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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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  • @GoddamnILoveBison
    @GoddamnILoveBison 5 лет назад +4713

    "I can't get anyone down to the nut bucket."
    Shout out to Plankton for saying what we're feeling.

    • @Professor_Utonium_
      @Professor_Utonium_ 5 лет назад +40

      F

    • @menotyou1531
      @menotyou1531 5 лет назад +102

      And now NOBODY’S gonna come!

    • @lisadickstein7991
      @lisadickstein7991 5 лет назад +45

      @@menotyou1531 Pun entirely intended

    • @AnimeJeice
      @AnimeJeice 5 лет назад +6

      How can he compete with caned coochie

    • @Multi006
      @Multi006 5 лет назад +2

      I'm a homestuck fan, and bucket means something entirely different from where i'm standing

  • @XanderIsALoser
    @XanderIsALoser 5 лет назад +4811

    Hearing a perfect Mr. Krabs saying “Coochie” is now the highlight of my week

  • @xxastraxx
    @xxastraxx 5 лет назад +5717

    the voices are terrifyingly accurate and i’m loving it

    • @tanktamer8760
      @tanktamer8760 5 лет назад +70

      @/\/\€ĞÆ |\|ŮŤ No definitely not this guy has been slowly getting better. His older videos are kind of almost there but not quite

    • @xxastraxx
      @xxastraxx 5 лет назад +7

      Tank Tamer Ohh I understand. Thank you for letting me know!

    • @xxastraxx
      @xxastraxx 5 лет назад +1

      /\/\€ĞÆ |\|ŮŤ omg imagine

    • @domino6490
      @domino6490 5 лет назад +1

      Bada ba ba baa

    • @Lielac
      @Lielac 5 лет назад +1

      Right?!

  • @mellamojeff458
    @mellamojeff458 4 года назад +6064

    But why does he sound like almost every single character is this god forsaken video

    • @SanSanFTW
      @SanSanFTW 4 года назад +152

      Bro.....
      These are the real voice actors

    • @haleythomas3073
      @haleythomas3073 4 года назад +38

      Metal Sonic FTW lmao sorry if I get r/whooshed but are you serious cause no it’s not

    • @SanSanFTW
      @SanSanFTW 4 года назад +65

      @@haleythomas3073 bro. The voice actors do stuff like this all the time

    • @bingobunny7862
      @bingobunny7862 4 года назад +182

      @@SanSanFTW nah, this is all one guy. Hes pretty awesome

    • @SanSanFTW
      @SanSanFTW 4 года назад +10

      @@bingobunny7862 wow. I did not know that

  • @qtino8777
    @qtino8777 5 лет назад +14018

    I was so unprepared to hear “Krusty Kooch”

    • @samuell.tankson4480
      @samuell.tankson4480 5 лет назад +206

      Glad to see that I'm not the only one XD

    • @gamingwithriley-robloxandm1677
      @gamingwithriley-robloxandm1677 5 лет назад +271

      I was in front of my stepmom

    • @hayden1280
      @hayden1280 5 лет назад +342

      That and nut bucket

    • @mhggggg
      @mhggggg 5 лет назад +21

      @Conflux he should be proud

    • @zane4535
      @zane4535 5 лет назад +13

      @@gamingwithriley-robloxandm1677 sounds like the start of a pornhub community video

  • @xXHatsuneMikuFanXx
    @xXHatsuneMikuFanXx 5 лет назад +8691

    the voices have no right being this accurate

    • @nitrocreeper10
      @nitrocreeper10 5 лет назад +75

      True

    • @Chara-yu8wo
      @Chara-yu8wo 5 лет назад +16

      Asriel Dreemurr Hey there Azzy 7w7

    • @Bloopersh0ck
      @Bloopersh0ck 5 лет назад +11

      They really dont

    • @circeh9499
      @circeh9499 5 лет назад +59

      The only one that doesn't sound perfect is Patrick. You could tell that one's off, but the others are perfect

    • @scott6605
      @scott6605 5 лет назад +1

      🤔

  • @anthonyruggiero1988
    @anthonyruggiero1988 5 лет назад +11368

    When you realize he's done pretty much every character besides Spongebob himself

    • @unpopularopinions7407
      @unpopularopinions7407 5 лет назад +726

      He seems to have intentionally left Spongebob out of the Coochie Salesman video, maybe he just can’t do the voice

    • @AmethystASTeRReisYALL
      @AmethystASTeRReisYALL 5 лет назад +669

      @@unpopularopinions7407 ngl I've never heard anyone do a legitimately accurate Spongebob voice

    • @TheCece12345a
      @TheCece12345a 5 лет назад +61

      You guys should watch more RUclips plenty of accurate spongebob acts

    • @tylersprouse6861
      @tylersprouse6861 5 лет назад +163

      Anthony Ruggiero That’s because Spongebob’s voice is nearly impossible to replicate

    • @pedros.9954
      @pedros.9954 5 лет назад +56

      Spongebob is giving the coochie

  • @semenshestakov2247
    @semenshestakov2247 4 года назад +2067

    Plot twist: he actually hired spongebob voice actors.

