Jim is a killing thing, And he makes a corpsey ring Bound by blood desire All fell into his ring of fire All fell in to his burning ring of fire They fell down down down and Jim's spirits went higher, And they burn burn burn, In Jim's ring of fire, Jim's ring of fire The taste of blood is sweet, When vam'pire and victim meet, Jim would call them "my dear child" Oh, but his fire went wild All fell in to his burning ring of fire They fell down down down and Jim's spirits went higher, And they burn burn burn, In Jim's ring of fire, Jim's ring of fire, And they burn burn burn, In Jim's ring of fire, Jim's ring of fire.
Grover Bowie omg thank god ive been looking for a job with a five figure check for 2 years!1!!1! Do i need a degree though? Also, does this involve drugs or is it something like a sex trafficking ring?
@Rachel T yeah there was fallout and some other stuff but I mean literal baking I was at a stream once where RT said he's good at baking and we have a disaster that is Kevin's bad cooking series so that would be _hilarious_
fu fact: in some forms of psychotherapy the doctor is actually behind or outside the patients sight so to avoid distraction and let the patient to talk their way
3:52 the "why didn't i think of that" worries me :( kevin i hope you're okay, pls know that we adore you!!! you've helped me stay alive over the past few months and i'm sure i'm not the only one. thank you for being you
I needed this video in my life. PC crashed after playing sims 4 for 5 hours. My first sim death...gone. Sad day now made happier with this fine creation of a video. Thank you Kevin.
I went to the movies with my friends and there was a hospital next to it and we were waiting outside and I pointed to the hospital and "no one's ever died there" but one of my friends grandparents died there so that's fun
"Our first hospital did good, we got 1 Gold Star and 2 Silver Stars." I think i'm going to save that one for when I do badly in a game that rates you through stars, that's really feken good.
Hey Kevin? I just broke my leg and could use some medical attention, where are your locations again? I don’t trust any other hospital to properly tend to me.
"No one needs to be seen urgently in a hospital". The FECKIN' TRUTH THOUGH I've literally been on a wait list for a 'specialist' for quite a serious problem for a YEAR AND A HALF.
I'm still disappointed that they didn't call the rockstar desease "Mercury Poisoning"
👏👏👏👏Good one.This actually made me giggle.
lmao
This is probably the kind of hospital that was in Kevin's Plague Inc Evolved episodes.
What, I don’t see anything wrong with it...
That's what happens when you spend all your money on golden toilets instead of sinks.
Yea, gold Fucking toilets, there is nothing wrong here...
**Sneeze**
"BURN THE BODY!!!"
"Call me Kevin" more like "call me better than pewdiepie"
Two point hospital but it's actually a graveyard
I like the sound of that
Splint someone has already stole your comment hahaha
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens may I receive a blessing dear leader
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens please dad accept me
Splint
Plotwist!
And they burn burn burn in Jim's Ring of Fire
Eeehhhh do you come here often
That sounds really wrong
Yeah but still
Wait a secon- Shit Leader???!?!?! Um si- Shit Bye-bye
Jim is a killing thing,
And he makes a corpsey ring
Bound by blood desire
All fell into his ring of fire
All fell in to his burning ring of fire
They fell down down down and Jim's spirits went higher,
And they burn burn burn,
In Jim's ring of fire,
Jim's ring of fire
The taste of blood is sweet,
When vam'pire and victim meet,
Jim would call them "my dear child"
Oh, but his fire went wild
All fell in to his burning ring of fire
They fell down down down and Jim's spirits went higher,
And they burn burn burn,
In Jim's ring of fire,
Jim's ring of fire,
And they burn burn burn,
In Jim's ring of fire,
Jim's ring of fire.
- It hurts, doctor
- Soon you won't feel anything, I promise
Okay, Okay, Okay just a little pinprick
They'll be no more Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhuu but you may feel a little sick
Dude waht?
Mole Pickens are you available to talk to?
@Grover Bowie oi screw off
Grover Bowie omg thank god ive been looking for a job with a five figure check for 2 years!1!!1! Do i need a degree though? Also, does this involve drugs or is it something like a sex trafficking ring?
It may be a 1 star hospital but it’s a big star
With two silver stars!!!
It's an allstar
It's a gold star
I like your attitude
Its the sun
The most disconcerting part of this was Kevin winning the "no deaths award"
Wow, Grey's Anatomy really went downhill after its 10th season
That's because I fecked off everyone
Nah, kevin is actually doctor house
*uphill
Grey's Anatomy is for twats, ST ELSEWHERE FOR LIFE!
yall niggas r wrong its The Good Doctor Season 3 pilot episode... and it looks feckin class
Every game Kevin touches turns into a hot mess
"Touch Dinkleburg!"
*every game irish touches turns into a hot mess
*its a true nature of irish people*
@@statanks505 Not really. Look at what Britain touched and look what that stuff became. Three actually succeeded, and everyone else is fucked.
