@No Go Why exactly wouldn't it work in America, I hear this excuse often and have yet to hear an explanation as to WHY it wouldn't, besides less profit for rich people, and personally I'd rather wait hours for a broken arm then go into debt because of it, and afaik those people going to america for better treatment are the ones with enough money to AFFORD the better treatment, as in wealthy people
@No Go Yeah, fuck everyone who needs actually decent healthcare in America too if it means other human beings you specifically don't like in the process get fucked over, that's what's important ! /s lmao
@@ammwalks13 In games like this Kevin is the ultimate god. Having recptionist and bathrooms on the opposite sides of the building. How does he sleep at night?
this game is essentially 'theme hospital' remade and now i feel old for knowing this edit: just found out that the old developers from bullfrog that made theme hospital made this game and my childhood is really happy :)
I was thinking the same thing. I thought, "OOOHHHHH Light-Headed... I should have guessed." But then Kevin comes in a minute later realizing it, so I guess we're in the clear.
I wish Kevin was a soccer (or futbol) commentator. Kevin the Commentator: "Hello, my name is Kevin and welcome back to the match between...... Actually, I don't know the team names, so I'll just call them after their jersey color. So, the yellow team vs the blue team! The score is one nothing, blue team leading. " Kevin (54th minute): "Yellow Number 12 approaching the goal, and he scores! Wow, what a feckin communist, always trying to equalize things." *USSR MUSIC* Kevin (68th minute): "What is number 12 doing? He just feckin threw himself on the ground! Christ Almighty, he flops more often than the pancake I ate this morning." Kevin (76th minute): "And yet another foul from Blue team's 7! He just slide tackled the back of Yellow Number 12's legs, like: 'This is what you feckin get for being a communist.'"
It was made by the people who made Theme Hospital, but they don't own the rights to the name (Bullfrog does). Hence the tongue-in-cheek name of the game and the company (Two Point, as in Theme Hospital Two Point Zero)
Dude go to a hospital in any major American city, not only do they charge you 10's of thousands of dollars you still have to wait hours and hours to get served
I was feeling really shit and kind of lonely cuz I managed to stay up till 5:30 and I haven't done that in awhile... and I saw this video of yours I haven't seen in awhile and it cheered me up. it's making me stay up later to watch it but at least I feel better about myself
I played Theme Hospital for soooo long. I love your channel and not only was I excited for your next vid but to see that there's an upgraded version of a game I enjoy. Win win!
Not a very reassuring name for the patients. Patient: "Who is this wing named after?" Doctor: "Some guy who became paralyzed during a car accident, and after that, eaten alive by zombies." Patient: ...
this game reminded me to an old game called ThemeHospital, so I looked it up for the nostalgia, and it turns out this is its "spiritual sequel" (according to Wikipedia). Since it was kind of popular back then, maybe that's why this one got so much attention. Watching this video brought back soooo many memories! I remember the silly illness, how I used to fill the offices with plants, and the creepy intros that gave me nightmares sdfghjkl . Anyways, loved this vid kev, keep it up!
Ahh I remember when I was diagnosed with Freddie mercuridos I was traumatized when the news came to me My mama threatened to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger
so i had a headache and stress is hitting me so hard cuz of my projects but your videos made my day :) keep up your videos funny and enjoyable thanks kevin. peace out
first hilariously wrong decision that's probably going to cause havoc occurs literally 20secs into the video. god i love you and your videos kevin pls never stop creating
How Kevin's hospital goes
Patient: Tell me doc is it bad
Doctor: wait I'm a doctor
LOL
Cool dude Not Jim Pickens says you
I nearly died
No seriously that is funny af
Eh...
No.
When your janitor is more qualified than all your medical staff
Shit's gotta be clean man.
Except your hands when you go to the bathroom of course.
Janitors are the doctors of buildings.
Iq 900
Then your like sheeeet
Freddie Mercury-itis?
Goddamnit, Kev, I thought you were a doctor!
Dont you know Freddie Mercury Poisoning when you see it?
Kitnightly Haha I know right. I was wondering why he didn't get it.
