The Heavy Update (SFM)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @DasMxD
    @DasMxD  4 года назад +1466

    Poor Heavy Weapons Guy :(
    Don't forget to rate & share this vid! And if you want more animations like that, you just need to click that red subscribe button!

    • @somethingpointless4074
      @somethingpointless4074 4 года назад +1

      Pure chaos

    • @commandertaco1762
      @commandertaco1762 4 года назад +3

      Tf2 is the newest edition to the hall of hieroglyphs

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 4 года назад +2

      All right! So... will you have the next video completed within 3 years? Because that's how long it'll take for a good update.

    • @Slitzzy
      @Slitzzy 4 года назад +3

      STOCK MINIGUN IS BETTER THAN THE TOMMYSLAV

    • @anthonysaad6183
      @anthonysaad6183 4 года назад +2

      Thanks and have fun :)

  • @miemg5276
    @miemg5276 4 года назад +3460

    "Coming out when the new update comes out"
    PART TWO: "The Localization Files"

  • @volkanik3070
    @volkanik3070 4 года назад +1666

    I can only imagine 7+ heavies on each team completing free contracts, that would be a beautiful sight.

    • @CabJC
      @CabJC 4 года назад +47

      Something I miss from the first heavy update, all the Natascha rage, the boxing combats and chain malee crits and most of all, the sandvich picnics.

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 года назад +12

      Have you ever had your entire team on offense in payload as heavies as a group and dominate the enemy team as you all stick to the cart and tear anything that comes though your path with bullets and pure willpower

    • @Trisha_an_Artist
      @Trisha_an_Artist 4 года назад

      Sandwich

    • @romp0m344
      @romp0m344 4 года назад +1

      Considering how I play pyro, that won’t go over well for me

    • @willosmond1574
      @willosmond1574 4 года назад +1

      even if we did have contracts... the rewards would be naff

  • @SilverStar18
    @SilverStar18 4 года назад +1830

    We can all dream what the Heavy update will be like. But, don't give up hope of when it will come out!

    • @absurdcheesecake
      @absurdcheesecake 4 года назад +5

      SilverStar1811 they’re making the Engie update first, though, but yes, I hope so.

    • @Animasterpro
      @Animasterpro 4 года назад

      Facts

    • @marlon.8051
      @marlon.8051 4 года назад +18

      @@absurdcheesecake why would they be making a engineer update, if you are talking about the teaser on team fortress channel the teaser is just a reupload of a teaser of a update that already came out.

    • @ShadTrap
      @ShadTrap 4 года назад +5

      @@absurdcheesecake Yeah the made the Engineer Teaser and Update 10 years ago, like the other person said, it's just a reupload.

    • @joseless2771
      @joseless2771 4 года назад

      too late for that mate

  • @wildalex7899
    @wildalex7899 4 года назад +906

    “Heavy update” comes out: Everyone’s excited
    Update notes: Fixed several bugs
    That’s it, or at least what I expect

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom 4 года назад +43

      UPDATED LOCALIZATION FILES

    • @hittingwater4639
      @hittingwater4639 4 года назад +14

      As long as the bots are gone it's a good update

    • @aspa3318
      @aspa3318 4 года назад +3

      I mean you're pretty much spot on with the update that just came out

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад

      finally care update

    • @superiornicholas412
      @superiornicholas412 4 года назад +1

      I thought we’re gonna get a engineer update

  • @bagofgroceries
    @bagofgroceries 4 года назад +383

    Of course Gabe’s got a Tiny Desk Engineer.

    • @halfpace1462
      @halfpace1462 4 года назад +8

      What did you expect?

    • @peet-janissen5838
      @peet-janissen5838 4 года назад +6

      With all that money it makes sense

    • @igorigor5342
      @igorigor5342 4 года назад +3

      Everyone has a tiny desk engineer™

    • @LittleSombreroDog
      @LittleSombreroDog 4 года назад +2

      and a full sized gordon freeman

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 4 года назад +2

      It’s useless, it’s as useless as he is.

