Planet Zoo but I take cruelty to a new level

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @martinwolf7800
    @martinwolf7800 5 лет назад +6070

    Visitors: "I fear no man. But that thing..."
    *looks at red panda*
    "It scares me."

  • @groovygames3114
    @groovygames3114 5 лет назад +3953

    “I figured if I had an unlimited budget I could make a good zoo”
    Immediately buys a plate of blood and messes up glass placement

    • @donaldbeetlestone712
      @donaldbeetlestone712 5 лет назад +4

      Exactly...hi...btw...my 6073722767...

    • @P4T098
      @P4T098 5 лет назад +91

      Forget about that, he then made an "island" that violates every laws of physics

  • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
    @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 лет назад +3516

    As if basement cults and genocide weren’t cruel enough

    • @alvinatorjehosephat7777
      @alvinatorjehosephat7777 5 лет назад +33

      Mr Pickens its an honor to meet you lol

    • @krieglord573
      @krieglord573 5 лет назад +44

      Alvinator Jehosephat you DARE laugh at the dear Leader

    • @potatogames5410
      @potatogames5410 5 лет назад +13

      That isn't cruel at all!

    • @juan-carlosmilligan8192
      @juan-carlosmilligan8192 5 лет назад +18

      @@alvinatorjehosephat7777 HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO THE DEAR LEADER! YOU HAVEN'T EARNED THE RIGHT!!!

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 5 лет назад +10

      Nothing cruel about that, thats just how things should be.

  • @cameemoo
    @cameemoo 5 лет назад +1322

    "They like him, they really like him!"
    "Predation is occurring - what do you mean?"
    "Oh my god! Okay he's dead."
    A rollercoaster ride of emotions.

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 5 лет назад +1168

    “That’s a lotta corpses.” Exactly what you want to hear going to a zoo.

    • @foottoast4235
      @foottoast4235 5 лет назад +6

      Maybe Copenhagen zoo has a time machine and took notes from Kevin?

    • @Alexis-yd5wc
      @Alexis-yd5wc 3 года назад +2

      😂literally as soon as I finished reading this he said it

    • @lizard7553
      @lizard7553 3 года назад +2

      The animals have to get their food somehow.

  • @Thenoobestgirl
    @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +646

    Kevin: **places red panda with lions**
    Lions: **kill panda**
    Kevin: **surprised Pikachu face**

    • @kirboi363
      @kirboi363 3 года назад

      would like but it's at funny weed number

  • @roseofindigo7911
    @roseofindigo7911 5 лет назад +2905

    They aren't scared of Red Pandas in general, just that one because its Kevin's friend.

  • @nekomancer47
    @nekomancer47 5 лет назад +1119

    Flash forward years later to Kevin's child, Shih Tzu, in therapy:
    "It all started...when I was born..."

    • @katya261
      @katya261 5 лет назад +111

      "Both my parents failed to show up"

    • @connorlynn4182
      @connorlynn4182 5 лет назад +30

      Екатерина Гулецка so then I was raised by ocelots

    • @xxvaltielxx1789
      @xxvaltielxx1789 5 лет назад +30

      I legit want to see Kevin's grown up child reacting to Kevin's videos, at least these ones

    • @Jak-it
      @Jak-it 5 лет назад +1

      Fast*

    • @nekomancer47
      @nekomancer47 5 лет назад +3

      watchoutnwo nah, flash. Like "flash back" but the opposite. "Flash forward".

  • @yosojubo5392
    @yosojubo5392 5 лет назад +2638

    Kevin: *starts a zoo*
    Visitors: *chuckles* “I’m in danger”

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 лет назад +45

      Kevin: Does anything
      Everyone else: I’m in danger

    • @traci4232
      @traci4232 5 лет назад +4

      That sounds like Ralph wigum from the simpsons

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 5 лет назад +6

      I think I have a better one.
      Kevin: (starts zoo)
      Protestors: (start $h*t)
      Me: ("accidentally" releases bears and large cats among protestors) Oops! Well, at least they won't be hungry for a while. 😈

    • @CR-KAJ8
      @CR-KAJ8 5 лет назад +2

      You gotta appreciate those sims that run away from Jim Pickens, the bonobos weren't so lucky.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 лет назад +3

      Kevin in charge of a zoo would lead to the visitors being eaten by the animals.

