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Have you ever had your entire team on offense in payload as heavies as a group and dominate the enemy team as you all stick to the cart and tear anything that comes though your path with bullets and pure willpower
@@absurdcheesecake why would they be making a engineer update, if you are talking about the teaser on team fortress channel the teaser is just a reupload of a teaser of a update that already came out.
2022: no heavy update yet... 2025: no heavy update yet.... 2033: no heavy update yet..... 2069: no heavy update yet...... me: soo no heavy update gab: yes no heavy update me: :(
I remember a nice player I met. He was the melee fat scout and every time he got a kill, he used his "b0nk" bind. It was really funny to play against him.
-Revert GRU, -Add new weapons, -Rework other weapons based on community feedback, -Fix VAC, -Ban absolutely every single bot (well, maybe except trading bots) and their owners, -Maybe some new maps, -New contracts would be a cool addition, -Of course, there's no update without hats and taunts, -Maybe we'll get lucky and have a new animation short. If we get as much as possible from this list, it's gonna be a good day
Even though here gabe newell is show as a guy that wants money, in real life he is a sweet heart, i met him once and he wasn't like fake smiling, but joking around and and laughing alot.
Heavy's update: - New guns ofc - New map, probably as "Jungle Heaven" - *POOTIS VOICE LINE* - *POOTIS EMOTE THAT CAN MAKE TAUNT KILLS!* Edit: I rlly want a new minigun with more than 200 ammo, like Karma Charger's workshop weapon "Leviathan" Another edit: *nerf brass beast pls*
@_Artemka_ Соловьёвка I think Engineer needs more some update. He have really small amount of weapons. And it would be cool to have second PDA item which would replace something. I know it could kinda broke gunslinger and some weapons, but if they just tryed it would definitely work.
1:31 Finally the red heavy show up to the blue heavy who's the boss of the golden sandwich. Actually I was waiting for this the whole time and I still want that blue heavy death!
If valve ever goes through with the heavy update I'd like to see something that can increase heavy's mobility (obviously balancing out his other aspects) like how we saw the jet pack w the pyro. That would be nice it would introduce a whole new way to play heavy
Could’ve been between the day after halloween and right before halloween actually. According to Medic he has given Demo a new eye many times, but every halloween it becomes cursed and tries to kill them. So technically he can have both eyes at any given time except for halloween.
Demo CAN have two eyes. Not on Halloween though. What the Medic says is that the Eyepatch is cursed. Due to every Monoculus Incident. How we find out is in the TF2 Comics. In the part, Mann VS Dead or whatever name it is, this was mentioned to Demoman. Demo asks if he could have two eyes. "I would give you a second eye if I wanted to." "If you wanted to? Why?" "Because everytime I give you a second eye, that eye comes to life and tries to kill us. That eyepatch is cursed!" "Wait, why didn't I remember any of this?" "Oh! Because I scooped out part of your brain so you wouldn't worry about it."
"Coming soon when the new update comes out" So, the next time Valve fix the localitation files. Ok. That's an update. A small one but it's an update. So the next time it happens, you have to post the sequel.
“To be continued when a new tf2 update comes out” Either he means part 2 is never coming out or it’s all gonna be about them moving files from one folder to another
Since heavy has been my favorite mercenary since 2009 seeing this many heavies in a SFM made me happy, even if there hasn’t been an update about him yet.
1:52: When you try to seem like a Russian but you're actually a seemingly unkillable, Italian wife having, son resulting from an affair having, with his friends from all over the world to Egyptian travelling, Nigerundayo-loving hamon-user who likes to scream either "Oh, nooooo!!!" or "Oohhhh myyy Gooooddd!!!!" in order to provide comedic relief for the audience since you're no longer the main protagonist of the season.