  • @Night_from_GT_asia_2
    @Night_from_GT_asia_2 4 года назад +784

    Well in Cannon they weren’t even friends at all, because it’s the red demoman and the blue soldier that are friends, 0:26-0:41

    • @nightstar4330
      @nightstar4330 4 года назад +98

      Also that red soldier wouldn't die from those heavy running by because the heavies and soldier are on red team, so there is no team damage

    • @shadowtheheadch0g
      @shadowtheheadch0g 4 года назад +81

      @@nightstar4330 but then again, the soldier might be low on heath and died from fall damage

    • @aerothallji6514
      @aerothallji6514 4 года назад +22

      Friendly fire is On

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 4 года назад +24

      2:20

    • @ZJRLT
      @ZJRLT 4 года назад +7

      @@Idkwhatiam Fair point.

  • @detroviolet326
    @detroviolet326 4 года назад +1672

    "Coming soon when the new update comes out"
    Oh, so never

    • @Epicgamer-yv6zq
      @Epicgamer-yv6zq 4 года назад +5

      Yep that's probably be like that

    • @battlerog_fr
      @battlerog_fr 4 года назад +5

      @@Epicgamer-yv6zq well piro update was like 2 to 4 years ago sooo on mi side think they will not be new major update

    • @brokenmartin4861
      @brokenmartin4861 4 года назад +11

      2022: no heavy update yet...
      2025: no heavy update yet....
      2033: no heavy update yet.....
      2069: no heavy update yet......
      me: soo no heavy update
      gab: yes no heavy update
      me: :(

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 года назад

      ah yes. never

    • @meowass1455
      @meowass1455 4 года назад +4

      When I saw soldier and then king demo I was just waiting for lion king reference

  • @Satan-nw4lv
    @Satan-nw4lv 4 года назад +823

    Mufasa's death traumatized children
    Me as an intellectual: 0:45

  • @chaoticcar6231
    @chaoticcar6231 4 года назад +171

    0:56 Heavy is running backwards.
    R.I.P Pyro.

  • @raptalos9412
    @raptalos9412 4 года назад +559

    News headline: group of identical fat Russian men protest to lord Gaben

  • @tyronchadrickcanda4793
    @tyronchadrickcanda4793 4 года назад +262

    1:03
    I want valve to make this moment the
    Heavy update picture

    • @alface935
      @alface935 4 года назад +3

      Me Too

    • @ketra21
      @ketra21 4 года назад +4

      But instead of Gravel Pit they should be placed on the new added map

    • @randomfolk9545
      @randomfolk9545 4 года назад

      Hello random guy

    • @randomfolk9545
      @randomfolk9545 4 года назад

      I am a random fellow

    • @arcionek
      @arcionek 4 года назад

      That or 1:51

  • @NafedalbiFilms
    @NafedalbiFilms 4 года назад +543

    Update Notes:
    -Heavy’s primary is now shotgun.

    • @Nobody-iq5bi
      @Nobody-iq5bi 4 года назад +25

      Fat scout has joined the server

    • @Fedor_Shtykov
      @Fedor_Shtykov 4 года назад +16

      I remember a nice player I met. He was the melee fat scout and every time he got a kill, he used his "b0nk" bind.
      It was really funny to play against him.

    • @Chris-jl6vp
      @Chris-jl6vp 4 года назад

      Careful you're gonna turn on the fat scout mains.

    • @himerpaint
      @himerpaint 4 года назад +2

      For his neutral special
      *he wields a gun*

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 года назад +8

      Medium weapons guy.

  • @ouch2040
    @ouch2040 4 года назад +137

    2:11 Me and the boys going to play TF2 after a few years

  • @veliztapia
    @veliztapia 4 года назад +502

    I’m souprised he didn’t put Russian music durring any of this.

  • @pardoxia7242
    @pardoxia7242 4 года назад +216

    Heavy Update: Heavy's head is now made out of glass

  • @administratorprophet
    @administratorprophet 4 года назад +310

    We definitely need more variety playing heavy.

    • @detroviolet326
      @detroviolet326 4 года назад +28

      -Revert GRU,
      -Add new weapons,
      -Rework other weapons based on community feedback,
      -Fix VAC,
      -Ban absolutely every single bot (well, maybe except trading bots) and their owners,
      -Maybe some new maps,
      -New contracts would be a cool addition,
      -Of course, there's no update without hats and taunts,
      -Maybe we'll get lucky and have a new animation short.
      If we get as much as possible from this list, it's gonna be a good day

    • @ShadTrap
      @ShadTrap 4 года назад

      Yeah

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 4 года назад +5

      @@detroviolet326 Not sure if the ban every bot is possible, but it would be good to be able to use any other medigun other than the vacc.