  • @Space_Cat969
    @Space_Cat969 5 лет назад +13252

    This voice acting is spot on.
    Congrats, you can say "coochie" in Mr. Krabs's voice.

    • @Plarkrld
      @Plarkrld 5 лет назад +130

      That isnt a edit?

    • @katrinaisoffline
      @katrinaisoffline 5 лет назад +326

      @@Plarkrld Nope! This guy is just using his skill to make shitposts.

    • @Kal6933
      @Kal6933 5 лет назад +218

      Plark If it was edited, the voices would sound all shitty and chopped up. This sounds VERY smooth.

    • @yungmalaria
      @yungmalaria 5 лет назад +135

      You can clearly hear it’s voice acting, or else the audio would have spliced moments with different intonation

    • @progenitor_amborella
      @progenitor_amborella 5 лет назад +1

      Right like holy shit

  • @Demvare
    @Demvare 5 лет назад +1651

    "The Krusty Kooch" is the one thing I never thought I wanted to hear, but I've always needed to

    • @rupitusman
      @rupitusman 5 лет назад +35

      Same thing with "Cum Bucket"

    • @timnewton1639
      @timnewton1639 5 лет назад +5

      I like this variant better than the usual krusty cock

    • @Potatopatch
      @Potatopatch 5 лет назад +10

      @@rupitusman He said Nut Bucket

  • @InvisibleHotdog
    @InvisibleHotdog 5 лет назад +1558

    Breaking news: Nick fires all Spongebob voices and hires one man in cost-cutting effort

  • @chaselegoman
    @chaselegoman 5 лет назад +779

    Stephen Hillenburg is smiling down on you from heaven.

  • @arthrub3765
    @arthrub3765 5 лет назад +4093

    2017: Steamed Hams
    2019: Canned Coochie
    2020: Steamed Coochie

  • @treymtz
    @treymtz 5 лет назад +1026

    Alright, props to the voice actor. That dude nailed the voices.

    • @clammiiii9382
      @clammiiii9382 5 лет назад +33

      Squidward’s a bit off but the rest are great

    • @TexasTakeover
      @TexasTakeover 5 лет назад +2

      @@clammiiii9382 and Mr.Krabs

    • @Doomsday4073
      @Doomsday4073 2 года назад +2

      "Hello i like choocie"

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 5 лет назад +20991

    I have a feeling youve kidnapped the entire spongebob cast and locked them in your basement so you could transfer their powers to you like in space jam

    • @R_ARC
      @R_ARC 5 лет назад +554

      Deserves pin

    • @RamsTheNameCom
      @RamsTheNameCom 5 лет назад +814

      @Borchgardt .....He lured in the entire SpongeBob cast with Canned Coochie.

    • @RamseySchaefer
      @RamseySchaefer 5 лет назад +38

      Borchgardt yep

    • @SuperCaleb360
      @SuperCaleb360 5 лет назад +221

      This joke is amazing. I award you bonus points for referencing Space Jam.

    • @COOLERU
      @COOLERU 5 лет назад +31

      Space jam greatest movie ever

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 4 года назад +2065

    Like this impressions is good and all, but it underlines how many characters share a voice actor

    • @LeopoldLitchenstein
      @LeopoldLitchenstein 3 года назад +189

      According to Tom Kenny, that's because they'd rather pay one guy who has enough range to do multiple voices than just hire multiple people to do individual voices

    • @patrickforstner8548
      @patrickforstner8548 3 года назад +40

      @@LeopoldLitchenstein probably a lot cheaper

    • @LeopoldLitchenstein
      @LeopoldLitchenstein 3 года назад +16

      @@patrickforstner8548 Pretty much yeah

    • @thatdumbdemo7280
      @thatdumbdemo7280 3 года назад +4

      Please animate this

    • @kaida_mtd
      @kaida_mtd 3 года назад +1

      @@patrickforstner8548 but also alot rarer

  • @boxxnturtle3689
    @boxxnturtle3689 5 лет назад +2966

    *NEVER* in my *LIFE* have I ever thought that I'd laugh this hard at " *Nut Bucket* "

  • @acai28
    @acai28 5 лет назад +7512

    shoutout to the RUclips algorithm pulling through after seeing this countless times bootlegged on twitter and Instagram. You deserve this Uncle Al

    • @abcedfghigkdlsm
      @abcedfghigkdlsm 5 лет назад +37

      Are you the mayor of ram ranch?

