I got jumped... (broken nose)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @hungrynibba4152
    @hungrynibba4152 6 лет назад +3809

    RUSSIA
    Me: I got beat up and mugged
    Police : too bad

    • @weecx4271
      @weecx4271 5 лет назад +22

      Boi u a snitch for that even prosessing in yo head

    • @Samuelon552
      @Samuelon552 5 лет назад +70

      Blue bastard bitch shut the fuck up

    • @tyynymyy7770
      @tyynymyy7770 5 лет назад +9

      @@weecx4271 Then you don't know what snitching means.

    • @Hal-rn2qm
      @Hal-rn2qm 5 лет назад +1

      @Stalin Steel He should have had the police prosecuted for not doing their job.

    • @lil_weasel219
      @lil_weasel219 5 лет назад +5

      Not only Russia

  • @JulesThePsion
    @JulesThePsion 5 лет назад +2799

    This is why I have a blackbelt in sprinting...

  • @1issah
    @1issah 6 лет назад +2641

    When you find the guy who raided your minecraft factions base

    • @ashton7539
      @ashton7539 6 лет назад

      Clorox bleach 420 lol

    • @alejandromanu
      @alejandromanu 6 лет назад +6

      oh boi i will just not break his nose ill kill that boi (srry for my bad english im an alien)

    • @Linda-or6mj
      @Linda-or6mj 6 лет назад

      Alejandro Manu don't you mean bed england

    • @avert4003
      @avert4003 6 лет назад +5

      how dare you...... i will BANNED you from minecraft for killing me omg NOOB.............

    • @1issah
      @1issah 6 лет назад

      Tsar Karl I yo mama have big gay lol

  • @rradrr
    @rradrr 4 года назад +1250

    Who would win?
    6’4” NFKRZ weighing in at 198 flat or
    6’10” 45 year old Russian that wants vodka weighing in at 350 pounds

    • @leper763
      @leper763 4 года назад

      Is he muscular though?

    • @armenpetrosyan6000
      @armenpetrosyan6000 4 года назад +54

      @@leper763 he not need muscle

    • @tudormardare66
      @tudormardare66 4 года назад +21

      @Angad Grewal I remember that there was a Moroccan 16 years old guy in Brussels beating up two polish 40+ years old men, just because he saw them peeing next to him.

    • @aeturnus4463
      @aeturnus4463 4 года назад +1

      he is atleast 1,000 pounds

    • @RED-my9hl
      @RED-my9hl 4 года назад

      Reeeeee

  • @risingursaring1192
    @risingursaring1192 6 лет назад +2373

    ‘My girlfriend actually convinced me to go to the doctors’
    Always knew Pyro was a good person

  • @basedsouljah
    @basedsouljah 6 лет назад +721

    No bullshit had you jumped

    • @TexasO9ER
      @TexasO9ER 6 лет назад +15

      Nigga sent out the goons

    • @apieist
      @apieist 6 лет назад

      thats what i thought at first lol

    • @ArtursJ
      @ArtursJ 6 лет назад +1

      B A S E D SBG SOLDIER No bullshit sat on NFKRZ face.

    • @professoroak3411
      @professoroak3411 6 лет назад

      Cash Wizard
      bruh xD

    • @chadlad5646
      @chadlad5646 6 лет назад

      B A S E D SBG SOLDIER i honestly thought that at first

  • @CodrinTechno123
    @CodrinTechno123 6 лет назад +3994

    I was expecting clickbait. Jesus.

    • @ruki4929
      @ruki4929 6 лет назад +2

      WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN JAM

    • @zoink7069
      @zoink7069 6 лет назад +7

      Darkside780 I expected ironic clickbait

    • @LapisGoBlue
      @LapisGoBlue 6 лет назад

      fr

    • @ramus6469
      @ramus6469 6 лет назад +1

      Same holy fuck

    • @handIes.
      @handIes. 6 лет назад

      Props to pfp

  • @tritonmole
    @tritonmole 4 года назад +78

    Few years ago, i was 24 then a guy about my age but much bigger asked me for a cigarette on the street. I refused because i only had 2 left and i had some things to do before i could get to a store and buy another pack. So the buy punched me in the face, i tried fighting back but i got beat up very hard.
    I reported the guy to police and they found him because i noted his car number plate. Long story short he was related to some pigs in the police department and the police during the investigation said to me that they cant find the guy but the fucker was standing righ outside the station with couple of other people waiting for me. When i dissapointed and scared shitless went out from the police they didnt say anything, i got into my car and drove off. Thankfully i never seen them again. The world is full of criminals who are backed up by police.

    • @blarstone9322
      @blarstone9322 4 года назад +2

      This is why I'm a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, 2nd degree black belt in taekwondo, junior black belt in Jeet Kune Do, and 4 years experience in Muay Thai.

    • @Relatablename
      @Relatablename 4 года назад +8

      @@blarstone9322 And bulletproof, I hope

    • @meanmole3212
      @meanmole3212 4 года назад

      Which country?

    • @beingasanocean8066
      @beingasanocean8066 4 года назад

      Is sounds so Russian tho, so I thought you are Russian for a sec.

    • @musicparty1990
      @musicparty1990 4 месяца назад

      thats fucked up, police just another source of violence

  • @NBARicky99
    @NBARicky99 6 лет назад +2502

    They touched his nose, but did they touch his swag?

  • @TheJamie65
    @TheJamie65 6 лет назад +442

    Only time I wanted a video to be clickbait.

  • @Alicaso
    @Alicaso 6 лет назад +180

    They might have broke his nose, but they will never break your swag

  • @Ab-cj6gl
    @Ab-cj6gl 3 года назад +146

    2:34 caught me off guard i wasn't expecting that word 😭😂😂

    • @thatspok9727
      @thatspok9727 3 года назад +4

      ik lmfaoooo

    • @dakotaavila2439
      @dakotaavila2439 3 года назад +5

      What? A**?