    • @rez9914
      @rez9914 4 года назад

      And prioritise gpus for FPS rather than cpus

  • @LineX240
    @LineX240 4 года назад +242

    the golden sandwich heavies joined the party

    • @ohjoca9140
      @ohjoca9140 4 года назад +2

      Nah , botkiller sandvich gang is better

    • @smolblueberryman9010
      @smolblueberryman9010 3 года назад +2

      Is there a golden sandwich?

    • @dablika2524
      @dablika2524 2 года назад +1

      Waiting for australium sandvich to be added

  • @fij3929
    @fij3929 4 года назад +99

    1:11 he actually summoned a stand, they just don't see it
    1:36 RODA ROLLA DA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

    • @plankwastaken
      @plankwastaken 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @Kludszz
      @Kludszz 3 года назад

      Jojo reference and a thanos

    • @ninc3d3m0n4
      @ninc3d3m0n4 3 года назад

      He used his own stand to kill himself

  • @gioisgud
    @gioisgud 4 года назад +63

    Even though here gabe newell is show as a guy that wants money, in real life he is a sweet heart, i met him once and he wasn't like fake smiling, but joking around and and laughing alot.

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 года назад +5

      What kind of thoughts did you have when you saw a SFM model of a celebrity you met

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo 4 года назад +5

      Yeah maybe he make stupid decison but he also is the reason for all the good shit

    • @bornanagaming3329
      @bornanagaming3329 3 года назад +3

      Did you and gaben have le epic sē×?????

    • @sailorquestion3229
      @sailorquestion3229 3 года назад +1

      @@bornanagaming3329 *segs

  • @somerandomdude444
    @somerandomdude444 4 года назад +64

    0:55 that pyro being scared because he saw that heavy update was coming

    • @DasMxD
      @DasMxD  4 года назад +15

      Meat vs. Match.

    • @nukeflower.1759
      @nukeflower.1759 4 года назад +3

      I love how they just ignored the pyro

    • @haunterboat7958
      @haunterboat7958 4 года назад +1

      The pyro wanted everyone to ignore him for you see he had the backburner on him so he'd knew what he was doin

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 4 года назад +1

      He knew his comeuppance for Jungle Inferno was overdue

  • @rakhassy7617
    @rakhassy7617 4 года назад +130

    0:58
    Russian Civil War in a nutshell

  • @ogonplayzgames7823
    @ogonplayzgames7823 4 года назад +161

    hmmmmmm... I don't see any valve approved anywhere!! LIESSS

  • @shocklate4079
    @shocklate4079 4 года назад +32

    Gaben have His own tiny desk engeneer

  • @nukeflower.1759
    @nukeflower.1759 4 года назад +16

    It’s a nice detail that right after gabe Newell says “uh no” a heavy in the crowd says “yes” right after

  • @RealSwissShady
    @RealSwissShady 4 года назад +152

    "My favorite class is the spy"
    **removes his useful gadget**

    • @nuralimedeu
      @nuralimedeu 4 года назад +5

      Imagine spy without his knife. That would be pathetic.

  • @ksgfordays8863
    @ksgfordays8863 4 года назад +33

    1:57 genuine sorrow from all of them. Then theres this guy 2:01 all "CYKA BLYAT" and sheet.

  • @wikro9106
    @wikro9106 4 года назад +75

    **Thanos kills Jotaro**
    We dont knew we need this, but we want this

  • @doodleman2785
    @doodleman2785 4 года назад +14

    1:06 I feel so bad for the heavy, he taunted killed someone and looked so proud...

  • @omgits_him
    @omgits_him 4 года назад +20

    2:01 the a pose heavy : CYKA *boom* ded

  • @crazypants2035
    @crazypants2035 4 года назад +32

    DasMxD: "To be continued when a new update comes out."
    Gade: No, no I don't think I will.

