Two Point Hospital but my hospital hurts more than it helps

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  • @LeeLeechLee
    @LeeLeechLee 5 лет назад +588

    I'm still disappointed that they didn't call the rockstar desease "Mercury Poisoning"

  • @AwkwardHannahTheGamer
    @AwkwardHannahTheGamer 5 лет назад +3215

    This is probably the kind of hospital that was in Kevin's Plague Inc Evolved episodes.

    • @quietdreams246
      @quietdreams246 5 лет назад +3

      What, I don’t see anything wrong with it...

    • @Chosen1Creator
      @Chosen1Creator 5 лет назад +27

      That's what happens when you spend all your money on golden toilets instead of sinks.

    • @quietdreams246
      @quietdreams246 5 лет назад +1

      Yea, gold Fucking toilets, there is nothing wrong here...

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 лет назад +7

      **Sneeze**
      "BURN THE BODY!!!"

    • @unscripted483
      @unscripted483 5 лет назад +1

      "Call me Kevin" more like "call me better than pewdiepie"

  • @splint5602
    @splint5602 5 лет назад +2914

    Two point hospital but it's actually a graveyard

  • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
    @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 лет назад +1547

    And they burn burn burn in Jim's Ring of Fire

    • @alexnord5274
      @alexnord5274 5 лет назад +17

      Eeehhhh do you come here often

    • @waste428
      @waste428 5 лет назад +7

      That sounds really wrong

    • @waste428
      @waste428 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah but still

    • @scientist8231
      @scientist8231 5 лет назад +2

      Wait a secon- Shit Leader???!?!?! Um si- Shit Bye-bye

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 лет назад +48

      Jim is a killing thing,
      And he makes a corpsey ring
      Bound by blood desire
      All fell into his ring of fire
      All fell in to his burning ring of fire
      They fell down down down and Jim's spirits went higher,
      And they burn burn burn,
      In Jim's ring of fire,
      Jim's ring of fire
      The taste of blood is sweet,
      When vam'pire and victim meet,
      Jim would call them "my dear child"
      Oh, but his fire went wild
      All fell in to his burning ring of fire
      They fell down down down and Jim's spirits went higher,
      And they burn burn burn,
      In Jim's ring of fire,
      Jim's ring of fire,
      And they burn burn burn,
      In Jim's ring of fire,
      Jim's ring of fire.

  • @vidcunttheunbroken4704
    @vidcunttheunbroken4704 5 лет назад +973

    - It hurts, doctor
    - Soon you won't feel anything, I promise

    • @MandrakeFernflower
      @MandrakeFernflower 5 лет назад +9

      Okay, Okay, Okay just a little pinprick
      They'll be no more Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhuu but you may feel a little sick

    • @RhysGBiv
      @RhysGBiv 5 лет назад +3

      Dude waht?

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 лет назад +4

      Mole Pickens are you available to talk to?

    • @youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu
      @youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu 5 лет назад +1

      @Grover Bowie oi screw off

    • @shsltrash6685
      @shsltrash6685 5 лет назад +1

      Grover Bowie omg thank god ive been looking for a job with a five figure check for 2 years!1!!1! Do i need a degree though? Also, does this involve drugs or is it something like a sex trafficking ring?

  • @LucaKnibbs
    @LucaKnibbs 5 лет назад +634

    It may be a 1 star hospital but it’s a big star

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 5 лет назад +61

    The most disconcerting part of this was Kevin winning the "no deaths award"

  • @julesp8830
    @julesp8830 5 лет назад +1415

    Wow, Grey's Anatomy really went downhill after its 10th season

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 лет назад +25

      That's because I fecked off everyone

    • @webportal7363
      @webportal7363 5 лет назад +16

      Nah, kevin is actually doctor house

    • @scottpilgrimpwns
      @scottpilgrimpwns 5 лет назад +13

      *uphill

    • @mat2000100
      @mat2000100 5 лет назад

      Grey's Anatomy is for twats, ST ELSEWHERE FOR LIFE!

