ASMR Loop: Massage Table Comparison - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @kcush8258
    @kcush8258 3 года назад +83

    He looks like Dave the Wendys guy

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  3 года назад +7

      I don't know how I never thought of that... but now that is ALL I can see. Michael Friedman is the Dave Thomas of Massage Tables!

    • @jakes1832
      @jakes1832 3 года назад +4

      Yess! Also looks like Warren Buffet who owns Dairy Queen. Conspiracy🤔

    • @Reddbeaver
      @Reddbeaver 2 года назад

      Sounds like him too, no cutting corners.

    • @sg696
      @sg696 8 месяцев назад

      His tables are always fresh and never frozen.

  • @Muggins92
    @Muggins92 4 года назад +143

    You won't see how great this video is just from the thumbnail.

    • @Goodperson32
      @Goodperson32 3 года назад +6

      This comment deserves more love

  • @nonameguy2092
    @nonameguy2092 4 года назад +115

    Proof that nothing is that simple, everything has its own science.

    • @loveadumb
      @loveadumb 4 года назад +7

      well put

    • @Matt-pu1sn
      @Matt-pu1sn 3 года назад +8

      So true, a vast majority of people forget this

    • @CannibalWHORE22
      @CannibalWHORE22 3 года назад +4

      Very true, I started working at a job that has me doing food samples. It’s a lot of work just to serve a 2 second bite.

  • @cinquedark5ivekamau800
    @cinquedark5ivekamau800 4 года назад +107

    Nothing more satisfying than someone taking pride in the quality of their work.

    • @daphne4983
      @daphne4983 3 года назад +3

      How about ciabatta with aioli?

  • @Seattleguy527
    @Seattleguy527 4 года назад +166

    “Let’s talk about upholstery.”
    FINALLY.

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  4 года назад +7

      lmao. You got me good on that. Thank you!

    • @mixedmedialife7916
      @mixedmedialife7916 4 года назад

      🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @MyBoomStick1
      @MyBoomStick1 8 месяцев назад +1

      This comment made me giggle uncontrollably next to my asleep girlfriend 😂

  • @killianhopkins
    @killianhopkins 4 года назад +113

    After watching this I can say two things about this man:
    1: He cares about the quality of his product
    2: He sure as shit doesn't fucking roll on Shabbos

    • @aeopmusic
      @aeopmusic 3 года назад +3

      Big Lebowski

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 3 года назад +2

      And his father never taught him how to tie a necktie

    • @killianhopkins
      @killianhopkins 3 года назад +3

      @@jefffawcett I don't know; a Half-Windsor on a club tie, over a plain white Savile collar. That Sir, is classic sur-mesure.

    • @plllot9713
      @plllot9713 Год назад

      shut up Donny, you're out of the loop!

  • @astriddragneel5196
    @astriddragneel5196 3 года назад +21

    My favorite quote so far: “God forbid you should be in heaven” 😂 (1:35)

  • @barryboos
    @barryboos 3 года назад +66

    TL;DR:
    - "Insist on a Master"
    - Normal massage tables GIVE YOU CANCER
    - 75 covers are never enough
    - The centre is the strongest part
    - AND NEVER trust a thumbnail.

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  3 года назад +1

      Perfect. I'm pinning this!

  • @andrefilipe9080
    @andrefilipe9080 3 года назад +25

    This is certainly my favorite unintentional video since it's one of the longest out there. You can play it and forget about it for a while. The part where he ignites the foam is probably the ASMR peak for me.

  • @zerodreaming
    @zerodreaming 2 года назад +26

    i love when he just casually tosses the equipment aside.

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  2 года назад +1

      YEET!

    • @lalalafalala
      @lalalafalala 9 месяцев назад

      lol why does he do this i need to know😂

  • @TheLadyKaz
    @TheLadyKaz 4 года назад +350

    I feel bad this gentleman and curtain lady never got the chance to join forces, but perhaps they would have become too powerful...

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  4 года назад +22

      ASMR Avengers!

    • @TheLadyKaz
      @TheLadyKaz 4 года назад +6

      ASSEMBLE!

    • @allisonday893
      @allisonday893 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexh2427
      @alexh2427 4 года назад

      Regardless, it would be absolutely thrilling, for me, to have you gently walk entirely barefoot, all over my face...

    • @Camila-vw8te
      @Camila-vw8te 4 года назад +12

      @@alexh2427 sometimes not commenting is ok🙏🙏

  • @jcorbett1168
    @jcorbett1168 3 года назад +46

    Did anybody else get so into the video that you were actually considering buying his table but then realized you’re not a massage therapist and just some person falling asleep?

