RIZZOLOGY 101

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 88

  • @yodi9282
    @yodi9282 Год назад +244

    I got that nervous breakdown rizz

  • @ultimatelifeform9337
    @ultimatelifeform9337 Год назад +113

    As a tall guy with blue eyes I see this as an absolute win

  • @coldcondition981
    @coldcondition981 Год назад +79

    King woke up and decided to teach us how to be rizz masters, he is THAT guy.

  • @arturoluque9269
    @arturoluque9269 Год назад +20

    *With great power comes great Rizzponsability*
    Very well said!

  • @fancycat8325
    @fancycat8325 Год назад +17

    Got rizz and rizz my girl almost 2 years ago. Will say another rizz, is the listening rizz. Some girls don't feel seen. If you make them feel seen and or feel special ya got someone for life. Or at least that's what i'm hoping for. Wishing all yall kings gl.

    • @KingTheodore100
      @KingTheodore100  Год назад +6

      Ooooh listening rizz, I see the vision!

    • @Miranda0752
      @Miranda0752 Год назад +2

      After hearing "You're always there for me, too well behaved, that's why I'm breaking up with you", I sincerely doubt what you're saying, though I am absolutely happy for you (I'll keep doing this tho, I'm not gonna change who I am for a girl).

    • @fancycat8325
      @fancycat8325 Год назад +6

      @@Miranda0752 not saying to change for a girl though sorry that happened to you dude. And honestly if she left you cause you were doing everything right that means she wasn't good for ya. And hey you'll find someone else. You got this!

  • @p0lar02
    @p0lar02 Год назад +18

    Instructions not clear, ended up with 3 restraining orders.

  • @angaloe
    @angaloe Год назад +13

    Hey man, something I've realized about you just from watching your I have no enemies to this video is that even if those video are really far apart, you are still really consistent with what's going on and you help out other kings who are in need of help and you have really great humor as well. Keep up the good work man because you're honestly keeping every king's head up! Mad respect 🫡and much love. 😎You have definitely earned yourself a new viewer 🙂

    • @KingTheodore100
      @KingTheodore100  Год назад +1

      Thankful for your support king ! Much love

    • @angaloe
      @angaloe Год назад

      @@KingTheodore100 Anytime my brother! 👑🙌

  • @2krazyyy
    @2krazyyy Год назад +7

    Man these lessons bring back memories

  • @WoIf339
    @WoIf339 Год назад +11

    King really did his research after the fumbling the baddies vid.

  • @defuzwolfeix3952
    @defuzwolfeix3952 Год назад +3

    Explanation on how to be funny: Being funny is making a joke and before making it adapting it to surprise the public in the best way possible, for example, if you want to be funny on the internet you can just take the most random memes possible and mixture them in the most random way possible, but if you want to make a joke for older people you gotta or tell a funny story that sounds pretty random or play with some words to surprise the person when this person understands the joke. So in short, surprise by adapting your joke to the person who listens to you.

    • @defuzwolfeix3952
      @defuzwolfeix3952 Год назад +1

      there are a lot of types of humor that you can have, for example, predictable humor where you have to make a joke that is so predictable that people think that they are not predicting what's gonna happen next when they actually do. It's pretty easy to make but if you use this too much people are gonna start thinking that you are not funny and that you're just strange.

  • @the_gaming_rabbit8017
    @the_gaming_rabbit8017 8 месяцев назад

    The way I see it, what gets me the bag won't always get others the bag. For me, just being confident and using the right words at the right time has gotten me the bag more than a few times. I'm not ugly but I'm not super attractive just off my face alone. Everyone has a unique hand they've been given. Yes some of them are more similar than other's but my point still stands. It's all about how you play the hand you've been given. It also depends on the woman you're going after too. My strategy won't always work and I have to switch up the play or fall back and try again elsewhere. Needless to say there's a lot of variables, but play your cards right and you'll come up on top more times than not

  • @thehokeypokeyiswhatitsallabout
    @thehokeypokeyiswhatitsallabout Год назад +19

    I think people forget that being a hard worker who’s really developed their skill at their job (no matter what it is) can absolutely puuuuull. The old ladies at my church used to tell me that the girls only want a BMW: Black Man Working. They were right😪😌 Also, learn from the old people. They got some wild stories of ancient rizz, and some of those stories still apply today

  • @DanielMemeSmith
    @DanielMemeSmith Год назад +4

    A Johnny Test reference, wow that's rare. Awesome video man.
    *cries in brown eyes*

    • @OlgaG18
      @OlgaG18 7 месяцев назад +1

      It’s ok bro, as long as you have almond shaped eyes, you’re good

    • @OlgaG18
      @OlgaG18 7 месяцев назад

      and also long eyelashes

  • @IHitTheWater
    @IHitTheWater Год назад +10

    I think I'm getting the comedy rizz down but then again it's mostly the homies that are laughing... Good starting point I guess

    • @KingTheodore100
      @KingTheodore100  Год назад

      You master comedic rizz, you’re foot is in the door!