    • @Realloblob
      @Realloblob 4 года назад

      There is update coming fool

  • @nat1883-n9i
    @nat1883-n9i 4 года назад +77

    1:17 We need a Thanos heavy

    • @CodfishsIdeaOutlet
      @CodfishsIdeaOutlet 4 года назад +5

      the pub-sweeping POW

    • @hookowl9527
      @hookowl9527 4 года назад +4

      Reality can be what ever i want

    • @ZJRLT
      @ZJRLT 4 года назад +2

      We need a Joseph heavy.

    • @JMART5150
      @JMART5150 4 года назад +4

      There is a thanos heavy outfit that is in the tf2 steam workshop.

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 4 года назад +1

      1:11 Jotaro Heavy

  • @kayagorzan
    @kayagorzan 4 года назад +107

    "No big surprise"

  • @ge.agas858
    @ge.agas858 4 года назад +185

    Heavy's update:
    - New guns ofc
    - New map, probably as "Jungle Heaven"
    - *POOTIS VOICE LINE*
    - *POOTIS EMOTE THAT CAN MAKE TAUNT KILLS!*
    Edit: I rlly want a new minigun with more than 200 ammo, like Karma Charger's workshop weapon "Leviathan"
    Another edit: *nerf brass beast pls*

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom 4 года назад +2

      Updated localization files.

    • @boommybox6193
      @boommybox6193 4 года назад +8

      New voicelines would be mere impossible since only the scout voice actor is left

    • @ge.agas858
      @ge.agas858 4 года назад +6

      @@boommybox6193 Yeah, and we already lost a hero.

    • @wakkakanda2451
      @wakkakanda2451 4 года назад +1

      Bug fixed

    • @tankmaster2596
      @tankmaster2596 4 года назад +5

      Why would we nerf the brass beast, it's already bad, plus the Leviathan doesn't even have a damage resistance

  • @TheOnlyOriginalName
    @TheOnlyOriginalName 4 года назад +19

    *in Shrek voice*
    “Yeah, like that’s ever gonna happen...”

  • @НеДиего
    @НеДиего 4 года назад +50

    well. heavy update? finaly , update , 4 years , god

    • @balazsjanosdominko5603
      @balazsjanosdominko5603 4 года назад +1

      What

    • @lukasvokurka9224
      @lukasvokurka9224 4 года назад +2

      @_Artemka_ Соловьёвка I think Engineer needs more some update. He have really small amount of weapons. And it would be cool to have second PDA item which would replace something. I know it could kinda broke gunslinger and some weapons, but if they just tryed it would definitely work.

  • @TurkeyProductions7
    @TurkeyProductions7 4 года назад +26

    1:53 oh my gosh, it’s raspy! The hacker

  • @catcyan5358
    @catcyan5358 4 года назад +12

    1:31 Finally the red heavy show up to the blue heavy who's the boss of the golden sandwich.
    Actually I was waiting for this the whole time and I still want that blue heavy death!

  • @r.bstorm8963
    @r.bstorm8963 4 года назад +15

    1:15- Thanos: You should've gone for the head.

  • @Gorilogro
    @Gorilogro 4 года назад +9

    2:37 Nobody’s going to point out how Gabe has a tiny desk engineer?

  • @clinicallyinzane5922
    @clinicallyinzane5922 4 года назад +30

    "to be continued when the next update comes out"
    watch it come out like tomorrow

    • @xXSquidGirlXx
      @xXSquidGirlXx 4 года назад

      i hate how that somehow got my hopes up

    • @clinicallyinzane5922
      @clinicallyinzane5922 4 года назад +2

      @@xXSquidGirlXx hey, maybe its a sign...... 13 years from now.

    • @xXSquidGirlXx
      @xXSquidGirlXx 4 года назад

      @@clinicallyinzane5922 we've waited this long-- it's only 13 years, right?
      ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎
      ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎
      ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎
      right??

    • @droideka1890
      @droideka1890 4 года назад

      Heike Broke Bruh
      I wish

    • @dodgediplomat
      @dodgediplomat 4 года назад

      i wished.

  • @_Mr_Space_
    @_Mr_Space_ 4 года назад +53

    End of the line reference
    JoJo reference
    Skyrim reference
    Sniper reference
    Lion king reference
    Heavy’s odissey reference
    Thanos reference
    Tiny Desk engineer reference
    Golden sandwich collab reference
    nope.avi reference
    Coffin dance reference
    ...