    • @kmkztso8892
      @kmkztso8892 3 года назад +1

      @@dakotaavila2439 N word my guy

    • @juno4life758
      @juno4life758 3 года назад +3

      Yeah hes racist, twitter already canceled him

    • @gabriel0742
      @gabriel0742 3 года назад +40

      @@juno4life758 bruh are you serious? lmao

  • @grits4270
    @grits4270 6 лет назад +5247

    meanwhile in US:
    uber driver: * accidentally takes the wrong turn *
    vloger: "ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED TRUE STORY"

    • @holycavities
      @holycavities 6 лет назад +174

      *ALMOST DIED*

    • @Emkito
      @Emkito 6 лет назад +121

      *THE GOVERMENT FOUND OUT*

    • @krax5554
      @krax5554 5 лет назад +112

      *ON MY PARENTS FUNERAL*

    • @lolok5354
      @lolok5354 5 лет назад +47

      HARAMBAE CAME BACK

    • @sigridliiio1627
      @sigridliiio1627 5 лет назад +54

      *ON MY SISTERS BIRTHDAY*

  • @alexj8739
    @alexj8739 6 лет назад +4388

    You didn't get jumped
    We got jumped
    *Russian anthem plays*

  • @ulisescortes6031
    @ulisescortes6031 6 лет назад +344

    To tell you the truth this really concerned the hell out of me! I usually don't get baited in by thumbnails like this, but when I saw your face all beat up and bruised, I was genuinely concerned! I've never been jumped, but I have been in 1 street fight and I totally agree when you say that you were pretty scared out of your mind, what's most scary is the unpredictability of those kind of scenarios, I feel for you man, that's really gnarly! I hope you have a speedy recovery, I hope that you and your friends are ok now, and I hope that this never happens again, no human being ever deserves to be assaulted or bullied like that, unacceptable. Hopefully now you can take initiative and make sure that this shit never happens again, wether you learn how to defend yourself, or simply avoid any confrontation. I really enjoy your videos, thank you for all the great content, all the best for you and your family.

  • @Channel66678
    @Channel66678 4 года назад +49

    I'm a female who's been in prison and plenty fights and I respect The hell out of people who can be honest about what really happened. I'm so sorry these idiot's did this to you though, you're a great guy no shit. I respect you Even more now. I hope that your nose isn't crooked anymore, I'll check it out in the latest video. Take care Roman from AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺

    • @deenman23
      @deenman23 4 месяца назад

      that doesnt sound as badass anymore,considering you can get hard time for making putler cry these days

  • @utrak
    @utrak 6 лет назад +520

    so in other words what happened was just a regular russian conversation.

  • @Baylike
    @Baylike 6 лет назад +2252

    #pray4nfkrz

  • @romanbellic810
    @romanbellic810 6 лет назад +1583

    Shouldn't have called his mom gay.

    • @tatemushroom1002
      @tatemushroom1002 6 лет назад +6

      Roman says u mumma gaey bruh

    • @dannithedanki8271
      @dannithedanki8271 6 лет назад +24

      Go back to annoying niko with phone calls inviting him to bowling

    • @GECKOZFTW
      @GECKOZFTW 6 лет назад +8

      Roman Bellic cousin let's go bowling

    • @thesuperdoge2476
      @thesuperdoge2476 6 лет назад +3

      Roman Bellic he should say no u

    • @gabriel0742
      @gabriel0742 6 лет назад +3

      I think then they would actually try to murder him over that

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz 5 лет назад +102

    Wow, Roman. I appreciate your honesty.

  • @tihi1788
    @tihi1788 6 лет назад +2176

    _G o p n n i k s_

  • @JPduprat
    @JPduprat 6 лет назад +1508

    A guy beats you up and you buy him vodka.
    A normal day in russia

    • @prestongarvey7244
      @prestongarvey7244 5 лет назад +3

      @@AmeiNiro 999

    • @Nangong123
      @Nangong123 5 лет назад +3

      0000

    • @identity2257
      @identity2257 5 лет назад +3

      333

    • @saladvolcano3103
      @saladvolcano3103 5 лет назад

      AYAYA

    • @lkrnpk
      @lkrnpk 5 лет назад +6

      the funny thing is that sometimes a guy beats you up and you buy him vodka not because you're forced to or threatened, but just out of admiration and respect :D I've seen that, like two guys have a fight, badly beat up each other and then go and drink together :D

  • @IzzyGoneCrazy
    @IzzyGoneCrazy 6 лет назад +4694

    Sounds like a normal day in Russia.

    • @AhmedMohamed-ud8nx
      @AhmedMohamed-ud8nx 6 лет назад +16

      IzzyGoneCrazy really? Is it really that dangerous in Russia cuz if yes then I had a bad view of Russia

    • @p4unx
      @p4unx 6 лет назад

      IzzyGoneCrazy =]]]]]]]]]]]

    • @gangsterg1100
      @gangsterg1100 6 лет назад +1

      except the other times 2 sides fight not 1 even if its 10v1 xD

    • @elloyd4797
      @elloyd4797 6 лет назад +12

      Ahmed Mohamed in the uk it’s normal aswell

    • @lukeezyscoots7576
      @lukeezyscoots7576 6 лет назад +7

      Ahmed Mohamed I used to live in Russia and people r voilent AF

  • @argadargad9128
    @argadargad9128 4 года назад +70

    lol I will tell you a story.
    I am an Arab, I lived most of my life in the UAE (Dubai), we had a Russian neighbor.
    One time I was going into the building, climbing the stairs and there were huge "caucasian looking dudes".
    They looked intimidating but I thought they were Syrians/Lebanese/Palestinians, I should have shut the fuck up and walked up the stairs minding my own business, but I became awkward overcame with nervousness, and decided the break the ice, I said "Salam Aleikum" a very common Arabic greeting, it is like saying "Good Afternoon".
    They looked at me so pissed and started mumbling in Russian, thinking I cursed him in Arabic.
    I think I was 18 at the time lol

    • @blanqdex2519
      @blanqdex2519 4 года назад +14

      This two words are very popular in Caucasus and Dagestan region in Russia, many russians know this and usually don't react like that

    • @argadargad9128
      @argadargad9128 4 года назад +19

      @@blanqdex2519
      My mistake when I said "Caucasian looking" I didn't mean ppl from the Caucasus, I meant white.
      They were "white skinned, white looking.. Etc..."
      Lol I don't know why they were pissed, I thought the phrase wasnt popular in Russia and they thought I insulted them.