  • @dollydrori
    @dollydrori 4 года назад +141

    It kills me how he chucks every piece he demonstrates...this guy is plenty excited 😁 😆

    • @MidwestTechAndGaming
      @MidwestTechAndGaming 4 года назад +3

      He loves to throw shit! lol

    • @Blueskybuffalo
      @Blueskybuffalo 4 года назад +11

      Someone needs to add a sound effect of glass breaking, cat screeching, etc. whenever he tosses something aside

    • @nyhyl
      @nyhyl 4 года назад +1

      How is this ASMR?

    • @Blueskybuffalo
      @Blueskybuffalo 4 года назад

      @@nyhyl no fun allowed

    • @williambarco3669
      @williambarco3669 4 года назад +3

      This guy is a prime example of what a good salesman is

  • @jefffawcett
    @jefffawcett 3 года назад +24

    I have to say from looking at his website they have an unbelievable number of styles and options and they don’t cost as much as I was imagining.

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  3 года назад +11

      I was thinking the same thing. Imagine seeing this video after you bought a cheaper alternative bc you wanted to save 50-100 bucks. Regretttt

    • @kukaliemikalie8157
      @kukaliemikalie8157 Год назад

      Same

  • @goldking7334
    @goldking7334 4 года назад +12

    One of, if not the best, asmr video ive watched recently

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  4 года назад

      Glad you enjoyed! 🙂

  • @alanna4858
    @alanna4858 4 года назад +21

    Love him his passion for his product is wonderful if I used these I’d only buy from this guy

  • @busterdescotti8874
    @busterdescotti8874 4 года назад +10

    This is lovely. My ASMR triggers are usually for older gentlemen describing and demonstrating things. There aren't many examples of it out there (except for Tim from Grand Illusions, of course!) Though he may not have the gentlest voice, this chap has a lovely energy about himself that did the job for me. Thanks very much for sharing.

    • @tarafoy9929
      @tarafoy9929 4 года назад +1

      Have u seen the video of the old Irish guy making a sandwich?? Think it'd be right up your street!

    • @joshuaphillips132
      @joshuaphillips132 2 года назад

      try "now, there's a job to be done". trust me so relaxing so amazing.

  • @teatray
    @teatray 3 года назад +46

    i came for asmr. i left with a massage table with a rubber corner upholstery and some very classy hinges.

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  3 года назад +3

      righttt? He could sell ice cubes to an Eskimo.

  • @gregmaxwell5552
    @gregmaxwell5552 3 года назад +5

    I now know way more about massage table engineering than I thought I would fuck off thumbnail no more!!!

  • @ConestogaCreek
    @ConestogaCreek 4 года назад +58

    Wow I realize now how much information I am not getting from thumbnails! Never again will I allow a thumbnail to sway my purchase decision.

    • @ptlutube
      @ptlutube 4 года назад

      Keep it in mind the next time you're in the market for a robust massage table.

    • @Modioman69
      @Modioman69 2 года назад

      Lol! I’m a year late but I too now won’t ever be fooled by such master tactics of deceit such as the villainous *THUMBNAIL*

  • @Yo_DynamoJoe
    @Yo_DynamoJoe 4 года назад +62

    It comes with - YEET

    • @vicklemiss
      @vicklemiss 4 года назад +1

      This really made me laugh 😆

    • @Bxtskul1l
      @Bxtskul1l 2 года назад

      This guy yeets more than the Key Bros!

  • @tasteetaste
    @tasteetaste 4 года назад +70

    As an engineer, this guy is right on

    • @AvengedCalling
      @AvengedCalling 4 года назад +6

      The way he talks about the competitor's broken face cradle is music to my industrial engineering ears.

    • @sudopudge
      @sudopudge Год назад

      How about the electromagnetic shielding on the heating wire...

  • @zerodreaming
    @zerodreaming 3 года назад +11

    I can't imagine any reason I will ever be in the market for a massage table, but if that day comes ... he''s got my business!

  • @timj6593
    @timj6593 Год назад +3

    It’s comforting to know that when my business is burning to the ground, I won’t have to worry about the foam in my super fantastic table.

  • @srsaiyan7740
    @srsaiyan7740 4 года назад +10

    "God forbid you are in heaven"🤣 well, never heard that one

  • @paulagusmao6587
    @paulagusmao6587 4 года назад +36

    I thought he was going to end the video lying on the floor along with everything else he threw on it.