    • @generikev9586
      @generikev9586 5 лет назад +1

      yall niggas r wrong its The Good Doctor Season 3 pilot episode... and it looks feckin class

  • @TheIrishDino
    @TheIrishDino 5 лет назад +1433

    Every game Kevin touches turns into a hot mess

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 лет назад +10

      "Touch Dinkleburg!"

    • @statanks505
      @statanks505 5 лет назад +10

      *every game irish touches turns into a hot mess

    • @statanks505
      @statanks505 5 лет назад +7

      *its a true nature of irish people*

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 лет назад +6

      @@statanks505 Not really. Look at what Britain touched and look what that stuff became. Three actually succeeded, and everyone else is fucked.

    • @princess_sonianevermind
      @princess_sonianevermind 5 лет назад

      Facts... 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀

  • @ZenBubbleYT
    @ZenBubbleYT 5 лет назад +316

    A hospital but it’s looking to be more like a morgue

  • @liam-ethanwallis4924
    @liam-ethanwallis4924 5 лет назад +18

    3:10 Funnily enough, Great Value is an actual brand. It's basically for cheap grocery store stuff like paper plates

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 5 лет назад +153

    How can you be a litterer and a disciplined recycler? 🤔

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 лет назад +39

      By only littering non-recyclable stuff, ofc.

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 5 лет назад +9

      @@blarg2429 That's a good point

    • @NurseInTraining
      @NurseInTraining 4 года назад +1

      Wait what?! Lol. You guys are funny and somehow are making some valid points here.🙂

  • @NamesLynx
    @NamesLynx 5 лет назад +73

    "Where'd you get your medical license? Two Point Hospital?!" "yes"

  • @juratedumskiene9509
    @juratedumskiene9509 5 лет назад +310

    kevins comment section but everyone just tries to make titles

    • @nameiszombie7854
      @nameiszombie7854 5 лет назад +4

      Finally someone said it

    • @MrMoofisAwesome
      @MrMoofisAwesome 5 лет назад +11

      Seriously though, that would be a great idea for a "reading your comments" video.

  • @strayo
    @strayo 5 лет назад +63

    please Kevin this world needs a baking collab with RT

    • @strayo
      @strayo 5 лет назад +9

      @Rachel T yeah there was fallout and some other stuff but I mean literal baking
      I was at a stream once where RT said he's good at baking and we have a disaster that is Kevin's bad cooking series so that would be _hilarious_

  • @Mr0901
    @Mr0901 5 лет назад +13

    fu fact: in some forms of psychotherapy the doctor is actually behind or outside the patients sight so to avoid distraction and let the patient to talk their way

  • @rogerdeerdestroyerthompson9494
    @rogerdeerdestroyerthompson9494 5 лет назад +130

    This is so sad
    Golden toilet

  • @GuitarrAddictt
    @GuitarrAddictt 5 лет назад +16

    "1 gold star and 2 silver stars" - i aspire to reach your levels of optimism

  • @SzegediXY
    @SzegediXY 5 лет назад +12

    I love it how professional you are! You haven't even started the next hospital, yet the game already knows you will get at least 3 silver stars!

  • @shahedali02
    @shahedali02 5 лет назад +138

    Hey Kevin, Is Mole 2 available to talk?

    • @siluriantides
      @siluriantides 5 лет назад +5

      Ironically enough, RUclips is recognizing this as Sims 4. Good algorithm.

    • @shahedali02
      @shahedali02 5 лет назад +1

      @@siluriantides Quality

  • @yumekojabami233
    @yumekojabami233 5 лет назад +502

    I need more desperate housewives lol

    • @vaultgirl42091
      @vaultgirl42091 5 лет назад +15

      Yesss!