Part 2: War Of The Localization Files. Classes fight over who gets an update next and end up causing a futuristic wasteland where people dress up as the TF2 mercs and fight in an endless war, with Valve with no choice they release the update.. New TF2 Update: - Updated the Localization Files - Fixed Bugs that caused players to go invisible while playing as the spy - Fixed Bug where heavy would pull out a minigun - Fixed Bug where medic would pull out syringe gun - Fixed Bug where players would run fast as the scout - Added new cases - Added New Class the "Gaben"
![[SFM] Medic!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rz-nAP7GtIk/mqdefault.jpg)
Poor Heavy Weapons Guy :(
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Pure chaos
Tf2 is the newest edition to the hall of hieroglyphs
All right! So... will you have the next video completed within 3 years? Because that's how long it'll take for a good update.
STOCK MINIGUN IS BETTER THAN THE TOMMYSLAV
Thanks and have fun :)
"Coming out when the new update comes out"
PART TWO: "The Localization Files"
Underrated
Overrated
@@Romulux229 Perfectly Balanced
Unnerved?
PART 2: nothing new added (even hats).
I can only imagine 7+ heavies on each team completing free contracts, that would be a beautiful sight.
Something I miss from the first heavy update, all the Natascha rage, the boxing combats and chain malee crits and most of all, the sandvich picnics.
Have you ever had your entire team on offense in payload as heavies as a group and dominate the enemy team as you all stick to the cart and tear anything that comes though your path with bullets and pure willpower
Sandwich
Considering how I play pyro, that won’t go over well for me
even if we did have contracts... the rewards would be naff
We can all dream what the Heavy update will be like. But, don't give up hope of when it will come out!
SilverStar1811 they’re making the Engie update first, though, but yes, I hope so.
Facts
@@absurdcheesecake why would they be making a engineer update, if you are talking about the teaser on team fortress channel the teaser is just a reupload of a teaser of a update that already came out.
@@absurdcheesecake Yeah the made the Engineer Teaser and Update 10 years ago, like the other person said, it's just a reupload.
too late for that mate
“Heavy update” comes out: Everyone’s excited
Update notes: Fixed several bugs
That’s it, or at least what I expect
UPDATED LOCALIZATION FILES
As long as the bots are gone it's a good update
I mean you're pretty much spot on with the update that just came out
finally care update
I thought we’re gonna get a engineer update
Of course Gabe’s got a Tiny Desk Engineer.
What did you expect?
With all that money it makes sense
Everyone has a tiny desk engineer™
and a full sized gordon freeman
It’s useless, it’s as useless as he is.
Well in Cannon they weren’t even friends at all, because it’s the red demoman and the blue soldier that are friends, 0:26-0:41
Also that red soldier wouldn't die from those heavy running by because the heavies and soldier are on red team, so there is no team damage
@@nightstar4330 but then again, the soldier might be low on heath and died from fall damage
Friendly fire is On
2:20
@@Idkwhatiam Fair point.
"Coming soon when the new update comes out"
Oh, so never
Yep that's probably be like that
@@Epicgamer-yv6zq well piro update was like 2 to 4 years ago sooo on mi side think they will not be new major update
2022: no heavy update yet...
2025: no heavy update yet....
2033: no heavy update yet.....
2069: no heavy update yet......
me: soo no heavy update
gab: yes no heavy update
me: :(
ah yes. never
When I saw soldier and then king demo I was just waiting for lion king reference
Mufasa's death traumatized children
Me as an intellectual: 0:45
Long live the soldier
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
;-; Rick May
Damn It, Boys...
The part that traumatized me was the two eyed demo
0:56 Heavy is running backwards.
R.I.P Pyro.
rest in pyrotechnics
Ĺ^ gjtdbrf
News headline: group of identical fat Russian men protest to lord Gaben
not fat, big boned
Buff
@Dread Bad correct!
Giant muscular men
@Dread Bad НЕТ!
1:03
I want valve to make this moment the
Heavy update picture
Me Too
But instead of Gravel Pit they should be placed on the new added map
Hello random guy
I am a random fellow
That or 1:51
Update Notes:
-Heavy’s primary is now shotgun.
Fat scout has joined the server
I remember a nice player I met. He was the melee fat scout and every time he got a kill, he used his "b0nk" bind.
It was really funny to play against him.
Careful you're gonna turn on the fat scout mains.
For his neutral special
*he wields a gun*
Medium weapons guy.
2:11 Me and the boys going to play TF2 after a few years
I’m souprised he didn’t put Russian music durring any of this.
