I genuinely never thought I'd have this much support on RUclips. You bloody legends. Also, what is the weirdest thing you've fucked? Mine's my own career with these shitty videos.
JaackMaate This video has me wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂 made my day so much better so thankyou 😂😂 everyone is now literally getting it on with different things other than humans, imagine if one day we wake up to a video that says "meet the person in a relationship with a cloud" I'm legit waiting for that day 😂😂
@Daniel j. Milburn OP is referring to the fact that phantom pregnancies, aka pseudocyesis, are an actual, documented phenomenon that occur when a woman experiences the clinical signs and symptoms of pregnancy without actually being pregnant. They are not fully understood but seem to arise from a complex interplay of endocrine, psychogenic, and hypothalamic factors.
What I love about the first interview is that phantom pregnancies are literally when symptoms are experienced without an actual baby. So it’s not a pregnancy. 😂
@@huddynccc it’s where you think you’re pregnant but aren’t! my old dog used to have them due to hormone stuff and it caused her to make nests everywhere… I think it’s pretty common for dogs but I’m unsure about humans
What would be the point though?? 🤷🏼♀️ Unlike Zoella’s calendar which just included cheap rubbish and was objectively crap, the controversy with Eltoria’s was that she was including products she had received (and didn’t want) from previous calendars/ PR packages in her own calendar. The products themselves weren’t actually that bad and I don’t think a bloke outside of the beauty world would have a clue what was wrong with them (no offence there Jack). Tbh there are plenty of in-depth Eltoria calendar videos out there now, don’t think we need another.
The ghost in my house just wastes his time switching my kettle on at 4 in the morning, I hope he doesn't listen in to this video I can't be doing with phantom shagging in my life rn
I’ve gotta say, I’ve always loved the way Holly and Phil is with the people who come on this show. They’re never rude or patronising, and they play along, even when people are like... *this*
Casper’s been up to some naughty stuff recently I’d definitely make a video about her daily life with Casper if she said it was Casper😂 But how did the guys at ITV think it was a good idea to bring her on?! 😭
This reminds me of that old episode of Doctor Who with the cybermen where they look like ghosts and he flicks through TV channels with like a ghost news anchor, a ghost chef and a woman on Trisha saying "I'm marrying a ghost because I love him." Mental!
I genuinely never thought I'd have this much support on RUclips. You bloody legends. Also, what is the weirdest thing you've fucked?
Mine's my own career with these shitty videos.
weirdest thing i've fucked is my math exam yesterday
Strange man Wilson touched my pee pee
You are sooooooooooooo funny😂😂😂 BEST RUclipsR EVEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!
JaackMaate This video has me wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂 made my day so much better so thankyou 😂😂 everyone is now literally getting it on with different things other than humans, imagine if one day we wake up to a video that says "meet the person in a relationship with a cloud" I'm legit waiting for that day 😂😂
You’re amazing
Being in a haunted house for her would be the equivalent to a strip club.
omg i cant, this comment gives me life 😂😂😂
@@waodaaaaa 😊😊
You funny piece of what ever 😂😂😂😂😂
@@waodaaaaa ironic, something dead gives her life!
Or a brothel
well atleast she found her boo
😂😂😂😂
Fucking brilliant comment 😆😆
😂😂💀
Bravo 👏🏻👏🏻😂
Underrated!
How can the ghost ask her to marry him but not verbalize his own name?
many people are able to talk to ghosts actually.
@@MackenziiRivers Yeah suuuure they do, but it still doesn't answer the question.
Love your videos!!
@@Citrina05 i did answer the question; many people are able to talk to ghosts.
Wolfie you did not. read the question again
she genuinely thinks phantom pregnancies are when a ghost knocks you up, give me strength
DaisyBryar nah, some people believe that it's a ghost baby that's in there lmaooo. so she wasn't wrong by saying that. people are nuuuuts.