    • @blanqdex2519
      @blanqdex2519 4 года назад +1

      @@argadargad9128 I knew you mean white.
      Maybe it's just personal hate, or bad mood 🤔

    • @madwolf0966
      @madwolf0966 4 года назад

      blanqd ex not all know the meaning bruv.

    • @LSDPband
      @LSDPband 4 года назад

      @@argadargad9128 People from the Caucasus are white, the whole Caucasian race has it's origins there.

  • @Arkeze
    @Arkeze 5 лет назад +2389

    That’s the most Russian story I’ve ever heard.

    • @papa_alan2824
      @papa_alan2824 5 лет назад +43

      Yeah that happens a lot.

    • @JaxnWasTaken
      @JaxnWasTaken 4 года назад +17

      Just a normal day, hey someone is getting jumped

    • @Juan-sp7uq
      @Juan-sp7uq 4 года назад +4

      nononono ruclips.net/video/paG1-lPtIXA/видео.html

    • @user-wj3yr7xr2f
      @user-wj3yr7xr2f 3 года назад

      @@Juan-sp7uq I Saw it to. Love!

    • @GlitchInMatrix
      @GlitchInMatrix 3 года назад +2

      Imagine how much that "big guy" is bullied in his life if he has to beat up "small guys" for his self-esteem, not talking about the other guy he's bullied obviously. For any normal person, it would be shameful to beat up weaker people, Russia or not.

  • @sanse7370
    @sanse7370 6 лет назад +850

    *I n S o V i E t R u S s I a*

    • @stskyline8468
      @stskyline8468 6 лет назад +63

      *N o S e B r E a K s Y o U*

    • @sprite8666
      @sprite8666 6 лет назад +8

      Sanse nigga

    • @cluttter482
      @cluttter482 6 лет назад +1

      Pinecone Bleach IDI NAHUI

    • @the-black-eye1170
      @the-black-eye1170 6 лет назад +5

      🇮 🇼 🇮 🇱 🇱 🇧 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇰 🇾 🇴 🇺 🇷 🇳 🇴 🇸 🇪

  • @StockiestLeech2
    @StockiestLeech2 6 лет назад +2363

    sorry man, but if you said “you’re mom gay” they would’ve probably ran away crying

  • @dutchcheese1609
    @dutchcheese1609 4 года назад +15

    In Sweden my friend got interrogated for 2nd grade assault for beating her brother on the arm that resulted a small bruise. Funny thing is that she was offered a lawyer because she was risking prison.

  • @romanbellic810
    @romanbellic810 6 лет назад +1228

    I blame violent video games.

    • @TheBigSlugger
      @TheBigSlugger 6 лет назад +19

      Roman Bellic lol

    • @ArtursJ
      @ArtursJ 6 лет назад +40

      Roman Bellic Ban GTA.

    • @ArtursJ
      @ArtursJ 6 лет назад +5

      Roman Bellic Also, did Mallorie gave birth to a girl or a boy?

    • @nebroc8903
      @nebroc8903 6 лет назад +36

      THE GONG neither. She gave birth to a bowling ball.

    • @oracle-jo7co
      @oracle-jo7co 6 лет назад +5

      Roman Bellic yer mum gey

  • @adamrichey6021
    @adamrichey6021 6 лет назад +428

    somebody touched his swag lmao

  • @Metalrave
    @Metalrave 6 лет назад +994

    I personally think nfkrz is himself a giant, that guy must be hulk

    • @montana6822
      @montana6822 6 лет назад +65

      Communist hulk

    • @Metalrave
      @Metalrave 6 лет назад +4

      T7machinimas what?

    • @Himbotical
      @Himbotical 6 лет назад +16

      Rave yeah Roman’s like 6’3” i was thinking the same thing

    • @squidology3cp600
      @squidology3cp600 6 лет назад +26

      I was born and have lived 4-5 years in Saratov and those types of people lurk around all the time... you have to be so fucking aware when you’re dealing with them. Laws don’t apply to them lol

    • @Metalrave
      @Metalrave 6 лет назад +11

      Daniel Proshin your lives are fucking terrible

  • @gopnikaward
    @gopnikaward 4 года назад +9

    You just got gopstop
    Defination: getting mugged by a gopnik

  • @MartinQ-bl6co
    @MartinQ-bl6co 5 лет назад +2015

    *Police in Soviet Russia*
    Me: Please help I got punched.
    Police: LMAO.

    • @gargamel679
      @gargamel679 4 года назад +105

      Police: Lmao u cant defend urself what a noob lololol wooshwoosh woosh woosh

    • @shandhi5391
      @shandhi5391 4 года назад +173

      **Police in capitalist America**
      Help I'm getting robbed
      Police: *shoots the victim*

    • @jackmccoy7435
      @jackmccoy7435 4 года назад +13

      Uhhhhh in America they just shoot the most threatening in the situation , Or say the perpetrator most of the time

    • @jackmccoy7435
      @jackmccoy7435 4 года назад +11

      Actually a lot of the time they arrest the person with no casualties

    • @SadEyes1412
      @SadEyes1412 4 года назад +6

      Arthros Shandhi For a joke to he funny it has to be based around truth which yours isn’t....

  • @UnstoppableVideos
    @UnstoppableVideos 6 лет назад +846

    NoBullshit Jumped NFKRZ?! (DRAMA-ALERT)

    • @ghy201
      @ghy201 6 лет назад +13

      that's no bullshit

    • @tilburg8683
      @tilburg8683 6 лет назад +62

      kinda: I literally was there as it happened and unfortunately I couldn't do anything, so basically nfkrz was below a small Hill and no bullshit basically started rolling down the hill and when that amount of weight starts gaining speed it's done, he broke the sound barrier in mere seconds and not to long after he broke the speed of light and then he rolled over nfkrz.

