instead she/he, just say they. it flows better and is easier to read. ie. "the meeting just ended and someone left their bag behind. i wonder whose bag it is. it's got a tag that says "Charlie" on it so they could be a woman or a man"
in the span of two minutes, ANKO came up with a whole plot on how our species and birds came to an agreement to give up limbs, with lore and a whole ass war. i'd read it.
This whole bird/evolution conversation was so dumb but I was still laughing, it was a conversation that grade school kids would have at the Lunch table or something.
On this episode of Salty Phish and Co! The gang flashes back to Twobold's legendary parlay during the great bird war, Essie and Phish perfect their nonverbal communication, and Twobold fans so many hammers it breaks Phish's camera. Which all turns put to be a sinister plot by the camera to break a fan's heart. The stakes are certainly high as this new mechanized villain takes the stage. Will Phish and ANKO be able to stop its reign of terror and journey to the land of Amazon to buy new wires? Or will the prophecy of Lewi's ultra instinct finally be fulfilled when Phish is forced to give him the UwU host? Find out NEXT TIME, on Salty Phish and Co!
rare footage of Eastertiger healing a Hammond. 4:27 one day we all submit to what we hate i have yet to submit to playing Junkrat but the time will come unfortunately. first it was Salty Phish, now it's Eastertiger. how the mighty have fallen
As an Aussie the great Emu war gave me horrible flashbacks to the trenches. And yes they did win and we must put the capital E in Emu as is the terms of the human surrender.
For context when Lewis asks why we don’t have wings. Humans are have the most endurance and energy conservation as land mammals due to our bipedalism. This allowed for the travel across large landscapes beyond arboreal territories to savanahs where we hypothesize that we began to develop into our earliest fully bipedal ancestor. We could outrun across long distances any other land mammal which proved very beneficial in Savannah’s where we could track prey for miles and expand our food range in a single day without risk of dying of starvation. Most species are incredibly limited to their range of movement by the amount of food they have to consume, however because bipedalism relies on the locking of hips without active intense muscle contraction humans could cover massive spans of territory to find new food without dying of starvation.
i’ve been bored recently so i went back and watched all of your vids again and liked em all. i just recently got back into ow so this makes it that much better
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"Flamingos doesn't have reflexes."
"Birds doesn't have legs."
Can't wait for the next bird fact.
Next episode Minx with her bird calls.
You leaving that kid that just wanted a selfie with you, without context, is the next hit villain origin story
Nah Nex was fine and not a kid, I know its been a year just wanted to let ya know.
Isn’t that syndrome’s origin story in incredibles?
@@smocloudI mean kinda but Sydrome wanted a lot more than a selfie
You can see the exact moment his heart breaks.
Well no, he left the match before we could.
I could smell the moment cuz I’m built different.
I mean my heart was kinda broken NGL
@@nexusscarecrow omg it’s him
Nexus Scarecrow the heartbroken lad
Sitting here trying not to choke on pretzels after "Birds don't have feet"
Thank you for a lovely morning Phish.
Good morning from Europe!
The only heart you break is Lewi's when you reject his proposals of love.
Or Kill his Charmeleon
Good, Lewi must be punished for his Soul Lock fumbles.
Here in case the title changes
I broke a fan’s heart...
well i guess it didnt change yet
Why would it change?
@@seven8703 Because Salty has been changing titles soon after he uploads new videos
How
It’s a good title lol
I really like how they censored frogger but there was another person in chat who cursed
Plot twist: salty was told by the fan to secretly leave so their crush would feel bad them and “potentially” take them out.
instead she/he, just say they. it flows better and is easier to read.
ie.
"the meeting just ended and someone left their bag behind. i wonder whose bag it is. it's got a tag that says "Charlie" on it so they could be a woman or a man"
@@mica8701 damn you right lemme fix that
The whole bird bit literally had me crying because I was laughing so hard, lmaooo
Twobold playing McCree: MY METHODS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
how could you break a fans heart and not their mental overload?
Time to hit Phish with the "You've really changed." After looking at the title
Bumbler's second wave of laughter after Phish left fucking SENT ME duuuude!! That was so funny!
I like how their definition of a perfect species is literally just someone using the aja mask and becoming the ultimate lifeform
Can we all just take another moment to appreciate the consistent Phish uploads? Love it
When I was this early all I would here was “HE GETS IT DONE AGAIN”
One day he will get it done again again
Yes he will!
"Birds don't have feet"
Salty Phish 2020
Isn’t fhish Philippean and or Indian
They have wings
man, phish broke my heart when he didn't say thank you after I called phish attractive
Phish you broke my heart when you unadded me on discord...
Oof :(
Oof
Oof?
Oofy
Oof
TwoBold: Using Ult to have his ammo reset for a Fan the Hammer Kill
Me: Gloy favors the bold or should I say the *TwoBold*
Good to see you posting more, always enjoy your streams and videos. Cant wait to see future content! Keep it up!!
3:14 nineteen fan the hammer kills?!
in the span of two minutes, ANKO came up with a whole plot on how our species and birds came to an agreement to give up limbs, with lore and a whole ass war. i'd read it.
2:20-4:20 is the funniest 2 minutes I’ve watched in a long time
Phish: Lakes are reverse islands
Me: *Prepares to put Phish down* He knows too much
This season of salty phish has some good episodes. This by far my favorite. I really like how they’ve went deep into the universes lore.
6:02 finally
“Annnnd coming in at number for top ten anime betrayals, Salty phish!”
8:52 *WHAT*
That made me laugh way more than it should have...
The last time i was this early Phish still had some decent lucio content
This whole bird/evolution conversation was so dumb but I was still laughing, it was a conversation that grade school kids would have at the Lunch table or something.