@Daniel j. Milburn OP is referring to the fact that phantom pregnancies, aka pseudocyesis, are an actual, documented phenomenon that occur when a woman experiences the clinical signs and symptoms of pregnancy without actually being pregnant. They are not fully understood but seem to arise from a complex interplay of endocrine, psychogenic, and hypothalamic factors.
Imagine getting told you're being left for a ghost
Gold
Better than another man or woman. I’d be glad anyway
Would make getting over it quite easy :D she's crazy, thank god I'm not stuck with her anymore
*insert Pikachu meme*
@@tom.biermann did you go out with her? Give the details!
9:59 the fact that they actually focused the camera at nothing and the brief silence has me fucking crying
Im DYINNGGGGGG 😂😂😂😂
I love how her reaction to her fiance going away was to shag a ghost. Logical
youre not wrong
I mean... I'm guessing from the way she says it, that he cheated... And she prefers ghost because they can't hurt her...
"ghost" funny name for a bloke
If it's dead it's not cheating. Right..?
Styled by Eva what do you spect? She was ghosted.... I will see myself out.
"As long as it's not the living room". I'm dead.
so’s her husband
Any pun intended there?
I only liked so its sixtynine
I think she took the "do you boo" too seriously
Selma LMAOO
That "living room" gag was actually pretty good, made me chuckle anyway.
You like dad jokes? Ok then
I had a teacher called mr mushroom...
He was a fun guy ._.
Lola. Bell 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The ex boyfriend must feel pretty inadequate right about now 😫
@Karoline yeah most likely, I was joking 😂 when your girl leaves you for a ghost that's gotta plant some major self doubt xD
He’s probably fucking laughing cos he’d be having sex with acTUAL real people lol
The bar is so low for men that we give ghosts a chance
Yeah but the ghost is hung like a donkey so he had no chance 🤣
I'm glad I've never been THIS single
The sad thing is, she wasn't even single :')
@@ThatChrissyGirl good point...
XDDDD
Sophie Mather I’ve been single for almost 18 years and I’m still not that single
‘Unless it’s writing books for Zoella’ killed me😂
Imagine being her ex-fiancé or his family/friends watching this...
Fran Johnson ikr 😂
I MEAN THEY LUCKY
Victory royale
Ex fiance's mum probably called him and said "I told you she was fucking mental. Didn't I tell you? And you were gonna marry her?"
What I love about the first interview is that phantom pregnancies are literally when symptoms are experienced without an actual baby. So it’s not a pregnancy. 😂
Agreed but there are some people who believe that phantom pregnancies are the result of incubi.
the way they interviewed her like it was completely normal😂😂
They have to. Pretty sure though they cracked up afterwards.
died at the living room joke
Lol
someone didn’t get enough attention as a child
Her: I'm not interested in men now
Phillip: What about children?
didn't sound odd at all
Exactly what I thought 😂
He meant what about having kids with the ghost lol
Oiloiuo Io yeah I know but it just sounded strange
*N* *O* *N* *C* *E*
Why did I wheeze so hard at this comment 😂😂😂😂😂 ikr it did sound odd
"Lonely woman marries imaginary friend"
Poor Schofield asking an empty sofa questions 😂😭
ForTheLoveOfVlogs how funny 😆
Hahahaaa
How did he keep a straight face? Ha
I think it's time we call Sam and Dean. This has gone too far.
I mean we just got an episode about a girl that shags her zombie boyfriend, so this isn't too far off lmao
@@Wink-182 woah woah woah, my country is a few days behind. Thanks for the spoiler 😂😂
@@celestescorner5372 oh no I'm so sorry
Pretend I never said anything lol
Celeste's World
Good one guys
Yes oml yes
She really doesn't know what a phantom pregnancy is...
What is it
@@huddynccc it’s where you think you’re pregnant but aren’t! my old dog used to have them due to hormone stuff and it caused her to make nests everywhere… I think it’s pretty common for dogs but I’m unsure about humans
"I shouldn't say boo, that will turn her on" class 😂😂
her name is Amethyst Realm. explains everything tbh.