    • @OfficialMisterBoo
      @OfficialMisterBoo 4 года назад +7

      The Golden Sandvich Collab Reference
      The Lion King Reference
      The Avengers Reference
      Tiny Desk Engineer Reference

    • @mehmetemrebirinci6536
      @mehmetemrebirinci6536 4 года назад +1

      @@OfficialMisterBoo nope.avi

    • @_Mr_Space_
      @_Mr_Space_ 4 года назад

      Mr. Boo ready)

    • @skyeshoe.223
      @skyeshoe.223 4 года назад

      Don't forget nope.avi at the start.

  • @MB-fx6vb
    @MB-fx6vb 4 года назад +36

    0:58 There’s a heavy wearing a Mario hat on the left side

  • @gakr8493
    @gakr8493 4 года назад +7

    3:05 that skeloten was the reject heavy

  • @aidan8341
    @aidan8341 4 года назад +5

    If valve ever goes through with the heavy update I'd like to see something that can increase heavy's mobility (obviously balancing out his other aspects) like how we saw the jet pack w the pyro. That would be nice it would introduce a whole new way to play heavy

  • @martinchicaiza5052
    @martinchicaiza5052 4 года назад +35

    2:11
    Me and the boys going to the valve head quarters for gaben to finally release the heavy update

    • @heavy965
      @heavy965 4 года назад +1

      you got the whole squad laughing aren't you

    • @trevermccarthy586
      @trevermccarthy586 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOUR SO FUNNY ITS NOT PIKE IT WAS THE PLOT FOR THE VIDEO OMG XDXDXD HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY HAHAHA

  • @fixa7810
    @fixa7810 4 года назад +61

    0:38
    Demo with two eye's
    impossible

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 4 года назад +13

      Could’ve been between the day after halloween and right before halloween actually. According to Medic he has given Demo a new eye many times, but every halloween it becomes cursed and tries to kill them. So technically he can have both eyes at any given time except for halloween.

    • @evaphan2720
      @evaphan2720 4 года назад +11

      Demo CAN have two eyes. Not on Halloween though. What the Medic says is that the Eyepatch is cursed. Due to every Monoculus Incident. How we find out is in the TF2 Comics. In the part, Mann VS Dead or whatever name it is, this was mentioned to Demoman. Demo asks if he could have two eyes. "I would give you a second eye if I wanted to." "If you wanted to? Why?" "Because everytime I give you a second eye, that eye comes to life and tries to kill us. That eyepatch is cursed!" "Wait, why didn't I remember any of this?" "Oh! Because I scooped out part of your brain so you wouldn't worry about it."

    • @Iustin-jv6tz
      @Iustin-jv6tz 4 года назад +5

      @@evaphan2720 socket, not patch

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 4 года назад +1

      HorrorLife Alvin As the other guy said, it’s the eye SOCKET. But yeah.

  • @MariuigiKhed
    @MariuigiKhed 4 года назад +61

    "Coming soon when the new update comes out"
    So, the next time Valve fix the localitation files. Ok.
    That's an update. A small one but it's an update. So the next time it happens, you have to post the sequel.

    • @alface935
      @alface935 4 года назад +1

      Fair Point

    • @DasMxD
      @DasMxD  4 года назад +6

      Yes. ;)

    • @MariuigiKhed
      @MariuigiKhed 4 года назад +3

      @@DasMxD Really? I was joking, but... now you said it, so it counts.

  • @gastrodonte3435
    @gastrodonte3435 4 года назад +5

    2:43 Is that gorgeous freeman?

  • @journeysadventurist
    @journeysadventurist 4 года назад +8

    “To be continued when a new tf2 update comes out”
    Either he means part 2 is never coming out or it’s all gonna be about them moving files from one folder to another

  • @carterhunt548
    @carterhunt548 4 года назад +12

    0:44 damn it! I fell for it again.

  • @thefatman4671
    @thefatman4671 4 года назад +4

    Since heavy has been my favorite mercenary since 2009 seeing this many heavies in a SFM made me happy, even if there hasn’t been an update about him yet.