    • @fresheumvesgolixoeinutil9923
      @fresheumvesgolixoeinutil9923 6 лет назад +4

      Niels Vantilburg wtf

    • @tilburg8683
      @tilburg8683 6 лет назад +9

      fresh é um vesgo lixo e inútil well most objects have a certain speed they won't pass because of gravity, but no bullshit is so heavy his maximum speed is unknown.

    • @thotdestroyer458
      @thotdestroyer458 6 лет назад +3

      Keemstar blocked me on twitter

  • @romanbellic810
    @romanbellic810 6 лет назад +714

    You are a badass for buying them the cheapest bottle of vodka.

  • @Kevin-mw4oc
    @Kevin-mw4oc 4 года назад +56

    2:34 Putin gifted him the N-Word pass

  • @1234-z8x
    @1234-z8x 6 лет назад +163

    No bullshit's radical fanbase took the drama too seriously

    • @redriot8438
      @redriot8438 6 лет назад +1

      Connor Eaton lmao

    • @UmiZoomR
      @UmiZoomR 6 лет назад

      Connor Eaton
      Don't see any NBS drama stuff here, what do you mean?

    • @ethane6997
      @ethane6997 6 лет назад

      Watch NFKRZ last video

    • @UmiZoomR
      @UmiZoomR 6 лет назад

      Ffhgfdc Ghh
      This is his last video

    • @zignasihmasmas4598
      @zignasihmasmas4598 6 лет назад +2

      That's radical of you to say that

  • @raiden4042
    @raiden4042 6 лет назад +250

    They finally caught this internet gangster lackin

  • @rokasgrazinskas3590
    @rokasgrazinskas3590 6 лет назад +670

    They touched your swag

  • @georgiaatkins3770
    @georgiaatkins3770 2 года назад +10

    Some guy in a bar broke my nose too. I'm a 5ft 2in woman. He pushed me face first into the sidewalk. Bounced me like a basketball. I was thinking "goodbye cruel world as I went down." But I got back up. Someone lied to him about me and about $20 he took from my pocket.
    In the US they stick something that looks like a fat knitting needle up one's nose and push that to set it. Really hurt.
    Cops the same. They told me in the hospital. Even if they locked him up, he wouldn't get that much time and then would maybe come after me again."

  • @Snairster
    @Snairster 6 лет назад +699

    Meanwhile, other youtubers be like:
    *Stubs toe on table, makes a video titled "The day I broke my leg!"*

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 6 лет назад +6

      Todd The God Howard The Coward meanwhile in russia nfkrz nose is still broken

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 6 лет назад +4

      Cough, Tana Mongoose, cough.

    • @adriangeremia
      @adriangeremia 6 лет назад +1

      Todd The God Howard The Coward sounds like ricegum
      ‘WillNE tackles rice in sidemen charity match’
      *HE BROKE MY LEG SERIOUS INJURY*

    • @olliemakesvideos125
      @olliemakesvideos125 5 лет назад

      *stubs toe on table*
      *”OMG I ALMOST DIED TODAY - STORY TIME - GTA VI - RED DEAD REDEMPTION 3”*

    • @BINKBONK
      @BINKBONK 5 лет назад +1

      guys i cant believe the table did this to me its such an opression and it makes me feel small and clostraphobic and i just lose my will to live... OKAY GUYS THATS EPIC CAN WE HIT 30000 LIKES

  • @cartersmith6462
    @cartersmith6462 6 лет назад +245

    #Pray4NFKRZnose

    • @JH-ii8cr
      @JH-ii8cr 6 лет назад +1

      Russki turned jewi

    • @ekxdee9707
      @ekxdee9707 6 лет назад +3

      NOSEFUCKERZ HERE

  • @marieweccon1306
    @marieweccon1306 6 лет назад +408

    Pyro's defense mechanism = Suicide

    • @cpmfilms7851
      @cpmfilms7851 6 лет назад +2

      i laughed to hard man im actually gonna kms

  • @EinarasR
    @EinarasR 3 месяца назад +3

    RUclips recommended i watch this again 6 years later.. ahh good times

  • @nicklasveva
    @nicklasveva 6 лет назад +65

    Actually surprised this wasn't clickbait. This is probably why I watch your videos.

  • @yakhyorustamzoda4900
    @yakhyorustamzoda4900 5 лет назад +668

    3 Russian enter a liquor store....

  • @keithmorfett671
    @keithmorfett671 4 года назад +290

    You actually look like a real Russian now. Stay safe 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

    • @keithmorfett671
      @keithmorfett671 4 года назад +7

      Rose Petal I am well aware of that 🙄

    • @keithmorfett671
      @keithmorfett671 4 года назад

      Sam yes

    • @adventurezo8649
      @adventurezo8649 4 года назад +13

      Rose Petal it’s a joke, I made the same joke to my Polish friend after he got beat up and had a very bad hangover haha

    • @tflees
      @tflees 4 года назад +4

      @@adventurezo8649 why is eastern Europe so scary

    • @adventurezo8649
      @adventurezo8649 4 года назад +14

      @@tflees I think everywhere can be scary depending what you look at

  • @16.lukapetrovic76
    @16.lukapetrovic76 5 лет назад +1100

    The big guy was a level 35 boss and you are just level 3

    • @redox6548
      @redox6548 4 года назад +7

      Nah bro he is maybe lvl 12

    • @ruslanotarov9727
      @ruslanotarov9727 4 года назад +14

      big guy was also level 55 bum and level 86 alcoholic

    • @RegenMusik
      @RegenMusik 4 года назад

      0 hit speed runs exist

    • @BonnieBoi
      @BonnieBoi 4 года назад

      @Thot Patrol USA agreed

    • @constantterror1515
      @constantterror1515 4 года назад +1

      Level 1 crook vs level 100 mafia boss

  • @frostieisme
    @frostieisme 6 лет назад +388

    You can take the slav out of the gulag, but you can't take the gulag out of the slav

  • @LeLe-bo7cs
    @LeLe-bo7cs 6 лет назад +392

    Punches can kill. Knockout, fall on your head on an edge, dead. Happens way to often.