  • @kelseymonaghan8749
    @kelseymonaghan8749 5 лет назад +893

    “I’m having a battle royale with the animals.”
    “a jobs a job”

  • @MrSnuggleLP
    @MrSnuggleLP 5 лет назад +422

    I love how it went from
    „Let‘s build a normal zoo“
    to
    „Let‘s make a giant battle royale to find out who is the true king of the animals“

    • @PositivelyNice
      @PositivelyNice 5 лет назад +4

      MrSnuggle that’s why I watch Kevin. hahaha.

    • @lord__pasta
      @lord__pasta 5 лет назад +4

      Hakuna Matata.
      It means no worries.
      For the rest of your few days.
      It's our problem fee.
      Dead animal meat.
      Hakuna matata.

  • @icecranberry2148
    @icecranberry2148 5 лет назад +547

    Imagine going to a zoo that is free and you're like: "No, that is underpriced!"

    • @fried_infant895
      @fried_infant895 4 года назад +22

      IceCranberry my guess is that it’s because the are going “hey how are you supposed to take care of the animals if we can’t pay you”

    • @Gb-dg9pp
      @Gb-dg9pp 4 года назад +2

      Yee- Haw yeah

    • @gimnasiayvino
      @gimnasiayvino 4 года назад +28

      @@fried_infant895 I don't think anyone is that considerate lol

    • @pato6738
      @pato6738 4 года назад +20

      I think that´s just like the short way of saying "if it´s underpriced, a lot of people come and it becomes literally unwalkable"

    • @vividesiles3763
      @vividesiles3763 3 года назад +3

      There's one in my city and yes people are complaining

  • @arimo6204
    @arimo6204 5 лет назад +232

    Kevin: puts red panda in Lions habitat
    Also Kevin: No My FaVoRiTe AniMaL! GeT hiM oUt Of ThErE

  • @Samus7000
    @Samus7000 5 лет назад +1404

    There was no zoom along with “my name is Kevin” I feel betrayed

    • @berpipo
      @berpipo 5 лет назад +122

      at least "but" is in the title.

    • @anhtran9073
      @anhtran9073 5 лет назад +15

      agree I was mildlyinfuriated

    • @deepshooter6950
      @deepshooter6950 5 лет назад +10

      but there was
      zoo

    • @Trupiato
      @Trupiato 5 лет назад +24

      There is no zoom during 'bye for now' either :c

    • @FoxGoalie
      @FoxGoalie 5 лет назад +5

      I pressed "j" to go back and check if I missed it, as well!

  • @chronicdepression8918
    @chronicdepression8918 5 лет назад +584

    Kevin: "If you wanna come in and protest you gotta give me 200$ and fund my shenanigans"
    also Kevin: *Blizzard* *Entertainment*

    • @ottiliaottilia
      @ottiliaottilia 5 лет назад +38

      That was the funniest shit ever

    • @JerryDKlee
      @JerryDKlee 5 лет назад +9

      One reason i had to stop man it was like a bad drug glad kevin showed everyone that part lol

    • @TommyTurtle77
      @TommyTurtle77 4 года назад +2

      You mean EA

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 4 года назад +1

      IMAXER I’m pretty sure they mean blizzard.

    • @TommyTurtle77
      @TommyTurtle77 4 года назад

      The worst camp camp memes ever oh yeah I was joking

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 лет назад +154

    "What defeats a lion?"
    Negligence.

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 5 лет назад +685

    Game: "Ok Kevin, build a zoo"
    Kevin: *builds a village*
    Game: "WTF Kevin?"
    Kevin: "Grognak is hungry."

  • @buddyboythe5393
    @buddyboythe5393 5 лет назад +118

    Every game in 2019: “we need an battle royale
    Planet zoo: “we are not going to make a battle royale”
    Kevin: “Fine. I’ll do it my self”

  • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
    @rockercaterrorencountered4924 5 лет назад +55

    I never thought I'd hear the phrase "I think I got sold a faulty giraffe."

  • @constantinestamp5740
    @constantinestamp5740 5 лет назад +617

    Me: starts video
    Kevin: HeS TaKiNg My BeAr

  • @TheJeffreyFF
    @TheJeffreyFF 5 лет назад +35

    “You wouldn’t have to have 2 signs like gorilla and dead gorilla, you could just say “dead gorillas”
    Oh lord my sides

  • @Darkovika
    @Darkovika 5 лет назад +267

    That island actually made me cry laughing like I’m dying of my god

    • @carlesbarkley8573
      @carlesbarkley8573 Год назад +1

      Lol same I lost it, he somehow made a goose in attempt to make an island

  • @svinjamaria
    @svinjamaria 5 лет назад +90

    *"THEY AREN'T DANGEROUS THEY'RE ADORABLE!"*

  • @kkadslv
    @kkadslv 5 лет назад +198

    "It means no worries for the rest of your days"
    Laughed with actual tears starting from that part, amazing Kevin, well done

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +11

      It's cute of him to assume they'd even live to experience plural days...

