"POV: The cat-girl you brought back to the site won't stfu"
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Epic
I will
I will when you get moved to site-19 (where I work)
@@Battleboiz13I’ll see you there soon
Petition for closing the cat girl dimension portal
Reason: one of them confused my backpack with some EXTREMLY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS FOR A F****** SANDBOX, IF IT WASNT FOR THE COPIES I MADE YESTERDAY WE WOULD HAVE LOST MONTHS OF RESEARCH
-dr coffe
Dear all foundation employees,
Please don't take away my internet.
Thanks, Kevin.
Praise Kevin
Kevin! Your here too!?
How the fuck did an anomalous cockroach get a RUclips channel? Let alone get onto a PC to make one(
We already did
@@Site17ProfDrFox man you foundation fellas are a bunch of buzzkills. At least I still have my internet connection
You opened that cat maid waifu dimension?
Noted.
Is he dead?
@@def-not-the-cook nah, he's probably high enough up to get off with a slap on the wrist
Fun fact: if you put 200 bloons that are white and pink then you open a dimension to the cat maid wifu demestion anyway imma go put 200 black and red bloons toghether
@@anetaszanska4094 stay away from the balloons
@@idrumsometimes you aren’t going to do anything to them also noted on the ritual time to do inside 01
As of today, all visitors of the cat dimension shall be quarantined until further notice.
Oh thank god, I was getting annoyed of cat girls harassing me outside of my containment chamber! I was about to breach just so I could get away!
...i will be called a heretic but. Wheres the enterance to the catgirl dimension? Asking for the heretics in the next trench.
@@justkrieger8850 As someone who’s been there, you ain’t missing much. They’re fucking insufferable and hate it when you attempt to make physical contact. And they won’t *_SHUT THE FUCK UP!_* just thinking about it gives me a headache.
The cat dimension I created have begins which are almost all xk-class end of the world senroios the ones that are not still will kill pretty fast if mase with and one is in constant pain of not being able to die (he will die for a few secs than come back to life but the pain from it stays forever same with the damage caused to the body) also they do not look like human only in body shape (with no mateing parts)
@@menacingpyro2005 *_tell me where the entrance is, i am going to nuke that dimension_*
“So let me get this straight… you could have sent me to the cat maid waifu dimension, but INSTEAD you chose to send me to the dimension where humans are raised as cattle?!” D- 3576
" Yes. "
-Dr.Bennett
*100% NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS rock sounds*
"We decided to save your hearing."
is that an actual scp?
Nearby I found a 100 % NOT SUSPICIOUS rock
Sherman...
CLOSE THE DAMN PORTAL.
No, keep it open, I got ideas
This is why anomaly related employee requests are very rarely granted
I mean.... dr bright just doesnt care if he gets rejected
@D--qm5vo Yeah, but as far as I'm aware, he is like 3 different kinds of immortal so....
@@D--qm5voAnd he’s Dr.Bright so things are going to get insane.
Doom slayer can you kill the cat-girl goc would make ya proud but o5 wont
"Dr. Bright may not open the Cat Maid Waifu Dimension for any reason."
*100% NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS rock sounds*
@@deffinetly-a-rockthey are called vine booms! Say it right or I will show you the four fucking pixels.
actually... its not dr bright anymore its shawn idk what because the mod bright (his creator) was uhhh like edp445
@doctorbright6946 Oh wow, I had no idea. I'm a casual fan of SCP who's into the series enough to undertstand the inside jokes, such as Dr. Shawn being banned from doing litterall anything. (Who also only watches Dr. Sherman in terms of SCP content creators I regularly watch) so I didn't know this happened. If you're able to, could you help me find videos to further educate myself on this situation?
and thats dumb like if people demanded they make no more flash cause ezr miller played him.@@doctorbright6946
GOD DAMNIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN.
Surprised it was not DR.Brite this time.
Ya letting Dr. Bright be near the cat girls would probably be a bad idea.