    • @proudtitanicdenier4300
      @proudtitanicdenier4300 6 лет назад +23

      I have experienced this way too many times

    • @LeLe-bo7cs
      @LeLe-bo7cs 6 лет назад +22

      TheBeetle poor cat :(

    • @lurelin4801
      @lurelin4801 6 лет назад

      Mooo Guy hitting somebody in the head can cause such tramatic damage.to where you immediately die.even before you start to fall to the ground. Or if you were unlucky and got hit in the neck your windpipe could close or collapse and you would suffocate till you die fighting is extremely dangerous and not many people realize

    • @brap82
      @brap82 6 лет назад +4

      It's rare af all over the world haha I wouldn't worry to much people get kicked the fuck out of everyday, look at Australia for example over 13 years only 90 people died from street fights which is nothing.

    • @nikeonnk
      @nikeonnk 6 лет назад +1

      Just a punch well placed can kill and still even if it dont kill you the brain damage are intense

  • @hhgygy
    @hhgygy 3 года назад +2

    Hostages getting to like their captors - Stockholm syndrome
    Guy with broken nose buying vodka to his abuser - Chelyabinsk syndrome

  • @junginys
    @junginys 6 лет назад +238

    That's horrible, I hope you get well soon

    • @vulkanxl
      @vulkanxl 6 лет назад +32

      Give this guy an award for being normal.

    • @itsmecrosby4723
      @itsmecrosby4723 6 лет назад +1

      Random creep so do i

    • @meem9309
      @meem9309 6 лет назад +2

      Vulkan XL yes, give *Random creep* an award for being normal

    • @vulkanxl
      @vulkanxl 6 лет назад +3

      Wowww his profile pic, name and comment does NOT go together.

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 6 лет назад +139

    I wish this was clickbait lol

  • @rightwingproductions797
    @rightwingproductions797 6 лет назад +81

    You should've told them both that their mum's gay.

    • @pauline9970
      @pauline9970 6 лет назад +9

      Right Wing Productions What if they said No U

    • @thewitheringproduction1761
      @thewitheringproduction1761 6 лет назад +5

      Jesus Had Haters Too but than you set yourself up for the "youre granny tranny"

    • @elvishendrix676
      @elvishendrix676 6 лет назад

      RIP NFKRZ

    • @shoobopper
      @shoobopper 6 лет назад

      Right Wing Productions famous last words

  • @JordanTheMann
    @JordanTheMann 4 года назад +8

    It’s been my experience that the little guys are more feisty. The big guy depends on intimidation so he has way less fighting experience compared to the small guy who’s had to fight like hell for his respect. Never underestimate the little guy. Just remember that distance is your friend and don’t let anyone within striking range.

    • @diesirae8954
      @diesirae8954 4 года назад +1

      Unless you've been boxing since you're 10(Me).

    • @SubcribeMinecraftNOW
      @SubcribeMinecraftNOW 4 года назад

      @@diesirae8954 Yeah what are you gonna do when 4 people jump you? Better just run at that point

  • @NBARicky99
    @NBARicky99 6 лет назад +260

    Damn, i'm really sorry dude.

    • @N4orEditor
      @N4orEditor 6 лет назад +5

      did you do it?

    • @dynamix_9568
      @dynamix_9568 6 лет назад

      Murmaxy normie as bitch

    • @Max-ol8mr
      @Max-ol8mr 6 лет назад +1

      What the fuck? cmonBruh chu say cmonBruh

  • @thesoviethelicopter7540
    @thesoviethelicopter7540 6 лет назад +356

    That's why whenever I go anywhere, I carry an M249 LMG, 2 automatic Glock 17's, an M134 Minigun, 8 Frag Grenades and a 20 TNT ton Davy Crockett Mini Nuke that self detonates after there's no pulse found in my body

    • @beau3498
      @beau3498 6 лет назад +17

      The Soviet Helicopter same

    • @Dragoncam13
      @Dragoncam13 6 лет назад +4

      Fallout

    • @adrevenue6264
      @adrevenue6264 6 лет назад +16

      Wherever i go, i always carry 5 PKMs, 1 RDS-220 hydrogen bomb, and also a couple buckets full of reverse cards

    • @fieldyznuts997
      @fieldyznuts997 6 лет назад +2

      Brah thats not even possible 💯💯💯🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🧀🧀

    • @decade0240
      @decade0240 6 лет назад +4

      @@fieldyznuts997 r/whooosh

  • @カスカディア国人
    @カスカディア国人 4 года назад +36

    When you get hit in the head it puts you in a daze and it makes it really hard for you to think and react the way you would normally, it even makes running difficult. I experienced a similar situation except I was hit by the big dude. I couldn’t even yell for help. I even had a knife on me, but I couldn’t even make myself grab it and stab him because I was seeing stars and in a daze.

    • @Buffalo_Soldier
      @Buffalo_Soldier 4 месяца назад

      I once almost got into bike-car accident. I was riding bike lane and had green light, he was turning and had conditional green light, but I should have at least slowed down, so it's not drivers fault entirely... anyway I was hard-breaking for like second, but then I decided I must just turn a bit and I will miss the car entirely, so I released brakes started snall evasion manouver (just like 5 degrees right-turn). In meantime the car stopped, but after missing it I smacked my shoulder into traffic lamp on island in the middle of intersection I took off my hand from right handle just in time to avoid fingers being broken (bike steering rod was messed up and bemded after hit, no doubt it would break my fingers if I kept them on it). I had adrelanine rush start already before that hit happened so I was absolutely pumped up after accident. I had strenght to instantly jump back on my feet, take my bike and exchanged words with that driver. But after moment adrenaline started dropping. I wasn't even hit in head but just the rapid shake and dismounting from bike made me so nauseous and weak that when this guy got out of car and started yelling at me I suddenly wasn't in mood nor in position to opose him even verbally. Collision was kind of harsh, cause steering rod was bent and my sunglasses that I had on continued flying and ended up like 10 meters further from place of accident. I thought I will collapse from how my head was turning. I can't imagine what it must feel like to be hit stright into head.