    • @erykoman1237
      @erykoman1237 5 лет назад +6

      For their entire 0 days of being alive.

    • @lord__pasta
      @lord__pasta 5 лет назад +2

      Hakuna Matata.
      It means no worries.
      For the rest of your few days.
      It's our problem fee.
      Dead animal meat.
      Hakuna matata.

  • @tritonneptune-benner872
    @tritonneptune-benner872 5 лет назад +61

    Kevin: "why are you all protesting give me a chance! "
    *looks over at a gorilla in a pen in a box*

  • @wraithflowers
    @wraithflowers 5 лет назад +54

    "i thought about it for weeks and figured out where i went wrong. it was the budget." yeah, kevin. the budget is where you went wrong. and the bear that was snatched from you agrees.

  • @kirstypickering3617
    @kirstypickering3617 5 лет назад +92

    “I’ll just get a hippo”
    *Horiffic flashbacks*

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 5 лет назад +56

    11:14
    Panda: pretty fast
    Lion: Light speed activated

  • @Somebodyelse141
    @Somebodyelse141 5 лет назад +33

    Kevin: *puts red panda in an enclosure with lions
    Also Kevin: my favorite animal, slain

  • @askscene8485
    @askscene8485 5 лет назад +128

    man runs for his life with his last portions of food and things necessary to survive.
    Kevin: *WhERe'S hE gOInG? He'S tAkiNG mY bEaR!*

  • @Thenoobestgirl
    @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +63

    "I think this zoo was an enormous success!"
    Your animals would beg to differ...
    RIP Red Dead Panda

    • @anonthe-third2367
      @anonthe-third2367 5 лет назад +15

      Next episode - Red Dead Panda Redemption

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +2

      @@anonthe-third2367 where Kevin redeems himself for betraying his favorite animal

  • @brianyismymiddlename1566
    @brianyismymiddlename1566 4 года назад +28

    There’s one thing I’ve never understood about games like this - why do people complain that tickets are ‘underpriced’? Like if I turned up to a theme park and it was free entry, I assure you I would NOT be complaining.

    • @griffinsummoner
      @griffinsummoner 25 дней назад

      Crowding is the only thing I can think of. "There's too many people. Higher prices would limit crowd size!"
      Yeah, right. Tell that to Disney.

    • @brianyismymiddlename1566
      @brianyismymiddlename1566 24 дня назад

      @@griffinsummoneroh I suppose that makes sense. As a customer I wouldn’t think of that sort of thing but I guess other people might.
      Oh by the way, congrats on finding and replying to a comment of mine from 4 years ago - it’s appreciated 😅

  • @TickledPicklesYo
    @TickledPicklesYo 5 лет назад +103

    That Blizzard reference went largely underappreciated but i got a laugh out of it

  • @benabramson8468
    @benabramson8468 5 лет назад +63

    “They love him they love him!” “Predatation occurring?” *what*

  • @jones4106
    @jones4106 5 лет назад +15

    For all that Kevin said he liked red pandas, I thought he was going to give it preferential treatment and, like, a good home just to rub it in all the other animals' faces, throw some salt into their many, many wounds, but no
    Nope
    Even being liked by Kevin doesn't save you from Kevin

  • @iLolipop
    @iLolipop 5 лет назад +642

    oh god, the giraffe just dropping dead after being placed in the habitat made me cry laughing.

    • @galatejq92
      @galatejq92 5 лет назад

      @@UnauthorizedRosin ??

    • @absolutew33b
      @absolutew33b 4 года назад +7

      @@UnauthorizedRosin I see you're a person of culture as well.

    • @joofn2803
      @joofn2803 4 года назад +4

      13:54

    • @graceholbert2126
      @graceholbert2126 3 года назад +5

      He was just taking a shortcut to the inevitable conclusion

    • @easypete3630
      @easypete3630 3 года назад

      @@UnauthorizedRosin what is his pfp

  • @thelightsilent
    @thelightsilent 5 лет назад +42

    "I think I got sold a faulty giraffe" LMAO!