Yeah, the heavy rush music would be good, like the "11 angry heavy" video
Soup
@@mikebuston7407 11 angry Russians sounds scarier
heccboi Can
@@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824 no he can't
Heavy Update: Heavy's head is now made out of glass
OH BOY DO I LIKE GUZZLING GLASS
*Scout intensifies*
We definitely need more variety playing heavy.
-Revert GRU,
-Add new weapons,
-Rework other weapons based on community feedback,
-Fix VAC,
-Ban absolutely every single bot (well, maybe except trading bots) and their owners,
-Maybe some new maps,
-New contracts would be a cool addition,
-Of course, there's no update without hats and taunts,
-Maybe we'll get lucky and have a new animation short.
If we get as much as possible from this list, it's gonna be a good day
Yeah
@@detroviolet326 Not sure if the ban every bot is possible, but it would be good to be able to use any other medigun other than the vacc.
And prioritise gpus for FPS rather than cpus
the golden sandwich heavies joined the party
Nah , botkiller sandvich gang is better
Is there a golden sandwich?
Waiting for australium sandvich to be added
1:11 he actually summoned a stand, they just don't see it
1:36 RODA ROLLA DA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
True
Jojo reference and a thanos
He used his own stand to kill himself
Even though here gabe newell is show as a guy that wants money, in real life he is a sweet heart, i met him once and he wasn't like fake smiling, but joking around and and laughing alot.
What kind of thoughts did you have when you saw a SFM model of a celebrity you met
Yeah maybe he make stupid decison but he also is the reason for all the good shit
Did you and gaben have le epic sē×?????
@@bornanagaming3329 *segs
0:55 that pyro being scared because he saw that heavy update was coming
Meat vs. Match.
I love how they just ignored the pyro
The pyro wanted everyone to ignore him for you see he had the backburner on him so he'd knew what he was doin
He knew his comeuppance for Jungle Inferno was overdue
0:58
Russian Civil War in a nutshell
Makes sense
@@gojiraboy06films71 Indeed
Why, yes.
hmmmmmm... I don't see any valve approved anywhere!! LIESSS
NeoXangards I hope it is
It's obviously sarcasm.
Gaben have His own tiny desk engeneer
It’s a nice detail that right after gabe Newell says “uh no” a heavy in the crowd says “yes” right after
"My favorite class is the spy"
**removes his useful gadget**
Imagine spy without his knife. That would be pathetic.
1:57 genuine sorrow from all of them. Then theres this guy 2:01 all "CYKA BLYAT" and sheet.
**Thanos kills Jotaro**
We dont knew we need this, but we want this
i hate anime
100k Subs without Vids Challenge can you mouth shut
@@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 no weeb
BOI
@@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 no
1:06 I feel so bad for the heavy, he taunted killed someone and looked so proud...
2:01 the a pose heavy : CYKA *boom* ded
Engineer gaming
DasMxD: "To be continued when a new update comes out."
Gade: No, no I don't think I will.
There is update coming fool
1:17 We need a Thanos heavy
the pub-sweeping POW
Reality can be what ever i want
We need a Joseph heavy.
There is a thanos heavy outfit that is in the tf2 steam workshop.
1:11 Jotaro Heavy
"No big surprise"
yes
Dah.
Valve is ded big surprise not
not big soup rice
Heavy's update:
- New guns ofc
- New map, probably as "Jungle Heaven"
- *POOTIS VOICE LINE*
- *POOTIS EMOTE THAT CAN MAKE TAUNT KILLS!*
Edit: I rlly want a new minigun with more than 200 ammo, like Karma Charger's workshop weapon "Leviathan"
Another edit: *nerf brass beast pls*
Updated localization files.
New voicelines would be mere impossible since only the scout voice actor is left
@@boommybox6193 Yeah, and we already lost a hero.
Bug fixed
Why would we nerf the brass beast, it's already bad, plus the Leviathan doesn't even have a damage resistance
*in Shrek voice*
“Yeah, like that’s ever gonna happen...”