  • @romanbellic810
    @romanbellic810 6 лет назад +872

    You should have rushed B.

  • @Deox__
    @Deox__ 6 лет назад +266

    "Im american" prank (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (ALMOST DIED)

  • @edgajam
    @edgajam 6 лет назад +742

    You got your nose broken recently, and you're pretty bummed out about it. But at least the guys who broke your nose got a free bottle of vodka and are more happy about it than you are sad about your nose. The total happiness in the world has increased.
    Seriously though, I hope you're at least doing a bit better now, really sucks that this happened. I'd recommend getting yourself some pepper spray, that is way more effective than you'd think.

    • @clawwer4404
      @clawwer4404 6 лет назад

      edgajam yeah, but using the pepper spray on the big guy might not be such an good idea!! Sure it would hurt, but they seemed like they have no reasoning so it would probably turn out way worse.. He would get mad if you ran away and search for you or some shit :")

    • @edgajam
      @edgajam 6 лет назад +7

      The thing is, after getting pepper sprayed, your breathing and sight are impacted. Any aggression you had seems to die down really fast.

    • @Eric-976
      @Eric-976 6 лет назад +1

      nice meme

    • @HarmonicVector
      @HarmonicVector 6 лет назад +4

      N O S E C U C K

    • @SzpanerPL1
      @SzpanerPL1 6 лет назад +1

      When he said about "getting his ass beat on the way to university" I immediately thought of pepper spray.

  • @maskevito
    @maskevito 3 года назад +4

    Dropping the n bomb so casually, damn

  • @ChunkySa1sA
    @ChunkySa1sA 6 лет назад +125

    NFKRZ's superhero origin story?

    • @wickr2149
      @wickr2149 6 лет назад +2

      That Guy Supermans foreign brother, SuperRussian

    • @truepatrician4700
      @truepatrician4700 6 лет назад

      His name is nfkrz bangerz

  • @revilo4895
    @revilo4895 6 лет назад +71

    This is what happends when someone says ”ur’e mom gay” but you say ”no u”

  • @LQ3
    @LQ3 6 лет назад +775

    Don’t test me by xxxtentacion

    • @corn3880
      @corn3880 6 лет назад +21

      don't lead me into xxxtemptation

    • @dewww9995
      @dewww9995 6 лет назад +5

      Ft.wifisfuneral

    • @Lucas-cj9gl
      @Lucas-cj9gl 6 лет назад +5

      D3W that’s the remix, although I hope Wifi clouts tf up. He deserves a blow up, Ethernet on the way lmao

    • @CODNOMBIESHD
      @CODNOMBIESHD 6 лет назад +1

      Ew.

    • @LQ3
      @LQ3 6 лет назад

      Wheels nope the original was deleted but it still existed and it was that song :P

  • @necromancer871
    @necromancer871 3 года назад +4

    "Wow, check this one ou'! A real Soviet broken nose!"

  • @walruss1054
    @walruss1054 6 лет назад +36

    Playing Russian "Got your nose."

  • @coopergoss350
    @coopergoss350 6 лет назад +772

    alternate ending:
    Russian youtuber recently passed away due to an assault caused by a vodka argument

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @KawaiiM4A1S
      @KawaiiM4A1S 5 лет назад +35

      alternate ending 2:
      Russian youtuber recently convicted of murdering two males caused by the two males trying to fight for a bottle of vodka.

    • @supmaidoods8753
      @supmaidoods8753 5 лет назад +12

      Alternative ending 3:
      Russian youtuber (been in jail before unknown amount of years) infamously known by locals for a long spawn of robberies reportedly got beaten up for trying to steal a bottle of vodak.

    • @KawaiiM4A1S
      @KawaiiM4A1S 5 лет назад

      @@supmaidoods8753 LOL

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 5 лет назад

      @@supmaidoods8753 It's vadko!

  • @kshatriya1414
    @kshatriya1414 6 лет назад +905

    Damn they really touched your swag didn't they?..
    BTW i just want to apologize for that joke and I hope your healing process will go well

    • @potatotrooper3690
      @potatotrooper3690 6 лет назад +12

      Do you know the story of darth plagueis the great

    • @kshatriya1414
      @kshatriya1414 6 лет назад +7

      Storm Trooper the audio book is lit af

    • @drugjoza5000
      @drugjoza5000 6 лет назад +4

      Its a tragedy... What happened to you i mean

    • @potatopriorites5652
      @potatopriorites5652 6 лет назад +5

      Apologize? But there is no such thing as mercy to the Sith (I'm joking of course)

    • @warblenoise
      @warblenoise 6 лет назад +4

      Storm Trooper
      YOU MEAN THE WISE

  • @drleo2641
    @drleo2641 2 года назад +1

    This is how wisdom is gained. A broken nose is a small price to pay. You can rely on karma to take care of those things... When they're left standing with a knife in their chest and a scared kid running away

  • @saulmoses8698
    @saulmoses8698 6 лет назад +359

    Thats what you get for fighting karstaag at level 6

    • @minuteman3317
      @minuteman3317 6 лет назад +13

      I have all the cabbages and tomatoes and potions that might be useful in the world. Plus a bow and a bunch of arrows. I will run like a bitch. I can do this!

    • @minuteman3317
      @minuteman3317 6 лет назад +3

      dude I have went places where I could pick up daedric weapons at a low level. In Fallout New Vegas, I have crossed the impossible npc border, just starting out. I work so hard to fight things at such a low level, no matter how long or how hard or how cruel I must be. All these moments will be lost, like tears, in rain *dies Blade Runner

    • @fedorkochemasov4533
      @fedorkochemasov4533 6 лет назад

      I'm late, but 1. Karstaag is the HARDEST boss in the game 2. You are fighting in a round room, there is no escape, except exit, that will load another location.

