@No Go Why exactly wouldn't it work in America, I hear this excuse often and have yet to hear an explanation as to WHY it wouldn't, besides less profit for rich people, and personally I'd rather wait hours for a broken arm then go into debt because of it, and afaik those people going to america for better treatment are the ones with enough money to AFFORD the better treatment, as in wealthy people
@No Go Yeah, fuck everyone who needs actually decent healthcare in America too if it means other human beings you specifically don't like in the process get fucked over, that's what's important ! /s lmao
@@ammwalks13 In games like this Kevin is the ultimate god. Having recptionist and bathrooms on the opposite sides of the building. How does he sleep at night?
I was thinking the same thing. I thought, "OOOHHHHH Light-Headed... I should have guessed." But then Kevin comes in a minute later realizing it, so I guess we're in the clear.
this game is essentially 'theme hospital' remade and now i feel old for knowing this edit: just found out that the old developers from bullfrog that made theme hospital made this game and my childhood is really happy :)
I wish Kevin was a soccer (or futbol) commentator. Kevin the Commentator: "Hello, my name is Kevin and welcome back to the match between...... Actually, I don't know the team names, so I'll just call them after their jersey color. So, the yellow team vs the blue team! The score is one nothing, blue team leading. " Kevin (54th minute): "Yellow Number 12 approaching the goal, and he scores! Wow, what a feckin communist, always trying to equalize things." *USSR MUSIC* Kevin (68th minute): "What is number 12 doing? He just feckin threw himself on the ground! Christ Almighty, he flops more often than the pancake I ate this morning." Kevin (76th minute): "And yet another foul from Blue team's 7! He just slide tackled the back of Yellow Number 12's legs, like: 'This is what you feckin get for being a communist.'"
Dude go to a hospital in any major American city, not only do they charge you 10's of thousands of dollars you still have to wait hours and hours to get served
Not a very reassuring name for the patients. Patient: "Who is this wing named after?" Doctor: "Some guy who became paralyzed during a car accident, and after that, eaten alive by zombies." Patient: ...
It was made by the people who made Theme Hospital, but they don't own the rights to the name (Bullfrog does). Hence the tongue-in-cheek name of the game and the company (Two Point, as in Theme Hospital Two Point Zero)
Ahh I remember when I was diagnosed with Freddie mercuridos I was traumatized when the news came to me My mama threatened to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger
so i had a headache and stress is hitting me so hard cuz of my projects but your videos made my day :) keep up your videos funny and enjoyable thanks kevin. peace out
Hey, the hospital's prices are ridiculous, but at least you will have fresh air. Definitely worth the cost. 40 dollars in a vending machine for 1 bag of Cheetos. Not that much...
When your janitor is more qualified than all your medical staff
Shit's gotta be clean man.
Except your hands when you go to the bathroom of course.
Janitors are the doctors of buildings.
Iq 900
Then your like sheeeet
Freddie Mercury-itis?
Goddamnit, Kev, I thought you were a doctor!
Dont you know Freddie Mercury Poisoning when you see it?
Kitnightly Haha I know right. I was wondering why he didn't get it.
@@OnlyNobodyAtHome
Shit, that's actually the pun? Well, damn, I'm a natural-born doctor.
I thought it was just aids.
You numpty, that's not Freddie Mercury Poisoning, it's getting treated by a psychiatrist, not a pharmacy. Clearly they are Mercurial.
I just sometimes feel like... Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
For me...
For me!
How Kevin's hospital goes
Patient: Tell me doc is it bad
Doctor: wait I'm a doctor
LOL
Cool dude Not Jim Pickens says you
I nearly died
No seriously that is funny af
Eh...
No.
"You know what? Everything's expensive." Congrats, you've made the American healthcare system in a video game.
@No Go The taxes with that fucking sucks.