@@OnlyNobodyAtHome
Shit, that's actually the pun? Well, damn, I'm a natural-born doctor.
I thought it was just aids.
You numpty, that's not Freddie Mercury Poisoning, it's getting treated by a psychiatrist, not a pharmacy. Clearly they are Mercurial.
I just sometimes feel like... Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
For me...
For me!
8:38 I dont know anything other than the fact that we dont deserve you Kevin. You are the best, honestly.
"You know what? Everything's expensive." Congrats, you've made the American healthcare system in a video game.
@No Go The taxes with that fucking sucks.
@No Go I mean, it works for pretty much the ENTIRE REST OF THE FIRST WORLD, in some form or another, at least as far as I know
@No Go Why exactly wouldn't it work in America, I hear this excuse often and have yet to hear an explanation as to WHY it wouldn't, besides less profit for rich people, and personally I'd rather wait hours for a broken arm then go into debt because of it, and afaik those people going to america for better treatment are the ones with enough money to AFFORD the better treatment, as in wealthy people
@No Go Yeah, fuck everyone who needs actually decent healthcare in America too if it means other human beings you specifically don't like in the process get fucked over, that's what's important ! /s lmao
No Go We have a l i e n s in America? Well ya learn something new every day! I think the “aliens” should get free healthcare too.
title should have been:
"Two point Hospital but I'm the sick one"
Dan OMG I thought the same 😂
Oleg Lubenskiy WE FOUND ONE BOYS
Dan yes I thought the same 😂😂
Lost opportunity lol
Wow the spam bot got deleted
Also
The tutorial man looks *suspiciously* like Jim Pickens
Diamond Appendix * Game theory theme plays *
Thats just a theory, a Jim theory
Oshu AAAAAAND Capture santa
Dish Soap Lol
Exactly what I was thinking! Would explain a lot XD
this wasn't a hospital this is a never ending restaurant with health care
You forgot the quotes around 'health care'...or maybe the term 'alleged'.
They need chewable meds..
I don't think a kevin restaurant can save lives)
Oh, by the way kev, the guys dressed like Freddy mercury, I’m pretty sure they had mercury poisoning.
r/bruh
Its beeen 3 minutes and ive already laughed out loud 5 times. Sir I think your horrible hospital just cured my depression
Technically it's a decent hospital then?
I hope you're doing better!
That Queen reference was gold
In his defense, he was under pressure.
Now that is a pun.
If Kevin kills a Freddie, he'd be the Killer of Queen.
@@IamaPERSON we all live in a yellow submarine tho
@@IamaPERSON but we should just let it be
Kevin your videos are god tier, but only cause you choose who lives and dies.
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story?
@@toric.7732 Let me tell you what I wish I'd know when I was young and dreamed of glory?
*you have no control who lives who dies who tells your storyyyy*
@@ammwalks13 In games like this Kevin is the ultimate god. Having recptionist and bathrooms on the opposite sides of the building. How does he sleep at night?
@@referablesauce he is a true hero and deserves like ten medals
The Nogla comparison made me laugh! You two are amazing
I nogla fan
It's because of Ireland
They’re my 2 fav utubers
who gave Kevin this job, he"ll make it a graveyard
Jim Pickens had to give someone the job after he bought the hospital out with his painting money.
8:25 Everybody after they've seen Bohemian Rhapsody
they cloned freddie and gave him depression
this game is essentially 'theme hospital' remade and now i feel old for knowing this
edit: just found out that the old developers from bullfrog that made theme hospital made this game and my childhood is really happy :)
I loved theme hospital!
I played it when i was small. Even my grandma played it. Love it
Not all of them i think?
I love how it even has the same woman's voice from the original as the announcer
@@pey666 "patients are reminded not to die in the corridor"
It took him way too long to figure out lightheadedness.
I didn't get it until he said it.
Also De-Lux clinic.
Get it?
Lmao i didn't get it either
Two Point Hospital but placebo is the only cure.
it took me longer than it should have to get why they had lightbulb heads
edit: its ok it took kevin longer lol
I was thinking the same thing. I thought, "OOOHHHHH Light-Headed... I should have guessed." But then Kevin comes in a minute later realizing it, so I guess we're in the clear.