    • @blaze41
      @blaze41 5 лет назад +1

      For some reason, your sentence bugs me

    • @vaultgirl42091
      @vaultgirl42091 5 лет назад +8

      @Arrow Head dude kevin makes any game fun i feel like u may not be a real kevin fan 😂

    • @opponentwhistle1713
      @opponentwhistle1713 5 лет назад +3

      @Arrow Head lets crusade together, brother

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 4 года назад +1

      Vault Girl420 what does this even mean

  • @gho5thawk202
    @gho5thawk202 5 лет назад +209

    A hospital game but Kevin infecks everyone instead

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 5 лет назад +3

      inFECK? like infect but since it's kevin it's a lot worse so infeck

  • @________stephens8251
    @________stephens8251 5 лет назад +564

    If Article 13 kills your channel you should definitely go into radio, I'd even pay to listen to you.

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад +220

    American Healthcare Simulator

    • @Fly0High
      @Fly0High 5 лет назад +10

      You deserve a golden star and two silver ones ;)

    • @T_Stalemate
      @T_Stalemate 5 лет назад

      This about sums it up.

    • @neamhdhlisteanach6720
      @neamhdhlisteanach6720 5 лет назад +1

      id also say the NHS too, because of the long waiting times, not enough staff etc.

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 5 лет назад

      Except the people in it are clearly British.

    • @the_arizona_ranger0213
      @the_arizona_ranger0213 5 лет назад +1

      Universal healthcare simulator.

  • @zillah1157
    @zillah1157 5 лет назад +203

    "I can make anyone laugh if I try hard enough"
    Bore Ragnarok

  • @r0tt3nsush12
    @r0tt3nsush12 5 лет назад +153

    Two Point Hospital but the janitors are sick of Kevin's nonsense

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 5 лет назад +4

      Whats that green thing next to your name?

    • @pyrelynx
      @pyrelynx 5 лет назад +4

      @@dontknowdontcare1934 I think it's where they're a sponsor or they joined

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 5 лет назад

      @@pyrelynx That's lame.

    • @ToonGrizzly
      @ToonGrizzly 5 лет назад +1

      How they are a sponsor or the green thing

    • @r0tt3nsush12
      @r0tt3nsush12 5 лет назад +2

      ToonPrincess There’s a “JOIN” button next to the “SUBSCRIBE” button that leads you to a page where you can support Kevin

  • @david.84
    @david.84 5 лет назад +64

    Yes

  • @skriddle8667
    @skriddle8667 5 лет назад +46

    Two point Hospital but its a torture chamber

  • @silvereagle1083
    @silvereagle1083 5 лет назад +13

    "We can fix fractures, but we can't fix rude customers!" -The new hospital slogan

  • @bubblesduclos
    @bubblesduclos 5 лет назад +35

    If I was hired there, I would be the best doctor this hospital has ever seen.
    Now where is my car?

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 5 лет назад +9

    14:45 I love the notification that RT's hospital is better than Kevin's lol

  • @tessa8274
    @tessa8274 5 лет назад +33

    Luckily, your videos help more than they hurt.. most of the time at least

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 5 лет назад +74

    Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
    I got a bad case of lovin' you

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 лет назад

      My Lord and Savior! Bless us with good videos this December!

    • @hobbitpeddler4267
      @hobbitpeddler4267 5 лет назад

      🎵No pill's gonna cure my head...🎶

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 5 лет назад

      I just think of 'The Phrase that Pays'.

  • @acediaethos4469
    @acediaethos4469 5 лет назад +5

    3:52 the "why didn't i think of that" worries me :( kevin i hope you're okay, pls know that we adore you!!! you've helped me stay alive over the past few months and i'm sure i'm not the only one. thank you for being you

  • @harrysoanes5374
    @harrysoanes5374 5 лет назад +138

    The American health system in a nutshell

    • @ineedanewname.8169
      @ineedanewname.8169 5 лет назад +6

      You should see the NHS, those lines were no joke.

