12:17 no no no no no, the REAL problem with the Sharlayan room window is the fact that THE THING ONLY OPENS IN CUTSCENES, and we KNOW that there is an outdoors modeled because Estinien JUMPS OUT-
The only thing that rivals how beautiful it is: how easy and quick it is to get to it. I loved Kugane and Old Shar for the same reason; being next to a small Aetheryte... and Tuli's inn is even quicker to reach than they were.
As someone who uses the Gridania inn room the most you forgot the biggest issue. Despite this city literally having the carpenters' guild, the armoire in the room is uneven! It was placed at an angle so one leg is sunk into the ground to make it lopsided!
finally! this is the content that the community NEEDS. i dont care about speculation, i dont need to know what yoship is thinking! rate the striking dummies! rate the various flora of outdoor areas beginning with the letter T! more like this!
The one downside to the crystarium. Jeandelaine wont travel across the cosmos to give you a hair cut. Also the tuliyollal in is great for real but then you remember that nothing is keeping the bugs out
@@chipsfries5638maybe in the First’s version of House Dzemael, Jaundelaine never found his calling as a traveling aesthetician, and stuck with politics… Meaning he’d never leave his home and avoid being killed by the flood of light
The thing about the Sharlayan 'inn room' is that it actually *isn't* an inn room- it's your quarters in what is basically a research facility, which is why the tables are so cluttered.
"this one's called the forgotten knight. I don't know what that means, but it's evocative" Fun fact, in the heavensward flashback post Aery, the one Heavensward knight who decides to stop being a knight is the guy who founded this inn.
The weird thing about the Sharlayan inn room is that we see the window opened in some cutscenes. It would be a lot cooler if we had the option to open it.
iirc sharlayan’s fake window is actually a real window that opens in cutscenes (and it’s where estinien exits out of if you choose to talk with him in msq) but for some weird reason they decided to close it in normal gameplay lol
As a latino if you had ended the last bit with 'greetings from Mexico' I would have fucking laughed my ass off Don't worry we fucking suck at spelling it too we just call it Tulio
Can you rate the floor of every trial boss? nothing else but the floor, honestly ignore everything else in the room, even the fight. I'm talking just the ground you walk on, the platform, terrain... FLOOR. Floor Ratings.
Kugane is a pretty cool city but feels very underused even during Stormblood’s MSQ - I visited it more during the gathering/crafting quests than during the story itself. That’s not even mentioning Ala Mhigo with two “kind-of” main cities and not a single one of them really memorable.
the sharlayan inn room still has an entire sharlayan modeled outside of it at all times just for that one cutscene with estinian. i just checked using a... not a plugin.
I'm about to ruin Gridania's inn room for everyone: The armoire in the corner of the room is *not level with the floor.* It's crooked! You can even see it in this video! Pause at 4:37 or any other time it's in frame and check for yourself. Also I'm an Ul'dah fan!! 😤
Yeah, Ul’dah is the most decorated and comfy of all ARR inns, I always end up using it when leveling in these zones - can’t stand Gridania and Limsa Lominsans doing pirate cosplay is endlessly irritating
I think the Kugane inn room is so forgotten cause all the other ones have a bunch of quests and stuff in or around them, but Kugane’s is only used for the SB Dragoon questline. Ishgard inn has the the Dark Knight quests, Fisher quests, Miner quests, the hunt board, the hunt vendors, and is used a few times in the MSQ. Crystarium inn is Crystarium inn, enough said. Sharlayan inn basically became the MSQ hub for the EW patch quests. I feel like the Tulliyollal inn will be kinda forgotten too even with how nice the room itself is unless they put more Stuff To Do near it unfortunately
I don’t remember the Ishgard inn being used in the MSQ, did they change something? I didn’t know it existed until after finishing Shadowbringers. I assumed the Fortemps Manor was supposed to be it all this time haha (which it really should have been ngl)
@@giuliajurin9528 it was used a few times at the very beginning of HW before you get to go to Fortemps manor, Tataru worked as a waitress there gathering info and stuff and we meet up a few times to discuss things
LMAO perfect ending For some reason, after 10 years of playing, this is the 2nd inn I have ever visited on my own. Like, I didn't even considered the one in The Crystarium to be an inn, because of the story hahaha. I guess I wasn't missing much apparantly anyway, except for the one in Kugane
As the person that complained about missing Ul'Dah in the last video, I humbly accept your apology. But also agree with you, that our Inn sucks. Despite (like you've experienced...) it being the one I tend to go to the most. For better or worse. Mostly worse.
you should rate every bar/pub in XIV i'm sure there's tons between the hub cities and the random ones in the wild like Buscarron's Druthers. Some of my personal faves are in the fourth zone in Dawntrail, the one in Twine and the classic Beehive in Eulmore.