  • @jedediahhopkins6051
    @jedediahhopkins6051 4 года назад +23

    It’s a beautiful dream. But still just a dream 😞

  • @AbsoluteDark
    @AbsoluteDark 2 года назад +1

    I love how there are just giant letters that say Valve HQ lol. Also Gordon Freeman is on Gabens office just frozen in time. 😂😭

  • @2ndsnake899
    @2ndsnake899 4 года назад +2

    The Heavy Update already exists, FOR TEN YEARS!

  • @germankitty_x3
    @germankitty_x3 4 года назад +69

    I want to be with the heavys demonstrating for a new update. xD

    • @edgoor
      @edgoor 4 года назад +6

      me too

    • @ShadTrap
      @ShadTrap 4 года назад +4

      Same here

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 4 года назад +3

      I would definitely support The Heavy Cause, after all Heavy is my main and the character that got me interested in TF2 in the first place

    • @ZJRLT
      @ZJRLT 4 года назад +1

      @@undeadprinceofchaos3731 And also the box are the most popular easy to play and every other reason in existence.

  • @SoUniqueUser
    @SoUniqueUser 4 года назад +8

    ah yes, I remember the great hoovie war o' 20', it spanned for 15 years, and nothin' was ever the same

  • @Cookie-cq4uo
    @Cookie-cq4uo 4 года назад +7

    Valve treating Dota 2 and CSGO: Eating burgers and doing work.
    Valve Treating TF2: *crickets*

  • @repizify
    @repizify 4 года назад

    How dare you making me feel nostalgic with that Warioland 4 song !
    Good video doh !

  • @vjgibs
    @vjgibs 4 года назад +7

    0:28 this is kind of disrespectful for rick may who died

    • @GAM3RK1NG.
      @GAM3RK1NG. 4 года назад

      Exactly

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 года назад +4

      Well, it's not Rick May himself. It's the character he voiced. There IS a difference between these things.

  • @hoshueyeplopper4465
    @hoshueyeplopper4465 4 года назад +10

    1:52: When you try to seem like a Russian but you're actually a seemingly unkillable, Italian wife having, son resulting from an affair having, with his friends from all over the world to Egyptian travelling, Nigerundayo-loving hamon-user who likes to scream either "Oh, nooooo!!!" or "Oohhhh myyy Gooooddd!!!!" in order to provide comedic relief for the audience since you're no longer the main protagonist of the season.

  • @layton8747
    @layton8747 4 года назад +48

    One thing we can know: Thanos can defeat Jotaro.

  • @vipshark12
    @vipshark12 4 года назад +28

    I was hear early and it's funny how they copy the lion king

  • @noobsunitedroblox1331
    @noobsunitedroblox1331 4 года назад +3

    Heavys protesting at valve HQ
    Valve : now dats A LOT OF HEAVYS

  • @hazey6174
    @hazey6174 4 года назад

    I love watching other SFM Clips, I'm super excited to get started!

  • @exctubilator7153
    @exctubilator7153 4 года назад +13

    0:40 Top 10 Saddest Anime Betrayals

  • @littlepiplup
    @littlepiplup 4 года назад +4

    "coming soon when a new update comes out"
    after 9 years in development...

  • @felipesubiabre314
    @felipesubiabre314 4 года назад +31

    I expected an animation, not the timeline of the Soviet Union

  • @The_Troid
    @The_Troid 4 года назад +2

    6 days after a new update has come.........
    Gaben is with us

  • @-toxicapplecider-8324
    @-toxicapplecider-8324 4 года назад +6

    0:57
    *top ten moments before disaster*

  • @StawaCore
    @StawaCore 4 года назад +4

    Gaben : My Favorite Class Is Spy
    In Brain At Heavy : *I Think He Update Spy

  • @bottletf2gaming803
    @bottletf2gaming803 4 года назад +16

    "to be continued when a new update comes out"
    so basically never?

  • @monkey1619
    @monkey1619 4 года назад +7

    0:58 me and the boys in world war 3

  • @AcrayMEM
    @AcrayMEM 4 года назад +3

    "To be Continued..."
    Well see you guys in 2026

  • @harrisonstewart3781
    @harrisonstewart3781 4 года назад +1

    0:36 Demoman got his eye back from Marasmus the Wizard and the Bombenomicon, hurray for him.