    • @leeoconnell2572
      @leeoconnell2572 4 года назад

      @@ineedanewname.8169 what about the HSE

    • @peaguy536
      @peaguy536 4 года назад +7

      it cant be, where are the guns

    • @leonardochapman4736
      @leonardochapman4736 4 года назад +2

      @@ineedanewname.8169 you shouldn't take the NHS for granted. It's a great service, the best in the world

  • @naiveandjaded
    @naiveandjaded 5 лет назад +9

    I love this series sm

  • @nbrouse388
    @nbrouse388 5 лет назад +6

    I love how much recognition you're getting after watching you for so damn long, like 7 years

  • @alitem3364
    @alitem3364 5 лет назад +237

    Day 18 of asking Kevin to Sing Take me home country roads to the place i belong West
    Virginia, mountain mama take me home country roads

    • @elenav.5470
      @elenav.5470 5 лет назад +16

      I can't wait for day 365

    • @dylanryan7246
      @dylanryan7246 5 лет назад +14

      Wrong youtuber

    • @True-Awkwardness
      @True-Awkwardness 5 лет назад +2

      Someday...

    • @flushedemoji4690
      @flushedemoji4690 5 лет назад +19

      asking RTgame to sing johny cash ring of fire

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell 5 лет назад +6

      I can get behind this. Only you can't force an artist into doing what they don't feel for - only knowing Kevin, this is right up his alley anyway.

  • @EternallyEden
    @EternallyEden 5 лет назад +10

    I actually lost it at the Bore Ragnarok joke.

  • @alexyoung9974
    @alexyoung9974 5 лет назад

    I needed this video in my life. PC crashed after playing sims 4 for 5 hours. My first sim death...gone. Sad day now made happier with this fine creation of a video. Thank you Kevin.

  • @BubbleShield570
    @BubbleShield570 5 лет назад +8

    "RT's hospital is worth 300K and ours 80K"
    The tutorial guy wants a RUclipsr clash

  • @TheMouseLemiwings
    @TheMouseLemiwings 5 лет назад +9

    My favorite part is when he said, Bore:Ragnarok.

  • @DrNachoBalls
    @DrNachoBalls 5 лет назад +7

    You just undid my nearly 6 years of med school with a single upload.

  • @walrus5540
    @walrus5540 5 лет назад +25

    I went to the movies with my friends and there was a hospital next to it and we were waiting outside and I pointed to the hospital and "no one's ever died there" but one of my friends grandparents died there so that's fun

    • @meiko5027
      @meiko5027 5 лет назад +1

      Don't forget the anal lube.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 лет назад

      oooh oh god that mustve been sad and awkward. seems like a mistake I would make honestly.

    • @amanda1426
      @amanda1426 4 года назад

      Lola Jackson what is going on here

  • @maneli3098
    @maneli3098 5 лет назад +13

    Does the Hospital exists to hurt or does the hurt exists to Hospital.

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 4 года назад +1

    "Our first hospital did good, we got 1 Gold Star and 2 Silver Stars."
    I think i'm going to save that one for when I do badly in a game that rates you through stars, that's really feken good.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 лет назад +7

    Two Point Hospital but there is no point to my hospital.
    Because it just kills you.

  • @tallahriehl8220
    @tallahriehl8220 5 лет назад +1

    I love how it started talking about how great RTGames hospital was, like, YES, DIVIDE THE IRISH!

  • @True-Awkwardness
    @True-Awkwardness 5 лет назад +25

    Two point hospital but all that matters is the golden toilet.

  • @rikketoudal
    @rikketoudal 5 лет назад +13

    What do you do if the doctor is sick? He still has his amnosia to think about

  • @leonv.3810
    @leonv.3810 5 лет назад +5

    If you let Kevin in charge of a hospital...
    You just know that none of the patients will live to ever see the sun again.