@No Go I mean, it works for pretty much the ENTIRE REST OF THE FIRST WORLD, in some form or another, at least as far as I know
@No Go Why exactly wouldn't it work in America, I hear this excuse often and have yet to hear an explanation as to WHY it wouldn't, besides less profit for rich people, and personally I'd rather wait hours for a broken arm then go into debt because of it, and afaik those people going to america for better treatment are the ones with enough money to AFFORD the better treatment, as in wealthy people
@No Go Yeah, fuck everyone who needs actually decent healthcare in America too if it means other human beings you specifically don't like in the process get fucked over, that's what's important ! /s lmao
No Go We have a l i e n s in America? Well ya learn something new every day! I think the “aliens” should get free healthcare too.
Oh, by the way kev, the guys dressed like Freddy mercury, I’m pretty sure they had mercury poisoning.
r/bruh
title should have been:
"Two point Hospital but I'm the sick one"
Dan OMG I thought the same 😂
Oleg Lubenskiy WE FOUND ONE BOYS
Dan yes I thought the same 😂😂
Lost opportunity lol
Wow the spam bot got deleted
The Nogla comparison made me laugh! You two are amazing
I nogla fan
It's because of Ireland
They’re my 2 fav utubers
Also
The tutorial man looks *suspiciously* like Jim Pickens
Diamond Appendix * Game theory theme plays *
Thats just a theory, a Jim theory
Oshu AAAAAAND Capture santa
Dish Soap Lol
Exactly what I was thinking! Would explain a lot XD
Kevin's hospital is still better than the American healthcare system
Thanks Obama!
But not as superior as the Canadian health system
British is free!
@@redacted1004 cause of course
@@floridasoothesmysoul ..If you think it was all one persons fault who was only recently in power you have the mind of a child on such matters.
Its beeen 3 minutes and ive already laughed out loud 5 times. Sir I think your horrible hospital just cured my depression
Technically it's a decent hospital then?
I hope you're doing better!
Kevin your videos are god tier, but only cause you choose who lives and dies.
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story?
@@toric.7732 Let me tell you what I wish I'd know when I was young and dreamed of glory?
*you have no control who lives who dies who tells your storyyyy*
@@ammwalks13 In games like this Kevin is the ultimate god. Having recptionist and bathrooms on the opposite sides of the building. How does he sleep at night?
@@referablesauce he is a true hero and deserves like ten medals
this wasn't a hospital this is a never ending restaurant with health care
You forgot the quotes around 'health care'...or maybe the term 'alleged'.
They need chewable meds..
I don't think a kevin restaurant can save lives)
“No money, no treatment.”
Must be America
KestrelDC freedoms isn’t free, and neither is your right to basic health care apparently
Well with wait times of over 50 days for emergencies, I was thinking it was probably Canada.
ooph
Well the patients didn’t have to wait 6 months for treatment so we know it’s not Europe or Canada either.
O O O F
it took me longer than it should have to get why they had lightbulb heads
edit: its ok it took kevin longer lol
I was thinking the same thing. I thought, "OOOHHHHH Light-Headed... I should have guessed." But then Kevin comes in a minute later realizing it, so I guess we're in the clear.
Oh my god I didn't realize that until o read your comment i-
I got it as soon as I saw the lightbulb dude.
I wonder how many people caught "bulbous heads" and "De Lux clinic".
Honestly I thought it was a censorship method and the patient somehow lost their head but lived..
Is it just me or did your voice become more manly?
Somebody has the hots for a kevin (^.^)
He's going through puberty xD
Kevin has been imbued with the demonic spirit of Jim Pickens, it makes his voice super low and menacing.
@@buckbeakhedwig9430 Who doesn't have the hots for a Kevin!!
He wad probably sick
Isn't Mercury in lightbulbs? That must be why so many of them became Freddie Mercury lol
Its suppose to be mercury poisoning like when you eat too much fish or sometimes it gets into tap water
r/wooosh
@@luisanariva3484 r/whoosh
i hate you
Hi, nice to meet you nice to meet you too!!