    • @joaopaulosilva2943
      @joaopaulosilva2943 5 лет назад

      Farquhar Hill

  • @parthiancapitalist2733
    @parthiancapitalist2733 6 лет назад +746

    You survived because you have the strength of Rasputin

    • @TirionLan
      @TirionLan 5 лет назад +9

      LOOOOLLL

    • @belladonna9818
      @belladonna9818 4 года назад +8

      @@Gizmonips Oooh😏

    • @crazyzombiebos7778
      @crazyzombiebos7778 4 года назад +4

      Parthian Capitalist I don’t like that political test result, take the test again and get top left to be welcomed here or you will be sent to a education camp.

    • @donaldtrumplover2254
      @donaldtrumplover2254 4 года назад

      Ok anarcho capitalist

    • @romanvaleev1641
      @romanvaleev1641 4 года назад

      O.o

  • @double__4640
    @double__4640 6 лет назад +269

    stop being humble, we know you killed them both after he hit you

  • @cesarbolet2181
    @cesarbolet2181 4 года назад +42

    Gangsta. dude, trust me, such characters usually end up meeting their match sooner or later. someone will whack them eventually. See, here in the States everyone is strapped. dudes like that just get shot dead.

    • @yellowgreymorals
      @yellowgreymorals 3 года назад

      True.

    • @darari6705
      @darari6705 3 года назад +3

      it is illegal here in russia to have a gun so no he wouldnt get shot, unfortunately. rarely that happens to people who hang outs with wood hunters who has a license to have a gun, they getting drunk and starting a fight and shit happens. more likely they just do some shit and go back to the prison

    • @amorey67
      @amorey67 3 года назад

      True, but in Romans situation it's best to learn how to box, foot movement, head movement and wicked accurate punches take the heart right out of thugs.

  • @lansberg1
    @lansberg1 6 лет назад +51

    First rule of the fight club, we do not talk about fight club, Roman.

    • @orabolas1291
      @orabolas1291 6 лет назад +3

      Lansberg sir first rule of project Mayhem is we do not talk about project Mayhem

  • @billiee8035
    @billiee8035 6 лет назад +59

    Oh shit I actually thought this was clickbait, the swelling and bruising will gradually go down so it’ll get better

  • @MrLASER2011
    @MrLASER2011 6 лет назад +577

    Here's my story of living in Russia (rus / eng)
    Помню как в царском (двор при гостинице "Царский двор", три остановки от Родника) мы с друганами слушали музыку на колонке, веселились, все дела. Потом, какой-то кавказец подходит и кричит нам : "эй, вы! Чё, охуели музыку так громко слушать?" один из моих друзей просто делает шаг в его сторону, а тот бьёт его по лицу. Я в лёгком ахуе стою, думаю, что делать. Следом, ещё один парень, которому 14 блять лет, говорит кавказцу :" эй, давай нормально поговорим! ", а тот бьёт его так же, даже не обратил внимания на то, что он ребёнок блять. После этого, мы уже начали его в круг брать. Он начинает орать, типа, :"чё, думаете я вас боюсь?" берет мобилу и начинает звонить своим, чтобы ехали и брали стволы (!!!). Мы с друзьями зашли за угол дома и побежали до остановки, потому что пиздец какой-то, нахуй так жить. В общем, Челябинск - замечательное место
    I remember when I was listening to some music with my friends at one of our local blocks, when some caucasian guy pulled up. He said that the music was too fucking loud. Then, one of my friends took a step towards the guy and that thug punched him in the face! Then, my other friend, who is 14 years young, also took a step towards that gangster, and he hitted him as well! At that moment I was so fucking confused. We started to surround him. He pulled out his cellphone and started to convoke the whole squad. Moreover, he said that they shold take guns with them. We kinda shitted our pants and ran away from the block. In conclusion i want to say that Chelyabinsk is a great place to live

    • @sporter527
      @sporter527 6 лет назад +8

      NFKRZ yeah same

    • @22064L
      @22064L 6 лет назад +14

      caucusion 😂😂 in russia there is no black people

    • @elihentai8242
      @elihentai8242 6 лет назад +1

      NFKRZ chechen mafia would make you squat on a bottle

    • @jakubsa6180
      @jakubsa6180 6 лет назад +3

      Poke Doge let those chechen ¨mafia¨ come to Slovakia and I will break their fucking necks.

    • @elihentai8242
      @elihentai8242 6 лет назад +4

      uncripted the region

  • @delaatste7565
    @delaatste7565 5 лет назад +58

    “RUclipsr gets punched”
    “*rasputin has joined the chat*”

  • @theprophetofthepastagod5633
    @theprophetofthepastagod5633 6 лет назад +27

    I hoped this was clickbait but unfortunately it’s not

  • @dannyjizay
    @dannyjizay 6 лет назад +88

    i'm glad it wasn't worse than it was. at least you didn't get stabbed or shot. hope you heal up soon bro!

  • @Philip-b9r
    @Philip-b9r 6 лет назад +127

    BLOWJOB PRANK IN THE HOOD (*GONE WRONG*)

  • @awc6007
    @awc6007 5 лет назад +4

    Rare footage of Rasputin making a message to the Romanoff Royal family after an assassination attempt

  • @arosch_213
    @arosch_213 6 лет назад +148

    Should've just dabbed on them dude

  • @RowletGameing
    @RowletGameing 6 лет назад +104

    When you think you live in Russia but you actually live in Detroit

    • @gx-gw8zt
      @gx-gw8zt 6 лет назад +21

      russia is fucking harder than detroit

    • @joelr8539
      @joelr8539 6 лет назад +2

      Russia is not shit, go to Mexico.

    • @gx-gw8zt
      @gx-gw8zt 6 лет назад +11

      if a russian would fight 3 mexicans, my money would be on the russian.

    • @equalibrium7037
      @equalibrium7037 6 лет назад +13

      the drug cartel mexicans not the taco ones

    • @joelr8539
      @joelr8539 6 лет назад +1

      Kappa exactly

  • @ducksy98
    @ducksy98 5 лет назад +401

    40-45 yr old Russian men that look like inmates? I would try my best to avoid any sort of contact.