  • @errantintent
    @errantintent 4 года назад +2

    I'm so ashamed that I still laugh at "bore ragnarok" out of context

  • @Alex-uy7cz
    @Alex-uy7cz 5 лет назад +5

    This where the guy out of the drunken bar fights goes

  • @oscotube3717
    @oscotube3717 5 лет назад +7

    *Burn burn .....Kevin’s hell hole of a hospital*

  • @geraldhopkins3269
    @geraldhopkins3269 5 лет назад +8

    From now on Kevin will no longer receive money from ad revenue but almonds

  • @steveharvey2102
    @steveharvey2102 Год назад +2

    Portishead was a band, at some point, in the 90's or early 2000's.

  • @gumblemutt3495
    @gumblemutt3495 5 лет назад +5

    Two-Point Hospital except it’s really a Two-Point Morgue

  • @claylopez1527
    @claylopez1527 5 лет назад +1

    I've been watching this man's videos for the past 5 hours. I can't stop send help.

  • @duncun9092
    @duncun9092 5 лет назад +11

    I have the lumbago John, it's very serious

  • @jibbajabba
    @jibbajabba 4 года назад +1

    I only eat almonds to crack them in half and rub my tongue onto the perfectly smooth surface between the two halves.

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад +3

    The first hospital where the staff are more crippled than the patients

  • @mahougesu170
    @mahougesu170 5 лет назад +2

    "That guy just skipped the queue! I say we feckin' kill 'im."

  • @32Purpul
    @32Purpul 5 лет назад +5

    Hospital Simulator but it's in the US

  • @notdeclan6739
    @notdeclan6739 5 лет назад +1

    Kevin's doctors: *I diagnose you with dead*

  • @smugboon2377
    @smugboon2377 5 лет назад +5

    Two point hospital but it’s actually a murder camp

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers 2 года назад

    Things Kevin finds consistently funny:
    - Expensive janitors
    - Hedge mazes
    - The pun on "ward" and "award"
    - Death

  • @coffeeelk6364
    @coffeeelk6364 5 лет назад +7

    Hey Kevin? I just broke my leg and could use some medical attention, where are your locations again? I don’t trust any other hospital to properly tend to me.

    • @Cris-do3io
      @Cris-do3io 3 года назад

      I hope you didn’t get murdered by him *flashbacks to BitLife*

  • @pakoussa00
    @pakoussa00 5 лет назад

    13:13 HE SAID IT!! guys he feckin said it!! i can’t believe it i’m crying i’m literally shaking right now this is epic

  • @cussss
    @cussss 5 лет назад +5

    "Hey there friends how is it going?"
    not good.

  • @TeddyOG
    @TeddyOG 2 года назад +1

    'Excuse me, where's the restroom?'
    "About half a mile northeast of here"

  • @Th0tslayer
    @Th0tslayer 5 лет назад +3

    Two Point Hospital but my hospital is just a death sentence

  • @jonathanskipper9796
    @jonathanskipper9796 5 лет назад +2

    4:13 is basically pokemon gym design philosophy

  • @lordofshrek8994
    @lordofshrek8994 5 лет назад +3

    Two point hospital but Kevin gives everybody amnosia

  • @OfficialFilthyWarumono
    @OfficialFilthyWarumono 5 лет назад

    "No one needs to be seen urgently in a hospital". The FECKIN' TRUTH THOUGH I've literally been on a wait list for a 'specialist' for quite a serious problem for a YEAR AND A HALF.

  • @bigtim3060
    @bigtim3060 5 лет назад +8

    Should i feel bad for laughing at 13:13?

  • @vvampyra
    @vvampyra 4 года назад +1

    I knocked the fuck out a few autoplays ago and woke up with Rasputin stuck in my head, I am scared and distressed

  • @apesam5818
    @apesam5818 5 лет назад +10

    What kind of government will allow him to build a hospital?