That Queen reference was gold
In his defense, he was under pressure.
Now that is a pun.
If Kevin kills a Freddie, he'd be the Killer of Queen.
@@IamaPERSON we all live in a yellow submarine tho
@@IamaPERSON but we should just let it be
It took him way too long to figure out lightheadedness.
I didn't get it until he said it.
Also De-Lux clinic.
Get it?
Lmao i didn't get it either
who gave Kevin this job, he"ll make it a graveyard
Jim Pickens had to give someone the job after he bought the hospital out with his painting money.
8:25 Everybody after they've seen Bohemian Rhapsody
they cloned freddie and gave him depression
this game is essentially 'theme hospital' remade and now i feel old for knowing this
edit: just found out that the old developers from bullfrog that made theme hospital made this game and my childhood is really happy :)
I loved theme hospital!
I played it when i was small. Even my grandma played it. Love it
Not all of them i think?
I love how it even has the same woman's voice from the original as the announcer
@@pey666 "patients are reminded not to die in the corridor"
I wish Kevin was a soccer (or futbol) commentator.
Kevin the Commentator: "Hello, my name is Kevin and welcome back to the match between...... Actually, I don't know the team names, so I'll just call them after their jersey color. So, the yellow team vs the blue team! The score is one nothing, blue team leading. "
Kevin (54th minute): "Yellow Number 12 approaching the goal, and he scores! Wow, what a feckin communist, always trying to equalize things." *USSR MUSIC*
Kevin (68th minute): "What is number 12 doing? He just feckin threw himself on the ground! Christ Almighty, he flops more often than the pancake I ate this morning."
Kevin (76th minute): "And yet another foul from Blue team's 7! He just slide tackled the back of Yellow Number 12's legs, like: 'This is what you feckin get for being a communist.'"
Eric Chung It's football. Not futball.
Haha futball 😂😂
how the fuck did you get form football to futbol
Radu That’s the Spanish word for “football”. Lots of people use it.
Thank you, madeline bell.
8:38 I dont know anything other than the fact that we dont deserve you Kevin. You are the best, honestly.
Omg loved Freddie Mercury lol
Nanda Neves ME TO YAY
Bit random
Ay Oh
Two Point Hospital but placebo is the only cure.
Two point hospital but Kevin is the problem for the cancer
*Two Point Hospital but Kevin is the leading cause of Cancer*
Two Point Hospital, but I accidentally recreate the US healthcare system */topical*
This is what I was scrolling through the comments for. I knew I would find it eventually.
I thought the Hospital had Two Points for NBA
@@anarchythefox oooh-oooh i can't wait to see the replies on this one
@E M M I E I've heard a lot of bad things about mental health services in Europe, it's really sad I'm sorry you had to go through that.
Anarchy The Fox capitalists die challenge!
Me: There's nothing could go wrong in hospital building game!
Kevin: Hold my beer
Weru no it’s hold my scotch
Who would say theres nothing that can go wrong in a hospital game? That doesnt work here it makes no sense, so many things could go wrong lol
Where was your profile picture from?
The thumbnail should have said "Two Point Hospital but my hospital can't stop violating HIPAA"
What the feck is HIPAA
TheDragonKing HI🅱️AA
HIPAA stands for the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act uwu
Last time i was this early Kenny was alive 😭
_BadKarma-fr_ that depressing
Oh.
Well.
That made me sad.
Same bro
*I C R I S A D*
*oof*
You Should have hired *Dr Jan Itor*
Thank you for this comment lol
Kevin: *sings Queen*
Me: "Mom, Kevin is awesome!"
Mom: "Cool." (probably rolls eyes)
Me: "He was singing Queen."
Mom: *standing in my doorway*
Me and my mom watch this every night.
1:11 Kevin literally failed the camera tutorial
Waited in line for 178 days? Well, that's better than here in Sweden.