    • @howtoavenge1016
      @howtoavenge1016 5 лет назад +2

      Acai thought you’d see this. fits right up your alley

    • @drugless183
      @drugless183 5 лет назад +1

      Dad is that you

    • @yieschu
      @yieschu 5 лет назад +13

      Discount code Acai for 10% off your Canned Coochie

    • @thefishx7991
      @thefishx7991 5 лет назад +15

      ITS THE *BROWN* *MAN*

  • @masona.7321
    @masona.7321 5 лет назад +1794

    "we're all sold out Patrick...but SpongeBob in the back tho."

    • @partyup210productions7
      @partyup210productions7 5 лет назад +15

      Spongebob sadly doesn't appear in this series?

    • @masona.7321
      @masona.7321 5 лет назад +27

      @@partyup210productions7 no, you're right, he doesn't. It was a joke. Bc people say SpongeBob give Pat the succ hence the joke I made dude 🤡

    • @eggytricky
      @eggytricky 5 лет назад +2

      TheNewTrainBoy55 probably because his nasally and high pitched voice is so hard to imitate. And copying his tone along side those is also a challenge

    • @StunttManZ
      @StunttManZ 5 лет назад +6

      He whipping that coochie up

    • @scarasluts
      @scarasluts 5 лет назад +1

      GOD OF ART nou

  • @kiwikiwi9131
    @kiwikiwi9131 4 года назад +1869

    My mind:
    DON’T SAY IT
    DON’T SAY IT
    DON’T SAY IT
    DON’T SAY IT....
    Me: CAANNNED *cOoChIeEe*

    • @U_DEAD_
      @U_DEAD_ 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Deadch583
      @Deadch583 4 года назад +5

      Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahh your so funny dude

    • @kiwikiwi9131
      @kiwikiwi9131 4 года назад +3

      Yeah...I’m not 😔

    • @deemiquepearson8426
      @deemiquepearson8426 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lordflacko9529
      @lordflacko9529 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏

  • @heyitzdaredevil8305
    @heyitzdaredevil8305 5 лет назад +8264

    You sir, have the golden voice of this decade

    • @melonhead6769
      @melonhead6769 5 лет назад +39

      I agree

    • @NickinolegzVA
      @NickinolegzVA 5 лет назад +187

      I doubted this until I heard the video. Yes, I am so fucking impressed with this guy's impressions.

    • @nownothingwillbewrong2958
      @nownothingwillbewrong2958 5 лет назад +30

      The squidward was a bit meh but everything was actually great

    • @DarkestNova556
      @DarkestNova556 5 лет назад +5

      Shaman X No squidwards voice was off a little but ultimately close

    • @AATIDK
      @AATIDK 5 лет назад +3

      @@nownothingwillbewrong2958 Sounds like Squillium.

  • @UnorthodoxIndividual
    @UnorthodoxIndividual 5 лет назад +1790

    But do they have... WOW THEY HAVE IT!
    *Canned C O O C H I E*

  • @bigfootwithinternetconnect2330
    @bigfootwithinternetconnect2330 5 лет назад +21467

    It scares me that the voices sound almost identical to the ones in the show

    • @blotsamwich
      @blotsamwich 5 лет назад +397

      Ikr

    • @richbum3725
      @richbum3725 5 лет назад +900

      It is. He got fired for some sexual allegations. He made the voice for many cartoon characters.

    • @vekoma7427
      @vekoma7427 5 лет назад +182

      Except for squidward in my opinion

    • @dishsoap8428
      @dishsoap8428 5 лет назад +272

      @@vekoma7427 scrungo bungus, his squidward voice is pretty darn spot on.

    • @ineedabreak6063
      @ineedabreak6063 5 лет назад +47

      Some Puerto rican guy He got fired

  • @Sky-dz1gj
    @Sky-dz1gj 4 года назад +422

    I've never thinked that Patrick saying Coochie would be such a life-changing moment for me
    Thank you.

  • @BabyLambCreations
    @BabyLambCreations 5 лет назад +2462

    I hate Mondays.
    *sees new SpongeBob post from you*
    I LOVE Mondays.

    • @SouprSpookr
      @SouprSpookr 5 лет назад +4

      Baby Lamb Creations Garfield? Is that you?

    • @WeShowYou
      @WeShowYou 5 лет назад +1

      Let's not get ahead of ourselves now

    • @pickles8038
      @pickles8038 5 лет назад +1

      I was reading this on a Monday 😂

    • @shookedrook2157
      @shookedrook2157 5 лет назад

      I read this in a spongebob voice

  • @DocDrowsy
    @DocDrowsy 5 лет назад +1836

    This killed me. I'm dead now. All my possessions go to my parakeet.

    • @juanvasquez3941
      @juanvasquez3941 5 лет назад +8

      Hey scoot I thought you moved

    • @paladinpv8460
      @paladinpv8460 5 лет назад +10

      You mean your parakooch?

    • @parakeeet5721
      @parakeeet5721 5 лет назад +4

      hand them over.