  • @BooksToAshes
    @BooksToAshes 5 лет назад +123

    Normal Zoo: Where humans go to view animals within safely confined enclosures
    Kevin makes a zoo: Where humans go to be enclosed with animals where the front sign says "It has been 000 days since our last park incident"

  • @melrenee5416
    @melrenee5416 5 лет назад +24

    “That’s a lot of corpses”
    This could honestly describe most every video Kevin makes

  • @char8882
    @char8882 5 лет назад +22

    1:43
    "I dont actually know what im doing, things are going bad really fast"
    - cut to Kevin looking distraught at his physics-defying island

  • @TortoiseBlaster
    @TortoiseBlaster 5 лет назад +20

    8:23
    There's something about not putting in too many male lions,
    But I'd be *lion* if I said I cared.
    *Another great pun by Kevin*

    • @echo_echo8732
      @echo_echo8732 5 лет назад

      I really loved that one!!!😂🤣😂🤣

  • @candiedskull9841
    @candiedskull9841 5 лет назад +19

    "Why are they dyinn-ng?!" *doesn't put food in most of the pens*

  • @yungshamwow9231
    @yungshamwow9231 5 лет назад +162

    Kevin: Let me torture these poor animals
    PETA: Hmmmmmmm

    • @ev3613
      @ev3613 5 лет назад +2

      "I'm bout to end this man's whole career"

    • @ItsHaisho
      @ItsHaisho 5 лет назад +13

      Not like they can do anything about it. PETA is Kevin, but in real life.

    • @kanrafingerguns
      @kanrafingerguns 5 лет назад +17

      PETA feels challenged

    • @dweebicusmaximus
      @dweebicusmaximus 5 лет назад +8

      “Hm. Not enough dog murder. Kill more dogs and cats.”

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 5 лет назад +2

      PETA: put em down boys

  • @theartist3825
    @theartist3825 5 лет назад +8

    This is exactly what I would do as a child when I played Zoo Tycoon 2, and just like back then, the lions always win. The only difference being I gave the animals the entire zoo space and not just one pen.

  • @Blasckk
    @Blasckk 5 лет назад +21

    1:55 "Ever since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I shall do the next best thing: block it out."

  • @yeahoksure1406
    @yeahoksure1406 5 лет назад +3

    10:24
    Kevin: That's just a small hippo! I wanted a big one!
    *ROAR*
    Ok yeah.
    😂😂

  • @yasssg8897
    @yasssg8897 5 лет назад +183

    Nobody:
    No one at all:
    Kevin: why are you two fighting when I gave you a dog to kill?

    • @syds8752
      @syds8752 5 лет назад +3

      🙄

    • @tychoschenkels7841
      @tychoschenkels7841 5 лет назад +9

      the nobody things ruin the joke

    • @galatejq92
      @galatejq92 5 лет назад +4

      Do you have Internet explorer or why do you still use this meme?

  • @advancetotabletop5328
    @advancetotabletop5328 7 месяцев назад

    6:00 : Kevin says feck except when it comes to hippos. Now he‘s serious. Thanks for the video!

  • @groovygames3114
    @groovygames3114 5 лет назад +30

    “I don’t know what I’m doing when playing these games”
    No Kevin, you mean all games

  • @GabbyIsFine
    @GabbyIsFine 5 лет назад +8

    I just added this to my wishlist on steam, and then Kevin uploads like 20 minutes later. Fecking mole people living in my walls feeding Kevin personal information.

  • @sunoosdimples
    @sunoosdimples 5 лет назад +101

    I saw the notification for this video. I just thought:
    "Aww s*it. Here we go again."
    And also: just imagine seeing an elephant shagging a red panda...

    • @xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe
      @xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe 5 лет назад +2

      You ever watch ‘Grimsby’, in my head I’ve just replaced Mark Strong with a red panda. It’s quite the mental image I tell ya

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +3

      I'd pass, thanks tho.

  • @CHNOPS1000
    @CHNOPS1000 5 лет назад +15

    As a Biologist, I can say that this is accurate

  • @potatogames5410
    @potatogames5410 5 лет назад +51

    "You might pay with your life though!"
    Anything to see a battle royale. Even if it is the last thing I see!

  • @IndigoZacc
    @IndigoZacc 5 лет назад +11

    "They like him! They really like him- Predation is occuring?"
    They liked the way he tastes.