Facts... 😂😂🤦🏾♀
A hospital but it’s looking to be more like a morgue
@@AxxLAfriku r/ihavesex r/iamverybadass r/justshutthefuckup
@@jimpickensismydad8727 probably the gayest reply I've ever seen
excuse me sir where can i get some girlriends?
@@rustywaters4136 yeet on the feet
@@AxxLAfriku r/sadcringe
3:10 Funnily enough, Great Value is an actual brand. It's basically for cheap grocery store stuff like paper plates
How can you be a litterer and a disciplined recycler? 🤔
By only littering non-recyclable stuff, ofc.
@@blarg2429 That's a good point
Wait what?! Lol. You guys are funny and somehow are making some valid points here.🙂
"Where'd you get your medical license? Two Point Hospital?!" "yes"
kevins comment section but everyone just tries to make titles
Finally someone said it
Seriously though, that would be a great idea for a "reading your comments" video.
please Kevin this world needs a baking collab with RT
@Rachel T yeah there was fallout and some other stuff but I mean literal baking
I was at a stream once where RT said he's good at baking and we have a disaster that is Kevin's bad cooking series so that would be _hilarious_
fu fact: in some forms of psychotherapy the doctor is actually behind or outside the patients sight so to avoid distraction and let the patient to talk their way
This is so sad
Golden toilet
"1 gold star and 2 silver stars" - i aspire to reach your levels of optimism
I love it how professional you are! You haven't even started the next hospital, yet the game already knows you will get at least 3 silver stars!
Hey Kevin, Is Mole 2 available to talk?
Ironically enough, RUclips is recognizing this as Sims 4. Good algorithm.
@@siluriantides Quality
I need more desperate housewives lol
Yesss!
For some reason, your sentence bugs me
@Arrow Head dude kevin makes any game fun i feel like u may not be a real kevin fan 😂
@Arrow Head lets crusade together, brother
Vault Girl420 what does this even mean
A hospital game but Kevin infecks everyone instead
inFECK? like infect but since it's kevin it's a lot worse so infeck
If Article 13 kills your channel you should definitely go into radio, I'd even pay to listen to you.
We should just get him to support Article 13, he'd probably end up killing it whether he tried to or not
oof m2
I would too
American Healthcare Simulator
You deserve a golden star and two silver ones ;)
This about sums it up.
id also say the NHS too, because of the long waiting times, not enough staff etc.
Except the people in it are clearly British.
Universal healthcare simulator.
"I can make anyone laugh if I try hard enough"
Bore Ragnarok
@Jasper Atkinson 0h oops lol
Hahahahaha
XD #relatable
ha
there we go
one laugh
The only time that this was actually kinda funny
Two Point Hospital but the janitors are sick of Kevin's nonsense
Whats that green thing next to your name?
@@dontknowdontcare1934 I think it's where they're a sponsor or they joined
@@pyrelynx That's lame.
How they are a sponsor or the green thing
ToonPrincess There’s a “JOIN” button next to the “SUBSCRIBE” button that leads you to a page where you can support Kevin
Yes
David. Yes
words words
Yes
Yes
Yes
Two point Hospital but its a torture chamber
"We can fix fractures, but we can't fix rude customers!" -The new hospital slogan
If I was hired there, I would be the best doctor this hospital has ever seen.
Now where is my car?
14:45 I love the notification that RT's hospital is better than Kevin's lol
Luckily, your videos help more than they hurt.. most of the time at least
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
My Lord and Savior! Bless us with good videos this December!
🎵No pill's gonna cure my head...🎶
I just think of 'The Phrase that Pays'.
3:52 the "why didn't i think of that" worries me :( kevin i hope you're okay, pls know that we adore you!!! you've helped me stay alive over the past few months and i'm sure i'm not the only one. thank you for being you
Ratio
The American health system in a nutshell
You should see the NHS, those lines were no joke.
@@ineedanewname.8169 what about the HSE
it cant be, where are the guns
@@ineedanewname.8169 you shouldn't take the NHS for granted. It's a great service, the best in the world
I love this series sm
Me too!!!!
I love how much recognition you're getting after watching you for so damn long, like 7 years
Day 18 of asking Kevin to Sing Take me home country roads to the place i belong West
Virginia, mountain mama take me home country roads
I can't wait for day 365
Wrong youtuber
Someday...
asking RTgame to sing johny cash ring of fire
I can get behind this. Only you can't force an artist into doing what they don't feel for - only knowing Kevin, this is right up his alley anyway.
I actually lost it at the Bore Ragnarok joke.
I needed this video in my life. PC crashed after playing sims 4 for 5 hours. My first sim death...gone. Sad day now made happier with this fine creation of a video. Thank you Kevin.
"RT's hospital is worth 300K and ours 80K"
The tutorial guy wants a RUclipsr clash
My favorite part is when he said, Bore:Ragnarok.