    • @Sneedboy
      @Sneedboy 5 лет назад +2

      ParaYEET

    • @EmilyMakeupQueen
      @EmilyMakeupQueen 5 лет назад

      Scooty bootie man I have haven't played city folk in a while. Need to check on Scoot in my town and all the others

  • @Justpassingby204
    @Justpassingby204 5 лет назад +1497

    Your voice acting is 10/10

    • @aquamarinerose5405
      @aquamarinerose5405 5 лет назад +63

      wait that was voice acting? I thought he spliced together audio bites from the show

    • @NOABXD
      @NOABXD 5 лет назад +65

      @@aquamarinerose5405 You can tell it isnt cuz of how smooth it is. Spliced audio would be so choppy and shitty sounding

    • @spaghettisauce445
      @spaghettisauce445 5 лет назад +23

      The squidward voice doesn’t sound like the actual one a little bit so yeah he did it himself

    • @ghostly5584
      @ghostly5584 5 лет назад +1

      Cataru Moore it was voice acting. it’s extremely smooth sound. if it was edited it would be extremely obvious

    • @itsghostii
      @itsghostii 5 лет назад

      Oh yeah yeah

  • @foolminato
    @foolminato 5 лет назад +401

    I don't remember this episode
    But seriously very impressive

  • @KILLCAM607
    @KILLCAM607 5 лет назад +2288

    Dude these voices are impeccable. You got mad skillz brutha

  • @xaleypoo4779
    @xaleypoo4779 5 лет назад +331

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate "The Krusty Kooch"

  • @fedoraantnation
    @fedoraantnation 5 лет назад +1373

    The creators of Spongebob have really gone to a whole new level ever since the passing of Stephen.

  • @amaranthshadows1744
    @amaranthshadows1744 4 года назад +152

    Never in my entire life did I think I'd laugh so hard at the words "nut bucket"

  • @SenorGnar
    @SenorGnar 5 лет назад +977

    Ravioli ravioli
    Give me the COOCHIOLI.

    • @sosawife11
      @sosawife11 5 лет назад +2

      Gnar Gnar Binks I- 🤣😭

  • @thefirewould2194
    @thefirewould2194 5 лет назад +2592

    How can you literally do every single spongebob voice, but I'm curious of your actual spongebob voice

    • @squidy9078
      @squidy9078 5 лет назад +27

      *your

    • @thefirewould2194
      @thefirewould2194 5 лет назад +11

      @@squidy9078 ok that was auto correct, will correct now 😚

    • @damirsahmanovic7744
      @damirsahmanovic7744 5 лет назад +31

      @@kelpyg301 its 'your' indeed

    • @balooonnyy7034
      @balooonnyy7034 5 лет назад +4

      Captain America yeou’r idiot

    • @bob-omb-omb5129
      @bob-omb-omb5129 5 лет назад +3

      I don't think anyone other than Tom Kenny can do a good Spongebob voice.

  • @alenak1569
    @alenak1569 5 лет назад +5774

    Thank you RUclips algorithm, for this gem. I needed this!

    • @Bigfrie19
      @Bigfrie19 5 лет назад +27

      Alena K Yo like no joke! RUclips algorithm has been doing a great job lately.

    • @kennymcdaniel9342
      @kennymcdaniel9342 5 лет назад +3

      same

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 лет назад +5

      @@Bigfrie19 yeah, hopefully they don't mess it up

    • @UnorthodoxIndividual
      @UnorthodoxIndividual 5 лет назад +7

      Nobody:
      YT Algorithm: *Larry the Lobster talks about Canned Coochie for 63 hours*

    • @blazie42069
      @blazie42069 5 лет назад +2

      It got me here

  • @Kuraiinu
    @Kuraiinu 3 года назад +220

    THIS IS THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THANK YOU

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +7923

    Therapist: Crusty Cooch doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
    Crusty Cooch:

  • @Z000TED
    @Z000TED 5 лет назад +322

    RUclips is wild for suggesting this bruh 😭

  • @AtomicRobloxProductions
    @AtomicRobloxProductions 5 лет назад +877

    I thought this was sentence mixing at first, you sir are very talented.

    • @MrVuckFiacom
      @MrVuckFiacom 5 лет назад +15

      Can't wait till we get the AI/deepfake tech for SpongeBob voices. Imagine the possibilities!

    • @yoshitard64
      @yoshitard64 5 лет назад

      3 hours ago

    • @oocobolGaming
      @oocobolGaming 5 лет назад

      32 minutes ago

    • @yoshitard64
      @yoshitard64 5 лет назад

      @@oocobolGaming 36 minutes ago ;-;

  • @Zenthral
    @Zenthral 4 года назад +105

    You’d think this were Laurence himself with these perfect voices.

    • @eh.meh.493
      @eh.meh.493 4 года назад +3

      This is RUclips son...it very well might be.