Hey everyone have a good day
Thanks man, have a good one too. God bless :D
No u
You too
Hope you have a good one too.
Ditto
On this episode of Salty Phish and Co! The gang flashes back to Twobold's legendary parlay during the great bird war, Essie and Phish perfect their nonverbal communication, and Twobold fans so many hammers it breaks Phish's camera. Which all turns put to be a sinister plot by the camera to break a fan's heart. The stakes are certainly high as this new mechanized villain takes the stage. Will Phish and ANKO be able to stop its reign of terror and journey to the land of Amazon to buy new wires? Or will the prophecy of Lewi's ultra instinct finally be fulfilled when Phish is forced to give him the UwU host? Find out NEXT TIME, on Salty Phish and Co!
this is underrated af
“Take it easy!” -phish referencing Nacho Libre confirms he is still my favorite RUclipsr
Phish rejecting that fan's pic ask is the origin story of next season's villain
I love how you can actually see "Waste of Phone Storage" as the contact name
This guy is such a chad
7:13 the only time i’ve seen him genuinely mad
I love how every time he breaks masters we see it on RUclips
Phish breaks my heart with these consistent uploads
This is by far the funniest video ive watched all year
rare footage of Eastertiger healing a Hammond. 4:27 one day we all submit to what we hate i have yet to submit to playing Junkrat but the time will come unfortunately.
first it was Salty Phish, now it's Eastertiger. how the mighty have fallen
When you realize that you won't be friends with Phish because he already has a friend named Ian and having two would be confusing
Saltyphish at 3am just hits it differently I dont know why.
As an Aussie the great Emu war gave me horrible flashbacks to the trenches. And yes they did win and we must put the capital E in Emu as is the terms of the human surrender.
"And we had to fly uphill, both ways, in the snow!"
I'm gonna wheeze about birds not having feet for the rest of the day
Waste of phone storage?! Come on, those messages were comedy gold!
Sigma wasn't actually ulting there, he was asking Lewi what the plan was.
legend still has it that Wrecking Ball is still on the bridge, waiting to take a pic with Salty
“Supports should be able to 1v1 dps” meanwhile in overwatch 2
6:36 Essie told a Hammond that she had nano LMAO!!!!!!!!
Answering Lewi's question, evolution doesn't give you the best way of living, it gives you the least to survive.
Truly a tragic tale that is the Bird Human Wing Feet Exchange
8:53 so fucking funny
2:38 salty: "Birds don't have feet"
SMORT!
wow imagen how the fan felt just saying can i get a pic and phish just leaves due to inactivity the depresion in like 7 stages
"Have you ever noticed that lakes are just reverse islands?" Why no. Do tell me more, Jaden Smith.
next episode of this anime will be phish faking his death and essie being the prime suspect in the investigation
For context when Lewis asks why we don’t have wings. Humans are have the most endurance and energy conservation as land mammals due to our bipedalism. This allowed for the travel across large landscapes beyond arboreal territories to savanahs where we hypothesize that we began to develop into our earliest fully bipedal ancestor. We could outrun across long distances any other land mammal which proved very beneficial in Savannah’s where we could track prey for miles and expand our food range in a single day without risk of dying of starvation. Most species are incredibly limited to their range of movement by the amount of food they have to consume, however because bipedalism relies on the locking of hips without active intense muscle contraction humans could cover massive spans of territory to find new food without dying of starvation.
That was probably the most cursed outro sound clip I've heard in Phish's videos
Salty: omg lewi (doesn't even say what he's talking about).
lewi: IT WASN'T ME, IT WASN'T MEE
If phish ever gets 1 million subscribers we need a full hanzo stream in a hanzo cosplay, THIS MUST HAPPEN
If phish dies I’m putting all blame on essie
Oh hey cool I am in a youtube video
salty i see you have begun to start appealing to a younger audience. I wish you good luck and hope your channel grows greatly. Good luck.
this might be one of your funniest episodes so far ngl
Top 10 heart breaking RUclips moments
Damn that fan is lucky to have his/her heart be broken by Phish 😂
i’ve been bored recently so i went back and watched all of your vids again and liked em all. i just recently got back into ow so this makes it that much better
I honestly died at the birds don't have feet 😂
2:30 Phish is right, they have talons not feet.
I swear to God I spat so much water at "birds don't have feet"
“What?”
*dies*
Here before the title changes from fan’s to fans
10:07 the moment you said Ian i was so fucking confused cuz thats also my name lmao
Birds don’t have long distance walking feet
My man really found a stock image for "Birdie Sanders"
1:44
I can’t quite place why, but you really look like you’re coming out of a 2000’s campaign telling people not to do drugs
That poor man just wanted a pic with phish
Phish: Buys airpods
Also Phish: I paid for WIRES, I'M GOING TO USE WIRES
Hey, very well done with the edits on this one Bumbler.
We don't have wings because our evolution split from birds a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.
3:51 grandpa you havent taken your pills right?
Anytime phish says anything it needs to be followed by:🌈The more you know🌈✨
Love all these bird facts 😌
His videos have gotten better and better over the years
Watch him be back in diamond by the next video
This was easily the funniest episode in months
There constant uploads are amazing keep up the good work
Watching this a month later I still can't believe twobold got THIRTY SEVEN fan the hammer kills
Imagine naming a contact wasted phone storage
So does that mean Redbull was invented by birds?
Birds don’t have feet, they have talons
I can't believe you did my teammate dirty like that. Nex has become one of my closest friends and you betrayed him.
This video should've been named Bird Feet.
Technically birds don't have feet, they have talons
Another upload, POG
Best Salty Phish video ever lmao
Lol that chat blame game
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me: No reason
My mind: 4:17