  • @villevirtanen00
    @villevirtanen00 3 года назад +6

    At first I was like "what are you on about" but then I realised this is the good stuff

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  3 года назад +1

      At first it's like- this dude is nuts!... and then by then end- we've all ordered a Master Massage Table. lol

  • @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8
    @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8 4 года назад +36

    I'm woke to the massage table game now .

    • @melvinbrennaniii2355
      @melvinbrennaniii2355 3 года назад +10

      Right? Don't come at me with no non-brass, no felt, underthreaded knobs ever again...

  • @strawbarry7834
    @strawbarry7834 3 года назад +17

    one of the few asmr videos I actually *watch*. mainly because it's hilarious to watch him Hulking out on chair cushions and chucking parts all over the place lol.

  • @patricklinck3672
    @patricklinck3672 3 года назад +31

    If there’s 2 things I’m absolutely certain of:
    1. This dude hates thumbnails
    2. He also hates low quality massage tables

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 3 года назад +3

      I would love 😻 to be a gun company engineer & have this guy as the owner-CEO. Ohhh, we want high quality, top end materials? Products that last for years? ✅ more CEOs, mangers should be like mattress guy ...

  • @Unpluggedx89
    @Unpluggedx89 2 года назад +1

    This has been my go to for a month now

  • @jimlahey5798
    @jimlahey5798 4 года назад +22

    What a phenomenal salesman.

  • @jacklinkz
    @jacklinkz 4 года назад +20

    Remember the one video of the esoteric healing guy who stuffed his face pillow with paper towel? I bet his massage table was not up to this guys standards. If only there were a way of these two men meeting in the ASMR Universe

    • @mattmoves5920
      @mattmoves5920 4 года назад

      Best. Crossover. Ever.

    • @thesewingparlor
      @thesewingparlor 4 года назад +1

      Ah Saul! Scammers have crappy tables, the cheapskates!

    • @goldking7334
      @goldking7334 4 года назад

      @@thesewingparlor those mofos scam us and dont even scam us with the good stuff!

  • @fraenzchen85
    @fraenzchen85 3 года назад +8

    It is the very firt time i noticed, he's been sitting at a massage table not a desk the entire time.

  • @Muggins92
    @Muggins92 4 года назад +9

    The good stuff: Stays stable for years and years and years.
    The cheap stuff:
    *D* *I* *S* *I* *N* *T* *E* *G* *R* *A* *T* *E* *S*

    • @sirving1297
      @sirving1297 3 года назад +1

      Cheap Stuff: GIVES YOU CANCER, RUSTS AND MOLDS THEN KILLS YOU IN A FIRE.

  • @nannesoar
    @nannesoar Год назад +1

    Only a minute in and I can tell this guy is a spectacular salesman👌
    Seriously I just want to give him my money on principle

  • @Gubalicious
    @Gubalicious 4 года назад +6

    I love how this man talks! I was hoping for him to drop in some Yiddish... Oh well

  • @theoutcast9712
    @theoutcast9712 4 года назад +9

    This guy knows how to sell a table!

  • @cameronrosen6910
    @cameronrosen6910 2 года назад +8

    I’m a massage therapist, and a Jew. This guy is the real deal, and so are the products.

  • @TheLadyKaz
    @TheLadyKaz 4 года назад +8

    Get you a nemesis to hate the way this guy hates thumbnails.

  • @fuzion2003
    @fuzion2003 4 года назад +10

    I know he wanted to say, size matters 🤣🤣

  • @barryboos
    @barryboos 3 года назад +5

    I'm relaxing so much I can hardly work and I don't even have the terrific music video.

  • @kkownzor
    @kkownzor 4 года назад +24

    "The business end of the knob"

  • @patlafontaine6773
    @patlafontaine6773 3 года назад +5

    The good stuff dosen't give you cancer. Got it.

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  3 года назад +1

      just the way your face has always been, Pat!

    • @patlafontaine6773
      @patlafontaine6773 3 года назад +1

      @@ASMRLoopz Oh yeah, that's right. I showed you that tape from before the injury.

  • @deiteabylilmeer
    @deiteabylilmeer Год назад

    I love him! You can not see it from the thumbnaill... He's a legendary passionate gentleman.

  • @4gags
    @4gags 2 года назад +14

    Massage tables aren’t meant to be triangular…they’re meant to be rectangular, like a good field, a square field

    • @timburr4453
      @timburr4453 3 месяца назад +3

      and the entire body must remain within the table. There are lines...no limbs flailing outside the pitch. The substance must be on the table. Like boiled ham.