Oh my god I didn't realize that until o read your comment i-
I got it as soon as I saw the lightbulb dude.
I wonder how many people caught "bulbous heads" and "De Lux clinic".
Honestly I thought it was a censorship method and the patient somehow lost their head but lived..
Me: There's nothing could go wrong in hospital building game!
Kevin: Hold my beer
Weru no it’s hold my scotch
Who would say theres nothing that can go wrong in a hospital game? That doesnt work here it makes no sense, so many things could go wrong lol
Where was your profile picture from?
You Should have hired *Dr Jan Itor*
Thank you for this comment lol
“No money, no treatment.”
Must be America
KestrelDC freedoms isn’t free, and neither is your right to basic health care apparently
Well with wait times of over 50 days for emergencies, I was thinking it was probably Canada.
ooph
Well the patients didn’t have to wait 6 months for treatment so we know it’s not Europe or Canada either.
O O O F
Two point hospital but Kevin is the problem for the cancer
*Two Point Hospital but Kevin is the leading cause of Cancer*
Kevin's hospital is still better than the American healthcare system
Thanks Obama!
But not as superior as the Canadian health system
British is free!
@@redacted1004 cause of course
@@floridasoothesmysoul ..If you think it was all one persons fault who was only recently in power you have the mind of a child on such matters.
I just realised that the task to get toilets is called “Charlie Work” and that’s a delightfully specific reference.
I wish Kevin was a soccer (or futbol) commentator.
Kevin the Commentator: "Hello, my name is Kevin and welcome back to the match between...... Actually, I don't know the team names, so I'll just call them after their jersey color. So, the yellow team vs the blue team! The score is one nothing, blue team leading. "
Kevin (54th minute): "Yellow Number 12 approaching the goal, and he scores! Wow, what a feckin communist, always trying to equalize things." *USSR MUSIC*
Kevin (68th minute): "What is number 12 doing? He just feckin threw himself on the ground! Christ Almighty, he flops more often than the pancake I ate this morning."
Kevin (76th minute): "And yet another foul from Blue team's 7! He just slide tackled the back of Yellow Number 12's legs, like: 'This is what you feckin get for being a communist.'"
Eric Chung It's football. Not futball.
Haha futball 😂😂
how the fuck did you get form football to futbol
Radu That’s the Spanish word for “football”. Lots of people use it.
Thank you, madeline bell.
Last time i was this early Kenny was alive 😭
_BadKarma-fr_ that depressing
Oh.
Well.
That made me sad.
Same bro
*I C R I S A D*
*oof*
Save me Kevin!
Two Point Hospital feels like a Bullfrog game.
Not sure higher praise than that exists.
Yeah it looks just like theme hospital
Its made by the same people they just made it look better
hassmanSMO ahh. Makes sense.
It was made by the people who made Theme Hospital, but they don't own the rights to the name (Bullfrog does). Hence the tongue-in-cheek name of the game and the company (Two Point, as in Theme Hospital Two Point Zero)
I Litrally just said that. Even the voice over is the same lady! Haha
Omg loved Freddie Mercury lol
Nanda Neves ME TO YAY
Bit random
Ay Oh
Isn't Mercury in lightbulbs? That must be why so many of them became Freddie Mercury lol
Its suppose to be mercury poisoning like when you eat too much fish or sometimes it gets into tap water
r/wooosh
@@luisanariva3484 r/whoosh
i hate you
Hi, nice to meet you nice to meet you too!!
I'm surprised Kevin's hospital is doing better than Nogla's.
Both my favorite youtubers
I got an ad for two point when watching two point
As a real life nurse I can sympathise with the feeling of thirsty and needing to pee 😂
The thumbnail should have said "Two Point Hospital but my hospital can't stop violating HIPAA"
What the feck is HIPAA
TheDragonKing HI🅱️AA
HIPAA stands for the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act uwu
Two Point Hospital, but I accidentally recreate the US healthcare system */topical*
This is what I was scrolling through the comments for. I knew I would find it eventually.