  • @garnet.4664
    @garnet.4664 5 лет назад +657

    IVE BEEN CHASING THE CHOOCHIE MY WHOLE LIFE
    haven’t we all...

  • @shroomy__rxcks
    @shroomy__rxcks 5 лет назад +543

    Patrick really wanted some of that Canned 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲.

  • @SrQuack-js6sn
    @SrQuack-js6sn 5 лет назад +5961

    This is great and all but is nobody going to talk about the chum bucket being called, *T H E N U T BUCKET*

    • @FloraAFlower
      @FloraAFlower 5 лет назад +125

      no, but I can talk about how you are a duck all day.

    • @SrQuack-js6sn
      @SrQuack-js6sn 5 лет назад +83

      @@FloraAFlower How did you figure it out?!?!?!

    • @RoB-uy4co
      @RoB-uy4co 4 года назад +187

      Should’ve been the C U M B U C K E T

    • @adamgriffith-smith9106
      @adamgriffith-smith9106 4 года назад +23

      I suggest you go watch “squidward busts a nut” for some continuity.

    • @GjonBits
      @GjonBits 4 года назад +6

      Krusty cooch

  • @mandalorianperseus4662
    @mandalorianperseus4662 Год назад +5

    Pun entirely intended

  • @Bran10DOH
    @Bran10DOH 5 лет назад +1938

    I'm here to steal the Krabby Coochie secret FORMULA.

  • @cruncheh9917
    @cruncheh9917 5 лет назад +1188

    Bro, when squidward said they were all sold out of canned coochie, I actually felt that, deadass cried

  • @JasonSalgado
    @JasonSalgado 5 лет назад +1598

    My brother walked in mid way through the video and thought I was watching an actual Episode he nearly pissed himself 😂😂

  • @shawnisebennett8943
    @shawnisebennett8943 4 года назад +39

    *3:00 am rn*
    "Were here at the cRustY coOch"-
    **screeching** 😂😂

  • @Kannon_Shots
    @Kannon_Shots 5 лет назад +734

    “Hello, I like coochie”
    “And what brought you to this monumental occasion sir?”
    “Coochie”

    • @sketchrisinkpun
      @sketchrisinkpun 5 лет назад +23

      That's my coming out story

    • @aaronius4444
      @aaronius4444 5 лет назад +3

      My entire life

    • @alius386
      @alius386 5 лет назад

      You're quoting the video yet you still manage to get it wrong shm

  • @RicoMarcoMiku
    @RicoMarcoMiku 5 лет назад +864

    Krusty Ketamine: Who are you?
    Canned Coochie: I'm you but better

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 5 лет назад +4

      Vagina > Drugs

    • @DToTheB
      @DToTheB 5 лет назад +2

      @@kanna-san. 10 reasons why drugs are bad. number 1:

    • @AmonGus-zx5zr
      @AmonGus-zx5zr 5 лет назад

      @@DToTheB They aren't smh. Isn't medicine so bad kids?

  • @elder4481
    @elder4481 5 лет назад +382

    I seriously thought that this was from the original voice actors. Great job man you got yourself a sub 🔥

  • @benacuna
    @benacuna 2 года назад +5

    If Stephen Hillenburg saw this video he’d be rolling in laughter due to how funny this is

  • @tikaij
    @tikaij 5 лет назад +3156

    Nobody:
    Larry The Lobster: Canned Coochie *RULES!*

  • @MikeLitirous
    @MikeLitirous 5 лет назад +803

    That one dislike is someone who cant afford Canned Coochie
    Update: Whoever disliked this video clearly cant afford Canned Choochie

  • @EBjeebies1081
    @EBjeebies1081 5 лет назад +1372

    All of your voices are literally perfect wtf.
    Edit: Squidward could use a little less enthusiasm in his voice. He’s a little more monotone

    • @abdullahilyas7790
      @abdullahilyas7790 5 лет назад +77

      It isn't edited

    • @seanorion7106
      @seanorion7106 5 лет назад +59

      @@abdullahilyas7790 that makes the comment even better

    • @megamushroom
      @megamushroom 5 лет назад +9

      @Cyrsclin it was edited while they were writing it

    • @megamushroom
      @megamushroom 5 лет назад +11

      @Cyrsclin probably took a LONG break while writing it i do that all the time

    • @Drogas3653
      @Drogas3653 5 лет назад +15

      Cyrsclin nigga does it really matter ? Who tf cares, go find something else to complain about

  • @jackorion7157
    @jackorion7157 5 лет назад +2

    The voices don't have any business being this good.

  • @Gobbofy
    @Gobbofy 5 лет назад +156

    Fun fact: Mr crabs invented the fleshlight

  • @commandoeclipse2698
    @commandoeclipse2698 5 лет назад +463

    Can we just call this series "The Krusty Kooch Khronicles"?

