KILLER WHALES: A Lethal Dose of Crypto Cringe

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024
  • finally got around to getting this one uploaded. Enjoy I guess

Комментарии • 51

  • @JAUWNCUBE
    @JAUWNCUBE  4 месяца назад +107

    Sadly RUclips has denied my application to the partner program on this account because of "reuploaded or reused content".
    So yeah i guess i am kind of disappointed because I can't get ad revenue from this channel, but of course youtube will still show ads on my videos. Contacting them on support gets me a bot response, even on my main account. Yeah I'm salty about it, but it doesn't surprise me. Not like this channel would have made much money anyway but it would be nice to at least get a couple bucks and a cut of what RUclips makes off my videos regardless.
    #freejauwn

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII 4 месяца назад +14

      Ok, I will get adblock specifically for watching this channel then :)
      Seriously, that's so stupid. Half of youtube is people rebroadcasting stuff and commenting on it (or not) at this point

    • @tripolarmdisorder7696
      @tripolarmdisorder7696 4 месяца назад

      How is this not transformative? RUclips needs to get a dozen raw eggs in the shell and tell their AI bot to suck on them, hard.

    • @JAUWNCUBE
      @JAUWNCUBE  4 месяца назад +15

      Idk. It even says “reaction videos are allowed”

    • @MarkkusTaylor
      @MarkkusTaylor 4 месяца назад +4

      It's insane that the only RUclips support that exists is contacting them through Twitter.

    • @novelezra
      @novelezra 4 месяца назад +3

      It's funny because I bet Asmondgold gets all his shit monetized

  • @Nocturnalux
    @Nocturnalux 2 месяца назад +10

    My favorite thing about this show is how the comments from the judges are the exact opposite to their decision. “You’re great, you can do no wrong for that reason, it’s a sink for me”; “You suck, your product is terrible so it’s a swim for me.”

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 2 месяца назад +3

      That's how you make drama and mystery, right?

  • @romulusnuma116
    @romulusnuma116 4 месяца назад +36

    I can't believe "it was a message for god" guy was a win in this show crypto people are such clowns.

  • @FeelsGouda
    @FeelsGouda 4 месяца назад +39

    We all know, the comedians who start their introduction with "I am the best comedian (in xy)" are the funniest.
    /s

  • @b.n.9467
    @b.n.9467 4 месяца назад +36

    IMMA WOMAN

  • @novelezra
    @novelezra 4 месяца назад +23

    OK, I'm going to give this show the benefit of the doubt and say that the producers vet the guests to ensure that the claims that they say are true. Unlike most crypto projects where you can say whatever you want - even make up people; let's just say that all of this is based on provenance and research.
    With that said, when someone says;
    "I ran a billion dollar hedgefund" and your response is "I need to know whether I can trust you"
    You know that these people are amateurs pretending to be entrepreneurs - just like most cryptobros.
    Don't get me wrong, I don't like billionaires, but if I had a project involving money and someone told me that ran a hedge fund worth billions.
    I'd be inclined to trust that person or at least talk to them in a polite manner.
    This show is a joke and I hope it gets renewed for 12 more seasons so Jauwn is forced to suffer through it all.
    Love ya Jauwn!

  • @alienhatz3265
    @alienhatz3265 4 месяца назад +25

    you are definitely top 100 crypto comedians

    • @JAUWNCUBE
      @JAUWNCUBE  4 месяца назад +5

      At least

    • @delsin1126
      @delsin1126 Месяц назад

      I don’t even consider the other guy as a comedian. So yes Jauwn is the number 1 crypto comedian. AND THE ONLY ONE

  • @sodenkamp
    @sodenkamp 4 месяца назад +25

    It seems that there's a true overrepresentation of dutch people on this show. I mean for such a small country appearently we do a lot of dumb shit with crypto.

    • @tripolarmdisorder7696
      @tripolarmdisorder7696 4 месяца назад

      The Dutch are what happens when you allow weed in cafes. So much chucklebrush there, that wealthy stoners can chat like how everyone who got stoned in the basement did, but with money to actually attempt the bs they dreamed about.

