"Madam has thee apple barrel gown" "Boots lined with fur" "All the castle looketh at her" "She struck thy floor" "and unbeknownst" "Madam got low, low, low..."
Her apple bottomed kirtle Her veils so embroidered The whole tavern was looking at her She scrubbedst the floor, Next thing thou knowst Maiden's skirt was low, low, low, low, low.
if there be any DJ's in the comment section who attend Renfairs I hope you put Beedle's music in heavy ass rotation. When you want to increase your kingdom's population throw a massive festival and put this on I assure your kingdom will grow.
The shapely maiden donned a well tailored silk dress, accompanied by linen shoes The whole ball could not help but to gawk at her She pranced around the ballroom 'Twas when the belle sunk progressively lower
Truly one of the most profound songs I've ever heard. Combining the wisdom of the great philosophers of history with a deep unspoken, existential truth of humanity. The great mountains and oceans of the world and all the matter in the endless universe is dwarfed by this heart wrenching tale of shawty and her pure and spontaneous urge to get low.
I know a flute can't go that low, was that an oboe I hear in the second half of the chorus? If so, it was bangin' and my nerdy little violinist heart is smiling.
@@MissSimone02 It's what other people in the comments said. Maybe I'm gullible. It's just that these videos are so elaborate that I doubt everyone has an orchestra for each
Every time I hear these jams start up I can't help laughing cause I imagine amusing gangsta castle scenes in my mind and lyrics that be a mix of ye old medieval and straight up ghetto. And as I read the comments my office chair got low low low until I was laughing on the floor.
They played this for Martin Luther when he hit the dance floor with Katharina Von Bora in Wittenberg Church in Germany 🇩🇪. Edit: They got wild, in many more ways than one. Edit: Katharina got REAL low. Edit: It was a Saturday night so the next morning they went to the Church and cleansed their souls. Edit: This was a *REALLY* popular party fav back then.😊 Edit: Henry VIII had this playing at a few of his weddings. Edit: I'm also pretty sure that Aulus Vitellius, the Roman Emperor, had this playing at his two weddings. Edit: This melody got so popular that the great kings of Europe got tired of it and banned it, but they secretly kept listening to it inside the castle 🏰. Edit: Flowe Riorda was knighted and Lord-ed
Maiden had the cough from the lungs, fingers with the bloat, she spun around giving everyone a dance. Next thing you know, she hit the floor, maiden had plague plague plague no no no.
alas, thy fair maiden hath descended downwards
And so she rescinded their courtly offer regarding further copulation
I SCREAMED
AND I FOLLOWED SUIT
As opposed to descending upwards, yes?
Where she belong!
Flute just hitting differently 😌
KROGER AD THEME
Yeah I definitely prefer the ones like this where they have instruments doing the whole vocal part.
"Madam has thee apple barrel gown"
"Boots lined with fur"
"All the castle looketh at her"
"She struck thy floor"
"and unbeknownst"
"Madam got low, low, low..."
Yo. Perfection. Lmao
How do you think of this stuff?
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh madam what art thou doing
Sir, what thou has said is heavenly and pristine in nature. Raises my goblet in tribute and honor.
As a flute player, I must say whoever your flutist is goes HARD AF
it's synth
@@xgalarion8659 still goes hard af
@@xgalarion8659 I like to imagine a full orchestral group in historically accurate garb bard-ing the shit out of these
@@gildedpeahen876 love it!
ai mate
Flo Rida did an epic modern version of this ancient medieval song!
So I guess Louis Armstrong's estate has no case for plagiarism then.
I wonder if real medieval songs could be sampled from to make new pop hits. Could be a fun challenge.
@@andyjay729 What Flo Rida did is simply performing the lyrics of the Louis Armstrong classic to the tune of this medieval melody.
@@leafgreensniper13they could
this has NO reason to go so hard 😂
Low tis havest every reason. Tis more "Lit" than a witch burning.
@@codybarnes1531 hahaha well done
If I was at the banquet, I would dance
😂😂😂
Fr 🤣
Why am i only finding this banger 1500 years later
😂
We are two already 😂😂😂😂😂
Maiden hath that orthodox frock
Boots lined wi't fox fur
(Wi't fox fur)
Thus the high court finely observes her
Maiden hit thy floor
And unbeknownst!
Maiden got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Thine flowing plain dress with the slipper wi't laces.
(Laces)
Her lasciviousness doth turn faces.
Ok I just fell off the bed😂
@@tapashyarasaily1373 And thou hitteth thy floor, correct? :)
this is what college tuiton pays for folks
Robinhood's theme song when he wants stonks to drop.