Isn't Ishgard on a big cliff? We have to cross a huge bridge to get in after all (RIP STEPS OF FAITH ROULETTE) so I always figured the window just opens out into the cliff face
Limsa I was always wondering what is with all the lalafel doors? the sharlyan is the greatest room for a shut-in that being said though something about sleeping with hoards of crystals seems like a bad idea we saw what happened to greg when he was carrying crystal and thinking of his partner. Great video great ending.
I've yet to see the dawntrail inn but my top 3 is the crystarium, old sharlayan inn, and the HW one. Also I think all the ARR ones are based out of the Adventurer's guild for each city.
It must be remembered, however, that the rooms in Gridania, Limsa, Ul'Dah, and Ishgard were designed with "PS3 limitations" as a detrimental factor. :P
i just copied wuk lamat’s pronunciation of tuliyollal (but can i spell it? absolutely not have to look it up every time) easy to get it down since she said it so often
Part of me feels like all of these inns would be significantly improved if they were shrunk by like 30%. So much empty space... Thank you for your service 🫡
12:17 no no no no no, the REAL problem with the Sharlayan room window is the fact that THE THING ONLY OPENS IN CUTSCENES, and we KNOW that there is an outdoors modeled because Estinien JUMPS OUT-
I love a room with a large menacing bird lurking just outside the very large open window and is also haunted
sometimes the scary bird enters your room and sits on the lunch table for a more up close and personal staring contest 😌
some say that the bird is Emet-Selch
I love Shoebill. He's my constant minion, because of Emet
@@JamieBarrington Shoebill is one of the three minions I rotate through, the other two being Starbird and OMG
Tuliyolal's inn room is the GOAT.
Yeah! It feels so full, like an actual suite you might stay at on vacation
The only thing that rivals how beautiful it is: how easy and quick it is to get to it. I loved Kugane and Old Shar for the same reason; being next to a small Aetheryte... and Tuli's inn is even quicker to reach than they were.
I want a house with that view now lol
As someone who uses the Gridania inn room the most you forgot the biggest issue. Despite this city literally having the carpenters' guild, the armoire in the room is uneven! It was placed at an angle so one leg is sunk into the ground to make it lopsided!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who commented this
really? i never would have noticed. guess only carpenters have eyes for the finer details
@@tyhjyys You can say that we have a. . . Trained Eye
finally! this is the content that the community NEEDS. i dont care about speculation, i dont need to know what yoship is thinking! rate the striking dummies! rate the various flora of outdoor areas beginning with the letter T! more like this!
The one downside to the crystarium. Jeandelaine wont travel across the cosmos to give you a hair cut.
Also the tuliyollal in is great for real but then you remember that nothing is keeping the bugs out
I just want Feo Ul to do my hair.
@@coldReactive truue i totally forgot I realized that was an option, and frankly would love if they could give haircuts
Nothing keeps Wuk Lamat out of the room.
There's a gerolt and rowena reflection, but not Jeandelaine, why not, hmm square ?
@@chipsfries5638maybe in the First’s version of House Dzemael, Jaundelaine never found his calling as a traveling aesthetician, and stuck with politics…
Meaning he’d never leave his home and avoid being killed by the flood of light
The thing about the Sharlayan 'inn room' is that it actually *isn't* an inn room- it's your quarters in what is basically a research facility, which is why the tables are so cluttered.
"this one's called the forgotten knight. I don't know what that means, but it's evocative"
Fun fact, in the heavensward flashback post Aery, the one Heavensward knight who decides to stop being a knight is the guy who founded this inn.
I like that the Ishgard description pretty much boiled down to 'This room is textbook Estinien-core, 9/10'
The weird thing about the Sharlayan inn room is that we see the window opened in some cutscenes. It would be a lot cooler if we had the option to open it.
my man fucking hates fake windows
@@Sassy_Witch if I can’t gaze wistfully out of it I don’t want it
iirc sharlayan’s fake window is actually a real window that opens in cutscenes (and it’s where estinien exits out of if you choose to talk with him in msq) but for some weird reason they decided to close it in normal gameplay lol
As an elezen, it's amusing to me to see these rooms from lala height. They look HUGE! Also, you should see someone about this window rage. 🤣
Crystarium gives you a furnished studio apartment. The only thing missing is a baffroom.