She shags ghosts,
Shags *ghosts.*
I’m done.
Belle Sims So So I! There’s a name for it
Masturbation.
This is why aliens don't want to come to our planet
She'd probably start fucking them as well.
Probably because we would shag them
‘Now I’m even being sexually outperformed by something that doesn’t exist’ 😭😭
I feel ya. I've been ghosted before too... Oh, you mean?.. Ah....
'Writing books for zoella' killed me off omg haha
“I shouldn’t say boo, maybe that’ll turn her on”😂😂
The woman's actual name is Amethyst. Like do with that what you will.
As in: it runs in the family
“Amethyst Realm” hmmmmmmm
Lucy Preece but the real question is can you do a crystal gem fusion with ghosts
JACK PLEASE UNBOX THE ELTORIA ADVENT CALENDAR ITS LIKE ZOELLA 2.0
Caitlin Eve ok
JaackMaate YESSSS LOVE YOU ❤️
Omg he will do it omg
JaackMaate YES JACK! ❤️
What would be the point though?? 🤷🏼♀️ Unlike Zoella’s calendar which just included cheap rubbish and was objectively crap, the controversy with Eltoria’s was that she was including products she had received (and didn’t want) from previous calendars/ PR packages in her own calendar. The products themselves weren’t actually that bad and I don’t think a bloke outside of the beauty world would have a clue what was wrong with them (no offence there Jack). Tbh there are plenty of in-depth Eltoria calendar videos out there now, don’t think we need another.
The ghost in my house just wastes his time switching my kettle on at 4 in the morning, I hope he doesn't listen in to this video I can't be doing with phantom shagging in my life rn
Is it bad I laughed every 11/10 joke 😂
I laughed at the living room one xD
Yes
I laughed aswell 😂😂
Gracee Lawson no Thad why it was. 11/10
Better than laughing at 9/11 jokes
She watches too much American Horror Story
Don’t know how Phil and Holly didn’t end up pissing themselves from laughter tbh 😂
Their faces say it all tbh😂😂
They're not allowed to but I bet when she left they did.
What if that’s like her dead uncle..
Luce Gray oh shit
Lmao Or one of her grandads
You ever just touch yourself to Casper the friendly ghost?
Black Jesus she does
Every day mate
He's like 10!!!
..
Of course I have.
Psssst.... can I keep you?
EVERYDAY BRO! *swag hand gesture*
I'll show myself out....
Give it another year she'll be pregnant with "Rays" baby and bring it on the show
I love how Phillip schofield agreed to ‘interview’ the ghost lol
I’ve gotta say, I’ve always loved the way Holly and Phil is with the people who come on this show. They’re never rude or patronising, and they play along, even when people are like... *this*
Casper’s been up to some naughty stuff recently
I’d definitely make a video about her daily life with Casper if she said it was Casper😂 But how did the guys at ITV think it was a good idea to bring her on?! 😭
I feel attacked
Haha......😳😬......
...........I had a crush on him when I was younger; the human version of him from the movie. Not the actual ghost.
@@not_today_satan SO DID I
*"Shoot me in the spleen and call me Dorothy"* 😂
What would you call her contractions? Trapped wind?
In a parallel universe the is happening with ghosts “Meet the ghost who marrying a human”
I don’t think she knows what phantom pregnancy is
Fucking Weeb what
@Fucking Weeb
Ye do realize more than one person can write something.
I was going to type the same thing before I even scrolled down.
Is no one else gonna a question why Jack is going for baby ghosts
I'm only 1 minute in and my stomach already hurts from laughing so hard
"Get in the bin you wet yoghurt" 😂😂
At least theres no risk of STDs and pregnancy scares 😂😂😂🤷🏻♀️
I started pissing myself at “get in the bin you wet yogurt”
Damn the ghosts lost No Nut November
I laughed about the living room joke wayyyy to hard
That nod from Schofield summed it up.
just had some pretty shitty news, but you uploading has made me feel alot better dude
"shoot me in the spleen and call me Dorothy" 😂🤣😂
I saw this the other day and my first thought was "jack u better do a video on this" 😂
Honestly this is what you do best Jack. These kind of videos are hilarious XD
This really is a phantom pregnancy...