Hahaha brilliant
@John Brennan what?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know when they start playing this in the tavern, that mead is flowwwing and the wenches be gettin' wild
lmaooooooo
Bosoms lifting out of them stays
@@SarahJareth no thy unholy heathens
Ayo yk the blacksmiths daughters gonna start showing her ankles when this one comes on
@@smdgdsounds not the blacksmith’s daughters 😭😭😭
I bet this started as a joke but the music was undeniable
It’s no fluke, it’s artistry in any culture’s instruments
It's no fluke, it's flute
Her apple bottomed kirtle
Her veils so embroidered
The whole tavern was looking at her
She scrubbedst the floor,
Next thing thou knowst
Maiden's skirt was low, low, low, low, low.
😂😂😭 hilarious
@@tapashyarasaily1373 haha thank you 😊
"Mistress Jessica!"
"Did thou make love with thy cursed mentor!?"
Jessica: "Master Wilson?"
"YES MASTER WILSON"
Jessica: "By the gods no!"
There is only one God and His name is Jehovah and Jesus Christ is His Son.
@@codybarnes1531 Would you be so kind as to get back to your church please
@@chapeloflights " No, I don't think we will "
The Vikings would have loves Flo Rida.
"Yes thou DIIIIIIID!!"
The lady gotteth them apple bottom jeans.
Twhat areth these Jeans doth speak of?
And thine boots with the fur?
The lady entered the pub
@@kr0626 and by the next thing thou observeth the madam descended, descended, descended, descended, descended...
JESSICA
if there be any DJ's in the comment section who attend Renfairs I hope you put Beedle's music in heavy ass rotation.
When you want to increase your kingdom's population throw a massive festival and put this on I assure your kingdom will grow.
I am available for DJ bookings (plague permitting...) 🙏
@@BeedleTheBardcore 🐍
@@BeedleTheBardcore I can imagine getting ye old lit at a renaissance fair if you were playing it.
Absolutely fire as per usual maestro
No, it's not as per usual. It's ten times as fire as almost any other. It's BEYOND EXPLAINABLE GOOD
Thine boots crafted with fur
In thine boots crafted in fur.
Funny thing my dog Love this song more rough playing
Flo rida covered this so masterfully, amazing
That flute . . . whoever is playing it is on another level. Wiggling them fingers like mad.
Aaayyyeee this is lit! 🔥 How do you say this is lit in medieval... “thine flow is torched”. 😂
Thy elaborate words be gossiped across the countryside
Thine words art truly enlightening
@@darrianowens7315 LMAO
When the taverns reopen after the plague
The shapely maiden donned a well tailored silk dress, accompanied by linen shoes
The whole ball could not help but to gawk at her
She pranced around the ballroom
'Twas when the belle sunk progressively lower
Truly one of the most profound songs I've ever heard. Combining the wisdom of the great philosophers of history with a deep unspoken, existential truth of humanity. The great mountains and oceans of the world and all the matter in the endless universe is dwarfed by this heart wrenching tale of shawty and her pure and spontaneous urge to get low.
“The whole tavern is gazing upon her”
Madam has indeed proceeded to descend, descend, descend, descend, descend, descend, descend, descend
Sir Shawty hath got low.
This is genuinely a really innovative and impressive way of using these instruments
Just rocking the hell out on the Oboe
How come I just found out about Bardcore?? I didn’t know I’d be needing this new genre in my life 👏
I just heard about it today. Consider your self lucky!
Me too
I know a flute can't go that low, was that an oboe I hear in the second half of the chorus? If so, it was bangin' and my nerdy little violinist heart is smiling.
All praise the nerd in this young woman! Go knowledge! I aint even peep that tbh lol
@@davidtirlokhi4954 lol 😆 thanks! Played in an orchestra for at least ten years.
It's synth so it can probably do things real flutes can't
Are you sure it's a synth? It's a little too smooth in my opinion to be synth
@@MissSimone02 It's what other people in the comments said. Maybe I'm gullible. It's just that these videos are so elaborate that I doubt everyone has an orchestra for each
Music by Rida of the Flo and Sir Pain of T
"Jessica! Hast thou lain with thine mentor?!"
master wilson?!
@@biktolia_7223 MASTER WILSON!!!!!
"I'm failing alchemy!"
*twerks respectfully*
IS R0NG-CENTRY DARLING
TWERK-CENTRY IS CRINGEY
I would really love for a video to be shot inside a tavern with wenches getting buck and TPain doing a cameo somehow.
This goes hard af
The world wouldn't be as rich without you. Thank you. Great genre.