The Kugane Inn, is also located right to a huge hot spring, with huge pools hot soothing mineral waters for any adventurers to relax in.
As a latino if you had ended the last bit with 'greetings from Mexico' I would have fucking laughed my ass off
Don't worry we fucking suck at spelling it too we just call it Tulio
Can you rate the floor of every trial boss? nothing else but the floor, honestly ignore everything else in the room, even the fight. I'm talking just the ground you walk on, the platform, terrain... FLOOR. Floor Ratings.
@@driftingnitro6490 lmao this is such a good idea
@@RaziButWorseyou have to specifically be playing dragoon when you rate them for the authenticity
*makes extended eye contact with the bird*
im uldah fan #1 and uldahs inn is the one i use the most and i am very insulted
Shadowbringer, Dawntrail and Heavensward have the best inn!
I really enjoy those little rankings!
This video has taught me that Ishgard and Kugane actually has inn rooms. I have been playing this game for almost 5 years and I never knew that
Kugane is a pretty cool city but feels very underused even during Stormblood’s MSQ - I visited it more during the gathering/crafting quests than during the story itself.
That’s not even mentioning Ala Mhigo with two “kind-of” main cities and not a single one of them really memorable.
forgotten knight, it has been hinted during one of the cutscenes in hw msq to be named after/founded by one of the knight of the twelve
I hate the innkeeper in Limsa because he always laughs at me, so minus a point for that (down to 5).
the sharlayan inn room still has an entire sharlayan modeled outside of it at all times just for that one cutscene with estinian. i just checked using a... not a plugin.
I'm about to ruin Gridania's inn room for everyone: The armoire in the corner of the room is *not level with the floor.* It's crooked! You can even see it in this video! Pause at 4:37 or any other time it's in frame and check for yourself.
Also I'm an Ul'dah fan!! 😤
Yeah, Ul’dah is the most decorated and comfy of all ARR inns, I always end up using it when leveling in these zones - can’t stand Gridania and Limsa Lominsans doing pirate cosplay is endlessly irritating
I think the Kugane inn room is so forgotten cause all the other ones have a bunch of quests and stuff in or around them, but Kugane’s is only used for the SB Dragoon questline.
Ishgard inn has the the Dark Knight quests, Fisher quests, Miner quests, the hunt board, the hunt vendors, and is used a few times in the MSQ.
Crystarium inn is Crystarium inn, enough said.
Sharlayan inn basically became the MSQ hub for the EW patch quests.
I feel like the Tulliyollal inn will be kinda forgotten too even with how nice the room itself is unless they put more Stuff To Do near it unfortunately
I don’t remember the Ishgard inn being used in the MSQ, did they change something? I didn’t know it existed until after finishing Shadowbringers. I assumed the Fortemps Manor was supposed to be it all this time haha (which it really should have been ngl)
@@giuliajurin9528 it was used a few times at the very beginning of HW before you get to go to Fortemps manor, Tataru worked as a waitress there gathering info and stuff and we meet up a few times to discuss things
@@jasonbarelli7412 Wasn't that just in the Forgotten Knight though and not in the inn room itself?
@@giuliajurin9528 I did say “in or around them” in my initial comment lol
@@jasonbarelli7412 Ah, if only I could read xD
tuliyollal gets a 1/10 for missing a whole wall with no way to keep bugs out
sharlayan isn't the worst because it has the best music
@@oktinaa I can’t deny the music there bangs
Finally the content I've been waiting for.
Forgotten Knight is the objectively correct choice
Im not sure why I found it so funny but "Im here to relax not think about chores and science" is hilarious. Glad this got recommended to me
Stay breezy, in beautiful tortilla ~
the crystarium inn is the twilight town train station
Trying to type Tuliyolal at the end hade me dead.. LoL
Came here to say this lol.
The forgotten knight has basically always been my go-to inn. Ishgard’s been set as my home point for almost 4 years now.
Ul'dah deserved a bonus point for the Lettuce 🌱
I love how it sounds like he has a loose script but absolutely is not ready to speak yet lol
Old Sharlyan rated worse than Thanalan is crazy
pretty sure ive spent a quarter of my entire playtime in the mizzenmast inn
the buildings the starting city inns are in are the adventurers guilds...
also did bro really call the samurai armor a bug suit 💀
I can't wait for more random FFXIV ratings!