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 5 лет назад +2

    "See that place, no one's ever died there."
    "Is that because they refuse to pay overpriced procedures and storm out of the building?"
    "..."

  • @Liffium
    @Liffium 5 лет назад +5

    Your the only youtuber that makes me laugh out loud

  • @brandonmueting810
    @brandonmueting810 5 лет назад

    Lol “thanks for the loan... NOW WERE BANKRUPT” the humor is great

  • @faebledstories
    @faebledstories 5 лет назад +32

    Two Point Hospital but my hospital is the entire American healthcare system

  • @LulitaInPita
    @LulitaInPita 5 лет назад +1

    15:09 I was expecting him to put the fire extinguisher at the other side of the hospital. I am genuinely surprised that he didn't lol

  • @mister_anomaly
    @mister_anomaly 5 лет назад +4

    More like Cemetery Simulator

  • @WindowsXPFrog
    @WindowsXPFrog 5 лет назад

    I have really bad back pain and this video actually cheered me up so thanks for that.

  • @reubengames
    @reubengames 5 лет назад +3

    It's like the surgeons are from surgeon simulator

  • @aaaaaaaaaaagh11
    @aaaaaaaaaaagh11 5 лет назад +2

    That 'bye for now' zoom in caught me so off guard 😂😂

  • @pedrocabral3261
    @pedrocabral3261 5 лет назад +8

    Kevin continuo amnesia series but you have amnosia

    • @andras1496
      @andras1496 4 года назад

      Oi Pedro vc é de Portugal?

  • @ianwood5715
    @ianwood5715 5 лет назад +1

    13:10
    Kevin: I can make anyone laugh if I try hard enough. Bore Ragnarok
    Me: holy shit this is the height of comedy take my money

  • @josiahwilliams3240
    @josiahwilliams3240 5 лет назад +3

    two point hospital but mercy doesn't have rez

  • @catrinmelldansen
    @catrinmelldansen 3 года назад

    love the zoom in on the plants as it shows how much more money daniels hospital is worth

  • @OctusYT
    @OctusYT 5 лет назад +4

    Play Portal 2!

  • @sadiedennis1358
    @sadiedennis1358 5 лет назад +1

    You always make these games look like so much fun, if I see you playing a game I own after your video I jump on to play then get bored 15 min in 😂

  • @scrappydoo69
    @scrappydoo69 5 лет назад +3

    *Hey there friends how’s it going*

  • @seriousshenanigans7609
    @seriousshenanigans7609 5 лет назад

    Imagine being airlifted away from what you already think is hell, just to land at Kevin’s hospital.

  • @streamsniper2668
    @streamsniper2668 5 лет назад +31

    Two point hospital
    More like BORE RAGNAROK

    • @Oliffka13
      @Oliffka13 5 лет назад +1

      Bore Ragnarok dies

    • @Spenstarr
      @Spenstarr 5 лет назад

      @@streamsniper2668 dedicated subscriber I respect that

    • @Oliffka13
      @Oliffka13 5 лет назад

      @@streamsniper2668 what? I subscribed Kevin.

    • @streamsniper2668
      @streamsniper2668 5 лет назад +1

      oliwsko Jim tells me otherwise

    • @Oliffka13
      @Oliffka13 5 лет назад

      @@streamsniper2668 fine XD

  • @rubyllewellyn497
    @rubyllewellyn497 5 лет назад

    I love how passionate Kevin was when he was talking about rude customers

  • @aaliyah6451
    @aaliyah6451 5 лет назад +5

    You should do a Dream Daddy series 😂

  • @rainandhail67
    @rainandhail67 4 года назад +2

    “Why have I hired a potato?!”
    -My first and last employer

  • @xijinping1192
    @xijinping1192 5 лет назад +4

    play more just cause 4!

  • @mazey_wolfskii6415
    @mazey_wolfskii6415 5 лет назад +2

    #18 ON TRENDING!!! Well done Kevin keep it up!!!