  • @glassism.8461
    @glassism.8461 4 года назад +6

    *my favorite class is the spy*
    _interesting_

  • @ethanjakenarciso5259
    @ethanjakenarciso5259 4 года назад +3

    1:36 That Scene Looks Funny

  • @tricksterzyro3230
    @tricksterzyro3230 4 года назад +3

    Part 2: War Of The Localization Files.
    Classes fight over who gets an update next and end up causing a futuristic wasteland where people dress up as the TF2 mercs and fight in an endless war, with Valve with no choice they release the update..
    New TF2 Update:
    - Updated the Localization Files
    - Fixed Bugs that caused players to go invisible while playing as the spy
    - Fixed Bug where heavy would pull out a minigun
    - Fixed Bug where medic would pull out syringe gun
    - Fixed Bug where players would run fast as the scout
    - Added new cases
    - Added New Class the "Gaben"

  • @MA3FOA
    @MA3FOA 3 года назад +1

    Soldier : Friendship is needed, Now maggots stop ****ing fighting

  • @edusc6893
    @edusc6893 4 года назад +2

    Valve after two years
    *[MADEU IN HEAVEN]*

  • @CaffinatedComixx
    @CaffinatedComixx 4 года назад +8

    "To be continued....when a new update comes out"
    Me: Pfft, that won't be any time soon then

  • @patricktan624
    @patricktan624 4 года назад +10

    2:20
    Coffin Meme!

    • @lyw8n652
      @lyw8n652 4 года назад

      It's for gaben

    • @exovirtf2
      @exovirtf2 4 года назад

      Isn't it called astronomia?

    • @hyperiontheimpaired5541
      @hyperiontheimpaired5541 4 года назад

      @@exovirtf2 Astronomia is a song,the correct term for the meme is the"Coffin Dance - Astronomia"
      At least that's what I know about.

  • @produccionproduccion9797
    @produccionproduccion9797 4 года назад +6

    man my tf2 is in update :O it says about the MYG(T bots disabled chats for new accounts or something like that

  • @peggyjeanbass
    @peggyjeanbass 4 года назад +2

    Oh boy an new update just came out!

  • @JoJo-xp6wr
    @JoJo-xp6wr 4 года назад

    The first video to appear to me when searching TF2 SFM, also the "long live the king" was pure gold!

  • @itssylvekfeista1319
    @itssylvekfeista1319 4 года назад +5

    I see lion king,coffin dance,jojo,end of the line sum references

  • @kelian9671
    @kelian9671 4 года назад +3

    0:11 russians rush berlin 1945 colorized

  • @mayrahernandez2422
    @mayrahernandez2422 Год назад +3

    0:41 Simba reference

  • @ChaosCha0s
    @ChaosCha0s 4 года назад +1

    I love how pyro is just in the background trying to no die

  • @albertsun5270
    @albertsun5270 Год назад +1

    From the recent news by Valve, the heavy update might actually become reality...

  • @Niel01-ror
    @Niel01-ror 4 года назад +6

    I have good feeling about this ......

  • @ordinarygamergameplay3849
    @ordinarygamergameplay3849 4 года назад +5

    “Soldier: I'm still your friend.
    Demo: NO!”
    I mean Blu Demo's not wrong.

  • @jadeite2723
    @jadeite2723 4 года назад +13

    this sfm is just an accurate representation of what Russia is like

  • @peeslug9402
    @peeslug9402 4 года назад +1

    We’re gonna be waiting a decade

  • @jonathongreinke7008
    @jonathongreinke7008 4 года назад

    I love how it say to be continued whenever the next update comes , and now there is one coming and it’s a big one at that

  • @MR-MARSHALL
    @MR-MARSHALL 4 года назад +2

    Man, I was really looking for a Part 2. Guess we'll never get it though...

  • @SapphireMoon1042
    @SapphireMoon1042 4 года назад

    0:30 - 0:50: Lion King reference there was absolutely amazing. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @vitustillebeck4965
    @vitustillebeck4965 4 года назад

    I love the fact that a bird is just casually flying with the payload at the start.

  • @ClimekCrap
    @ClimekCrap 4 года назад +1

    Maybe the heavy update were the friends we've made along the way

  • @CaliforniaHater
    @CaliforniaHater 4 года назад +1

    Me and the bois rading valve HQ for heavy update