I thought the Hospital had Two Points for NBA
@@anarchythefox oooh-oooh i can't wait to see the replies on this one
@E M M I E I've heard a lot of bad things about mental health services in Europe, it's really sad I'm sorry you had to go through that.
Anarchy The Fox capitalists die challenge!
I love how it's like my local hospital. Everything is as far away as everything else as possible.
Friend: "I was thinking of creating a hospital, but i'm not sure how i should do it. Do you have any ideas?"
Me: *shows him this video*
Nogla??? does Kevin know Nogla
I got an ad for two point hospital on a two point hospital video...nice.
Samantha S. same
Samantha S. Me too
SPEECH 100
Omg the Queen references, im dead, i love you Kevin 😍😂
You're dead? Well you must've gone to Kevin's hospital then.
And the Charlie Kelly references
Waited in line for 178 days? Well, that's better than here in Sweden.
Dude go to a hospital in any major American city, not only do they charge you 10's of thousands of dollars you still have to wait hours and hours to get served
@Pewdiepie Fab 64,709 SWEET HOME Alabama
Nate K lol, get real. Fours hours at most, listen to people’s actual experiences
Nate K $40 a month in what world??? An mri or X-ray is nearly thousands
@@nathen4171 you must have some amazing healthcare or an insane premium.
Kevin u deserve so much more subs also plz do me a favour in your next videos of sims try to get a vampire cat
Do you realise how fast hes growing 20000 subs per day
Had a really crap day, came home to find a new Kevin video and it's cheered me right up. Your videos are much appreciated :)
I was feeling really shit and kind of lonely cuz I managed to stay up till 5:30 and I haven't done that in awhile... and I saw this video of yours I haven't seen in awhile and it cheered me up. it's making me stay up later to watch it but at least I feel better about myself
Kevin running a hospital? What could possibly go wrong?
I think Kevin will love me working for him, I have no experience or qualifications and I don't clean my hands either hands
How do i apply for kevin's healthcare?
I "finally" got this game. And I'm super addicted to it. I love it. Kevin is selling me games.
I played Theme Hospital for soooo long. I love your channel and not only was I excited for your next vid but to see that there's an upgraded version of a game I enjoy. Win win!
As a janitor this video makes me extremely happy
I swear name a hospital wing after Kenny
Ya the hospital wing would be the morgue.
YOU KILLED KENNY
YOU BASTARD!
And projec- nevermind he's not important
Not a very reassuring name for the patients.
Patient: "Who is this wing named after?"
Doctor: "Some guy who became paralyzed during a car accident, and after that, eaten alive by zombies."
Patient: ...
"Heat up your dirty hands" I love it.
"I'm just a poor boy from a poor family" lol 😂
A video with 'No Deaths' for Kevin is just off. Thank goodness that changed.
last time i was think early grognak wasn't a communist
Liar!!! Grognak was born Communist.
alexander williams born a communist? more like bore ragnarok
Cory McCloskey This*
(USSR THEME)
theyre not a communist. theyre a communism
Early for once , I expect Kevin to do much good with this hospital
I love you, Kevin! Keep it up
I have to be honest, your youtube channel makes me smile so much, if it wasnt for you, idk where id be. MAD RESPECT KEVIN!
Is it just me or did your voice become more manly?
Somebody has the hots for a kevin (^.^)
He's going through puberty xD
Kevin has been imbued with the demonic spirit of Jim Pickens, it makes his voice super low and menacing.
@@buckbeakhedwig9430 Who doesn't have the hots for a Kevin!!
He wad probably sick
No Deaths Award? This isn't the Kevin I subscribed for.
Hahahaha
"You got bogwarts Harry".... made my day :'D
Sounds like you got a new microphone
Or a cold 😷🤒
Something like that
It's just allergies haha
@@CallMeKevin sounds like you need to go to a hospital
More like Rick and microphone am i right.
this game reminded me to an old game called ThemeHospital, so I looked it up for the nostalgia, and it turns out this is its "spiritual sequel" (according to Wikipedia). Since it was kind of popular back then, maybe that's why this one got so much attention. Watching this video brought back soooo many memories! I remember the silly illness, how I used to fill the offices with plants, and the creepy intros that gave me nightmares sdfghjkl . Anyways, loved this vid kev, keep it up!