  • @crobj10
    @crobj10 4 года назад +21

    “God forbid you should be in heaven” 😂🤣

  • @zion9802
    @zion9802 3 года назад +3

    :Lights inferior foam on fire
    “See you can’t even put it out.”
    :Immediately puts it out
    “OK”

  • @jakes1832
    @jakes1832 3 года назад +3

    22:45 - 22:52 'come on guys would you rather get brain tumors and colon cancer from emr or pure bliss from a master.' "Hmm"

  • @El_Lu-Shin
    @El_Lu-Shin 4 года назад +2

    The only thing I know now is that i want one stool and a table, please. I'm sold. This man is good.

  • @villevirtanen00
    @villevirtanen00 3 года назад +9

    The real question is: Do you wanna buy a table with a properly made reiki panel, double thickness?

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  3 года назад +2

      I'll take 2 please

  • @Bladesmobile
    @Bladesmobile 3 года назад +11

    It’s the strongest widest massage table available
    It weighs a metric tonne and you’ll need to hire Andre the giant to carry it around for you
    But it’s good quality

  • @bobhill5429
    @bobhill5429 3 года назад +2

    So, the happy ending won't break the hinge. Nice!!!

  • @rebeccaanne8546
    @rebeccaanne8546 3 года назад +4

    He is very enthusiastic about his products

  • @patlafontaine6773
    @patlafontaine6773 3 года назад +3

    I enjoyed looking at the business end of you knob. Relaxing.

  • @kylecasey7010
    @kylecasey7010 3 года назад +6

    I want to buy a table from this guy.

  • @rchealy
    @rchealy Год назад +1

    When Mike and Curtain Lady met at a seedy Providence , RI bar, they had an indiscretion and Barry Eisen was born at 45 years old in 9 months

  • @TheAmbientUniverse
    @TheAmbientUniverse 4 года назад +1

    "Upholstery that emits tock-sick fyoomes, gonna give you cancer... You can't even put it out!" *gets extinguished right away*

  • @TheFlossyWitch
    @TheFlossyWitch 2 года назад +5

    I am a massage therapist and it is a good table

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  2 года назад +2

      Heck yeah! Im not a massage therapist but I kinda want one of his tables for funsies

    • @Bxtskul1l
      @Bxtskul1l 2 года назад

      @@ASMRLoopz They're actually reasonably priced!

  • @Dielonthug
    @Dielonthug 3 года назад +2

    I wish I would have looked at this video before. I bought a bad message table the other day but it has a hole in the center. I can't figure out what the hole is for.

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @alinicole9932
    @alinicole9932 4 года назад +2

    2:45-46 is the best part

  • @jamatoneblue
    @jamatoneblue 4 года назад +10

    "It won't even get more burny"

  • @JMB129
    @JMB129 3 года назад +6

    I'll take two dozen tables.

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  3 года назад +3

      your account has been billed accordingly.

  • @Uhnonimus
    @Uhnonimus 9 месяцев назад +1

    There’s no limit to the strength of that table , why is it not used is more commercial applications? Maybe as lifts ? Shoring for excavation? Bridges ? We need answers

  • @TheAcenightcreeper
    @TheAcenightcreeper 4 года назад +5

    Love his kippah...his energy, bootleg dave thomas

  • @kevinbutler2893
    @kevinbutler2893 3 года назад +15

    I wonder how this guy got into the massage table business. There’s gotta be a story there.

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 3 года назад +8

      The Jewish neighborhood and the Korean neighborhood were next to each other...

    • @kukaliemikalie8157
      @kukaliemikalie8157 Год назад +1

      ​@@jefffawcett 👌🏻 Perfect

  • @haazeMAX
    @haazeMAX Год назад +1

    I wanna go back and talk about OUR HINGES again.

  • @georgetsoutis4204
    @georgetsoutis4204 4 года назад +1

    Love the Pepsi GMT Master he’s wearing 😍

  • @kingyc8490
    @kingyc8490 3 года назад +1

    He's the only one who does that!!!

  • @judyhopps9380
    @judyhopps9380 4 года назад +10

    1 hour later
    "Erm that's all very good, but I just came in to ask if I could use the bathroom."

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  4 года назад +2

      I legit laughed out loud. Thank you! 🤣

  • @thomasskeffington4539
    @thomasskeffington4539 2 года назад +2

    If you’re going to make anything, make it the best. People will pay for the best. Buy cheap, buy twice.

  • @opterimuor1165
    @opterimuor1165 4 года назад +1

    Ahhh the famous massage table

  • @painzanillusion
    @painzanillusion 3 года назад +3

    "But wait, there's more"

  • @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz
    @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz 4 года назад +5

    “sexy feeling plastic.."