  • @reiwire_
    @reiwire_ 5 лет назад +3

    13:10 everything turned into Madagascar real quick

  • @mel0dicHarp
    @mel0dicHarp Месяц назад +1

    Kevin’s refusal to pause even when chaos is occurring is stressing me out 😂

  • @zedzadic
    @zedzadic 5 лет назад +76

    There was no zoom on a random thing when he said "My name is Kevin".
    Unacceptable. Fix this.

  • @juneconnell-sahin1761
    @juneconnell-sahin1761 4 года назад +5

    6:59 the quarantine message really hits different now

  • @ArcadeMarx
    @ArcadeMarx 5 лет назад +15

    1:45 "ok guys..."this is the very first time i've ever heard kevin call us"guys"

  • @kennadelagrave1170
    @kennadelagrave1170 5 лет назад +2

    i swear, that cut to Kevin’s attempt at an island is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. i have absolutely no idea how he did that and that makes it even better

  • @potatogames5410
    @potatogames5410 5 лет назад +49

    "I think I accidentally made a village"
    Hate when that happens

  • @riddle7911epic
    @riddle7911epic 5 лет назад +3

    A cameo by Killian at 3:30. Nice!!!

  • @fenixwulfheart454
    @fenixwulfheart454 5 лет назад +10

    When Kevin thinks there are a lot of corpses, you know things are getting serious

  • @HilariouslyScary
    @HilariouslyScary 5 лет назад +9

    "That's a lot of corpses." yup, that pretty much sums up all of Kevin's content.

  • @Robyamdam
    @Robyamdam 5 лет назад +9

    i like that Kevin always uploads in the evening. It always makes my day a little better

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +5

      Kevin's upload schedule is the only stable thing in my life 🙄

    • @echo_echo8732
      @echo_echo8732 5 лет назад

      So true, so true!!!

  • @schoo9256
    @schoo9256 5 лет назад +2

    Planet Zoo but Kevin is putting 'but' in the titles again and we love it. Edit: this was one of the best ones in a while, I love it when Kevin plays games that are focused around creating things and then seeing what happens.

  • @AaronBayette
    @AaronBayette 3 года назад +4

    People laugh at Kevin for this, but I can easily relate due to how stressful this game can be.

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu 2 года назад +1

      Wait. Is it? It's one of the most relaxing games I know! 😅 Seriously, building games are just for pure enjoyment.

  • @angela_jx
    @angela_jx Год назад +1

    I can’t believe you set up a literal cage match between animals with electric fences in a game about animal conservation lmaoo

  • @adamc2957
    @adamc2957 5 лет назад +11

    "If I had an unlimited budget"
    That's all I needed to hear.

  • @despinhabarda
    @despinhabarda 5 лет назад +1

    Kevin: I need to make an island
    *~proceeds to make a post-modern incredible eco-sculpture.*
    I get the feeling Kevin is an
    unappreciated genius and not even him knows about it.

  • @Epicwolfgirl
    @Epicwolfgirl 5 лет назад +4

    Kevin: my favorite animal is the red panda!
    Also Kevin: *puts the red panda with the lion*

  • @Robocopnik
    @Robocopnik 2 года назад +1

    The reason bonobos don't hold up well in a battle royale is probably because they're lovers, not fighters. Like, they get it on A LOT.

  • @dancooper2064
    @dancooper2064 5 лет назад +5

    KilianExperience: uploads for first time in a month
    kevin: i love red pandas!
    Coincidence? I think not.

  • @moraeab420
    @moraeab420 3 года назад +2

    Keven : finds Innocent game Keven : abuses animals

  • @JazminesSim
    @JazminesSim 5 лет назад +8

    "Just sitting there like a moody bastard" well damn i feel attacked.
    Btw this is video like ten or something, could you please do a full christmas album? You have the voice of wonderful person even if you are not.

  • @rohankishibe3696
    @rohankishibe3696 5 лет назад +1

    Please continue these types of videos. Your videos make my day for some time i don't have to worry about my life and genuinely laugh.

  • @brandontheknight4672
    @brandontheknight4672 5 лет назад +5

    12:08 just look at the Giraffe in the back

  • @The_Nightsong
    @The_Nightsong 5 лет назад +1

    my god, I cried at the end from laughter!! But I couldn't help but smile at the lion-cub!!