You just undid my nearly 6 years of med school with a single upload.
I went to the movies with my friends and there was a hospital next to it and we were waiting outside and I pointed to the hospital and "no one's ever died there" but one of my friends grandparents died there so that's fun
Don't forget the anal lube.
oooh oh god that mustve been sad and awkward. seems like a mistake I would make honestly.
Lola Jackson what is going on here
Does the Hospital exists to hurt or does the hurt exists to Hospital.
Both
"Our first hospital did good, we got 1 Gold Star and 2 Silver Stars."
I think i'm going to save that one for when I do badly in a game that rates you through stars, that's really feken good.
Two Point Hospital but there is no point to my hospital.
Because it just kills you.
I love how it started talking about how great RTGames hospital was, like, YES, DIVIDE THE IRISH!
Two point hospital but all that matters is the golden toilet.
What do you do if the doctor is sick? He still has his amnosia to think about
If you let Kevin in charge of a hospital...
You just know that none of the patients will live to ever see the sun again.
I'm so ashamed that I still laugh at "bore ragnarok" out of context
This where the guy out of the drunken bar fights goes
*Burn burn .....Kevin’s hell hole of a hospital*
From now on Kevin will no longer receive money from ad revenue but almonds
Portishead was a band, at some point, in the 90's or early 2000's.
Two-Point Hospital except it’s really a Two-Point Morgue
I've been watching this man's videos for the past 5 hours. I can't stop send help.
I have the lumbago John, it's very serious
Don't worry, Dutch has a plan
LuMbAgO mmm
It's ok uncle
I only eat almonds to crack them in half and rub my tongue onto the perfectly smooth surface between the two halves.
The first hospital where the staff are more crippled than the patients
"That guy just skipped the queue! I say we feckin' kill 'im."
Hospital Simulator but it's in the US
Kevin's doctors: *I diagnose you with dead*
Two point hospital but it’s actually a murder camp
Things Kevin finds consistently funny:
- Expensive janitors
- Hedge mazes
- The pun on "ward" and "award"
- Death
Hey Kevin? I just broke my leg and could use some medical attention, where are your locations again? I don’t trust any other hospital to properly tend to me.
I hope you didn’t get murdered by him *flashbacks to BitLife*
13:13 HE SAID IT!! guys he feckin said it!! i can’t believe it i’m crying i’m literally shaking right now this is epic
"Hey there friends how is it going?"
not good.
'Excuse me, where's the restroom?'
"About half a mile northeast of here"
Two Point Hospital but my hospital is just a death sentence
4:13 is basically pokemon gym design philosophy
Two point hospital but Kevin gives everybody amnosia
"No one needs to be seen urgently in a hospital". The FECKIN' TRUTH THOUGH I've literally been on a wait list for a 'specialist' for quite a serious problem for a YEAR AND A HALF.
Should i feel bad for laughing at 13:13?
I knocked the fuck out a few autoplays ago and woke up with Rasputin stuck in my head, I am scared and distressed
What kind of government will allow him to build a hospital?
The dear leader's government, obviously
American
"See that place, no one's ever died there."
"Is that because they refuse to pay overpriced procedures and storm out of the building?"
"..."
Your the only youtuber that makes me laugh out loud
Lol “thanks for the loan... NOW WERE BANKRUPT” the humor is great
Two Point Hospital but my hospital is the entire American healthcare system
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15:09 I was expecting him to put the fire extinguisher at the other side of the hospital. I am genuinely surprised that he didn't lol
More like Cemetery Simulator
I have really bad back pain and this video actually cheered me up so thanks for that.
It's like the surgeons are from surgeon simulator
That 'bye for now' zoom in caught me so off guard 😂😂
Kevin continuo amnesia series but you have amnosia
Oi Pedro vc é de Portugal?
13:10
Kevin: I can make anyone laugh if I try hard enough. Bore Ragnarok
Me: holy shit this is the height of comedy take my money
two point hospital but mercy doesn't have rez
love the zoom in on the plants as it shows how much more money daniels hospital is worth
Play Portal 2!
You always make these games look like so much fun, if I see you playing a game I own after your video I jump on to play then get bored 15 min in 😂
*Hey there friends how’s it going*
Imagine being airlifted away from what you already think is hell, just to land at Kevin’s hospital.
Two point hospital
More like BORE RAGNAROK
Bore Ragnarok dies
@@streamsniper2668 dedicated subscriber I respect that
@@streamsniper2668 what? I subscribed Kevin.
oliwsko Jim tells me otherwise
@@streamsniper2668 fine XD
I love how passionate Kevin was when he was talking about rude customers
You should do a Dream Daddy series 😂
“Why have I hired a potato?!”
-My first and last employer
play more just cause 4!
Agreed
#18 ON TRENDING!!! Well done Kevin keep it up!!!