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII 4 месяца назад +48

    Oh, they just hate him because he worked with real money and they are crypto people?

    • @daranyillh6446
      @daranyillh6446 4 месяца назад +13

      That and he didn't try to overhype his explanation of what his product is

  • @SixTough
    @SixTough 3 месяца назад +5

    You can see how some of these guys just smile and nod when asked about the future... Like they are partially aware that this is nonsense

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII 4 месяца назад +25

    Wow that "learning a second language" comment sounded condescending. I won't buy in but you are still great for having learned some English...

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 3 месяца назад +4

      Like wtf the whole "language barrier" thing was ridiculous. Their English was perfect!

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@kwarra-anexpecting crypto people to not be some sort of prejudiced is a bit of a lost cause

  • @zYamiGuto
    @zYamiGuto 4 месяца назад +7

    The games on the background are getting crazier and more entertaining than the main episode lol

  • @PineappleDealer37
    @PineappleDealer37 3 месяца назад +4

    As a Pole, seeing you try to pronounce the name of that traitor of the nation was kinda funny

  • @AgentHeroic
    @AgentHeroic 4 месяца назад +11

    That poor guy ranting about how Parallel is going to be the greatest thing ever is honestly kind of screwed up. Crypto seems to attract some of the most mentally ill people and it's honestly kind of concerning

    • @thelonleyUchiha1
      @thelonleyUchiha1 4 месяца назад +2

      lol when the community is as tight as it is and goes ballistic when anything harsh is said about it it’s not wonder that people with already not great mental states would be affected by it sadly. It’s like giving alcohol to an alcoholic while telling them nothing is wrong with it and demonizing AA

  • @bruhmastro420
    @bruhmastro420 4 месяца назад +7

    thank you for the gift m'lord

  • @snil4
    @snil4 4 месяца назад +6

    Excuse me but what was even the first pitch about? I lost it at the god part

  • @romulusnuma116
    @romulusnuma116 4 месяца назад +3

    Its dumb that if they already have a stake they don't vote but they participate in the discussions so like there's no conflict of interests there

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII 4 месяца назад +6

    Wtf they have thought through their pitch and have real merits, not just passion and a vibe, and therefore they are sus and boring...

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII 4 месяца назад +7

    Yay its back! Yes we do want to watch another episode 😅

    • @JAUWNCUBE
      @JAUWNCUBE  4 месяца назад +5

      yup i have 2 more episodes left :)

  • @Malthinae
    @Malthinae 4 месяца назад +3

    Man, the things you do for our entertainment... I'm not sure it's worth it, honest ^^') I mean, thanks for taking the time to do it, but still, it's a shame it's necessary at all.
    #freejauwn

  • @dimarichmain
    @dimarichmain 4 месяца назад +4

    This episode is brought to you by my comment, you can thank me later.

  • @Mini_Noob22
    @Mini_Noob22 4 месяца назад +9

    I'm sure that these NFT projects are VERY well thought out and will be very succesful!

  • @soapppppppp
    @soapppppppp 4 месяца назад +1

    i need interviews with all the judges on what was scripted and what they were pitching for

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 4 месяца назад +1

    hell yes, new jauwn video about killer whales.

  • @AlexOlsenpang
    @AlexOlsenpang 2 месяца назад +1

    Btw ar means augmented reality not alternative reality.

  • @bellisperennissturdivant
    @bellisperennissturdivant 4 месяца назад

    im starting to enjoy watching this nightmare

  • @kuba4ful
    @kuba4ful 13 дней назад

    I wanted to listen to more of that "God told me" guy, disappointed you skipped so much :sob:

  • @warpvector
    @warpvector 4 месяца назад +4

    AR means Augmented Realty.

  • @deviousdieselmusic
    @deviousdieselmusic 4 месяца назад

    Jauwn when are we getting coffee in center city dawg

  • @ErinRobinson314
    @ErinRobinson314 4 месяца назад

    Jauwn ur my goat

  • @neroplaypl7600
    @neroplaypl7600 4 месяца назад +5

    poland mentioned