    • @curlyhairjess
      @curlyhairjess 5 лет назад +8

      @@Icecoldyoungster
      Zoinks

    • @CheySenpie
      @CheySenpie 5 лет назад +1

      *YES!* 😂

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 лет назад

      Will the narrator be Knuckles?

  • @andrewcruzsmith2343
    @andrewcruzsmith2343 4 года назад +110

    Imagine how this shit would actually effect the economy if this was real

    • @evandotterer4365
      @evandotterer4365 4 года назад +14

      andrew cruz smith technically it’s a flesh light

    • @andrewcruzsmith2343
      @andrewcruzsmith2343 4 года назад +1

      @@evandotterer4365 naw i mean , but didnt say what if its sold in stores you feel me

    • @evandotterer4365
      @evandotterer4365 4 года назад +9

      andrew cruz smith I mean fuck it would save guys everywhere a ton of money. Bitches are hella expensive these days

    • @jacobd8813
      @jacobd8813 4 года назад +8

      Like imagine if McDonalds had canned coochie on the dollar menu 😂😂

    • @andrewcruzsmith2343
      @andrewcruzsmith2343 4 года назад +6

      @@jacobd8813 shit be sold out in an hour guaranteed 😂😂

  • @rebelappliance771
    @rebelappliance771 5 лет назад +233

    When Patrick yelled “nooooo!” There was a thunder clap outside my house.

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 5 лет назад +288

    These impressions are scarily accurate considering they all came from one guy.

  • @lilmissromantica
    @lilmissromantica 5 лет назад +2485

    Nobody:
    My RUclips Recommendations: C A N N E D C O O C H I E

    • @bigcrazyfox11
      @bigcrazyfox11 5 лет назад +7

      Ahahahaha.....

    • @ethangoldsmith9332
      @ethangoldsmith9332 4 года назад

      Wdy watch for this in?

    • @Jellyfrohg
      @Jellyfrohg 4 года назад

      Oka Ruto 😂

    • @100mgd
      @100mgd 4 года назад +2

      The comment I was looking for!

    • @beatsbyelvis6890
      @beatsbyelvis6890 4 года назад +1

      100mgd not hard to find this basic bitch comment, it’s under everything. could’ve done it yourself and almost nobody would say shit.

  • @beatsbyelvis6890
    @beatsbyelvis6890 4 года назад +8

    those are some frighteningly spot-on voices, my dude.

  • @HyperBeamEevee
    @HyperBeamEevee 5 лет назад +385

    Question, do they come in 7 designer colors?
    Edit: YO! Congrats on hitting the 1 million mark man! This calls for a celebration! Pass the coochie!

  • @judejade6324
    @judejade6324 5 лет назад +10057

    How do you get their voices spot on?

    • @lukea.3729
      @lukea.3729 5 лет назад +758

      Discord Chan What you said made no sense lmao

    • @mommyesdeath7473
      @mommyesdeath7473 5 лет назад +175

      @@lukea.3729 Or Maybe I should shut up

    • @user-qq7te7be7o
      @user-qq7te7be7o 5 лет назад +397

      @@mommyesdeath7473 yea you really should

    • @N8-PT
      @N8-PT 5 лет назад +391

      I’ve heard better Patricks and Squidwards, but everything else was perfect.

    • @SynisterFour
      @SynisterFour 5 лет назад +134

      @@mommyesdeath7473 you're speaking the language of the gods I see....

  • @o_o-rt2jp
    @o_o-rt2jp 5 лет назад +69

    *_patchy, after all these years of tough searching we have at last found the honorable lost episode_*

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 5 лет назад

      CROCK You're totally lame, bottled coochie is better CROCK

  • @sng3939
    @sng3939 4 года назад +15

    I’ve already seen this but it came in my recommended again
    I’m not complaining

  • @deegee4744
    @deegee4744 5 лет назад +964

    _”Pun entirely intended“_
    Voice impressions are on spot.

  • @AngelPerez-ko7nr
    @AngelPerez-ko7nr 5 лет назад +201

    I though this was a ytp
    Not a guttermouth convention

  • @larry1videorater96
    @larry1videorater96 5 лет назад +112

    Papa Steven Hillenberg himself would be proud.

    • @chloconuttree
      @chloconuttree 5 лет назад +2

      Rest in pepperoni

    • @slowho5489
      @slowho5489 5 лет назад

      @Heidenriech sounds like somebody left their canned coochie at home this morning.

  • @aaronmaestas5607
    @aaronmaestas5607 4 года назад +12

    “The *NUT* Bucket”
    -Plankton 2019

  • @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486
    @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 5 лет назад +47

    This is one of the best voice acting I heard

  • @Toasts
    @Toasts 5 лет назад +568

    GARY! I was just looking for the sports channel.