Meanwhile dr bright taking notes from site 19
nor clef
@@LW-lg6wnhow did you know?
Nah now that I know this exsist be surprised it's not me
"YOU SERIOUSLY OPENED IT?!"
- Dr. [ REDACTED ] (aka dr. Anger issues)
"He seriously opened it."
-The Administrator.
@@zapyaboi
".. They took away my gun so I can't threaten anybody with it after this *sigh* "
- Dr. [ REDACTED ]
@@A.son.of.hades.here have my glock as part of the ethics committee I'll allow this one time
-Dr. Nova
@@Dr_Novablackmatter "FUCK YEAH I HAVE A GUN!"
- Dr. [ REDACTED ]
"... WHY'D YOU GIVE HIM A *GUN???"*
- Dr. Archie who has been watching this go down
@@A.son.of.hades. i was ordered by the higher-ups in the ethics committee Dr. Archie
-Dr. Void
Gusy it’s confirmed, they have Arby’s
I like how he is shaking while Dr. Sherman is screaming at him while the cat maid is also talking.
Bro flashed back too hard
Nah these SCPs are getting outta hand ☠️
Literally or figuratively
Both. 🗿
@@Oozzyboy ok so which ones
Bro kids these days sexualized SCP_040-JP ITS JUST CAT WITH HUMAN EYES NOT A WAIFU
@@shingodzilla7476🤷♀️
A moment where the scp foundation and the chaos insurgency will actually get along
That's a Mobile Task Force unit dumbass
Putting the cat girls into boxes? Cuz they did that already for us. Made it much easier to contain the escapees.-random junior researcher. P.s. stop letting the cat girls get out!
"I thought the last time this happened we agreed he wouldn't be allowed to do it again!"- site 42 director
Guess it's time to call Class D Icecube to deal with the catgirl. After all he has experience with rambling waifus
Wdym by that🤨
I thought we banned Dr Bright from *that* SCP?
-Dr [REDACTED]
I thought we banned Dr. Bright in general.
-The 0-5 Council (probably)
We should've planned ahead before telling anyone else, especially Bright.
-Dr. Undead
Hey bright just shoved a stink bomb in Scp 682s nose you all should run
“How many of Bright Watchers do you think we **actually** have…? Also who got the expresso and maple bar?”
-John, resident Dr Bright babysitter and coffee guy
Yeah, and I’m working on doing that with Sherman now, if he does it again.
So hypothetically speaking... Is there a way to become a cat girl?
-Dr. Bep
A long time ago I wrote an SCP that made people into half wolf hybrids by looking into its eyes that I never finished or got published and you just reminded me of it
@@danielplays99please finish it 🙏
I will get the 12 gauge
I mean, with a little surgery and brainwashing I could make you into one
be in the JP
The utter rage that the last few frames showcase is incredibly amusing
“But wait, didn’t you want the dimension opened, Sherman?”
- MTF Senior Operative
That operative has every right to be mad.
That "LIAR"was soo aggressive 😭
Shit was personal 😭😭😭
Nien Nien Nien has The Same Energy which that came from a late 1930 and early 1940 Austrian Painter
I’m destroying the entrance to the cat girl waifu dimension for Sherman’s health
NOOOOOOOOO-
@@def-not-the-cook ITS TO LATE TO STOP ME
Please do. ~ Y
@@TimeskipCronos it’s all gone reduced to ash
@Kevin_Hungers_And_He_Nears Thank you, citizen. You have earned a favor for the future. ~ Y
His voice sounds like it's aligning with the cat girl voice.
He's part cat maid waifu on his mother's side
“We always tell them that, and they never believe us.”
-Dr Sullen
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?🤣
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. STEVE, WHY DON'T YOU LEARN?!
He’s got the best aim out of everyone we can’t fire him!