  • @LaytonObserves
    @LaytonObserves Год назад

    Can't wait for your channel to pop off. You deserve it for searching, downloading and assembling all these clips alone. The comedy bangs too

  • @InsertHandleHere-c3m
    @InsertHandleHere-c3m 9 дней назад +1

    Hydrocity Zone kept me hooked bro 🔥🔥🔥

  • @brae17
    @brae17 Год назад +9

    From listening to your college story times idk if we should be taking rizz advice from you😭 but none the less W video bro subs keep going up you gon be at 100k in no time🙏🏾

  • @shadowblazer73
    @shadowblazer73 Год назад +13

    Loving this channel and your content 🤟🔥

  • @spacecadetlostintransit
    @spacecadetlostintransit Год назад +4

    Accidental rizz is my go to

  • @TheEndoKenzo
    @TheEndoKenzo Год назад +4

    There's a whole science to it lmaoo but fire vid

  • @meep4038
    @meep4038 Год назад +1

    I got that tism rizz, funny but completely oblivious. Takes me 5 business days to realize I got flirted with

  • @Hero-xf2is
    @Hero-xf2is Год назад +3

    keep up the videos i love ur channel

  • @itsTomedon
    @itsTomedon Год назад

    thank god i got that tall rizz brother really made me 192cm amen

  • @hallohek
    @hallohek Год назад +2

    11:36 Me (a 5’11 mf): man I really hope I’ll grow just that little bit more lmao

  • @wuba5456
    @wuba5456 Год назад

    thank you king

  • @scarymonsters6797
    @scarymonsters6797 Год назад +2

    Bro really thought me how to get a girl he's the goat frl🐐🐐😂❤

  • @guillermo5444
    @guillermo5444 8 месяцев назад

    Amen 🙏🏼

  • @sgisgfasakddg9892
    @sgisgfasakddg9892 Год назад +2

    IM LETTING THIS MAN COOK🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @TJ_Fushigoru
    @TJ_Fushigoru 10 месяцев назад

    5:22 would’ve been a great opportunity to put the Kermit version. With great power comes great big booty women 🤣

  • @TheWatermelon_warrior
    @TheWatermelon_warrior Год назад

    Bro spiting facts

  • @Tyler_stuff8970
    @Tyler_stuff8970 15 дней назад

    I got the trip on air and land 2 miles away rizz

  • @Lumiere300
    @Lumiere300 Год назад +2

    YES THEO! YES!!!

  • @Hamvpter
    @Hamvpter Год назад +1

    Eugene doesnt pull em cuz like the twins are DOWN HORRENDUS FOR THE OTHER DUDE

    • @KingTheodore100
      @KingTheodore100  Год назад

      Fair, but with the money he has I would think the brother would at least be able to get one of em

    • @Hamvpter
      @Hamvpter Год назад

      @@KingTheodore100 maybe in a different dimension but the twons turned themselves into babies to kiss the other dude 😭😭😭

  • @lincolnhausman7025
    @lincolnhausman7025 Год назад

    This guy has the rizz sensei rizz

  • @christ4735
    @christ4735 Год назад +3

    he didn’t mention Theodore rizz

    • @KingTheodore100
      @KingTheodore100  Год назад +1

      It's too powerful for the public, king! Can't share too many secret heh

    • @christ4735
      @christ4735 Год назад

      @@KingTheodore100 not all of us can get rizz tell us about the sacred technique of theodore rizz

  • @vinethkawmududesilva3662
    @vinethkawmududesilva3662 8 месяцев назад

    nice

  • @Ttyyttyty
    @Ttyyttyty Год назад +1

    sports rizz only applies to popular sports
    unfortunately swimming doesn't get much attention

  • @HarryOsosuakpor
    @HarryOsosuakpor Год назад

    Youre A G.O.A.T

  • @ZacS-i6t
    @ZacS-i6t 6 месяцев назад

    If you’re watching videos like this, it’s to late.

  • @hartsv
    @hartsv Год назад

    This video made my bed white
    Ayo not like that, I was cleaning my white bed cover that was stained, fix your brain bro

  • @tox_anituber
    @tox_anituber Год назад

    We making out with our crushes with this one 🔥🔥🔥

  • @AtarusArchive
    @AtarusArchive Год назад +2

    @willy this is for you

  • @Landinolarsino
    @Landinolarsino Год назад

    I got that illegal rizz

  • @Exvar
    @Exvar Год назад

    W Rizz

  • @HarryOsosuakpor
    @HarryOsosuakpor Год назад

    RIZZ

  • @stevewondering6311
    @stevewondering6311 5 месяцев назад

    What is chef rizz?

    • @connor4144
      @connor4144 5 месяцев назад

      The ability to cook nice meals.

  • @shermtheworm_justbetter
    @shermtheworm_justbetter Год назад

    he’s on fortnite too

  • @hydra5888
    @hydra5888 Год назад

    You dont get the credit you deserve man.

  • @WarriorKid_77
    @WarriorKid_77 Год назад

    Tall rizz is a lie. I am 6'1 and ain't no girl attracted to me.

  • @Dekkard5
    @Dekkard5 7 месяцев назад

    There is no such thing nerd rizz. Nerds are notorious for having no rizz.

  • @mrhoneybadger5539
    @mrhoneybadger5539 8 месяцев назад

    #1 tip - do not try to impress and date everybody.

  • @CallMeDaddy-bl4ej
    @CallMeDaddy-bl4ej Год назад +1

    9:35 bro you need to cut moments like these and make some shorts to pull more viewers, this is too funny.
    love your videos i hope your channels grows quick.

  • @Wingthisshitcuh
    @Wingthisshitcuh Год назад +1

    Duke Dennis got allat on default