...
well. heavy update? finaly , update , 4 years , god
What
@_Artemka_ Соловьёвка I think Engineer needs more some update. He have really small amount of weapons. And it would be cool to have second PDA item which would replace something. I know it could kinda broke gunslinger and some weapons, but if they just tryed it would definitely work.
1:53 oh my gosh, it’s raspy! The hacker
1:31 Finally the red heavy show up to the blue heavy who's the boss of the golden sandwich.
Actually I was waiting for this the whole time and I still want that blue heavy death!
I think its ausralium sandwich
1:15- Thanos: You should've gone for the head.
2:37 Nobody’s going to point out how Gabe has a tiny desk engineer?
I was looking for a comment about that, thank you
Lol yea
"to be continued when the next update comes out"
watch it come out like tomorrow
i hate how that somehow got my hopes up
@@xXSquidGirlXx hey, maybe its a sign...... 13 years from now.
@@clinicallyinzane5922 we've waited this long-- it's only 13 years, right?
right??
Heike Broke Bruh
I wish
i wished.
End of the line reference
JoJo reference
Skyrim reference
Sniper reference
Lion king reference
Heavy’s odissey reference
Thanos reference
Tiny Desk engineer reference
Golden sandwich collab reference
nope.avi reference
Coffin dance reference
...
The Golden Sandvich Collab Reference
The Lion King Reference
The Avengers Reference
Tiny Desk Engineer Reference
@@OfficialMisterBoo nope.avi
Mr. Boo ready)
Don't forget nope.avi at the start.
0:58 There’s a heavy wearing a Mario hat on the left side
Yahoo-vy Weapons Guy
Good catch.
This is heavy odysey
3:05 that skeloten was the reject heavy
If valve ever goes through with the heavy update I'd like to see something that can increase heavy's mobility (obviously balancing out his other aspects) like how we saw the jet pack w the pyro. That would be nice it would introduce a whole new way to play heavy
2:11
Me and the boys going to the valve head quarters for gaben to finally release the heavy update
you got the whole squad laughing aren't you
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOUR SO FUNNY ITS NOT PIKE IT WAS THE PLOT FOR THE VIDEO OMG XDXDXD HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY HAHAHA
0:38
Demo with two eye's
impossible
Could’ve been between the day after halloween and right before halloween actually. According to Medic he has given Demo a new eye many times, but every halloween it becomes cursed and tries to kill them. So technically he can have both eyes at any given time except for halloween.
Demo CAN have two eyes. Not on Halloween though. What the Medic says is that the Eyepatch is cursed. Due to every Monoculus Incident. How we find out is in the TF2 Comics. In the part, Mann VS Dead or whatever name it is, this was mentioned to Demoman. Demo asks if he could have two eyes. "I would give you a second eye if I wanted to." "If you wanted to? Why?" "Because everytime I give you a second eye, that eye comes to life and tries to kill us. That eyepatch is cursed!" "Wait, why didn't I remember any of this?" "Oh! Because I scooped out part of your brain so you wouldn't worry about it."
@@evaphan2720 socket, not patch
HorrorLife Alvin As the other guy said, it’s the eye SOCKET. But yeah.
"Coming soon when the new update comes out"
So, the next time Valve fix the localitation files. Ok.
That's an update. A small one but it's an update. So the next time it happens, you have to post the sequel.
Fair Point
Yes. ;)
@@DasMxD Really? I was joking, but... now you said it, so it counts.
2:43 Is that gorgeous freeman?
“To be continued when a new tf2 update comes out”
Either he means part 2 is never coming out or it’s all gonna be about them moving files from one folder to another
It's out right now
Dina Abdelaziz
I made this comment 2 months ago the update came out after it
0:44 damn it! I fell for it again.
Since heavy has been my favorite mercenary since 2009 seeing this many heavies in a SFM made me happy, even if there hasn’t been an update about him yet.
It’s a beautiful dream. But still just a dream 😞
I love how there are just giant letters that say Valve HQ lol. Also Gordon Freeman is on Gabens office just frozen in time. 😂😭
The Heavy Update already exists, FOR TEN YEARS!