  • @Unprotected1232
    @Unprotected1232 5 лет назад +23

    Next time on callmekevin:
    The dear leader feeds christians to lions.

    • @katsucandy
      @katsucandy 5 лет назад +2

      Aaaahhhhh feels like the Roman empire all over again. Beautiful

    • @jeremy5602
      @jeremy5602 5 лет назад +1

      Then The Dear Leader shuts their hungry mouths and saves the Christians from being eaten
      Only to throw them into a lake and watch them drown

  • @MeshMwah
    @MeshMwah Год назад +1

    The beginning 😂 "he's running away with my bear"

  • @smore5970
    @smore5970 5 лет назад +5

    You know Kevin? I'd enjoy an actual series about this game! I think it'd be interesting.

  • @allisonfitzmaurice6948
    @allisonfitzmaurice6948 5 лет назад +2

    Kevin: Why are you already protesting? At least give me a chance...
    Me:.....to ruin everything

  • @NeonColorsxx
    @NeonColorsxx 5 лет назад +5

    Shih Zoo Special Event:
    Watch two gorillas rip a dog to shreds- tickets are free!

  • @specialkayah
    @specialkayah 5 лет назад +1

    Laughing before I've even clicked the video. That smile in the thumbnail is so enthusiastic for creulty.

  • @danyhocine
    @danyhocine 5 лет назад +4

    HE DID NOT ZOOM RADOMLY WHEN HE SAID "MY NAME IS KEVIN" !
    THE END IS NEAR.

  • @ramonerobinson9157
    @ramonerobinson9157 8 месяцев назад +1

    “Dude I bet a hippo could fuck em up! “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dicti0nary_
    @dicti0nary_ 5 лет назад +3

    Kevin: They just keep dropping dead.
    Also Kevin: forgets to feed them.

  • @08mlascelles
    @08mlascelles 5 лет назад

    I don't usually like gaming channels, but Kevin just breaks games in such a charmingly sadistic fashion that I became addicted. His videos are simultaneously massively disturbing to watch, and also utterly delightful! I applaud you sir and all that you do!

  • @cheripotato
    @cheripotato 5 лет назад +4

    Kevin: starts a zoo
    *PETA has been contacted*

  • @LuckyMedic101
    @LuckyMedic101 5 лет назад

    3:01
    Kevin made the sickest burn of 2019 and only a fraction of the world is gonna know about it.
    Bless this man.

  • @ChickenRieder
    @ChickenRieder 5 лет назад +4

    10:00 what the FECK did he just said there?

  • @medicaebasil1482
    @medicaebasil1482 5 лет назад +1

    Investors: “We want you to make a zoo people will enjoy with lots of happy animals”
    Kevin: “No, I don’t think I will”

  • @bolamatyp
    @bolamatyp 5 лет назад +9

    "Come to my zoo, ist free. You may pay with your Life tho."
    Does that mean, my life is worthless?

    • @dinolandra
      @dinolandra 5 лет назад

      Life has no inherent worth

    • @livymiso
      @livymiso 4 года назад +1

      @@dinolandra tell that to people who get inheritance

    • @ArcanistShion
      @ArcanistShion 4 года назад

      @@livymiso he means life itself, that is are existence is needless.

  • @hannahmuench9963
    @hannahmuench9963 5 лет назад +1

    Kevin please play Jade Empire! There's great dialogue choices and it actually effects how NPCs treat you. Also such a good game!

  • @sarahbengston2813
    @sarahbengston2813 5 лет назад +3

    I got a Beyblade add before this and I had a genuine moment of wondering why Kevin’s Minecraft horse was being advertised.

  • @eypick6987
    @eypick6987 5 лет назад +2

    Honestly, I’d love to see Kevin do a normal play through of this. The career is pretty bizarre

  • @andrewb3760
    @andrewb3760 5 лет назад +8

    Imagine if graystillplays and call me Kevin played a co-op game together

  • @sofh784
    @sofh784 4 года назад +2

    For some reason this gives me mad anxiety like THE ZOO ISN'T FUNCTIONING THE ZOO NEEDS TO FUNCTION AHH
    But also very funny

  • @shillawolf4686
    @shillawolf4686 5 лет назад +8

    "Thats a lot of corpses"
    - callmekevin 2019

  • @andrewhickinbottom1051
    @andrewhickinbottom1051 5 лет назад

    13:10 - "i just wanted to get rid of the water cos i couldnt see some of the bodies". Great episode!