Dude go to a hospital in any major American city, not only do they charge you 10's of thousands of dollars you still have to wait hours and hours to get served
@Pewdiepie Fab 64,709 SWEET HOME Alabama
Nate K lol, get real. Fours hours at most, listen to people’s actual experiences
Nate K $40 a month in what world??? An mri or X-ray is nearly thousands
@@nathen4171 you must have some amazing healthcare or an insane premium.
"You got bogwarts Harry".... made my day :'D
As a real life nurse I can sympathise with the feeling of thirsty and needing to pee 😂
I swear name a hospital wing after Kenny
Ya the hospital wing would be the morgue.
YOU KILLED KENNY
YOU BASTARD!
And projec- nevermind he's not important
Not a very reassuring name for the patients.
Patient: "Who is this wing named after?"
Doctor: "Some guy who became paralyzed during a car accident, and after that, eaten alive by zombies."
Patient: ...
I "finally" got this game. And I'm super addicted to it. I love it. Kevin is selling me games.
Had a really crap day, came home to find a new Kevin video and it's cheered me right up. Your videos are much appreciated :)
How do i apply for kevin's healthcare?
last time i was think early grognak wasn't a communist
Liar!!! Grognak was born Communist.
alexander williams born a communist? more like bore ragnarok
Cory McCloskey This*
(USSR THEME)
theyre not a communist. theyre a communism
Save me Kevin!
I'm surprised Kevin's hospital is doing better than Nogla's.
Both my favorite youtubers
*Im only here to count how many comments have American health system jokes in them.*
So far I’ve counted: 9
Sounds like you got a new microphone
Or a cold 😷🤒
Something like that
It's just allergies haha
@@CallMeKevin sounds like you need to go to a hospital
More like Rick and microphone am i right.
Kevin running a hospital? What could possibly go wrong?
Nogla??? does Kevin know Nogla
I have to be honest, your youtube channel makes me smile so much, if it wasnt for you, idk where id be. MAD RESPECT KEVIN!
Friend: "I was thinking of creating a hospital, but i'm not sure how i should do it. Do you have any ideas?"
Me: *shows him this video*
Kevin and RT really need to collab 😂
Yes. I always associate them with each other anyway. Lol
I got an ad for two point hospital on a two point hospital video...nice.
Samantha S. same
Samantha S. Me too
SPEECH 100
Two Point Hospital feels like a Bullfrog game.
Not sure higher praise than that exists.
Yeah it looks just like theme hospital
Its made by the same people they just made it look better
hassmanSMO ahh. Makes sense.
It was made by the people who made Theme Hospital, but they don't own the rights to the name (Bullfrog does). Hence the tongue-in-cheek name of the game and the company (Two Point, as in Theme Hospital Two Point Zero)
I Litrally just said that. Even the voice over is the same lady! Haha
7:26, Kevin, you didnt add sinks, and im pretty sure you added salty snacks and NOT drinks.
Lightheaded... I’m mad and impressed at the same time
Im just a poor boy from a poor family. Im just a poor boy nobody loves me
spare him his life from this m o n s t r o s i t y
Gallaleo!
Omg the Queen references, im dead, i love you Kevin 😍😂
You're dead? Well you must've gone to Kevin's hospital then.
And the Charlie Kelly references
I got an ad for two point when watching two point
Lightheadedness sickness? People with *light* bulbs for heads..... what a clever pun... *LIGHTHEADEDNESS*
I just realised that the task to get toilets is called “Charlie Work” and that’s a delightfully specific reference.
Here at Saint Kevin's Mercy Hospital, we take transparency seriously. REALLY seriously. Like Literally.
Trust me this is the perfect analogy for the US medical system =)
u mean UK. in the us you never miss getting treatment in the UK you die waiting/
Shit your right @117Haseo
I need more hospital Kevin. Just think of all the lives he's ending -- I mean saving!
I love Freddie. I could see why Freddie went to the hospital.