I want to be with the heavys demonstrating for a new update. xD
me too
Same here
I would definitely support The Heavy Cause, after all Heavy is my main and the character that got me interested in TF2 in the first place
@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 And also the box are the most popular easy to play and every other reason in existence.
ah yes, I remember the great hoovie war o' 20', it spanned for 15 years, and nothin' was ever the same
Valve treating Dota 2 and CSGO: Eating burgers and doing work.
Valve Treating TF2: *crickets*
How dare you making me feel nostalgic with that Warioland 4 song !
Good video doh !
0:28 this is kind of disrespectful for rick may who died
Exactly
Well, it's not Rick May himself. It's the character he voiced. There IS a difference between these things.
1:52: When you try to seem like a Russian but you're actually a seemingly unkillable, Italian wife having, son resulting from an affair having, with his friends from all over the world to Egyptian travelling, Nigerundayo-loving hamon-user who likes to scream either "Oh, nooooo!!!" or "Oohhhh myyy Gooooddd!!!!" in order to provide comedic relief for the audience since you're no longer the main protagonist of the season.
*Y E S!*
One thing we can know: Thanos can defeat Jotaro.
No other way because plot shield
@@aguafria9003 Indeed.
1:11 Jotaro Heavy
I was hear early and it's funny how they copy the lion king
Heavys protesting at valve HQ
Valve : now dats A LOT OF HEAVYS
I love watching other SFM Clips, I'm super excited to get started!
0:40 Top 10 Saddest Anime Betrayals
"coming soon when a new update comes out"
after 9 years in development...
I expected an animation, not the timeline of the Soviet Union
6 days after a new update has come.........
Gaben is with us
0:57
*top ten moments before disaster*
Gaben : My Favorite Class Is Spy
In Brain At Heavy : *I Think He Update Spy
"to be continued when a new update comes out"
so basically never?
0:58 me and the boys in world war 3
"To be Continued..."
Well see you guys in 2026
0:36 Demoman got his eye back from Marasmus the Wizard and the Bombenomicon, hurray for him.
*my favorite class is the spy*
_interesting_
1:36 That Scene Looks Funny
Part 2: War Of The Localization Files.
Classes fight over who gets an update next and end up causing a futuristic wasteland where people dress up as the TF2 mercs and fight in an endless war, with Valve with no choice they release the update..
New TF2 Update:
- Updated the Localization Files
- Fixed Bugs that caused players to go invisible while playing as the spy
- Fixed Bug where heavy would pull out a minigun
- Fixed Bug where medic would pull out syringe gun
- Fixed Bug where players would run fast as the scout
- Added new cases
- Added New Class the "Gaben"
Soldier : Friendship is needed, Now maggots stop ****ing fighting
Valve after two years
*[MADEU IN HEAVEN]*
"To be continued....when a new update comes out"
Me: Pfft, that won't be any time soon then
2:20
Coffin Meme!
It's for gaben
Isn't it called astronomia?
@@exovirtf2 Astronomia is a song,the correct term for the meme is the"Coffin Dance - Astronomia"
At least that's what I know about.
man my tf2 is in update :O it says about the MYG(T bots disabled chats for new accounts or something like that
Oh boy an new update just came out!
The first video to appear to me when searching TF2 SFM, also the "long live the king" was pure gold!
I see lion king,coffin dance,jojo,end of the line sum references
0:11 russians rush berlin 1945 colorized
0:41 Simba reference
I love how pyro is just in the background trying to no die
From the recent news by Valve, the heavy update might actually become reality...
I have good feeling about this ......
“Soldier: I'm still your friend.
Demo: NO!”
I mean Blu Demo's not wrong.
And not correct either
this sfm is just an accurate representation of what Russia is like
We’re gonna be waiting a decade
I love how it say to be continued whenever the next update comes , and now there is one coming and it’s a big one at that
Man, I was really looking for a Part 2. Guess we'll never get it though...
0:30 - 0:50: Lion King reference there was absolutely amazing. ❤️❤️❤️
I love the fact that a bird is just casually flying with the payload at the start.
Maybe the heavy update were the friends we've made along the way
Me and the bois rading valve HQ for heavy update