“Ugh get in the bin, you wet yogurt”-the best insult I have ever heard😂
This reminds me of that old episode of Doctor Who with the cybermen where they look like ghosts and he flicks through TV channels with like a ghost news anchor, a ghost chef and a woman on Trisha saying "I'm marrying a ghost because I love him." Mental!
Jessica Dyer Hehe I remember that Dr Who episode 😂😂😂
“Unless it’s writing books for Zoella” 😂
Aisling S I’ve been looking for this comment for so long. It was pure gold😂😂😂
I’m actually crying with laughter it’s only two mins in 😂
I’m so excited for you to get to 1,000,000 subs !
2:12 ANOTHER 10/10 ONE JACK MATEYY KEEP IT UPPP😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
The best youtuber out there thank god for zoellas advent calendar I got to this man
that intro had me rollin' 🤣
lol
haha
This is imo one of the funniest vids youve ever done. One of my fave youtubers, keep up the great work!
Favorite RUclips channel
You are improving so much with your videos Jack! Probably one of the best ones yet.
The girl is definitely crazy in my opinion..but the hosts encouraging her behavior is crazier.lol
I'm feeling that same way, there's always people encouraging crazy.
This just gets better and better
Fiance leaves - feels presence - shags ghost - gets on tv
Yep this makes sense
"Get in the bin, you wet yoghurt" is my new favourite saying 😂😂
I love ectoplasm on my face.
Bespeon lovely Billie Eillish profile pic
Karen Jason thank you!!
Remember watching this while its was being aired and thinking that someone needed to do reaction vid to this and I’m glad it was you haha
1:27 DEADDDD😂😂😂😭😭😭 10/10 for the banter jack mateyyyy
You're actually one of the funniest guys alive Jack. Love it mate.
So she was cheating with her then boyfriend with a ghost
Is that technically cheating though? Or did it just look like she masturbated?
D0MiN0 dunno either way we need the source of her then boyfriend
I bet that guy looks at this and breathes a sigh of relief that he dodged this crazy train
Omg see what when I saw her on this morning I was so baffled so glad you did this it was very much needed
Must be a pretty pathetic ghost if he wanted to take her to Weston-super-Mare
Lightz I live in Weston super mare. You’re right. It’s a shithole here
Unless it was the ghost of Rik Mayall...
I've been waiting my whole life for this video
I’ve been single for 20 years but I’ve never been that desperate
Omg I seen this on this morning. Crazy lady. 😂
Jaack is hilarious with his priceless commentating.
the guys funny as fuuuck
ISNT SHAGGING GHOSTS JUST A WET DREAM ? 😂 IF SO I SHAG GHOSTS TOO 🥵❤️
LOOOL.. Hang on what
Will Ellis 😂😂 🍆 👻 x
I mean I wanna do it too!
Oh Jack, you're spoiling us with all these consistent uploads.
‘Wait that’s a pillow, that’s a pillow’
“Unless he’s writing books for Zoella” 🤣🤣😂😂
"Get in the bin you wet yoghurt"
I'm crying 😂😂 objectivly the best part of the video 😂😂
"Who you gonna call? Ghostfuckers!"
“As long as it’s not in the living room🤗..” lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😂
I'm glad you've got your mojo back Jacky boy! Loving the podcast too x
Bad Jokes are awesome! 11/10 please more
I'm here from Alex's channel, you were in one of his videos and you seemed cool! I'm subbed now, u are great!!
9:16 Bozac sounds like a brand of cough syrup! 😂
Just not the living room.... jaackmaate quotes making people's day
Was about to scroll past this video until I saw it was posted by jaackmate
These kind of videos you do are my faves