When the Bardcore version is better than the Original
So true
It's always the case, as far as I'm concerned
Which currently accounts as 100% of times
There's probably lots of bangers from this century that we don't even know about.
Madame hast thou apple barrel draperies, boots with thy wool, she got thy whole vicinity lookingeth at her
The folk sowing the fields high,
but the reaperman always goes
low
low
low
This got the Coliseum poppin' back in the day (precovid)
That flute hits differently man woooooow ty for inspiration my guy from a fellow producer
Verily, this tune doth slap with great force.
Every time I hear these jams start up I can't help laughing cause I imagine amusing gangsta castle scenes in my mind and lyrics that be a mix of ye old medieval and straight up ghetto.
And as I read the comments my office chair got low low low until I was laughing on the floor.
All you need is medieval Little John in the back yelling “Yeahyea”
Thou meanest Sir John the Lesser?
jammin out in my art class with the gang to this because teacher didn’t turn up
Thy maiden has thy bossom loweth
It's crazy how good this is.
Thou knoweth when thee starts to play this in the local tavern, the melody is flowing and all the wenches show their ankles and become feral
I'm playing your mix at my Halloween party! 🎃 🥳
Thanks!
The bards music be going harder than usual, The mead be floweth, and The damsels ankles be showeth with this banger
I would genuinely listen to this long before I listen to the original song ever again.
0:14 why can i imagine this being in a ninja or samurai movie
She kneeled below she kneeled below she kneeled below
I just tried to play an Acepella version of the original over this , and it WORKS. lmfaoooo i love you
This just became my favorite RUclips Channel
She dropeth her garments very low indeed
Hits different
one of the best channels on youtube
This version would BANG over a house beat
I'm gonna recommend this channel to everyone I know
🙏
The harlots of the club hath seen her get low, she gave her posterior a slap
Devil in a new tunic would be a fine addition to the bard collection
No thank you, be gone evil one in the name of the Lord God.
The only shit that helps me focus when I’m doing homework
She had the whole ball looking at her!
Mobb Deep - Put Em' In Their Place
Dooooo it. Just. Do it
This one is wonderful!
My bard in D&D when she runs out of options:
this is what my great great granma listen while studying alchemy
That fine tune doth pleases my ears most splendiferous!
I just imagine Henry IIIV going ham like Tom cruise in tropic thunder to this
Glorious realm classic, blessed by our lord and saviour.
They played this for Martin Luther when he hit the dance floor with Katharina Von Bora in Wittenberg Church in Germany 🇩🇪.
Edit: They got wild, in many more ways than one.
Edit: Katharina got REAL low.
Edit: It was a Saturday night so the next morning they went to the Church and cleansed their souls.
Edit: This was a *REALLY* popular party fav back then.😊
Edit: Henry VIII had this playing at a few of his weddings.
Edit: I'm also pretty sure that Aulus Vitellius, the Roman Emperor, had this playing at his two weddings.
Edit: This melody got so popular that the great kings of Europe got tired of it and banned it, but they secretly kept listening to it inside the castle 🏰.
Edit: Flowe Riorda was knighted and Lord-ed
This is so amazing 🙌🏼
Maiden had the cough from the lungs, fingers with the bloat, she spun around giving everyone a dance. Next thing you know, she hit the floor, maiden had plague plague plague no no no.
LMAOOOOOO
Now presenting to the Queen....Sir Florence Rider and Sir Timothy Pains III
**Vibes in medieval**
somebody's dnd game finna be lit
Listening to this feels like im being chase by the Boss and got lost in the jungle. Lol.
This is the most relevant thing I have seen in years
When the king's daughter rocking them air judases
Perfect for sending Flo-Level Goblins at your party
Ahhhh the only song i listen to pass my chemistry in 1156.
Sounds like a start of an epic medieval quest
Tall lady vampire getting low.
Her lady ship hath the court looketh upon her, her highness hit the cobblestone, shawtyeth got low low low low
This goes so hard, what the
“The maiden, has showing up at the gathering pub and gave a big one on thy floor.”
Le Queen dropped low 😂😂
Man this is good. Keep it up, your takes on popular songs are epic.
Maybe we could see The Reflex by Duran Duran or Feel Good Inc.?
I wish they played this at my year 4 Tudor banquet at school 🥶🥵
This flute is so dope
hey this is quite good and catchy
Ah, how we hath used to wend down at thy ballroom (filthy styled). Thou's lenten season of geld, truthfully.
Short madame does hath low cut trousers
sending these to my campaign group for D&D to play this during our meeting ups 😂
THIS WENT HARDDDDD
I can imagine in like 20 years kids be playing this at a concert and all of us just be crying happy tears
Wow your content is amazing!