  • @PraisingWithFriends
    @PraisingWithFriends Год назад

    "God forbid you should be in heaven"...LOL

  • @Dinosaurs_and_Pirates
    @Dinosaurs_and_Pirates Год назад +1

    'half the thickness' * holds them next to each other and theyre the same thickness*

  • @stormblessed2321
    @stormblessed2321 2 года назад +2

    If you're thinking it's wasteful that he cut up those stool cushions, what do you think his yamaka is made out of?

  • @namegirl12
    @namegirl12 3 года назад +1

    omg normal audio

  • @carrnil
    @carrnil 3 года назад +1

    I think he's trying to sell us a table.

  • @Modioman69
    @Modioman69 2 года назад +2

    Me before this video: “Hmm what could this nice old fella be apologizing about I’m sure it’s fine.” Me one hour later : “Oh lmfao this guy hates cheap tables and thumbnails got it.” 🤣 Completely understandable he shouldn’t apologize, I mean those things can cause cancer after all and those cheap aluminum lined knobs can’t have that now can we.

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  2 года назад +1

      instructions unclear, I just bought 4 tables from him tho lol

    • @Modioman69
      @Modioman69 2 года назад

      @@ASMRLoopz lolol

  • @dauntae24
    @dauntae24 4 года назад

    How much wholesale?

  • @rayw2455
    @rayw2455 2 года назад +1

    Dude cut the arm cushions open with a switchblade 😮

  • @philmonk10
    @philmonk10 4 года назад +2

    You can’t see this on the thumbnail

  • @leeroy8936
    @leeroy8936 Год назад

    This would be great if it werent for the ads waking me up

  • @Luukster121
    @Luukster121 Год назад

    This guys watch game is on point

  • @Blueskybuffalo
    @Blueskybuffalo 2 года назад +2

    Unless you’re using products with electric wires running through it from 30+ years ago then you’re safe from EMR.

  • @DavidLLambertmobile
    @DavidLLambertmobile 3 года назад +1

    I'd hate to see this guy 👨🏻‍🍳 cooking in a kitchen! 😳

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  3 года назад +1

      stuff flying EVERYWHERE!

  • @Bxtskul1l
    @Bxtskul1l 2 года назад

    Such a dorky nerdy pillow

  • @ONELOVE-bk7tx
    @ONELOVE-bk7tx 9 месяцев назад

    Yes, Master Massage tables are good but speaking from experience their lightweight metal legs version table was not good. I really liked the table because it was so easy for me to carry around but unfortunately one of the legs buckled while I had a client on the table who weighed maybe 130 pounds. When it happened I thought maybe it was my error from not clicking the leg into place properly but then it happened again with a different client. They did not send me the correct replacement part. I bought a new "portable" table from them , wood legs and it is way too heavy for me to carry it to client's homes. It's brand new in my storage ..

  • @kickboxs77
    @kickboxs77 2 года назад

    If it is actually worth it making these tables this well, the work will show itself and the product will succeed. Gucci wouldn’t be Gucci if they didn’t start off by making the most durable, reliable pieces of travel luggage on the market.

  • @stevengruber57
    @stevengruber57 2 года назад

    I hate when I try to light the table during a massage and it catches fire. Need that melting foam!

  • @zerodreaming
    @zerodreaming 2 года назад +1

    he looks extra pink at 24:10

  • @EmpireOfTheBarnacle
    @EmpireOfTheBarnacle 4 года назад

    Excellent!

  • @notquiteatory971
    @notquiteatory971 2 года назад

    Any relation to Milton?

  • @brianfitch9030
    @brianfitch9030 2 года назад +2

    Some products just need an expert to point out the difference between well made and cheap crap. Well played sir.

  • @thelearicist
    @thelearicist 10 месяцев назад

    “God forbid you should be in heaven”
    If only christianity saw things this way😂

  • @TheRadiantSoap
    @TheRadiantSoap 4 года назад

    7:06 Th- this bitch empty. YEET

  • @stephendelgiorno6434
    @stephendelgiorno6434 4 года назад +2

    Switch blade salesman

  • @samanthagirikhanov2796
    @samanthagirikhanov2796 3 года назад +2

    “Over 1.5 inches is nowhere near 2 inches.” I mean if it says 2 it should be 2 but it is near 2.

    • @ASMRLoopz
      @ASMRLoopz  3 года назад +1

      those dag gum thumbnails!

  • @orpheusness2422
    @orpheusness2422 3 года назад +3

    God forbid you should be in heaven