  • @noahcox2571
    @noahcox2571 5 лет назад +249

    Squidward: were all sold out Patrick.
    Patrick: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @elilewis459
    @elilewis459 3 года назад +6

    This dude can somehow voice every character and it sound good

  • @aeyenthelobster4858
    @aeyenthelobster4858 5 лет назад +310

    I love how spongebob isn't in this video since nobody could do a good spongebob impression

    • @larrymantic2635
      @larrymantic2635 2 года назад +2

      And that’s basically become a dumb running gag

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 2 года назад

      *”Where did you think the coochie came from?”*

    • @KyleEvra
      @KyleEvra 2 года назад +1

      Or you can just use Ai to do the voice.
      It's not perfect but it's the only thing close enough.

  • @tarapiero
    @tarapiero 5 лет назад +488

    Nobody:
    Mr. Krabs: C A N N E D C O O C H I E
    Coochie that located between the thighs: Am I a joke to you?

  • @charlieminers2892
    @charlieminers2892 5 лет назад +101

    Can't get over how good this is.
    All of the impressions are spot on.
    Kudos, my friend.

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 5 лет назад +2

      I literally thought they just took the Krabs audio from the SpongeBob movie until he said coochie

  • @thechaun6631
    @thechaun6631 4 года назад +22

    Coochie is the one word I absolutely hate
    😂😂

    • @eagna546
      @eagna546 3 года назад +1

      Same it makes me cringe

  • @d3-penguin954
    @d3-penguin954 5 лет назад +85

    What did I just watch and why was the voices so spot on...

  • @siren6508
    @siren6508 5 лет назад +126

    I WAS ONLY 15 SECONDS IN AND FUCKIGN "WE'RE HERE AT THE KRUSTY COOCH" IM DECEASED

  • @sort-of-amusing8891
    @sort-of-amusing8891 2 года назад +2

    We all clicked on this expecting a YTP or something and found so much more

  • @yo_yoplayer3321
    @yo_yoplayer3321 5 лет назад +86

    This is the greatest RUclips recommendation yet!

  • @kingofearthamaimon
    @kingofearthamaimon 5 лет назад +38

    THE VOICES SOUND SO GOOD WTF

  • @jake1163
    @jake1163 5 лет назад +328

    Uncle Al: How much canned coochie
    Mr. Krabs: Yes

  • @spongebitchbobface
    @spongebitchbobface 3 года назад +7

    I woke up to the sound of my usual alarm blaring throughout my house. "good morning world!" I squealed as i jumped out of bed and ran downstairs, quickly getting ready for the wonderful day ahead of me at the Krusty Krab. When i was ready, i ran outside screaming my familiar chant. "I'MMM READY!" Squidward popped his head out of his window. "will you be quiet? It's bad enough i have to deal with you during the week. I don't want to have to deal with you on my Sunday either!" I stopped running around. "W-what do you mean it's Sunday?" I stuttered. "I MEAN IT'S SUNDAY. the Krusty Krab is closed! go home!" I left and groggily walked back home.
    Squidward sat down on his bed. "What am i going to do?" Squidward spoke aloud even though there was no one there. "I've been putting up this act of not liking Spongebob for years just to cover up the fact that i really love him. I love everything about him. I love hearing his unique laugh. I love when i hand him an order ticket and we touch for a half a second." Squidward actually started to tear up. "But i can never have him." Squidward closed his eyes trying to stop the tears.
    "Squidward..." I was in Squidward's doorway. "What are you doing here? How much did you hear?" I looked down and stared at his shoes. "I wanted to see if you could play with me because Patrick is busy...i heard everything.." The only noise in the room was Squidward's silent crying. Finally, i spoke. "Squidward...I-i had...no idea you felt that way." I walked over to Squidward and sat down next to him. I placed my hand on Squidward's hand, sending a shock up Squidward's spine. "And i have to admit..." I looked at Squidward. "i feel the same...I-i love you, Squidward."
    Silence. Pure silence. Until Squidward grabbed me and pulled me in for a kiss. It was short and sweet. My eyes popped open with shock, but i closed them once i realized what was going on. When Squidward pulled away, i whispered, barely audible, "more."
    Squidward obeyed, and pulled me in closer. Squidward started to rub my chest while kissing me. I made a slight moan. "Squidward. I want you. I need you." That's all Squidward needed to hear. He knelt down and unzipped my square pants and put them to the side. I pulled Squidward's lips towards me for another kiss. I needed to kiss him, to feel his wet, warm lips against mine. While we were kissing, Squidward started to caress my bulge, causing me to release another moan of pleasure. Squidward walked over to my bed and grabbed some pillows and put them on the floor. He gently put me on them. He kissed my lips, then started leaving tiny kisses on my chest all the way down to my bulge. Squidward looked at me, almost teasingly.
    Squidward got on top of me and started to rub his bulge against mine. Our breathing got heavier. I started to bump my bulge into Squidward's. We went faster and faster. "Squidward... I think i'm gonna...cum." Squidward smirked. "We can't have that just yet, can we? We have only just begun." Squidward slowed down and got off of me. He laid a tiny kiss on me, making me shudder. Squidward slid his tentacle into my underwear and grabbed my cock. Squidward started to move his hand up and down slowly, at first. My breathing sped up, and then i started to slightly moan again. Squidward removed his hand, then he started to leave tiny kisses along my dick. He then gave me a few sucks and then picked me up and put me on the edge of my bed with my ass in the air.
    Squidward positioned himself at my entrance. "This might hurt a bit..so i'm gonna take it slow ok?" I nodded. Squidward put his dick in me slowly, being cautious on how this will hurt me considering i'm just a "virgin" and how little i am. I gasped out in pain and my eyes tear up. I didn't think it would be this painful. To try to remove some of the pain, Squidward lay kisses on my back and grabbed my dangling cock, stroking it. Squidward sped up with his thrusting, slowly my pain turned into pleasure. I moaned, reassuring Squidward that i was enjoying this just like he was. Squidward's hips tightened as his pumping became fast inside me to the point where he couldn't breathe and he was about to cum. I was raking my fingernails into the bed. Squidward took his dick out of me and i turned around and started to suck it. I began to deep throat Squidward's cock, then softly suck on it as Squidward began to cum in my mouth.
    Squidward pushed me onto the bed. He slid my cock into his mouth and began to suck it in a way i never could have thought. I began to roll my hips in symphony with Squidward's bobbing head. I never in a million years would have imagined how good this felt. I let out a moan, closed my eyes and leaned back onto the bed as i came in Squidward's mouth. After i came, Squidward continued to stoke my dick, just to make sure he got all of it out of me.
    "wow" i said because that was the only word i could find. Squidward looked at me. "yeah. wow"

