Woah! This is amazing!
Well done! The map really shines when played like this :-)
неккит.
Hielke - Minecraft gg
finally I found your channel
Oh shoot it's you
The nostalgia😭
Friend: What is he doing?
Me: He’s starting to believe
lmao
Ooo nice reference
"When you're getting chased in hunger games"
"when you're getting chased in hunger games"
Your skills appear!!
Nobody:
The people in the hypixel lobby
Edit: spelling
ah yes... "hypixal"
My favourite server.. hypixal.. I do sometimes play on mineplax though.
There, changed the spelling.
k
@@orangtan do u use luner clyint as well?
Bro this guy uses fire to his advantage in so many creative ways! I love the inginuety.
Sick run! It puts a smile on my face to know people like you are making map speedruns on minecraft a thing, minecraft speedruns should have their own website if it becomes more popular, and i might squeeze one in myself.
Here you go ^^ : minecraftruns.ml
Astralio oh, nice, gonna give it a go
Fr4nkM ye
Sourceruns☑️
Mineruns☑️
What else on the list?
Hielke: * spend 5 day’s building the spiral parkour *
Australio: * beat the spiral parkour in 9 minutes *
Hielke: Am I A Joke For You?
@@sarah-janehall5064 no
onlt 5 days?
5 jours ? Hmm j'fais mes jumps en 5 jours en moyenne aussi.. mais 9 minutes pour les réussir ça me ferait mal, ah ah ! 😎
@@SaigneurAgoniuM1296 Pk tu parles en français putain
@@ElidomMa Parce que je suis français et absolument pas anglophone, et ça ne m'empêchera pas de m'exprimer, ne t'en déplaise.
I actually did this in 9:05...
9 hours five minutes haha beat that
9:04 checkmate
10:49 :/
15:700000
X:XX
I’ve never done this this parkour before beat that!
You play fortnite and have no proof therefore your record is invalid.
Bro checkpoints to him are just mere mortals
this gives me so much anxiety
*ADHD people triggered*
Your flesh is weak
I'm gonna eat your air pods
@A Dead meme Stonks :v
I got anxiety but you weak no joke
Every recorded mistakes:
4:42
5:18
5:51
6:01
Only 4? I did that parkour 1 hour and 50+ mistakes
There were more where he fell in lava
Mitsu on purpose to get a boost
You forgot to put down my life
6:45
Editing this comment so nothing makes sense below.
@@Tommoki it's a meme
@@Tommoki cause he used the lava to pass the course
alicia liv ... you’re the type of person to avoid inviting over to the movies
alicia liv cuz by pointing it out, you ruined the joke. That’s rule number 1 of telling jokes.
@@Tommoki yes, I agree with the others. STFU alicia
You are inhuman! I cant imagine how much time it takes to memorize and practice each map!🙏
The walk that my parents did to go to school:
doc: u have 9 minutes and 57 seconds to live.
me:
No way your this funny 😂🔥
Uhh dude... You would waste seconds of your life when you are searching the video...
uh for me is 9:56
@Benjamin Joshua Beggs is not a joke im just saying that would actually happen in real life but the comment is a joke without logic now i ask myself why i commented this
Me: *dude you're going to the wrong way-*
Astralio: *aight! Imma turn around*
*(OoO)*
I wish I was this guy father to feel even more proud of him
Me traveling to the guy online who called my mom fat to beat him up
Same with me but i do it a bit more malicious. Like ddosing them while dping that lol.
You mom is fat.
OMG
The Ed Zone hhahqh
?
Him: Jumps over fence
Me: Wait, that’s illegal...
Use the fire to double jump
*intellect 100*
did you copy somewere in the comments idiot?
Fire does knockback
Watching this is about as satisfying as watching these ultra-precise Doom speed runs
Just... how? I mean you use lava to boost yourself over fences and stuff that’s just GENIUS
Video : a guy jumping from one block to another
Me : *watching in amazement*
Me: 👁️👄👁️
Astralio: Who even needs checkpoints
😂
I really like how you intentionally caught yourself on fire to bypass the fences
Jumps in lava
Water: Am I a joke to you?
Herobrine geez chill it was a joke
Herobrine she is joking lol da hell is wrong with u
Herobrine bruh chill I knew
Good insult but you need to chill
@@herobrine1472 Says the kid whose name is dead
Main theme about this
*MINECRAFT IS BETTER THAN FORTNITE*
YEAH!
Hell yeah Fortnite stole some good friends from me I personally could never get the hang of it. Would be shooting the shit out of someone about an inch from death and they just build a pussy fortress of solitude. I grew tired of that and yeah I know it's apart of the game but it's Hella frustrating when I then proceed to die from only a handful of shots. Pubg vastly better than any br game to come out but I don't think apex is that bad it's very approachable and one can jump in and be on the same advantage it takes skill to dodge in that game and not just build a fucking tower in 2 seconds to hide your lack of health.
Both Games are good in there ways
@@stolenname94 OMG......
ever!
Respect, this dude needed three more seconds to get 10 minute
Noah you’d want less time... also it took him 9:07, not 9:57.
@@reemsespeemses Noah is talking about the 10min mark for ads on videos, 3 more seconds till they could have had ads
@EllaDoggi 9:37 not 9:07
I will never not love watching this video, not only because you have epic parkour skills, but because your taste in music is awesome.
Impressive execution! Nice skips using damage ticks
The fire part is the simple fact that you're on fire, not the damage.
Gf: babe come over
Me: I’m doing a Minecraft parkour run
Gf: I’m home alone
Me:
Yo this meme got me dying bro 😂🔥
Bro u just posted cringe
The first 2 times you walked into lava i thought it was by accident and then it turned out it was not
Yeah these shortcuts are pretty cool !
xHascox randy
Did nobody notice the fast regenation?
Stefan Technologies its because he played on peaceful ( idk if that's how you spell it so lol )
XhAsCox bedwars guy
Fire damage = small jump boost, allowing him to get the half block he needs to jump over the fence. This can be explained in the video where Philza couldn't go down the ladder when Technoblade's goons were attacking Philza. Astralio timed it perfectly.
No one:
Astralio When he gets a new gaming mouse and keyboard
No one:
Me: **watching it at 2am**
4am))))
5am :)))))))
Откуда ты знаешь сейчас буквально 2 часа ночи*-*
@@badkara4498 Я Ванга 2020
2:19 dude
He oly missed like 5 or 6 jumps HOWW???!!!
*oly*
God made him that's why
@@cheeseburgercheese1920 hes taunting a bull leave him alone
@Aaron Scott omg FBI open up
Amphetamine 😂👌
The man is bhoping like he’s in CSGO