LMAO perfect ending
For some reason, after 10 years of playing, this is the 2nd inn I have ever visited on my own. Like, I didn't even considered the one in The Crystarium to be an inn, because of the story hahaha.
I guess I wasn't missing much apparantly anyway, except for the one in Kugane
love the series! you should do open world striking dummy locations next!
As the person that complained about missing Ul'Dah in the last video, I humbly accept your apology. But also agree with you, that our Inn sucks. Despite (like you've experienced...) it being the one I tend to go to the most. For better or worse. Mostly worse.
Shadowbringers inn room has always been my favorite
Dawntrail's inn room also became my favorite within 5 seconds of entering it too
you are so correct about the dawntrail inn room
A big hole in the wall is like a window, but more, and there’s chairs to boot? Sign me up for a vacation to -tolli- -toyilol- -toilet- that last one.
you should rate every bar/pub in XIV i'm sure there's tons between the hub cities and the random ones in the wild like Buscarron's Druthers. Some of my personal faves are in the fourth zone in Dawntrail, the one in Twine and the classic Beehive in Eulmore.
I’m SO happy you mentioned how awful the old sharlyan inn room is it sucks because sharlyan is so gorgeous it’s one of my favorite places in the game
Greetings from ratatouille
the second you started talking windows I knew the dawntrail inn was going to be a homerun
Tuliyolal is the best inn room and i will not hear otherwise.
Hold it right there the window in Endwalker inn room does open in a MSQ. But will admit that it was a disappointment that it doesn’t stay open.
I swear the Forgotten Knight's window is impossible. It's in the basement. Where is that window coming out.
Isn't Ishgard on a big cliff? We have to cross a huge bridge to get in after all (RIP STEPS OF FAITH ROULETTE) so I always figured the window just opens out into the cliff face
_"Seemingly big fake lettace."_
*Stares in 'My Wol is Momodi's foster kid'* This... This is fine.
Limsa I was always wondering what is with all the lalafel doors? the sharlyan is the greatest room for a shut-in that being said though something about sleeping with hoards of crystals seems like a bad idea we saw what happened to greg when he was carrying crystal and thinking of his partner. Great video great ending.
@@ovted129 I actually made a joke about the lil doors in Limsa but I ended up cutting it. I hope Square lets me walk through them someday
I hope you keep on doing FFXIV videos, I like your style. 😊
I've yet to see the dawntrail inn but my top 3 is the crystarium, old sharlayan inn, and the HW one. Also I think all the ARR ones are based out of the Adventurer's guild for each city.
dawntrail inn solos easily
Tuliyollal is my fav inn, but I definitely use The Quicksand the most. Ul'dah best city
Rating all inn rooms via their windows.
I know nobody likes the Limsa inn room - but dat lighting tho - peak Gpose light.
It must be remembered, however, that the rooms in Gridania, Limsa, Ul'Dah, and Ishgard were designed with "PS3 limitations" as a detrimental factor. :P
Please do top 10 rocks ❤
ohh that one has nice architecture
6:00 uhm actually, that's a *medium* seemingly fake lettuce.
kugane and tuliyollal has the best inn room so far then following by crystarium
Have you considered ranking every class/job quest story line? Genuinely nobody on RUclips has done that yet, it's prime real estate.
i would have a turkey sub with extra tomatoes there
Subbed love ur voice😊
Tuliyolal and Kugane are top tier
i want to eat the #tree #beans
Love the last reaction lol
get me out of fake window prison i beg
a what? this is youtube? oh
@@juno2no juno are you lost
This is relevant to my interests.
Limsa is the dungeon, not uldah. Limsa doesn't even give you a library and is just pure stone. It is boring and bland
Crystarium does lose points for having the worst beds in 14.
It's gotta be sharlayan on top bro
I will always watch obscure videos full of useless knowledge.
It’s frosted glass
i just copied wuk lamat’s pronunciation of tuliyollal (but can i spell it? absolutely not have to look it up every time) easy to get it down since she said it so often
2:21 what outfit is that girl wearing?
Need help finding it
the ishgard room is the worst one by far LMAOOOO
Ul'dah fan sounding off
Did we ask for this...?
i did
truly you don't know what you've got till it's gone, and you don't know what you need till you have it
Hey siri? Book me a room in Tuliotlilotliolol. 🌴😎
Part of me feels like all of these inns would be significantly improved if they were shrunk by like 30%. So much empty space...
Thank you for your service 🫡
your humor, cadence and way of speaking really reminds me of @any_austin