@@Dr.Temple_of_the_SCPfoundation *100% NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS rock sounds*
Dr Bright is not allowed to make a cat maid cafe, not even cats dressed as maids
Okay who did this? Who let Dr Bright do this?
"Remeber, no cat girls."
Catboys it is then!
@@PeoplecallmeLucifer remember, Jesus will get rid of itq
im sending the cat girls to the door that's labeled "NUKE"
The way he is holding his pen is very funny
You opened a portal to the cat maid waifu dimension? Why wasn't I informed of this?
This is why I told you to stock up on Rocket Launchers
I told them to stock up on flamethrowers and axetinguishers but nooo, they had to make up excuses
@@menacingpyro2005 pyro already took care of it don't worry
I probably wouldn't find them annoying, my horniness for neko maids is too strong, bonus points if the neko maids are busty muscle girls.
They come from an alternate dimension they could be hostile if provoked
@@Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father that would give them extra "step on me points" imo.😐😐😐
@@Righteous_Hand_of_the_FatherSome things are worth dying for...
XD this particular part of the comment section is great lol
They aren’t really maids, plus they get violent easily
"Don't worry doctor, they only live for 15 years. Half of those years they will stay quiet."
-The guy who requested
Look at the doctor: ❌️
Look at the MTF:❌️
Look at the pencil tricks:✅️
Dr. Sherman, it had come to my attention someone had been opening dimensions for "experimentation", and several anomalous creatures have come about because of this.
I've been able to approve the use of Lambda 5 to assist with the removal of these "waifus" and any "offspring" that may have come from it.
Secure. Contain. Protect.
Attention Foundation personnel, you will never take from us what we have earned through conquest, the dragon queen will be staying with me and any attempts to “contain” my small army of trained soldiers (who might I add have killed at least two dark gods together), will be met with the fiercest resistance possible, including but not limited to the combined power of two bisexuals firing a giant laser
@@therealchaosguy your threats will be taken as serious, and we will apply force with force.
When your camp is exterminated, we'll collect 076-2 and 682. We here at the foundation seek not to jump to violence, but a threat with boasting of the destruction of dark gods requires a more firm hand.
Secure. Contain. Protect.
Give me a flamethrower
Dear SCP foundation
Fuck you, we use them as Energy Source
Sincerely, Lobotomy Corporation
Face the fear, build the future
Give me a 50cal and ill finish them off
Question: is it possible to contain the anomaly known as Gordon Ramsey?
Nah when they tried he made all the cooks quit on the first day and they had to let him go
@@wiseraccoon1822 that day sucked….
you must thind the Lamb sauce for that
Bros slowly crushing a Wendy's cup
"Okay, HEY, GUARDS, DONT LET DR. BRIGTH REACH THAT PORTAL. NEVER."
-dr. Average
That "LIAR" was *personal*
Oy, Dr. Bright! Now it’s acceptable to use chainsaw cannons as an answer
Wait... projectile chainsaws, or a rapidly moving conveyor belt of cannons that are secured to said belt and can be fired at the front and flip under to be cleaned and reloaded, flipping up again at the back of the conveyor belt? Two completely different things, both with the same name. Both sound awesome, but both aren't as effective as they first appear to be. On preliminary testing, the projectile chainsaws were found to be most effective at medium range when launched as a horizontally rotating twin-bar design, but the momentum is immediately lost upon impacting the target medium and the impact zone goes from a complete overlap to a thin line that may not be correctly oriented to achieve adequate surface area contact. The conveyor system of cannons functioned as intended, loading under the belt in an upside down orientation was no issue, but the recoil from the cannons interrupted the flow of the assembly and caused cascade stuttering along the entire loading line... there were incidents involving double powder loads and even triple powder loads occurring due to the cannons rocking back and forth through the loading areas, causing excessive wear and complete unplanned rapid disassembly.