    • @outback1660
      @outback1660 4 года назад +4

      Azizjon Akramov there from gulags

    • @uas8470
      @uas8470 4 года назад +1

      They are red armt stalin soldiers beating up western spy XDDD

    • @OGGOAT23
      @OGGOAT23 3 года назад

      Avoid unavoidable

  • @Dinco422
    @Dinco422 3 года назад +1

    I got sucker punched for not having a ciggarete to give to a guy... Eastern Europe

  • @ivanterehov321
    @ivanterehov321 6 лет назад +66

    Nfkrz is the only guy who can upload such a video without it going viral

  • @sophiaversus9670
    @sophiaversus9670 6 лет назад +365

    Take care of yourself Roman, Just let your nose heal and you should be ok

    • @inferiordior
      @inferiordior 6 лет назад +2

      Sophia Vs. The World #Vote4MeInTheWrenchElections finally a nice comment lmao

    • @AndOoFresH
      @AndOoFresH 6 лет назад +2

      Why do i have to think about bowling when i read the name roman

    • @tanase4790
      @tanase4790 6 лет назад +1

      Thanks mom

  • @frederickjohnson7317
    @frederickjohnson7317 6 лет назад +352

    Gets jumped, makes 10k off adds

    • @Leo-jy5qm
      @Leo-jy5qm 6 лет назад

      Cool

    • @Sqwaush
      @Sqwaush 6 лет назад +9

      we're paying for surgery

    • @hobobobo5244
      @hobobobo5244 6 лет назад +2

      *demonetized*

    • @AB-ts3kl
      @AB-ts3kl 6 лет назад

      If he was in the US, that would cover 10% of his hospital bill.
      Idk about Russia.... I now know they have hospitals though.

    • @mackozbogdanca727
      @mackozbogdanca727 6 лет назад

      You know what russia have and america dont ?
      FREE HEALTHCARE

  • @lucillepippetti7854
    @lucillepippetti7854 3 года назад +7

    I have to say that the more videos I watch of yours the more I like you. You have a very good head on your shoulders. Even a messed up nose would only add to your like ability.

  • @teddybar6707
    @teddybar6707 6 лет назад +84

    You forgot to put ALMOST DIED in the title

  • @holyX
    @holyX 5 лет назад +242

    Your outlook on the situation is very clear and accurate. You did okay. A chipped pride and nose will heal over time, but they could've killed you.

  • @robertpersons8370
    @robertpersons8370 6 лет назад +50

    someone please make a comic or some artwork illustrating the story of Roman getting jumped.

    • @robboblaw8898
      @robboblaw8898 6 лет назад +2

      For real like some concept art for the Russians d be cool.

  • @SmaZeMusic
    @SmaZeMusic 5 лет назад +5

    the intro song is "DON'T TEST ME" by XXXTENTACION, just in case anyone was wondering 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @sJ-hx5xj
    @sJ-hx5xj 6 лет назад +85

    Pig escapes slaughter house
    Jk I hope you are okay.

  • @hj7753
    @hj7753 6 лет назад +115

    it was the KGB

    • @alikon07
      @alikon07 6 лет назад +1

      zantex5k they thought he was an American spy

    • @owenbisal8007
      @owenbisal8007 6 лет назад

      Kgb doesn't exist anymore though

    • @korpsmaninfantry7238
      @korpsmaninfantry7238 6 лет назад +4

      +Owen Bisal that's what they want you to think

    • @hj7753
      @hj7753 6 лет назад

      you dont say

    • @justindcriscio777
      @justindcriscio777 6 лет назад

      zantex5k yes they do..... they admitted it during the the Olympic in sochi

  • @supremeoverlordess8664
    @supremeoverlordess8664 6 лет назад +425

    🅱️oman, you conducted yourself with more maturity and poise than those two pieces of shit have ever shown (presumably) in their pitiful little lives. bullies like that deserve and will fall upon the same drama some day. I understand why you don’t want to continue the drama with law enforcement either. Keep your head up and stay amazing. I am gonna make sure I click on all your ads, and auto play all your videos so a nigga can pay his medical bills. уважение.
    -SupremeOverlordess

    • @Matt_10203
      @Matt_10203 6 лет назад +1

      SupremeOverlordess God bless.

    • @ev9554
      @ev9554 6 лет назад +3

      Hello -Fat Black Auto San Andreas

  • @The_Gallowglass
    @The_Gallowglass 3 года назад +3

    When people do that here, they get found, and everyone's cousin, brother, and friend will all give them a big group bear hug. I don't mean the cuddly fun kind.

  • @chillguy4935
    @chillguy4935 6 лет назад +136

    Why tf do u always get jumped at your house like first the gopniks and your phone and now this

    • @mlg445
      @mlg445 6 лет назад +1

      purpl man what video did he say gopniks tried to get his phone?

    • @gabrielrice1328
      @gabrielrice1328 6 лет назад

      When did gopniks steal his phone?

    • @anitatorres7445
      @anitatorres7445 6 лет назад +6

      Damn, I remember that story it was like 2 years ago

    • @ev9554
      @ev9554 6 лет назад +10

      ItzBecky Thomas ages ago only 90s kids will remember 👏

    • @Joxerlol
      @Joxerlol 6 лет назад

      Because russian apartments are fucking anthills. 200 families can live in one 5-story building and these shits built like 30 meters away from each other.

  • @spencer8464
    @spencer8464 6 лет назад +351

    Can’t break nose if your nose is 🅱️onelesss

    • @edgy3603
      @edgy3603 6 лет назад +1

      Spencer ? Dead meme

    • @thomas-vj6hb
      @thomas-vj6hb 6 лет назад +7

      Ur dad lesbian

    • @edgy3603
      @edgy3603 6 лет назад +2

      Jacobisaweeb no u

    • @GY-bd9bo
      @GY-bd9bo 6 лет назад +1

      +Ruin
      i demand originality from myself when it is not easily found, and that was what i got to eventually

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 6 лет назад +5

      Stop trying to hurt this individual.
      He's 🅱oneless.