"He refused to pay. THAT'S NOT HOW VENDING MACHINES WORK"
oh man :D
Kevin building a hospital...
Oh God
Better him build a graveyard near to it.
And a..... eh "basement"
*Funeral home
Im just a poor boy from a poor family. Im just a poor boy nobody loves me
spare him his life from this m o n s t r o s i t y
Gallaleo!
*Im only here to count how many comments have American health system jokes in them.*
So far I’ve counted: 9
2:47 the task 'Charlie work' is a reference to its always sunny in Philadelphia, an AMAZING show I recommend you guys watch
I've waited for something like this for so long,I loved theme hospital when I was young and a theme hospital type game with new graphics is a dream
Last time I was this late, I didnt have amnosia
GROGNAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you sure?
GROGNAK I LOVE YOU!!! Lmfao
*Amnosia*
You're the best attorney at law ever! 🎉🎉👌👌
Ahh I remember when I was diagnosed with Freddie mercuridos
I was traumatized when the news came to me
My mama threatened to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger
1:11 Kevin literally failed the camera tutorial
so i had a headache
and stress is hitting me so hard cuz of my projects
but your videos made my day :)
keep up your videos funny and enjoyable
thanks kevin. peace out
One of my favorite videos so far. Love your content
RIP to all the people who died in this video 🙏
*sings* In the arms of the angels...
*wipes away tear*
I would be very concerned if you considered having your spirit being sucked into a vaccum as "peaceful".
Flashback to a Sim who spawned just to eat Jim Picken's world class 17-star negative quality pufferfish.
*Why was I created...just to suffer??*
Really good mic i hear
when I clicked the video a ad came up and it was the two point hospital ad....what a coincidence
Oh yes, The Freddy Mercury disease. Symptoms are wanting to break free
Jesus christ this was chaotic as shit but also funny as shit.
Godspeed.
A wild Daithi De Nogla appears. two channels that i really love in one screen (::) 'Tato heart
Trust me this is the perfect analogy for the US medical system =)
u mean UK. in the us you never miss getting treatment in the UK you die waiting/
Shit your right @117Haseo
Hospital: *catches fire*
Me "WERE THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?!"
Kevin: in a plant maze.
*DIES IN PLANT MAZE FAILING TO FIND THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER*
first hilariously wrong decision that's probably going to cause havoc occurs literally 20secs into the video. god i love you and your videos kevin pls never stop creating
The only person worse at business than Kevin is the one who put him in charge.
Seriously though, love your videos. Never fail to give me a laugh.
Kevin and RT really need to collab 😂
Yes. I always associate them with each other anyway. Lol
Kevin: *sings Queen*
Me: "Mom, Kevin is awesome!"
Mom: "Cool." (probably rolls eyes)
Me: "He was singing Queen."
Mom: *standing in my doorway*
Me and my mom watch this every night.
Make an maze of plants to the reception, where our beloved leader J.Pickens patiently awaits our patients..
I love that his hospital was better than Dathi De Noglas hospital
2:53 "charlie work: build toilets" lmao it's always sunny in Philadelphia reference
Jim picken manorial hospital
Why does something feel like this hospital isn't going to save lives?....
You you
Why do you have a mario mask and why can I not give it to link so he jumps
CuteyCats 1234 huh...
that's actually a good idea why haven't I complained about that when I play the game lol
Kevin should play this again to cure Coronavirus
8:38-8:48 is the best part of the whole video
"Now he can give a second opinion without having to leave the room." LOL.
CHARLIE WORK
'I CAN IGNORE THE CHEESE NEXT TO ME'
Hey Kevin, you should definitely play Beyond Two Souls, its a bit like Detroit Become Human and i think you would love it :D
YES it would be so interesting to see what he does and thinks during the game!
AwhhAmy of course he will ruin everything.
Hand driers actually make ur hands more dirty
That's the joke.png
this is the best graveyards ive ever seen please continue making more videos of this game!!
Everything you touch is a fucking trainwreck. I absolutely love it.