@@CapnDumbass both
This is why we don't allow "that" dimension to be accessed
" Aha, you thought i was a hot cat girl waifu from the hot cat girl waifu dimension, BUT IT WAS I, *DIO* "
DIO
SCP 040 JP aka capeditz wife 🗿🗿
The fact that the mask makes him sound like pyro is the funniest thing
".. I HAVE A NEW WAY TO MAKE 049 CRY!!"
Dr. Spencer totally not going to shove 049 into the cell-
Damn, my boy looks badass😂😂
Gas mask is a British army general service respirator
Welp, take it to scp-914 on the coarse setting
well, If she won't shut up then I'll have to resort to "physical silencing."
Beat her to death?
There’s 2 ways 😏
@@tiredblue_ayooo
We tried…they’re like Venom….
@@tiredblue_ sir if you touch them we will have to quarantine you and run a few tests
The problem is that you opened it to the right dimension, but to the wrong continent. To your ears, sounds way more annoying than it would elsewhere.
As a great man once said, if you find a universe made entirely out of money, be sure to let me know- U.S. currency only. You find yourself in the pesoverse, you just keep right on walking.
"Dr Sherman, next time someone asks you to open the wifu dimension say no"
-Dr Risha
Send me in I'm ready for the headache if it means someone actively talks to me
THIS IS WHY WE NEED A CHAINSAW CANNON
I have a harpoon launcher with chainsaw ammo.
@@beastwarsFTW AINT NO WAY🤯🤯🤯
Operative Danv: “If I here that……urgh…that ‘girl’ speak one more time, somebody’s dying.”
"...DR. SHERMAN... please do not close that dimension... For any cost.. NO REASON THO- IM NOT A SIMP-" -dr. Furr
Note: Kill? I got a grenade launcher for it. -Researcher Scotland
I don't even work here I just show up from time to time you know to check on Larry, granted haven't seen him lately you know where I could find him
Now let me spend a single hour.
"I WILL FUCKING KILL THOSE SHITS"
-most of the anomalies on site(including me)
agreed, also nice pfp
@@TheKriegMan thanks
Another anomaly that works (willingly) with foundation.. there is now 6 that i know of
They don’t fucking shut up! Whoever created them I just want to strangle.
@@tycencluff3839 i want you to know that for the most part i work with the foundation only out of my own amusement
"I request immediate departure to [REDACTED] the anomalies, it will be a [REDACTED], they will beg for death and I won't give it to them"
"so do you think we can throw them to REDACTED so it can eat them or will they fire us?" Dr quick
As a member of Chaos Insurgency, we have decided that you can keep them.
You Know Shit is really Fucked if the Chaos Insurgency won't take that shit.
*100% NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS rock sounds*
GOD WHO DID IT I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL DI-
Who convinced you to do that DR. BRIGHT?!?
*listening intently* "go on go on"- a Dr. Para that is way too invested in the ranting of a cat maid waifu
I dont get annoyed... they get annoyed from me...
Les do this
Let me out of the dimension :3
Absolutely not, don’t make me get out the spray bottle
@@Dr.Temple_of_the_SCPfoundation Oh nooo~ I'm sorry for being a bad girl~ I 'promise' I won't do it again~
;3
Pelinal whitestrake, passing nearby, mistaking the cat girl for an elf while he's in his blood rage that only God's can calm him down: *Runs with sword raised in the air with malicious intent*
Yo man you want a job?
For the love of 343, If a single one of you get an octopus from that dimension I swear to 343 I’ll [REDACTED] x6
-Senior Agent [REDACTED PER REQUEST OF THE O5 COUNCIL]
Dr bright: too late I’ve already got one out there! Oh wait security just killed it? Oh sh*t they’re gonna put me in the femur breaker
As the leader of Transport Team One I am Officially requesting we close the cat maid wifu dimension and informing you that the Transportation Department will no longer transport them... they're annoying. Especially when you get more than one In a transport together
“I’m just gonna go drink my problems away” -Agent Lawrence
I would gladly stay in that dimension for the rest of eternity
Note that any signs of weakness or disgust, physical or mental, will lead to instances of SCP-NYAN going hostile.