Ahh I remember when I was diagnosed with Freddie mercuridos
I was traumatized when the news came to me
My mama threatened to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger
No Deaths Award? This isn't the Kevin I subscribed for.
Hahahaha
I think Kevin will love me working for him, I have no experience or qualifications and I don't clean my hands either hands
Kevin is so wholesome he didn't see the obvious distasteful joke to make about Freddie Mercury.
so i had a headache
and stress is hitting me so hard cuz of my projects
but your videos made my day :)
keep up your videos funny and enjoyable
thanks kevin. peace out
A video with 'No Deaths' for Kevin is just off. Thank goodness that changed.
Kevin should play this again to cure Coronavirus
4:27 This guy obviously has lightheadedness
Oh man I played a game like this on ps1 when I was a kid and was obsessed with it. I would love this game.
Kevin's hospital
*better keep a graveyard close*
JIM PICKENS STRIKES AGAIN
I expected a Bore: Ragnarok joke but this is actually funny LMAO
Nice one!
Funny one, it *is* a graveyard
Eh don't worry, the hospital was built over a graveyard, it was thought to be more economical that way.
Early for once , I expect Kevin to do much good with this hospital
Kevin u deserve so much more subs also plz do me a favour in your next videos of sims try to get a vampire cat
Do you realise how fast hes growing 20000 subs per day
Kevin building a hospital...
Oh God
Better him build a graveyard near to it.
And a..... eh "basement"
*Funeral home
I love and understand your video
yes this is what i’ve been waiting for
when I clicked the video a ad came up and it was the two point hospital ad....what a coincidence
Someone was the 69th like and we will never know who
If I had a cent for every time I thought that I would still be f*cking poor.
AZREAL Cutting Excuse me what the fuck
Last time I was this late, I didnt have amnosia
GROGNAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you sure?
GROGNAK I LOVE YOU!!! Lmfao
*Amnosia*
You're the best attorney at law ever! 🎉🎉👌👌
Some reason it says your playing Sims 4, with the amount of deaths however I can see why they thought it was the Sims.
Woah this is an upgraded version of theme hospital ❤️❤️
The game is expensive as feck.
Roo Gamatars Dude it's like 20 quid
But I use eur so I have it 34,99
Also I used to buy games like these for free or 3.99 because they're not worth is.
Why is kevin doing Charlie work
Hospital: *catches fire*
Me "WERE THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?!"
Kevin: in a plant maze.
*DIES IN PLANT MAZE FAILING TO FIND THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER*
I got an ad for two point hospital...
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Oh dang just noticed you hit a mill!!! Congrats!!! When i first subscribed you were at like 250,000
A wild Daithi De Nogla appears. two channels that i really love in one screen (::) 'Tato heart
RIP to all the people who died in this video 🙏
*sings* In the arms of the angels...
*wipes away tear*
I would be very concerned if you considered having your spirit being sucked into a vaccum as "peaceful".
Flashback to a Sim who spawned just to eat Jim Picken's world class 17-star negative quality pufferfish.
*Why was I created...just to suffer??*
Two point hospital but Kevin helps people live????
That's impossible!
That's why there are four question marks
Kevin builds a hospital called B. Ragnarok General: The only hospital that can help you reach peak physical performance.
"snacks galore, buy some more"
YES THANK U KEVIN THIS GAME IS MADE FOR U ITS MADE FOR CHAOS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
Two Point Hospital but it's the number #1 Oxygen production center
Hey, the hospital's prices are ridiculous, but at least you will have fresh air. Definitely worth the cost. 40 dollars in a vending machine for 1 bag of Cheetos. Not that much...
Jim picken manorial hospital
I love how it's like my local hospital. Everything is as far away as everything else as possible.
"frugal is the #1 cause of death here"
If that aint the truth
This is pure comedy gold!
As a janitor this video makes me extremely happy
Make an maze of plants to the reception, where our beloved leader J.Pickens patiently awaits our patients..