    • @keiorie
      @keiorie 3 года назад

      PLEASEEEE WHAT IS THIS IM PHOTOSYNTHESIZING

    • @violinflowerbot3677
      @violinflowerbot3677 3 года назад

      Love how stuff like this didn't even phase me anymore (middle school me was on some wild shit fr) 😂
      Honestly well written though lmao

  • @hydrix6419
    @hydrix6419 5 лет назад +30

    *Put this on your resume*

    • @Achu.o
      @Achu.o 5 лет назад

      Hydrix64 😂😂👌🏾

  • @freedamerican5243
    @freedamerican5243 5 лет назад +183

    I bet it took you 100 times to do each character’s line without laughing. 😂

  • @thicclasagna
    @thicclasagna 5 лет назад +364

    "Krusty Cooch"
    so is that what happens after the menopause?

  • @theberrby6836
    @theberrby6836 5 лет назад +1

    I thought this was a thing the voice actors did for fun and you made an edited vid of it.
    THIS IS IMPRESSIONS?? YOU DID THIS? That's awesome
    I'm impressed to point of nonbelief!!
    Your skill & talent is great :)

  • @GooberDunk
    @GooberDunk 5 лет назад +107

    "You've heard it here first"
    Already a mob of people trying to buy it.

  • @TrikkShot1
    @TrikkShot1 5 лет назад +62

    Never in my life would I think I'd hear "Krusty Kooch" and "Nut bucket" in one sitting.

  • @nailgut101
    @nailgut101 5 лет назад +199

    I think we just found a new voice actor for plankton, mr krabs, Patrick, squidward, and the news reporter fish

    • @lightsprite6128
      @lightsprite6128 4 года назад +17

      Don't forget my boi Larry the *Crab*

    • @noahw3309
      @noahw3309 3 года назад +3

      @@lightsprite6128 lobster

  • @Rizpii
    @Rizpii 4 года назад +6

    CANNED COOCHIE 😂😂😂

  • @Toki_39
    @Toki_39 5 лет назад +84

    1980:there will be flying cars in the future
    2019:canned coochie

  • @rocstan
    @rocstan 5 лет назад +462

    Did you find this at your recommendations?
    Same..

  • @UncleAlShow
    @UncleAlShow  5 лет назад +3703

    Want to get involved with the Coochie Community? Come join our Discord:
    discord.gg/JUHgbyk

    • @alexlxpg4985
      @alexlxpg4985 5 лет назад +46

      Is there free canned coochie

    • @yossarian7420
      @yossarian7420 5 лет назад +11

      No

    • @hydrodex8409
      @hydrodex8409 5 лет назад +8

      Well time to wait in line, so I can get some canned coochie

    • @spikey950
      @spikey950 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh, that's actually good. I want this as a ringtone

    • @poot6815
      @poot6815 5 лет назад +1

      i knew you would make one

  • @aaliyahnuyen9939
    @aaliyahnuyen9939 5 лет назад +6

    Personal thank you to my RUclips recommendations LMAO .

  • @claythames6751
    @claythames6751 5 лет назад +64

    His impressions are incredible. Hats off to you sir 👏🏼