I need to see you on Grey’s Anatomy NOW .
Pov anti furrys: PUT THEM IN ARIZONA
WHY HERE ALL THE OHIO PEOPLE SENT THEIR THINGS HERE
Seriously, stop sending your shit here! We are still recovering from that group of Reality bending bronies who recreated friendship is magic in Mohave County! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MAGICAL HORSE MEAT I'VE EATEN OVER THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF!?!?!? Pinky Pie is still loose and I'm starting to find party balloons in places balloons DO NOT BELONG!!!
Security officer wulfrum after painting their heads to the wall with a shotgun: “finally inner peace…”
“Don’t worry I’ll get the shotgun”
- guardsmen Alex
D-3843 (he was jailed for killing a anti furry) “I see this as a win”
Sherman you said you would be nicer to your staff
- kind regards SCP [REDACTED]
AKA The happiest hobo as the interns who call you daddy have dubbed me
How do you have a phone scp [REDACTED]
Dr mayflame
The Interns
So I just teleport out from your bills and I'm going back in. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
" Doctor sherman dont do it please i will die of annoyinness and cringeness "
-Doctor shaw and doctor bright
*ive been stuck with this anomaly for THREE DAYS and it wont shut up no matter what ido* - Dr. Raven
You can send them to us. We def won’t find them annoying 💀
“Look, I thought having a cat girl would raise employee morale! Clearly not- I apologise! and take full responsibility! Or…. CLEF! GET YOUR A$$ IN HERE!”
I would listen to it all day as long as it's somewhat human like probably wouldn't do anything though lol I just like cute voices and hugs emphasis on hugs
Wait a moment... Cavillians shouldn't be here i'm assuming... I know too much, dont i...
I am going to sob.. Dear 343.. PLEASE, SMITE IT-
I have adhd, we speak at the same speed, i would survive
Meh it seems Dr Dalls, the same guy that gives the girl transforming ray to all those scps, loves the cat girl... -Dr Kalypso
So much emotion shown only through crushing that cup.
Dear SCP operator's.
Keep the cat maid wifu dimension, as i am going in
Sincerely, Daniels
"Dr. Sherman is no longer allowed to open the 'cat maid waifu dimension' as he calls it. The inhabitants of said dimension distract the other staff and make their work less efficient."
- The O5 Council
Remember, a cat-girl is a life long commitment.
you are responsible for them, for the next 8-15years on average.
If the cat maid waifu dimension is opened tau-5 will just quit their job no matter what.
“Budanyuuu!”
-Dr Arc
Have y'all seen that meme where this dude breaks in a anime cat girl house and unalives both of them?
Yeah, well...
This is Commander Van Doorn of MTF Lambda-7 "Dogcatchers":
Stop opening the goddamn cat girl dimension. I really want to go to a different place than Site-42.
That is all.
"I've been training my whole life for this, YOU CAN'T STOP MR"
-MTF Callsign "Speck"
"... dr sherman... they're infecting me. HELP ME IM BECOMING A CATGIRL"
-Dr Sven
"OH NO! This is becoming worse than I thought!"
-Dr. Stone
@@Dylan-s7u"DR STONE HELP MEEEEEE-"
-Dr. Sven
@@svennyboy8296 "WAIT AHHH F*$#" *Run and Pull you* "AHHHHH-" *Yank at you with my strength*
@@Dylan-s7u "SHIT SHIT SHIT THE CATGIRLS ARE TOO MUCH-" *the catgirls pull me in* "HELP ME DR STONEEEEEEE" *i vanish into the crowd of catgirls*
The “LIAR!” At the end was perfect
That's cool MTF outfit/cosplay.
Looks like a juggernaut.
"As a lover of women, I can say that this experience has given me not only a headache, but a mild need for bloodshed." -Dr. Drop